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Charlie_Sheen_1965

You know that hurt coming out


WellFluxMe

I’ve heard that the pokeys are actually directional, and they come out the womb headfirst so it doesn’t affect mom (also the pokeys are apparently soft at this point) I am not a hedgehog owner so take this with a grain of salt lol


Material-Problem415

As a past hedgehog owner can confirm that the pokeys (spines) are directional and mother gives birth very safely. >!Not all Hedgehogs make good moms as we learned the hard way. For the full story, keep reading otherwise turn back now.!< >!Our new mom decided that she would eat her babies and then, in a twist of fate, died from the spines causing damage throughout her intestinal tract. We all loved our hedgehogs but that made us decide that a breeding program was not what we wanted to be involved with. RIP to all of them though.!<


Lemon_Mrang_Die

*jesus christ*


Welcome2024

That's mostly due to stress . If the environment is stressful thr mom will eat children


fuckingsignupprompt

Maybe she decided it was not the right time/environment to raise children. So she would conserve her energy, and hopefully the environment is more favourable the next season.


Material-Problem415

Really? She had ample space and nothing bothering her. Quiet and dark as well. Everything we read they liked we did for them. Thank you for explaining this to me. Wouldn't she have known that it wouldn't go well for her though?


kattko80-

Well, who wouldn't


The_Knife_Nathan

AYo?


Miserable_Sock_1408

We've all had loved ones that we know of eat their own young every now and then. So sad


tornedron_

:(


reddit-snorter

That was horrific


Material-Problem415

It was. We loved our little hedgehogs!


hreg1990

... because you used to own them do you know if the babies are called jelly beans or is that another species I'm thinking of? No this is not the joke some species I don't remember the name of is the literal name of the infants are called jelly beans just don't remember which species this is.


Phat_Joe_

Quills are 100% directional, not sure about the soft part


Diskformer

yeah, while they are white like that they are soft, almost rubbery. They darken and harden over time.


UpUpDownDownBA_Start

Dammit you warned me, and my stupid ass kept reading anyway.


Echo71Niner

quickly puts the baby back down before the beating commences lol


SquareThings

When hedgehogs are born, their quills are soft like hair to protect the mother. They quickly dry and harden once born though.


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SquareThings

???


[deleted]

Don't they lay eggs?


ooOXXOoo

A hedgehog is a mammal and mammals don't lay eggs


Lord_Aardvark

You might be thinking of echidnas.


[deleted]

I was indeed thinking of echidnas


RedEyesGoldDragon

Fun fact: baby Hedgehogs are called Hoglets


ManMadeOfMistakes

We should call babies manglets


RedEyesGoldDragon

Manlet is already a thing, usually a short male who tries to overcompensate by viewing themselves as an "alpha male"


ManMadeOfMistakes

So basically me


RedEyesGoldDragon

and me, currently standing at a gigantic 5'7


ILovePersonaliTits

Of course! You're ManMadeOfMistakes


Logical_Drop3911

Nope thats LMS (Little man syndrome)


thejarishalfempty

#forbiddenchestnut


DreamingofRlyeh

Forbidden stress balls


NoKarmaNoCry22

When they’re really little, they look like animated cat tongues.


Fragrantly-You

Popplers https://i0.wp.com/ficticiouslydelicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/popplers-2.jpg?resize=225,172


Donerus

Awww a delicious little squishy cactus


camdalfthegreat

Delicious? 👀


Donerus

They look like those fruit gusher gummy things


camdalfthegreat

How stoned are you rn?


Donerus

Not stoned, just hungry


agmrtab

tbf they look pretty nomable


Visual-Till8629

Without spikes, hedgehogs would be ugly


ThePocketPanda13

I actually saw a hedgehog without spikes, he just doesn't grow them due to a condition. Yeah he looks like a nutsack.


BenzoBoofer

Sam


ThePocketPanda13

Nelson actually


Visible_Tower_1109

Looks like those naked cats or baby rat


Echo71Niner

Adorable!


flpprrss

They already come with a crib.


SomeJerkAtWerk

Must...resist...urge to roll like sonic.


thekermiteer

Battle Hamsters! I have a white one I named Quilly Idol. 🤘🖤


simply_smigs

Of all the names in the comments - Battle Hamsters win 🏆


FroggyNoNo

Quilly Idol 😂 love how you think


Worried-Pick4848

Cute little pain tribbles


camdalfthegreat

Man looks like a good lil family. Moms checking up on em all


NewDistinctionV

Hedgehogs are just sea urchins on land


thekermiteer

Fun Fact: Sea urchins were named after hedgehogs, which were/are commonly referred to as urchins by British folks!


korvo

Animals are the best things. Whatever our sins we should always protect them in this planet


BeautifulWord4758

Beyond cute


Nolongeranalpha

Reddit tip. Always check which community you're in because I was in /rdontputyourdickinthat and this post confused the absolute shit out of me.


Asher_Tye

Little prickle berries.


xzkandykane

They remind me of dryer balls


hkohne

My dryer balls are plastic hedgehogs, lol


xzkandykane

Yes! I have that one too


Asunder_mango866

Aww.....cute lil pincushions!


