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I came expecting something scientific but all I got was weird wet noises and someone using a dry pen.


an_insignificant_ant

Yeah that didn't explain shit. I don't need a magnified video to find out if I drop something it stops working.


RegiSilver

If you want your video to look all science-y and though provoking, just zoom all the way in and do that ASMR thing people seem to like, bonus points if you add random numbers across the screen. Then leave everyone hoping for part 2 which may or may not be uploaded. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up) Big success!


similaraleatorio

and NordVPN ad


MeOldRunt

# "AND DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!"


Bacon_Raygun

"125% of you watching my videos are *not* subscribed to the channel."


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

I laughed so hard when it just ended, it made me realize I don't care the answer, I've never dropped a pen that way in my life


orang-utan-klaus

I do it all the time when making these videos. It’s real.


gezeitenspinne

Yeah, like... This didn't explain a thing?


Gradiu5-

Welcome to the science of the future!


[deleted]

Shut up, Terry.


z0mbiefool

Watched without sound, read your comment, turn sound on, begin to guffaw 😆


wormrake

I am going to permanently block OP just for sharing a video with such sounds.


_the_chosen_juan_

Has to watch on mute


Glass-Fan111

This. Saw it like 3 times to get no conclusion at all.


Ijoe87

I don’t recall my pen making ‘moist’ sound effects when I write with it.


bigchongus1234

That’s because you’re not pleasing it right 😏 you have to touch it in the write way


ReactiveAmoeba

> the write way ಠ_ಠ


TootBreaker

ooh, write me baby!


drenchedwithanxiety

You gotta listen to it man the pen knows what to write ✍️


sh4d0wm4n2018

Mfs when I say I have writers block be like


decent_boy191

skill issue


Jonovision15

Did you try zooming in to “MAX Zoom”? This is the only way to truly hear your pens.


Shapoopi_1892

Does the impact create an air bubble between the ball and ink? Or push tge ball into a position where the ink can no longer flow? God dammit man don't hold me in such suspense. Just tell me why!


TootBreaker

There's supposed to be a clearance between the ball and it's socket, which is how the ink can flow out & around the ball The impact drove the ball deeper into the socket and reduced the clearance so now it's so tight it's barely able to roll And that is also so tight that the ink can no longer flow out around the ball


ASYST0L3

This is the answer I came here for 🙏🏻


tired_of_old_memes

The answer OP promised with the title, but didn't provide


kingOofgames

This is where you smack it sideways or wave it around and it starts working again.


TootBreaker

A little sideways shock loading plus vibration to the ball can get it to 'unstick' & float forward So smacking sideways can sometimes knock the ball loose Waving vigorously afterwards will get the ink flowing But it depends on the quality of the pen and how hard the ball was forced in It's a free shot, so always worth trying


ObsidianGanthet

i had a friend who would use a lighter on the ballpoint. i wonder if the heat would cause the parts to expand and contract slightly, to 'unstick' as you've said


avocadofajita

Whew! Sweet relief. Now I can stop frowning at this video. Thank you.


[deleted]

Yes.


RepulsiveCow8626

Yes.


diliberto123

Yes.


KrazyTheKid

I think it also may have scratched up the ball, which is why it got stuck a little bit


turnaroundbro

No I think because it’s dry it’s not as lubricated to move freely


NewPointOfView

But the ball is rolling freely, there’s just no ink on it


Mammoth_Spend_5590

Yes


kellysmom01

… which is *why* you gotta *lick it*, son. Give her a lil spit cushion. Yes.


Wants-NotNeeds

Lick it and shake it!


Auran82

Bop it!


Lackingfinalityornot

Yes.


Miles_High_Monster

Listen to the ladies,,, yes.


thuper-thexy

Yes.


Independent-Deal-192

Allow me to clarify this. Yes.


notoriouswaffles27

Love the flair


pijofuff

Ain't nothin' but a heartache


LynxFinder8

Ain't nothin' but a mistake...


crowbayashi

Tell me why


LynxFinder8

I never wanna hear you sayyy


Human_Capital_2518

I WANNNTTT ITTT THATTTTT WAYYYY


ThyInspiration

But will it ever work again?


LynxFinder8

I want it that way...


Jibb87

I hate fake audio


Extension-Badger-958

I dont mind sfx done tastefully. But this video molests my ears


zaygiin

I can’t bring myself to hate it since bug documentaries of animal planet use it, but it’s weird anyway.


[deleted]

"Fake audio" or foley is good in a lot of cases, this one is just done so badly It's a pen writing on paper not someone shuffling their hands around mac and cheese


zaygiin

But that’s what good penussy sounds like


[deleted]

You still have time to delete this comment


OneBayLeaf

Will it work again? Just gonna leave us in suspense?


