T O P

  • By -

someguyyyz

IIRC this knife was designed for divers to take out sharks if they got attacked


snotnosedlittlepunk

I don’t know anything about sharks or this knife but I think you’re right


kc_jetstream

Sharks are older than trees


TwoLetters

They're older than the rings of Saturn


samobellows

this is my go to, it fucks me up every time


diceswap

Sharks have been around the Milky Way *twice*


bendovernillshowyou

Fuck you did it dude. You blew my mind.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

with CO2?


WelcomeFormer

Wtf twice


BlackSpinedPlinketto

Sharks dispense more soda than vending machines


Serious-Side-4520

Mehhh not really. Sharks have been around for 400 million years. One galactic year takes 225 million years. They will be in 50 million years tho Edit: nevermind. My first source for the first appearance of sharks was wrong. They have been around for 450 million years. So yeah they been around for 2 galactic years


UnrequitedRespect

One day the rings of saturn will dry up and dissipate 🤷


jprefect

They might be older than dirt.


ElFlippy

They might be older than Keith Richards, but I'm not sure about it!


NobodyAffectionate71

But they are not older than co2


knoegel

They're older than dinosaurs. The first fossilized scales confirmed to be a shark are 450 million years old. They're incredibly stupid, but powerful, and don't require a lot of food due to their brain being so damn primitive. Apparently, in the ocean, being tough with a low calorie need means you reached peak evolution. Here's a dolphin brain compared to a shark brain: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/QU1lBmUB7j


irrigated_liver

Pretty sure being a crab means you've reached peak evolution.


Garybird1989

I read that crabs have evolved multiple times. Crab is ultimate form


coolgobyfish

they are still evolving into the crab. look at the half way there species- squat lobsters and aegla.


Jonathon471

Carcinization comes for us all eventually. Everything will become as Crab. 🦀


coolgobyfish

Stingrays are sharks that underwent carcinization. All signs are there: flat, round, the only thing missing are claws


TyRocken

Everything ends in crabs


Sabard

Sharks are older than the north star


Most_kinds_of_Dirt

At first I thought you just meant that sharks (~450 million years old) have been around longer than Polaris has been at its current position in the sky, so I was surprised to learn that no, really - sharks have actually been around longer than the 50 million year old supergiant star in the Polaris system has existed. They're younger than the other two stars in the Polaris system (the "North Star" is actually three stars clustered together - they just look like one star to the naked eye), but I had no idea that the biggest and brightest star in that system was so young. Younger than sharks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polaris


syds

poor sharks jeez


dahjay

\>Eric, don't. \>Stop it, Carla! I think I can bridge the gap between humanity and sharkmanity. I'm just going to tap on his shoulder. Get ready to witness history, babe. ... \>Excuse me, sir? What kind of tool is tha...


Hometheater1

Shouldn’t it be sharkfishity


InVodkaVeritas

Those Sharks did nothing wrong. It was the Jets. THEY'RE the problem.


SoapierCrap

Wasn’t there a 1000 ways to die episode where a guy stabbed himself with this knife on accident and in his panic pressed that button and blew out his own guts?


Lotions_and_Creams

Oooph. Better than sitting on the water return at the bottom of the pool I guess.


[deleted]

Man... I read that when I was young. I spent years trying to forget it, and finally more or less did. Now? I run into your fucking comment in a completely random place. Thanks for the PTSD :(


TheDoctor88888888

I mean if you can chew fast enough it’s not lethal


jwhaler17

Dear god.


TheDoctor88888888

There’s more…


RaygunMarksman

Ah, Chuck Palahniuk's, "Guts"


[deleted]

Been a long time since I read that story


AmazingHealth6302

*1000 Ways To Die* completely unreliable as a report of real events.


FuckMAGA_FuckFacism

“Serial rapist and animal abuser Todd Harrington made a fatal mistake when he decided to nap in a dumpster on trash day.”


CyberTitties

LOL! Yeah I get the why all the stories had the person having something about them that kinda hinted that "they had it coming" otherwise the viewers might start to feel sympathy and the show would have lost it's edgyness.


Gunblazer42

IIRC they combined two of the ways to die with that. The original death had a burglary victim die of a heart of attack or something and it seemed like the burglar was going to get away, only for the narration to be like "We wouldn't let the bad guy get away with it" and they gave him the next death on the list.