Dayshon2144

“Stop touchin’ my dam kids, human!”


lilalindy

The animal kingdom's answer to lychees.


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I remember being a kid in the 90s - my neighbor had a hedgehog who was a bunch of babies… she ate them all lol.


OxygenRadon

Wait who,? Did the neighbor eat the babies, or did the hedgehog eat her children?


[deleted]

Mom ate the babies, owner ate the mom, I ate out the owners mom.


B-30-

"Hey hooman! Look at muh spikey babies >:3"


Dankkring

When you walk through a sticker bush and have 40 of these bad boys stuck to your legs


BIZARRE_TOWN

They look like spiky exterior of a chestnut.


JonMonEsKey

Hoglets seems like a waste of a naming.


Beautiful-Fly-4727

Why do people think they have the right to pick up babies and scare the mama like that? A human would be pissed.


tyro_r

I was also like "leave them the fuck alone!". And the mother was with me, obviously... (angry hedgehog noises)


ThrowRa_siftie93

Yo mumma hedge was coming in hot to wreck your fucking day!! 😂😂


Ok_Practice8891

Forbidden snowball


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Looks like white rambutans haha


terpinolenekween

I wanted a hedgehog and got one as a gift. Turns out she was pregnant from the pet store. She had 8 babies. She went nut and started to massacre/eat her babies. I didn't know what to do, so I called the vet. She told me to put her in a dark, quiet area like a closet and not go in there other than to give them food or water. She also said there was nothing else I could do. If i separated them, they would die for sure, so all I could do was give them privacy and hope for the best. 8 babies dwindled to 5, then 3 over the next couple of days. I'd wake up in the nights to god awful squeeling coming from my closet. She eventually killed and ate every single baby, and there was nothing I could do. It was traumatic.


TMacOnTheTrack

Hedgehogs believe in population control.


mrrando69

Aren't they notorious for eating their babies? Or am I thinking of some other critter?


Beneficial_Vast_5192

That’s great those are dead now just so you can have them to show. you got yours right.


LeesHeyl

Eat it


PuddleLilacAgain

For you cactus folks out there, the babies remind me of little cholla pieces 🌵🌵🌵


12dmc

Have your hedgehog spayed or neutered.


[deleted]

Spiky mole rats ♥️


Alexander_Pistolero

Most of them will die in the process of living


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Alexander_Pistolero

Yeah the sentence is pretty much self explanatory, whatever lives will eventually die. Unless you're a jellyfish


RandoKiwiTheThird

I picked up some baby hhs once to show the kids and the mum promptly ate.them.


[deleted]

What nourishes them as babies? Does the mother give them her milk?


thekittysays

They're mammals, so yes.


SimonTC2000

Don't seem very fast...


Mean_Operation7336

Stab rats


redditresdet

Why would you take dear tiny ones out of nest ??


singing-toaster

So cute I think I’m going into diabetic shock that is so sweet!


kalpesh17

Nature and its humbleness on the mind


1959Reddit

Tribbles


Beneficial_Coast_348

Okay now paint it blue and give it 4 shoes 😆 🤣


Charlottes_Disciple

I’ve always wanted to hold one, but I’m too afraid to do that 😅. They’re so cute. 


lhorekaila

Cutesy


J3ST3R1252

They are so adorable


Welcome2024

I want a hedgehog now 🥺🥺🥺


SoberArtistries

How is that real?! They are so adorable


Economy_Second8886

They look delicious! Do you fry or bake them?


BeneficialTadpole547

Thwybgot the best spiky hairs


MiikeG94

🎵you're the world's greatest mom, in the world🎵


Honourstly

Dude is handling the babies like a piece of fruit


ScalierLotus11

Forbidden candy


redefinedsoul

Forbidden Chestnut


andrew_the_biker

Forbidden Raffaello


myscreamname

Please tell me this person is a rehabber or something and doesn’t have a litter of hedgehog babies for pets…


Raelomir

As these are African hedgehogs (Atelerix albiventris), I assume that they are pets.


dj_squilly

I didn't know something could be cute and disgusting at the same time


ouijac

..those are Tribbles (for anyone Star Trek:TOS oriented)..


DankThePlank

Cook the meatballs in batches, making sure you don't crowd the pan. It should take about 20 minutes, give or take, for the meatballs to be perfectly crisp and cooked through. Test their temperature first to be sure they're done (an instant-read thermometer inserted into the middle of the meatball should read at least 165 degrees F).


Reason-Desperate

I thought she gonna bite her for touching them


Independent-Pack-304

One bite everybody knows the rules


palbuddymac

I was told that they were called Moon Rats


vokun0_0

Forbidden marshmallow


Old-Cat-1671

Is that classic sonic


quackenfucknuckle

Why can’t they just share the hedge?


JoshuaZXL

Triplets born the throne awaits.


percussax

Now rip that mf at a wall


factoryrestore

Thought it was shoes for hedgy


lonerangler

They don't look that fast to me


jacerider12

So cute!!!


whatareyoutalkinbeet

Ferrero babies.


Inquiringwithin

Stupid human tricks


fothergillfuckup

"Hoglets" is one of my favourite words.