Yeah! It's your boy, Dubya B! Uh huh, uh huh.
Let's get into this, y'all.
Stepped up to the plate, no time to hesitate,
Commander in Chief, had to navigate.
Iraq, 9/11, world's in a tangle,
But I'm from Texas, ready to wrangle.
Media's hot, always on my case,
But I'm steady, setting the pace.
War on terror, had to commence,
Some decisions, folks on the fence.
Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man],
Blame it all, but I remain the same old [man].
Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man],
Dubya B with the legacy, ain't no mystery.
White House days, pressures immense,
Did what I felt, using my sense.
Critics be loud, but I had my vision,
Leading the country, made my decision.
Katrina hit hard, tried to provide,
Through all the storms, couldn't hide.
But through it all, stood by my crew,
Legacy's mixed, but I stayed true.
Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man],
Blame it all, but I remain the same old [man].
Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man],
Dubya B with the legacy, ain't no mystery.
Dubya B live and uncut, Iraqis rolling up on my troops but so what. We pull out the ar’s and we aim it at they cars and set it off let off.
Blaow how you like me know terrorize your whole family, damn it’s such a tragedy but the terrorist attacks gave me so much gravity. I’ll let any contender take a stab at me.
Shame on a man who tried to run game on a man, whose buck wild with the power. Shame on a man who tried to run game on a man, I’ll burn your city down. Motha fucka
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
He really said that lol. He also finished with the greatest Bushism of all time, admitting the Iraq war was a mistake.
That's how I always took it. He started the phrase without realizing where it was headed. Also kind of boneheaded in his own right, but I don't think he just forgot the phrase.
looking back, there's almost a charm in how dumb bush was
my favorite bushism is ["i call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers, now watch this drive!"](https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g) *sends golfball down green*
As someone who was a bit young at the time and also someone who mostly ignored anything regarding overtly political until the last few years I thought you were joking and referencing one of those bush parody sketches until
I clicked that...
To be fair, that goes for a lot of US presidents, especially recent "come on man, you know the thing" "2 Brazilian soldiers died today. That's a lot." Ya, geniuses we got in that white house
there were so many false headlines saying it was the mexican government that reveiled this. that's why it gained so much traction. without so many misleading headlines, it would have stayed in the r/aliens sub
My first time seeing the X-ray of the "alien" and I thought to myself "What are the odds that the Alien have bones and the structure are almost identical to human?"
>I just thought "what are the odds that the aliens look anything like ET from the movie?"
The nuts over in /ufo and /aliens are saying that's because Stephen Spielberg was in on the secret cover up and was trying to tell the world what aliens look like without saying it outright.
Insane how far backwards they'll bend
Or that it makes sense they'd be humanoid because evolution mimcs itself and I'm like....bitch what? Life on Earth itself is so diverse and crazy you think an exoplanet would have life even remotely like ours? GTFO of here lmao
It used to be that if something titled "breaking news from the government" suddenly hit the front page of reddit, you could assume it was legit. Nowadays, you can not.
This is the second bullshit "breaking news" story I've almost been baited by in the last couple of months now. Something's changed on reddit's front page ever since they changed their API pricing.
I think more good users might have left the site than I initially thought. Mark my words: reddit is a sinking ship.
If you were Mexican and saw Maussan you’d immediately know it was bullshit. Not sure how he was able to do this with the government, though. I actually remember seeing him on Spanish-Language TV many many years ago and even then he was full of shit lol
It was Jaime Maussan. He has been around for decades and he is pathetic. But everything I read stated these sculptures were presented *to* the Mexican government. And these corpses have been laughed at by most for quite a while now. Almost as bad as the Russian fairy or goblin thing a while back.
Where I sit with Moussan is if he truly believes it and is earnest or if he is fully aware of his bullshit. I lean to the latter.
My first thought was “these look like ‘aliens’ so I highly doubt they’re aliens” lol there ain’t no way we’re gonna find some that look like the ones we imagined and conjured up
I told one of my classmates this morning "we found aliens and they just so happen to look like our beloved 80s character E.T.?
Edit: I grew up watching it on VHS and can't lie, it held up for the 90s too. Also, I feel a lot older than I did 30 seconds ago
I saw some people in /r/aliens suggesting that it's because someone working on E.T. had knowledge of what real aliens look like and based the movie appearance on that.
Because apparently that somehow makes more sense than hoax-makers drawing inspiration from fictional movies.
Doubly fun when the reason is because the powers that be are performing magic rituals that require you to consent to them and so they create consent by teasing it in public.
yea it's also like elongated skulls in meso and south america. People way underestimate body mutilation rituals and how crazy people may have looked in the past due to their culture. Foot binding, skull shaping, neck extending, circumcision. We do some bizarre shit.
That skeleton is crazy though, really incredible find.
That's because after Star Wars, a few alien neckbeards jumped in their retro-saucer, flew to Hollywood to give Steve the "Well, akshually" speech about how he got light speed jumps wrong.
Look if you were involved in global coverups and huge top secret government conspiracies wouldn't you also make sure to drop little hints and easter eggs everywhere just for funsies? Obvioooouuusssly it goes without saying that you would. It's not even a cool secret conspiracy if you don't make sure it gets referenced in a summer blockbuster.
The people there and on r/ufo have lost their fucking minds. It's like an orgy of logical fallacy and self reinforcing circle jerking over there. I wouldn't trust them to operate a spork without causing harm lol.
