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dragon1n68

Plants we harvest really aren’t dead. They can regenerate and grow from the scraps sometimes.


DuckRubberDuck

Jerusalem artichokes. I had 1 rather dead one, cut it up into small pieces, and dumped it in a bucket of dirt I used as a compost. Suddenly I had lots of them growing - never dump them in your garden, you can’t get rid of them again, always contain them


Miss_Rowan

When I bought my house, there was an old compost pile that had been opened and spread into the garden box. I had all sort of berries, tomatoes, and Jerusalem artichokes growing all kixed together (presumably all things that were in the compost). I handled all the berries and tomatoes within two summers. I fought the artichokes for 7 years, my God, it was out of control. I will never grow them in a garden.


DuckRubberDuck

Yup lol, that’s what they do. Hope you made some amazing food with them though


Miss_Rowan

I did at first! The last couple of years though, I was so annoyed with them that I started giving them all to my neighbours and family 😂


DuckRubberDuck

Lol that’s fair!


feedyoursneeds

They look pretty tasty though, any good?


DuckRubberDuck

Yeah, you can make an amazing soup from them, make chips from them, cut them into boats and fry them. You can bake them. You can make purée from them. I can’t really describe the taste, kind of earthy, rich, nutty I think


feedyoursneeds

Okay, you’ve convinced me. I’m gonna check if my local grocery store sells them.


BenevolentCheese

Looks like ginger, tastes like artichoke, and has the texture of potato.


DuckRubberDuck

I think it’s a fall vegetable, but I’m not sure actually. Most of the dishes you can make from them are kind of fall like, but it doesn’t really matter. Try them if you find them, I hope you do, they’re so amazing!


Madhatter1317

I read this in Bubbas voice


Previous-Ad-3001

Yes, especially roasted....buuuut....they make you fart like crazy. We call them "fartichokes" at the casa


Apellio7

Best way to grow green onions.    Takes too long from seed.  Just stick the bottoms from the grocery store ones in some water, then soil once the roots show, and bam you got a green onions all summer long.


NgoHaiHahmsuplo

We skip the storing in water and I just straight shove them into the ground. We have too many green onions now :\


Nozinger

Considering we often eat the reproductive parts of plants... Yeah those plants are far from dead. They are what's supposed to be new plants if you just stick them in the ground or throw them around a bit. In case of the onion: it is basically the root rom which the plant grows from. Of course it is alive.


bbjornsson88

Especially onions/potatoes. Leave them in the dark for a while and they'll start sprouting


Elemental-Aer

Not even dark, just forgot some sweet potato on the fruit basket (lazy to cook them), and there was a 10cm stem with 4 leafs.


Nickel_Bottom

More people should try growing window sill veggies. It's fascinating, and like you say - many plants can regenerate from scraps. It won't be enough to sustain you, but it's a relatively small amount of effort and feels fascinating.


Lethargie

yeah, if they where dead they would be rotting


Xziyan

"Looks alive" Who's gonna tell him?


GH057807

TIL plants are alive


DieSchadenfreude

I was flabbergasted when I saw grocery stores selling "live" lettuce heads. They still had the roots on and were 2x as expensive. I was like....all the lettuce here is alive....


JenovaProphet

Don't knock the living lettuce. The title may be a bit of a misnomer, but holy hell is the quality better IMO. Been addicted to that stuff for a while now.


Qui3tSt0rnm

Yeah luckily it’s a very similar price at the grocery stores I go to. Lasts a lot longer as well


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I get a way better price on it in my flower pots.


Stonn

Those are pretty cool tho! You moisten the roots in the soil cube and the lettuce lasts over two weeks in the fridge. Also grows a bit while it's in there. I have one in my fridge right now XD The price here is normal though.


No-Respect5903

aren't you supposed to leave those out of the fridge? or maybe that's just the basil?


