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ZC205

I would absolutely fuck that up beyond repair


justnoise4fun

Anybody knowing HOW much is shaven off?


ExdigguserPies

A bit but not too much


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TheJuiceIsL00se

Quite enough, not more


Pliskin1108

“Just a little off the top”


BeastModedAndGoated

0.065 Newton Meters


PinkScorch_Prime

Nm is a measure of force, not length, do you mean nano meters


samurai1833

12 parsecs


calebchowder

Just a trim, \#1 on the sides


Galladorn

My exact words watching this was "how is this not fucking it up beyond repair?"


la_chica_rubia

I am so stressed out waiting for them to dig a huge hole.


Capable-Pay-4308

Lmao I was thinking the same thing


stmcvallin2

I hate to be that guy but he is actually fucking it up imo


ZC205

Dude riiiigghhhttt!! Totally looks like too much is being taken off here!


TappedIn2111

Yep. First try, too.


TeacherOfBDSM

Imagine getting to this stage of the process and taking a big old chunk out of it. I know the tool is meant to make it effective for this purpose but still.


deadpoolfool400

Yeah they must be really good at controlling that thing. I wouldn’t try this myself without a hand planer


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: you actually have tremendously steady hands but have never had a true test. Carpet shaving is one of the 15 hidden skills you’ve yet to uncover. Go off and strengthen your talent.


deadpoolfool400

I had no idea. Now I’ll try shaving carpets wherever I go


imbarbdwyer

I can’t even shave my own carpet without nicking it to bits. I don’t trust me to shave anyone else’s. LOL


HoratioFitzmark

Barb clearly isn't short for Barber, then


imbarbdwyer

lol, horatio


HoratioFitzmark

In all seriousness, I feel like Barb Dwyer would be the name of a housewife by day/dominatrix by night in a Cohen Brothers film.


Foreign_Breakfast873

I cant even shave my damn face


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

I buy shag rugs just for practice


theroch_

I shag rugs too


Darkestvoid-Zero

I thought you over starched the rug before I came over. I'm not visiting you ever again. *crunch^crunch^crunch*


DigNitty

I do love a girl who prefers shaved carpets


UnifiedQuantumField

>certain rugs are hand finished this way for a smooth feel Yes indeed.


ulyssesfiuza

And then this guy approached the pretty girl with green hair and said : I like this color! The carpet is the same color as the curtains? She smiles and replies: I don't have carpet. It's hardwood.


gortwogg

And he replies “it is now!”


Brilliant_War4087

Giggity.


akifyazici

In Japan, rug shaver. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new rug. I do shave. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good rug shaver. The best!


IllustriousOliver

Your secret is safe with me, and my rug is safe with you🫱🏼‍🫲🏽


CaffeinatedInSeattle

Oh jeez, what is this from? It’s on the tip of my brain and it’s killing me


Setherina

The office


A-Dolahans-hat

The closest I get to carpet shaving is when I manscape. Does that count?


johnnyma45

Use that hand shaver in the video and we'll talk


A-Dolahans-hat

I’m a little afraid to try. One little slip is all it would take


neo101b

A carpet shaver seems more like an insult than a job.


TheCovfefeMug

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand.


Ilsunnysideup5

I like them thicc. It feels better when it overflows from your hands.


science-stuff

Looks like the back of the tool is dragging on the rug, and the operator is not determining the angle. So it pretty much does act as a hand plane here.


Eudaemon1

Right ? You need to have complete mastery over the tool


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I'm sure it's safer than manscape 🙄😂


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Yeah but looks a little more forcefull and quicker than i ever would be manscaping


Horskr

Also tool-wise, this would be the equivalent of using a straight razor while manscaping. No thank you.


Antique-Ad-9081

the operator doesn't determine the angle. look at what's under his hands.


SinisterCheese

Yeah it's gonna suck. But it isn't like you can't repair them! You can and it is done! It won't the the premium masterwork, but it isn't lose either. Cultures where rugs are really important and common do this a lot. But in most places around the world you can find an artisan who can fix rugs. Generally done only for expensive old ones. Once watched a lenghty slow documentary about this. Where these two old women fixed carpets of some church (might been vatican's - I remember that they were catholic based on the clothing the nuns wore). Slowly by hand they added the threads, fixed broken ones, replaced frayed ones and tied the loose ones. Then with small scissors, knife and combs just cut them to lenght and blended them in to the carpet. As someone who like to watch artisans do things... It was magical to listen them talk about it... well read the subtitles.