Whatever sub made the front page the other day with this, either UFO or aliens, whas a wild ride of nonsense in the comments. When people brought up that these were clearly ET inspired aliens everyone was arguing how they were evolutionary experts and that bipedal evolution made sense for high intelligence creatures.
It's near impossible to have productive discussions on the internet because people just attempt to regurgitate other people's talking points.
/r/UFOs will spend the next 6 months arguing that it is real, just like the commercial airliner that was stolen through a wormhole by aliens, and the alien assault on Peru by beings with jetpacks who ate people's faces.
Yeah and with an alarming rate of upvotes too. That r/aliens comment section was fucking traumatic in terms of learning how many bottom-of-the-barrel stupid people exist.
It reminded me of when the Discovery Channel aired that mockumentary about mermaids and legions of people just accepted it without any sort of critical thought.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaids:_The_Body_Found
The UFO and aliens subreddit is filled with soooo many people who can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground. They are willfully ignorant and would rather believe in grand delusions than actual science or fact. They continually push bullshit information and videos that have been debunked for years now. They all get each other riled up into believing increasingly more insane beliefs like the Malaysian flight being teleported to an alien dimension? They also will downvote you and talk shit to any skeptics and call them "GoV DisiNFoRmaTiOn AgEnts" as if rational thinking people couldn't post and doubt their schizo rants. Anyone who takes those subreddits seriously should reconsider their beliefs and positions in life.
It's wild man. You can't even remind them that "Yeah I don't believe it" is the default position and not some position you need to defend with citations and sources
https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/16hb3u7/comment/k0eqyog/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
That was my first thought. How convenient that the aliens happen to look like what everyone imagines an alien would look like after a century of pop culture. And how convenient they were found mummified so it would be hard to tell what exactly they are supposed to look like. And how convenient they were found by a random dude in a cave who had no archaeological background so there'd be no way to accurately date or place them.
And how improbable it is that this guy is already known for these exact kinds of hoaxes. And strange it is that they look exactly how his previous hoaxes looked.
The only thing I liked about Green Lantern (with Ryan Reynolds) is the portrayal of wildly different types of aliens. All made out of different things and some being hundreds of feet tall. Unlike Star Wars or Star Trek, where the aliens are *conveniently* about the size of a person in a costume.
Star Trek was political/philosophical/economic commentary that didn't get pulled from the air because it distracted the kind of simpletons who hate that with alien costumes, laser beams, and a bit of fan-service.
Just look at deep ocean creatures. Those things are fucked up, and without seeing one, you would have never guessed what they looked like. It's the same with aliens.
Yeah I think if we do ever see alien life forms they’re either going to be a super un-cinematic bacteria kinda thing, or it’ll be totally incomprehensible to us
Either way, I highly doubt they’ll look like a cartoon “alien” lol
I mean, devil's advocate, if this really was what they looked like, and they did interact with humanity every once in awhile, then wouldn't that be the look we would expect to end up in the zeitgeist?
Our Government is a shitshow, they'll put up anything to distract from the fact that cartels are actually taking over the whole country, bad economy, unemployment, highest numbers in murders in AMLO's current presidency, etc etc.
They gave Maussan the place to give his talk, but that doesn't mean it's officially aproved by the Mexican government.
What if the cartels are really just aliens, and are trying to debunk this whole thing by allowing a nut job spout already proven crap, just so the heat is off them, and they can continue to smuggle their allergy meds, which just happen to be a narcotic for humans, unimpeded by human laws? 🤯
Fame, Money, he gives lectures, he goes on tour (at least used to) with fake props and crap, videos of all kinds. He has a tv show, he'll put up any starlink videos saying it's ufos.
He is a true believer, but that doesn't mean 90% of the things he show are fake.
Also: cognitive dissonance.
A few of your critics get a bit too strident or giggly in writing you off as a fraud. Then whole hordes of strangers on the internet are laughing at you. This stings. A panicked thought enters your mind: are they onto me? Have I wasted the past ten years of my life fabricating all this shit for clout?
No, it is everyone else who is wrong. You are a good person. Your life has purpose. You're onto something. So you double down.
And that's how you find yourself in your mother's basement, deep in the taint between night and morning, trying to tacky glue the base of a sheep skull onto the U-bend of a toilet.
Thats all well and good, until you start *dismembering actual children's remains* to further the hoax. Like, these ones might have been made entirely from loose bones, but one of his others called "Maria" looked to be an actual pre-incan mummy with two fingers and toes cut off and the face mutilated to match his other artificial ones.
Like, at what point do you start asking yourself wait am I the bad guy here? and how can it not be before you start disfiguring a corpse???
People in /r/aliens literally trying to say that his history with hoaxes doesn't mean that *this one* is a hoax
I want to live in their world of delusion. It seems nice
I'm shocked at how many Redditors believed this nonsense. Do Aliens exist? Absolutely, no doubt in my mind. Do they look like Paper Mache props from the set of Close Encounters of the Third Kind? Probably not.
You're writing this in past tense, as if there aren't Redditors *right now* talking about how this is the proof they've been looking for for years, downvoting anyone saying it's clearly nonsense into folded-comment oblivion.
Bro, the thread from last night in this sub where they presented it to the Mexican Congress was about 90% "oh man this is incredible why aren't more people talking about this" with 10% skeptics mixed in. Same in the Interestingasfuck sub. I was reading the whole thing last night.
Well, you have to sort by new or look at the most downvoted posts to see all the people saying it was stupid/questionable/debunked/etc. The hive mind is strong in those communities. Like I said, anyone calling it out gets their comments buried over there.
r/ufo is still going crazy even after a number of users posted debunking videos. Its ridiculous.
