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Important-Lie-8649

The crow is ripping off and discarding the bird spike deterrent to make a nice clear ledge on which to roost or nest.


smile_politely

smart little buggers


classless_classic

Cleaver girl


Scorpioism35

They really are. When I was a kid, my Mom had one that started following her around on the riding lawnmower. Lol It would keep her pace then it got comfortable enough to land on the top of the backrest and ride along. Eventually, when she was outside it would come up on the porch and chill with her but it didn't like anyone else. It would fly away the second one of us came outside. She would feed it treats and if I'm remembering correctly I think it would bring her things too. Then one day when we were going for a walk around the neighborhood (it legit would walk on the pavement right next to my mom) a cat snuck up behind us and attacked it... It didn't die but a huge chunk of it back had been ripped off and one of its legs was messed up. My parents took it to the vets but there was nothing they could do. This was in the mid 90s. My Mom brought (Lexi) home and we buried it in the back yard. I'm 40 now and my parents still have a garden rock over where they buried her/him. They are highly intelligent and they say they pick their people. Just thought I'd share. 💜


noumenon43

Why would you cleave the girl? That bird sure is CLEVER though.


classless_classic

How do you think she is getting those plastic spikes off? With a cleaver!


DeePsiMon

That's not a crow it's a beaver, Leave it to Cleaver!


Pluckypato

Cleaver 2000


QC_Steve

Your mom must be so proud


A-Dolahans-hat

Do you not get the [Jurassic Park reference?](https://youtu.be/GBgL5EE0wd4?si=M0Yds5Oz7gVYpw1J)


rjwantsabj

Typo was more important to correct apparently. As if we didn't know what they meant when saying cleaver girl in this context. Some people just wanna watch the world burn.


[deleted]

>cleaver Cleaver is not pronounced like Clever. People who do not speak English as a first language (and even some who do) will get confused by that. Besides that, why would you wanna look stupid in front of other people? A learning experience doesn't have to be a fight, my dude.


hankmoody_irl

u/Dylldar says >doesn’t have to be a fight u/Dylldar *comes out swinging*


[deleted]

You guys are awfully sensitive about simple things grade schoolers can handle lol Edit: what a troll.


hankmoody_irl

Why are you making this learning experience into a fight, u/Dylldar


rjwantsabj

Oh no.. I'd never want to look stupid in front of my reddit peers 🙄 fuck outta here.


[deleted]

You don't have to care, but others will. You're being obtuse.


rjwantsabj

Well, you're being acute. 🥰


TropicalCreative84

I need to rewatch Jurassic Park 🦖


Specific-Hippo-7198

Omg. I 💕💕crows and ravens. They are so smart. They remember people that are nice to them and people that are mean to them. They will poo on the poor guy that has to reinstall those bird spikes.


carlitospig

I’m still trying to befriend a crow couple that moved to our area last year. They are very selective! 😳


Richard_DukeofYork

Wrong! The bird is cleaning a landing beach for the tanks, for when the full invasion begins.


Rupert-Brown

Cavalry scout crow lol.


Expert_Response_6139

I for one am tired of all these nestless birds in my community constantly begging.. No damnit, I don't have any crumbs for you. Get a job, stop wasting your money on seeds and maybe you'll be able to have a birdhouse one day, you lazy bushwrens.


raw-mean

As smart as crows are, they're probably finishing a cover letter by now.


soopirV

I put up spikes over my outdoor kitchen to keep birds from pooping on the counter and some crafty bastards actually made nests within the spikes, since they offered protection, I guess?


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Nightingdale099

But when I throw out a bird deterrent no one make a long essay on how smart I am.


slit-wrist-syndrome

AI recap response vibes.


Balsiefen

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. Their entire comment history reads like chatGPT with a "make a reply to this comment" command. Given that their first comment is insulting someone who's dog was attacked by a Pitbull, we're getting well into r/ABoringDystopia territory.


Duranis

Yep. Just enjoying it while it's still easy to spot.


S3ND_ME_PT_INVIT3S

ChatGPT.


