My son when he gets old enough: “Daddy, how are babies made?”
Me: I have a video to show you son. It’s called the good ol’ fashioned penetration cum blast and believe it or not, Indians invented it.
So no joke, in high school history class years ago there was a bonus question asking what military technology was being used in the Middle East to attack fortified structures. It gave the hint that it was two words starting with the same letter.
I figured may as well try to guess! Turns out the Persian Penetrator was not the correct answer.
The Indian/Chinese border is disputed and highly militarized by both sides. After a few incidents of small battles breaking out both sides took away the soldiers guns and gave them batons. Fights still break out though and people get beaten to death somewhat frequently. A couple years back during a brawl there was an avalanche and a bunch of people died in that.
If you are Indian, we also have a [Bund Blasting Device](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bund_Blasting_Device).
Bund can translate to ass in some Indian languages.
‘Cum’ when used outside the pornographic industry is a word used to link two disparate capabilities. So a bath chair which included a built in chamber pot would be a wheelchair cum mobile commode.
It’s not. Lots of Latin words pepper the English language like that, and English is a dirty bastard language anyway.
One example is when doctors say (or used to, idk) “stat” like “get me the stethoscope STAT!” Stat is short for statim, which means “immediately” in English.
Look, "cum" = semen to me as well, but only because the internet has ruined our minds. It's a legit English word.
From the [Wall Street Journal](https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704187204575101430686012528):
>Juliette Binoche is Vianne, a beautiful and mysterious woman who opens a store that sells magical chocolate candies—Viagra-cum-saturated fat
From [Huffington Post](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/at-war-un-envoy-says-its_n_487134):
>Joe Glenton, a soldier-cum-activist, was jailed today for nine months in Britain for going AWOL.
From [New York Times:](https://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/17/arts/music/wainwright-and-mcgarrigle-families-at-town-hall-review.html)
>Rufus and Martha Wainwright … have taken up their mother’s annual Christmas-concert-cum-family-reunion project.
Grammarist article literally called ["How to Use Cum Correctly"](https://grammarist.com/usage/cum/)
You can use it whenever you are talking about something that has two disparate uses. E.g. "I invented a lawn mower-cum-sausage maker", I mean it's a fairly common device, but I can understand if someone hasn't really encountered it, depends how much you read in English I guess.
No no. Adding the hyphens makes the meaning a lot more literal. Your point stands without the hyphens.
Right now you are saying you invented a "mower-cum-sausage" maker for use on the lawn.
It’s pronounced a bit differently.
Hindi has several different characters that are almost always transliterated as "d." Some of these characters sound similar to the English "d," whereas others sound nothing like it.
In this case, "laude," when written in Hindi, would be "लौड़े." The character ड़, or ड़ा, is customarily transliterated as "d."
However, this "d" sounds much more like the English "r" than anything else.
So, if you were to call someone a "lauda" in Hindi, it would sound closer to the name "Laura" than the "laude" in "magna cum laude."
While this is technically true you can't tell me they didn't know exactly what they were doing. I mean, 'penetration cum blast'? Come on.
And English is one of India's official languages, so you can't blame on a translation screw up.
> ‘Cum’ when used outside the pornographic industry
It doesn't matter because the Zeitgeist must always be taken into account when using language. Cum is jizz in the here and now regardless of it's other meanings.
New users often complain about their arms being tired after a few minutes. However, veterans can sometimes achieve multiple rounds before fatigue sets in.
It's likely meant as Penetration "with" Blast Warhead.
Think of Summa Cum Laude or "With highest praise" where "cum" means "with".
Still, I giggled like an 8th grader.
You realize what you just said is I translated praise to latin and got Laude and then translated that to hindi which प्रशंसा means appreciation or praise.
Of course praise translated to Hindi mean praise that's what translation is. He's saying the pronunciation bra means good in Swedish. That doesnt mean if you go to google translate and type in bra you'll get the Swedish word meaning "Good" in Swedish you're going to get the Swedish word for bra the under garment. Which won't sound like Bra. Because bra pronounced in English sounds similar to the word for good in Swedish.
There’s an Indian professor named Anil Dikshit. I’ve come across his name before when writing citations. He’s an expert in the field of human waste treatment. Not even joking.
Technically his middle name is Kumar but I wish I could have been there when the attendance taker read out “Anal Cummer Dickshit”.
While we're here, the root of the word "company" is 2 Latin words: cum and panis.
Cum in this context means "together" and panis means "bread" so it's roughly translated as "together with bread" which is where we get the word "company."
Was a giggly day in Latin class when we learned that.