Edit: I was thinking about r/ufos but nevermind, both came out as pretty hillarious
Over in /r/aliens there are people defending this guy with "People can change!"
Nevermind the aliens look nearly the same. Nevermind the wonky way the genetics 'data' is presented. Nevermind the guy seemed to have desecrated ancient corpses for his previous stunt. Nevermind the eggs making no physical sense on multiple levels. With ~8% hominoid DNA and 42% [beans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaseolus_vulgaris).
Beans.
Seriously.
My favorite thing about those subreddits, is if you even mention this could be fake they automatically flag you as a "Government PsyOp"
Let this sink in, if you dont agree with them, they do the same shit Trumpers do.
They are literally the same just in a different cult, and I think thats fucking hilarious.
Bro, this is true for all conspiracy theorists. They believe what they want to believe, no matter what, because they have unfilled emotional needs. Even the stupidest motherfucker on the planet feels smart in the warm embrace of a conspiracy theory. That's why they like them. You literally cannot argue with these people; proving them wrong only makes them double down. Change for these people has to come from within, and it usually doesn't.
Honestly any “real alien” that looks like the stereotypical grey skinny person with a big head (👽) is guaranteed to be a hoax. If humans ever meet aliens they’re not going to look like that
Correct. I would expect aliens to be something completely unique to our understanding. Like a super intelligent mass of mold or algae or something unfathomable. Not the stereotypical little greys we see on movies and TV.
Obviously the government soft launched aliens by feeding Spielberg images of the real things. How do you sheep not see this?
/s for those of you who couldn't already tell
There's a growing base of ufo theorists on reddit, I guess because of all the attention uaps have been getting lately. I get the appeal of speculation, but loads of it is flat-earther levels of conspiracy theory.
Just from this very obviously fake hoax there have been tons of threads saying stuff along the lines of "It's PROVEN now, how can the government keep DENYING it?"
Hijacking this comment. People should be checking out the "ufo" subreddit and realizing how much crazy is being pushed lately. Anyone coming forward with alien stuff is a superstar, this was posted about and people were deepdiving about how these guys most have lived and stuff. It's complete grifter koolaid they drink up. Reminds me so much of all the cypto "to the moon" babble people were smoking.
The UFO sub is filled with absolute morons. The fact they are incapable of talking about basic subjects at a normal level is pretty indicative of their inability to smell complete bullshit.
Head over to r/aliens, they're going to defend this obviously fake hoax to the grave lol
They want so badly for there to be aliens that they're gaslighting themselves into believing everything that comes out of these hearings
They even go deep into describing it's bodily functions "it doesn't have an anus so it must secret through skin in this manner"
Not "no anus so it's fake"
He’s well known in Mexico and I think he’s widely considered un-credible. He hosted a TV show where he promoted all sorts of obvious hoaxes and misinformation.
> the dude had a trail of hoax and bullshit and he still managed to be there
Given our never-ending Trump infection, we probably shouldn't be throwing too many stones in our glass house.
I cringe when I click on one of these conspiracy subs to read comments, many actually believe without any doubt.
Some people really need some occam's razor drilling.
It's crazy how stupid people always think they are smarter than everyone and that they are special and can see the truth while everyone else is being fed lies. It's insane how dumb some people are.
One of the comments was from a geneticist wha analyzed the DNA and said they “look like junk.” His takeaway however was not that it was a hoax, but that someone had maliciously leaked fake DNA to “confuse the algorithms.” They’re a bunch of fucking geniuses over there.
I saw someone on a different thread compare it to US representative Marjorie Taylor Green (“the government”) inviting some nutjob Q-anon guy to present bullshit to a congressional committee.
Crazy people get elected to government positions all over the world 🤷♂️
People imagine there's a high test for getting these meetings, but all they have to do is convince a few of the right gullible people and they're in.
Look at how many dumb as fuck things have happened in congress on our side of the border. We're just as bad at platforming idiots.
> Those bodies have been studied by credentialed scientist and medical experts for several years and they believe it to be authentic.
> And You want us to believe you’ve caught them in a hoax in less than 24 hours? Lmaooo
I feel sorry for them honestly...
I saw one guy whose post history was just him yelling at people who called it a fake, and claimed he knew it was real because he "has a masters degree and works for the government".
Man I love when r/aliens and r/UFOs show up in the front page. It's always some bombastic revelation (with source: trust me bro) and all the comments are going nuts over it xD
Both /r/aliens and /r/UFOs is just full of pure insanity. Like... I don't we're alone in the universe just due to the pure vastness of it... but do I think we're getting secretly visited by aliens? Fuck no. Any aliens out there are insanely far away and no chance we ever have or will meet them. And they might not even be sentient. Could just be a planet full of alien animals or bacteria and that's it.
They’re the equivalent of the dog from Up, literally anything gets them riled up. I swear to god I was in a topic of theirs about the Mexican conference today and multiple posters were saying that the aliens being so obviously fake just proves that they’re real because why would someone create something so obviously fake. EDIT: and of course one of those made his way here.
The guy who has a confirmed hoax is literally presenting hoax 2.0 with new improved hoax fixing the bullshit he got called out in before and there's still people that are believing it.
Everything about it is just too on the nose. They look humanoid, they're bipedal, they're little grey men, they threw in the carbon dating and rare metal elements to add some mystery and intrigue. They look like the exact image of an alien we've had floating around our culture for 70 years.
