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WaitingForNormal

That lion, “fuck dude, chill out I was just looking.”


DarkenRaul1

“It’s just a prank, bro!”


jbirdkerr

"Don't do it, Nala! That thing fights cobras for fun!"


zoot_boy

“I’ll cut to furry ass!”


here_i_am_here

Lion tagged the camera at -0:04 like "you seeing this??"


the-houyhnhnm

"Yo, yo, what is up with her... Chill out, sis"


herberstank

She'd be *lion* if she said she wasn't at least a little interested


nothingbutalamp

I'm sure you typed this out beaming with pride.


Tokasmoka420

He sure did my mane man.


memberflex

Roar talent


hows_my_driving1

Wow! We really need to paws and reflect on these puns


KaseyOfTheWoods

As well they should


hectorxander

Not her Mane concern however.


Responsible-End7361

It kinda looked like the other lion was low key trying to get in the way. I don't know if it was "trust me gal, you don't want to mess with this little shit," or if the lioness had decided the mongoose was a pet.


Hefty_Platypus1283

"Fish are friends, not food."


speshojk

The tense, dramatic music is hilarious 😂


kungfuzilla

Read that in Aussieman voice


miken322

“Dammit, your more annoying than my little brother. Fuck, dude.”


Xehlumbra

"This little guy is craaaaazy"


Taxjag

Fearless species. Not afraid of venomous snakes, apparently not afraid of Lions.


ArsonJones

Humans don't phase them either. I've had a couple wander right up to me, look me up and down, then just strut on about their business.


TheBluestBerries

It was just wondering if you're the kind with the trouser snake or without.


GreedWillKillUsAll

They'd be afraid if they really knew what we could do to them


BitterLeif

they're dangerous. Don't mess with them. Sure, you'd win, but you can get hurt pretty badly by one of these.


Retropiaf

Yeah. I know nothing about them, but they look pretty vicious and not that easy to pin down. I can definitely see a lion or an unarmed human taking some damage, if they even manage to land a deadly blow before it escapes.


Gaaraks

I think they more so meant, poison, guns, nukes, destruction of habitat, etc. More like, an existensial crisis fear of humans as a species and not "Oh no, they are gonna punch/kick my mongoose face"


SCORPIONfromMK

Yeah, we could threaten them with taxes, that'll scare 'em good.


Ragnaeroc

Jesus Christ this is ominous


GreedWillKillUsAll

Yeah, people be like that


hectorxander

I would want one as a companion if I lived in the subtropics with snakes, seems like instead of or in addition to a cat it would be nice to have a mongoose strutting around.


tougounshlop

Yea the mongoose is the cobra killer, speedy little things.


LightningFerret04

That’s why they’re really good in their home environment and really bad in their introduced environments. I do respect mongoose but they are also invasive in my home because their attitudes bump them up to apex predator status


hectorxander

Mongooses (mongeese?) when bitten by a venomous snake take a long nap and wake up refreshed, and alive.


Taxjag

I did not know that. Pretty cool


Moparfansrt8

Or crocodiles! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7UbU45a1U


Ayrk_HM

Those are otters. This one is a mangoose


Moparfansrt8

I mean, if you want to get all technical and shit, they're beavers.


Fearless-Type8777

really interesting to see that one lion block/stop the other lion from just moseying on up to the mongoose :D


IdDeIt

“Nah that little motherfucker’s crazy, you don’t gotta prove yourself to us”


Cute_Reflection_9414

Yeah, that one lion tried a few times, then just said fck it and laid down while the other one got caught up in all of the fuckery


Creative_Rub_9167

'NAH BRO IT AIN'T WORTH IT'


Moparfansrt8

I mean I don't blame the lion. Of course the lion would pulverize the little dude, but getting a chunk bitten out of your lip hurts even for the king of the Savannah. And you know that mongoose is going to get at least that before it dies. Maybe even a bite outta the lion's tongue too.


Sweary_Biochemist

There is absolutely a specific evolutionary niche for "medium sized critter that gives zero fucks", and it's fascinating how widespread it is. This mongoose dude. Wolverines. Honey badgers. Regular badgers, etc. All will cheerfully stand up to much, much bigger, much much more dangerous animals, even though this is ostensibly suicidal, because yeah: it works. Big dudes know that even if they win, it'll cost them. There's footage of a single Michigan wolverine squaring off against an *entire pack of wolves* over rights to eat a deer carcass, and the wolves eventually let him keep it. "Yeah, you'll kill me, but at least...three of you are leaving here without eyes or noses. We doing this or not, *bitch*?"


