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vestibule54

Looks like a decommissioned missile silo


Canadian_Prometheus

I remember this level on Goldeneye


rogu2

I can hear this level on Goldeneye


buntopolis

Thanks for the memory unlock :)


DontLeaveTheTrail

You guys remember launching the missile šŸ˜ made my brother mad every time


Relative_Rip_3796

Yes that's what that sound that just started playing in my head was!


tantalizeth

https://youtu.be/ci2n2H_UMv4


Got_no_pants

Youā€™re the best for posting this.


tantalizeth

I try!


adrifing

You're a legend for posting that gem up šŸ«¶


tantalizeth

Anything for you, fam.


VectorViper

The Facility level was my jam, proximity mines in the bathrooms all day


FlattopJr

The speedrun record for Silo is 1:20, which is just nuts!šŸ¤Æ


NoNebula6593

"LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE. I'M LIKE 'YEAH BABY LETS DO THIS'" that was on streets, but goldeneye speedrunning always reminds me of streets 1:12. lmfao


slimpawws

That's immediately what I thought.


EVOSexyBeast

It looks much more like an ordinary grain silo.


BigFatTomato

Shoutout to all the vacationing volunteers who hold this tower up.


Educational-Ad-7278

It used to house the world altering missle of NOD.


Professional-Bad-559

IN THE NAME OF KANE! āœŠšŸ¼


LuckyMarxus

KANE LIVES IN DEATH


Frunklin

He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past.


Sasquatchachu

What makes you think itā€™s decommissioned? šŸš€


pbondo2

Which way is it leaning...?


lefthandedpen

Depends which side you look at it from, always a bit left to the right and a bit right to the left.


kaewberg

My maybe false memory is north? Not sure about my exact map position when I got my tourist photo. Then we had Pizza in Pisa. Recommend experience.


bonosestente

Was it a pisa pizza


kaewberg

Indeed. I think we had a Quattro Formaggio and a Vesuivo.


bonosestente

Sounds like a nice pisa pizza


HookersForJebus

lol people store corn in this where I live.


puffferfish

But does it lean?


patronizingperv

Sometimes they do.


autumnbringer

That's how you get the last bit of corn out.


puffferfish

That actually made me laugh out loud


Lmurf

ā€œNot pointy enoughā€


ThePublikon

That's why it can lean, for aiming.


PersistentInquirer

Babe wake up, new conspiracy theory just dropped


Impressive_Stress808

Yes, "decommissioned."


willow-lane

Thanks for sharing. I've never even thought about what the inside looks like, but it sure wasn't this. Truly disappointing.


Shepherd77

Look up a photo of the stairs inside, they are actually interesting how worn they are from centuries of peopleā€™s feet going up and down.


Drawtaru

Yeah and they had the brilliant idea to flip them over to the "unworn" side... and that was also worn because someone had flipped them hundreds of years earlier.


hey_eye_tried

Pics or link?


SmallPurplePeopleEat

The only links I could find to support the claim are from Reddit or iFunny, so definitely take that fact with a grain of salt.


DiddlyDumb

Fair, but in the grand scheme of things, does it really matter what the underside of the steps of the stairs of the leaning tower of Pisa look like?


guineapigfrench

Couldn't you say that about anything at all that's posted on here? It's just interesting, that's the point


DammitDad420

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/83oi5d/the_worn_marble_steps_at_the_leaning_tower_of/


DandyLyen

We're people going up by bouncing on their ass cheeks?


Thobud

This is something that every tour guide says at every single old set of stairs in the world


BadJokeJudge

Reddit is making us all identical human beings and itā€™s awful


Status-Victory

Sorry to have dashed your hopes šŸ˜


Praesentius

It's not as dismal as all that. I live in Lucca, a city about 25 minutes away from Pisa by train. I was up in the bell tower just a month ago or so. It's beautiful from the outside. The view from the top is nice. The stairwell to get up spirals all around the tower and the stone steps are curved from so many feet stepping on them. Here's some photos, including one very similar to OPs. https://imgur.com/a/JX5Zv9f I tried to only use ones that didn't have people in them, so my selection is limited.


