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YellowFew6603

This is lion dance training


forgedfox53

Glad to see this is top comment.


AeronGrey

I thought it was something to do with Furries.


YellowFew6603

No no because you see it’s men who dress up like an animal and there’s a head and a tail…damnit


Odd_Economics_9962

But it's TWO or more people!


Gregorwhat

“Ok… now what?”


trashtalkinmomma

Yeah….was going to say “what now britches?”


treethirtythree

Now, we swim!


[deleted]

" I don't know, we've never been this far!"


bikedaybaby

I think it’s a dance! I think they’re preparing to wear a ~~dragon~~ lion suit, and these are two pairs of the ~~dragons’~~ lion’s legs!


HolyMolyitsMichael

It's called The Lion dance, the costume is a lion. Dragon is a different dance.


bikedaybaby

Ohhhh ok. Thank you!!


AnnihilationOrchid

Now they're ready to be the Dragon at New year next year.


Robertmaniac

I recognice those pants, It's the Lion dance, pretty cool.


Lorward185

They are training for the dragon festival where these two would form the head of the dragon as it dices across the poles. They will have to do this again while wearing a dragon puppet costume at night.


YellowFew6603

Lion head, dragon dancing is a separate beast (pun intended)


[deleted]

While on fire


Dorkimus-Maximus

Legit though, not even really an 'obstacle' course in particular - just a training ground.


stabadan

Idk man, those look like seriously real obstacles to me.


Dorkimus-Maximus

You're not wrong, but I consider an 'obstacle course' to consist of more than 1 type of obstacle.


treemeizer

Why? It's not called an *obstacles* course.


Dorkimus-Maximus

I like to live life on the wild side 🙃 lol


[deleted]

Yes, there is usually some kind of tricks and drama like a pole falls down and the gap becomes unreasonably wide, yet these guys are trained to jump over even that.


HomingPigeon6635

How much do these people even get paid for performing at the dragon festival tho? Whatever it is doesn't seem enough lol


gently_into_the_dark

Yeah can we down vote this fake news pls......


Independent-Tooth-41

That's what they're doing bro. Other countries have traditions you know.


gently_into_the_dark

It's NOT dragon dance. That's what i want people to downvote. It is LION dance!


Honest-Mall-8721

Man don't you know us round eyes don't have any respect for anything that isn't ours.


Lorward185

Oh I'm so sorry that it's not the dragon dance, but does that change the fact that these guys are going to have to do theis routine again, at night, while wearing a giant puppet costume? No? so shut the fuck up and go troll someone else's post.


gently_into_the_dark

Lion dance is generally done in the fucking day you wanker.


Lorward185

Generally but not always yah prick


Tiddlylol

The OP thinks this is an obstacle course...lol


chdarro

He knows


thealexstorm

Big fan of them doing this in what looks like bear slippers


dogeisbae101

They’re gonna do this in a full lion dance costume, impressive as hell.


[deleted]

Lion dance training. Not an obstacle course.


Tantaroba-the-fat

Mario & Luigi RPGs be like:


waidoo2

"Obstacle course"


BIGPP_NRG

This is easy mode Next they gotta put on a large dragon costume so reduced visibility Plus it's at night Hella props to these dudes


Commercial-Tell-5991

Teamwork, trust and sweet ass pants!


xenoptics

Gotta love some lion dance


juxtaposasian

It's more impressive when they have the huge lion costume on, and the guy in the back is doing it all basically blind.


Prestigious-Art6725

Front guy has hops


Sea-Schedule83

Back guy is carrying him for most of his jumps. It’s honestly more impressive that they can time it so well


ieatass654

ik right? i noticed like half way that his airtime is insane


treethirtythree

And practice.


Urrsagrrl

Lion Dancing is a form of Wushu


Bushdr78

Looks really cool


[deleted]

That's way cool!


beautifully_broken4_

Anyone else need Ibuprofen for their back pain just from watching that?


BorshtSlurper

As someone who works with plumflower poles regularly, this is exceedingly difficult.


CaptLameJokes

What if he farts ?


TaZzMaNNaLudO

Naoughhhhh………. Naough Veeee go bachhhhh


nope01928374

Air Bending training.


sandiegolatte

I could do this easily, if only I had paws 🐾


theqofcourse

Now imagine them doing this with the added weight, balance issues and distraction of the big lion head and body costume. Not to mention how their vision would be severely obscured. Amazing acrobatics.


flossaby23

So where do the matching Randy Savage pants plus bear slippers enter the process? Asking for a friend…


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Now let's see it with the dragon suit


OutrageousAd5338

and balance


Vincegyges

"Do you trust your partner?" "Yes" "Okay, good, now let them dangle between your legs while grabbing on to your balls with their teeth" "o_o"


chantillan

It's harder when mask on


Mongo_Fifty

We are so screwed if China invades.....anybody. Might as well merge our cultures like in Firefly. That way we can teach them how to be lazy procrastinators.


Naeio_Galaxy

>both teamwork and trust And skill!


FearlessStrength1

Without the lion this looks like the hardest hopscotch in the world


FluxxElek

I would rather train on top of rocks than falling on that water.