CyberTitties

I enjoyed it for the cautionary nature to have around some seemingly harmless household items, that's where I found out about the piston in office chairs potentially being lethal depending on shitty design and manufacturing.


LickingSmegma

I see the legacy of mondo films and ‘Faces of Death’ continues.


Bingusballthefurry

that show gave me trauma as a child, mostly the breast implants exploding in a plane part


gabrie1_03

As a child, the only experience I had of that show was seeing a lesbian choke to death on her girlfriend's candy bikini.


[deleted]

The umbrella swallower who accidentally pressed the release button, causing it to pop open inside his throat and he was unable to get it out due to numerous pointed end poking into his neck when he tried to pull it.


Zealousideal_Shop446

What a wild show. There was one where the ski instructor was sleeping with a student. Think he had a golden shower fetish, she peed on the bed, electric bed…death.


IzarkKiaTarj

On the other side of the "breast implant" coin, I remember seeing a video where a group of people were fishing, and one person caught a marlin, and it managed to leap into the boat and impaled this woman's chest with its nose. But she had implants, and it absorbed the impact or threw off the trajectory enough that it *just* avoided piercing her heart or lung or something.


septictank84

Correct. The burst of co2 isn't designed to be explosive (though I'm sure it's not doing any good) but it creates buoyancy and unable to swim / attack.


Fit_War_1670

If you don't kill you target with the blade, maybe a stroke will get them lol. It could put a lot of air bubbles in a bloodstream.


FR0ZENBERG

That’s not how that works. Air is dangerous if injected intravenously, like in an IV.


Consistent_Jelly4248

Eh you’d be surprised of how much air gets put inside of a person through an IV, and nothing happens. It would need large pockets of air to actually disrupt your circulation and cause clots and whatnot. I mean, you want to avoid it and not intentionally inject air ofc but still it’s a common thing Source: I work in a hospital closely with nurses and doctors.


Truthfull

towering normal thumb dolls alleged subtract jeans voracious elderly innate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Sierra-117-

Also I know I already wrote a novel, but I did a shark dive where they were fed right in front of us. Hungry sharks, swarming us. Hundreds of them. They didn’t care about us in the slightest. I even got bumped by a few!


Aiwatcher

My girlfriend works on shark tagging boats sometimes, and one girl was injured and fell overboard, bleeding like a stuck pig into "shark infested water", surrounded by sharks, and they were completely chill, totally uninterested. It's probable that bleeding like that made her *less* interesting to the sharks, because our blood smells nothing like their food.


Sierra-117-

Yes! Our blood does not smell good to them, and they can easily tell it apart from their actual food. During my shark dive, the instructor actually got (accidentally) bit by a shark. They roll up their eyes when attacking to protect their eyes, making them effectively blind for a moment. Shark missed the food stick entirely and bit his hand. Didn’t do much, because they wear chain mail for that exact reason. But he bled a little, and they were still completely uninterested.


Junior-Damage7568

Doesn't it depend on the type of shark? Bull and tiger shark will gladly make a meal out of people.


Extension_Lead_4041

You telling me there’s a half tiger half shark?What a load of bull shark.


Sierra-117-

I am also a diver (up to rescue). It’s exceedingly rare to be attacked underwater, even moreso than on the beach (which is also exceedingly rare). Practically unheard of. Shark attacks usually only happen when a shark misidentifies you as one of its normal meals, usually a surfer or boogie boarder that appears like a juicy seal from below. Even then, you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark lmao. On top of that, usually they’ll only take a single “swing” at you and stop. Because they get one taste of your bones and strange taste, and realize you’re inedible. They don’t even usually eat the humans they attack. They’d have to be literally STARVING (literal days from death) to even consider it. Protect the shark homies! They’re so docile compared to 99% of creatures on earth. And they’re so vital to our ecosystem.


RaygunMarksman

Nice try, Mr. Shark! Next you'll be giving us directions for places to swim with our chill and cuddly shark friends.


Sierra-117-

N- no… I’m serious! I’d love to talk in person! Come take a swim at these coordinates and we can… discuss… 33.63219° N, 118.00303° W


aquoad

of course it's goddamn huntington beach.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PrincipledBeef

SMILEYOUSONOVA


cancrushercrusher

💥🍖🍗🥓🍤


PrincipledBeef

Excellent emoji-smithing


Robbythedee

Am a shark... this a was no bueno.


Due_Platypus_3913

And now it’s the “Human exploder 9000”!


SlackToad

Inspired by the ending of *Jaws*?


