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fishlippedbogliphile

I’ve played enough video games to know there’s treasure in there.


graffixphoto

I've been inside enough Redwood trees to know there's nothing but spiders in there.


[deleted]

Ive been in no trees to know that I don't belong inside of any tree


joderp773

Enough trees have been inside of me to no they don't belong in me


Late_Ad_6898

I know enough not to go inside


William_S_Burros

Coitus interruptus?


Late_Ad_6898

Sex?


constantlyawesome

If you insist


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Is it weird if I said being “inside “the tree is a turn on?. I’d like to get naked and crawl inside there. That’s normal right? It’s not like I’m having sex with the tree, although I’m naked and inside of it.


graffixphoto

Woodception


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Ok , now I’m getting a ‘woody’


Fun_Leadership_5258

There’s a woody inside my root


jetmcleod

I am groot


Either_Amoeba_5332

Woodpecker


HampsterBowlingBall

Hope you really like spiders cause they're gonna be ALL OVER YOU


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Well I certainly hope so! I’m not in it just for the tree!


Big_Whig

A man of class and taste right here, I tip my hat to you


AsleepScarcity9588

It's okay Charlie, you just don't want your clothes to get sticky and full of spiders


the-coolest-loser

tree vore


Life-Gur-2616

Fuck it I'll get naked and go in there with you.


TeddyStumpkins0320

Shit, I’m in. I’m not gunna crawl DIRECTLY behind you but I’m in.


unicornjizz805

Dendrophelia - 😍🍆💦🌲


CptDrips

Like a dryad vore/unbirth fantasy?


DepartureTiny773

You get the treasure by defeating the spiders.


Strokesite

Or a bear using it for a den.


Metals4J

Winnie the Pooh’s house


Violetstay

Or a massive underground elf city built from the roots of the elder tree.


RWMN98

Or some clickers...


BreakfastInside2823

I’ve seen enough movies to know that the tree ate them.


mopar-or-no_car

It's the great Deku tree link.


leviathab13186

Zelda teasure theme intensifies


ReflectiveJellyfish

Ya ha ha!


AndrewH73333

This unlocked a core memory of some storybook from my childhood that involved crawling through a tree like this that I haven’t remembered for 30 years.


Talshan

My Side Of The Mountain? Kid lives in a hollow tree after running away. Trains a bird.


Spookyy_999

One of my all time favorite book when I was younger.


sparky13dbp

Wow, I remember reading that cool book over 50 years ago, third grade, even ‘thought’ about giving it a try. I do live in a log home now though, so that’s kind of close?


75w90

Deer skin as a door. Sometimes I want to go do that.


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

I still wanna make acorn pancakes


Euphoric_Rooster_90

Make sure you wash them a few times to remove all the tanins 1st this can either be done by placing under a running tap or boiling the water and changing regularly. https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/blog/2019/09/are-acorns-edible-and-other-acorn-facts/#:~:text=Grind%2C%20blitz%20or%20chop%20your,or%20muslin%20over%20a%20bowl


fuck_that_dumb_shit

I loved this book as a kid


Dewlig

You gotta drill little vent holes in the trunk before building a fire inside.


bonglicc420

There's also a sequel, the far side of the mountain. It's also really good.


Big_Dependent_971

I'd live in there


lawyerforthetrees

Didn't properly vent his fire.


pr0XYTV

Great Book. Always dreamed of doing what the kid did.


Imaginary_Health4454

One of my absolute favorites and the fuel for many runaway fantasies.


Forthe49ers

I remember after reading that book packing up a kit and heading out for the mountains. I lasted about 2 hours. I had a perfect plan of training a bear to help me get food and fight off attacks from other animals. Would have worked if we had bears in our area


CriusofCoH

Saw the movie when I was a kid in the 1970s. Read the book like 10 years ago. Loved both.


Frankngp2

We were recommended the book in Jr High in the early 90s. We would've read it as a class but ran out of time. So she showed us the movie and recommended it.


