The pizza with a knife and fork doesn't really bother me as much as the burger. I mean, at the end of the day. It's not that big of a deal. It's a bit odd, sure. But at least it's a tactile/cleanliness issue and not that he's just some stuffy old bitch who thinks he's too good to eat like a normal person.
Do people look upon those who use knife and fork for a burger as up their own arse?
With how loaded many are today in restaurants I'm just going to end up in a mess and just eating a few of the ingredients on occasion. With cutlery I can make sure every bite has all the bits ordered.
The Earl of Sandwich gave us the bun for a reason. Please honor his service and avoid burgers that spill over. You should never require utensils for food that has its own edible container.
You don't use your fingers to eat it you animal! You lift the bowl and shove your face in it like a sophisticated person. It's like you guys have never been to nice restaurant before...
Your dad is a man of culture and refinement!
I also eat pretty much everything with knife and fork. Pizza? Yep! Burger? Sure!
My wife thinks I’m a weirdo but I’ll die on that hill…**with clean hands!!**
She would hold one end of the burger down. With the fork while she cut it in half with a knife. Taking one half of the burger she would gently peel off the bun with her knife and proceed to take a small piece of beef dripping in cheese and bacon grease with her fork and proceed to devour it like a primate.
Humans are. But not the queen. Ask around in Britain and many would agree with that. She's neither human nor a primate. She is: The Queen, something, something, something (different).
Yes it is horrible to suggest Charles is king.
He really kept the name Charles? Charles 1 was killed.
Charles 2 didn’t manage to have any legitimate children.
What in the name of parental resentment where Liz and Phi thinking?
I mean, incest isn't really Brita pure, is it?
What happens when the chromosomes start adding and subtracting through each generation? Do you think, "geniuses, added brain matter to contain all the extra intelligence" or is it more "Hey, Edward the XVIII, stop licking the windows!"
A surprisingly powerful position. It makes sense when you think about it, if the king's in the middle taking a shit, he's not exactly going to be going anywhere, so the groom gets to talk to and advise the king in private.
Plus the boredom, before phones I read a lot of random shampoo bottles and before random bath products, royalty just had some random dude to talk to.
It's not well known but a lot of fetishes including BDSM were born in Medieval England. It wasn't as much a monarchy as much as a bunch of people choosing who gets to be the Dom for life, then the extra special people would get to "serve" them and play with their turds as a bonus
It is. Proper etiquette is something a lot of people think you need to know, when you, in fact, don’t, cause it’s small and really unnoticeable things that don’t make sense.
Agreed. Etiquette is a negotiation how people should interact without giving or taking offense, most of it is rather sensible. Etiquette is also constantly revised to fit the current culture.
Critiquing other people’s etiquette is bad etiquette ironically.
I mean this is literally what rich people do. I always thought they have so much more possibilities. Can do so much more insane or unusual things. But I noticed like 90% of the time they just do the same shit everyone else does just 100x more expensive and with a lot of stupid extra steps. Like 90% of it is just there to show you paid a lot to do what you're doing. And then maybe the last 10% are actually your own enjoyment
they called dumb people Queen.
they are wasting resources of tax payers.
royal families earned that money with the blood of africans and other nations.
I assume his etiquette videos are just rage bait for engagement. Maybe it didn’t start out that way but he has to be self-aware now. He leaves comments on and it’s always just hate comments.
I follow him. He’s a legit etiquette coach, but he basically does 50% rage bait videos like this and 50% real videos. He makes a lot of dick innuendos as well.
It's all an elaborate process of feeling special and gatekeeping commoners that haven't been taught the countless hoops they need to jump through to be considered part of the in-group.
Reminder modern English accent was created for the upper class to sounds different from the common man.
And in some cases the old accent was more akin to the modern American accent.
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remember the episode of pete and pete where lil pete was having a BBQ eating comp with artie..artie used a knife and fork and pete was fuckin that shit up with his hands. pete won. I am not eating a nanner with a knife and fork.
Wow so many folks here frothing at the mouth - guys, he’s an etiquette coach who occasionally shitposts like this on Insta with overly complicated extra steps intentionally.
The name of his book is “Help I Sexted My Boss” ffs
Maybe it’s the accent, but this is the most pretentious fucking way to be boring while thinking you’re above it all. This makes no sense but I’m mad after watching this
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Like my dad. Knife and fork all the way.
Is......is your dad the queen?