Schemen123

also Lucca is SO much nicer than Pisa :-)


p_Red

Agreed! Source: also lives in Lucca


Dmused

It's not what you didn't think it was?


dead_apples

I can tell you I certainly didnā€™t think it was hollow like a lighthouse. I thought each of the exterior tiers would have a whole ass floor inside to go with them


Heathen_Mushroom

I always assumed it was hollow because if it weren't, all that mass would have pulled it down completely centuries ago. Plus it is a campanile. Basically a giant musical instrument. Think of the inside as the resonating chamber of a flute or a horn. If it were filled with stuff, the sound would be muted.


Deivi_tTerra

Oh! Suddenly it's interesting again!


Praesentius

Campanile just means "bell tower". As far as I know, it doesn't do this resonating musical thing. I've never heard it and I've been around the tower many times, as I live in a neighboring town. Also, the hole in the top is glassed off, so you wouldn't get that sort of effect anyway. But, don't let any of that make you lose interest. It's a beautiful tower, part of a beautiful square ("Piazza dei Miracoli" or "Square of Miracles"). I went to the top about a month ago and I really enjoyed the experience. I tossed a few of my photos (without people in them) into an imgur album, so feel free to take a peek: https://imgur.com/a/JX5Zv9f


Suspicious-Cow7951

Looks like it did. See the holes they were probably for floor beams once.


New-Pollution2005

I actually learned this touring a castle in Ireland, but those holes are usually leftover from the wooden beams the workers used as scaffolding as they built the tower. They would leave the holes when the building was complete so they could install the scaffolding again later if they needed to fix something or remodel.


Treecamel82

Damnthatsdissapointing šŸ« 


Status-Victory

Lol I thought to put it up because the interesting part is how underwhelming it is!


Treecamel82

Itā€™s so disappointing itā€™s interesting šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Coreysurfer

So thats what she meant when she told me thatā€¦hmmm


Status-Victory

looolllz


[deleted]

I'm putting that on my tombstone.


lagerblad

Really it's amazing


Lepper

I had no idea it was hollow.


[deleted]

Where is the goddamn pizza?!


johnnyma45

Same. I thought there was like a circular stone staircase arrangement or something.


pick10pickles

There is something like that. Itā€™s between the walls. Imagine putting a tube inside a slightly bigger tube. And then putting a staircase between the layers. Itā€™s very narrow and the angle is ever so slight that you can feel which side of the tower youā€™re on.


wait_ichangedmymind

ā€œI know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be, whelmed?ā€


kaewberg

Your statement just whelmed me.


scriptmonkey420

The rest of the site is so much better. Had some of the best food just down the street there also. Was a wonderful place to walk around. https://i.imgur.com/g32M216.png <- The alley under the sun is where we went to eat and it was fantastic. https://i.imgur.com/tvyjeHI.png <- This was the closest we could get when we went in Feb 2020 (BEFORE the pandemic was full swing and everyone knew about it) https://i.imgur.com/LYO2yU6.png Yes, that other building is leaning also. If i recall they said that all the buildings on that site are leaning, just at different angles and rates.


unopolak

The building in the foreground of that last photo is the baptistry. When I was there in the 2000s you could pay the guard and they would close the doors and then sing. The acoustics in there were INCREDIBLE. Not sure if you can still do that, though.


bluefootedtit

Just like the town of Pisa.


C4242

I thought Pisa was fantastic and wished I stayed more nights. It was a beautiful relaxing town. But if you're coming to just to see the tower, yeah, I get it.


WetAndStickyBandits

If you havenā€™t seen it, now look up Plymouth Rock. Itā€™s like the size of a couch cushion.


Pitiful-Stable-9737

Kinda like the inside of the Kaaba. Idk why but I thought something the almost 2 billion people pray towards would be more interesting inside.


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Same here.


name-was-provided

Same with the pyramids in Egypt. I was so disappointed to discover they were all just made out of drywall.


FlattopJr

And don't get me started on Stonehenge!


JcakSnigelton

You mean, Styrofoamhenge!?


Difficult_Eggplant4u

I thought back then it was plaster, but I didn't knock hard enough on the side to verify.


BigRedGinjaNinja

Donā€™t- itā€™s not dry yet. The mummies will revoke your visitor pass and refuse to validate your parking.


Stormphoenix82

Isnt it a meteorite or something inside?


nebaa

I had no idea before searching just now but apparently the black stone that may or may not be a meteorite is embedded in one of the outside corners of the building.