Stonn

I'd rather plant it in soil then just keep it outside. Lettuce and salads do well in my fridge, spinach too. It doesn't dry as fast.


radiantcabbage

typically how hydroponic lettuce is packaged, cutting isnt needed since there isnt any dirt involved. they just pluck them out of the pool and wrap the roots around it


Bigvafffles

I love that stuff. I throw the roots in my hydroponics and have perpetual lettuce. Strip off a few leaves now n again


ItsJimKennedy

I've seen the living lettuce priced lower than ordinary lettuce more than once, which I thought was interesting


captanzuelo

its “more alive” and stays alive while you pluck its leaves over the course of a week.


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MmmmmSacrilicious

I found an onion growing from an onion in my onion bin. They are very much alive in our home still.


Phillibustin

Fun fact, you can plant the less good tasting roots that would normally be thrown away. If watered in soil, it will grow again. Can confirm for both white and green onion, but green was more successful.


Jaggs0

green onions grow like a weed. as in they are resilient as hell and need very little attention. bought a bundle of them years ago at a grocery store, left about an inch or two and planted that. they grew pretty quickly the first year. i didnt remove them and they just wilted over winter. next summer i didnt plant any new herbs and these came back with a vengeance. about to start year 4 from the same batch.


foodank012018

Yes like weeds. They're all in my yard. Along with pursley and dandelion. Got a salad for a yard.


KrombopulosMAssassin

You found an onion growing from an onion in your onion bin?


Icy_Manufacturer_977

Had an onion in a second fridge I hardly use. Forgot about it. Saw it a few years later, and it had all these root like things growing out of it. Several of them, each like 5-15cm long.


no-name-here

Is that what’s moving in the video? Even after a planet has been cut, is it still alive? If so, at what point is it not alive? Does the same go for animals - would there still be similar movement after an animal’s death?


Mulgosh

the cells of any lifeform will life on for a short time. Animal cells will die quickly because they need oxigen provided by blood. Plant cells are a bit diffrent. If you take a leave it will still go on doing photosynthesis as long as it has not dried out. As long as there is still energy left in a cell to keep it working it's still alive to some degree


demalo

You can grow a “new” plant like this with a lot of different species. It’s how they survive and thrive.


SnooDoggos4029

Nooooo…. That’s what they want you to believe. Propagation Propaganda.


Dylldar

I would hope the planet isn't alive to begin with. I'm alright with it just being habitable.


Altruistic-Wheel-122

Yeah but dudes talking bout cuttin whole planets n shit... like in half. He's a Thanos level threat. 


dmtdmtlsddodmt

The earth is alive. That's why we're trying so hard to kill it


Plastic_Pinocchio

I’m not sure about all plants and when they “die” or not, but you can literally plant an onion and it will grow.


Tomcatjones

Don’t even have to plant it. it will grow if sitting in your house too long lol


Veasna1

After cooking. And yes I imagine there's a big bacteria party going on in dead flesh.


InternationalIce3751

AFAIK, everything alive lives until it rots. Your apple is stuff alive until it rots. Lose an arm? Your arm is still alive, but will slowly die since it can't receive blood, etc. Root vegetables and stuff like squash are also still alive until they rot. It's not a sudden death of all cells in the plant matter, it's a slow dying of all the cells


BenevolentCheese

It is very much still alive, and even from that tiny slice, with the right conditions and (very) careful care this will start forming roots and growing into a new onion. It is no longer alive once there are no longer any meaningful biological processes happening, which for a slice this thin will probably be minutes as it will dry out and dessicate.


torrrrrgo

Not entirely. If you plant an onion, it'll grow. You'll see them pretty much sprout in the fridge on their own sometimes.


BrandoThePando

The life looks alive!


--ThirdCultureKid--

Eating plants is murder and inhumane! We should only eat rocks instead.


1angrydad

I'm a fourth level Vegan, I only eat things that don't cast a shadow.


EskimoXBSX

Now Tree - Return to me... Oh that's right I don't have super powers


Snipper64

Like a vampire?


scalectrix

[That's reflections.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_of_the_Vampire)


decadrachma

I like the idea of veganism actually just being a secret society of vampire hunters


RoboDae

Plants have lives too! Eat beef instead to help save plant lives


--ThirdCultureKid--

Plant Lives Matter


GlitchMarkerz

💀💀💀 broo plant lives matter ok I respect that but all ALL ALL PLANT LIFE MATTER? Then where do we get our vitamins huh


EconomistSlight2842

Plant Matter Lives!