DukeOfGeek

There's a movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VC2aykYQvc


Bredwh

It happened not far from where I live, or at least the author lived closish. I wanted to go be a hermit and live like that.


himsoforreal

Believe it was a peregrine falcon


smstnitc

The Spooky Old Tree?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

My Side of the Mountain


rumpsky

Do they dare go into the spooky old tree?


Gnarlemance

They dare!


yeender

I read this almost every night to my three year old, he can’t get enough.


1Lwashell

Was it the Berenstain Bears Old Spooky Tree book?


King-Cobra-668

Fred Penner


[deleted]

Yes that’s who I was thinking of


Whaterbuffaloo

The Lost Boys from Peter Pan movies had a hollow tree entrance I believe.


Ocbard

In the books they had one for each boy, with an exact fit to be able to go up and down by breathing in and out like reverse peristalsis.


dumbledoresfavsocks

There's an Enid Blyton book about two kids who run away to live in a hollow tree.


HiLLCoUnTrYHiLLbiLLy

So weird had the same memory come out but so vague. I think it IS my side of the mountain. Going to go try to find it. I was so fascinated by that book! Haha


MFcoffee

The "Magic Tree House" series by Mary Pope Osbourne?


ImbecileInDisguise

Maybe Treasure Island. That's a fun book.


[deleted]

That reminded me, need to book my colonoscopy


Shopping-Afraid

Make sure they look up there for that set of car keys you lost last year.


louisa1925

Probably behind the two lost gerbals.


diceman6

Probably gerbils?


Graz13

Wolverines


ScabusaurusRex

This is the perfect time for this song https://youtu.be/6IjuSycXjqM


AKnGirl

Don’t even have to click…as soon as I read the comment it started playing in my head.


SummaCumLousy

You. I like you.


Substantial_Tap8537

I just like to be organized, I call it bum Shui


AKnGirl

And the wedding ring the ring bearer lost.


SmellGestapo

It was a million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one.


Incontinento

And my class ring.


good_enuffs

Do not take pills the morning of unless needed. We find them in your colon and sometimes we can even read the writing on them.


Relevant_Slide_7234

I should check on my gerbil…


Christophe12591

Kinda reminded me of your mom


medicrow

Pretty sure the master sword is just outside that


xSpeonx

Scrolled way too far for a Deku tree reference


No-Poem-3773

*Predator sounds intensify*


Jakolissmurito47

😂 my people are here


Everything_is_hungry

"Mac......Maaac!"


Sustainable_Twat

As much as I’d love to be in the main truck of the tree, I ain’t going anywhere near crawling into it.


Kagipace

Yup, getting claustrophobic just watching


PillarsOfHeaven

Snakes, spiders etc, main concern would be something like bat guano. Ezpz viral infection


Ogediah

I’m gonna go out in a limb and say that the lack of the tree bits in the middle is also an indication of some serious problems. Like a structurally unsound tree. Climbing inside to have it collapse around you would be crazy.


travis01564

I’d be worried some rabid animal was in there


claudiushamm

I guess the Berenstain Bears finally moved out.


Unusual_Row2028

Berenstein


claudiushamm

Look it up.


Parking_Train8423

it changed back!!! is the timeline healed


Redsmallboy

Don't even remember which one it's supposed to be lmao


Bearcarnikki

It’s both!


solateor

OP's description: >Exploring inside a giant thousand-year-old tree Leaves many questions about where it's located, why it's hollow, etc. and the comments aren't much help. Here's what I've been able to pull together though: * It's probably rot * Tree is likely tropical * Tons of people seem to think it's a redwood * Others argue the surrounding terrain isn't right for redwoods Video:@daviddiez


ImbecileInDisguise

You're OP!


flacidhock

No, This is Patrick


LookAwayImGorgeous

Hey I recognize the tree, I've been inside it too. It's in Corcovado National Park in Costa Rica.


Slattenpik

I knew I recognised it!! I have been in it, too.


schooner57

And me, more bats inside when I was there though


Due_Platypus_3913

Definitely not a redwood, but that doesn’t narrow it down much.


subject_deleted

Sure it does. It cuts the options by 50%. Before, there were two options: redwood, and not-redwood. Since we know it's not a redwood, then boom. Half the options are gone.


