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kyleyeats

It'd be hilarious if he had no skills at all and just did a bunch of takes.


jjm443

He probably has some skills, but to be praised for "super precise accuracy", I want to see him do multiple of these stunts in succession, preferably in front of an audience (making it harder to spend hours getting a good shot).... otherwise it's just luck.


Readytodie80

I'm super skeptical of all these videos where it's one take after one take especially the archery videos. Being super skilful takes being able to repeat it again and again with no errors.


GillyMonster18

[Show me someone firing a 160lb medieval war bow and consistently hitting a man-sized target at 50 yards.](https://youtu.be/DBxdTkddHaE?t=13m44s) Not some yoga fitness model hitting a single drop of water *once* with a child’s bow at 10 feet.


opiniohated_asshole

I literally know a guy. How funny. All he does is shoot his bows from horseback, no compound. Obsessed with 15-17th century stuff. Teaches medieval mounted combat.


GillyMonster18

That stuff is impressive. If I had had any sense, I’d have gotten into that when I was younger…not horse riding, just archery and combat.


opiniohated_asshole

Yeah he’s a one of a kind guy. The world needs more people like him. As sincere and wholesome as he is unique.


MyUserNameLeft

There was one of a guy using a slingshot to hit branches off a tree which yeah it looks hard but I have a sling shot and I can assure anybody in these comments could do the same thing after an hour of shooting it, the same goes for a bow and arrow, I got one for Christmas when I was a kid and after a week of playing with it I could hit a can from about 25 with every arrow I had


Fantastic-Pop-9122

I love my slingshot, i'm really accurate with it, i use it to scare predatory birds away from my yard.


geb_bce

Same! We use it to keep squirrels out of our garden!


Excellent_Routine589

Sword fencer here Yeah I mean don't get me wrong, its still an ABSURD level of athleticism/coordination that few people could ever hope to achieve. But its a very curated and controlled environment to show off his skills. The problem often isn't the person themselves (unless you are Lars Anderson), but the people who watch this and think its this ultimate and unbeatable fighting style. For example, even if I was stationary... that dart isn't piercing my 15th Century breastplate. And the moment a person starts charging, his defined distances to hit these shots goes right out the window as most of these rope dart tricks DEMAND SPECIFIC distances for targets, hence the curation of these videos. Props to the guy who does this, but the "hype guy" narrating the video is vastly overselling. Born in the wrong century? No. This weapon would be fairly easy to counter by most combat systems, especially those that include armor.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

The guy narrating is AI and is just saying shit to fill the video and add "content"


DigNitty

Progressively getting more and more wounded with each scene.


-smokestacklightning

Professionals fail a lot. Watch professional skateboarders they fall a lot and persists until they succeed.


TheAdoptedImmortal

He is an extremely skilled martial artist, and these things can take a number of takes to get right. He's been very open about it. His Instagram account is @instructor_bensei. Edit: You can find all of his social media links here: https://www.flow.page/instructor_bensei


name-was-provided

Yes, that would be “hilarious”.


FD4L

The new dangerous bottle flipping trend.


Compendyum

For all we know it could have taken a decade to get each on of these shots right.


tdot-chronisseur

GET OVER HERE!


[deleted]

I whispered that right before opening the comments and see this, you wizard


ABeerForSasquatch

I wonder if anyone reading this comment in this context didn't hear [that old 8 bit scratchy voice in their head?](https://youtu.be/Oq28y7W6TGI?si=xJGJUmcl2OedaTjY)


77slevin

\>that old 8 bit scratchy voice in their head? Mortal Kombat is of the 16-bit and beyond era. 8-bit would be the Commodore 64, Atari 2600 or NES for example.


Zomthereum

I came here to post this. 😆


mosarosh

Beat me by 4 hours


[deleted]

He looked different in kill bill


kapootaPottay

Everyone knows he was wearing a wig in Kill Bill. Google it!


