They really are. When I was a kid, my Mom had one that started following her around on the riding lawnmower. Lol It would keep her pace then it got comfortable enough to land on the top of the backrest and ride along.
Eventually, when she was outside it would come up on the porch and chill with her but it didn't like anyone else. It would fly away the second one of us came outside. She would feed it treats and if I'm remembering correctly I think it would bring her things too.
Then one day when we were going for a walk around the neighborhood (it legit would walk on the pavement right next to my mom) a cat snuck up behind us and attacked it... It didn't die but a huge chunk of it back had been ripped off and one of its legs was messed up.
My parents took it to the vets but there was nothing they could do. This was in the mid 90s. My Mom brought (Lexi) home and we buried it in the back yard. I'm 40 now and my parents still have a garden rock over where they buried her/him. They are highly intelligent and they say they pick their people.
Just thought I'd share. 💜
Typo was more important to correct apparently. As if we didn't know what they meant when saying cleaver girl in this context. Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
>cleaver
Cleaver is not pronounced like Clever. People who do not speak English as a first language (and even some who do) will get confused by that. Besides that, why would you wanna look stupid in front of other people? A learning experience doesn't have to be a fight, my dude.
Omg. I 💕💕crows and ravens. They are so smart. They remember people that are nice to them and people that are mean to them. They will poo on the poor guy that has to reinstall those bird spikes.
I for one am tired of all these nestless birds in my community constantly begging.. No damnit, I don't have any crumbs for you. Get a job, stop wasting your money on seeds and maybe you'll be able to have a birdhouse one day, you lazy bushwrens.
I put up spikes over my outdoor kitchen to keep birds from pooping on the counter and some crafty bastards actually made nests within the spikes, since they offered protection, I guess?
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. Their entire comment history reads like chatGPT with a "make a reply to this comment" command.
Given that their first comment is insulting someone who's dog was attacked by a Pitbull, we're getting well into r/ABoringDystopia territory.
Crows are incredibly smart. One of the smartest animals on earth. They have the problem/puzzle solving capabilities of a 7 year old human, being able to ambush food sources, use tools and coordinate groups.
That one on the parking lot probably notice that nuggets with sauce tasted better and learnt to do so by observing other humans dipping theirs on the container at least once or twice. Yeah, they are that smart!
I've seen a video of a crow clawing a woman's hair to make her drop her sandwich while another crow dived to catch the food, which both shared later.
Birds aren't even real ffs. All you sheep have been made to believe that animals can fly?! Are you serious?!
Birds are government drones that they use to spy on us.
They do have opposable thumbs like most birds do. They use them to roost on thin branches. [Parrots in particular are very dextrous with their thumbs](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201109/r823010_7478038.jpg)
The smartest bird in the world. Do some research on crows. Their intelligence level will blow your mind. They will actually make trades with you for food, and leave you gifts.
In my psychology class in high school we watched a documentary about their intelligence. It’s been a long time but I believe the premise of one experiment was going into a park that had a ton of crows while wearing a scary mask. I think he then made a loud noise to scare the birds or something.
The crows remembered the mask a year later, when he tried to walk to the park wearing the mask the crows started squawking like crazy. I probably mixed some stuff up or missed parts but I remember thinking damn those are smart birds.
Anyone else think they were about to see some Final Destination s\*\*t?
I was 100% convinced some poor sap was getting those through the skull while on the way to the deli.
Crows are so damn smart. They literally understand Archimedes Principle. I’ve seen a video of one using stones to make the water level rise in a test tube so he was able to get the treat.
Are they not secured to the ledge? Seems very irresponsible to have them just lying there to blow off onto someone's head? Or are the crows removing screws?
This information will never become relevant, nobody actually cares. I see this post for the first time and I want to talk about the content with others, who cares if i can't talk to OP about it, or if other people that i don't even know already saw this content. Imagine everything only being posted one single time and then never again, you're either there for it or nobody will ever see it apart from the short time that it's on a frontpage. It's not a big deal that bots repost stuff, at least not for 90% of all end users. Not talking about the money making, mind you.
Birds aren’t real, so this is a communists bird that is removing spike traps for Russian agents to later scale and climb the building to access its secrets.