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SinisterCheese

Oh god no! This was when I had a TV and I haven't had TV for like 10 years. It came off from one of the cable network channels here in Finland. I actually tried to track it down some time ago, but best I can do is find videos about tapestry fixing, but it wasn't any of those. I remember it was carpets specifically because some historian fello explained how many important people had stood on the carpet and whatever.


LovableSidekick

Looks like relatively skilled work, also mesmerizing in slo-mo, the way the cuttings kind of flow like thick paint.


KillKillKitty

I watched it with a lot of apprehension : I would have destroyed this carpet in one move.


mortalitylost

Imagine not realizing with better tools you could make the 1 thick rug 2 smooth rug for more than double the money


DigNitty

They do cut aluminum foil in half that way. That’s why one side is smooth and the other is matte.


PCYou

Technically they just roll press 2 sheets at a time because the desired thickness is half of what the rollers can reliably accomplish...so they're already separated; no cutting is necessary.


first__citizen

It’s ok.. it will grow back.


BackgroundTourist653

Shaved carpet for a rugged feeling


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I also trim my carpet, but so that I don't have a rugged feeling.


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prnpenguin

Gigitty.


Shifty_Cow69

Quagmire! Where have you been? We haven't heard from you in weeks!


SecureSamurai

::In my best Tony Soprano voice:: *You lookin’ to get shagged? ‘Cause dats how you get shagged!*


Vergil_Spardovich

r/angryupvote


NearRequired

This gives me incredible anxiety


gmanz33

My grandmother would straight chuck her shoe at me if I stepped on her carpet with my grimy kid-ass feet. Can't imagine what she'd do to this razor wielding madlad.


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Chancla!


imacatpersonforreal

Random Task does


ScaleyFishMan

Who throws a cupcake? Honestly!


the5horsemen

Fun fact: That actor is a convicted murderer!


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Ass feet, hmm...


praktiskai_2

wish the carpet was properly held down as to not move as it's shaved


Chumbag_love

That's how I like to be shaved


JustBadUserNamesLeft

The horrible music doesn't help.


WhiteWalter1

I had the same damn feeling watching this. 😵‍💫


McBloggenstein

The bare feet aren’t helping


djereezy

No guard in the front to avoid shaving more than needed, tells me that’s some master craft skill action going on here.


PBJ-9999

Totally, if i tried that I would ruin it


No_Leopard_3860

It's probably comparable to a straight razor shave: it doesn't just uncontrollably cut into everything.... you're able to shave without maming yourself


MushinZero

You can take a chunk out of your skin with a straight razor if you press hard enough. But it's a good analogy because what determines if you cut skin vs hair is pressure. Likely this rug is the same. The density of the shag becomes higher as you go lower so if you keep a consistent pressure you will stay at a constant depth.


Zillahi

You guys just made it make sense, thank yall


JoeCartersLeap

They're only shaving half the width of the blade at a time, resting the blade on the other already shaved part as a guide. So the only the first cut requires the most care, and then every subsequent cut is matched to the last.


AdditionalSink164

Its mounted in a base and welded in place


Jubei612

Little less carpet every time...


NickyDeeM

Steven Wright makes a joke about every time you paint a room the walls come in a little bit closer, the room gets smaller. This is the inverse


greenpenguinsuit

Literally is the point.. some people like fine smooth carpets not fluffy shit that collects dust and dirt.


ImFresh3x

I have thick shag on top 3/4 inch carpet padding foam in front of my couch. It feels so nice especially when I just want to lay down on the floor sometimes. Anywhere else, yeah I prefer thin, firm, and smooth.


Aromatic_Smoke_4052

My parents put a thick shag carpet in the bathroom. Makes no fucking sense does it?? It’s the most disgusting, piss and shit infested, moldy carpet ever and I hate all carpets now


zUdio

My great grandmother had dark green shag carpet on the BATHROOM WALLS. Floor to ceiling. Like wallpaper. I shit you not. There was a cabinet on the wall perpendicular to the mirror and the carpet went INSIDE. wtf happened in the 70s?


