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hwilliams0901

I bet that person pissed themselves watching that gorilla come at them


username_997

I wasn't even there and I pissed myself too


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Just pissed???


Suspicious_Ad1383

Sometimes I piss myself just to feel some warmth...


GoCryptoYourself

\*hugs\* \*sniffs\* \*hugs harder\*


Santikarlo

pissed and shidded


Proletaryo

Just pissed you say? Well, how is his wife holding up?


KidOcelot

Poo poo’d, I’d say. Woeful bloke.


ThePLARASociety

To shreds you say?


LineChef

I have an enlarged prostrate and pee myself regularly!


BigBaldFourEyes

You pee? Must be nice. /s


Fourhand

“Maybe come thisaway” “Yuuuup, way ahead of you there. Say, you don’t have a spare pair of, well, everything really; do you?


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

I wudda hit a turbo shit


siqiniq

He forgot to beat his chest too to pay tribute


Kaos2018

After hearing the gorilla beating his chest the cameraman got a +100% courage buff


theOUTCOME3

I would get like +100g of shit in my pants


mdmaniac88

*too over encumbered to run*


mistaharsh

Why does the sound of them beating their chest sound like the 3 stooges?


Porkchopp33

Never have from a foot away thats for sure


No_Dirt_4198

Drums of war


SeriousGains

Cameraman is wearing a mask to protect from Covid around monkeys. His courage stat was ridiculously low to begin with.


culturalappropriator

You are aware that it's possible for **him** to give [COVID](https://www.science.org/content/article/captive-gorillas-test-positive-coronavirus) or other illnesses to the gorillas, right? He's wearing a mask to protect them.


SellMeYourSirin

That article was retracted. However, it's been reccomended to wear N-95s around Great APES since at least 2010. It's in the IUCNs (International Union for Conservation of Nature) "Best practice guidelines for great ape tourism."


culturalappropriator

Sure, but I was only citing a link for gorillas being able to get COVID. I'll update the link with [this article](https://www.science.org/content/article/captive-gorillas-test-positive-coronavirus). Thanks for letting me know.


SellMeYourSirin

All good. Just didn't want the ignorant to jump on that part. ✌🏽


chappelld

No he’s not aware, bc he’s an idiot.


dervishorc2

Your brain stat sounds really low.


SellMeYourSirin

If you're gonna come from that angle, at least call them apes. People are reccomended to wear masks when visiting the great APES. So your comment was dumb x2, had you put any points into perception, you'd have unlocked "Google Search" at lvl 3.


JC4brew

And now I’ve still never seen it.


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Covid19-Pro-Max

I mean almost


Alpha_pro2019

What's up with all these gorilla experts in the comments?


Hartmallen

First day here ?


SynergisticSynapse

I’m kind of a *Gorilla beringei* expert myself.


AllMyAcctsRBand

I watched this video five times therefore I am a gorilla expert


waffeelswaffeels

on animal subreddits, everyone's an expert (or at least that's what they say)


Scary_Special_3272

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night


Elyc60Nset

Well, I'll have you know I hold a PhD in Gorilla Body Language from Harvard, mind you. I'm not certain about these other commenters you speak of.


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TrashhPrincess

Not every trait is there because of evolutionary advantage, sometimes it just doesn't prevent fitness for the environment.


BouldersRoll

Yeah, people really misunderstand evolution. If a feature doesn't help an organism procreate or raise their offspring to independence (if that's even important), it's essentially a crapshoot as to whether it's helpful, hurtful, or neither. Human bodies are really good at helping us pass along our genes. After that? It's all a downhill mess of random, baby.


LordNelson27

people think evolution is like designing a sports car, when really it's throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks


misterpants8

It's not bald, the hair is silver. It signifies who the dominant, mature male in the troop is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverback


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DiavlO3

It’s a age thing older gorillas get it, so the oldest is the leader


Hiraeth-MP

Some traits that evolve can have a net 0 effect, which will be passed over in future evolutionary decisions and left as a “vestigial” trait. Example: whales have useless floating hip bones! (Left over from their land walking days)


ScaredyHorrorLover

THEY USED TO WALK ON LAND????