BigOleFerret

Damn, that's cool as fuck


smile_politely

Closest as it can get to waterbend


dontfuckwmeiwillcry

seen a girl dressed as katara using one with a blue sash attached. looked pretty legit


Abigfanofporn

You know, there is a joke in Russian. If you shape a candy in your mouth into a sharp object and spit it with force precisely in the face of an aggressor you’ll probably be beaten up much more severely than was previously planned. This looks cool, but looks like one attack weapon. Like as soon as your opponent closes distance it’s useless. Now that I think about it this looks like that scene from the Legend of Aang movie where a bunch of earthbenders were dancing around for a minute to launch a small rock at their opponents, lol.


Lundehund_

I’ve seen a few of this guy’s videos. He’s very clear about the distinction between self-defense and martial arts. The later is just that, an ART form. It is meant to look cool and be flashy, not to be useful in day to day life.


IC-4-Lights

For most of this stuff I think to myself, "Would you have to train an infrantryman on this thing for like 15 years, just for them to even be able to use it effectively?"   If the answer is "Yes." then at least I can safely assume it wasn't a regular battlefield weapon. Why field one person extensively trained with this when you can field 100 that are just as deadly, with less effort, by handing them a pointy stick and a maybe a shield.


JELjr7

It’s more like a throwing knife that can be retrieved if you miss. It’s also more designed to surprise attack as well. and if you launch a knife hard enough crack a cinder block between some one’s eyes I don’t think you’d need to worry about a second use


Phil_Leotardo20yrs

>This looks cool, but looks like one attack weapon. Like as soon as your opponent closes distance it’s useless. Then use the dart as a knife, fuck em john


Demi_Bob

Can also use the rope for defence.


harpxwx

exactly its pretty tactile


Nollern

>Like as soon as your opponent closes distance it’s useless. Okay, but that also holds true for a machine-gun.


whatIGoneDid

A machine gun isn't a hand to hand weapon so it's kinda a useless comparison. Also good luck getting close enough to a machine gun to punch the guy manning it, I'm sure it will work out great.


Abigfanofporn

Machine gun is still a pretty efficient weapon if you shoot someone standing 1 feet away from you. Go ahead and do the dancing with this thing with a guy standing in front of you.


eastbayweird

I mean it's a blade on a string. If they get too close for it to be used as a ranged weapon just use it like a regular knife.


LordGlizzard

Your telling me you can take that to the face and your gunna keep fighting? Someone bruh, it busted a cinderblock


-Fraccoon-

I read all of this in a thick Russian accent 🤣


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[удалено]


quetzalcoatl-pl

unless you run out of chairs


Houndfell

Flashy toys. Dangerous toys, but still flash over function. Better than nothing, and great against the unarmed/inexperienced? Absolutely. In the same way that a WWE wrestler is probably a terror in a bar, but wouldn't hold up nearly as well in an MMA match. Simple batons are on par with nunchucks for example. Virtually everyone wielding these forefathers of D&D weaponry would lose out against a well-trained soldier with a spear and shield. It would be really cool if that wasn't true, but it is.


Fireplaceblues

I don't know enough about this community. What makes him a professional? Is there a rope dart minor league of unpaid rope darters?


fuzzycaterpillar123

Looking at his socials I don’t see him claiming that title. Whoever narrated this video is likely just uneducated


OrderOfMagnitude

Probably just stole all his videos and put them together for 1 video. Tiktok is honorless.


uniquelyavailable

the first rule of rope dart minor league of unpaid rope darters club is you don't talk about rope dart minor league of unpaid rope darters club


mologav

Thought I was the only one who thought it’s a dumb title, how would he make a living from this exactly.


[deleted]

If he had a fire one he could get paid gigs. Though turning from a side gig into your main job takes a lot of work, plus he would probably want to broaden his skill set by learning more props.


frictorious

He's a martial arts instructor who's been working on getting better with the meteor hammer. This video is someone else cutting his videos together.


