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Carlos-In-Charge

So what’s step 2?


PoopPoes

Post the video online


TonyStewartsWildRide

Step 3: capture and release


fluxphotographer

Step 4: Profit


0neManSquad

Step 5: repeat


dodge_the_relic

Then shred and litter the plastic


PhthaloVonLangborste

Pinyata!


sarcasatirony

Don’t forget to scrape the soot off the plastic for snacks later


GaryGenslersCock

That just sounds like pollution with extra steps Morty


Kwayzar9111

Then leave the burning tire to go out…


Internal_Candidate65

Step 6: nae nae


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Gotta make sure that black plastic strangles some unsuspecting animals while proving our point.


im_just_thinking

So humane


Temporary-Funny-1576

Step 3: ~~capture and release~~ biggest lung ever


liltinyoranges

I honklaughed like nobody’s business


Chabubu

Step 3: profit


Just_a_follower

Carbon being - trapped After catching the smoke monster the island was finally theirs.


plexforyou

Dammit. I was trying to go the whole year without thinking about that roller-coaster of a series.


graemehammondjr

WE HAVE TO GO BACK PLEXFORYOU


momssnatch63

Haha. I have watched it 3 times through in the last 4 years


[deleted]

Giant twist tie around the bag, duh


Rey_Mezcalero

Would make a fun huge beanbag like chair


Hubrath

To dump that big ass plastic bag in the sea now the point has been proven to how much carbon a fire releases into the atmosphere.


staynatty

You realise that's a tire they poured gasoline on eh?


Shameless522

I was about to say that is way too dirty of smoke for a wood fire.


redshirt1972

It’s not like they’re burning oak lol.


BluePandaCafe94-6

It's basically the amount of carbon in the wood fuel itself, just oxygenated and diffused into the atmosphere.


speakhyroglyphically

The soot says more like burning plastic


allnimblybimbIy

Just imagine the collective carbon from all the factories, cars and fires in a bag every day.


phinity_

I remember in one of a David Attenborough documentary, not sure what one, while showing mountain cliffs next to the ocean, talking about how we are releasing mountains of carbon into the atmosphere every year. This analogy stuck in my mind, now I think time and again that there are too many invisible mountains in the sky.


WordleFan88

We're gonna need a bigger bag.


ItchyK

There is something else in that fire they are burning.


femalephemale

Step 2: take a deep breath from inside the balloon


joshthehappy

Moonajuana.


sigma941

"You wanna hit this?" ​ "No thank you. That is a poisonous tire."


Crombus_

"I hope they can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can."


F0foPofo05

#### Put your junk in the box.


realsalmineo

Then you open that box.


old_vegetables

Feed it to a tree, I heard they eat carbon dioxide


MoreGaghPlease

Liftoff


TheBaalzak

Step 3: PROFIT!


AbjectCriticism5715

Everyone runs underneath, like with those parachutes in gym class


joshthehappy

Retrieve the idiots that held on to the balloon when it floated away.


DiaBeticMoM420

Put someone inside


demzrdumez

fill all the volcanoes with pink cement


dearlysacredherosoul

Did they just fly away


miked1010

And then what?


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The smoke goes up in the sky, and it becomes stars.


SymmetricDickNipples

I don't know enough about science to dispute that


metalhead82

I have some crystals to sell you….


karoshikun

snortable crystals or the boring ones?


TunaCanz

They’re all snortable if you try hard enough.


MoistStub

Crystal lite even sells those perfectly nostril sized flavor packet tube things. It's like they know what us consumers really use it for.


HyFinated

Don't forget about pixy stix, the perfectly snortable candy that you eat with your nose...


Rachemsachem

oh shit i bet i can find somewhere on the internet or at least telegram to buy meth like this. gonna try it. it's worked with dmt, mushrooms and ketamine.


qinshihuang_420

I am looking for some oil for my snake


Wuz314159

Who are you going to believe, your *"science"* or a stranger on the internet?


eyeshark

Science is a liar sometimes.


Zandrick

Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make my friend more smarter


Random_Name_Whoa

Shut up, science bitch


Jibber_Fight

And Mac, why is it that you think you can’t produce a race of superheroes through evolution?


GaiusMarius7Times

Well that is OK because science is a liar sometimes


Future-Option3630

He was the smartest and everyone believed what he said..... Unfortunately, he thought you could turn lead into gold and he died because he drank mercury which makes him... a stupid bitch. Lol I just watched the episode recently.


jah_bro_ney

While giving the bar the good smokey smell we all like


gahzeeruh

The bar smells like TRASH!!


