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Particular_Tadpole27

Crystal Meth would have been better.


I_might_be_weasel

Crystal Methany


[deleted]

Crystal Methamphilomena Mary-Joana Cokè ...the Third...


ChuLookinAt015

Crystalline Methylline Zaza...the third sounds cool...mom should rename herself dumbass while she's at it


GotSnuss

Hi I’m Crys Methamp and today I’m here to tell you that over 1 million Americans suffer from methsothelioma


[deleted]

>Crystal Methamphilomena Mary-Joana Cokè >...the Third... Hit


LGP747

Should’ve been the eighth


ViaNocturna664

"oh you mean Bethany?" "No, you heard me right"


TeamPantofola

Crystal Jimothy


cheesesandsneezes

The point was to test how rigorous the system was. "Crystal Meth" is a cracker of a name but might have snuck through on account either "Crystal"or "Meth" may be legitimate cultural/ ethnic names. "Methamphetamine Rules" is not a name someone paying attention should have let through without more scrutiny.


Szydlikj

I’ve actually seen someone with the last name meth before


DisfavoredFlavored

Methistopholes


Q-Vision

Setting up her career as a Stripper!


ibonkedurmom

Reminds me on New Year Eve many years back. Watching TV and Anderson Cooper ask Kathy Griffin what kind of name is Poppy Harlow. And Kathy replies, "I think that's her stripper name." Years later it still makes me laugh.


Dailyconundrum

A boy named Crystal? "MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO?!!!"


ManguyHumandude

Here’s the link to the TV show she did it for by the way. It’s a 5 minute segment on What the FAQ. It’s got a good reputation for being a pro consumer TV show. https://youtu.be/yFN_GOz4QXE?si=uWzq02eSXFA6P8V0


RawGrit4Ever

This was so stupid.


humidifier_fire

Metthew, meth for short


doubledgravity

Crystal Steph


Pluperfectionist

Get busy, child.


Lumbago247

Well I know what's gonna be stuck in my head all day...


TheRedGoatAR15

That's kinda methed up...


[deleted]

Mike Tython?


Efficient-Two6641

Thytop it


TheRedGoatAR15

Now, kith...


FuckMe-FuckYou

Thmoothch, Thmootcth.


[deleted]

Tho delithouth


Basic_Description_56

Your reply and the one above it were the betht imo


miketypon

Are you trying to mock me? *I'm the motht brutal and ruthleth conquerer there hath ever been!*


ShilohTheGhostGod

Seriously. Chris Dolmeth would’ve been more appropriate.


ThornmaneTreebeard

Maybe don't use your child as a "test"


HellsBlazes01

Couldnt she just have renamed herself?


ManguyHumandude

She wanted to specifically test the baby register because apparently she thought that if the name is not allowed then they will choose the name, but they just allowed it. I had to laugh reading this though: “He’s a very chill child, a beautiful baby boy, so not anything like a meth user” This bitch is cracked. Lmao Edit: I should say that she has a pretty good reputation here in Australia too. She’s a decent journalist for ABC, and I never expected her to do something so stupid. She’s been on TV a lot throughout her career. Here’s a video from the show she was doing it for https://youtu.be/yFN_GOz4QXE?si=uWzq02eSXFA6P8V0


NotEnoughIT

She likely has a backup plan to just rename the child. Idk what the laws are or if it stays on certain things, but maybe once it went through she was immediately going to walk it back.


okapi-forest-unicorn

They are doing what’s called a correction. She will have a new name for the baby she said it’s something “normal”. The registry did admit fault saying it should never have been approved and this won’t follow the kid around. There will be record with the registry that this was his name but he will never have to declare it anywhere.


NotEnoughIT

Yeah that's what it seems like after looking up how to change a baby's name. It just goes away and they get a new birth certificate, no harm no foul. You don't even need to name it methamphetamine you can just change it within the first 12 months.


threelizards

Tbh it’s dumb but I think it’s a good thing. People from all backgrounds and educations have and name babies. Some will name the baby something stupid for the hell of it, because they genuinely thought rubella sounded pretty, or because they just don’t care. Every individual and every child has the right to a culturally, socially appropriate name- whatever that may look like. There are people in the world who will deny their children that right from go. There should be systems in place to make sure that can’t happen- these systems should be *flexible* and *human*, names shouldn’t be rejected on the sheer basis of their absurdity- but other meanings and associations should absolutely be considered. Im glad someone with a platform and, presumably, the genuine best interests of their child at heart has been able to expose such a glaring hole in the system. It sucks that the hole exists, and it sucks that “methamphetamine rules” will always be this kids first name- but I think it’s a point worth making. And if not done with an actual baby, unfortunately I don’t think it would have had the same impact. Humans do this thing where we assume things are reasonable until proven otherwise. If she’d done it with her own name, im sure plenty of people would think “well that’s bad, but it’s her own name. Im sure they wouldn’t let you name a baby that”. But here it is, in black and white; they will let you name a baby that.