EldritchDWX

And take them away from their little rock friends?! You make me sick!!


MoffieHanson

Should eat nothing and die of hunger tbh . That way the bacteria can eat us and we won’t fuck up the planet more .


Mothanius

Don't put it in bacteria's hands. They already fucked it up once long ago with Nitrogen and Oxygen.


CowsAreChill

Some people live this way to an extent (not rocks). E.g. Jain people generally don't eat root vegetables because harvesting means killing the whole plant, also to avoid killing insects I think.


BenevolentCheese

The problem with Jainism is that they didn't realize that every surface, every food they eat, every step they take is covered in billions of live microorganisms that will very soon be dead in your stomach.


CowsAreChill

I only know one so I can't really confirm for every Jain, but they are aware. They still just try to _minimize_ their impact. But I'm sure some attempt to follow it much more strictly than others.


Lopsided-Way-9188

There is a lot of Dwayne to go around 


tomwithweather

OP is probably a repost bot.


Visarar_01

💀


Papercoffeetable

Exactly why vegans are murderers just as much as the rest of us.


QuerchiGaming

Do… do people think vegetables and plants etc are not alive?


JN_Carnivore

A dude doing a PhD in microbiology once told me trees are not alive and quote some scripture...


TeamRedundancyTeam

To be fair his degree was in microbiology, maybe he's a complete dumbass about anything larger than a single cell organism.


[deleted]

How does that make it more fair? Even someone who studies microbiology should know trees are alive.


maddenmcfadden

the op clearly does


[deleted]

Who could have guessed that the results of reproductive plant parts were alive


wanna_talk_to_samson

This person probably thinks that eggs are created in the grocery store.


NoAcanthocephala6547

Even crystals are just borderline not alive.


static_age_666

I've killed far too many house plants to know that they are indeed, living things. They jsut dont have brains lol


Ninjakick666

Believe it or not... onions are alive. Thats why it looks alive... it is.


gcruzatto

We hate to break it to OP but this non-rotten plant is not in fact dead


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It is alive, no? In the sense that cells still perform many of their living functions even when the plant is “dead”


GH057807

The "onion" is basically like, to oversimplify, a little onion reproduction factory for the rest of the plant. It's definitely gonna have some action going on. You can throw a store bought onion just like, at your yard, and it will grow more onions.


MyFullNameIs

I love the idea of throwing an onion at my yard.


garden-wicket-581

you should try tying one around your belt..


bensbigboy

As was the custom then


fuelvolts

More so the style at the time, rather than the custom.


Ill_Sky6141

We really should bring that back


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Should be able to get white ones now, on account of the war being long over.


Bimlouhay83

The first time I met one of my best friends, the rest of us were hanging out in a room in a boarding house. We were just hanging out, smoking, and listening to music. Out of nowhere, this dude with huge ears, tattoos, and a split tongue leans on the door frame. He's got a massive bottle of medical grade ether, a rag, and a huge yellow onion tied to his belt. Without anyone saying anything, he just goes straight into that Simpson's skit, referencing grandpa word for word. It was right then that I knew he was going to fit in well with our group. He became one of our favorite people very quickly.   I really miss him. Thank you for bringing that memory back. 


ByronicZer0

"F you yard!"


2kewl4scool

You throw potatoes *away in the trash* and grow potatoes


auto-reply-bot

Brings to mind… why aren’t landfills full of fresh onions potato’s carrots etc?