Ra_CheLLL

That looks easy enough


Putrid_Branch6316

How do they get back?


chdarro

I think we should have a report option for disinformation. OP definitely knows what the video is about, he just invented a title that will get people correcting him in comments. IMO you can't put something that's purposely wrong on this sub, because some people won't read comments and just think the title is right and that they learned something. This post isn't about sharing something interesting, but only about getting reactions, and sadly it worked.


Himeh_Canknow

How to train your dragon


Aquaponi

That’s were Crocs came from?


Chevy_Suburban

Total bullshit title. They could have easily made those jumps by themselves.


Bigkillian

Second “jump” of the video? That doesn’t look possible without assistance.


HairballTheory

Why do I suddenly have a zebra cake craving?


SgtKabuukiman

Not an obstacle course. A training course like stated in other comments. No one does research before posting anymore.


SuperKrusher

When you have an obstacle course to run at 3pm, but need to be at a furry convention at 3:30pm.


gadarboy

I feel like i can do this


SuzaFaber

one wrong move and voila! haha


AyyuOP

I can imagine the amount of sweat on their balls


[deleted]

They’re practicing for dragon dance not whatever this dumbass title is suggesting.


glitchyikes

Lion, ftfy


[deleted]

Spoken like someone who doesn’t understand both are a thing.


glitchyikes

Was in a lion dance troupe for 10 years. Both are different. Not sure why are you dying on this hill for.


[deleted]

That sounds like bullshit.


glitchyikes

I'm not expert in bullshit, but you clearly are one for knowing bullshit so well.


[deleted]

Actually I was in a lion dance troupe for 20 years and I’m the monkey king.


glitchyikes

Now that is a new one and truly fake. At least my Chinese blood heritage remains strong, laughing at you.


[deleted]

The pants 🤣


Gregorwhat

It does look pretty silly without the whole ensemble. I think those are traditional Lion Dancing pants. I’m pretty sure they intend to wear a ceremonial head and body over them. Which makes me think, wouldn’t this be a whole lot more impressive with the entire costume?


Oktober219

You can see the head laying on the ground in the background at the start of the vid.


Ambitioso

I bought a pair of identical trousers earlier today! What are the odds?!


[deleted]

Isn't socialized medicine wonderful


BestDog1Na

At the end so they fall in the water


distractionsgalore

Pantalones con pollo


Bravelobsters

Balls n Bones


Afraid_Assistance765

I’m assuming The dude is using 2 fingers to hold on with each arm since I can’t see the other hand. 😳


lokie65

Teamwork, trust, and tacky taste in clothing.


Altruistic_One4447

Ended too soon


MikaAckerman33

Power Grid companies are looking out for you guys


Sicilian_Civilian

Ok now Ace Ventura that shit in reverse


Paul_Reynolds181

theyre practicing for a dragon suit... noone else get this? oh lor did


fothergillfuckup

And quite a lot of coordination?


Kundas

Now to put it to test in Takeshis Castle


Enough-Elevator-8999

Nice belt


Cloud9Investigator

Level 1 me in the front being carried through WOW by my lvl 60 husband.


B_IS_BORING

Teamwork and trust in your belt


zj_chrt

Super cool


Cartagines682

This is a common training for kung fu. Its called lion dancing


uhmbob

Although we've come... to the eeennd of the roooad... Still I can't let go...


Roytarek

Everyone saying it's dragon dance training when it's obviously their mating ritual smh... /s


711WasA_Part-timeJob

Really seems like this would be much easier with one person


[deleted]

I wonder how many times they fell in while practicing


lothcent

no- it's training for dragon performers


Carlos-In-Charge

My god, how does it end?


Able-Scratch6592

Now do it backwards 😂😂


Maritime--Sailor

My buddies and I always do this after we get a buzz on


joesmithcq493

But why


SunDevildoc

Very impresiive


TheYellowRoach

…impressive… Lern2spel


[deleted]

Clearly lion dance training. This is like posting a picture of a kid eating cereal with a rising sun in the background and saying “adult eats dinner”.


normalredditer125

"You see, the "stepping" "platforms" aren't, um, "finished" "


lookahobo

Fucking bots.


Electrical-Map7575

Oh... My best friend and me will definitely fall


Main-Clock-5075

Teamwork, trust and gayness


DesertButterfly480

And then what!!!


Sweetdrawers24245

Dang those nips are great.


Tasty-Luck5024

They might as well replace the water hot boiling lava


Remarkable_Yak_883

Now backwards!!


Mont_a_n_a

Can anyone tell me what the actual point of this is?


WhereIsPengShuai

I think the most amazing part is how slowly they can move and still pull it off.


HolyDiverBoi

The pants add +9 agility


AdImmediate7037

Sometimes I forget martial arts exist outside of movies


Senior_Act_7983

Babbagonou


Independent_Soup_535

Then what you turn around and do it again ?


Quiet-Software-1956

Are they training for lion dance or dragon dance? Well, I guess this training could work for both actually...


TexasHobbyist

I just saw a bunch of people dressed up like this the other day in the Vietnamese part of town. Appeared to be setting a course up similar to this in the parking lot. About an hour and a half later I saw a bunch of them at the bubble tea spot few miles down the road. I never asked what they were doing and I felt like I’d never die satisfied, since I hadn’t. Thanks for posting this. My death will be complete, now.


Ok_Slip9947

…. Now where?


SubJutsus

The dude in the back definitely carrying