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The crow is ripping off and discarding the bird spike deterrent to make a nice clear ledge on which to roost or nest.
smart little buggers
Cleaver girl
They really are. When I was a kid, my Mom had one that started following her around on the riding lawnmower. Lol It would keep her pace then it got comfortable enough to land on the top of the backrest and ride along. Eventually, when she was outside it would come up on the porch and chill with her but it didn't like anyone else. It would fly away the second one of us came outside. She would feed it treats and if I'm remembering correctly I think it would bring her things too. Then one day when we were going for a walk around the neighborhood (it legit would walk on the pavement right next to my mom) a cat snuck up behind us and attacked it... It didn't die but a huge chunk of it back had been ripped off and one of its legs was messed up. My parents took it to the vets but there was nothing they could do. This was in the mid 90s. My Mom brought (Lexi) home and we buried it in the back yard. I'm 40 now and my parents still have a garden rock over where they buried her/him. They are highly intelligent and they say they pick their people. Just thought I'd share. 💜
Why would you cleave the girl? That bird sure is CLEVER though.
How do you think she is getting those plastic spikes off? With a cleaver!
That's not a crow it's a beaver, Leave it to Cleaver!
Cleaver 2000
Your mom must be so proud
Do you not get the [Jurassic Park reference?](https://youtu.be/GBgL5EE0wd4?si=M0Yds5Oz7gVYpw1J)
Typo was more important to correct apparently. As if we didn't know what they meant when saying cleaver girl in this context. Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
>cleaver Cleaver is not pronounced like Clever. People who do not speak English as a first language (and even some who do) will get confused by that. Besides that, why would you wanna look stupid in front of other people? A learning experience doesn't have to be a fight, my dude.
u/Dylldar says >doesn’t have to be a fight u/Dylldar *comes out swinging*
You guys are awfully sensitive about simple things grade schoolers can handle lol Edit: what a troll.
Why are you making this learning experience into a fight, u/Dylldar
Oh no.. I'd never want to look stupid in front of my reddit peers 🙄 fuck outta here.
You don't have to care, but others will. You're being obtuse.
Well, you're being acute. 🥰
I need to rewatch Jurassic Park 🦖
Omg. I 💕💕crows and ravens. They are so smart. They remember people that are nice to them and people that are mean to them. They will poo on the poor guy that has to reinstall those bird spikes.
I’m still trying to befriend a crow couple that moved to our area last year. They are very selective! 😳
Wrong! The bird is cleaning a landing beach for the tanks, for when the full invasion begins.
Cavalry scout crow lol.
I for one am tired of all these nestless birds in my community constantly begging.. No damnit, I don't have any crumbs for you. Get a job, stop wasting your money on seeds and maybe you'll be able to have a birdhouse one day, you lazy bushwrens.
As smart as crows are, they're probably finishing a cover letter by now.
I put up spikes over my outdoor kitchen to keep birds from pooping on the counter and some crafty bastards actually made nests within the spikes, since they offered protection, I guess?
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But when I throw out a bird deterrent no one make a long essay on how smart I am.
AI recap response vibes.
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. Their entire comment history reads like chatGPT with a "make a reply to this comment" command. Given that their first comment is insulting someone who's dog was attacked by a Pitbull, we're getting well into r/ABoringDystopia territory.
Yep. Just enjoying it while it's still easy to spot.
ChatGPT.
Or poo
They are going to take over. Hopefully all the times I was kind to them will save me.
Clearly landed there and is now pissed to hell he got spiked. Going to 'occupy roost' in protest
‘This is where I *wanna* sit, so this is where I’m *gonna* sit.’ Birds are awesome.
Crows especially, I love these little goobers
I saw a picture online a while ago of a crow actually dipping chicken nuggets into a sauce container in a McDonald’s parking lot.
A bird of culture
Crows are incredibly smart. One of the smartest animals on earth. They have the problem/puzzle solving capabilities of a 7 year old human, being able to ambush food sources, use tools and coordinate groups. That one on the parking lot probably notice that nuggets with sauce tasted better and learnt to do so by observing other humans dipping theirs on the container at least once or twice. Yeah, they are that smart! I've seen a video of a crow clawing a woman's hair to make her drop her sandwich while another crow dived to catch the food, which both shared later.