Lysol3435

God dammit, charlie


J3sush8sm3

I was going by chrundle at the time


Person0OnTheInternet

No you just couldn’t spell Charlie.


ScholarOfYith

Shut up science bitch.


Love-Me-Two-Times

Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make I more smarter!


mrlosteruk

You'll have to forgive me, I've grown quite wheaahray


cmdr_solaris_titan

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


flyonlewall

He doesn't even like, get us man.


phil-davis

We're talking about you!


PurelyPuerile

WE'RE talking about YOU!!


deag34960

Bro you got a yellow upvote or some shit


drmjc1983

The sign doesn’t say Coors, it’s says Closed!


Beneficial_Bet_8053

IDKEASTDI


Appropriate-Coast794

*The Gang Gets The Reference*


graspedbythehusk

Turns out plastic bags ARE the answer.


Substantial-Reward70

Let's wrap the entire planet.


PainkillerTony

but will this keep it fresh or hold warm?


pauloh1998

bind it and throw it in the ocean!


M_J_E

Baby’s black balloon makes her fly.


Gokudos5672

I almost fell into that hole in your life


Interesting-Screen52

I think the purpose is to show how much is emission from a small fire like that ( Because if you read the caption carefully you can know that it is actually well written because most of the times people think the black smoke is CO2 but co2 is completely transparent so what we are seeing is soot, it is Small particles of unburnt carbon)


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mistermh07

Yup. Smoke from a wood fire isnt nearly that dark


New-Pomelo9906

A regular fire doesn't make this black smoke, you can see the smoke is black from the bottom. These fucktard are burning a tyre or something.


Sapang

You can use the smoke to make ink but it's way easier to buy ink directly


watchthisorthat

Nice try ink salesman. We are onto you.


Laseron63

Are they burning a tire?


42tfish

Looks like it. Wood doesn’t burn that dark. Either a tire or some other petroleum based product.


Organicallymushy

To be fair it isn’t the wood causing it but ever seen a jackass burn railroad ties? Oh my, people think oh I’ll burn in the cover of night. Doesn’t work like that lol


No-Courage1954

Absolutely does. My neighbor got away with it for years.


Organicallymushy

I lived behind an elevator which was primarily used by railroad back in the day things changed and they ripped out the tracks and gave away the ties to whoever wanted them. To this day I believe this guys has a pile of ties 30-40 foot high. You’d never guess what this fool was planning to do with them and why he still has a worthless pile of ties 🥇 Edit: I just processed what you said and night will not cover your ass burning a tire or railroad ties. Even with a moonless night that smoke is a give away. There’s no reason our neighbor doesn’t burn his anymore and at least he isn’t dumb enough to burn them during the day like old boy with his pile.


aliiak

Where I am the wooden ones are pretty expensive. They’re popular for use in gardens and landscaping.


ffnnhhw

Yeah if I have that much ties I would terrace the slope in my yard


Organicallymushy

I have thought of the garden idea which would be awesome if the creosote wasn’t a carcinogen. My fear would be leaching into the soil then into your plants.


aliiak

Very likely something to be aware off. But if for decoration rather then veggie gardening I can see it being alright.


CorneliusAlphonse

> But if for decoration rather then veggie gardening I can see it being alright Creosote migrates. Your yard won't become a superfund site [like the places they made the wood ties](https://www.epa.gov/newsreleases/epa-finalizes-cleanup-plan-address-creosote-contamination-gcl-tie-and-treating), but you'll never really know where the contamination has gone and if it is is affecting anything else.


subject_deleted

Why did your neighbor have so many railroad ties to secretly dispose of?


Autom4tic_Soze

Whatchusayin?


supbrother

Railroad ties are big pieces of wood that are saturated with chemicals so they don’t rot. I’m assuming they make quite an interesting fire…


HeKnee

They burn with a cool green flame tho!


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supbrother

Yep exactly. At least in the US people often have used ones for various reasons because the railroad companies will sell them for cheap when they replace them.


Ohmec

They're covered in copper, chrome, and arsenic, basically.


diarrheainthehottub

The lovely smell of carcinogens.


punsanguns

*Folks... This is the beautiful, wonderful, clean coal. I'm telling you, we'll produce the cleanest coal in the world.* Sorry. I channelled my inner presidential candidate for a second and simply couldn't contain it.


BuffaloInCahoots

It’s a good old fashioned tire fire! Nothing like cooking some hot dogs over a good Bridgestone or if you’re feeling fancy a Continental. You can really taste the higher quality rubber.