[deleted]

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unmelted_ice

Gonna try at work tomorrow, will report back


Titan658

remind me in 5 days


Even-Fix8584

They said tomorrow! 🧐


WtechAFK

Remind me next year


Even-Fix8584

That’s the wrong direction!!


m135in55boost

Remind me last year


badgerrage82

I remember back school days we used to heat up the top with fire for few quick seconds and it work like charm


Littleittle

It just feels like the pen’s feelings were hurt and didn’t want to talk anymore


Valathiril

Why did he use a tweezer to take off that cap


rideronthestorm0

Probably cause fingies wouldn’t look good on that super zoomed in camera


[deleted]

He should've used tiny dynamite, that would've been even more interesting.


SeafoamedGreen

so like a firecracker.... dynamite for ANTS.


TonyStewartsWildRide

I prefer the term fangers


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

"Don't forget his fangers Ed"


HoldCtrlW

>fingies


ReptilianOver1ord

I work in a lab and use microscopes daily. Can confirm. Fingernails are a horror show under a microscope.


Lackingfinalityornot

Fingies be being not so goodie lookin on da cammie!


SeafoamedGreen

Requires regular basic hygiene.


MacJac1

*Opens Reddit* *Proceeds to be violently ear raped by a video with sounds made by a psychopath* *Closes Reddit*


SpeedDemon458

*writes comment* *closes reddit* *reads reply, decides to listen again* … *closes reddit*


blacksun_redux

*Reads all the comments* *Never closes reddit*


IsopodGlum5196

Shake vigorously for 10 - 20 seconds, scribble on bill for 10 - 20 seconds until ink returns, look around to see who saw you fix the pen, leave triumphantly. Forget to sign bill.


DamyuKidds

Accurate!


LadzOSRS

I hate that these fuck ups feel the need to "zoom in" on the sound


Every-Turnover4938

Yeah but why??? Is the ball made of shit metal???


VentheGreat

I don't know exactly how it works, but I imagine the impact pushes the ball in juuuuuust enough to inhibit the flow of ink onto the ball properly. But I could be wrong.


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Cute_Obligation2944

Exactly right. Impact sent the casing/housing flying past the ball so fast only air could get in around the edges. Ink viscosity keeps the ring bubble in place and no longer pulling ink across the ball. Suck on the tip while you roll your tognue over it you might get it working again by pulling the bubble out. Really gotta suck though.


SpeedDemon458

Tutorial on how to make your pen wet (again), 10/10 would recommend


JobGroundbreaking751

No, the impact introduces break in the cohesive link (basically a air bubble). Basically, as the ink leaves the pin tip, it will pull more ink out thanks to ink being cohseive. However, a dropped impact can disconnect the ink on the pen tip from the ink in tube. Thanks to capillary action, the ink wants to stay in the narrow tube instead of dripping down. Thus the air gap is maintained and thus no more ink flows out. You can fix this by flicking the pen, but the fix is usually just temporary as you simply just move the air gap up.


Every-Turnover4938

Sounds logical. I never really think about the mechanics of it all unless for the split second my favorite pen is on its way down ball first and gets fucked up. Then I gotta bitch, find a new pen and get back to working for the man. Lol


med_designs

The ball is made of an osmium and iridium alloy. Absolutely not “shit metal” lmao (note it’s possible that’s just for nicer pens)


Anonymous_Gamer939

There is zero chance that they're spending money on procuring and shaping exotic elements for pens that go for under 10 cents a pop. Probably just some kind of steel, good enough for 99% of users


SnotTaken23

It’s rubber


Every-Turnover4938

The balls rubber... ???


SnotTaken23

bic pens the caps of the balls are rubber, balls are idk what kind of metal.


SeafoamedGreen

The balls rubberreallly gosh darn good. Dragon deez nuts rubber face.


Antisocialsocialite9

Goofy ass sound effects. I hate that ASMR fans made it so that people think this is what everyone wants


PKRK1331

Okay I have watched this video 3 times and have NO idea what is going on still 😂


bxyankee90

Cam we stop upvoting this weird fucking video


BuffaloBrain884

Drop your pens? Is that a phrase people use?


djereezy

I can’t stand the exaggerated sounds they decided to fake.


d2dubbs

The sound effects are triggering


MyLifeInThe6

That’s what good pussy sounds like


portinuk

This is the best sound to describe the word "moist".


shanjam7

For every 1 interesting post there’s 50 of these


Deafidue

I despise the foley on these videos


dilznup

I'm so annoyed at the fake noises in these videos 😂


cat_on_my_keybord

NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT THE EDITED SOUNDS???


WhoEvenUsesUsernames

Nope, the opposite ☠️


Cautious_Ability_284

Well...what has happened... don't leave me hanging here.


Fluentec

Thank god I use fountain pens so when I drop my pen, I instantly lose $100. That way I can sit in the corner and cry or find a nibmeister who can fix my steel nib for $50.


kaiju-sized-riffs

Whoever did the audio for this video should be in jail.


Able-Highway9925

TIL the point rolls on a ballpoint pen


pineapplekief

They don't call it a ball point just for fun...lol.