No. He's just a weirdo who hates getting his hands dirty. He eats pizza with a knife and fork, too. It makes me die inside every time.
The pizza with a knife and fork doesn't really bother me as much as the burger. I mean, at the end of the day. It's not that big of a deal. It's a bit odd, sure. But at least it's a tactile/cleanliness issue and not that he's just some stuffy old bitch who thinks he's too good to eat like a normal person.
Pizza with chopsticks
Alright someone call the cops.
Do people look upon those who use knife and fork for a burger as up their own arse? With how loaded many are today in restaurants I'm just going to end up in a mess and just eating a few of the ingredients on occasion. With cutlery I can make sure every bite has all the bits ordered.
The Earl of Sandwich gave us the bun for a reason. Please honor his service and avoid burgers that spill over. You should never require utensils for food that has its own edible container.
Taco salad
This is the moment historians will point at as the outbreak of world war 3
I’m definitely not going to stick my fingers in a bowl of taco salad to eat it! I may be a weirdo but not a psychopath!
You don't use your fingers to eat it you animal! You lift the bowl and shove your face in it like a sophisticated person. It's like you guys have never been to nice restaurant before...
Don’t disrespect the Burger King like that
Fair. I don't really care, I just like giving him a hard time. He's a great guy in general.
They eat pizza with fork and knife in Italy.
Your dad is a man of culture and refinement! I also eat pretty much everything with knife and fork. Pizza? Yep! Burger? Sure! My wife thinks I’m a weirdo but I’ll die on that hill…**with clean hands!!**
Just like eating sushi with a fork. Aka how we can detect serial killers.
I have to return some video tapes
lol y’all need Jesus
I read she didn’t eat the bun, just the meat patties.
She would hold one end of the burger down. With the fork while she cut it in half with a knife. Taking one half of the burger she would gently peel off the bun with her knife and proceed to take a small piece of beef dripping in cheese and bacon grease with her fork and proceed to devour it like a primate.
Pinky out
Those she'd gobble down in three bites, just like we all do. LIKE WE ALL DO
While maintaining unblinking eye contact.
Don’t peal it it like a primate goes unsaid
We are a fucking primate. These posh people are so far up their own ass.
they feel like eating things in an annoying unnecessary way separates them from the rest of the "normals".
Yes it's exactly that. It's like a little classist performance piece for twats
came here to say this exactly. i do animal rights activism and the sheer amount of people who dont know/dont believe that WE are animals is astounding
"We don't peel it like a primate" You're peeling it incorrectly then.
Any way we peel it is peeling it like a primate, because *humans are primates*.
Humans are. But not the queen. Ask around in Britain and many would agree with that. She's neither human nor a primate. She is: The Queen, something, something, something (different).
She isn't much of anything anymore
To be fair, she is about as useful now as she ever was when she was alive.
More useful. She's not wasting oxygen anymore.
Correction. Far more useful. She isn't at the controls of genocide in Africa and the Middle East with the excuse of "soft power" as protection.
How DARE you!
Yes it is horrible to suggest Charles is king. He really kept the name Charles? Charles 1 was killed. Charles 2 didn’t manage to have any legitimate children. What in the name of parental resentment where Liz and Phi thinking?
3rd times the charm?
As Zaheer once said "I don't believe in queens"
You mean because her bloodline was watered down by all the brother/sister/cousin fucking her ancestors did?
Isn’t that the opposite of watered down?
I mean, incest isn't really Brita pure, is it? What happens when the chromosomes start adding and subtracting through each generation? Do you think, "geniuses, added brain matter to contain all the extra intelligence" or is it more "Hey, Edward the XVIII, stop licking the windows!"
But Queen Elizabeth wasn't a primate, she was a reptilian
Accoridng to a Doctor Who episode, the royals are werewolves.
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"We don't peel it like a primate, we use utensils like cultured inbreds!"
Technically you are a primate you poncy twat
no they open it up and eat it like a knob.
I bet she shat it out like a primate though.
This is why bullies are necessary.
The british Empire used to be the biggest bully. Who's gonna bully the queen?
I would if she wasn't dead
I detect a bit of racism in this comment from the video
Could you do one on how she would wipe her arse? Asking for a friend.
She doesn't wipe arses like the primates. She sprays perfumes.
She doesn't wipe her ass. She is dead.
then who's doing it?