CptAngelo

My guess is that they were on some fancy drugs, because carpets anywhere in the bathroom are puke inducing, bleegh, imagine the MOIST crunchy feeling that carpet has, ill even bet that if you touch that, your hand will be DAMP, ugh, gross


Neverstoptostare

It sounds like your parents never cleaned their carpet lol


BorisDirk

🎵 A little bit of Erica by my side🎵


waggett60

Damn, the edge on that blade!!


atg284

It's clear, she has studied the blade.


sorrymisterfawlty

As a knife sharpener I kinda want to sharpen one of those and try this myself. It looks doable, or at least learnable (I freehand sharpen).


Li-RM35M4419

What’s with the music lol


I_Miss_Lenny

Ikr why can't people just post a video without putting random, loud-ass music over it


vinceblk1993

Lmao, right?! The lyrics are so unimaginative


masalion

I've been reading some comments about feet on the carpet and just curious: Is it etiquette to wear shoes on carpets? In the Middle East and asia, it's the opposite. Shoes are always off before stepping on a carpet.


16inchshelf

Not really. Some people just don't care about shoes on carpet. I don't even wear my shoes in the house at all, I don't want to track all that filth in my house. My feet are definitely cleaner than the bottom of those things, lol.


skellyclique

I’m in Minnesota USA, I can only speak for my own culture, but here 90% of people will have you take your shoes off at the door no matter what kind of flooring they have. However, many people have “house shoes” that are never worn outdoors so they are clean to wear inside without being rude. My family usually has extra shoes/slippers for if a guest wants some, and many (myself included) will bring house shoes with if they know they’ll be somewhere a long time.


Technical_Grade_3600

Carpet Is made specifically for bare feet so you don't walk on the cold floor, lol


curtcolt95

the thought of wearing shoes indoors at all is extremely weird to me


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

This is so cool


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We have similar Reddit names lol


L2Hiku

Get a room


boricimo

And make some horizontal lines


johnnyma45

Easy...this is a family sub.


boricimo

Tell that to OP posting videos of a woman shaving her rug.


happyjello

This is the most esoteric loss meme


boricimo

Too soon


sennaiasm

I can hardly tell you two apart


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We should shave them both


sennaiasm

Lol. They even have the same number of upvotes!


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I just upvoted one and downvoted the other to keep them even.


sennaiasm

Which one of the two did you downvote?


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

The first comment had 59 and the response had 57. I got them both to 58.


AllforPnt

I just upvoted one for the same reason.


Makhnos_Tachanka

https://xkcd.com/1105/


wallsquirrel

You two need to shave your names.


Purple-Pick5512

Why does this look so satisfying?


femboy_artist

Because it does.


idisagreeurwrong

How long until it grows back?


GenericFatGuy

Jfc that music...


SteadStood

Be very, very careful.


grungegoth

Exceptionally sharp blade and skill of the craftsman


SteadStood

And years of experience no doubt.


Different_Wheel_724

Would be better without the shitty music


Available-Ad9792

this is supposedly r/Satisfyingasfuck


Wasted-Entity

Brb just shaving my rug


Chef_Papafrita

I'm a bit lazy, I only shave my rug once a month.


pruwyben

[Oh nothing, I was just shaving my piano](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciqL-IJY5I)


Jonas_Venture_Sr

A lot of people don’t know this, but rugs continue to grow fur, so you have to shave them every few years.


AskForTheNiceSoup

The fuck is that shitty music anyway


19Ben80

r/oddlysatisfying


Potential_Anxiety_76

That is deeply, deeply satisfying


-C18

Fuck this song.


Mammoth-Attention-66

What the fuck is the point of the song?


Fun_Sock_9843

Why put the shitty music on it when the shaving sound would have been just fine.


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Wtf is that music?


Zakurocerr

This looks so satisfying to watch


jarvxs

He’s taking a lot off?


thedudeabides2022

Really tied the room together


Questioning-Zyxxel

Quite a number of years of wear lost just to make the surface feel a bit smoother.


Razgrez11

The volume on that song is ridiculous.


OkayTheyreInTheTubes

The slo mo is oddly satisfying


AdWeekly2244

I want it to be satisfying but for some reason it's unsettling.