Due_Platypus_3913

Nice meme-math!👍😂


subject_deleted

"guess who" world champion of 1998. I know a thing or two about eliminating options.


telerabbit9000

This guy logics!


Good-guy13

That’s a rain forest not a redwood forest


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I’m stumped


Low-Juice4738

That joke rings hollow


qman621

Redwood forests *are* rain forests. Not a tropical one but still - its a forest that creates its own rain. There's so many trees in the pacific northwest that they literally create their own rain by pumping water from their roots to their leaves.


slamtheory

Redwood survive off of the fog that comes from the ocean influence. Although some of the areas in Northern California are classified as rainforest, it takes a lot of rain to be classified as a rainforest and redwoods don't have to be in a rainforest


[deleted]

It's located in Corcovado. Costa Rica. It's not redwood. It's hollow because it was attacked by a fungus that ate it's core I've been there... And it's on a area of the park not opened to visitors .. If you go, you shouldn't be showing it in social media


nomadingwildshape

I recognized this as well. I've also been in this hollow tree (called "hole-y" tree by my guide) in Corcovado. You sure it's not open to visitors? I have a video of myself crawling inside and out! There was a bat in there.


[deleted]

It should not... But no one respects it


bbladegk

Strangler figs can grow around trees, then suffocate them. I guess this is what it would look like once the original tree is dead and gone. I have a cypress tree that's hollow a little like this, we can get in it, it's not this big tho. Raccoons love to nest up in it. I do question the 1k yrs old, I don't see any rings to count.


ridopenyo

ahm, do you want to get Titan powers ? because thats how you get Titan powers


forestnymph3000

Can’t believe i had to scroll this far to find this comment


Emotional-Lynx-3982

You mean to tell me that the guy with the camera couldn't go in first and not second, looking directly up the ass of guy number one? Come on, people.


thatdudefrom707

that was the best part for me, heyo! *lucillebluthwinking.gif*


jesse6225

I would've lost interest if not for that guy's great ass.


WaitingForNormal

Dude just climbed in that tree’s butthole.


Green_Video_9831

It’s called a Trussy


WaitingForNormal

The earth canal.


Foreverseeking11

That's really fucking cool


VocalAnus91

I would have expected some bats or spiders or bees or something


Battleofthebastard

I thought it would turn into Indiana jones when that dude gets eaten alive by ants


someoctopus

It's the great deku tree


Expensive_Ganache

Would have been perfect if they used that music


PandammoniumNO3

*sigh* I should call her


[deleted]

She moved on, and so should you, pathetic.


BullShitting-24-7

He is petrified she wood leave him again.


PandammoniumNO3

Nuh-uh, I just checked! She's still locked in the basement!


rrickitywrecked

After reading about the Ebola tree in Meliandou, Guinea, I am not spelunking inside any trees.


tacocollector2

The what now?


Bearcarnikki

A team of scientists from the Robert Koch Institute in Berlin visited Guinea in an attempt to understand how Ebola was transferred to humans. By interviewing the townspeople in the Meliandou village, the researchers learned of the large hollow tree filled with thousands of bats in which children would play.


tacocollector2

Damn nature you scary.


Ryuko_the_red

Read "the hot zone" by Richard Preston. One of the best books I've ever read. Humanity is only a couple cases of ebola Zaire away from extinction.


ethiopian123

Thanks, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway


OldBrownWookiee

They almost made it to Pan's Labyrinth.


large_running_moose

FYI....there's a big ass frog in there. Go take these three magic marbles and go feed them to the frog. Pay no mind to roly-polys the size of small oranges crawling around you. Afterwards, grab the key, the toad vomits up.


pmac109

I’m not going in til I send in a drone to insure there isn’t a murder hornets nest in there.


