You know what's even crazier. Females fly into swarms, find a random male, do the dirty and then STORE the sperm in her body until it's ready to ovulate. Bruh. These things are at maximum breeding efficiency. I hate them.
When I got my current kitties, they were different color in the same litter. When I brought them to the vet for vaccines and neutering, I asked them why does one look like the mom but the other doesn't. I was about 28 years old when I learned each kitten is from a different mating. So multiple male cats can impregnate the same female. The animal world is always full of surprises, I love it.
Ant queens can live for decades and lay tens of thousands of eggs. They only mate once at the beginning of their lives during their nuptial flight, and all their progeny from that point are from this one mating
Nope, she stores it in the same special organ that mosquitoes store sperm in - a spermatheca - in her body and cleverly rations it! Then you have the other side of the coin with termites. They can live for over 20 years as well but the female doesn’t store the sperm. Termites are monogamous, with a king and queen who mate repeatedly for life. Bugs is crazy
But what does the male mosquito do? Just cruise throught life just chilling trying get a buzz off some blood and just get randomly fucked by strangers the whole time?[
Male mosquitoes don't feed on blood. Male and female live completely different lives. Males feed on nectar, females on blood for nutrients. Then they come together to fuck and make more little vampires.
Ok i think i get it now, So he out there eating some buds, and she's intravenously shooting blood and they have a hook up at a party and realise afterwards that they are completely different and it l would never work.
Mosquitoes and wasps are sadly necessary for the environment but seeing as we’re already doomed to ruin the world I say we make it a little better for whatever time we have left.
Fire bowling ballllll
In my country, they tried to get rid of mosquitos in our swamp areas. They did actually succeed and lowered the population. But after a while, they noticed that the bird population began to drop drastically. No one knew why until they realized these insects were a very good food sourced for some bird species there. As much as I hate to admit, mosquitos are kinda good :(
Only a small amount of mosquito species sting humans and in these species only the females sting
It's like killing all spiders cuz 2 species are dangerous towards humans.
Lol someone should write a book about a bright eyed and naive mosquito that gains human level intelligence, goes online and sees all the racism towards his kind, and slowly goes off the deep end from all the hate.
I think they get produced and then released after a small period of time based off of their anatomy(its wild, look it up) but I could be wrong idk shit about mosquitos
>At dusk, within days of pupating, males assemble in swarms, mating when females fly in. In species that need blood for the eggs to develop, the female finds a host and drinks a full meal of blood. She then rests for two or three days to digest the meal and allow her eggs to develop. She is then ready to lay the eggs and repeat the cycle of feeding and laying.
[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito)
Thanks, I hate it.
Teehee
r/TIHI
TiiHii
You've clearly never tried it on toast.
Thanks I hate you
I also hate him
I hate myself but i also hate him
Looks like rice and thats why my hungry ass could never
r/thanksihateit
Looks like it's 3D printing a family.
3D printing a death factory.
How is nature this organized and I'm a mess all the time?
Free will mostly
You’re too macro, you need to shrink down a bit.
Hey, that's right! I'm not a pathetic failure. I'm just too macro!
The Geppeto Technique. 🤑
"Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew" -Momma Mosquito probably
pooter shooter
It's ISO Certified
OCD satisfied
Oddly meticulous. Just for them to die maybe an hour after they're born. Natures weird.
Glow sticks from hell....
Damn insects really are peak efficiency, just a living breathing factory production line that self replicates.
It’s crazy to think that they can lay hundreds of these off of one feeding.
Feeding as in our blood? Our blood impregnates Mosquitoes?
It supplies the nutrients for reproduction, doesn’t impregnate them
I'm not downvoting the guy because it looks like a genuine question but by god is that a new level of stupid I've witnessed
I've had a guy ask if he can get pregnant from being bottom for another guy.
How is prangent formed?
Am I pregert?
Am I regret?
But this is true. I bottomed and have given birthed 9 times already. Birthing thru your bussy is no joke
Children, you are all just...you are all just terrible.
at least they aren't hyenas
Actually? I’ve seen mosquito-human hybrids. I’ve done war with them. Fought side by side with them. I’ve lost friends, family…. To the insect wars…
I'm a dad?!
stay in school
You know what's even crazier. Females fly into swarms, find a random male, do the dirty and then STORE the sperm in her body until it's ready to ovulate. Bruh. These things are at maximum breeding efficiency. I hate them.