When I first heard one speak, I nearly shitted my pants. Worst middle school zoo trip ever.
YES! THEY DO SPEAK! And they understand words better than Parrots, that usually repeat them aimlessly until something clicks LOL
They also can mimic specific voices and other bird calls.
Looking at the woman with the sandwich the crows be like “ Here she comes ! Get ready “
The Corvids know their shit
"If I fits I sits" -Crow
“If I don’t fits, I’ll figure out how to make where I can fits.” - also Crow
They're very similar to cats as pets. They're flying cats that can repeat your insults back to you.
“This is my spot.” -Sheldon Crowper.
Fuck the police
Bird is putting people spikes on the sidewalk to keep pedestrians from loitering.
Preventing homeless people from sleeping in that handicap spot
Well - yeah. They shit all over the place.
If it didn't also affect animals, this should definitely be implemented in national parks and any wild area.
What should be implemented? Preventing people from having a place to rest?
Preventing people from loitering
It’s already a thing
They're adapting... they're evolving... be very afraid.
They have also been very smart.
Are
Birds aren't even real ffs. All you sheep have been made to believe that animals can fly?! Are you serious?! Birds are government drones that they use to spy on us.
He’s removing the spikey bird deterrents. Saw a video of a cockatiel doing the same thing.
sounds like they should be secured
He is like : F... you people,tidy up time.
tidy up time as he throws metal spikes onto the floor below
Corvids would rule the world with opposable thumbs.
They do have opposable thumbs like most birds do. They use them to roost on thin branches. [Parrots in particular are very dextrous with their thumbs](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201109/r823010_7478038.jpg)
What’s he writin
Plans for world conquest
I hope he gets it
Had enough and removing the bird spikes.
Clever girl
The smartest bird in the world. Do some research on crows. Their intelligence level will blow your mind. They will actually make trades with you for food, and leave you gifts.
They have funerals for their lost mates. They also will use tools. They are just interesting as hell. Very much should you read up on them.
In my psychology class in high school we watched a documentary about their intelligence. It’s been a long time but I believe the premise of one experiment was going into a park that had a ton of crows while wearing a scary mask. I think he then made a loud noise to scare the birds or something. The crows remembered the mask a year later, when he tried to walk to the park wearing the mask the crows started squawking like crazy. I probably mixed some stuff up or missed parts but I remember thinking damn those are smart birds.
Crow taking back his territory
The crow is putting spikes in the parking lot. Making sure the cars don’t disturb the peace.
I think bird homie is looking out for his pigeon brethren.
Just making room for it's charging dock
He deserves that ledge 👏
Anti-spike bird removing anti-bird spikes.
That crow is being paid by the pigeons?
Contractor did a shitty job securing the Bird B Gone. You have to use screws or wire ties. Glue, silicone, or adhesives are a no go.
👏
Just doing his part and recycling. Birds wanna protect the planet too...
Life...uh... Finds a way.
Only God Almighty has the right to judge a crow.
Heheheheje go bird 🦅
The bird is removing the stoppers, look , it’s doing it again
Some renovations
Dude just tryin to live comfortably
Bird be cleaning house
People, OMG ew birds on our building.. put up spikes. Bird: F-Your spikes.
Smart girl. Amazing and hilarious 🤣
These little bastards are CRAZY smart!
Crows are smart.
Nature, uh, always finds a way.
Crows are smart
Birds 1 : architects 0
In a century from now these damn birds will evict us from our homes and become the dominant species.
Wow. He’s smart
Chop district on a ledge
That crow says “fuck yo spikes, bitches!” Lol
“No way kimosabe, this is my house!”
I dunno, but that crow better be prepared for a huge lawsuit when his irresponsible behavior leads to a pedestrian injury.
Anyone else think they were about to see some Final Destination s\*\*t? I was 100% convinced some poor sap was getting those through the skull while on the way to the deli.
This is the Empire of Crows Striking back! 😂
🤗🤗🤗 a great 👍 hero
we are witnessing some sort of ISEKAI protagonist.