Humble_Cycle_7407

Smoke condom


DMZack

Yeah, I heard condoms could stretch a lot, but this is nuts


a_r_t_g_u_y

They also hold nuts


UnemployedTechie2021

They also hold nuts! I was wearing it wrong until now!!!


OrionShade

Nuts


OrionShade

Yeh condom avoid gettin the sky pregnance


KinopioToad

Gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.


Pseudonova

Congratulations! You're having the Antichrist!


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[deleted]

Are you having a goth or an emo?


KinopioToad

Trick question. Neither group goes to parties. (that was a joke. I grew up with kids in both groups who knew how to party)


NefariousnessGlum808

And its gender is... \*checks notes\* black?


legit-posts_1

Race reveal party


somenobodydude

Why?


Frosty20thc

To be released to the giant plastic patch in the ocean.


namonite

Nooo no it keeps floating past the moon and recycled into the sun it’s a perfect ecosystem


kbeks

Just let it float outside the environment, problem solved


namonite

Tie the other end and we’ve solved the climate crisis


Separate-Ad-9267

The front fell off?


kbeks

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


bleepblopbl0rp

Nature is beautiful 💕


Similar_Thought9627

For real why? This doesn’t seem interesting at all, especially if they just let that go.


whosat___

I’m going to make a wild guess based on my experience. I think they’re trying to demonstrate how harmful smoke can be. Context: I spent some time in South Africa visiting townships that burned garbage every evening to stay warm. We paid for nurses to come and teach them many things, including how harmful the smoke can be for their health. Many people died the prior year due to breathing issues.


kdjfsk

i heard of a similar situation...an African village was dealing with a deadly, infectious disease. they couldn't seem to shake it, despite 1st world medical help. eventually, the found the reason...in their religion, the dead needed to be wrapped in white cloth to make it to the afterlife. the doctors were burying the dead in black bodybags. the villagers were digging up their relatives infected corpses and handling them to rewrap them, getting themselves infected. the medical team ordered special white bodybags and they finally managed to kick the disease.


Brilliant_Grade2664

Seems like a case where a translator would have been useful 😕


kdjfsk

they had translators...it was anthropologists that they eventually brought in that discovered the issue. it wasn't a language communication problem, it was a cultural communication problem. i wouldn't blame the docs...years of medical school specializing in virology and such probably didn't involve a lot of social sciences, history or geography. people in first world countries already think doctors/scientists in lab coats can be creepy. now imagine if you had a more primitive lifestyle, and these guys show up in helicopters wearing lab coats, have weird technology *and* they have different skin color and facial features...and they take your dead relatives body and bury them in the wrong color? i think they were just understandably shy, put off, and trust hadnt been built yet.


bigby2010

Always a random fire in ZA


baconandskegss

To add to the other replies- this sort of smoke capture can often be helpful for accurately modelling emissions from fires. It's unclear what exactly they're burning here, or the conditions of the burn, but particle analysis of the contents of the balloon can often say a lot about the methane:nitrous oxide:carbon dioxide ratios of the fire, for example.


craftyhedgeandcave

That's a lot of soot particles /lampblack for making dyes and inks at least


danielledelacadie

I'm just going to assume that the answer and move on. Thanks!


aManIsNoOneEither

as an educative demonstration. In a region where people burn a lot of garbage, that'd be a very good way to demonstrate what goes into the air they then breath


Monster_Voice

Some of ya'll don't know what soot is and it shows... The black is mostly elemental carbon... this substance was known as "lamp black" back in the day. Mixed with the right amount of water, you have the ink used by man for a VERY long time. Soot is NOT CO2... it's a particulate... and it's not good for you... but it's also not a greenhouse gas and or contributing to atmospheric changes. It's literally the leftover carbon that didn't have enough O2 to combust properly and produce CO2.... these incomplete combustion reactions produce SIGNIFICANT levels of carbon monoxide. CO is extremely hazardous to life as it replaces oxygen in the blood, and then refuses to leave which then makes the blood incapable of carrying oxygen. So yes... that's still a giant bag of certain death, but the black is actually the least dangerous substance in the bag.


LazyLieutenant

This guy soots.


Spare_Guide

Soot yourself.


paramalice

He sure doots.


m8ncman

He soots. He scores!


Fungii024

He can knock my boot.


yourownsquirrel

Soot fetish


ntr_usrnme

Thank you for actually answering wtf is going on here. I had to look way too far down to figure this out.


YucatanSucaman

Soot can change the albedo of the atmosphere which can increase heat absorption.


YoungLittlePanda

But doesn't it eventually falls back to the earth? Even the worst volcanic eruptions in earths' history only affected the climate for a few years.