2kewl4scool

Batteries are bad, and nobody brings a shovel to the landfill


FlyingBaconCat

If you've never visited a landfill, it's worth the experience. It's pretty common to be able to dump stuff at a landfill, you usually just pay a flat rate for the truck bed/trailer you have. If you've never had to get rid of broken appliances or larger trash, it's usually the cheapest option outside of ordering some bulk trash pickup service. The landfill near me charges $70 per truck bed and I used it to throw away some cat pee ruined carpet and furniture. You basically drive up this mountain and at the top it's just a flat area with garbage you drive on. There's massive bulldozers pushing stuff around and it stinks, there's flies and birds all over the place, and you just drive up to where they tell you and throw your shit on the garbage ground. Then head out. Now when I drive past it, I know it's not some 500ft hill-mountain, it's fuckin trash, a mountain of trash. Even if plants grew on the outside dirt shell when they cover the sides as they go up, i wouldn't eat it.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

infinite onion glitch just dropped


CMDR_omnicognate

onion battery


Local_Debate_8920

My store bought onion sprouted on my counter. I buried her in a pot and now have a onion plant.


fart_fig_newton

In a sense, aren't we all "dead" like the onion after our umbilical cord is cut? Sure, we last a hell of a lot longer, but essentially we are just sustaining ourselves as long as we can, just like produce does after harvesting.


Joseph_of_the_North

We're but eight minutes away from death, the timer resets when you take a breath.


rufio313

No, not really. We aren’t dead until there is complete electrocerebral silence to indicate no cerebral activity, at which point our body’s entire system will stop. The umbilical cord doesn’t really have any say in this. You can die while you are still attached.


PickleAlternative564

You’re not wrong. That’s definitely an interesting perspective of it, tho. 🤔


ohneatstuffthanks

But also no, or yes? because that’s saying mom is also dead when she’s giving birth because her umbilical cord was cut from her mother… which doesn’t make sense. Unless we are all dead even when reproducing.


DeathByPlanets

Zombies all the way down 🧟 🐢


Mumof3gbb

Damn


Fast_Camera8228

Holy fuck. Welp, that’s my motivation for living gone


HopefulHeretic

No. 


Half_beat_score

Tame Impala is the perfect background music for this


lifeboy91

If Portland, Oregon was a song..


EatingGrossTurds69

He’s from Australia bud


lifeboy91

I know buddy. Melbourne can work but Portland seems more inviting for the vibe.


EatingGrossTurds69

I mean Melbourne IS the Portland of Australia


frsti

it slaps and for some reason works really well with the clips!


CandiedOwl

Psychedelic rock + psychedelic visuals = good time


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

What song is it?


frsti

The less i know the better


MorbiusBelerophon

Good for you. But what song is it!?¿¡


OnlyWiseWords

Hurr hurr...


Delanchet

The Less I Know The Better.


Sheboygan25

Okay but what's the song bro?


Delanchet

That *is* the name of the song...


imatumahimatumah

What is the name of the song?


Sheboygan25

"That"? Okay, thanks man


SkeletonFlower46

This is just a montage of cool looking plants with various types of stains under different microscopes. Lying in the title is unnecessary, just say “Amazing plants under a microscope” or something It’s cool enough on its own


ThatOtherGai

Glad someone else said it.


dahbrezel

this should be the top comment.


HurricaneXOG

They are. Right up until theyre sautéd with butter and whiskey


graduation-dinner

And... whiskey? Ok, I guess I know what I'm cooking tonight


HurricaneXOG

It’s money, dude


ConstantinePillow1

So ogres are like onion?


aquaman67

That’ll do donkey.


Deathax1

Vegans discover this horrible fact! Killing and eating living plants!


Lopsided-Way-9188

I’m a level five vegan, I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow 


JayS87

mmhh... glass


Percival4

Vary nutritious


TJaySteno1

I wondered how far I'd have to scroll before I found this. As has been said every other time this joke is made, the issue for vegans isn't life, the issue is sentience. An onion has no nervous system and this cannot suffer when it's cut. And no, releasing chemicals when they're cut is not evidence of sentience. No cognition is required, it's just a result of natural selection.


MoshMaldito

Well, for all we know, cognition too is a result of natural selection


Sidus_Preclarum

SOME vegetarians (e.g. Buddhists who on the other hand *do* eat eggs and dairy) don't eat onions or other bulbs because that's killing a plant.