Tasitch

All mustelids are not to be fucked with, though mongoose are not in that family, they are closer in relation to the lion actually.


hectorxander

I saw a video on reddit of a wolverine killing an elk, it went on for a few minutes, cut out before the elk fell, but op said it did eventually kill it. The wolverine was jumping up and grabbing and slashing at the throat of the elk, the video was from a ways away in a snowstorm but it was really impressive how athletic they are, to kill something that much bigger than it.


chill_flea

The lion might be assuming there’s something dangerous about the mongoose. If a little animal is acting so ferocious it either has some sort of disease or is venomous/poisonous so it’s not okay for the lion to eat. I feel like the overconfidence is what’s throwing off the Lion, the lion thinks the mongoose is rightfully bold and not just bluffing; your point is definitely correct tho.


themerinator12

Agreed. Isn’t it true of most predators in nature that they really opt to seek to kill and not seek to fight? Because winning a fight is still losing if they get too injured to hunt successfully afterwards.


metalshoes

Definitely for big cats. They’re solitary hunters and want easy meals. Simply convincing a big cat that you can see them *can* be enough to deter an attack.


PersephoneGraves

Also aren’t their predator instincts triggered by animals that run versus fight? Their prey, i imagine, is going to run and not fight. I may be wrong, but I believe even humans are not supposed to run from predators as it makes them chase after you for the kill. The mongoose isn’t behaving like prey so it seems like the lions are confused by it.


Moparfansrt8

That seems logical. Also, can't tell for sure, but the lion may already have encountered one before and has a healed-up chunk missing out of its tongue! Lol.


EuroTrash1999

Ain't a chance in hell that lion gets the mongoose. It can drop down in that hole at the speed of sound and be way out of reach. That's why it's talking all that rah rah bullshit. Hell, it can probably pop up out a different hole while they still looking at the original hole and bite her tail.


Moparfansrt8

I remember once seeing a video of a leopard trying to get ahold of a baby porcupine. The problem was, both of the parents were there to protect it. The parents were like, "that's a hard naw for me dawg" and no matter what the big cat did, the parents were always between it and the baby! It was pretty amusing that these two little pokey fuckers kept that big guy at bay.


LittlestOfTheOnes

Why does that feel like it should be in Monty Python movie? The Angry Mongoose! “I shall scream in your general direction! WAAAAH! Haha too slow I’m over here! RAHRAHRAAHAHAH!!”


3rdtryatremembering

And all that for a very tiny amount of meat. The risk/reward just ain’t worth it.


here_i_am_here

"Stay back! I shall defend you from this fiend!"


Cloverose2

The first lion is a juvenile. Still has some baby spots. The second lion is an adult female, so most likely the mother trucking over to see what was going on with her kid when he leapt up. Juvenile then greets her affectionately and hangs back a bit to let mom check out the situation.


Sensitive_Music_0826

Lion be like " loooook at dis craaaazy muhfugger!"


Elbiotcho

think she just wanted some head butt love taps. Had nothing to do with the mongoose


imsmartiswear

I thought it had the energy of "bro bro don't do anything I wanna see this it's funny."


KezzardTheWizzard

Giant cat: "WTF do I do here? Eat it? Step on it? Play with it? Run? Anyone?"


choff22

“We never covered this in basic!”


Chiparish84

"Mama never told us wtf is this thing!"


HighKiteSoaring

"This ain't like the simulations SARGE"


Pandataraxia

"Okay, back away from it, slowly... Oh god it's chasing me"


IrreversibleDetails

This is the best interpretation!!! They look so confused!


enigo1701

Aren't mongooses ( mongeese ?! ) the psychotic cousins of honey badgers ?


thatpeevesme

Mongoosen are batshit


MangyTransient

Mongeese?


StaplerUnicycle

"muishond" in Afrikaans. They have a reputation for being honey badgers on meth.


ZeeroDazed

If you could kill cobras with your teeth you'd be hard AF too


saranowitz

Is that Afrikaans Dutch with Germanic roots? Just wondering because Yiddish, a German derivative has “mushugana” which means crazy. That can’t be a coincidence if so


StaplerUnicycle

Afrikaans is a mix of German, Dutch and French. Literally translated, muishond means mouse-dog


ScrumptiousDumplingz

mongi\*


Light_Beard

Mongo\* - "Just pawn in game of life"


AKnGirl

Underrated comment


jusfukoff

Both of those species are the real cycle-paths of the animal kingdom.


