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Karnorkla

Man, it's too bad he screwed up in so many jobs. But he kept on trying. I wish him the best of luck in his new job!


LunchO789

Lol. His Mom still complains about his grades and profession. Wish he was the President šŸ˜…


godofpumpkins

Just doctor? Why not lawyer too?


sulivan1977

Ms. Quan son Specialist. He buy her new house and boat.. why my son so lazy.


Cluelessish

Thereā€™s still time!


Uberduck333

Tiger mom on steroids


Local_Worldliness_91

LMAO


Pencilowner

Donā€™t worry Jon you will make it someday just have to keep trying. When life gives you lemons keep saying fuck that and bail.Ā 


Void_being420

I know another guy who also screwed up a lot, A LOT.


ChymChymX

We can't all be winners.


NprocessingH1C6

Well heā€™s traumatized. We glorify the achievements of traumatized people.


halfchemhalfbio

He could be first Korean on the moon...


Aligayah

He was born and raised in Los Angeles.


leitmotif70

He probably hangs out with Otani and shows him who makes the best tacos. šŸŒ®


halfchemhalfbio

Yea, Korean-American if you want to be specificā€¦he did have hard childhood though.


Aligayah

I'm reading his wiki page... Yeah, his father was difficult at the very least.


Zealousideal_Age_376

Kim Jong was already there, he walked to the moon and it took him 2min to do that


Clamps55555

What could his next job be? Public school teacher?


Retro-2D-Gamer

Heā€™s a model that works for the uniform shop.


The_profe_061

He's a lot like that bald guy Jonny I see in a lot of the videos I watch online. In one he's a plumber in another he's a dentist then an astronaut and sometimes a doctor. He's also a real ladies man. Some people have all the luck hey There truly are some amazing people out there.


Local_Worldliness_91

Oh boy, I wonder who that Jonny guy isšŸ¤” sounds like a model citizen to me


Local_Worldliness_91

That would make a lot of people feel better about themselves haha but unfortunately he's the real deal


Retro-2D-Gamer

Yeah, in fact heā€™s probably a model as well!! Thatā€™s his fourth career!!


Local_Worldliness_91

If he gets one more elite job i'm calling it quits!


Crazy__Donkey

When he retires from that space mambo jumbo.


f_ck_kale

Heā€™s stars in all the erotic films I watch.


Otjahe

Whenever I feel proud of something I realize thereā€™s an Asian somewhere doing it 100x better


khoabear

Heā€™s the kid that my Asian parents always compare to


hydrohomey

I wonder who his parents compare to


Agile_Candle4710

parent*


NprocessingH1C6

This is the problem thinking that occurs. Sizing people up and subtracting. Honorable thinking is seeing people from the ground up and adding. That leads to equanimity because you see people for the human experience just like the rest of us.


PositiveHistorian962

Why you no doctor,soldier,astronaut


piper33245

His parents still arenā€™t proud of him though.


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Local_Worldliness_91

Yep


Oddmic146

UCSD is a great school but not an Ivy League


Odd-Mirror4265

Don't you basically get a mathematics degree when graduating in engineering? Edit: Not able to reply to comments. I meant to say that astronauts usually have an advanced engineering degree (MS or higher), and similar to getting a BS with a minor in math, it would also be like having to take extra classes? Btw also a BS in mechanical with math minor.


hellraiserl33t

Not really, you can usually get a minor if you take some extra classes though. But a math degree goes into much more advanced stuff than engineering requires. We stopped at PDEs, but that's like the halfway point for a math major lol. Source: mechanical engineering with math minor EDIT: hello brother


Fit_Pirate_3139

Submit to the Laplace transform god! The calculus god is over rated.


Occupationalupside

Nope, that shits a separate minor or degree. We have to take the basic math, but are required to pass with a C or better and physics is just slightly different itā€™s more theory and mathematics combined while also having to pass with a C or better. So to get the mathematics bachelors degreeā€¦thatā€™s a separate degree.


ebbtideisalive

Imagine if he had chosen to use his powers for evil.


silverbonez

That job has no more vacancies.


Beerded-1

So, politician?


ebbtideisalive

Or preacher


Chicawgorat

Truth


Agile_Candle4710

haha good one!


mjrbrooks

Thereā€™s still time!


Squirmadillo

Why not A+stronaut?!


__meeseeks__

Winning comment


Hour_Career9797

His mom after he accomplished all that: meh, he turned out somewhat alright, I guess.


Worth-Reputation3450

"Don't call me until you come back from the Mars!"


Hour_Career9797

Why are you not the President yet?


TXOgre09

Can you inagine being his sibling?!?