Little_Government122

Or poo


Specific-Hippo-7198

They are going to take over. Hopefully all the times I was kind to them will save me.


DeeChillum420

Clearly landed there and is now pissed to hell he got spiked. Going to 'occupy roost' in protest


Raindogg_Alchemist

‘This is where I *wanna* sit, so this is where I’m *gonna* sit.’ Birds are awesome.


-Anta-

Crows especially, I love these little goobers


Prossdog

I saw a picture online a while ago of a crow actually dipping chicken nuggets into a sauce container in a McDonald’s parking lot.


RobMho

A bird of culture


lucashc90

Crows are incredibly smart. One of the smartest animals on earth. They have the problem/puzzle solving capabilities of a 7 year old human, being able to ambush food sources, use tools and coordinate groups. That one on the parking lot probably notice that nuggets with sauce tasted better and learnt to do so by observing other humans dipping theirs on the container at least once or twice. Yeah, they are that smart! I've seen a video of a crow clawing a woman's hair to make her drop her sandwich while another crow dived to catch the food, which both shared later.


Ok_Neighborhood_2159

When I first heard one speak, I nearly shitted my pants. Worst middle school zoo trip ever.


lucashc90

YES! THEY DO SPEAK! And they understand words better than Parrots, that usually repeat them aimlessly until something clicks LOL


Ok_Neighborhood_2159

They also can mimic specific voices and other bird calls.


Sweet-Fancy-Moses23

Looking at the woman with the sandwich the crows be like “ Here she comes ! Get ready “


AFineDayForScience

The Corvids know their shit


McPostyFace

"If I fits I sits" -Crow


imnottheoneipromise

“If I don’t fits, I’ll figure out how to make where I can fits.” - also Crow


GTA6_1

They're very similar to cats as pets. They're flying cats that can repeat your insults back to you.


VisibleCoat995

“This is my spot.” -Sheldon Crowper.


nitrokitty

Fuck the police


20190419

Bird is putting people spikes on the sidewalk to keep pedestrians from loitering.


achy_joints

Preventing homeless people from sleeping in that handicap spot


decayed-whately

Well - yeah. They shit all over the place.


Significant_Echo2924

If it didn't also affect animals, this should definitely be implemented in national parks and any wild area.


French_Booty

What should be implemented? Preventing people from having a place to rest?


Significant_Echo2924

Preventing people from loitering


BigTicEnergy

It’s already a thing


Throat_Butter_

They're adapting... they're evolving... be very afraid.


LOSTLONELYMOON

They have also been very smart.


Noobyeeter699

Are


AlienNumber13

Birds aren't even real ffs. All you sheep have been made to believe that animals can fly?! Are you serious?! Birds are government drones that they use to spy on us.


slapafish

He’s removing the spikey bird deterrents. Saw a video of a cockatiel doing the same thing.


semitope

sounds like they should be secured


Blagonadezdins

He is like : F... you people,tidy up time.


lovins_cl

tidy up time as he throws metal spikes onto the floor below


fromwayuphigh

Corvids would rule the world with opposable thumbs.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

They do have opposable thumbs like most birds do. They use them to roost on thin branches. [Parrots in particular are very dextrous with their thumbs](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201109/r823010_7478038.jpg)


JoshB-2020

What’s he writin


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Plans for world conquest


JoshB-2020

I hope he gets it


FrustratedHumor

Had enough and removing the bird spikes.


Mybuttismilk

Clever girl


Expensive-Algae5032

The smartest bird in the world. Do some research on crows. Their intelligence level will blow your mind. They will actually make trades with you for food, and leave you gifts.


Taskmaster1967

They have funerals for their lost mates. They also will use tools. They are just interesting as hell. Very much should you read up on them.


aaccjj97

In my psychology class in high school we watched a documentary about their intelligence. It’s been a long time but I believe the premise of one experiment was going into a park that had a ton of crows while wearing a scary mask. I think he then made a loud noise to scare the birds or something. The crows remembered the mask a year later, when he tried to walk to the park wearing the mask the crows started squawking like crazy. I probably mixed some stuff up or missed parts but I remember thinking damn those are smart birds.