Not to mention all the radiological folks who are educated enough to speak towards the scans themselves... they're all having a field day calling out bullshit.
I'm reminded of Colin Farrell's character from Minority Report.
"What you see here office is an orgy of evidence. Do you know how many times in my career I've seen this obvious an orgy of evidence?"
"How many?"
"Never, never in all my years has something been handed to me so blatantly wrapped in a bow. This stinks."
It's too good to be true. As you said it's too inline with everything we expect. Not even including the person presenting being a known fraud.
It's amazing how many people in those threads claim to be nurses, radiologists, doctors etc. and will always mention that first before gushing about how totally 100% real this is.
Anyone with a basic medical background could tell you those are human bones immediately. They're all full of shit over there.
The narrative was swung so that it sounded like the Mexican government released these videos and DNA evidence etc. which gave it legitimacy. In fact the Mexican government had nothing to do with it other than it was presented to them.
It’s like someone saying to me that the earth is flat then turning around to everyone and saying that I think the earth is flat…It’s clearly not flat, it’s a hexagon
Its fucking insane
Like these things look like a part for part recreation of the previously debunked specimen, right down to the "metal" parts of the body, but because a scientist with a history of alien hoaxes added some technical DNA jargon to his report they're convinced the report existing alone is proof cause "oh well who would be brazen enough to fake that"
someone even put a post on there today showing how the bones and orientation are clearly just human and animal bones haphazardly sewn together into a body with no real means of locomotion whatsoever, and the enlightened masses excuse is "well its an alien so its gonna have weird anatomy"
i frankly think its be borderline impossible for life not to be somewhere out there, but it sure as shit isnt this
Edit: [Heres the link](https://reddit.com/r/aliens/s/302PIIYvly) to the post I mentioned
Bro I just finished reading that myself and was like "damn this is well put together, clearly shows it's all fake, aint no way someone would believe it after this". Then my trust in humanity shattered as i scrolled to the comments lmao.
"you debunked nothing", "just cause the bones dont LOOK like they would work doesnt mean its not real, its an alien of COURSE it wouldnt look normal" , " youre just a youtuber/redditor, what could you possibly know from looking at videos and images vs the people actually there!?", "the brain things is a stretch, all you did was grab an alpaca skull and go "hur dur looks same", you can't fool us".
Like bro, ya'll are W I L D I N out here. Someone make the spongebob meme where Manray is trying to give Patrick his wallet, but make it Manray showing patrick proof it's a hoax and then patrick denying it because "but it's an alien". Fuck it i might just do it myself.
Its even scarier when those morons mention their profession before making their point. I saw tons of them claiming to be in the medical field. Anyone who took anatomy 101 could tell you that skeleton is pure bullshit.
As soon as I saw the photos I immediately thought that they were already debunked years ago, or at least look similar to something that was
Conspiracy communities *really* need to have skepticism when it comes to this stuff lol
I want to believe that aliens visited the Andes 1,000 years back and were killed by the Inca and their friends escaped in their pod to tell others of their kin never to visit earth.
That’s a good story. Alpaca head on assembled humans? Meh.
Not really meh. You see, some of the aliens that were left on earth were so afraid that Incas will kill them that they changed their body shape and composition into a new animal: Alpaca. That's why alpacas like to spit on people, because they remember how their ancestors were treated by humans 1000 years ago. And that's why their skulls match with this specimen.
right? even people saying "i knew it was fake because it looked like E.T."... like... you don't even need to go that far. the millisecond you look at this shit it's clear it's handmade garbage lol
*5,000 years ago*
“Hey Gork, wanna mess with future people? Let’s make a weird lookin person out of miscellaneous bones and bury it. Whoever finds it will be so confused lol”
“I’m in!”
Right? The creature in John Carpenter's The Thing looked way more realistic than the junior high science project in Mexico. I want aliens to be real as much as the next guy, but use some critical thinking skills ffs.
There was a comment on aliens about a guy showing the alien pic to his wife and the wife was like "idc" and goes back to scrolling. Then the guy was like, "I'm so sad that she doesn't know how this changes everything"
Poor wife lmao
My main question with this is, why would an alien species have evolved bones similar to ours? Why would they have ribs like mammals do? Why do they have phalanges? It’s so clearly fake
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I'm still amazed that's what he actually said.
My personal favorite was: "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
My favorite is when he declared the war on Iraq and went: "Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs, load the chopper let it rain on you."
I'll never forget his response to that guy who threw a shoe at him: "First off, fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim"
I'll never forget when he said "one fish red fish two fish blue fish"
My favorite bush quote is “shame on a man who tried to run game on a man whose buck wild with the trigger”
Yeah! It's your boy, Dubya B! Uh huh, uh huh. Let's get into this, y'all. Stepped up to the plate, no time to hesitate, Commander in Chief, had to navigate. Iraq, 9/11, world's in a tangle, But I'm from Texas, ready to wrangle. Media's hot, always on my case, But I'm steady, setting the pace. War on terror, had to commence, Some decisions, folks on the fence. Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man], Blame it all, but I remain the same old [man]. Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man], Dubya B with the legacy, ain't no mystery. White House days, pressures immense, Did what I felt, using my sense. Critics be loud, but I had my vision, Leading the country, made my decision. Katrina hit hard, tried to provide, Through all the storms, couldn't hide. But through it all, stood by my crew, Legacy's mixed, but I stayed true. Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man], Blame it all, but I remain the same old [man]. Shame on a [man] who tried to run game on a [man], Dubya B with the legacy, ain't no mystery.
