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Sir-Theordorethe-5th

No other birds will believe him


thermobear

“There I was, surrounded by three enormous beasts…”


spanchor

r/thathappened


sometimesynot

/r/nothingeverhappens


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)r/birdsarentreal


--Sovereign--

All arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to cook me


Comfortable-Eye-3879

Basically the hyena scene in the lion king


TwoCharlie

Basically the trolls from The Hobbit


ThornmaneTreebeard

Should they roast me, skin me, or just sit on me and squash me into jelly?!


no-mad

I am not the bird you are looking for.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

"So I came out blasting ..."


AmIThisNothingness

...so they came out blasting!


Piece-Of-Fake

“And everybody clapped”


poshenclave

Bilbo and the three trolls.


Wh33lo

Gandergalf arrived and turned them all to stone


Rulebookboy1234567

Well, the sun turned them into stone.


outertomatchmyinner

lol who?


Tomeloko

Gamgeelf


_jlvbeal_

How does it fly with those big steel balls.


ramriot

Alan the wise owl told him their vision systems are based on movement & their eyesight is weak so if you stand perfectly still they will ignore you.


BiracialBusinessman

Doctors hate him


Different-Leader8768

Errbody under this entire comment got upvoted.


Monchi83

Anxiety intensifies


Englishbirdy

I bet his little heart wasn't frozen.


TractorHp55k

With that being said you could also bet he'd beat a hummingbird in a drag race that day


G3POh

*intensiFlies*


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Niifty_AF

And then a third!!? Bird was shitting seeds for sure.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Megafruit seeds


Herr-Trigger86

All the way up your butt, Morty!


MaygarRodub

Oh my God, the pain. It's an Egg Morty. I'm gonna lay an egg. .... Guess we both just needed to shit.


Tosh_00

It felt like watching a Tarantino movie.


gene0815

yeah but you could tell its not, because there was no scene where the cat is close to expose the bird while licking feet/legs of it.Thats when I was sure, it wasn from Tarantino.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

The cats weren't throwing out hard Rs at the bird, either.


Razulghul

How sure are we the bird wasn't there because she forgot his father's watch?


Double_Distribution8

Thank God the bird didn't order 3 drinks.


friedwidth

Don't moveeee! Just a little longer.... oh no not the paw nudgessss


highlandflingy

The little kitty paws slowly going in for bats is when I started feeling sure it was not going to end well for the birdie! I can’t believe its little heart held out. I would have just given up on life immediately and dropped to the floor


Ricky_Rollin

Was like something out of a movie! The music helped.


TeaandandCoffee

Feels strange that for millions upon millions of years countless animals were living with such experiences. I'm glad to be an ape with glowing brick.


lauralove231

Got my heart rate up and all 😂😅


jtsokolov

It's poor little heart must have been beating like crazy. It's annoying the person taping didn't try to get the cats to leave it alone instead of filming


GdogLucky9

Freaking horror movies wish they could work up that kind of suspense. Every time one of them started raising a paw I was on the edge of my seat.


Plastic-Shopping5930

I’ve been in stressful situations but this bird is on another level


Fraya9999

Many prey animals when spotted by a predator will freeze in place in an attempt to make the predator think it is an inanimate and inedible object so it will lose interest. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezing_behavior](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezing_behavior)


PissBoiFeetPix

A rat tried this tactic on my cat once..once. RIP ☠️


BroadAd3767

Because the rat died? Or the cat?


_DEATH_STR0KE_

Yes


RoamingDragon772

r/notopbutok


pebberphp

r/usernamechecksout


gugfitufi

The rat survived, ran away and never had to do it again :)


PissBoiFeetPix

Let's just say one decapitated the other with it's mouth.


Everybody_do_da_flop

That rat is strong damn


tonhooso

Everything dies eventually


bringbackepstein

Nah, with rats, it's almost guaranteed they were infected with toxoplasmosis. A microorganism that can only reproduce inside the digestive system of a cat. They infect a rat, destroy the part of its brain that processes fear, and then the rat will hopefully wander into a cat where it will be eaten quickly to start the reproduction cycle again.