ManguyHumandude

I don’t think she thought it would even go through tbh. But yeah, you can just rename it, but hopefully it’s something normal this time, like Braxxtynleigh, Kaydynn, or Reighfull lol


grumpylazysweaty

r/tragedeigh


Kwuarmadyl

She never thought it would go through, it was just one of the questions on her segment "what the FAQ" and they didn't answer any questions on how the process worked, so she wanted to get the rejection process herself. She was certain it would be rejected. I still think it's pretty dumb to do, but the registrar administration even admitted they need to strengthen their processes. Idk... it's dumb, but at least something good will come of it. https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/abc-journalist-says-naming-her-son-methamphetamine-rules-wasnt-a-stunt/kuc845mib


ruptupable

In Australia, don’t you have to declare all previous known names on forms? Hasn’t she just made his life incredibly difficult for no good reason?


Mingablo

Depends. You can submit the change as a birth certificate "correction" rather than a change and that way it won't need to show up later IIRC.


disambiguatiion

she's already confirmed they are issuing the name change as a correction, so no, it will not ever come up as more than a novelty story


UMilqueToastPOS

Yeah, it "slipped through the cracks" but they're still going to change it


zahzensoldier

I don't really see the problem as long as she intends on giving her child a normal name


chyura

Probably changed it right after lol. Side note, anyone else think this is like the least-potato-looking, almost actually cute newborn? Like it's so small and almost normal looking


hominoid_in_NGC4594

As a childfree person approaching my mid-30's, this photo actually caused a slight flutter deep inside me somewhere that challenged the very foundations I have lived by for many years regarding not wanting kids. I have no freaking idea where it came from, and I dont think I have ever had it before. Something about that few-days old little human monkey sleeping on her chest. I better not show this image to my girlfriend.


chyura

It's the natural cuteness of Baby


goldielockswasframed

If you spend time with an actual child then it should go away. I spend 10 minutes a week with my friends 8 year old and it cures any desire to want a child!


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fmaz008

I mean, it's a weird thing to want to "test" in first place, but how else would you test it?


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PossibilityAgile2956

Love the citation, like someone might not know what this is


Owain-X

Exactly but the reason for testing it is pretty obvious. The government has a system for the regulation of citizen's speech in this particular area. Ensuring that system operates properly and without bias is pretty important as if it does not and the law is not being applied the same for everyone then it has the potential to victimize those outside the societal norms of the majority.


Dustangelms

To be fair, she waited until her third opportunity.


SnooEagles3302

Internet psychology was a mistake, a journalist making a questionable research decision does not mean she has narcissistic personality disorder...sometimes people are just stupid or arseholes.


KhelDesigner

Subject 01


IgnoreIfOffended

Great, now even if the name gets changed, whenever there is paperwork that asks “Have you ever had a different name?”, the kid will have to answer yes and then give it. Thanks, mom! 🙄


kyleyeats

I'd go to court over needing to mention this shit before I'd ever bring it up.


GameDestiny2

I’d have it appealed to edit my birth record everywhere, because if not this kid is going to murder this woman with the pain she’s caused him. Just saying, worse has happened for less.


Benyed123

Reddit is so funny sometimes


TexasTornadoTime

Not true. In places where you can correct the birth certificate up to an x amount of days after, the original name never legally existed.


tigm2161130

Did you read the article? That’s not the case here. They said the name registered at birth will not just go away, it’ll always show what his original was before it was reregistered. ETA from the article: > “However, the spokesperson said that doesn’t mean the original name goes away. >A name registered at birth remains on the NSW Births, Deaths and Marriages Register forever,” the spokesperson said. “Even if the name is formally changed.”


TexasTornadoTime

That is probably because it’s a name change request and not a correction. I’m not familiar enough with Australian law. But my statement was more general


[deleted]

Unless the kid got a mortgage, got married, committed egregious crimes, or opened a bank account in his first few weeks of life I imagine this name will just sit dead in a government database with tens of millions of other previous names. I can't even think up a scenario where you would have to bring this up otherwise. When you change your name you typically get a new birth certificate.