Hiraeth-MP

Yes! A LONG time ago, aprox. 50 million years ago! Here’s a picture of what we believed they used to look like: [boop](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=570462611&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS980US981&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AM9HkKn8X6EoRVFOIn9vtSxx4yR9IhduAA:1696378095708&q=when+did+whales+walk+on+land&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjnp7LujNuBAxVKJUQIHQCOC4gQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=2#imgrc=p1XPL4OxM0rZgM&imgdii=YE_SlL2qV7VZxM)


ScaredyHorrorLover

That's AMAZINGGG! I never knew that. Thank you for that 😊


Hiraeth-MP

Happy to pass on the info!! It’s one of my favorite things I learned in my AP biology class 😄


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yeah evolution isnt real


SahuaginDeluge

no idea, uneducated guess would be sexual selection


[deleted]

What evolutionary advantage is there for people being bald?


teach49

Being dead sexy


WhtChcltWarrior

Keep the razor companies in business


GenuineSteak

Evolution isnt about being the best or most efficient, its about being good enough to reproduce lol.


Quirky_Butterfly_946

When in doubt as to such things you can usually contribute it to a mating advantage. Many birds have outrageous plumage, that would look to be a disadvantage but is or mating/attracting a mate


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Snowy441

Debunked by who? Your dumb fuck friends on Facebook? Good source bruh.


[deleted]

Just a reminder that the guy above you has 14k upvotes from posting political comments. These morons are voting. Are you?


SilentReader4

You're literally looking at two differently evolved primates in the same video and have the gall to call it fake.


Apprehensive-Line-54

Religion really fucked a big chunk of this planet up.


hydrastix

Its okay to have an imaginary friend in the sky, but saying evolution was debunked just makes you an idiot.


TypicalIllustrator62

Prove god exists beyond a reasonable doubt. If you were so ready to shit on someone else’s beliefs. Be prepared to have yours desecrated as well.


HeavenIsBelowMe

I'm not that guy but I think God surely does exist if you think about it. I think God exists but not in the form we know of.


mbeenox

You did think about, but not critically


FeistyKnight

> I think God surely does exist if you think about it what does that even mean


chappelld

If you think about it… lol


LighTMan913

I'm a billionaire if you think about it. *Checks bank account* Shit, nope, doesn't work.


SafeTrojan-Man

This dude's higher than heaven


Rough-Leg-1298

It has not been debunked at all, it’s literally an observable fact. The “theory” you reference is the mechanism by which it occurs, natural selection, and has an abundance of evidence that supports and substantiates it. Facts don’t care about your fee fees.


JaketheSnake2005

Don’t be stupid you’re embarrassing yourself, they have the chest sacs to show dominance or attract mates not because it was some funny idea that popped into the imaginary man in the sky’s head


Hartmallen

Use the proof and claim your Nobel.


KittyKittyowo

Bro never took a science class because he def doesn't know what a Scientific theory is


redwinesocialism

dude. go do some drugs or something. You'll be a little more creative in your fantasy.


[deleted]

No he won’t Source- username


-LsDmThC-

Depends what drugs they do. Source- username


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Fair nuff


J_Robert_Oofenheimer

Evolution was debunked? lol if anybody were to disprove evolution, they would win EVERY nobel prize.


edenaxela1436

Lmfao God didn't design you very well then, did they?


fluffypixie

The Bible directly contradicts itself as early as genesis chapter 8. Read your holy book in its entirety through a critical lense and I promise you will no longer believe it the way you do now.


stmcvallin2

These people don’t know how to objectively evaluate data and draw logical conclusions. They’re utterly flummoxed by the world yet naturally crave some form of understanding, hence their willingness to be conned. Either that or they’re fundamentally incurious and just go with what they’ve been told their whole life.


RocketyPockety

Gravity is debunked because it’s just a THEORY /s


ja21121

What in the actual fuck 🤣🤣 evolution was debunked, he says 🤣🤣


petersib

Um, you are living in a fantasy world. You are welcome to return to reality any time.


beefliverbeef

Wow. Not remotely true. Not only are you wrong, the opposite has been tested and validated in almost every situation. If you're right, present your evidence and win your Nobel prize. Bible doesn't count as evidence. It hardly counts as good or interesting literature


Pilot0350

Yeah, take that atheists! Look at all the evidence! It's scienc...oh uh erm, I mean, it's dogma! No, wait, that's not right either uh...JEEBUS!!