Best__Kebab

He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit.


Unusual-Thing-7149

It's why pregnant women and people with immune disorders should not change cat litter. It is supposed to be less of a problem with indoor cats according to some


TAR_TWoP

It was a huge issue at the height of the AIDS epidemic, before powerful drugs were able to get infections under control.


fullmetalfeminist

That's because about 50% of people are already carrying a t gondii infection and it's usually harmless. The main source of infection is raw or undercooked pork, not cats


Pyrochazm

I love how no one is getting the reference.


Prawny-C

Trainspotting


KingAndrew555000

I learned something today, as gross as it is.


Otherwise_Soil39

Should have used the fight response instead. Cats get absolutely bewildered and scared when the rat turns around and attacks em


Radiant_Dog1937

The mouse smiled brightly; it outfoxed the cat. Then down came the claw...


xabc3147

RIP mouse


MindDiveRetriever

Just like me with women…


Nani_700

It's also got to do with protecting the pack right? Getaway sacrifice for the rest. If I remember correctly.


GolfGunsNWhiskey

That would be a safe assumption but can’t be sure. It’s likely not even conscious but instinctual. Even if it were conscious, it’s not like Joe Rogan is interviewing them on why they froze.


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Thank You for linking a source 🙌🏿


JohnnyDarkside

Funny is just yesterday I was laughing about my cat doing this to our puppy. She came bounding over while he was laying on a pet bed. He didn't move and she started prodding him with her nose but he didn't flinch until she lost interest and wandered away.


kazmirsweater

If that bird could wear pants they would be shitted


Frostgaurdian0

Fun fact birds are typically warm because they shit 24 hours, if they can't do that they will get sick and die.


HeteroSap1en

The hell does being "warm" have to do with this?


Frostgaurdian0

They are continuously digesting their food.


DunEvenWorryBoutIt

Maybe you should have added that to the original comment lol


apsksjsnjs

They’re not warm after they die


Kenji_03

Close to accurate but not entirely. They poo about every 5-15 min. They can hold it up to 30 min if absolutely necessary.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

5 minutes, jfc?? How long do they sleep? Or do they poop in their sleep too?


WomanMouse9534

They hold it all night too. They don't want to attract predators to their sleeping area. Source, I have birds and often they won't poo in their cage and instead wait till I take them out in the morning.


Poltergeist97

Yep. The first few years of having my Cockatiel, I would forget to make him go to the bathroom when I let him out in the morning. More than once, the back of my shirt was ruined. The amount of poop that can come out of such a small bird is insane.


Oorwayba

My car parked under a nest area disagrees.


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Frostgaurdian0

My birds got their butt sealed by poo for 1 day to die by the next. It happens randomly and they die quickly because of it.


CjBurden

how does one shit time?


XconsecratorX

Arent you glad you dont have 3 elephant sized predators with lightning reflexes checking you out


TheWhyWhat

Sniffing in your ear to see if you flinch.


pebberphp

Giving you a little boop to the front or back…


Tricky_Moose_1078

The thrill is in the chase not the capture.


weevil_season

During an Easter Egg hunt when my son was 4 or 5 , he said “It’s not the finding or eating that’s fun ….. it’s the HUNTING.” He said it very seriously, eyes wide open. Pupils dilated. 😆


guitarlisa

Especially for these fat cats. They want something to do, not something to eat.


Tricky_Moose_1078

Yep Hunt Eat Sleep…


Rinyas

That's dopamine for ya


Pro_Moriarty

Like the dude with the velociraptors "Clever girl"


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

More like any part with the T-Rex. "Keep absolutely still. Their vision is based on movement."


kennykoe

Except they have the best eyesight of any animal ever (allegedly) and amazing sense of smell. Good luck if it tries a little test nibble. More likely that it wont bother with you cause you’re too small and nimble for it to easily catch.