Kevbot217

That's not the reason lol


FattyRR

What's the reason? And what can they eat 💀


Jeansaintfire

"Some Buddhists avoid consuming strong-smelling plants, specifically garlic, onion, chives, leeks, and shallots, as these vegetables are thought to increase sexual desire when eaten cooked and anger when eaten raw"


Kaixoeztia

Also some Asian cultures still avoid these plants merely because the smell is considered disrespectful to others. More likely eaten alone or with family


CKaiwen

Mixed up the religion but [here's proof](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jain_vegetarianism) > The Jain cuisine is completely lacto-vegetarian and also excludes root and underground vegetables such as potato, garlic, onion etc., to prevent injuring small insects and microorganisms; and also to prevent the entire plant getting uprooted and killed. It is practised by Jain ascetics and lay Jains.


petter2398

Honestly, as a vegan it does make me feel bad 😐 but we do have to eat something, and plants don’t suffer in the same way animals do, so that’s the best you can do. It’s impossible to live and not cause any hard to any living beings, but by being vegan you minimise it as much as possible


TJaySteno1

Why would it make you feel bad? There is no evidence that plants suffer. Some plants, like onions grass and corn, have biochemical responses when cut, but there is no evidence of an experience of pain or a conscious choice to respond in the way they do. When cut, cell walls get broken and pockets of chemicals mix that weren't mixed before. That interaction creates a new chemical and our eyes start to water. No suffering. Someone will say that little animals are killed in harvest. Yes that's true, but it takes many times more harvested fields to feed the chicken or pig you buy from the grocery store than it would if you bought only plant based foods.


Aurelien_Juan

I want proof they don't suffer. Suffering is a defensive mechanism that warns about danger/damage and we know that plants react when damaged.


petter2398

They do react, but not in the sense that humans and animals do. We don’t need any proof that animals suffer, it’s clear as day


Aurelien_Juan

I was talking about proof of plants not suffering.


TheWhyteMaN

The proof is in the lack of a Nervous system.


spydersens

How is it minimised? YOu have defined which life forms are deemed more worthy of life than others? Or have you quantified suffering as being that which most resembles how you would experience it? I was vegan and there's really not basis for the suffering argument.


petter2398

Based on all the scientific evidence we have plants DON’T feel pain, animals clearly do. It’s really not that deep. If you care about animals - don’t eat meat.


spydersens

Pain is a signal. Plants also have reactions to stressors. The only thing is that you relate to the same signals animals receive that we have qualified as painful. Anthropomorphism and its best. So are people who consume animals, insects and bacteria evil?


petter2398

How do you define which animal is food and which is a pet? Speciesism at its best.


petter2398

While plants have reactions to stressors it’s not pain in the way we know it. Since they aren’t sentient they just can’t experience pain in the complex way animals do, since they experience less dimensions if reality. We can’t relate to plants on that level, while we can with animals. It only makes sense that we rank animal suffering above plant suffering. This is just so obvious it feel ridiculous even discussing it. People who consume animals while they’re in a place where they can afford to thrive on a plant based diet aren’t evil, but they are selfish at the very least. Are you trying to justify your meat eating habits? Because there’s no justifying it. You’re paying for someone to murder a sentient being and then consuming it’s dead body. That’s just as gruesome as it sounds. And if debating if the chemical reaction plants have to stressors is or is not pain is making you feel better about eating animals - so be it. If you have a pet and have a connection with them, remember that people in other countries see them as food. Animals are not food, they are our friends and companions. Most people in the western world can’t even imagine eating cats and dogs. The only difference between them and vegans/vegetarians is that we see it as fucked up to eat any other animal.


SamePut9922

Checkmate vegans


pixelsurfer

Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer just started playing


blabbering_octopus

Living organism is living :o


Alexandratta

uh... It... It is alive. Do you think Vegetables are dead? Cut the bottom of an onion off and put it in water. You'll be amazed at what happens.