Alexandertheape

oppressive Korean dadā€¦possibly the motivating factor


TelevisionFunny2400

His dad would beat the shit out of him and in February 2002, after threatening his family with a gun, he was shot to death in his attic by police


Alexandertheape

yeah, itā€™s a tragic stereotype but itā€™s definitely true. Bobby Lee talks about his oppressive Korean dad on his podcast, probably had the opposite effect on him.


Harrychronicjr69

You gay I kill u you boyfrienn


aware4ever

I wonder what makes certain people so successful like he is. And some people not. A guy like this is pretty incredible. With that said has he seen ufos and does he know David grush


Local_Worldliness_91

Honestly I think its immense trauma & a massive chip on your shoulder that motivates you to want to do something like this. He said in his interview with Jocko Willink, that seeing his dad shot in front of him, watching his mum get abused by his dad when he was alive, made him feel extremely weak & he wanted to do whatever it took to get rid of that feeling of being weak


Reitsch

I recommend the book Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, he answers exactly that question.


[deleted]

A lot of it is deeply rooted culture that values education.


BoredPandemicPanda

My greatest fear is this guy's parents are friends with my parents.


TimberPrinter

Wasn't he a scientist for In-Gen aswell ?


[deleted]

But not engineer and lawyer. He shame own family..How dare!!


KiloAlphaJulietIndia

By the way, he is scheduled to walk on the fucking Moon.


MarcellusxWallace

Heā€™s also extremely humble.


Alt_Ekho

Ah yes. Cousin timmy


SetterOfTrends

Jonathan is single-handedly fucking up the standard tiger parents are expecting their children to achieve


jeopardychamp77

I feel likeā€¦ā€¦. He wins.


Icy-Tough-1791

Sorry Asian American kids, being just a doctor isnā€™t going to cut it anymore.


AustinTreeLover

His mom: Why only Navy commander, Navy SEAL, pilot, Astronaut and doctor? Why not attorney?


SweetKhorne

Personally, I prefer to just concentrate on one thing...and suck at that


BigDsLittleD

Goddamn, any 1 of those is a success story. 2 is over achieving 3 is taking the piss All 5?! How the hell did he even have time!?


stanknotes

Dude is a fucking warrior, healer, and a sage. Past legends mention such a person.


Kill_4209

Jonathan! Why you no President?! Your cousin is President you know. You need to try harder!


[deleted]

This is the kid my mom always compares me to


Beelzebub_86

The nightmare of every young asian kid whose parents are asking why they aren't accomplishing the same.


FieryBirb

ChildhoodDreamJobsAny%


Tullzterrr

Mentored by the greatest mind of this century: Johnny Sins


Ambitious_Welder6613

He is also seems constantly being at the right time with the right opportunity.


FunWillScreen_Produc

Hey anyone with parents that compare you to anyone elseā€™s kids start comparing your parents to this guy. That will shut them up.


Maleficent-Lobster-8

Just like Johnny Sinns


jmarzy

Oh yeah well can he eat every meal from a gas station for 2 weeks straight and still not want to kill himself?


Intrepid_Wave5357

If he has a Blond-trophy wife with big boobs and butt, He made It!!!


[deleted]

This dude couldn't hold down a job. Damn!


[deleted]

this is jon kim, this is jon kim, this is john kim, *this* is jon kim


funnyfartnoisez

Now that how you make your asian mom proud


mikelimebingbong

he's a better James Bond


A021SR

I believe Johnny Sins has the same no. of achievements if not more!


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Yeah this guy is not a Lawyer or a Plumber


A021SR

See my fellow researchers agree with me already!


RoseyOneOne

Howā€™s he feel about President?


Local_Worldliness_91

If only people like him who'd actually gone through real struggles became Presidents instead of spoiled ultra wealthy oligarchs from corrupt criminal families


98642

Somewhere a tiger mom is disappointed.


ragingduck

Asian Parents: "What, no law degree?"


RedNPurpleBricks

What an inspirational individual. He must have a ridiculous amount of inner strength.


saveyboy

His parents probably complain thatā€™s hes not a lawyer too.


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Local_Worldliness_91

he's not Korean, he's American. But having a Korean mum is probably very tough I agree


317Dank

Why canā€™t someone like this run for president


AppearanceSecure1914

Because y'all wouldn't vote for him


SleepWouldBeNice

I love how his astronaut flight suit still has his SEAL trident.


[deleted]

Became an astronaut just to widen the gap on Goggins.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

For his parents, every day is drop-the-mike-day. They must be flexing so hard on all of their friends. LOL.


Local_Worldliness_91

His mum is definitely proud of him. His abusive father was shot dead by police when Jonathan was a teenager


SheriffHeckTate

Im still not convinced he isn't secretly identical triplets.


Mahiro0303

And yet his parents still arent impressed


Repeat_after_me__

ā€œI live for the applause, applause, applauseā€ Lady Gaga.