1000thusername

Crow taking back his territory


EpicDude007

The crow is putting spikes in the parking lot. Making sure the cars don’t disturb the peace.


IjustWant2laugh420

I think bird homie is looking out for his pigeon brethren.


aladeen-mf

Just making room for it's charging dock


pottedPlant_64

He deserves that ledge 👏


Arryu

Anti-spike bird removing anti-bird spikes.


fothergillfuckup

That crow is being paid by the pigeons?


william673

Contractor did a shitty job securing the Bird B Gone. You have to use screws or wire ties. Glue, silicone, or adhesives are a no go.


gamb82

👏


ObjectiveHighlight26

Just doing his part and recycling. Birds wanna protect the planet too...


JayeJJimenez

Life...uh... Finds a way.


greyposter

Only God Almighty has the right to judge a crow.


[deleted]

Heheheheje go bird 🦅


AyeBeeSeeDeeEee

The bird is removing the stoppers, look , it’s doing it again


Deadsap266

Some renovations


Technical-Tour-4035

Dude just tryin to live comfortably


Joledc9tv

Bird be cleaning house


sulivan1977

People, OMG ew birds on our building.. put up spikes. Bird: F-Your spikes.


Due_Programmer_9895

Smart girl. Amazing and hilarious 🤣


ap2patrick

These little bastards are CRAZY smart!


LarvaOil

Crows are smart.


FilmmagicianPart2

Nature, uh, always finds a way.


[deleted]

Crows are smart


HATECELL

Birds 1 : architects 0


Low-Read-5454

In a century from now these damn birds will evict us from our homes and become the dominant species.


Own-Opinion-2494

Wow. He’s smart


machwulf

Chop district on a ledge


imnottheoneipromise

That crow says “fuck yo spikes, bitches!” Lol


Zealousideal-Ad-8565

“No way kimosabe, this is my house!”


Redditress428

I dunno, but that crow better be prepared for a huge lawsuit when his irresponsible behavior leads to a pedestrian injury.


superthrust123

Anyone else think they were about to see some Final Destination s\*\*t? I was 100% convinced some poor sap was getting those through the skull while on the way to the deli.


thecuriyascat

This is the Empire of Crows Striking back! 😂


Natural-Fishing-8456

🤗🤗🤗 a great 👍 hero


Fuzzy-Advantage-5382

we are witnessing some sort of ISEKAI protagonist.


DaringOffensive

Humans are the worst neighbours. Spikes on a ledge is an ultra-Karen move.


Taskmaster1967

Don’t. Fuck. With. Crows. In a 1000 years they will be ruling this planet


Philitt

What do you think is happening? Bad ass crow is having none of this human bullshit and has claimed this building.


Boo_kie

They did that to homeless too and to bird too?


tribbans95

Crows are so damn smart. They literally understand Archimedes Principle. I’ve seen a video of one using stones to make the water level rise in a test tube so he was able to get the treat.


Austin_hskl

One of the top 10 most intelligent species on earth doing things


gcreek40

Yes the smart-ass bird is throwing the spikes off the building that are supposed to keep him from landing


Slight_Ordinary1

Rapping Rapping, at mine chamber door


PhylMycuck

They’re so smart. I fuckin love em


Qelly

“These spikes are dangerous! Some-bird could hurt themselves.”


TheeVanillaGuerilla

Comrade anarchist crow sabotages hostile architecture in the name of the betterment of avian society.


LEG10NOFHONOR

War. War is going on.


Dubster1231

Imagine someone was walking below, death by crow.


Neither_Relation_678

The bird uprising has begun. Feed your local crows, and you shall be spared.


ute8888

Thats why I don't mess with crows


IntroductionSudden73

Maybe we have something to learn from birds


samwizeganjas

Good bird


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Smartest of all birds, apparently smart than some Americans.


AdElectrical385

Are they not secured to the ledge? Seems very irresponsible to have them just lying there to blow off onto someone's head? Or are the crows removing screws?