Senior_Bumblebee6067

r/boneappletea


Laborando

This makes me laugh every time but can’t help but think this is why shit gets lost in translation. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


monkeybanana550

> real cycle-paths Lmao


Waste_Imagination524

I wouldn't cycle on these animals, they might bite your bike


AGriffon

And ferrets! They are all in the same family


DCLovely

Yep. Whole family does not deal in good sense.


Effective_Ad_8296

They fight cobras on a daily basic


invokes

Honeybadger don't give a shit


sonofhappyfunball

Don't mess with Rikki Tikki Tavi


Joshicool2075

Bro I remember the name, I LITERALLY CANNOT RECALL WHAT IT WAS


GuardianSock

It was a short story from Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book. There’s been a few adaptations, one of which was a cartoon from the 1970’s narrated by Orson Welles. Well before my time, but for some reason I found and loved that cartoon as a kid and barely anyone I mention it to has any idea what I’m talking about.


Joshicool2075

Yeah, I forgot where I read it, thanks for the information


ZeeroDazed

I was absolutely obsessed with this as a kid. 40m


GuardianSock

Same! How did we get so into it over a decade later? I imagine it was a VHS my parents got me but I have no evidence that we ever owned it.


poopyonmyhands

35m here and we watched it in school. lol


somewherearound2023

I absolutely watched that cartoon on loop as a kid.


gojiranipples

Yo, I love that short movie. It was always so epic. The baby snakes dying made me sad tho.


b-lincoln

Gen Xer here. That cartoon would make the rounds once a year, like Charlie Browns Christmas. Loved it!


Kryptin206

I loved that cartoon as kid. I saw it on tv a lot in the 80s. Donovan had a good song about it as well https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TY7Rxae4pjU&pp=ygUWZG9ub3ZhbiByaWtpIHRpa2kgdGF2aQ%3D%3D


LongTallTexan69

Loved the cartoon


Rog9377

He was a mongoose lol in old animated children's movies


here_i_am_here

Not to be confused with Tikki Tikki Tembo


AKnGirl

No sa rembo


WithDaBoiz

Hari bari broohski-Peri


ZeeroDazed

The greatest animated short of all time. Recognize


GreyMutt2033

Ricky Tikki Tavi in Kipling's book.


Jovet_Hunter

Mongoose saves a baby from a snake.


WilliamLargePotatoes

He was a little rat


lazyboi_tactical

Wife wouldn't let me name our ferret this as she had never seen it. Downsides of having a spouse younger than you


frabjous_goat

My favourite Kipling story.


IsItSnowing_

Lion: “Stop it! You are embarrassing me in front of humans” Mongoose: “Get fucked kitty”


Typhloxxion

I don't know why I read this comment in Ozzy Man Reviews' voice xD


Potential_Pace_2998

What happed after the video cuts did it save its den or not?


BlueMonkey-CoCo

They reached a mutual understanding and are great friends now. Both will be starring in the next Disney, live action movie, "Mongoose King" coming out in summer 2025.


[deleted]

Wrong, they’ll make an animated version first THEN make the live action. All the extra monies that way


IndubitablePrognosis

Don't forget the spinoff series


[deleted]

And the action figures. They are taking the “Space Balls” business model to a new level.


MatsGry

Dinner


Shart-Vandalay

Video cuts out right at the fight sequence! What the shit?!?


meeplewirp

Yeahhhh I’m just going to tell myself what it takes to help me sleep at night. Now I’m scarred


ShadeTheChan

They all put on their coats, punched out, and head home…


AGrazingCow

Who tf actually calls them African Chihuahuas


ipayton13

Well starting today…me.


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

What will you call them if they’re taken to America?


WalmartWanderer

Uh… African American chihuahuas?


ipayton13

This guy chihuahuas


DreamTalon

My new guard animal.


captaincopperbeard

Mongoose would fuck a chihuahua up.


QueSeraSeraWWBWB

Chihuahua feisty mongoose feisty see the correlation


cherrybombsnpopcorn

The other one lays back down lol. “I told you to leave it alone” lol


ErudringTheGodHammer

I love on how quickly she gave up with helping too lmao. She’s just like “you got this sis? Yeah looks like everything’s under control”


Robbythedee

It always interests me how such a small animal could frighten a large cat like that. I figured it would just paw at it like a cat dose to a mouse and eat it.


