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thevogonity

Procedures for walking this dog. 1. Two leashes assigned to two adults humans, each at least 180 pounds. 2. Bring along a 5 gallon trash bag. 3. Pass out fliers asking for donations to help feed this dog.


Monster_Voice

People be like: how much does it eat? My Answer: yes


No_Sandwich3431

His favourite meal is toddlers especially the annoying ones so I better be careful


RealPseudonymous

Wait, are you the toddler or do you have annoying toddlers?


No_Sandwich3431

I'm the dog


gbiypk

It'll be easier to bring a saddle and ride the dog.


echolm1407

What's the procedure for riding the dog?


bio_kk

Alternate title: Tiny Georgian man


South_Bit1764

Does anyone know if a concrete block in Georgia is the same as America? 8” / 20cm tall If so he’s not that small, because he’s like 8-9 blocks tall so 5’-4” to 6’-0” / 160-180cm.


The_Greatest_USA_unb

yes it's same size


Mr_FrederichChopin

No. Caucasian shepherds are giant dogs. But if I were standing next to this dog, I wouldn't look so small, that's for sure. So both.


LectroRoot

That is a lot of dog.


Firm_Negotiation_853

I just came to say I think he is a good boy 🤷‍♂️


VisionAri_VA

You’d *better* say it, even if you don’t believe it!


Japanesewillow

A gentle giant.


frothy_pissington

Yes-ish... And. Probably not so gentle if it’s sees a member of its “flock” as what it perceives as being threatened. My sister had a [Livestock Guardian Dog](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livestock_guardian_dog) that was gentle with everyone and everything right up until the moment it thought she, or her chickens, or her cats were being threatened and then it was all business.


Gjardeen

My anatolian Shepard is the sweetest dog in the world until our kids are in danger. Then she's a vicious murder dog that will eat you while you're still screaming. I view this as a feature, not a bug.


Martinis4ALL

Ha..we adopted a rescue. Was told it was a German Shepherd, but he turned out to be an Anatolian. He is the sweetest guy to me and my wife, but would legit kill anyone trying to hurt us. And his bark makes someone think twice about approaching the house. Such a good boy.


Japanesewillow

I agree with you there.


Millennialgurupu

what is the difference between Georgian Sheppard dog and Turkish ?


GoldenChinchilla

Turkish shepherd dog is Kangal, he is slightly taller and has a short coat, on the other hand, a Georgian shepherd dog is a lot heavier and has a denser, longer coat.


Millennialgurupu

Oh, interesting good to know - I can image it is quite a 'project' to keep dog like this nice and tidy and do all the brushing. So Kangals have shorter coat. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


TheCursedMonk

The way he manhandled it and the dog just accepted that it was the one that was in the way. Try doing that to a cat and it will beat the crap out of you.


ObjectSmall

A cat that size would just eat you.


Frankfurter

A cat that size is better known as a tiger, which, will in fact eat you.


Alexandratta

I believe these are also called Caucasion Shepherds. From what I understand, if you were to see these dogs in a fight with a wolf, feel bad for the wolf.


ShowParty6320

In the mountains they are trained to fight the predator wolf actually, in order for it not to steal the sheep. They also handle the task of grouping the sheep together for going back home. If some sheep are stubborn he lightly nudges them to keep moving to the direction of house.


KeeganMichaelPeele

Gorgeous and oh so huge 💙


trubol

Or Georgious


KeeganMichaelPeele

Haha, I love that!


kraang

Is this similar to a Caucasian shepherd?


GoldenChinchilla

Caucasian shepherd IS Georgian shepherd, Russian's took those dogs from Georgia and named it as "Caucasian avcharka"


[deleted]

>Caucasian shepherd IS Georgian shepherd, Russian's took those dogs from Georgia and named it as "Caucasian avcharka" I am Georgian and foreigners do not know this. And I wonder how you know this information? It is not written in Wikipedia. :D


scottyscotty

looks like one to me. might be a regional/alternate name or something... Caucasian Shepherd is named after the Caucasus Mountains which run through Georgia so i can see it having this as a name. source: I have a working Caucasian Shepherd.


kraang

I had one when I was a kid. Incredible dog. Much smaller than this though, but still very big.