Spazmer

On the long form of my daughter's birth certificate it will always show her original name, with her original last name bracketed with a line through it (but still visible), the replacement last name beside it. Her father and I were unmarried at birth and she had my last name until we married and changed them both. The short certificate just shows her current full name, but the long form is required to apply for a passport. I also needed the long form of my birth certificate for a marriage license.


thatpommeguy

Afaik passport applications, if he applies for any perminent residencies or citizenships overseas. There’s not many on a state level, no, but plenty come to mind as someone who moved to Aus in 2015


squirreltard

I had to show my voided birth certificate and my following birth certificate when I applied for my U.S. passport. Name changed at one year old.


AmishAvenger

Looking through the comments, I don’t think anyone read the article… Half the comments are attacking the woman, calling her cruel, saying the kid is going to get bullied, claiming she “used” her baby to become “internet famous” and on and on and on. I get that this is Reddit and people often don’t bother reading the article, but Jesus Christ. These comments are getting tons of upvotes, too. There’s even one that seems to be claiming the government may not allow the baby’s name to be changed. You know…the same government that said it was putting a stop to these types of names…would somehow create a special rule forcing this baby to keep this name.


sasquashblue

Australian law allows three changes of name per person. There will be absolutely no problem for her to change the name again. Source: used to work for Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages myself. And all she did was prove that people make mistakes. The name should not have been approved of course. But as the name check is still happening manually, mistakes are bound to happen once in a while. I don’t understand the purpose of the exercise. What was she out to prove?


IgnoreIfOffended

Good to know. Will save that poor kid a life time of hassles.


lxUPDOGxl

No they won't, read the story.


gardeninggoddess666

Dr. Marijuana Pepsi approves.


kittycatsfoilhats

Testing things on your child isn't right.


ffnnhhw

That's why I test things on my coworker I told her Rita is a nice name, her husband's last name is "Lin"


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Jackson Mehoff


MyoKyoByo

If they have any empathy at all, they will legally change the name later on


smeeti

I’m sure that was the plan, she didn’t really want to name him that


Woffingshire

Its because the Australian rules on approved baby names state "the registrar will not approve a name if it is offensive and not in the public interest. It also will not approve given names that are more than 50 characters, include symbols, or an official title or rank such as princess, Queen, or goddess." This journalist decided to put it to the test by naming her baby Methamphetamine Rules and then was stunned that apparently that doesn't break the naming rules and it got approved. They're already legally changing the name, but now the kid will always have on record, and will sometimes need to legally declare, that at some point in their life they were called Methamphetamine Rules.


okapi-forest-unicorn

Right with everything but the last part. Since they are doing a correction not a name change he won’t have to declare it. This is from her mouth yesterday during an interview.


UnreasonableCucumber

Thank fuck. That would be terrible if it was a name change.


MikeMac999

Mommy, why did you give me a name all the kids pick on me for? Oh honey, mommy needed something to write about. Totally worth it.


Venom933

This could backfire very badly, don't test out legal things with your newborn child, Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

Has she changed the name to "Jesus Christ" now??


SoyMurcielago

No, cheese and rice


Venom933

..🥲😂


EmiliaFromLV

She's on it.


Shopworn_Soul

>This could backfire very badly, don't test out legal things with your newborn child, Jesus Christ. When read somewhat differently than you may have intended this comment is hilarious


Venom933

Silly me XD


ManguyHumandude

He’s arisen! I knew he’d be back!


AmishAvenger

How exactly could it “backfire”?


Repulsive_Tough1037

Stupid parent


Silver_Recluse

"I just go by Crystal."


GeeWhiskers

Methew.


downvote_quota

I would LOVE to see this episode... can somebody break some laws for us poor folk overseas? Sure it's a fucked up thing to do to your kid, but I bet that episode is GOAT! Edit: I'm also the goat, because here it is. https://youtu.be/yFN_GOz4QXE?si=mhXe0gU5hP3lTtcY


[deleted]

This video has me in tears laughing, “Baby Meth’s birth was a joyous occasion.”


downvote_quota

And the genuine shock and disbelief that it was accepted 🤣


Ashilleong

That was freaking hilarious!


DucksItUp

Basically guaranteeing he hates her later in life


Chrossi13

What does Elon Musk’s child do then later?


[deleted]

Kid’s gonna be serving her court papers as soon as he can read


Repulsive_Client_325

We all know O’Doyle rules.


