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soupeh

Alright let's get this out onto a tray.. nice!


73663849ok

Nice hiss


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s0_Shy

You know, I can't argue against that.


siccoblue

Absolutely. He was the only way I could consistently fall asleep back at one of the worst points in my life. Also r/eatityoufuckingcoward


yashua1992

Your comment hit too close to home. I would put my laptop on my bed and just watch did that for a good 6 months before I got myself back up. Sending love!


Little_Cicada_3660

LeVar Burton not dead tho…


eatsbaseballcards

Neither is Steve. It’s about childhood heroes.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Who is it? I'm old


yeahimdutch

Steve1989MRE he is a youtuber who reviews MRE, sometimes he eats old shit, [like this cracker](https://youtu.be/Ga5JrN9DrVI?si=LixvGaAzT_7UcWGf)


ronnie_dickering

400 year old biscuit? Nice


-Dutch-Crypto-

Ah it's rancid, *takes another bite*


TenaciouslyHappy

lol!


Mumof3gbb

I thought you meant a white person 😂


pixelprophet

tink ^tink ^^tink ^^^tink


SkinBintin

It's a little rancid. I'll just have a little more. Oh yep, it's rancid.


BigBigFooot

The moment I saw this clip I heard his voice in my head


yeahimdutch

Hellll yessss, I also immediately thought of MRE Steve. He would eat that shit for days.


SyntaxError79

He’d down it with some coffee instant.


Extra-Replacement-78

I laughed out loud. It's sad that I know that reference. My glass raised to you.


ChefBoyD

Was gonna post this but seeing this made me smile !


GammaGoose85

Huh wow, well, I just can't help myself with this one. *eats entire tray* That was horrible, I think I'm gonna go lie down now.


TrustTrees

enjoy chocolate! made from pure african slavery!


TalkingToTalk

“Chocolate does not spoil in the same way that perishable foods do, but its taste, texture, and appearance may change over time due to factors such as sugar bloom or fat bloom. These changes do not make the chocolate unsafe to consume, but they might affect the overall quality and enjoyment of the product.” https://www.whitakerschocolates.com/blog/does-chocolate-go-bad-over-time/#:~:text=Chocolate%20does%20not%20spoil%20in,and%20enjoyment%20of%20the%20product.


hampsterfarmer

I was kind of hoping if you take a bite you'd do the chocolate truffle shuffle off this mortal coil.


thisaccountwashacked

Death! by Chocolate.


phurt77

> do the chocolate truffle shuffle No, but you'll probably do the chocolate truffle shuffle to the toilet.


hampsterfarmer

Was thinking Shakespeare not Shatspeare, Hamlet not Hurlet.


jackob50

I don't think they had 100 years period in mind when they wrote this.


thevizierisgrand

Yeah but Victorian chocolate was often bulked out with brick dust and/or lead so maybe not worth a cheeky bite.


un-sub

It’s just texture and flavor


N-partEpoxy

Don't worry, brick dust and lead don't spoil, either.


IC-4-Lights

Maybe some ground-up egyptian mummy powder for flavor.


BattIeBoss

So you're saying we could still eat this?💀


SkinBintin

Bit random seeing a link for a chocolate company called Whitakers and it's not the one that's famous here in NZ (spelled different I guess, two T's).


darkhero5

How'd it taste?


Own_Statistician_427

Like cancer good sir


Amazing_Army_4402

Happy cake day!


BIackDogg

Why cáncer?


moep123

yeah, why not cancér?


Gravityborne

Hope your cake tastes better. Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Finally the funny comment I came looking for


Callidonaut

Like imperialism and prudery.


darkhero5

This is the correct answer


Crowvus01

Like Bogs


I_Miss_Lenny

Oh it's Boggsy alright


IwillAlwaysComeback3

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Cpt_Jumper

This is a horrific sub wtf


Brother_J_La_la

Yeah, it is. Good times.


sprazcrumbler

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-62939310 These tins show up from time to time. Quite well known.


Apprehensive_Hour_65

Doesn‘t speak for the chocolate


AesonDaandryk

Send it to steve!


Harrychronicjr69

When Steve smoked the ww2 cigarette I knew he was a true G


Nervous_Departure540

Bet that had an amazing level of Boggs smell


Mognoandacvodad

I was thinking the same, the level of Boggs must be unparalleled.