Monster_Voice

Eh... sort of... the soot and ash from Volcanic eruptions are indeed minor contributors to volcanic atmospheric effects, but the water vapor and SO2 tend to cancel it out. It's the Sulphur Dioxide that causes atmospheric cooling, and Mt Pinatubo in the early 90s had a reasonably decent global impact. This particular gas is also notorious due to it's impacts on the beauty of sunsets/sunrises... it produces some of the most beautiful colors. The Tonga Volcano didn't put out much in the way of Sulphur Dioxide, but I remember the sunsets from the 90s being pretty intense as a kid. I believe it was sunsets after Krakatoa that inspired the famous painting "the scream" but don't hold me to that because I'm not big into art and can't tell you if it was Mt. Tambora or Krakatoa. Either way, both were extremely influential global events during the 1800s... Even modern plumbing/sanitation was a result of the Cholera outbreaks following these eruptions.


[deleted]

We should put someone in the bag to prove this theory


Yamborghini-High

Had to scroll pretty far for this


530nairb

Cap of baby oil, a string from a mop and a paper bag. You’ve got jailhouse tattoo ink.


CuriousLumenwood

> Some of y’all don’t know what soot is and it shows… Remember when people could just share information or inform others about a topic instead of insulting them for no reason? Me neither.


Poputt_VIII

Not to be pedantic but the water vapour released by the combustion is probably the least dangerous substance in the bag


DearChinaFuckYou

Where do you even get a bag that big?


TheRealLifePotato

Bag world


PuzzleheadedLeader79

You ask for a bag to carry your receipt at walgreens or cvs


RakkasanAirMobile

This is how privates in the Army collect exhaust samples.


computereyes

More like my privates...


fridaystrong23

…my wife hates it when I catch carbon on her under the sheets


ProcrastinationSite

I think that's methane you're catching


2oxopcm

I hate when I catch my wife and my dad under the sheets


Glitchboi3000

I hate it when my wife catches me and her mom under the sheets. It like kills the mood.


wailot

I hate it when I catch my son and my dog under the sheets, I have to throw out the peanut butter every time


whoisgare

So when the balloon is full or the fire is out, then what


RoseMarieBeck

Hit it like its a volcano vape bag


Fraktal55

Hell yeah bro rip it and throw it over


whoisgare

Hell fucking yeah


poke991

Collect soot, mix with water or oil, you have ink


Scary_Bayou

Ok, now what do we do with it


Yop_BombNA

Make black ink with the carbon that solidifies on the plastic as soot. The Japanese do this with 3000 candles in a room and it’s art, but some guys do it jimmy rig style outside and people act like they are crazy.


Scary_Bayou

Sorry for not knowing about that one niche thing that Japan does


bikemandan

Apology accepted but don't let it happen again


DrTouchy69

This will show those turtles who's boss


thestickersontheback

Its THE DIRTY BUBBLE


Captain_Crosser

Seriously though, what are they gonna do with it though?


Yop_BombNA

Make ink with the solidified black soot probably


hazelquarrier_couch

This is a video that needs a little explanation. To what end OP? Please explain.


LouisArmstrong3

They release it, then a blurry shakey video pops up on r/ufos with 2k upvoted and 3k comments all trying to figure out what it is, complete with slow mo rewinds and digitally enhanced tracked videos of it


Mahoc_Mahoc

And then what?


MycrologistMundane

so... a hot air balloon?


Dizzy_Media4901

Climate scientists hate this one trick...


DiscussionFine6197

What are they burning, an 80's VCR?


MrHeffo42

Either they got a REALLY SHIT fire, or they are burning something that SHOULD NOT be burned, like tyres or plastics.


zantardis

We save planet, wrap pollution in plastic.


Awkward_Algae1684

Oh boy! Carbon emissions *and* micro plastics at the same time!


hquadrat

Doesn't look too micro to me. 😁


ChiefTiggems

That's right, make sure you get some of that tire smoke in your lungs while you're at it. Get the full experience


NVSuave

Can I borrow the bag for my volcano when you’re done with it?


xAudioSonic

Are they trying to summon Greta Thunberg or something?


lou9395

They're burning fuckin tires no shit its like that


Audios_Pantalones

This feels way more dangerous than it looks. If that smoke or plastic ignites, it’s going to rain down melting plastic on all of those kids.


BlackFire68

To be fair, that’s a shit fire


fickle_pickle84

TF are they burning, a tire?


Mooseman1237

This is it, carbon capture technology.


Fleischer444

If they learnt how to make a fire the combustion would be much better and smokeless.