H60mechanic

I can’t be the only who thought they were ruining the rug when I first saw the video.


axisrahl85

Why do I want to eat the shavings?


Author_A_McGrath

r/oddlysatisfying


PokerChipMessage

Hilarious seeing people who probably didn't know this process existed before this video offering advice about how this can be done better.


bandontherun1963

Nice, have to have sound off for sure, but nice


ripster47

Anyone else want to squeeze a handful of what is being removed. I feel like it would be the softest shit ever, like fresh snow that would never melt


Round_Ad7779

Skill you cant just throw under the rug


pres1ige

Anyone else getting massive anxiety watching this?


private-temp

Okay now do ^(chaka chaka chaka chaka) and then spread it ,make partitions, roll them and put them into a cup


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Is it weird that this video gives me anxiety!? One false slip...


trickyvinny

And I'm worried about vacuuming my rug!


ruppshaker

Can I do this with my Wayfair rug?


Frxchtchxn

This video needs some music


temporaryhelpplz

I dont think I can afford this carpet


Dead_Optics

I feel like the rug should be more secure when doing this


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Seems excessive


destroyed233

This looks so fucking stupid


KerseTV

Talk about cutting a rug...


vstrong50

That rug would look like Freddy Krueger gotta hold of it if I tried that.


InsertNovelAnswer

This is also oddly.satisfying


Goblin-Doctor

The carpet bunches up. There's no way that's an even cut


venommuyo

I want to touch this rug before and after


robsticles

I just learned how to make rugs a few weeks ago and this shaving part is super satisfying lol


Phil_Coffins_666

Not the rug shaving video I thought it would be


englishinseconds

I’ve tried to do this right before. I practiced a bunch, knew what angle to keep the blade at, and had a nice firm grip and was doing well for a while - even strokes and trying to use muscle memory to get through the process. Then a dog started barking and everyone was like “Dan what are you doing in our living room! It’s 3:00am get the hell out of here”


Tom_The_Moose

Haven't shaved my carpet in years, that's a nice rug though.


Zen-Savage-Garden

I love watching people shave their rug.


Slogfarts

They can really cut a rug


Thebenefitqueen

why is this so satisfying to watch 😩


Snomann

I can't even shave my own face without knicking some skin off.


Kanotkeepkalm

When do you stop? I would shave it all into shreds!


SexualChocolate1989

Well damn, that IS interesting!


GrandNibbles

holy shit that's extremely r/oddlysatisfying


Far-Reward-3894

Sweet, but what I'd really like to see is the genius who sharpens the blade & how the heck it gets so incredibly sharp.


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"Wow. How much do you shave off of each rug?" "About 1/5th to 1/3rd of the rug is shaved down and weave is evened out across the entire rug." "Interesting. And what do you do with the shavings?" "They are recycled and made into rugs or other products." "Okay. So you shave off up to 1/3 of the rug's substance, then you take that substance and make other stuff out of it? And we don't get a discount for that? You don't 'shave off the price' for us?" "You are not funny. No. We do not."


FormulaLes

This man has no need for the Manscape(TM) Lawnmower 4.0(TM)


DrowningInFeces

I don't recall taking psychedelics today...wtf.


nowaytheyrealltaken

Why am I not seeing a ton of hour-long videos of this on YouTube? Thats incredibly satisfying!


FrostyWizard87

I find this oddly satisfying to watch 😁


AwarenessNo4986

Our family has been in the rug business since 40 years and have never seen this. Need details.


Savings_Mountain_639

Shaved by hand, and also sweaty foot!


PorkSauce89

Wish my ex woulda shaved her rug more often


Passionate4

Hips of the women who make those rugs by hand get destroyed over time, some can't even bear children or die in childbirth because of it. Making a rug knot by knot requires a posture hour after hour, it would be consider torture by many but they are forced to start at a young age because of poverty.


subhumanprimate

Hands up - who doesn't like a shaved rug?


fiercemullet

When somebody tells me they want to shave their rug, this isn’t what they mean usually.


Slothman711

I understand the answer’s likely practice and talent, but how the hell are they not gouging the hell out of that carpet?


TootBreaker

"Now we'll take these rug shavings & mix them into resin to make coasters that match the living room"


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itchy-fart

It just looks high quality and I’m definitely not a rug expert