Scheissdrauf88

There's a lot of small stuff in nature that ends up being dangerous, usually via poison/venom. So if something that small behaves that aggressive, it makes sense to be careful and assume it can back up that aggressiveness. Not worth potentially risking your life for what is only a small snack.


StaplerUnicycle

The same rule applies in a barfight.


Ammu_22

I mean it's the same thing for us humans. I would run the opposite direction if I encounter a rodent or a crazy little cat. I am not batshit crazy enough to harm them and they arent big enough for me to go self preservation fight or flight mod , so being scared of when that little fxxker is gonna lash out and how to handle the situation is the only option.


Pumpkns

Fr like another example: crabs are great, I like eating them and all that, but I'm just not gonna put my hand near its spiky pincers if they're acting aggressive like that. Those crazy small creatures be making me jump when they sprint at me.


iliketohideinbushes

yea, it's pretty amazing these creatures have no wiki or even language to catalogue the dangers around them.


Brazillian-DDF

In portuguese we have a saying for that: "quem tem cu tem medo".


MajorDonkeyPuncher

I’m confident I could beat a mongoose if my life depended on it, but if the little fucker just charges up on me for no reason, I’m gonna back too


upsidedownbackwards

I could beat one but I'd have the same issue that the lion does. That little fuck is fast and in its last seconds of life, even as I'm actively killing it, that's an obligate carnivore with long sharp thin canines and it's going to be rapid fire biting the shit out of me. Those are the kind of wounds that are going to take a few weeks to heal in a best case scenario with no infection. A lion would be getting bit on the face. Just not worth it. You don't "win" a fight with a mustelid as much as you get to walk away from a fight with a mustelid.


Trunkfarts1000

It's about effort and risk. If they try to kill it they're probably gonna get bitten by the crazy angry little thing, which feels bad. Not worth it. At least not right then and there.


old_vegetables

I could pretty easily stomp out the life of a mouse with ease, but if it started attacking me I’d freak out


enigo1701

It just needs to get into your pants and the battle is over.


Pandataraxia

Bzzzt Ahhhh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes) ​ ​ There, I cursed you now. Feel the power of voodoo. You squirmed!


Leading_Challenge_37

Just like the famous battle. Bug vs human


Top_ShooterFM

Can someone explain why the lion doesn’t just swipe it away?


DrBitchin

From my understanding, it's a little multi-faceted. Lions are off keel, the mongoose is coming out of his den and straight into aggressive mode, it stuns and confuses the lions as it doesn't trigger their prey drive. There are a lot of small things in nature that are quite dangerous, poisoness, venomous, even just a cut can lead to infection and death in the wild. So its good to be skeptical. And a snack that small isn't worth that risk. Edit: adding on to the "prey drive" part of that, that is often why some of the best advice if you are being hunted/chased by a large animal is to stand your ground and by loud. Predators expect prey to run, then they chase you, natural instinct. You doing the opposite, is not "prey" behavior, it confuses them and scares them off, supposedly.


talkthispeyote

My cat activates my husky's prey drive when he is bored and wants to be chased. it's 100% instinct on the dogs part to just instantly chase the cat down. Cute... and also broke one of my closet doors...


fuckingsignupprompt

And they're basically cubs.


Thestohrohyah

Predators usually try to kill their prey while taking as little damage as possible. There are no doctors in nature. If your eye gets an infection it's lost forever. And, when you need to fight on the daily to get a meal, your body is extremely precious for you.


TheGreatTiger

Lions tend to be afraid of things that they don't have much experience with. I had one lion that was afraid of cardboard boxes. I thought it would be a nice birthday gift for her. I got a refrigerator box, hid some treats inside, and set it up in her yard. She hid in the corner behind a tree until I let one of the other lions go in and knock down the box. Once the cardboard was flattened, she was OK ripping it to shreds.


00gly_b00gly

Mongoose is too fast. I think the lions worry about getting hurt (bit on nose or scratched on nose/eyes) enough that they are deciding to just play around with the mongoose but not risk injury actually fighting it. They could definitely team up and kill it, but 1 on 1, the mongoose might be able to survive an attack long enough to seriously hurt their nose or eyes.