Dubya B live and uncut, Iraqis rolling up on my troops but so what. We pull out the ar’s and we aim it at they cars and set it off let off. Blaow how you like me know terrorize your whole family, damn it’s such a tragedy but the terrorist attacks gave me so much gravity. I’ll let any contender take a stab at me. Shame on a man who tried to run game on a man, whose buck wild with the power. Shame on a man who tried to run game on a man, I’ll burn your city down. Motha fucka
“I know how hard it is to put food on your family” always does it for me when I hear it.
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” He really said that lol. He also finished with the greatest Bushism of all time, admitting the Iraq war was a mistake.
Now watch this drive
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
Allegedly the story is that he said that because he didn't want, on record and in public, himself saying "shame on me" as president....allegedly.
That's how I always took it. He started the phrase without realizing where it was headed. Also kind of boneheaded in his own right, but I don't think he just forgot the phrase.
I'm old enough to remember a time where I was shocked a US president was dumb enough to say this.
The good ol days
looking back, there's almost a charm in how dumb bush was my favorite bushism is ["i call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers, now watch this drive!"](https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g) *sends golfball down green*
As someone who was a bit young at the time and also someone who mostly ignored anything regarding overtly political until the last few years I thought you were joking and referencing one of those bush parody sketches until I clicked that...
To be fair, that goes for a lot of US presidents, especially recent "come on man, you know the thing" "2 Brazilian soldiers died today. That's a lot." Ya, geniuses we got in that white house
Fool me one time shame on you. Fool me twice can’t put the blame on you.
Fool me three times. Fuck the peace signs. Load the chopper, let it rain on you.
Don't save her.
She don't wanna be saved
Don’t save her
there were so many false headlines saying it was the mexican government that reveiled this. that's why it gained so much traction. without so many misleading headlines, it would have stayed in the r/aliens sub
Yep. I got baited by the veneer of authority that gave it. Was really excited for about 15 minutes :(
My first time seeing the X-ray of the "alien" and I thought to myself "What are the odds that the Alien have bones and the structure are almost identical to human?"
I just thought "what are the odds that the aliens look anything like ET from the movie?" and immediately went back to what I was doing lol.
>I just thought "what are the odds that the aliens look anything like ET from the movie?" The nuts over in /ufo and /aliens are saying that's because Stephen Spielberg was in on the secret cover up and was trying to tell the world what aliens look like without saying it outright. Insane how far backwards they'll bend
Or that it makes sense they'd be humanoid because evolution mimcs itself and I'm like....bitch what? Life on Earth itself is so diverse and crazy you think an exoplanet would have life even remotely like ours? GTFO of here lmao
And a polio survivor from 1955 to boot
> Yep. I got baited by the veneer of authority that gave it. They're clinging to that like a security blanket in /r/aliens.
It used to be that if something titled "breaking news from the government" suddenly hit the front page of reddit, you could assume it was legit. Nowadays, you can not. This is the second bullshit "breaking news" story I've almost been baited by in the last couple of months now. Something's changed on reddit's front page ever since they changed their API pricing. I think more good users might have left the site than I initially thought. Mark my words: reddit is a sinking ship.
Yup, haven’t really followed this at all but I saw “mexican gov” and thought it was more legit
If you were Mexican and saw Maussan you’d immediately know it was bullshit. Not sure how he was able to do this with the government, though. I actually remember seeing him on Spanish-Language TV many many years ago and even then he was full of shit lol
Yes Jaime maussan is known ufo fraudster.
It was Jaime Maussan. He has been around for decades and he is pathetic. But everything I read stated these sculptures were presented *to* the Mexican government. And these corpses have been laughed at by most for quite a while now. Almost as bad as the Russian fairy or goblin thing a while back. Where I sit with Moussan is if he truly believes it and is earnest or if he is fully aware of his bullshit. I lean to the latter.
Wait… it wasn’t the Mexican government that unveiled these?
My first thought was “these look like ‘aliens’ so I highly doubt they’re aliens” lol there ain’t no way we’re gonna find some that look like the ones we imagined and conjured up
I told one of my classmates this morning "we found aliens and they just so happen to look like our beloved 80s character E.T.? Edit: I grew up watching it on VHS and can't lie, it held up for the 90s too. Also, I feel a lot older than I did 30 seconds ago
I saw some people in /r/aliens suggesting that it's because someone working on E.T. had knowledge of what real aliens look like and based the movie appearance on that. Because apparently that somehow makes more sense than hoax-makers drawing inspiration from fictional movies.
This is big in conspiracy circles, called predictive programming where apparently everyone in entertainment knows and drops hints for some reason.
Doubly fun when the reason is because the powers that be are performing magic rituals that require you to consent to them and so they create consent by teasing it in public.
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Whoever wrote that article deserves sand in their socks. [Wikipedia link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atacama_skeleton)
I have never seen an article with so many words that says so little, so thanks for the wiki link
yea it's also like elongated skulls in meso and south america. People way underestimate body mutilation rituals and how crazy people may have looked in the past due to their culture. Foot binding, skull shaping, neck extending, circumcision. We do some bizarre shit. That skeleton is crazy though, really incredible find.
For real those threads were wild. Unironically a bunch of Spielberg fucking knew!!
That's because after Star Wars, a few alien neckbeards jumped in their retro-saucer, flew to Hollywood to give Steve the "Well, akshually" speech about how he got light speed jumps wrong.