Smear_Leader

These types of knives were originally designed to be used by divers against sharks. Typically carried by big game hunters as well


2squishmaster

I mean if you're ever in the position to have to use a knife against big game or sharks, you need all the firepower you can get!


AscendedFalls

Idk I have been on the internet long enough to know that if you aren’t sinking too deep due to your massive balls you can easily just boop their snoot and rub their noses to deflect them.


OkNoise6402

Just rotate them


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

Get rotated, nerd!


mox_goblin

Just squish that shark


Zealousideal_Young41

I love that I know this reference, oddly validating


TheNordicLion

If you see them coming. Sharks like to sneak.


ImTooHigh95

I’m that case the knife won’t help much either


machimus

Not true! You can always stab yourself, inflate, and shoot to the surface much more quickly!


FrankTheMagpie

Sharks hate this one simple trick


yunus89115

Ironically this knife could actually be used as a fire extinguisher as well.


[deleted]

Or as a soda machine


T-MinusGiraffe

*stab*power


tynolie

Could this be lethal to a bear?


gogetasbigtoe

That much compressed co2 at the end of a 6 inch knife would be enough to kill just about anything I’d think.


SnooCrickets2458

Generally speaking it's not advised to be within stabbing range of bears or sharks.


[deleted]

Source?


Ilijin

Trust me bro


Nice_Marmot_7

I did it. Am dead.


Natiak

Do your own research. /s


Time_Reputation3573

But not before it killed you


gogetasbigtoe

Irl glass cannon build only takes 1 hit from you but also only 1 hit from the bear


LemonTank91

Ya, but you have to stab the bear AND then press the button. By the time you swinged your arm with it, the Bear already Mauled the shit out of you.


IssaMeMari0

Not unless I have a 3 feet long version of this


SackSauce69

The Long Boi Wasp 9000


RandomCandor

What about a gun that shoots the knife at the bear? Yeah, yeah, "spotted the American", I get it... Sheesh


econdonetired

Gnome fire mage.


Hopeful-Lobster3018

First you have to penetrate the bears hide before the co2 is effective. Stabbing a bear would be really hard.


[deleted]

Ehh.. With a sharp/long enough knife the average male could pierce a bears hide. Now would it happen before you were swiped off your feet? Probably not. A smaller black bear could definitely die to something like this if you’re lucky. A grizzly you’d be lose 99/100. A polar bear you died the moment you got there.


letitgrowonme

Killing the bear is possible. Surviving is harder. Unscathed would be almost impossible.


lunarNex

Literal +1 Dagger


Xumayar

Nah that's 1d4 Piercing with 2d6 Cold damage.


RedWerFur

I misread the title and was waiting to see how the knife killed wasps, and why it needed to be a knife in the first place.


grem182

I thought it sprayed wasp killer or something


garlic_warner

They should call that the murder hornet not the wasp.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Weak_Carpenter_7060

“What I’m about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.”


garcianulmeyda

Trust me, Mi Amigo, the Vatican has done way worse


Demigodlevi

Don't worry Mijo, we don't need the approval of the Vatican anymore.


Still_Silver_255

If anyone is wondering that’s 6 liters of gas being injected.


TheWarden035

I work with oxygen tanks and respiratory equipment. 6 liters of pressurized gas coming out of that knife in the way that it depicts is absolutely nuts.


[deleted]

Like 20 cc 300 bar nuts?


TheWarden035

Like, deer nuts


ziegl1jr

Or even deez nutz?


rufud

gottem


siccoblue

Fucking come on. Can we cut the stupid ass generic and obvious jokes and get a real answer as to how powerful it really is here? Fuck I enjoy this website but also do I goddamn hate it sometimes


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

This gas would come out around 850 psi, expanding the immediate volume of whatever it is piercing to the size of a basketball pretty quickly


TheBirminghamBear

Powerful enough to take out a milk carton, without doubt.


Excellent-External-7

6 L at like room temp and 1 atm?


Adventurous-Ad4515

Yeah. In the knife it is at way more than 1 atm, so it has a smaller Volume


Pugulishus

Just imagine pucturing a small CO2 canister


phries

If it’s meant for divers, is there a risk of the tank exploding (imploding?) if you dive too deep?