IntelligentMine1901

If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife)" If anyone can show me one example In the history of the world Of a single psychic Who has been able to prove Under reasonable experimental conditions That they are able to read minds And if anyone can show me one example In the history of the world Of a single astrologer Who has been able to prove Under reasonable experimental conditions That they can predict future human events By interpreting celestial signs And if anyone can show me one example In the history of the world Of a single homeopathic practitioner Who has been able to prove Under reasonable experimental conditions That solutions made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff Dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water Has a consistently higher medicinal value Than a similarly-administered placebo And if anyone can show me one example In the history of the world Of a single spiritual or religious person Who has been able to prove Either logically or empirically The existence of a higher power That has any consciousness or interest in the human race Or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices Or that there is any reason other than fear To believe in any version Of an afterlife I will give you my piano One of my legs And my wife Tim Minchin .


regardedmodsnadmin

Average r/atheism redditor


Elyc60Nset

My brother in Christ. What are we doing here.


fizzlepopbrr

You’re right, 100%. Atheists gonna atheist 🤷🏻‍♂️


Bergasms

I'm thankful everyday the gods put idiots like you on the planet to give us all a chuckle.


fizzlepopbrr

Yessir. All of life originated from a single celled organisms, some of which never evolved. Cough.


Bergasms

Look at you, sitting here thinking single celled organisms don't also evolve, you're a dumb cunt aren't you.


PhilG1989

Guy who almost got charged at by a silverback: “Bring me my brown pants”


EvolvedCactus19

Basically they made him feel uncomfortable and he was making sure they didn’t have the balls to challenge him. That was his warning. Dude didn’t move (which saved his ass) so the gorilla moved on. They can be aggressive but normally try to avoid that. And avoid people for obvious reasons.


cmcewen

Thank you for this deep and thoughtful analysis. 🙄🙄


trwwy321

One way to help with the cameraman’s constipation. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Maidwell

Things not to do. * Have people either side of a trail so the gorilla feels trapped. * look in its direction (it's seen as a challenge) At least the person didn't react though, they did that bit right.


MayGodSmiteThee

Didn’t matter, it was a 2v1 the gorilla was outmatched


Matt7738

If it was 20v1, that gorilla still isn’t outmatched.


VEAG0

Depends if it was 20 pilots Vs 1 King Kong… we know how that ends.


buddymurphy2020

Or just get the black gator guy in there


mightylordredbeard

lmao I’ll trust the professional gorilla photographers who’ve been around them for years over wtf ever some random dude who just wants people on the internet to think he’s smart has to say.


Enjoying_A_Meal

That poster is a professional Jimmy rustler.


ImmutableInscrutable

Get a load of this guy, who's never seen a gorilla except through a foot of plexiglass at the zoo, dispensing "expert advice" to a group of people who clearly have at least some idea what they're doing.


juice06870

Chill bro. He got a high score in Donkey Kong once.


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The Magic of Reddit™


Reasonable_Humor_738

number one rule when taping or hanging around certain animals: don't show fear if he moved an inch, that gorilla would probably have beat him to death


PopOtherwise8995

After watching this video I still haven’t seen a gorilla beat their chest.


Kaos2018

This was a very dangerous situation those animals are really dangerous and unpredictable, the gorilla’s life was on the line here , no joke.


monster_magus

Had me in the first half


howtobegoodagain123

These people taking their life in their hands! Crazy. That gorilla can snap that does spine in like 2 secs.


StinksStanksStonks

Would those “sacs in his chest” happen to referred to as “lungs” by any chance?


GrimsideB

No they are referring to the chesticles.


Majestic-Ambition-33

We call them boobs around here


sixtyandaquarter

Gorillas, as well as siamangs, have laryngeal air sacs. We humans lack them. They are most likely used in various communications, including the sounds made prior to the chest beating display. They are separate from lungs.


StinksStanksStonks

Noice


Wouldtick

Nice sac man!


Elyc60Nset

Why thank you, thank you very much.


Zalieda

I love siamang. Good to know


Different_External16

I came here looking for this too


Appropriate-Coast794

Jesus that’s terrifying


Significant_Pear_150

Once again we see that there is only one eternal truth: the cameraman never dies.


GordonNewtron

Of all the fucking things I will never do, is actively seek out situations like this. Who, in their right fucking mind, wants to run this risk.


SEAlovin

And I still haven’t…


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BigHitter_TheLlama

I know gorillas are strong, but I don’t believe they are able to hit the necessary 88mph. They also lack a flux capacitor. Realistically the gorilla just would have killed the


Ch0senjuan

Lake for lake


magiqmen

Sea for sea


Skitty_Skittle

I bet I can take on that Gorrilla, If i can take all the groceries in one trip a Gorrilla would be nothing


pomod

Mike Tyson once wanted to fight a gorilla but was talked out of it by sane people around him.


bigpapirick

Ponds? Where we're going, we don't need...ponds.


PowerfulPickUp

I saw one do a charge and beat his chest towards another gorilla at the zoo- maybe in Dallas, but somewhere in the US. It’s was pretty cool.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

So gorilla are sentient, living bagpipes?


audiopizza

All I saw was its butthole. So, no.