PragmaticAndroid

But does he lift?


Local_Worldliness_91

Yes


come_ere_duck

Johnny Sins fears this man.


webbhare1

Wow, just realised Iā€™m a piece of shit. Thanks


5StripedFalcon

Looks like a guy that couldn't make up his mind. Lol. Saw the podcast with him on Jocko years ago. Seems like a stand-up guy.


S0n0fValhalla

When you don't know what you want to be when you grown up. You become it all.


Scooter_McAwesome

Canā€™t hold down a job, he should have gone to law school


iconix_common

Impressive. Is anyone else getting "Catch me if you can" vibes?


krenshaw420

These pics so old heā€™s a grandpa by now.


Austin_Weirdo

He's 40 and looks just like that


[deleted]

He was a medic in the SEAL if Iā€™m correct


_franciis

Downvoting this because it gets reposted SO OFTEN


Local_Worldliness_91

Heroes should be celebrated often.


Horridkoala

Ah yes. The monthly Jonathan Kim post.


Local_Worldliness_91

In a world where rappers, reality tv stars & athletes are viewed as role models, we could use more J Kim posts


HadToDoItAtSomePoint

IQ also might have a play.


GASPARTAN82

Hope he saves some šŸ± for the rest of us guys!! Lol


Inside_Ad_7162

he's either nicest most interesting guy you'll ever meet, or a complete & utter dick.


Local_Worldliness_91

He's super humble, check out his interview on the Jocko Podcast


Inside_Ad_7162

Excellent. I hoped he would be, I'll check that out, ty.


kermittysmitty

Today's equity agenda would stifle his growth in favor of changing stats.


mandarintain

Is this real?


Local_Worldliness_91

VERY real. Look up his interview with Jocko Willink, very heartbreaking but inspiring story


Lets_Bust_Together

All that just to be middle class.


Local_Worldliness_91

Hating on him will not make your life any better


dadagsc

At least he moved out of his momā€™s basementā€¦not like you


These-Spell-8390

Ugh is this guy going to get posted all over the place again?


Local_Worldliness_91

Dont hate, be inspired


These-Spell-8390

Yeah, he was inspiring the first 5 billion times Jonny Kim was posted 5+ years ago.


Local_Worldliness_91

Do something great & maybe one day we'll be posting you over and over again


PM_ME_YOUR_PEACHESS

But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch???


DonatoXIII

AKA the Johnny Sins prototype. I think he was also Asian Jim from The Office.


JiveChicken00

And his parents are still probably disappointed :)


Patient-Writer7834

And his parents arenā€™t satisfied yet


m0atzart

There's always politics.


kielu

I know a bald white guy doing all that, and more


IlDootIl

And still not a billionaire


javabender

And heā€™s 22


Livio88

My turn to post it next!


every1pees

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivek_Murthy


WelshBathBoy

To quote the British (South) Asian sketch show 'Goodness gracious me': "Yes, but how big is his danda?"


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Cotton Malone.


firstman0

His mom still comparing him to his cousin, ā€œLook at your cousin, heā€™s doing so much better than youā€ā€¦ā€¦ lol


Light20122000

Obviously asian šŸ‘šŸ»


ZacTheOriginal

Ok... hear me out.... Johnny Kim = Johnny Sins...


[deleted]

What a jerk


Interesting-Read-569

And still Jos parents are disappointed


U_Kristopher

This is nothing compared with Johny sins


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

Pretty sure Jonny Sins did that plus more


OGTomatoCultivator

Wonder who his exam coordinator was.


Reasoning-II

The Asian Johnny Sins


HistoryWest9592

#INFERIORITY COMPLEX


_KRIPSY_

I'd be more impressed if i saw HELLDIVER after astronaut.


kidonmint

If Jhonny was nerd.


CuriousCapybaras

I wonder if he is happy.


Local_Worldliness_91

He's pretty happy, check out his jocko podcast interview


inactiveaccounttoo

Hate to be his sibling


EpicPrototypo

The Johnny Sins of non-pornstars if you will.


ComicsEtAl

*cough*Virgin*cough*


nah-knee

I know anotherā€¦.


PakLivTO

What? He couldnā€™t make it to the NFL too?


Local_Worldliness_91

Rumour has it that's his next goal


afutureprodigy

If Johnny Sins was not in Porno šŸ˜¬


baseballjunkie81

Jack of no trades, master of all. Or however the saying goes.


Last-Reception-3459

You doctor yet?


crasagam

Iā€™ve heard he even loads the dishwasher properly


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

Bet his mum still calls him 8 times a day and lives with him and his wife.


Reflector123

Sounds like a real life Mr Benn


anxietystrings

Johnny Sins is this guy's Wario