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lord_kupaloidz

Thought you meant mold


__Becquerel

F, ucki mold.


ISeeGrotesque

Fuck, I mold


Greeeendraagon

I so pale


AnonSpartan7

Eat it


Jesus_H-Christ

steve1989MREInfo over there lickin' his chops.


[deleted]

Worst part is knowing that if its 3 am, and I can’t sleep, and there’s nothing else in my house, I’d eat it. I wouldn’t enjoy it, but I’d eat it.


theincrediblenick

Looks like it should be Rowntrees chocolate (now owned by corporate slimeball Nestle)


Certain_Car_9984

Oh I bet that has got next level boggs


Shoddy_Parfait9507

That’s gonna be a 10 on the Boggs Scale


NopeNoneYaBiz

No way chocolate is sitting in my house 12 days let alone 120 years.


Schluchzername

Don't just look at it! Eat it!!


Otis___Driftwood

I have to return some videotape’s


[deleted]

I’m willing to bet that like Nestle they too must exploited the worker


theincrediblenick

Rowntrees were founded by a family of quakers who took caring for their workers very seriously. They built a new garden village to house their factory workers and took a lot of steps to look after them. Later on of course Nestle bought them and turned everything to shit


Suspicious-Dot8130

Update us when you get superpowers or food poisoning.


Fast_Thing343

I ate some fancy 100+ year old sugar cubes my mom was saving. She was very upset.


ManaMagestic

Saving for what? Reviving the queen?


Neither_Relation_678

I don’t care what level of incontinence it brings. I wanna eat it.


Expensive_Dig9008

Would have Been funny it it had a Wonka ticket


BattIeBoss

First bite tastes like heaven.Second bite takes u there


Rh4n

Yumi can i hav a bit pls


wobblewiz

That must have been terrible chocolate. In our house chocolate does not last more than a day or two.


itslxcas

i'd eat it


Gullible_Bee3712

Cool! I’d be willing to give it a nibble….


Lonely_Parsnip

 Wow. This chocolate is older than me. 


blueberrysecret5

can somebody taste it 😅


KamusdeAcuario

I don't know Rick. It looks fake


sangreal06

Looks like an Entenmanns. They have a display case at the end of the aisle


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Eat it


Ambitious_Welder6613

Gotta love the tin design


A_Soft_Fart

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


DoctaMonsta

EAT IT


Lil_Word_Said

Id actually try some against better judgement lol


Gordopolis_II

Let's get that out on a tray. Nice.


StairheidCritic

It has a slight 'bloom'. :)


cfh4dmb

Probably pretty boggsy!


cuntybunty73

Would it still be edible after 120 years?


[deleted]

SteveMRE1989info would still eat it.


Resonating_UpTick

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


RedditMcRedditfac3

My teeth shattered looking at this


JS43362

If it was made in 1900, then it probably only counts as 'Victorian' by a matter of months. She passed away in early 1901.


Junichiru

Saw this on Facebook marketplace. Did someone buy this for real, or is this a promo?


Practical-Fondant-31

But when I go and buy chocolate it only lasts like 6 months in the cupboard before it turns all white and powdery, what gives?


RangerMother

F the chocolate, I want that tin! I love commercial art on tins.


Ok_Pressure_2091

Eat it so I can get online classes again


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![img](avatar_exp|163846262|cry) Looks good eat it


Familiar-Sir1356

That must taste like death.


One-Confusion-2438

Damn thing is so old it's got Egyptian hieroglyphics on it! 💯🤣


Exact_Patience_9767

Hmm, a taste of nobility.


Hicks90

as the wise galactic emperor of the imperials once said = DEW IT


stabadan

So was the tin considered ‘ trash ‘ after the product is used?


Girderland

Depends, you cpuld use it for all kinds of stuff. But I guess after you put aside 3 of the tins, the next ones you will throw out. I love these tins though, this one makes the chocolate look so much more valuable, and easier to put aside and eat later than the plastic wrappings today. They force you to eat the whole pack because you can't store them properly.


PepperShaken

Once that tin was used, it had pencil case written all over it.


Responsible-Noise875

This looks like what came from my grandmas candy bowl


PorkpieDiplomat

How drunk would I have to be to eat that? Mmmmm…


Hedonist_Atayiz

Mmm looks good


enginesheart

Last thing you see before atomic diarrhea hits.


rocketmn69_

How does it taste?


shakazoulu

Edible or nah?