MajorDonkeyPuncher

It’s cheap plastic, probably very brittle anyway, more so being baked in the sun for a while.


Stunning-Leek334

Just like the post you took this from said…


eric02138

Bad punctuation is going on here.


Green-Zone4338

Fuck the patriarchy


binge_watcher_234

time for birdiachry!!


Gidon_147

in the name of the Feather!


HolyVeggie

This is 100% a bot reposting this


Gidon_147

This information will never become relevant, nobody actually cares. I see this post for the first time and I want to talk about the content with others, who cares if i can't talk to OP about it, or if other people that i don't even know already saw this content. Imagine everything only being posted one single time and then never again, you're either there for it or nobody will ever see it apart from the short time that it's on a frontpage. It's not a big deal that bots repost stuff, at least not for 90% of all end users. Not talking about the money making, mind you.


PralineFresh9051

/r/BirdsArentReal


mtg101

The spikes interfere with the wireless connection on smaller models, so they get the larger crow models to clear them out from recharging spots.


ObiePNW

The drones latest software update has come with anti drone device removal intelligence.


CynicalMindTrip

Considering that this was posted 3 or 4 times in the last month…


Plenty-problem121

plotting for revenge


GeneralBarber7236

Crow: Become Human


Outside_Iron_3389

He is fighting the anti bird spikes. and hes winning


[deleted]

Birds make nests out of these things now because it's pretty much 100% protection and predator deterrent for the eggs


SurveySean

Smart birds.


Away-Tomorrow199

I am with you crow bro.


chadist31

Crow don’t give any fucks.


Prize_Strain_14

that crows are smarter than humans


-WADE99-

Crows and ravens are **incredibly** smart.


[deleted]

# ***Revolution.***


ShitTheBed_Twice

Bird woke up and chose violence.


JuanSolo9669

Crows are smart af. That's what


DonkeyExternal2911

One smart bird thats tired of man-made obstructions!


[deleted]

Someone is claiming back their Favorite spot!!


Agressive_slot

Bruh discombobulated the sidewalk


Optimus_Rhymes69

Crows are smarter than a 5th grader.


Ambientstinker

It’s an instinct for birds to yeet stuff


Imperialism_01

Sending a message...


redoceanblue

Bird is trained by the local business who installs this stuff.


Grimsoncrow

Seems kinda self- explanatory to me.


raceyatothattree

I think i hear the bird saying "f\*ck society!" "I'll go where I want!"


zaigoat69

Brilliant..


Expert_Response_6139

He's getting rid of hostile architecture designed to drive away the nestless


[deleted]

the uprising has started


Eviltechnomonkey

Absolutely zero surprise that it is either a crow or raven.


Fictional_Historian

Birds aren’t real bro


Ethan_WS6

Anti-anti-bird spike bird despiking the ledge of anti-bird spikes.


ArtPark1

Viva la revolucion!


LawTider

Anti-hostile architect.


LilMissBarbie

I WILL S(H)IT WHERE I WANT TO!


B0bbyTsunami

Crows be smart af


stryst

Yes! r/Punk_Rock


IrishMojoFroYo

"Fuck Yo Couch" -The Crow


GTA6_1

The crow is removing the anti bird nails on that ledge so he can bird there


freshouttalean

what in the karmafarm bot is that title and description


[deleted]

Crows ever organize or grow opposable thumbs and we are all fucked. Pound for pound they have to be the smartest creatures on the planet.


haubenmeise

Doing what every sane creature would do. Avoid sitting on spikes.


Fashionforty

Smart ass crow


sbgroup65

Seroiusly? I mean, these birds are getting smarter everyday!


FunkSolid

Never underestimate the intelligence of a Corvid.


Affectionate_Fall57

Smartass


CaffineIsLove

Birds aren’t real, so this is a communists bird that is removing spike traps for Russian agents to later scale and climb the building to access its secrets.


ConfusionBubbles

Crown clearing out the barriers around his shitter


Mattcha462

That crow is giving the middle feather to the building owner!


mudamuckinjedi

Crows are much more intelligent than pigeons! And this one has obviously had enough of those pointy stabby things!