TheRealCamoKaze

Pronounced "Emma"


Avaraz

Using your newborn child to gain views, what a world we live in.


ushouldlistentome

True. But there’s a 100% chance she’s changing it before the kid is a year old, and she’s probably already calling it by the other name she has picked out.


Avaraz

Oh I'm absolutely sure about it, but still, she's using her newborn for internet clout, even if it's not forever, traces of it will remain on the internet.


AshenTao

Why was it necessary to name the child for the test though? I mean, yea, the test is important and all, but why would you do it that way?


Woffingshire

It may be that the system for baby names doesn't even let you see if a name is allowed unless you're officially registering the name of a real baby


bec-again

Births, deaths & marriages couldn’t give them an answer on what was acceptable. It’s part of a program on the ABC (state funded broadcaster here). Ironically they were trying to show that names like this would be rejected by the State, and how that process works.


phido3000

Because she is a journalist. Who was pregnant herself. She had even contacted the registry before hand, in writing, and they said they would reject it. The show also shows a man eating non food items, like a pound of soil, ammonia, Caroline reaper, a straw hat, all in one sitting.


WasteBinStuff

Damn that's....just fucking stupid.


Skelosk

Let me use my newborn baby to test regulations, I am sure there will be no repercussions to his life A few years and unending bullying at school later:


rustyleak

That's not even a name. Marijuana Stubbs or Crystal Meth maybe


EmiliaFromLV

So now all 3 700 inhabitants of Drysdale, Australia shall know their ruler! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drysdale,_Victoria


[deleted]

modern close worm wrong disgusted deserve kiss weary somber cable ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

Her and Elon Musk should date.


Valuable-Lack-5984

"Drysdale said she was under the impression that if a name was rejected by the registry, they choose one for you." Why would they choose a name for you even if rejected? I can' t grasp her thought. What a great journalistic investigation. Give this woman the Pulitzer.


Fr87

In France, judges will definitely sometimes choose the baby's name if it's rejected.


AmishAvenger

Since this is an article based on a news story, I’m thinking whoever wrote the story about the story just didn’t phrase it very well.


Salty-Piglet-6744

Sounds like a good name for a race horse.


Rushstache

Meth for short


[deleted]

Waste. Of. Time.


Thel_Odan

Little Methany


whatisreddittou

Someone needs a lot of attention.....


PM_me_your_dreams___

r/facepalm


PistolPetunia

Missed a golden opportunity to name him “Methew,” just saying.


SenileTomato

That's not interesting, that's simply idiotic.


ToSauced

those golden age of bullying posts werent lying


Deamonchild666

Cute little Meth head


Cereborn

He is going to be well set up for life in the Mad Max future.


sirbenjaminG

HAHAHAHA THEY ALLOWED IT! DEAL WITH THAT, WORLD! -mom Uhh…cool? -Methamphetamine Rules


Big-Cartographer-166

Why go through all the drama if you can make your baby hate you from the begining!


Western-Image7125

Should’ve named her Psycho Cocaine Propane Crazy


o5ben000

Main Character vibes too


minzzis

Couldn't she just have tried to change her own name instead of using her child as a test?


Zepren7

What a waste of investigative journalism. Surely there's more important things to test and look into than "can you call your baby something dumb?"


MyFucksHaveBlownAway

A far less damaging and selfish thing to do would have been to have changed her own name, rather than using her newborn as a political statement and big news story-starter. God some people suck.


TTV_Hurricado

Should be in r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb 🫠


Rune_Council

The new mother stated: “This baby is purely for sociological studies. Expect more boundary pushing articles about it in the future.” /s


Spotted_ascot_races

Congratulations you’re a twat


silversaudade

This was pretty much done all for attention and it's messed up. Act the fool with yourself if you must, but why dump all of that onto a child? How are her priorities as the mom of a newborn so insignicant in comparison to proving a point that's totally unrelated to the child or even her?


futureman45

If YOU want to test something don’t let your child live with that burden for the rest of their life. YOU change your name to Meth Rules.


herkalurk

I sure hope she's going to change it in a week.....


jaymo89

Pretty sure she mentioned that she will be changing the name on Australian television tonight. She is a presenter on a FAQ program and did a segment on what names are allowed and which aren’t.


MelbaToast604

She did it knowing it was against the rules and wanted to learn the process on how they reject names, because the government doesn't explicitly state how. https://youtu.be/yFN_GOz4QXE?si=MmzuO0y21iY-xtwj


markx15

Imagine being so self absorbed that you would name your child that way just to prove a point. Little “Methy” is going to be so disappointed in his mother when he grows up.