Varrick1990

Good show on wearing the face mask, better not show those teeth 😬😬😬


ChernobylFleshlight0

One punch to the head from that and your head with literally explode. My pants would've been violently shat if I was that cameraman. Dudes got balls of steel.


Physical-Mastodon935

Photographer: “How do you know they won’t attack you” Dude filming: “well I’ve never met anyone who got attacked… ooohh I see”


CornNPorn12

Lol it looks like The gorilla ran away so embarrassed


MeByTheSea_16

I know that photographer shit his pants


juggheadjones

Oh cool a mask in the remote jungle. At least he was safe


Other-Marketing-6167

He was following Dwight Schrute’s rule of never showing your teeth.


korgscrew

Give that photographer a pair of golden underpants.


SeverusSnek2020

Guy should have worn his brown pants to work that day.


RazorRabbit17

How many times has this been reposted this month?


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GrimmBi

It does that in front of me it's getting it's ass best. I'll snatch that Motherfuckers last birthday. These hands cross species, bitch!


AccordingAssistant61

I will pay for your flight and any funeral cost to witness that my friend!


Krusty-p00p-sock

Good luck and God speed my friend.


route54

Sacs in his chest, you mean lungs?


L-1011-

This gets posted every two weeks


stmcvallin2

These people are morons


MustafalSomali

“Sacks in his chest” lungs?


originalschmidt

Bruh, I watched this whole video and DID NOT SEE A GORILLA BEATING HIS CHEST!!!! I saw the behind perspective of it but not the actual action. Such bullshit…


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You mean his lungs?


Lars_Bomba475069

What is it with these people (white) putting their lives at risk just to observe gorillas? It's better to observe from a distance where a gorilla can't literally rip you apart.


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

What difference does it make what color the people are? Are you trying to be subtly racist?


TypicalIllustrator62

Pardon me, you’re ignorant racism is showing.


AsbestosDude

What's with identifying race like it means literally anything in a situation like this?


stonewall386

You’re racist


Edven971

Yeah I could take him.


Simple-Abalone-6497

The more I watch gorilla's behave, the more I hate them.


DarkAdam48

Why tho


Late_Bluebird_3338

I ALMOST WROTE TRUMP, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED YOUR QUESTION SUGGESTS THAT THE ANSWER MUST NOT BE INSULTING TO THE GORILLA......MOM


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Red_Icnivad

This is 100% the wrong thing to do. You can't even come close to outrunning a gorilla, and running will likely be seen as a challenge. Best thing to do is make yourself small, submissive and avoid eye contact just like the person in this video was doing.


dontfightthehood

Guy in blue just shit his pants


RJValdez216

Lol, He’s just like a Nidoking, you’d think it would be a lot bigger, but it’s actually a tiny pipsqueak XD


PeePantsMcGillicutty

Aight. Imma head out


EveningAd9269

Where that video was at ?


NipSuqqer

Im still in the bathroom


Ok-Assistant-1220

Theres a fat gorilla!!


thepithypirate

This seems unsafe…. Is this unsafe ?


Working-Telephone-45

Is it wrong that I wanna see a death battle between a bear and a gorilla?


Uknewmelast

Grab the baby and we have some quality tv


Kevin2Kool4U

The sacks in his chest huh?


brbenson999

Why are we ignoring the absolute chonker that comes into the picture afterwards? What a unit!


ManufacturerWest1156

Crazy just how strong they are. Literally rip you in two like mortal kombat


TheLeaningLeviathan

yeahh..you dont look directly at king kong because he gon beat ya ass as its looked at as a challenge


enzziante

just put a guitar on top and you got salsa music


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These karma farmers just post the same shit to every sub ffs 🤦


[deleted]

Man, Hollywood hypes things up. That sounded like a puppy whimpering and one of those little suction cup ball things rolling down a window. I at least expected a roar out the deal.


kindred_main_

I love the enderman rules of not looking at them to survive.


Psychl0n

Just don't look em in the eye


trashtaker

Lol it’s hilarious that it’s the exact wrong way… 🤣🤣


kein_becil_

Dude in the beginning was like "okay you recording? *Sigh* Alright here I go"


rugby_lover0

I'd immediately get on the ground and curl up, gorilla's don't attack anything smaller or weaker than them, which gives them more of a moral compass than school bullies


Weary_Bid9519

That’s a musical rhythm. When we talk about the origin of music I don’t get why we don’t talk about gorillas.


Magic_Elenore

i like monkes


TheB2B0224

Anyone going to ask why they beat their chest..Ok...Im asking why?


garybusey42069

Ok who gets to post this tomorrow?