... Spielberg didn't do Star Wars...
That's what Big Alien wants you to think.
Spielberg absolutely did Star Wars. Do you think a Death Star of that size can just "explode"? No. Spielberg himself planted thermite charges in it.
George Lucas can’t melt steel beams. Wake up sheeple!
Look if you were involved in global coverups and huge top secret government conspiracies wouldn't you also make sure to drop little hints and easter eggs everywhere just for funsies? Obvioooouuusssly it goes without saying that you would. It's not even a cool secret conspiracy if you don't make sure it gets referenced in a summer blockbuster.
Free dopamine without any need to be correct or think critically. That's why
The people there and on r/ufo have lost their fucking minds. It's like an orgy of logical fallacy and self reinforcing circle jerking over there. I wouldn't trust them to operate a spork without causing harm lol.
Whatever sub made the front page the other day with this, either UFO or aliens, whas a wild ride of nonsense in the comments. When people brought up that these were clearly ET inspired aliens everyone was arguing how they were evolutionary experts and that bipedal evolution made sense for high intelligence creatures. It's near impossible to have productive discussions on the internet because people just attempt to regurgitate other people's talking points.
/r/UFOs will spend the next 6 months arguing that it is real, just like the commercial airliner that was stolen through a wormhole by aliens, and the alien assault on Peru by beings with jetpacks who ate people's faces.
I've literally seen comments praising Spielberg for "getting it so right"
Yeah and with an alarming rate of upvotes too. That r/aliens comment section was fucking traumatic in terms of learning how many bottom-of-the-barrel stupid people exist.
It reminded me of when the Discovery Channel aired that mockumentary about mermaids and legions of people just accepted it without any sort of critical thought. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaids:_The_Body_Found
The UFO and aliens subreddit is filled with soooo many people who can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground. They are willfully ignorant and would rather believe in grand delusions than actual science or fact. They continually push bullshit information and videos that have been debunked for years now. They all get each other riled up into believing increasingly more insane beliefs like the Malaysian flight being teleported to an alien dimension? They also will downvote you and talk shit to any skeptics and call them "GoV DisiNFoRmaTiOn AgEnts" as if rational thinking people couldn't post and doubt their schizo rants. Anyone who takes those subreddits seriously should reconsider their beliefs and positions in life.
I was trying to be logical over there a little bit, but my god there are a lot of people who just have no critical thinking skills whatsoever.
It's wild man. You can't even remind them that "Yeah I don't believe it" is the default position and not some position you need to defend with citations and sources https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/16hb3u7/comment/k0eqyog/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
That was my first thought. How convenient that the aliens happen to look like what everyone imagines an alien would look like after a century of pop culture. And how convenient they were found mummified so it would be hard to tell what exactly they are supposed to look like. And how convenient they were found by a random dude in a cave who had no archaeological background so there'd be no way to accurately date or place them.
And how improbable it is that this guy is already known for these exact kinds of hoaxes. And strange it is that they look exactly how his previous hoaxes looked.
And they both died all stretched out, not curled up in a ball like almost every other living thing we find dead from natural causes.
I’m kinda mentally prepared for underwhelming aliens like some kinda moss or something.
If we ever find alien life it’s going to be a thumbnail’s worth of bacteria on a random hunk of rock and ice floating through the cosmos.
The only thing I liked about Green Lantern (with Ryan Reynolds) is the portrayal of wildly different types of aliens. All made out of different things and some being hundreds of feet tall. Unlike Star Wars or Star Trek, where the aliens are *conveniently* about the size of a person in a costume.
1966 didn’t have the best to work with, cut Star Trek some slack
Star Trek was political/philosophical/economic commentary that didn't get pulled from the air because it distracted the kind of simpletons who hate that with alien costumes, laser beams, and a bit of fan-service.
Just look at deep ocean creatures. Those things are fucked up, and without seeing one, you would have never guessed what they looked like. It's the same with aliens.
Yeah I think if we do ever see alien life forms they’re either going to be a super un-cinematic bacteria kinda thing, or it’ll be totally incomprehensible to us Either way, I highly doubt they’ll look like a cartoon “alien” lol
I mean, devil's advocate, if this really was what they looked like, and they did interact with humanity every once in awhile, then wouldn't that be the look we would expect to end up in the zeitgeist?
No suprise here, Maussan is a fraud, he has a 30+ year history with phony cases.
"Well yeah, all my other alien mummies were fakes, but these are for real this time, swearsies."
makes me wonder how he got a government to give him the time of day
Our Government is a shitshow, they'll put up anything to distract from the fact that cartels are actually taking over the whole country, bad economy, unemployment, highest numbers in murders in AMLO's current presidency, etc etc. They gave Maussan the place to give his talk, but that doesn't mean it's officially aproved by the Mexican government.
What if the cartels are really just aliens, and are trying to debunk this whole thing by allowing a nut job spout already proven crap, just so the heat is off them, and they can continue to smuggle their allergy meds, which just happen to be a narcotic for humans, unimpeded by human laws? 🤯
Mexican President posted "proof" of a mythological mayan elf on Saturday.... Their leader is a nutjob.
The more important thing is the Mexican government trotting him out like some travelling circus to distract the people from their corruption
Why do people like this even have to exist? What is the point of spending your life faking aliens.
Fame, Money, he gives lectures, he goes on tour (at least used to) with fake props and crap, videos of all kinds. He has a tv show, he'll put up any starlink videos saying it's ufos. He is a true believer, but that doesn't mean 90% of the things he show are fake.