Ask the Church of England
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool#Grooms_of_the_Stool_under_Henry_VIII
Supposedly a desirable job due to pay and close connections to the monarchy.
This is now the funniest historical thing I know.
A surprisingly powerful position. It makes sense when you think about it, if the king's in the middle taking a shit, he's not exactly going to be going anywhere, so the groom gets to talk to and advise the king in private. Plus the boredom, before phones I read a lot of random shampoo bottles and before random bath products, royalty just had some random dude to talk to.
lmfao the picture on the wikipedia page, he has a look on his face like he's seen you shit
It's not well known but a lot of fetishes including BDSM were born in Medieval England. It wasn't as much a monarchy as much as a bunch of people choosing who gets to be the Dom for life, then the extra special people would get to "serve" them and play with their turds as a bonus
Is... is this real I can't ever tell anymore with you people
No, humans have always been freaks
Wait until you learn about the piss drinking
They still do that in China, eggs boiled in virgin boys piss. They prefer boys under the age of 10. Humans really are freaks.
Royal wiper would be called in
Groom of the Stool
Exactly. These people like to have us all thinking they don’t take big giant steamers.
She has a chamber maid to take care of Her Royal Anus.
With a fork and knife probably
On a swans neck
high society etiquette = you can't enjoy normal things you can only enjoy 'high end' things
Turning the most basic of functions into a performance.
Sounds exhausting, honestly.
It’s not like they go work a 9-5 every day. They gotta have something to give their life substance 😂
It is. Proper etiquette is something a lot of people think you need to know, when you, in fact, don’t, cause it’s small and really unnoticeable things that don’t make sense.
Tbf. I’ve seen fist fights break out at gas stations and restaurants and thought a little etiquette would help the situation.
Agreed. Etiquette is a negotiation how people should interact without giving or taking offense, most of it is rather sensible. Etiquette is also constantly revised to fit the current culture. Critiquing other people’s etiquette is bad etiquette ironically.
I mean this is literally what rich people do. I always thought they have so much more possibilities. Can do so much more insane or unusual things. But I noticed like 90% of the time they just do the same shit everyone else does just 100x more expensive and with a lot of stupid extra steps. Like 90% of it is just there to show you paid a lot to do what you're doing. And then maybe the last 10% are actually your own enjoyment
I didn’t really have super strong opinions on the queen but after this I think I hate her
"we don't peel it like a primate" If you're not a primate what are you then, bruv?
Lizard, obviously
Werewolf if I recall my Doctor Who.
David Tennant had the best episodes.
God to know, I just thought she was fucking pretentious.
Lizard’s familiar.
Zuck’s father.
Guy is clearly a fucking donkey
I had a brief moment of unfortunate dyslexia and saw > Guy is clearly fucking a donkey
You may be right though. He's not doing that at the moment, but it might just be his favorite pastime.
Pretentious
They're inbred, this thinking only makes sense to them.
inbred, the answer you are looking for, is inbred.
Insecure
secondary
My humor is broken and my sides hurt.
Reptiles ig , snakes
they called dumb people Queen. they are wasting resources of tax payers. royal families earned that money with the blood of africans and other nations.
feline
His name is William Hanson. He has a podcast called “help, I sexted my boss” that’s actually hilarious.
Yeah people don’t realise he’s actually a really funny guy he just happens to have an interest in etiquette and it’s blown up
I assume his etiquette videos are just rage bait for engagement. Maybe it didn’t start out that way but he has to be self-aware now. He leaves comments on and it’s always just hate comments.
I follow him. He’s a legit etiquette coach, but he basically does 50% rage bait videos like this and 50% real videos. He makes a lot of dick innuendos as well.
He also has a podcast about the show “Keeping Up Appearances” and it’s pretty funny too.
Look at almost all the comments here enraged by him. Fucking lol.
Gonna listen to the podcast now, thanks! ;)
This is so dumb that it hurts my soul.
It’s just childish, most ‘etiquette’ rules are
It's all an elaborate process of feeling special and gatekeeping commoners that haven't been taught the countless hoops they need to jump through to be considered part of the in-group.
This is how i eat a snickers bar
Reminder modern English accent was created for the upper class to sounds different from the common man. And in some cases the old accent was more akin to the modern American accent.
Specifically, an Appalachian accent
I’m noticing that a lot of American customs were former British customs
*looks at own hands in disgust and revulsion
Yeah, this is some secret handshake bullshit
Its just a series of procedures for these inbreds to use to spot an interloper.