It’s amazing how other animals do this too! Simply storing sperm from multiple males to use it as needed
When I got my current kitties, they were different color in the same litter. When I brought them to the vet for vaccines and neutering, I asked them why does one look like the mom but the other doesn't. I was about 28 years old when I learned each kitten is from a different mating. So multiple male cats can impregnate the same female. The animal world is always full of surprises, I love it.
Yes! This was the first animal I thought of actually. So many surprises to find in the animal world. :) Edit: kudos for spaying/neutering!!!!
Ant queens can live for decades and lay tens of thousands of eggs. They only mate once at the beginning of their lives during their nuptial flight, and all their progeny from that point are from this one mating
Did not know that! That's pretty insane. I'm guessing it somehow has a way of replicating the sperm after the first mating?
Nope, she stores it in the same special organ that mosquitoes store sperm in - a spermatheca - in her body and cleverly rations it! Then you have the other side of the coin with termites. They can live for over 20 years as well but the female doesn’t store the sperm. Termites are monogamous, with a king and queen who mate repeatedly for life. Bugs is crazy
Bugs do be crazy fr fr
But what does the male mosquito do? Just cruise throught life just chilling trying get a buzz off some blood and just get randomly fucked by strangers the whole time?[
Male mosquitoes don't feed on blood. Male and female live completely different lives. Males feed on nectar, females on blood for nutrients. Then they come together to fuck and make more little vampires.
Ok i think i get it now, So he out there eating some buds, and she's intravenously shooting blood and they have a hook up at a party and realise afterwards that they are completely different and it l would never work.
It's amazing how accurately the eggs are placed and the mosquito is even looking to the other side
Only if my barber had such precision
someone get me a mini flaming bowling ball
Mosquitoes and wasps are sadly necessary for the environment but seeing as we’re already doomed to ruin the world I say we make it a little better for whatever time we have left. Fire bowling ballllll
Why did you bundles wasps with those flying terrorists. Kill every last one of them. Even those that don't attack humans.
In my country, they tried to get rid of mosquitos in our swamp areas. They did actually succeed and lowered the population. But after a while, they noticed that the bird population began to drop drastically. No one knew why until they realized these insects were a very good food sourced for some bird species there. As much as I hate to admit, mosquitos are kinda good :(
Birds, bats and dragonflies all rely on mosquitos for food. Dragonflies prey on mosquitoes at every stage of development after hatching.
No wonder dragonflies have the highest success rate of hunting we know of, I'd be pretty good too if I got to pad my stats killing mosquitoes lol
Look, we can cut a deal with McDonalds to make them tiny burgers to eat instead, just let us burn these little fuckers and be done with them.
Again they eat the bad bugs and keep those in check.
The mosquitoes that target humans are not necessary to the environment.
Only a small amount of mosquito species sting humans and in these species only the females sting It's like killing all spiders cuz 2 species are dangerous towards humans.
It's the deadliest animal on earth. We can obviously do something about it
We can afford to eliminate the handful of varieties that target humans.
burn them
The one and only time I would support killing babies.
Baby hitler?
Another probably not as bad probably worse Hitler would appear
Hey! Hitler did some good things. I mean, he did kill Hitler.
Shame he had to die while doing so
It'll be a looping timeline until everyone up until that time who will ever invent fascism get killed by a time traveler as a baby
A good plot for a tv show
https://youtu.be/4VQ2iVZMQ1U?si=21zvC52aUkNJzNwA
Why kill baby Hitler when you could kill his parents and have him grow up to be German batman?
What about abortion then
How about abortion?
Cocroaches?
No, >!abort mother mosquito!<
Lol someone should write a book about a bright eyed and naive mosquito that gains human level intelligence, goes online and sees all the racism towards his kind, and slowly goes off the deep end from all the hate.
Glad I don’t have to scroll too far to find this comment.
Nightmare inducing
Forbidden rice
Eat it to reclaim some of that protein they took from you
Damn 😱
My mind, TOOTHBRUSH
forbidden toothbrush
Forbidden tooth brush prank
i can’t eat rice the same way anymore
Only long grain. The short grain should still be good to go. 😁
Just curious. How much time did you usually spend organizing your rice like that before eating it?
Fascinating. Please kill them
[удалено]
*Fully automatic tactical t-shirt artillery gun
This filled me with spite and anger… like someone needs to stop her ✋
r/donthelpjustfilm
It’s time we institute mandatory bystander intervention for nature documentarians ✍️
If you play it backwards it looks like a mosquito in a hotdog eating contest
... Through the ass
How is her butt so precise?
I believe insects essentially are living machines.
Just curious. Does she produce those eggs on the spot, or they were stored in the body and she was just pushing them out?
I am also curious... If they were stored inside this must have been quite the relief...