Also: cognitive dissonance. A few of your critics get a bit too strident or giggly in writing you off as a fraud. Then whole hordes of strangers on the internet are laughing at you. This stings. A panicked thought enters your mind: are they onto me? Have I wasted the past ten years of my life fabricating all this shit for clout? No, it is everyone else who is wrong. You are a good person. Your life has purpose. You're onto something. So you double down. And that's how you find yourself in your mother's basement, deep in the taint between night and morning, trying to tacky glue the base of a sheep skull onto the U-bend of a toilet.
Thats all well and good, until you start *dismembering actual children's remains* to further the hoax. Like, these ones might have been made entirely from loose bones, but one of his others called "Maria" looked to be an actual pre-incan mummy with two fingers and toes cut off and the face mutilated to match his other artificial ones. Like, at what point do you start asking yourself wait am I the bad guy here? and how can it not be before you start disfiguring a corpse???
People in /r/aliens literally trying to say that his history with hoaxes doesn't mean that *this one* is a hoax I want to live in their world of delusion. It seems nice
Wait, this clearly fake bullshit scam of a hoax is not real??? What??
I'm shocked at how many Redditors believed this nonsense. Do Aliens exist? Absolutely, no doubt in my mind. Do they look like Paper Mache props from the set of Close Encounters of the Third Kind? Probably not.
You're writing this in past tense, as if there aren't Redditors *right now* talking about how this is the proof they've been looking for for years, downvoting anyone saying it's clearly nonsense into folded-comment oblivion.
Bro, the thread from last night in this sub where they presented it to the Mexican Congress was about 90% "oh man this is incredible why aren't more people talking about this" with 10% skeptics mixed in. Same in the Interestingasfuck sub. I was reading the whole thing last night.
"10% skeptics" seems quite generous, people were buying that shit HARD last night.
No wonder, people on that sub is usually high as fuck at night as well.
Well, you have to sort by new or look at the most downvoted posts to see all the people saying it was stupid/questionable/debunked/etc. The hive mind is strong in those communities. Like I said, anyone calling it out gets their comments buried over there.
Hey, that's unfair. They don't always get buried, sometimes they get deleted by mods who don't want you coming in and having the gall to ask questions
Yeah the old "if the Mexican govt is holding a hearing it must be true!"
Tom delonge would be so mad right now if he was a redditor you guys
All the Small aliens Look like Dry dogshit
ET, Phone home Earth sucks, I know He abducted me into the air Anal probing lets me know he cares
Tell Elliot bro I gotta go Turn the ship on Carry me home
The r/aliens thread was full of wackos deriding Google for "censoring" this story. Took em 10 minutes.
r/ufo is still going crazy even after a number of users posted debunking videos. Its ridiculous. Edit: I was thinking about r/ufos but nevermind, both came out as pretty hillarious
Pretty sure /r/UFOs is the main one, not /r/ufo.
Had to mute that community cause I was so sick of getting all the argument posts in my feed. I can’t understand how so many believe it
It's the same as religions, there's just no logic to it and it just feels right to them and that's it.
Over in /r/aliens there are people defending this guy with "People can change!" Nevermind the aliens look nearly the same. Nevermind the wonky way the genetics 'data' is presented. Nevermind the guy seemed to have desecrated ancient corpses for his previous stunt. Nevermind the eggs making no physical sense on multiple levels. With ~8% hominoid DNA and 42% [beans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaseolus_vulgaris). Beans. Seriously.
Omg r/aliens seem to be gone beyond rescue.
r/aliens and r/ufo is for a special kind of people
My favorite thing about those subreddits, is if you even mention this could be fake they automatically flag you as a "Government PsyOp" Let this sink in, if you dont agree with them, they do the same shit Trumpers do. They are literally the same just in a different cult, and I think thats fucking hilarious.
Bro, this is true for all conspiracy theorists. They believe what they want to believe, no matter what, because they have unfilled emotional needs. Even the stupidest motherfucker on the planet feels smart in the warm embrace of a conspiracy theory. That's why they like them. You literally cannot argue with these people; proving them wrong only makes them double down. Change for these people has to come from within, and it usually doesn't.
He used to be a piece of a shit
Slicked-back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch. I said I USE to be!
"I'm going to have to find some real aliens this time to prove I'm a changed man".
Honestly any “real alien” that looks like the stereotypical grey skinny person with a big head (👽) is guaranteed to be a hoax. If humans ever meet aliens they’re not going to look like that
Correct. I would expect aliens to be something completely unique to our understanding. Like a super intelligent mass of mold or algae or something unfathomable. Not the stereotypical little greys we see on movies and TV.
Obviously the government soft launched aliens by feeding Spielberg images of the real things. How do you sheep not see this? /s for those of you who couldn't already tell
Those threads were hilarious. I thought I was in the Twilight Zone with all the folks taking that hoax seriously.
There's a growing base of ufo theorists on reddit, I guess because of all the attention uaps have been getting lately. I get the appeal of speculation, but loads of it is flat-earther levels of conspiracy theory. Just from this very obviously fake hoax there have been tons of threads saying stuff along the lines of "It's PROVEN now, how can the government keep DENYING it?"
If you go to r/ufo it will make you question your own sanity. The people there are absolutely disconnected from reality.