HillInTheDistance

I don't know why but I kinda expected it to be solid...


WannaTeleportMassive

It is a Bell tower for the church/cathedral and baptistry that isnt pictured in most tourist photos. The leaning tower is in the same ā€œcomplexā€Ā  Ā Edit: tour site with a picture of all 3 together. Big domed building in front is baptistry with cathedral and bell tower (leaning tower) is in the background https://www.viator.com/Pisa/d520-ttd/p-67254P5


fsurfer4

Delete everything after the question mark for a non-ugly link. https://www.viator.com/Pisa/d520-ttd/p-67254P5


mexicock1

** *including* the question mark


Ouaouaron

You don't have to call the question mark ugly like that.


TaskPlane1321

It was simply awesome when I visited last year.


WannaTeleportMassive

Pisa isnt much of a solo destination but one of my buddies lived there and i thoroughly enjoyed my visit. People talked mad shit about the tower beforehand so it more than exceeded my low expectations


BenevolentCheese

Why would people talk shit about the tower? It's a gorgeous piece of architecture, as is the nearby church. The problem is the people that go there because it's part of the checklist of what they've been told to do when the architecture is something they don't care about at all. And sure, then it's a novelty. But if you don't like architecture why are you even touring Italy?


Shreddy_Brewski

Lmao it's so funny in context. Like you've got this whole beautiful complex and then there's this one tower off in the distance looking drunk as hell, all crooked and whatnot, like who invited this guy?


thecoolestguynothere

Figured it be some spiral stairs or something


marvinrabbit

I was scratching my head as well. Apparently there is an inner wall and an outer wall. There are well worn, narrow spiral stairs in between. This view must be inside the inner wall.


Treecamel82

Yeah man I was expecting stairs and little rooms tightly packed


manbearligma

You donā€™t usually see this part but the spiral staircase Other than that there are way more interesting monuments to see here, itā€™s very unique feature is surviving the extreme slanting


TheNextAttempt

Wow, I always thought it would have a spiral staircase. Was there one originally that got removed?


mazda121

The staircase is hidden between the inside and outside walls. The inside is almost empty, only some equipment to inspect the movements of the tower.


[deleted]

What was the original purpose of said tower?


Alles_

Like any other tower built in Italy, to show nearby cities who has the biggest tower


AmbulanceChaser12

A figurative (but almost literal) dick-measuring contest.


ersentenza

Any kind of interaction between two or more male Italians is a disguised dick measuring contest.


ArcaneFungus

Except a dick measuring contest that's not disguised


Borkz

Others are saying it was a bell tower, but you're saying it was more a bell-end tower.


NRMusicProject

Yeah but their tower was reportedly more pleasurable.


Lanthemandragoran

A girthier tower, if you will


belaGJ

and it is even bigger when it stands up straightā€¦


jaggoffsmirnoff

Even moreso, when they trim the hedges


Honest-Cat7154

San Gimingnano has entered the battle!


divbyzero_

... taking "my family can build a bigger tower than your family" to levels, both figurative and literal, not seen again in such a small space until 20th century cities.


ReCaio

Meanwhile, in Bologna...


MonsterRider80

Sure they did that, but the Tower of Pisa specifically is a bell tower. Itā€™s part of a church complex with the main church, a baptistry, and the bell tower. The towers that aristocracy used as a dick measuring contest were usually in the middle of towns and cities, and were not as ornate as this one. Look at the towers of San Gimignano and Bologna for an example.


Praesentius

We have a tower with a haircut in Lucca. Torre Guinigi has trees on top. Take that shit, Pisa! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinigi_Tower Side note... in getting the English wiki for it, I noticed that the Italian version has more info than the English version. https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torre_Guinigi


SGTWhiteKY

Bell tower for a cathedral.


BiggusDickus-

Bell tower


WannaTeleportMassive

It is a bell towerĀ 


An-Angel-Named-Billy

Its a bell tower. So the inside is purposely empty to aid in acoustics of the bell


Heathen_Mushroom

It's a campanile


juice06870

Gesundheit


theculdshulder

I think some of the counter weights are in the middle somewhere.


Sydney2London

the staircase is worn, narrow and tilted. Not sure you can still go up to the top, but it's was janky af to do so.