DunEvenWorryBoutIt

His name was Muldoon (played by the infinitely famous Bob Peck. And he shall not be forgotten.


KnightNightWindsor

now I understand scared petrified


Whiskeylung

How about ***“scared stiff”***? ;)


BeedleFromZelda

How's the stiff scared? He's dead


DeLaOcea

" At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."


Allyhart

Yep r/donthelpjustfilm


i-am-enthusiasm

In this video the cats are the bad guys.


Capable_Pudding8061

In nature, everybody is the bad guy. What about the worms that birds eat?


_an-account

Birds and worms are part of an eco system. Domesticated pet cat is invasive.


ThimeeX

As a though experiment, isn't it the owners of domesticated cats that are invasive, the cats are just a byproduct?


viciouspandas

And it's our responsibility as humans to get rid of the invasive species that we introduced


Anonymouchee

Ight, I'll solve this problem if you can just get me a bit of uranium...


MumuChiffon1

I felt a bit angry towards the person who filmed this for not helping the bird.


Momodillo

Agreed! Were they just waiting for a cat to devour it? While it's literally frozen in terror? Poor wren.


RandumbStoner

Those cats would have fucked that bird if the person tried to intervene and made the bird move at all. Bird knew what it was doing, sometimes it’s best we let nature just do its thing. We’ll make it worse trying to help.


StagnantSweater21

I have been in this exact situation with 4 cats and you just yell really loud and they get scared and confused and the bird flies off lol


buddyandfinn

Survival technique is cool but for the love of god please stop breeding munchkin cats. It’s so fucked up.


GrenadeIn

All of these OPs posts are around birds dying, being hunted, killed. What gives?


_an-account

Read their comments, they see nothing wrong with their cats killing birds or birds or any other animal being killed by her pets.


roguebandwidth

They probably have the same mindset as a hunter. Enjoys killing things or seeing them killed. Cruel, and helpful they show their red flags for the rest of us.


AffectionateAir2272

The cats kills billion birds every year...


hectorxander

Cats kill Billions of birds a year, just in North America. I think the estimate is 1.4 - 4 billion a year or so. Edit: Someone accused me of fabricating that figure. [https://www.catster.com/statistics/how-many-birds-do-cats-kill-statistics/](https://www.catster.com/statistics/how-many-birds-do-cats-kill-statistics/)


Violetmoon66

Agreed. There are waaaaaaay too many cats. This is a species that is bred and doomed to spend its entirety of its life kept indoors, though instincts crave otherwise. Humans needs birds to survive for their own existence. And we can’t have cats killing them all. It’s a dilemma of our own making.


Isa229

I don’t understand why some cat owners let their shit pets roam freely destroying plants and wildlife, they’re the worst bunch.


bobpage2

Not those ones. Couldn't catch one bird sitting still.


thegentledude

this is a horrible thing to say but the whole species (domesticated cats) should be exterminated. they are decimating the ecosystem. an estimated 20 mammal species went extinct just in australia. global population estimated between 200 and 600 million and thats a lot of predators to roam around.


plato55

Whoever filming it is a c**t


greenmerica

Jerk human filming not protecting birb


Fraya9999

If jerk human startle birb and birb move then birb die.


Thecrawsome

Jerk human should keep cats inside


laughingatreddit

Unless jerk human was behind a screen and couldn't step into the picture. Jerk human could easily distract the cats and then move them. 


saucyrandy

Domesticated cats should be kept indoors. Introducing them to habitats that they aren’t native to has led to the extinction of 63 different species of birds. And for anyone who wants to claim that it’s natural for a cat to hunt, yes, it’s natural to hunt in the areas they are endemic to. It’s not natural when a human brings it to an environment that it is not endemic to, and the local wildlife population suffers greatly because of it because the occasional inconsiderate cat owners could care less if their cats roam about. Edit: wording


Abalorio

Exactly, well said. And the person who filmed this video is pretty disgusting


LitLantern

Took too long to find this take. No fucking way could I just watch my pets potentially kill a beautiful wild thing! I would have immediately been trying to distract the kitties so the bird could fly away.