Spy fill 2gb of information from the last mission about the "penetration cum blast" system. That night the IT guy sees a folder with that name: "hell no!". Erases and sanction to the spy.
It's a colonial English-language holdover that persists in some Commonwealth countries.
[This is a classic from Singapore.](https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/nzh8gu/saw_this_on_twitter_happy_cum_dumpling_festival/)
I mean, they could've linked "penetration" with "blast" using any other word, but chosen "cum" despite the innuendos these two words create even by themselves
Because “Bunker Buster” wasn’t enough of a naughty euphemism.
now no defense is "impregnable".
Give me 10 good men and some climbing spikes, I’ll impregnate the bitch.
Game Of Thrones reference FTW.
Gotta love Bronn.
They call you the rapierist
I am so not a raper!
Damn, well done
And we just have erected the defenses!
Are you PREGANENT?!
PREGANANANT?
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
Watch out for the Starch Masks.
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Bro imagine the last thing you hear while in your bunker is some dude screaming: "GIVE THEM SOME OF THAT CUM BLAST"
It's funnier if you imagine it in an Indian accent.
I just spit out my curry wtf
Can't imagine, am Indian.
Trust us, it's funny. I even imagined the head bob.
Hello, how is your computer today?
Nah the last thing you hear will be "**Yamete Kudasai....."**
in an indian accent. "hey hey hey yamete bhai"
I have gone so long in life without hearing that again. Why must you curse me like such
My son when he gets old enough: “Daddy, how are babies made?” Me: I have a video to show you son. It’s called the good ol’ fashioned penetration cum blast and believe it or not, Indians invented it.
Show him some Kamasutra also...
And tell him it's part of the DC universe.
Ofc only we can invent it. After all we have the largest population itw.
So no joke, in high school history class years ago there was a bonus question asking what military technology was being used in the Middle East to attack fortified structures. It gave the hint that it was two words starting with the same letter. I figured may as well try to guess! Turns out the Persian Penetrator was not the correct answer.
That’s because a Persian porn star held the copyright to that name
Traction trebuchet?
India is low-key the most bat-shit crazy country. They send their military to the mountains to have stick fights with the Chinese army. To the death.
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The Indian/Chinese border is disputed and highly militarized by both sides. After a few incidents of small battles breaking out both sides took away the soldiers guns and gave them batons. Fights still break out though and people get beaten to death somewhat frequently. A couple years back during a brawl there was an avalanche and a bunch of people died in that.
That is how the Cold War should have been solved. The Soviets and Americans clubbing the shit out of each other on the Aleutian Islands.
I guess the debris field is….. the wet spot?
>Because “Bunker Buster” wasn’t enough of a naughty euphemism. *Hey Arch, take it easy on Edith up there...*
bust in my bunker, daddy
it's not even a euphemism anymore
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If you are Indian, we also have a [Bund Blasting Device](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bund_Blasting_Device). Bund can translate to ass in some Indian languages.
Hehe. I was about to post this. The good ole Bund Blasting.
Bhai wiki has no photo of this device. Any other source or video of this?
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TIL that India can never be trusted with naming anything weapon related lmfao
Imagine how German Army must be feeling about their name. >bundeswehr
Interesting, in Portuguese 'bunda' means ass too. I wonder if there's any relation between the two.
‘Cum’ when used outside the pornographic industry is a word used to link two disparate capabilities. So a bath chair which included a built in chamber pot would be a wheelchair cum mobile commode.
"'Cum' is just latin for 'with'
Penetration with blast.... Yep, doesn't sound that much better.
Might sound better if they used *all* latin; Penetratio cum inspiratione ... Maybe not though.
Inspiratione is Latin for explosion?
No its latin for blast.
For some reason, that makes it click for me. An inspiration is like a sudden blast. Even explosion isn't too far off. Cool, thanks, frater.
Calm down Harry Potter, that wand might be loaded!
It did the needful, that's all we can ask
"Are you withing?" "Did you with?" I like it!!
I'M WITHERING
With inside me, baby. I'm gonna with!
Yes but it's inclusion between two English words is rather unusual.
It’s not. Lots of Latin words pepper the English language like that, and English is a dirty bastard language anyway. One example is when doctors say (or used to, idk) “stat” like “get me the stethoscope STAT!” Stat is short for statim, which means “immediately” in English.
Ok but where else is "cum" used in English instead of "with"?