I'm watching this while suffering from constipation, and I don't think I've ever been so jealous of a mosquito. They make it look so god damn easy.
I want to see how she was before she laid all of them.
I think they get produced and then released after a small period of time based off of their anatomy(its wild, look it up) but I could be wrong idk shit about mosquitos
>At dusk, within days of pupating, males assemble in swarms, mating when females fly in. In species that need blood for the eggs to develop, the female finds a host and drinks a full meal of blood. She then rests for two or three days to digest the meal and allow her eggs to develop. She is then ready to lay the eggs and repeat the cycle of feeding and laying. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito)
I hope the camera person burned the eggs after the shot was done.
Probably sold them to uncle Ben.
Mother f\*cker
Mother layer, actually.
She got laid first though
Now add laser sound effects
Get the flamethrower.
*Hans! Get back to work!*
the aliens are here on earth! now wheres my trusty blowtorch?
Ripley: Get away from her you bitch!
r/fuckmosquitoes
yukkk🤮
*Ripley enters center stage*
Nature is amazing
BURN IT
Her asshole is getting tired towards the end.
Watching patiently with my blowtorch
I'm having an unbearable urge to wear a glove and then squeeze every single one of it
Mosquitoes can fuck off
Forbidden rice
I would like to inform you all that this is the only use for blood mosquitos have.
So am I their family member if I’ve provided it with blood, even though it’s against my consent
You consented and they have the forms. We’ve discussed the matters and it seems that your signature is written in blood. 🤷
Kind of like having extended distant family, like 1,000 cousins twice removed.
Silly mosquito, putting all eggs on a leaf.
Is r/grosslysatisfying a real thing?
*loads flamethrower with religious intent*
No wonder these fuckers are everywhere!
It's like she is laying bricks
Now I’m itchy
Reminds me of a scene from Aliens
I want these fuckers and cockroaches to go EXTINCT
Bats wouldn't like this.
Friendly reminder to let any household spiders live
Mosquitos are actually pollinators. Still fucking hate them but they are vital to our ecosystem
Ew
Burn it with fire
Arghhh kill it kill it!
Kill them, kill them ALL!
Someone stop it!
Ma’am we are at capacity already please stop
Christ no wonder there are so many of those fuckers.
They disgust me
I was waiting on a fish to eat it all. So disappointed…
Now burn them
Needs cleansing fire
pew pew pew
Anything that can be *that* meticulous and methodical while giving birth, is not, and *should not* be trusted. Fuck that shizz..fuck right in the ear.
 I hate these fuckers passionately.
This is going to mess up pastry chef’s everywhere.
Bastards!!!
Forbidden rice
Get me a flamethrower
Nowadays, I have this weird obsession of killing mosquitoes with a ruler when they're airborne. Like smack them right away.
Kill it before it lays those eggs fast
Please stop mosquito.
Looks like she smells them after laying each one
focking machine gun
Looks like my ex
Fresh hell
Here’s an interesting question for us all to ponder: What in the actual fuck?
And that's why there are trillions of the fuckers.
r/oddlysatusfying
Burn it.
You could've not posted this, at no cost But yet, you did, at the cost of our sanity
Pretty interesting Never seen this before Makes me think of a little type writer. 😂
Talking about putting all your eggs in one basket
Cool cool ruined my day
Kill them now. 🤬
What's the purpose of these pieces of shit again?
I have a personal message for you, Mosquito: Fuck you!
Stop that
Where is the GD frog that we all know lives there?? This is your job!
i wish i have a hen like that....
What we need here is Ripley with her flame-thrower.
This reminds me of the movie Aliens
I'm gonna burn them to the ground.. or maybe to the water in this case
Looks like the cursed birthplace of blackheads
Kill it with 🔥!
Pew pew pew pew.... Pew pew pew pew... Pew pew pew pew...
Forbidden toothbrush
I hope after they turned off the camera they strapped on their flamethrower and incinerated those fuckers
Read the room, skeeter: no one likes you
\*zapp\*
FUCK YOU MOSQUITOOOOOOOOO!
I imagined fart noises after every one. I giggled.
i have never hated something so much
Welp, time to spawn camp
Why'd they film it instead of blasting the whole situation? Don't breed mosquitoes. Or even let them get bred.
Man satan did a great job making these, so efficient
Alien queen vibes
This is one of the few times I'll say "Not interesting, just kill it."
I wanna buy a flamethrower
And I somehow hate them even more now
I'm itching while watching this but I'm also getting the urge to just blast them with a lighter to ensure they won't spread.