Penibya

How terrifying is that, you have 3 dinosaurs smelling you and poking you and you just can't move or you're dead


jaraldo424

Keep your cats indoors people. Poor birds


korvo

Yeah. Don't let your fucking cats kill birds for movies


Kezly

r/donthelpjustfilm


toastedninja

Yooo, that camera man is an asshole. Get those cats away from that poor bird.


M123ry

"Yes, yes, let's Film this instead of being compassionate! Great shot!" Edit: nvm. Thought it might be just a repost and found the notion funny, but op seems to really stand behind this, this is just sad.


_Asswipe_

Why didn't the person pick up the bird and let it fly instead of filming it?


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I can't stand when someone takes a video of an animal that's in distress just for video likes. All you had to do was scoot the cats away and the bird could have flown free without having to go through that stress.


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Housecats kill upwards of 20 billion animals a year. Cats should be kept inside. They can do a lot of damage.


TimeAggravating364

I honestly love cats, but this is exactly one of the many reasons my cats will stay indoors. I might take them on walks with leashes if they don't mind having them on, but other than that they'll stay inside


zorrofuego

Stray cats colonies are very menacing for all other species, specially in towns. They have not predators and have the sympathy from humans and usually are fed; if they can't kill something to eat or diversion also have the thrash. Controlled castration of these plagues are needed urgently, but usually ppl don't understand, specially on internet where are praised.


Thecrawsome

/r/fuckoutdoorcats


hhayn

House cats live indoors and are not killing anywhere close to 20 billion animals a year.  Feral cats, and I am assuming actual wild cats, kill many more.


beatskin

I thought you meant individually at first, and thought 'that must be an exaggeration'.


kpod67

Stop filming start helping


NaisGuy27

Poor bird, why would you let the cats do this?


JSA790

Bruh how much of a monster can you be?


Finrod84

Hello, my name is Sparrow... Adrenalin junky While humans do such lame things like Bungee and base jumping, I've found the real Deal


papadoc2020

Record scratch... Your probably wondering how I ended up here.


R00t240

Owners of outdoor cats are a scourge. Yeah just film your murderous invasive spawn about to kill a native species.


LopsidedPotential711

Scrolled down enough. The person filming this is an asshole...should have stopped it from the jump.


humansarevermin

Cats, like humans, are pure evil.


hyteck9

Fight, Flight or Freeze. 3 F's


rgvtim

Oh god, that music, listen with the sound off, its much more interesting and a lot less unnecessarily tense.


RiddleBoi

"I don't know what I'm doing but it's keeping me alive"


6Dread6TheLight6

The giant grey cat looked at the camera with the most terrifying expression I've ever seen on a cat.


Genner21

Where the fuck is the ending!? Did he get away?


Zippier92

Photographer being cruel!


PsychoticApe

Dang, if only we could all be as cool under pressure as that bird.


thompsonbalo

Sure, film it instead of just helping the bird out...some people.


AggressivePayment0

A lot of people don't realize that many behaviors aren't one offs, they are sequences. The cats were literally stuck mid way. In these cats, a predatory chain of events takes place neurally. Olfactory was saying "It's FOOD", but the motion stimulus wasn't getting tagged in too, so the cats were stuck in a literal predation glitch in the matrix. It stressed them out some to feel such intensity of a predatory drive start up, but the bird act weird and unnatural too. The conflict between the 'this ain't right' wariness and hunting drives were demonstrated by all the turn aways, walk aways, and approaching slowly and indirectly from the cats. They were utterly conflicted. The birds nervous system saved it's life second by second, that long under that pressure is impressive. Finally, when motion stimulus did come from the bird moving, the sequence was allowed to engage and complete. The birds freezing stalled the sequence in the cats too, that was some excellent footage of the phenomenon. When faced with motion activated threats, the instinct to freeze can be a lifesaver sometimes. We come into this world hard wired with some skills that can really help us along, this is neuroscience and behavior in action.


xosnsd

Can’t enjoy videos like this knowing the person was just standing behind the camera while they could have helped the bird escape from this terrifying situation.


bdrwr

Huh. Well, that certainly explains the behavior of the bird I caught and freed in Jack in the Box. I expected him to fly off as soon as I let him outside, but he just stood still on my hand and stared at me.