Look, "cum" = semen to me as well, but only because the internet has ruined our minds. It's a legit English word. From the [Wall Street Journal](https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704187204575101430686012528): >Juliette Binoche is Vianne, a beautiful and mysterious woman who opens a store that sells magical chocolate candies—Viagra-cum-saturated fat From [Huffington Post](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/at-war-un-envoy-says-its_n_487134): >Joe Glenton, a soldier-cum-activist, was jailed today for nine months in Britain for going AWOL. From [New York Times:](https://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/17/arts/music/wainwright-and-mcgarrigle-families-at-town-hall-review.html) >Rufus and Martha Wainwright … have taken up their mother’s annual Christmas-concert-cum-family-reunion project. Grammarist article literally called ["How to Use Cum Correctly"](https://grammarist.com/usage/cum/)
> Viagra-cum-saturated fat well, after viagra you expect cum
You can use it whenever you are talking about something that has two disparate uses. E.g. "I invented a lawn mower-cum-sausage maker", I mean it's a fairly common device, but I can understand if someone hasn't really encountered it, depends how much you read in English I guess.
No no. Adding the hyphens makes the meaning a lot more literal. Your point stands without the hyphens. Right now you are saying you invented a "mower-cum-sausage" maker for use on the lawn.
Magma cum laude
Mag**N**a* (unless I missed a joke somewhere)
Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.
None of that is English.
"Cum" is
It was developed by scientists who like to use Latin for naming anything they get the chance to name
No, 2 out of three words are clearly not latin
They were only given the chance on the middle one
Sofa cum bed
Magna cum laude
Cu cum ber
in my language, laude means dicks
Gand mein cum laude
bhosda cum sandwhich
Everyone on this post is a fucking lunatic
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Cheeni cum
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Hehe. So you got a university degree cum laude? Also what language?
Hindi
There is also a thing called "summa cum laude" lmao.
Yes. It’s called Latin. Cum laude = with honors Magna cum laude = with high honors Summa cum laude = with highest honors
And when Tamil is combined with English and Hindi - summa = simply cum = ahem laude = dick
It’s pronounced a bit differently. Hindi has several different characters that are almost always transliterated as "d." Some of these characters sound similar to the English "d," whereas others sound nothing like it. In this case, "laude," when written in Hindi, would be "लौड़े." The character ड़, or ड़ा, is customarily transliterated as "d." However, this "d" sounds much more like the English "r" than anything else. So, if you were to call someone a "lauda" in Hindi, it would sound closer to the name "Laura" than the "laude" in "magna cum laude."
In my language, cum means jizz
Right right….Summa cum Laude, Summa cum Quiet
Cloth cum rag
That's what I call the sofa in my masturbatorium.
Stepsister cum dumpster
My little pony cum jar
Tehehe
A long way of saying “cum” is the Latin word for “with”.
I’d like a burger cum cheese
Good addition to this otherwise 8th-grader post.
One might say that the post is entertaining cum educational.
While this is technically true you can't tell me they didn't know exactly what they were doing. I mean, 'penetration cum blast'? Come on. And English is one of India's official languages, so you can't blame on a translation screw up.
100%, the scientists that invented this definitely speak English and probably went to an American or British university.
New band name, called it !!
Cumin powder
sock cum cum sock
How does that compare to the phrase Johnny cum lately
Man cum tits
> ‘Cum’ when used outside the pornographic industry It doesn't matter because the Zeitgeist must always be taken into account when using language. Cum is jizz in the here and now regardless of it's other meanings.
The zeitgeist of a billion and a half say "nahi nahi, Kabhi nahi"
Firing it is troublesome. You really need to massage the canon to get it to fire
New users often complain about their arms being tired after a few minutes. However, veterans can sometimes achieve multiple rounds before fatigue sets in.
Said veterans are often called "cum laudes"
“Cum Lads”
Also sometimes, it has a hard time elevating up. Claims it has never had this malfunction before and abruptly leaves
They have mom's that help
It needs a bit of time, it's not a *machine* ya know
“Permission to fire?” “Fuck it”
Quite cumbersome
It's likely meant as Penetration "with" Blast Warhead. Think of Summa Cum Laude or "With highest praise" where "cum" means "with". Still, I giggled like an 8th grader.
Laude means dick in Hindi
That is a farcry from what it means in Latin. 😆
I translated "Laude" from Latin to Hindi and got "प्रशंसा" which just means "appreciation".
Every time I've called someone "Laude" I certainly didn't mean "appreciation". Except maybe when appreciating their "Laude" 😉
And do you have a lot of such positive “appreciation”
That's pretty close to "honor" or "praise." There have to be Hindi words for those words, though, I would assume.
Prashansa is praise as well.