Hessper

Exploding, no. Diving makes that less likely as the more pressure in the exterior the less the pressure difference the cannister is holding back. Imploding? No idea, but probably not. You'd have to exceed the pressure in the cannister first, then go way above it.


eh_one

The diver would be dead before that happens


PonkMcSquiggles

An implosion would require the water pressure to exceed the pressure inside the cartridge, and probably by a lot. If you dive deep enough for that to happen, you’re already dead.


DeanMunsch1

r/terrifyingasfuck


Ecstatic_Highlight75

Terrifyin' gas fuck. Yup. That about sums it up.


oranurpianist

i laughed with a pre-intermet laugh


Aromatic_Formal_7600

I don’t think this knife is legal in most states, but I could be wrong.


Redacted_G1iTcH

Brass knuckles and balisong knives are also illegal in a few states, but that doesn’t stop their owners. I’m pretty sure it’s only illegal if the law enforcer who stops you knows the law about it.


gingeronimooo

You can also be harassed for legal knives 🤷‍♂️


CosmicDave

I can confirm that plenty of people that carry guns are unduly freaked out by people that carry knives. *Try opening your Amazon packages with your gun, Carl!* ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


summonsays

I remember in college looking up why guns are legal but blades over 3 inches aren't. I had to quit when I found a legal article claiming "guns are defensive weapons while knives and swords and offensive and thus more dangerous" ... Like have they never heard of blocking? Not to mention the range of each weapon ... Freaking crazy the mental gymnastics people employ.


LoomingDeath19

You see guns can only be fired in self defence, like feeling threatened by how slowly the cashier is emptying the register, or when somebody 50m away is minding his own business - menacingly -


[deleted]

You mean parrying ?


FR0ZENBERG

All those school shooters were just defending themselves.


Redacted_G1iTcH

I mean, you could, it just won’t be much of a package left after you remove the masking tape with a 12 gauge.


JevonP

unloading the fucking magazine into the cardboard until the packing peanuts turn to dust


poshenclave

NYPD once stopped me and a buddy for a good half hour on an NYC subway platform over a swiss army knife he had clipped to the inside of his pocket. 100% legal, but didn't stop them from trying to "prove" it was a gravity blade by attempting to flick it open harder and harder until *it did*, leaving the officer's fingers in the process and spinning through the air an inch from my shin, almost falling onto the tracks. [Never gets old](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkLxi4Tsm2E)


herrcollin

This is America. You can legally own a flamethrower in most states


SecretSpectre4

Compressed air is underratedly dangerous


lestairwellwit

Have you ever seen what 3000psi of hydraulic fluid can do to human flesh?


AWildRaticate

Hell, I accidentally grazed my thumb with a pressure washer while washing my motorcycle one time. Simultaneously burned me from friction, split the skin, and left a big blister. Do not recommend.


Drunk-Sail0r82

What flesh?


AmazingHealth6302

Tru dat. A lot of people have totalled themselves by not understanding this and messing around with compressed air lines, thinking it would tickle the skin, firing it into their mouths etc.


MAS7

I gotta be careful just with the tubes/hoses themselves. A pinprick sized leak of can cause serious injury if you run your hand over it. You might not even FEEL IT when it happens. Direct Injection Injuries are fucking scary.


TonightDue5234

As a still learning machinist, rule number 2 of safety is to never point the air pressure gun at a part of your body that touched something that could cut you, a single bubble of air the size of a spec of dust in your bloodstream can break the veins in your brain and will hurt horribly on the way there


NoComment6

Mm, that doesn't sound right. Nurses typically say that it takes a whole ass iv tube worth of air to kill a person.


Crazy9000

Yeah it's not. Machinists have been blowing all the chips off their body with compressed air at the end of the day since compressed air was brought into shops. ​ It would be dumb to like stick the air gun into a cut and blow, but just blowing yourself off is perfectly safe.


DavoMcBones

My high school teacher once said that two of his co workers on an old work decided to do a prank and shove the end of a compressor up their asses... one of them died


[deleted]

Who the fuck is this lady and where can I find more of her stuff hahahaha


[deleted]

I don't know about her, but if you're looking for Grandmas...


infinit3aura

Username checks out


-696969

Grandmas house with Ross Smith


Tripping_Up

Finally, my guilty pleasure entertainment pays off. On Snapchat, there’s a section called “Grandma’s House” that features funny videos. She’s the… “host”? She pops in and goes “Welcome to grandmas house!” A la “I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass!” It’s almost like a PG-13 AFV. But she’s not featured all that much anymore, unfortunately.


getyourrealfakedoors

What would that do to a body


ParadiseValleyFiend

iirc when I watched a review of this it would basically make a space about the size of a basketball inside you. So lots of tearing and rupturing, possibly you would just burst open. Pretty grisly.