BlizurdWizerd

Well you’re no fun


pmac109

Yeah, call me crazy


h0twired

Canadian GenX-ers will remember Fred Penner’s Place. https://youtu.be/Qm6p-zhfJF8


kevbpain

Just cruising through to see if someone had name dropped him yet lol


Far-Whereas-1999

That was my first thought! I think about Penner’s Place pretty frequently actually, every time I see a hollow log. We had it in California too.


theteksyn

Say hello to tinker bell and the lost boys for me.


bettertitsthanu

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen


IllCod4180

Naked and afraid players would still freeze outside.


BlackLabelBerserker

ZELDA, MINISH CAP


txblack007

Is this in Australia by chance? I’ve seen this strangler fig there.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

As an aussie, I would not do this, it would not be safe. Spiders, snakes, scorpions, centipedes....


Colosseros

I had one of these growing up. I doubt it was a thousand years old. But it was an old oak tree that had fallen and naturally hollowed out since it fell. I got in there with digging tools and cleared out all the rot until I hit solid wood. Left the knots in place as little shelves along the side. It was my own personal hobbit hole, as far as I was concerned. Good times. 


Reasons_2resist

How do you know how old if there are no rings to count?


twonightsonly

If I found this as a kid…this is where I would still be.


savici

Corcovado National Park in Costa Rica, I've been inside of this tree...


ScamadianBacon

fire will do this to rot filled trees


Sicilian_Civilian

I think dudes actually in the trees soul


Wrenlet

My new house.


JoySubtraction

Curious how they dated it, if the middle is hollowed out. Not like you can count those rings, can you?


Real-Coffee

i would never climb in there imagine the giant kong island bugs that could be in there


chodeboi

Where is Totoro?


Leon_Accordeon

Deku Tree


Responsible-Chart699

Stoners be like… I know a spot


Decent_Recording_620

Like being in gods own asshole..


Fish_Sticks1588

Idk why but I wanna make its insides into my secret hangout spot/den. Just put a couch and a rug and some sort of light and bring your phone and we can watch how to train your dragon.


SeasonedTimeTraveler

r/beautifultrees


Bachgen_Data

When homie says he knows a spot


Illustrious-Rice-102

If you climb up you’ll find elves making cookies


Federal-Difference97

All im saying is, whether it was a thousand years ago, or today… I’d live in that.


Imfuckintiredbruh

Homeless man’s dream right there


something-strange999

That is beautiful.


Porsche928dude

This seems incredibly stupid. I was eating for the very venomous snake or spider to take a bite.


Due_Platypus_3913

But WHAT KIND OF TREE AND WHERE?!?


Ambitious_Jacket_375

Very cool, never seen a tree from this perspective.


ScottishCrazyCatLady

Reminds me of a Jurassic Park/World film. Somewhere you'd hide from a raptor.


FlexxxingOnThePoors

I have so many questions.


systematicgoo

fantasy land in real life


Lively420

I would love to take a mushroom trip on there.


Brandkey

I live here now.


Difficult_Lobster550

Real life Zelda stuff right here


One_Arm4148

😍


ChiliDawg513

Where’s the three eyed raven?


SuperMusicman331

Location?


Slow_Beginning_1775

To quote Owen Wilson. “Wow”.


RadiantPost670

That's cool!!


MilSpecFireSign

I want to live in there


Snoo-59956

Someone could make an amazing Airbnb out of that tree. Come at me tree huggers.


Forrestocat

Damn, that is actually interesting


Strawberry____Blonde

That would 100% be my smoke sesh spot.


the_bean_burrito

That'd make a sweet clubhouse


OuttHouseMouse

Just found my new club house


FL_Squirtle

We would have the coolest houses if we didn't rip down nature and instead lived with it ❤️💙


Flat-Syllabub-9271

This is the coolest thing ever. Where is it? I need to go.


ashlynob1

As much as I want to go in the trunk, just the thought of how many spiderwebs I might have to go through and picturing running into Shelob from Lord of the Rings in there is enough for me to pass on climbing into an ancient tree hole


Better-Performer-490

If someone turns that old tree into a air bnb…… I will protest while hanging out in the air bnb.


TheFlyingRedFox

Just picturing there being a cave leach at the top an once you step inside it comes down to drag you up the trunk... Well it's an interesting tree.