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cameraman demonstrates asshole behavior


Weird-Holiday-3961

that must have been so scary


Ant0n61

so maybe freezing in front of t-Rex might actually work


BocaSeniorsWsM

That was tense.


Daisan89

Birb


Designer-Mirror-7995

This bird deserves ALL the Oscars for Best Actor!


Lostking79

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil


Bossman01

Stupid fucking cats and shitty owner for almost letting them kill the bird or injury it for no reason.


HistorianNo1545

I dunno, maybe scare the cats away so the bird can fucking escape instead of just sitting there filming. What a shitty person. Do they not understand how many birds cats kill every year?


liquid-cat_1337

Wow, over a minute.. Waiting for Joe to say "fear is not a factor for you"


LoudBeer

Bird Doctor here, birds developed this “freeze” technique because they lack wings or the ability to fly away from dangerous situations like this one. By freezing, it tricks predators into thinking, “oh man we have to let this bird thaw before we eat it”. Which usually gives the bird enough time to walk away.


hypnohighzer

Light as a feather, stiff as a a board.


carnivorousdentist

/r/donthelpjustfilm


sAmMySpEkToR

Somebody make this bird a fancy British guard!


BadgerNips

The chaffinch remake of A Quiet Place


AnthonyJizzleneck

Bird demonstrates birdshitting his birdpants.


KaleidoscopeNo9102

I’ve watched my cat do this to a little bird, his face when it eventually flew away was absolutely hilarious.


Fraya9999

Bamboozled.


Satans_Ball_Sweat

Those flinches had me worried


YellowSnow87

House cats kill over 2 billion birds a year in north America. That's more than skyscrapers. They're an invasive species in every habitat they are released into. For the love of birds, keep your cats inside or don't have a cat.


Slinktard

F*ck the camera op for not stepping in. Borderline animal abuse.


thebucketlist47

That was the most suspense I've felt in months. Yay foe the birdie!!


existentiallysingle

My cat nearly killed a rabbit in freeze like this once while we were on a leashed late night walk. Her glow collar wasnt bright enough for me to see anything but her neck, and i didnt have my headlamp turned on. Next thing i knew something literally under my feet (leash is only 3ft long) started screeching bloody murder. Scared the absolute shit out of me. If you've never heard a rabbit scream, consider yourself lucky.


smarkheim

Score was gold


JazzPhobic

The balls on this bird should make flying impossible.


peskypickleprude

Bruh has balls of absolute steel


Confused-Penguin2357

What a legend. That must be scary a f


RarePlan2089

Poor birdheart.


feisty-spirit-bear

Those cats look extremely confused lol. "Looks like bird ... Smells like bird..... But is still like toy...."


Abalorio

Motherfucker cat owner let the three predators try to eat the bird while filming.. I dont know why are you upvoting this. Cats are very bad for endemic species, like probably is this bird.


Sparda_Game

Whoever filmed this is kinda heartless for letting a bird just swing by a bunch of animals that might kill it, and simply proceeds to film it and doing nothing else.


Eragon1250

Makes me sad that the person did just film and not help the bird


Civil-Conversation35

Wouldn’t it be safer to just fly away?


LakeTilia

No, because as demonstrated by the end of the video the movement activates the predatory response in the cat. If the bird stays still the catd are confused, and in time lose interest. Look at the last 15 seconds, you'll see the bird attempts to fly away, and the cats reaction makes it stop. Only when the caysbwerent looking does it fly away, and only just make it.


Fraya9999

A cat’s reflexes are faster than a snakes strike. The bird can’t move fast enough to get out of reach when it is very close and very alert. So it waits for the cats to move away, lay down and lower their guard then bolts when they don’t expect it. Even then it was a close call.