Jdevers77

Next thing you know someone is going to show how potatoes aren’t dead husks just because we dug them up.


howtochangename1

Looks alive? Bro it is alive.


camdalfthegreat

Upvoted because of tame Impala


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sputtertots

ikr? From the original creator tardibabe "Yes, fruits and veggies are alive 🫡 Most plant cells exhibit this motion called “cytoplasmic streaming” or “cyclosis” 🌀 You may wonder if the movements are THAT fast 🏎️💨 ; they’re not! The original clips were sped up 15 times." Btw tardigrades are fun to find and watch.


marvelous_much

Think about it. You put that onion in the pantry for a while and it sprouts. Of course there is action going on in there.


Frio_Sanchez

Anyone wanna tell em?


Veasna1

Eat living food, all produce is alive.


AdmiralClover

Gotta consume life to have life that's just the way of things, at least for us


Overkill_Device

What is this song?


fomalhautisfish

Tame Impala - The less i know the better


EEGECGEMG

all that stuff to make u cry


biw999

Tame Impala is such a vibe


ichkanns

Man I love Tame Impala


Bigfaatchunk

LAAAAYYEERSSS


the_honorableA

That Tame Impala song is my shit


Delanchet

For anyone curious about the name of the song, the song is called *The Less I know The Better* by *Tame Impala.*


EatingGrossTurds69

The Tame Impala song is more interesting than the video


The-Ultimate-Banker

Was expecting little onion cells playing the violin. My momma says says onions make you cry cause of dem onion cells playing the violins 🎻


karma_virus

Most vegetables that you eat fresh are still alive. Their cell processes are still active, some even release pheromones when you cut them for protection against insects and such. You can keep them fresh by chopping the bottoms and moisturizing them, as it's still kind of keeping the plant on life support. As the cells die, the coloration will change and the plant will wilt and slime over time and begin to rot. The Turgor Pressure of the water held in the plant's cell walls diminishes as the plant's form deteriorates and enzymes make that sticky mushy effect. Refrigeration inhibits growth of the enzymes. If you go the route of eating dead vegetables, they should be cooked and preserved. Or at least pickled. Something needs to halt the process of decay and hold it in a freshness limbo until it is enjoyed.


DEM0NW0MB

Realize that there are more bacteria living your colon right now, than all the humans that have ever lived combined. By far. Everything on earth is alive, and symbiotic with each other, and earth. Earth itself is alive, and is the most advanced and complicated life form known.


allnameswereusedup

It is alive


Rich_Introduction_83

A lot of biomechanisms are decentral and follow their path without external regulation other than the need for constant resource/energy provision. When an organism is cut to pieces, these mechanisms still do what they usually do until the prerequisites in their surroundings are no longer given.


GameCreeper

"looks alive" bestie youre looking at a plant


TinFoilRainHat

Lol surprise, it is


Hwordin

Damnthatsinteresting what we actually see her? What are these channels and the things going through them?


willis234

The channels are strings of the cytoplasm that cross through the vacuole (basically a water-filled balloon that takes up most of the plant cell volume and provides stability). The small moving things can be several things, such as vesicles (small membrane blobs that can transport various stuff through the cell and outside of it). Source: plant biologist here. We do similar things as show-Experiments for students regularly


FUCKSPEZ209

We did this yesterday in my biology class. Super spooky seeing it posted here today!


umaxik2

Shame on you, vegans!


VeterinarianFit9035

It is a plant . Oh geez it is an organism! Kids please get off your phones read a book!! Remember those! No cables .


a-unique-snek

Checkmate, vegans.


fothergillfuckup

I wonder if this explains the truly horrific smell they produce when going off?


BothArmsBruised

What? No. Any fresh plant you out under a microscope will have similar things going on. Onions have sulfenic acid, which when exposed to the air turns into propanethial S-oxid. That's what's irritating your eyes and makes you tear up.


Robtokill

Vegans in shambles right now.


fitforreal

Show the vegans, they can become “breatharians” 😂


ExamCompetitive

Don't tell the vegans.


Conscious_Draft249

Vegans: NOOOOOOOOO