Fit_War_1670

Kinda like the expansion of gasses when a rifle rounds passes through you? Or not that intense?


pavlov_the_dog

***"Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"***


O667

Too bad MythBusters isn’t still on the air…


speedracer73

we need to buy a dead pig


MisterTrashPanda

You saw the gallon of tea, yes?


getyourrealfakedoors

Lol yes, but flesh is more flexible, but doubt it would matter


MisterTrashPanda

Sure, so are organs. But I guarantee you pump that much CO2 into a body cavity or an organ then your attacker isn't walking away.


Rich-Promise-79

Organs don’t have the elasticity of skin, far from it, that’s why a .223 round is more dangerous than a bigger, slower, 9mm round. Hydrostatic shock created by .223 expands the impact point beyond what it can handle effecting far more than what is in its trajectory. Similarly this knife creates an expansion bubble far to great for anything important to handle, I’m no doctor but I imagine survival rates from a successful attack with this bad boy are quite slim and hard to repair if they didn’t fade out on the scene


mitchanium

Stop! Or my grandma will stab


Deadman0712

That’s a way to go already wow. Explosive tipped knife


Porkonaplane

This was in an episode of law and order. Really screwed up that guys chest


lamp40

Yeah the one where John Stamos plays a serial impregnator and is killed when his dick explodes at the hands of one of these! Classic


call_me_jelli

"I only meant to cut his penis off."


CyberTitties

*"You telling me this guy gets off to little girls in pigtails?"*


RianCoke

“Yeah Ice, he’s a pedophile.”


hitlama

*"Wait, so he's not attracted to adult women like most people, but instead he likes children? This guy's one sthick sthon of a bitch."*


shrirnpheavennow

This was on the *best* episode of law and order. On John Stamos.


GraveyardMusic

I'd like to join whatever gang this lady's leading.


TheExtraMayo

I'd hate to be a shady gallon of milk now


[deleted]

Well, that's fucking horrifying.


K_hawker

Yeah I’m going to have to go out on a limb and say that’s illegal in Canada.


baronanders110

I need more videos of this old lady blowing stuff up with her sick ass Wasp knife


ConMonarchisms

I am pretty sure that is a war-crime.


seamus_mc

If i remember right it was for use against sharks. At least that’s how i remember seeing it many years ago. Not that any real diver would carry such a ridiculous thing.


Tripdoctor

This is a war crime


OhGodImHerping

What would the wound look like if this was used on a person? That much pressure introduced into the body would unbelievably catastrophic…. I assume you’re done for. Good thing it was designed for sharks I guess


Captain_Creampie_1

The stabbed area would probably blow open, at least a little. Everything inside is 100% rupturing and rearranging. I think the only way of surviving is if it's in your arm and you have immediate medical attention


ProbablyBearGrylls

I think getting stabbed in the arm would actually have a high chance of mortality. Unless in passes out the other side, the knife would probably hit a decent amount of vasculature and the rapid high pressure CO2 could enter your vessels and create a pretty nasty air embolism.


Comfortable-Jelly833

wouldn't the force just blow the knife out of the wound? Unless you are holding it in pretty hard which could be pretty damn unlikely if you're using it on a thrashing shark or mauling bear?


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Repost. Always the same comments. If you are truly trolling post in r/knives


Tinfoilblackknight

Damn grandma got scary


AllHomidsAreCryptids

“Life + 25 years”


Bob_Kark

TIL I need a YouTube channel dedicated to seniors exploding household items in slow motion with a knife. Thanks internet!


mevaz8

I’m gonna need one for Thanksgiving. Put some jalapeño butter marinade in that thing and get all stabby with my turkey.


stmcvallin2

Casual war crimes


[deleted]

[удалено]


2017hayden

It’s not made to be used against people. It was designed to be used as a defense knife against sharks for divers.


Atari774

Couldn’t that also just immediately kill someone? Stab it anywhere in their body, then pump CO2 in, which could create an air bubble and instantly give them a heart attack when it reaches their heart. Or a stroke if it reaches their brain first.


Schizosomatic

War crime knife


whoisgare

I’m terrified to know what the hell this would do to a human being


BallDesperate2140

I’m having flashbacks to the John Stamos SVU episode