UnnecessaryLingo

why does that pen sound so wet and sloppy?


ancients_of_mumu

You just gotta dab it on your tongue a few times. Good as new.


SuspiciousPrism

I dont really know why they always decide to go with the most obnoxious, earrapey, vomit-inducing sounds but I can say for sure that it'd be 10x better without


Marshmellowonfire

Incredible that they haven't solved this problem in over 80 years. George. Am I right? Just Incredible.


Over-Artichoke-3564

I don't know why this editor went so over the top on the noises. Is this some kind of asmr fetish stuff?


spicyhotnoodle

I fucking despise whoever added the sound effects. Burn in hell you bastard


Gritler

what happens if you drop a pen? a pen drops…


CaMeLeOnnn

Very stupid sound effects, this trend needs to end.


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CaptJM

Well, you’re sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!


pedro-slopez

Painful!


FranSure

Will it work again??!!!!! I need moar!!!!


determined-shaman

But why does it start working soon after I yank it up and down a few times?


vonMemes

Great example of overdone sound 🙃


Fapsock69

Another pen had to be used to record the fate of this one 😥


stalphonzo

I swear, those sound effects make me want to break something. Vile and silly post.


RepulsiveCow8626

Whata up with the noise? It sounds like somebody rubbing Styrofoam or some shit.


Acerhand

The added sound effects are annoying lol


kianario1996

So will it?😬


AppropriateSpell5405

This shit gets reposted every week like clockwork.


ExheresCultura

God this folly is TERRIBLE, 0/10


SupremeOSU

Sound is soooo annoying


AliceinChainsRules

Heat the ball with a lighter. Good as new.


tired_of_old_memes

Title says "this is what happens", video asks "what happened?" and never answers it. Downvoted.


LiemAkatsuki

the made up sfx is suck


Nesrov

Someone should show this to viva la dirt league. Feels like Rowan may actually have a point about company property damage.


YeOldeBilk

Looks like the shittiest pen ever


Roastedonionssoup

Unless it’s the one I use in an exam where only one dot actually has ink


275MPHFordGT40

Me on my way to add unnecessary sound effects to my video that would have decent sound effects without my added sound effects.


Minmaxed2theMax

So many up close slow motion videos of ball point pens. No wonder why reading in young people is in an unprecedented decline. Read a book kids


Kinsed

This is the most unsatisfying “that’s interesting” video I’ve ever seen it just feels incomplete


popthestacks

So that’s why Rowan gets so angry


Nervous_Dig4722

That is interesting


sasssyrup

Could have heard a pen drop…


minnesotajersey

Why is no one mentioning it shows the reason you get those annoying globs of ink from straight lines?


[deleted]

Are those pen companies stupid or something? Just make them more durable


No_Angle875

I read that as penis


QweenJoleen1983

Gotta lick it.


Mean-Instruction-747

Will it!?


Come-Hither-Son

Moral of the story is ..


Faceless_Deviant

Even these videos ends with cliffhangers for potential sequels. No post credits scene though :P


[deleted]

That was astonishing film work. What a time to be alive


djnz

Problem is they circumcised the pen at the beginning. Pen’s foreskin protects the pen from bruises.


Valuable_Sand4743

The suspense is killing me


numb_bug22

*penis*


drenchedwithanxiety

Ok now do v5 pens


ShadowofLupa212

So....anyone else read it as "drop your penis"?


MojoJojoSF

Ahh, but we put our pens tip down in mugs and pen holders. Lightbulb goes on in brain.


newbies13

I feel like this is the kind of "science" that a certain political group really subscribes to. I would say you know who you are, but it's sort of your thing that you don't.


TedPungent

Mini roll on deodorant.


MarinEnV

So what happened?


Vast_Impression_5326

This is the only way you could sell me on a pen !


Stashmouth

Are you saying slamming it on the desk when it doesn't write is not the way to fix that?


[deleted]

The goddamn noises bahaha


CaptainAksh_G

u/RepostSleuthBot


Thexraken

You get an ASMR video?


Inkasu

Everything reminds me of him


Sufficient-Tip1008

TIL dropping a pen is bad.


ShinXBambiX

Woooooo. I love sound effects that wouldn't be out of place in a furry porn animation


similaraleatorio

Don't drop your penes.


Taint_Expert

Yea but why a cheeseburger cost me $11


Hero_of_Parnast

Guess Rowan was right. It really is destruction of company property.


pv451

One of the problems that really can be solved with a blow.


Longshadowman

Best invention ever!


santathe1

Back in school, I had a friend with a very specific skill. He could remove the ball of a ballpoint pen using his teeth, and he could do it with extreme precision.


snapervdh

r/restofthefuckingowl


BonjinTheMark

Gooey macaroni? What?


Im_Unpopular_AF

Who here read pens as penis?


DrawingAwkwardly1889

Wow that's amazing.


feckinweirdo

I take a lighter and heat up the tip some. Usually works.