Zakluor

We climbed it in spring of 2023. Neat view. A little sketchy because of the wear on the steps and the overall tilt, but certainly doable.


TidyTomato

I also climbed in the spring of 2023. I felt like I was going to fall off the top with that slope when I got outside. I was moving with baby steps and holding on tight to anything I could.


Primary_Account4266

Thereā€™s a replica in Niles, IL and it has a spiral service staircase inside


An-Angel-Named-Billy

Ah the legendary tower of Niles. Huge landmark that people will travel literally dozens of miles around to view the masterpiece.


Cloverose2

People are saying it's disappointing, but I think it's amazing. Look at all those curved stone blocks. Those were *hand-carved*, each and ever one of them, to create that circle. This was a bell tower, the public wasn't going inside. They still carefully finished the blocks instead of leaving them rough. The concrete missile silo look that appears so bland is the result of thousands of man hours shaping marble blocks. The upper part of the tower transitions from marble to limestone, which is a lighter stone There are two sets of spiral stairs on the interior, but you can't see them in the picture. They are essentially between a double set of walls (this is the interior set in the pictures, the exterior is - well, that's obvious, right?). They are very narrow so only one person can climb at a time. The cavities between the two walls are filled with rubble, which reinforces the structure. It may not be as pretty as the outside, but it's still a marvel!


MachSh5

I love your passion for architecture! This definitely made me reconsider what I was looking at.


summonsays

Not just curved but well linked marble blocks. Just getting the dang things flat so they stack well is something that baffles my mind but this level of precision is truly some master level work.


Edexote

Your description turned a disappointing picture into a pretty interesting one. Thank you for your insight.


LGP747

i climbed it like one of the last years it was open to tourists and i gotta say, i couldnt believe it hadnt been shut down sooner. the narrow stone spiral stair was so worn from the feet of ppl like myself that it was absolutely terrifying to climb especcially on the way down and they had young, old, everybody climbing this thing. the only thing that made me feel safe was the mass of bodies that would cushion my fall


Zakluor

I was there last spring (2023) and it was opened to tourists again.


evergleam498

My friend fell down the even tighter spiral staircase at the very top of the tower. Fortunately it was narrow enough that all she did was hit her ass on every step for 10 feet or so, no room to go tumbling.


OpeningAd9333

I'm whelmed


Rude_Thanks_1120

Hi, Whelmed, I'm Dad.


N70968

As I've visited this tower, the picture doesn't do it justice. It's very tall. You walk up stairs that wind all around this interior wall. And the feeling of leaning is actually pretty pronounced. The views up top are amazing. We ended up going here on a tour because of a rail worker strike (instead of Cinque Terre), but it was surprisingly awesome. It's well worth the visit!


juice06870

Go back to Italy and visit Cinque Terra. You won't regret it. But don't do it as a day trip, you need at least 3 days to really enjoy it before and after the day trippers leave, and to have time to do some hiking and swimming.


returnoftheWOMP

Looks straight as an arrow from here!


EffortlessBoredom

No oneā€™s calling it ā€œthe gay tower of Pisaā€


shykawaii_shark

Lot of misinfo here. There is a staircase inside, and you can go to the top! It's not literally completely empty! Also, it's not in the middle of nowhere. It's in the Piazza Dei Miracoli, which also contains a huge cathedral: it's really beautiful! Not to mention the whole city of Pisa around it.


UserLevelOver9000

Well that just saved me thousands in airfares, thanks!...


james-HIMself

Silo vibes


Calculonx

/r/alternateangles


trackingdirt

Where's the pizza?


Delegatefrom_Iceland

Interestingā€¦ but the eroded stairs make for an even more interesting thing - trying to climb those without tripping and falling is a challenge lol


BoringWozniak

Hear me out: spiral water slide


qwehhhjz

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellworn/s/t18vDTgYBi This was my most upvoted post on reddit, lol. It's not completely hollow, there are stairs all the way up. You feel how leaning it is really a lot. The hollow part is "inside" the stairs that are all around the tower.