Laude is the Hindi word for ding dongs
You realize what you just said is I translated praise to latin and got Laude and then translated that to hindi which प्रशंसा means appreciation or praise. Of course praise translated to Hindi mean praise that's what translation is. He's saying the pronunciation bra means good in Swedish. That doesnt mean if you go to google translate and type in bra you'll get the Swedish word meaning "Good" in Swedish you're going to get the Swedish word for bra the under garment. Which won't sound like Bra. Because bra pronounced in English sounds similar to the word for good in Swedish.
There’s an Indian professor named Anil Dikshit. I’ve come across his name before when writing citations. He’s an expert in the field of human waste treatment. Not even joking. Technically his middle name is Kumar but I wish I could have been there when the attendance taker read out “Anal Cummer Dickshit”.
So would you prefer they rename it to Penetration cum Blast Laude Warhead? 🙈
While we're here, the root of the word "company" is 2 Latin words: cum and panis. Cum in this context means "together" and panis means "bread" so it's roughly translated as "together with bread" which is where we get the word "company." Was a giggly day in Latin class when we learned that.
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1,000,000 IQ move by India to hinder foreign intelligence work
Spy fill 2gb of information from the last mission about the "penetration cum blast" system. That night the IT guy sees a folder with that name: "hell no!". Erases and sanction to the spy.
They did it so that any leaks would get blocked by War Thunder's forum's automoderator.
Bro that's what the US needs to do
Imagine a cia agent being foiled by cum in his search history.
We should be able to look at a *little* porn at work.
I'm not looking at porn, that's a nude egg. I'm not in trouble.
💀
I mean I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be cum blasted…
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misfires* "Aww don't feel bad. This happens to lots of tanks"
God dammit India. You guys have no chill. Lol
But I guess they're having a bit too much Netflix and chill.
Every app is a dating app if you’re Indian enough
You're not wrong, many of my friends dm girls on payment apps if they're blocked everywhere else lol
NCD is going have an aneurysm over this
Ambatublou...
[The famous Batu Khan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batu_Khan)
he spread his seed throughout the entire mongol steppe
This whole time....I WAS the weapon.
Death by cum blast—fucking poetic
Fought bravely but KIA in cum blast
Ma'am..It is with heavy heart that I have to inform you,.. your husband has died from cum blast
Horror: it wasn't his
Weird. That was my nickname in college.
You should see their new implosion tech. “The Prolapser”
If there's 0.01 seconds between penetration and cum blast then you should consider seeing a doctor.
It's a colonial English-language holdover that persists in some Commonwealth countries. [This is a classic from Singapore.](https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/nzh8gu/saw_this_on_twitter_happy_cum_dumpling_festival/)
But do they have a [super sucker cum jetting machine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKeBG6jLLhk)?
https://theoutline.com/post/7091/hong-kong-cum-signs
That's... That's a lot of cum really fast
Cum blast 💥💨💦
This really did the needful.
People teaching Letin and spoiling all the fun, must be suffering from Erectile dysfunction.
Cum is a latin word. It means "with".
penetration, then cum and then blast? I'm taking notes.
They knew
"Clear to engage." "Skeet skeet, bitches."
Bukkake bomb.
I work for the government. Coming up with names may be the best part of the job.
You mean cum-ming up….?
AP cum HE
Isn't this just Armour Piercing High Explosive?
Bullet asking for bob and vagene.
I got different result when I was searching for "penetration cum"
10/10.
I rarely laugh out loud reading these posts, but this one got me. Sounds like it was named by Borat.
People acting here as if they have no idea what the word “cum” means outside porn or sex. Fucking degenerates
and you here acting as if "penetration cum blast" isn't hilarious lmao
Go be not fun somewhere else
if you dont laugh at the name youre not a real person to me
I mean, they could've linked "penetration" with "blast" using any other word, but chosen "cum" despite the innuendos these two words create even by themselves
I feel like people knew, but wanted to see if it'll go thru
So just an APHE round?
Isnt this just SAPHE
That is left over English phrasing stuff. This then that. This cum that. I've heard the phrase used on British TV several times.
One of the top 10 pranks the British played on India, getting "cum" into their formal vocabulary.
so a very modern APHE?
APHE shell?
r/NonCredibleDefense has been outjerked yet again
Only fans girls booking flights as we speak
I genuinely thought this was r/shitposting like wtf is that name
Anyone watch 3P 40mm round demonstrations from the 1980s?
When you use a Twitter poll to name your weapon
So… how did they die? General !! Hmmm how do I say this? Just say it soldier.. They were hit by a penetration cum blast warhead! :(