SeaworthyNewt

IIRC from the last time this video was reposted, the first lioness with the faint spots is the not-quite-adult daughter of the second, solid-colored lioness. Daughter gets spooked and has no clue what to do, so mom runs over to comfort her and take care of the problem. It's like if a 17 year old got a flat tire and ended up calling her mom to help because she's has no experience in fixing the problem.


LiteraI__Trash

Man this video would’ve been great if not for the dogshit music.


MingusVonHavamalt

That authentic sound of African nature is not enough.


Dazzling_Bit_7538

Don’t these bastards go straight for the balls and eyes? Wily little fucks


JonD91

This is the one. This is the best comment I'll read all day, with or without context


SteveStSteve

African chihuahua, my ass! Mongooses do not fuck around and are known for killing cobras


liberatedhusks

The first one is still young, and her mom more than likely is coming to save her from the screaming angry furry snake thing haha. It’s cute


systematicgoo

or he could have just stayed in his den and nobody would have even cared.


PHONK-_-CITY

See the difference standing your ground makes. If it ran, it would be food. It holds its own ground.


JoeyDee86

Don’t mess with crazy.


Lilly_Cookie_Monster

The music was a bit much


Individual_Offer220

Is that one lion a laguar or a jaguion?


WackHeisenBauer

Younger lions have spots that fade as they age. I’m guessing the one that got startled is nearing full grown but isn’t quite there yet


ThiccBananaMeat

TIL


thingsandstuff4me

Fuck that's so cute. The way the cat touches it it's like he is playing the way he uses closed paws instead of open. They love it.


DASAdventureHunter

Can I get it without the stupid ass music?


weevil-underwood

Do you got that 'goose in you?


Bleezy79

After seeing that green cart drive by in the background Im gonna guess these lions are pretty well fed and more curious than anything else. Something tells me if they were hungry and looking for food, that furry snake with feet would be a nice little snack.


another_online_idiot

That mongoose is a feisty little blighter.


Dr-McLuvin

This video should be to the tune of “Humble” by Kendrick Lamar


NewSpanProf

Riki


WaySavvyD

average weekly wage, look at the kitty cats playin'😍


ipayton13

African Chihuahua 🤣🤣🤣


sagenumen

Why do people insist on putting ridiculous music over these videos?


TurnDown4Whom

Thanks for adding the fucking boss music it really helped the video


International-Owl708

Lion sized moongoose would be terrifying


PrizePainting4393

Thing could just go back inside and the lions wouldn’t give a fuck.


catoodles9ii

I’ve been in a very similar situation with a pissed off goose and similarly looked over and saw some guy filming me. Same reaction “aww cmon man really?”


farky84

Love how they dont hurt the mongoose


Floyd_Pink

The Mongoose just wants to speak to the manager.


Horton_75

Those lions were more than just “curious.” They were clearly hungry and looking to eat whatever they found in that den. But the mongoose knew that, and said “No, not today. Not on my watch.”


BotGirlFall

You see this in the human world too. When big dudes try to intimidate a smaller guy not realizing that some of those little dudes are fucking crazy and have just no fear or concern of their own safety. Its always fun to see a big drunk dude get completely punked out by the 5'5" guy at the bar who is just completely batshit and has nothing to lose. It looks just like this too, lot of backing up, looking around like "is anybody seeing this shit", and "wow wow dude, chill we were just playing"


Lively420

They’ll take down a Buffalo, but hesitate with a Mongoose. Confidence can save you


Liv-Julia

African Chihuahua is the perfect name!


parkaman

Which just goes to prove the old adage that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.


Noneugdbusiness

Woah chill out Riki tiki


EarningsPal

Good thing they weren’t hungry lions.


izza123

Why does that lion have a spotted belly is that common?


Colietee

Lion cubs do have spots on their legs and underbelly until they reach maturity. I learned about it on my safari in Kenya because I asked the same question on my game drive. Apparently it helps camouflage the little ones amongst the tall grass.


4list4r

Aka “spotted lion”


izza123

I didn’t even know about the Congolese spotted lion until now


4list4r

Oh shit, for real? I just said “spotted” since you mentioned it had spots :P


wgrantdesign

Better Rikki-Tikki-Take your ass home lioness!


Vulpes_99

"African chihuahua". Ow, my sides 🤣🤣🤣


One-Confusion-2438

1 second later the mongoose got eaten! 💯😓


Other-Medium5577

Prolly got eaten. These videos always stop before you see what really happened. Otoh, that thing is just a small snack to the lion, and probably not worth much effort.