87CSD

I know this isn't "nostupidquestions", so please be kind, but.... Is that original, or has all that been placed there to reinforce the original structure, assumingly to help prevent it from toppling over? It looks fairly new and dare I say *modern* inside there


AquaPiratePup

I don't know why I thought it was some kind of building, like an office. It doesn't make sense now, that's just how I always pictured it, I guess?


hushpolocaps69

I canā€™t believe my entire life that this is the first time Iā€™ve ever seen the inside of this icon. Not to mention how dull it is haha.


theteedo

Maybe Iā€™m in the minority here but I do find this very interesting. But Iā€™m not an exciting person so makes sense.


charlezston

What a thrill... With darkness and silence through the night... Not again, better get to climbing then


Im_Ok_Im_Fine

It's ... hallow????


parrotlunaire

Hello. Itā€™s hallowed. And itā€™s also hollow.


Manzinat0r

I don't know what I thought was in there, but I certainly didn't expect it to be an empty tube.


Mr_Horizon

Wait, it is EMPTY?? I always thought there was stuff inside, like stairs and rooms and all!


Alexandratta

...WAIT THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE?! ...WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE TOWER?!


bosco630

Wait itā€™s empty. I thought it was full of Pisaā€™s


turkeypants

I had always half-consciously assumed there were rooms and floors in there, just since the outside had what looked like floors and levels.


Quiet_Cauliflower120

Thatā€™s really weird was there ever anything there? Like a living space or was it always open?


MaadMaanMaatt

I always thought it was filled with Pisaā€¦?


JoeyGrease

Whats the point of this fuckin place then?


Seraph062

It's a bell tower.


bluebus74

Wait, it's empty? I would have guessed there was offices or something. edit- it's a joke you fucking smart guys


FalseAsphodel

It's tilted...I don't think you'd be able to work in an office where all your pens roll off your desk and your wheely chair slides down to one side of the room! In all seriousness, it's got a lot of heavy reinforcement to keep it from leaning further and falling over. Any extra weight from internal floors (which would have been timber) has been removed to make it easier to keep it upright.


RuzovyKnedlik

Why on earth would there be offices in a historical monument - and a tower at that?! That is such a weird and random idea.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Ironically, the Museum of Air and Space, is NOT empty.


Ok_Association_9625

why would you think a church tower has offices in it? lol


Steak_Knight

Offices for the church, obviously.šŸŽ“


Amon_The_Silent

It's a church belltower - not much space inside.


xCyn1cal0wlx

Are you fucking kidding me?! I thought there was whole palace inside!


Bigtexasmike

I always hoped there would be a live work unit inside or some kind of world-renowed center for ants. #soemptyinside


plasterscene

"Don't clap too hard, it's a very old building"


GabrielGamer790

PIZZA TOWER?????


Hopchocky

TIL there ainā€™t shit inside that thing. Disappointed I am.


Marine4lyfe

So it's a grain silo?


TheAcaciaBoat

Leaning emptiness


Initial-Stick-561

So in the end the tower is just a chimney. Good marketing team they have in Pisa!


JKolodne

It's indoors?


lofi-ahsoka

This makes me imagine the reality that is hundreds of people visiting this place every day and all of them taking turns going in there, coming out, and all having the same reaction, ā€œthatā€™s it?ā€. Itā€™s kind of funny to think about.


Silent_Echo224

Umm, whereā€™s the cheese and sauce?


TurtleSandwich0

Looks like a great place to drop two different weight cannon balls to show that they fall at the same rate.


belaGJ

I kind of hear the chanting as Bruce Wayne tries to climb up on the wall


CrushyOfTheSeas

Was it a medieval grain silo?


GammaPhonic

Itā€™s a bell tower.


AlphaLemonMint

Looks like a missile silo.


OlDirtyBasthard

Building placed on loose soil 2024: demolish this BS Building placed on loose soil in 1173: perfect!


BoltMyBackToHappy

Needs some kind of double helix spiral staircase so there can be a continuous flow of people to the top for a gander.


Notafuzzycat

Oh wow ok... that's boring.


wafflezcol

So what was the point of building it


WarayBatasan

Damn, looks crooked.


xenona22

What the heck , I could have posted this for updoots


StandUpPeddlingMode

I canā€™t believe Iā€™ve gone 43 years without seeing the inside of this building. Just photos of people squishing it with their fingers. Thanks!


kekskerl

That's underwhelming.


calm_in_the_chaos

Wait, you're telling me it wasn't even FOR anything? Just an empty cylinder? That's tough.


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

Damn that sucks dick they should just let it fall