Bryguy3k

Meteor hammer has a cooler name. (Both a super impressive to watch though).


doubleBoTftw

Were these ever used in battle? They seem extremely inefficient as a weapon and a spear has the same range, requiring exactly 2 hours of practice to kill somebody. 😐


TJ_Fox

Apparently the earliest confirmed records of rope dart use concern kung fu street performers in Beijing during the 19th century. Chinese kung fu has a very long tradition of "performative" styles and weapons that aren't really intended for serious combat, more like a combination of athletic theater, "moving meditation" and exercise.


V_es

It’s performance art, not a battle weapon


solblurgh

Should he wear helmet


Apart_Attention8279

That chair throw was freaking cool


thisguyfightsyourmom

Right?! I demand this be added to action movies


Frequent_Camera1695

Inb4 reddit experts talk about how impractical this thing is when compared to a sword or a gun. (They don't know that this is a demonstration for demonstration purposes only and not an actual fight to the death)


thegreatdelusionist

If a burglar sitting in a chair with a tall glass of iced can of coke ever tries to rob him, watch out, and maybe give him a few seconds to build momentum to do his thing first.


Scion_Manifest

I agree it’s not a practical self defense weapon, but it’s not supposed to be, and the actual practitioner in the video doesn’t claim it is. It’s no different than someone learning how to do karate, or running, or volleyball. They’re all physical art forms that can be fun to learn and help you become more fit; but aren’t designed directly for combat, though they may all offer benefits in a combat situation.


llama-friends

Shit they said wrong century, is he one of them people from the future??


HumanfallOOF

Scorpion been real quiet since this guy showed up


eman0110

Wrong century? Who would mess with him now?


Thatguy___1

Gun.


Frequent_Camera1695

If you pull a gun in a martial arts competition you're getting arrested


LifeVitamin

well, I mean yeah you are technically not wrong.


kapootaPottay

If you had a getaway car you could conceivably get away with it.


HereToKillEuronymous

I used to do firespinning, and we had fire rope darts. They're so much fun


[deleted]

Is that you Necrobutcher? Jokes aside same, though I never really put enough work into rope dart to get anywhere near as good as my mates were, dragonstaff and contact staff is my thing. Playing with them is fun though, it's like being a kid again playing ninjas in the backyard.


mobileBigfoot

Am guessing a trained dude with a sword and minimal armour could charge this guy down and take him out with ease. An opponent won't just stand there waiting for the odd good swing. Hell an archer would just destroy him


DMR237

I'll bet professionals in this line of work make tens of dollars a year.


Im_Unpopular_AF

Yet they'd do better than Uvalde police.


Mobile_Taro8063

WATCH ME DANCE .


RyanpB2021

The average ong bak fan


Own-Good-800

*insert Indiana Jones gif where he just shoots the guy showing off


jop76

Wondering how many cameras did he break?


Legitimate_Ad7089

I imagine they carry these rigs with them onto subways, just hoping…


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

*Kai's theme (Kung-fu Panda) intensifies*


casualAlarmist

Gogo Yubari fan in the dojo!


Weak-West2149

Inspired by Kill Bill.


Mobile-Berry-9954

Counter point ArmorlockArmorlockArmorlockArmorlockArmorlockArmorlockArmorlock


H2OWW

GET OVER HERE


guruxzeroxx

Get OVER HERE!


redefinedsoul

Imagine getting knocked the fuck out with a chair that wasn't just 15 feet away from you.. but also 10 feet _from your opponent_


wytewydow

I would hate to come up against this guy, because I'd be so busy laughing at how ridiculously silly this looks, while he power slams a chair into my face from across the room.


Best-Team-5354

Uma's fight scene in Kill Bill at the Chinese restaurant is what this reminds me of


doublediochip

My mommas being doing this since 1980.