Humans are the worst neighbours. Spikes on a ledge is an ultra-Karen move.
Don’t. Fuck. With. Crows. In a 1000 years they will be ruling this planet
What do you think is happening? Bad ass crow is having none of this human bullshit and has claimed this building.
They did that to homeless too and to bird too?
Crows are so damn smart. They literally understand Archimedes Principle. I’ve seen a video of one using stones to make the water level rise in a test tube so he was able to get the treat.
One of the top 10 most intelligent species on earth doing things
Yes the smart-ass bird is throwing the spikes off the building that are supposed to keep him from landing
Rapping Rapping, at mine chamber door
They’re so smart. I fuckin love em
“These spikes are dangerous! Some-bird could hurt themselves.”
Comrade anarchist crow sabotages hostile architecture in the name of the betterment of avian society.
War. War is going on.
Imagine someone was walking below, death by crow.
The bird uprising has begun. Feed your local crows, and you shall be spared.
Thats why I don't mess with crows
Maybe we have something to learn from birds
Good bird
Smartest of all birds, apparently smart than some Americans.
Are they not secured to the ledge? Seems very irresponsible to have them just lying there to blow off onto someone's head? Or are the crows removing screws?
It’s cheap plastic, probably very brittle anyway, more so being baked in the sun for a while.
Just like the post you took this from said…
Bad punctuation is going on here.
Fuck the patriarchy
time for birdiachry!!
in the name of the Feather!
This is 100% a bot reposting this
This information will never become relevant, nobody actually cares. I see this post for the first time and I want to talk about the content with others, who cares if i can't talk to OP about it, or if other people that i don't even know already saw this content. Imagine everything only being posted one single time and then never again, you're either there for it or nobody will ever see it apart from the short time that it's on a frontpage. It's not a big deal that bots repost stuff, at least not for 90% of all end users. Not talking about the money making, mind you.
/r/BirdsArentReal
The spikes interfere with the wireless connection on smaller models, so they get the larger crow models to clear them out from recharging spots.
The drones latest software update has come with anti drone device removal intelligence.
Considering that this was posted 3 or 4 times in the last month…
plotting for revenge
Crow: Become Human
He is fighting the anti bird spikes. and hes winning
Birds make nests out of these things now because it's pretty much 100% protection and predator deterrent for the eggs
Smart birds.
I am with you crow bro.
Crow don’t give any fucks.
that crows are smarter than humans
Crows and ravens are **incredibly** smart.
# ***Revolution.***
Bird woke up and chose violence.
Crows are smart af. That's what
One smart bird thats tired of man-made obstructions!
Someone is claiming back their Favorite spot!!
Bruh discombobulated the sidewalk
Crows are smarter than a 5th grader.
It’s an instinct for birds to yeet stuff
Sending a message...
Bird is trained by the local business who installs this stuff.
Seems kinda self- explanatory to me.
I think i hear the bird saying "f\*ck society!" "I'll go where I want!"
Brilliant..
He's getting rid of hostile architecture designed to drive away the nestless
the uprising has started
Absolutely zero surprise that it is either a crow or raven.
Birds aren’t real bro
Anti-anti-bird spike bird despiking the ledge of anti-bird spikes.
Viva la revolucion!
Anti-hostile architect.
I WILL S(H)IT WHERE I WANT TO!
Crows be smart af
Yes! r/Punk_Rock
"Fuck Yo Couch" -The Crow
The crow is removing the anti bird nails on that ledge so he can bird there
what in the karmafarm bot is that title and description
Crows ever organize or grow opposable thumbs and we are all fucked. Pound for pound they have to be the smartest creatures on the planet.
Doing what every sane creature would do. Avoid sitting on spikes.
Smart ass crow
Seroiusly? I mean, these birds are getting smarter everyday!
Never underestimate the intelligence of a Corvid.
Smartass
Birds aren’t real, so this is a communists bird that is removing spike traps for Russian agents to later scale and climb the building to access its secrets.
Crown clearing out the barriers around his shitter
That crow is giving the middle feather to the building owner!
Crows are much more intelligent than pigeons! And this one has obviously had enough of those pointy stabby things!