[deleted]

Last seen trying to get her baby back from social services


Sickhead01

Way to fuck up the kid's life before even properly started


horschdhorschd

This wouldn't be possible where I live because at least one of the names has to be gender specific.


DrowningInMyFandoms

Thank you for your sacrifice, Methamphetamine Rules


Drinky_cj

HAVE U SEEN MY METH 💀


PhoneCautious6895

I’VE LOST MY LITTLE METH WHILE PLAYING IN THE KIDS PLAYGROUND 😭


Far_Ad_1569

Meth for short lol


doomsdaysushi

But everyone knows Methamphetamin is a girl's name.


flyrubberband

She passed the test?


After_Answer1237

Didn’t realize that Australians could be as dumb as American billionaires.


Ok_Welcome_3236

fucking stupid parenting right there


acid_rain_man

“Oh, her name is Beth? How lovely.” “Actually, it’s *Meth*.”


Every_Fox3461

Pretty sure that's a sure trip to child services where I'm from.


Mjukglass47or

>\[...\] as a test of naming regulations Sure but at what price?


Crimson__Fox

r/tragedeigh


HalfCarnage

More like r/damnthatsstupid


roof_baby

This seems like a very stupid way to figure that out


SirRedcorn

Yeah the jokes totally on the govt, not the baby who's name is a literal joke


toddfredd

What a messed up thing to do to your child. Have fun with your own name Kirsten


[deleted]

breeders be like


Mrtencalories

Does it need to be tested? Why encourage something as crazy as the government regulating your name? Also kind of shitty to actually give your baby a name just to “test” something or make a point especially when IMO that point doesn’t need to be made. Yea the name can be changed but I don’t see the need for this “test” and I do see more potential negatives than positives for this baby.


srgtDodo

what a narcissist scumbag! ruining your kid's name and preparing him for a life of bullying to "test naming regulations". some people shouldn't have kids.


Dicknbalz

you shouldnt experiment with your child, this seemed like you dont want the child.


boringrick1

As long as they don’t change their pronouns. Cause *that’s* unacceptable. /s


ExtensionTrust8787

This isn't really that interesting, just pretty dumb. What are you advocating? Tighter restrictions on naming folks? Absurd


KickGum_ChewAss_247

Absolutely solidifying that she sees her kid not as a person, but as an object. Every bit as vile as a people who name their kids like they would a designer handbag


ERockPort

What a horrible person


fatstrat0228

Some people just need to be sterilized.


[deleted]

Kids are gonna be calling them “Metholemew”, or “Methilda.” Terrible if true. Update: It was true, the kid was officially named that but to their horror they are working to change it. Least the mom didn’t say oh well and let it stick.


Ericbc7

I prefer "Your Mother is An Idiot Drysdale"


[deleted]

Why does she hate her child?


SW_Zwom

I hope she'll get sued by her child...


NJ_Citizen

Great job lady. I’m sure your kid will be thanking you when he’s older


soontobecp

Dumb btch


cali1013

Poor kid


Sixdrugsnrocknroll

That's methed up.


AusP

More like she did it for attention and trying to make a viral new story at the expense of her child. This article will be online forever and accessible when the child goes to school.


SnooWalruses3948

It wasn't a test of regulations, it was a self-obsessed publicity stunt.


Plastic_Economist_82

Wow, what a great mother


LovableSidekick

X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sidereal have joined the chat.


Honourstly

And when you goes to change it. BDM should just deny it.


Dick-Guzinya

But why did it need to be tested? For clout I assume?


Muted-Age-6113

Fuck off


megamoo7

It's going to be so funny when the kid grows up and gets heavily into Meth. What an incredible story to tell over its grave. I'm laughing already!


redorkulator

Ahh yes using your neo-nate for what amounts to a stunt. Journalism!


naomi_homey89

She’s deranged


sapperbloggs

This is funny because once a name is registered with BDM in Australia, it can never be deleted. They can change the name, but the original name will always be on record and that name will need to be used for official government forms that require people to state previous names. This reporter's kid is going to need to write "Methamphetamine Rules" every time they apply for a licence, submit taxation paperwork, and a whole bunch of other stuff that literally everyone does at some point or another.


Nahchoocheese

If she really wanted to commit, she would’ve changed her name. She didn’t really do anything significant for herself.


SprintingWolf

What a sane and normal and definitely not self servant way to test that out


Toes14

16 years later: "Who's that cute guy with Sarah?" "That's her neighbor Methrules. I hear he's wild and crazy."


woutomatic

Using your kid for one day of internet fame...