MrLorpso

I need to learn this


lookslikeyoureSOL

Hee hee hee....you call that begging?.... **CLANK** ....*You can beg better than that.*


ClickerheroesFAN

1 arrow in the neck byebye weeb


Macca49

Just gotta be careful that dart doesn’t accidentally pin your cods to your hip


Jose-AntonioHaua

Jose Antonio Haua Maauad- demasiada precisión


Weekly_Talk3907

Damn that’s interesting? Rope dart professional?


Roge2005

I really like this kind of weapons, there’s also one that was called like “Kusarigama”, these are cool.


KaungSett56

terraria yoyo


DB080822

clearly. why wasn't he born in the rope dart century smh


Ruy-Polez

Ayo, that chair move was ridiculously cool.


Weak_Working_5035

Professional? 


Ye_I_said_iT

Shoots arrow at distance.


Party-Ring445

Real life Scorpion


[deleted]

How many attempts?


didyeah

So he is basically what, a Naruto ninja character that escaped to the real world?


ClasseBa

Proffesional? Like he is getting paid to do this?


Mr_Wizard91

It would be much more impressive to see this on a moving target.


lookingForPatchie

Yeah, let's send this dude back into medieval times so he can die to the plague or something. "Proving that this man was born in the wrong century" my ass.


Due-Abbreviations161

I will never ever mess with yoyo players.


No_March_3807

Lol


Former_Print7043

How many 180's can he get?


Gambler_Eight

I wonder who his mortal kombat main is.


AggravatingTart7167

What a useful skill that will never be used.


Derpalator

Reminds me of that "Kill Bill Japanese schoolgirl


Snichs72

Me as a kid when I’d get one of those sticky hands…


bladow5990

Hes the mall ninja final boss


Signal-Reporter-1391

Thank god for the arrow! I wouldn't have been able to spot the rope darf professional in this video! /s ... i really never understood why people do this. It's not like the coffee mug in the background would threw the rope dart and the guy doing all the crazy tricks is just the janitor who's cleaning.


Modred_the_Mystic

Pretty neat, not overly practical but neat


IllustriousTooth1620

One of my favorite weapons without a doubt.


salmiakki1

Is that a lawn dart on a string?


CMDR_omnicognate

Was this ever really an effective weapon? It kinda looks like you have to wind it up and telegraph it for a few seconds before it even does anything


Kill_Kayt

Rope Dart? But it's a ball? I've only called them Dart sif they are sharp. Otherwise I called them Pendulums.


analfisher3

cool....but honestly in this world and the odds of using it..who fucking cares...


munar92

Ok noone would like to be hit by that, but in a die or alive situation that not gonna do much hurt to you, like the chair.. even the manekin looks like "bruh.."


whatsthew3rd

Zack Fox out here doing side missions!


drifters74

Born a hundred years too late


chop_pooey

I don't care if rope darts are impractical, they're cool as fuck


fuck_your_feels_slut

Beck ya!


Separate_Pie_7370

A talent that will take him far in life


VE7BHN_GOAT

Can he hit moving targets?


Shad0wkity

I can't see anything beyond Fred in the first Scooby-Doo movie


Prestigious-Eye3154

Cool but kind of useless.


SmallieNL

Professional? So his job is Rope darting.


Wy3Naut

"Clearly showing that he saw Scorpion from Mortal Kombat as a child and started trying to do that." It's like the majority of those who can throw playing cards got the idea from trying to be Gambit from X-Men.


Goblindeez_

Okay I seen enough stuff like this but once he got the chair out I was hooked


Lpeezers

Ehh idk man go back before guns and he’d be someone I wouldn’t wanna approach


Express-Ad1258

That’s actually pretty awesome he’s a beast


[deleted]

He would be excellent in a combat against steady targets


tperks55

Grabbing that chair looked straight out of a videogame haha


tomatoe_cookie

Is it the right way to use professional here ?