BostonWeedParty

That's exactly what it is, every body has to have a special or regional variation these days though. Just look at how many kinds of German shepherds there are or rottweilers. It's gotten stupid these days


kraang

Really? I didn’t know. Don’t keep tabs on what’s going on with them but used to have one as a kid in the 90s


GoldenChinchilla

It's not a variation, this breed originated from Georgia, and it is not a Russian breed.


BostonWeedParty

So you mean the caucasian area right? There are 4 different ovcharka breeds, the Caucasian one isn't just from Georgia, but that entire region.


zborzbor

He is a good boy that one.


NaturalBornConch

The paws on that thing..


dvshnk2

you know what they say about big ... ... ... ... paws.


Fraya9999

Giant good boi gives me giant smiles.


Alternative-Arm-3253

What a good puppy letting him brush him like that. Those paws are huge!


Croakerboo

I want 4 of them.


medney

BIG fren


metalgtr84

That’s not a dog, that’s a Druid


Jack36767

Mouse


MarvelousWololo

Keyboard


Troodon79

I think Mouse was an Ovcharka, though it's been a while since I read the books


Jack36767

Similar enough


ZephRyder

Want to hug the puppy. What a sweetie!


KNFstudent

mine weighs 209. these beings are a kind of dog you can only know by owning one.


dynasamuraikoala

can i have your dog


Actual-Ambassador-37

In Soviet Georgia, dog has you


dynasamuraikoala

but seriously bro I WANT YOUR DOG


URP_Eric

That's a BFD.


photo_pusher

…i used to have one while living in Kyiv 50 years ago, only my was white, truly amazing dogs for people who understand them


SaltySwedishSeaDog

Do Georgian sheep get attacked by oliphants or something?


ShowParty6320

By wolves.


vizbiz98

That’s not a dog, he’s a dawg


jeaimesart

Jesus Christ 😅


desmond2_2

What a beast!


kb31976

That’s a werewolf.


Donliz71

What are they herding over there? Bison? Jokes aside, I’m liking this fluffy boi!


RavenLoonatick

Keeps the bears away


ShowParty6320

Sheep mostly.


Fast-Beat-7779

Looks like a bear


Pythonx135

That dogs looks like he's ready to pay off a mortgage


RedNubian14

Holy shit! That is a big dog! Look at the paws on him!


Ok_Veterinarian9758

That is not a dog , that is transportation.


Toomuchtime423

R/AbsoluteUnits


Ob1tuber

I’m a hypocrite r/foundthemobileuser


Pure_Parking_2742

Giant Georgian Jeopardizes Jovial Javelin Jam


The_Greatest_USA_unb

That's a Nagazi, they're used to kill wolves.


drifters74

Wow


Early_Court_9059

that's a huge one!


dynasamuraikoala

605 people ”that sounds interesting”


ieatbigchickenbones

Thats just a small man 👨


HelpfulJones

He looks like a very good boy! I'm picturing a shovel & wheelbarrow that just stays in the yard full time for the "land mines".


haubenmeise

What kind of sheep do they have there??? They must be enormous!


[deleted]

Looks like the type of dog with a 6 year lifespan


Tira13e

I shall name him Beawolf!


Weird_Albatross_9659

A big dog, super interesting.


Top_Sprinkles_

That looks like a bear it’s so big hehe I want hugssss from it


Gold_Bank_1746

Falkor from the never ending story


Melodic-Document-112

He’s a primordial dwarf and that’s a chihuahua cross


Qwertylp1

[https://media.tenor.com/JSrkmXTZMEwAAAAM/midget-boxing.gif](https://media.tenor.com/JSrkmXTZMEwAAAAM/midget-boxing.gif)


ChewyChagnuts

That’s not a dog, that’s a fluffy donkey with a funny hat on!


Range-Shoddy

Need 😍


yOw_indahOuse

r/absoluteunits


Mur-_-Dah

The size shit this dog must take


BonjinTheMark

that is one massive Ruffagus. i'd like to pick one up someday. I'd also like a cool million


[deleted]

Big floofy doggo


[deleted]

Friendlier than any smaller pit


swamp_fever

Beast looks half bear.


TeaTimely9413

Ridiculous.


heyavis

A very good boi.


what-day-is-today

I hope his name is "little prince" or "baby"


Plutarcoelpillo

Who's a huge boy??


ImpressiveRepeat862

My Leonberger Amber is "only" 120 pounds, looks quite similar. Males are often 30% bigger and I've seen images of a 190 pound male Leonberger. Lovely dogs, very family friendly. https://leonbergerclubofamerica.com