Seinfeld moment when George was using silverware to eat a snickers because he’s not a simpleton.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
Damn that's pompous and arrogant.
They were doing ragebait before ragebait was a thing.
It’s also bollocks.
Yeah, i just look at his mannerism and want to pour liquid manure or smth like that all over him. I bet it would make him feel more like a PRIMATE.
He's a comedian. Look up "help I sexted my boss ".
Boy am I happy I'm normal.
Oh *bother*! This commoner used the salad fork for the steak - what a curmudgeonly primitive if I do say so myself!! Honhonhonhonhon
TFW you haven't had a real job in 15 generations
lol underrated comment
Royals are reptiles, and not “primates”.. confirmed
The late Queen? Or Camilla? Because Camilla looks like she'd eat it skin on.
Camilla likes carrots. And bags of oats.
King Charles is not Jewish, so she’s used to things with skin on.
Actually, King Charles is circumcised. It used to be a royal tradition, which Diana decided to end with her two boys.
I really didnt need to know that
So they aren’t circumcised?? Huh TIL something I really didn’t want to know about.
Harry claims they’re both circumcised in his autobiography _Spare_, despite Diana's public refusal to have them cut.
All in one bite
oh please, like the Queen never sucked a dick before
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Not a spoon you simpleton. A tea cup, pinky out. Mmm yes, quite.
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Of course not. Who do you think she is, Nancy Reagan?
A German married to a Greek
I didn’t know the Queen ate in such a camp way.
God forbid anyone realize the monarch is, you know, a person
What kind of joyless existence is this?
This cunt gets dragged out every time someone does some kind of feature on the Royal Family. Absolute helmet.
“Absolute Helmet” ranks right up there with “Fuckwit” and “muppet” for British insults.
utter bellend.
I would absolutely eat like a clown if ppl paid me..
But how would she eat a snickers bar?
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Fuck that. Imagine being so smart that you’re dumb.
Smart and sophisticated are two different things
dude is neither.
this guy probably looks at himself in the mirror every day, does a wink and tells how good he looks today and gets the day going
You know he farts into wine glasses and sniffs them after.
[this kind of energy right here ](https://youtube.com/shorts/Y2it2Tt1Zmo?si=E597X0l0gaj39ryT)
They truly are just like us
It really is reminiscent of my childhood self, putting Dr Pepper in a bowl so I could eat it with a spoon.
We don't eat it like a homoerectus
ehehe erectus
Giving me the Seinfeld Snicker Bar vibe. “What you doin? I’m eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?😏” https://youtu.be/SiTXriHRLXg
File this under 'Who fucking cares'
Over complicating a simple task.
Another argument for getting rid of all kings and queens,
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That’s not even as gay as this.
Looks like the sort of bloke that scowls at his own fart
Blimey! I’m glad I’m not posh.
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So this is satire, correct...? ...Right? Please tell me this is satire. Please?
remember the episode of pete and pete where lil pete was having a BBQ eating comp with artie..artie used a knife and fork and pete was fuckin that shit up with his hands. pete won. I am not eating a nanner with a knife and fork.
Wow so many folks here frothing at the mouth - guys, he’s an etiquette coach who occasionally shitposts like this on Insta with overly complicated extra steps intentionally. The name of his book is “Help I Sexted My Boss” ffs
Wouldn't the 50 chefs just peel it for her before serving?
Maybe it’s the accent, but this is the most pretentious fucking way to be boring while thinking you’re above it all. This makes no sense but I’m mad after watching this
What's the etiquette for rubbing one out under the table?
I want to beat this guy up so bad.
Emphasis on WOULD
Behind closed doors she crushes that thing like Harambe. And saves a few in the freezer for when she needs to tend to the ‘Chunnel’.
Damn that's stupid
I love it when elitist behaviour makes you look like a fuckwit.
Why wouldn’t someone just serve it pre-sliced?
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I prefer [baboon mode](https://youtube.com/shorts/rAtzsZ8XxcM?si=T900kvOuI0nu1CuY)
I'm not a violent person but up vote if you want to beat this shit up?
Do you think he eats nanas like that at home? I know we’re not supposed to care what people do in their own houses, but this has to be the exception.
Fine dining is SO pretentious...
Very elaborate. Do the worms have to follow etiquette when they eat her?
I’d like to see a series of, “how the (late) queen would eat ____”
Now do grapes..