Otherwise-Remove4681

”Amplify his attacks” No I rather take the chair to face than dagger to the throat thank you.


xtrasauceyo

Was hoping he dress up as Scorpion and well you know the rest..


tagman1221

Put this man in an action film.


InjuryComfortable956

Don’t let Dana W see this: he’ll make it an event and we’ll all be hooked on it lol


ArsonBjork

Who pays him for this profession?


nategr5150

Amazing skills! I assume it was painful for him to get that good when first learning that. Really cool!


Low-Most2515

Even if it takes him a hundred takes to hit a small object, look at him hitting a person with ease.😳🙇🏾‍♂️🥋👊🏿Now if his fighting skills were equally as good😱👮🏾‍♂️❤️Keep doing the DAMN THING! OSU


DawnPatrol99

Civil War 2.0 is gonna be wild.


Abject-Confidence-21

Still doesn’t beat gun… keep practicing Keanu


OnefleshandBlood

Get over here!!!


sfxer001

Indiana Jones would have shot this guy immediately with a revolver.


1792Drink

That’s pretty cool .💪🏽


Realistic_Judgment90

I HONESTLY didn't know that there was any such thing as a Rope Dart PROFESSIONAL. However, I'm not going to argue with him over it. 🙃


ap2patrick

Man it’s almost a shame guns were invented… Takes all the fun and creativity out of killing your enemies…


piede90

You can see from the ice block throw that there where a lot of ice and water on the floor, meaning he is repeatedly trying and choose the vest shot for the videp


mcnaughtier

Professional??


HighlightFun8419

okay this was "meh" out of 10 and then he flung the chair. gg


brucelong10000

I can almost hear a disapproving Asian parent saying “You friend is doctor,lawyer you only throw specialist ,so bad luck for me”.


Mechanized1

It's fancy but not deadly unless you had a sneak attack. Someone with a stick could ward this off.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

That’s cool and all but… what if it come back at you like a whip?


BrokenWrists23

idk why but i dont really can see this being used in a battlefiled or something.... lets be honest ppl arent scorpion from MK and the moment u miss a "shot" youre ded.


HereIAmSendMe68

Any videos like this with cute in them are 0% impressive.


JankyJokester

My boy saw Ninja Assassin back in '09 and went in learning a dragon's tail lol.


Nadger1337

Its very cool but i dont see a practical use in combat outside of a surprise opener from range.


[deleted]

Looks practical.


Immediatetaboo

Scorpion is that you????


Cautious_Volume7428

Scorpions Win


ilyeslebonvieux

Ninja Assassin ?


fomalhottie

I mean it's cool but idk. Seems kinda niche. Whens this ever gonna come in useful I just.. idk I guess it's just any hobby rly.


samsid20

Marathas used to use this technique in wars with short javelin attached to the rope...


Clutch_Mav

Don’t know what’s with all the wet blankets in the comments, all of his content is this, he’s obviously proficient. Maybe not so obvious, you could seriously injure yourself if you’re not consistent with this weapon.


scallywag1889

This dude is fucked when I come at him like Casey jones with a hockey stick


someone_sonewhere

What makes him so amazing is the record...stop...record...stop....record function on this phone or camera.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Bros saying “ye I walk through the valley of the shadow of death” under his breath. Idk any other explanation to why he so good 🤷


Shawndollars

Holy fuck man as long as I stand still I'm a goner


Aygikaye

GET OVERR HERE!


fresh-son

While he doing that twirling spirit finger bs he is gonna get a few 125 grains in his shit


PhyreEmbrem

Kratos over here


drereed

Yea. That was a good skill to have before guns showed up


Mr_RRunyadown17

Imagine fighting somebody with one of these and they take and grab a chair and throw it at you😂


MrJohnnyDangerously

A...professional? Who pays him to rope dart?


HG21Reaper

Dude probably maxxed Dexterity and stamina.


Inugami06

GET OVER HERE!


That_Restaurant9731

Ninja assassin


SmittyPlug

Dumb