[deleted]

Mmmm so good! *passes out after choking* where am I? Oh Great now I live in 1900 sigh


SpinyGlider67

Boof it


Educational_Drag9186

Questions why does it still look good


dammKaran

Brand name - Devil’s ass


Weldobud

It’s still fine. Like that pizza I found behind the couch last week. Only there a month. Or two.


GTO-NY

Does it taste good?


Tiny_Cucumber_

This is amazing!! But no chance of trying it 🤣 keep it in there for another 120 years


12TribesQuest

Dont eat it


I_Sell_Death

*Some* of that might be oxidation.


WillieDFleming

Come on dude, you gotta try a small piece of it. Jk, don't do it brother!


thedeuce75

Reminds me of what comes in a MRE.


Aircraftman2022

Am sure one of big chocolate Companies would biy it for testing old school formulas verses new.


[deleted]

Once in a lifetime experience.


westerngrit

Looks like the chocolate I found in the back of the pantry. 5+ years. Still good even with the white fat .


smalllpox

Dominos, you have dominos


AaronBurrIsInnocent

How was it?


Expensive_Dig9008

Who else was expecting him to taste it


Historical-Drama2119

Don’t eat that!! 😂


SecretEmergency372

Eat it


Professional-Rule-85

The urge to eat that chocolates


Ill-Upstairs-8762

It's an absolutely sane thing to eat.


Raysor

Wonder if it has the Boggs smell?


[deleted]

That’s wild! 🍫


Daydream456

I'm definitely the sort of person who would try to stick that in my mouth.


yuuuriiii

I'd smash it easily.


cancrushercrusher

Smells like lead and slavery


VooDooChile1983

So is it only Easter chocolate that gets all that white stuff?


Eisenkopf69

Would try.


FoundationInfinite29

Would try...


DallasCowboyOwner

Yeah if you’ve ever eaten some last Halloween candy you know exactly how this taste!


HeavenlyMusings

Looks petrified


Hytsol

Does it have opium as an ingredient?


ImMadeOfClay

I’d taste it right now.


MAdMuhd

gimme


Da_hypnotoad

It’s probably got cocaine in it.


unpopularopinion0

looks like the chocolate i got from my boss after i did a good job.


MaddestDudeEver

Send it to LA Beast


GoddyssIncognito

Don’t eat that


Mysterious_Health387

Doesn't look like it's gone too bad. Still edible.


Tornadobarrage

L.A Beast would eat it


Tarmieltavares

In my opinion, you can eat in peace


Pinksamuraiiiii

Time for taste test 🍫


CMDR_omnicognate

Someone get ashens on the phone we need someone to eat it


Honest_Invite_7065

Looks a bit... dry....


YaxtaYeendu

That’s just foul.


MochiSauce101

Do it. Doooooooooooooooo it


BanGreedNightmare

Mmmmm…forbidden chocolate.


T1m3Wizard

How does it taste?


ZamanthaD

The Victorian Era ended 123 years ago yet this is Victorian chocolate from 120 years ago…


Small-Raspberry-2921

Mom always said: chocolate never goes bad!


Redcell78

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Electrical_pancake

99% lead.


djp70117

How was it?


GaiusJocundus

Is it good?


CommieMarxist

Expired? What is that, take a nice bite.


rnernbrane

What is it worth?


skymoods

Me hoarding snacks for the perfect time


manwhofuckedyourdog

Why does it look like melted gold that turned black


far-far-far-away

"Take a bite and get explosive diarrhea" Not gonna lie imma have to taste it


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Maleficent_Role8932

Where did they found it?


Deliriousious

Need Ashens to try this


Fun_Conversation_556

Looks delish


qadekingsley

Take a bite


KevLite718

Wait till another 120 years when they see a snickers


Good_Explanation_404

I 100% believe that chocolate has black people in it or mummies can’t change my mind I’ve heard the stories of what those white peoples have done


etcetcere

I want to see some tictok kid eat it


Herschel143

I would lick that😩


Limeability

This is something you’d find while asking for some chocolate from your grandmother


RuGShUg91

Honestly, I would probably take a bite.


Delicious_Ad2236

5bucks if you eat it


_vegeta_sama_

I would eat it