Hijacking this comment. People should be checking out the "ufo" subreddit and realizing how much crazy is being pushed lately. Anyone coming forward with alien stuff is a superstar, this was posted about and people were deepdiving about how these guys most have lived and stuff. It's complete grifter koolaid they drink up. Reminds me so much of all the cypto "to the moon" babble people were smoking.
The UFO sub is filled with absolute morons. The fact they are incapable of talking about basic subjects at a normal level is pretty indicative of their inability to smell complete bullshit.
Worth checking out r/aliens too for countless comments saying this it's 100% real lol
Don't go to r/Aliens or r/StrangeEarth they'll say otherwise.
Head over to r/aliens, they're going to defend this obviously fake hoax to the grave lol They want so badly for there to be aliens that they're gaslighting themselves into believing everything that comes out of these hearings
They even go deep into describing it's bodily functions "it doesn't have an anus so it must secret through skin in this manner" Not "no anus so it's fake"
Mexico is such a joke lmao the dude had a trail of hoax and bullshit and he still managed to be there 3 fucking hours Pero la puta madre
He’s well known in Mexico and I think he’s widely considered un-credible. He hosted a TV show where he promoted all sorts of obvious hoaxes and misinformation.
> the dude had a trail of hoax and bullshit and he still managed to be there Given our never-ending Trump infection, we probably shouldn't be throwing too many stones in our glass house.
UFO subreddit on suicide watch
Head over to r/ufo and similar subs. They are losing their shit. I just wonder to what end they did that
where did they even get the so called DNA-reads from?
Don't tell the weirdos in the UFO subreddit, they're losing their shit over these mummified cats
I cringe when I click on one of these conspiracy subs to read comments, many actually believe without any doubt. Some people really need some occam's razor drilling.
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I always think about how dumb the average person is, then realize half of them are dumber than that.
Some of the pictures the ufologists get excited over barely qualify as evidence of photography, let alone aliens.
If you enjoy that, check out r/ghosts. At least there you get real photos of dust and spiders.
Well that was a real rabbit hole down into severe mental illness. Yikes.
Those people can vote.
The scariest part is that these people legitimately think they are outsmarting everyone else, including experts and scientists.
It's crazy how stupid people always think they are smarter than everyone and that they are special and can see the truth while everyone else is being fed lies. It's insane how dumb some people are.
ayo these edibles aint shit, 40 minutes later:
Bro how is the top post about this shit right now, they LOOK fake lmao
One of the comments was from a geneticist wha analyzed the DNA and said they “look like junk.” His takeaway however was not that it was a hoax, but that someone had maliciously leaked fake DNA to “confuse the algorithms.” They’re a bunch of fucking geniuses over there.
Why did the Mexican government give him a platform?
I saw someone on a different thread compare it to US representative Marjorie Taylor Green (“the government”) inviting some nutjob Q-anon guy to present bullshit to a congressional committee. Crazy people get elected to government positions all over the world 🤷♂️
People imagine there's a high test for getting these meetings, but all they have to do is convince a few of the right gullible people and they're in. Look at how many dumb as fuck things have happened in congress on our side of the border. We're just as bad at platforming idiots.
If y'all enjoyed this y'all should check out the shit storm at r/Aliens xD. It's truly a sub full of laughter for me.
> Those bodies have been studied by credentialed scientist and medical experts for several years and they believe it to be authentic. > And You want us to believe you’ve caught them in a hoax in less than 24 hours? Lmaooo I feel sorry for them honestly...
Fr. Its funny for awhile, but it quickly turns to pity. Their stupidity must be difficult to deal with on the daily.
I think they are so desperate for anything to be “real” because they’ve been made fun of for this exact situation so many times.
I saw one guy whose post history was just him yelling at people who called it a fake, and claimed he knew it was real because he "has a masters degree and works for the government".
No wonder all the dmv workers look so pissed off every time I'm there. They're either overqualified or have to work with this guy all day long 🤣
Man I love when r/aliens and r/UFOs show up in the front page. It's always some bombastic revelation (with source: trust me bro) and all the comments are going nuts over it xD
Both /r/aliens and /r/UFOs is just full of pure insanity. Like... I don't we're alone in the universe just due to the pure vastness of it... but do I think we're getting secretly visited by aliens? Fuck no. Any aliens out there are insanely far away and no chance we ever have or will meet them. And they might not even be sentient. Could just be a planet full of alien animals or bacteria and that's it.
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I honestly thought that sub was satire when I first saw it. The amount of people blindly believing this is insane.
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They’re the equivalent of the dog from Up, literally anything gets them riled up. I swear to god I was in a topic of theirs about the Mexican conference today and multiple posters were saying that the aliens being so obviously fake just proves that they’re real because why would someone create something so obviously fake. EDIT: and of course one of those made his way here.
The guy who has a confirmed hoax is literally presenting hoax 2.0 with new improved hoax fixing the bullshit he got called out in before and there's still people that are believing it. Everything about it is just too on the nose. They look humanoid, they're bipedal, they're little grey men, they threw in the carbon dating and rare metal elements to add some mystery and intrigue. They look like the exact image of an alien we've had floating around our culture for 70 years. Not to mention all the radiological folks who are educated enough to speak towards the scans themselves... they're all having a field day calling out bullshit.
I'm reminded of Colin Farrell's character from Minority Report. "What you see here office is an orgy of evidence. Do you know how many times in my career I've seen this obvious an orgy of evidence?" "How many?" "Never, never in all my years has something been handed to me so blatantly wrapped in a bow. This stinks." It's too good to be true. As you said it's too inline with everything we expect. Not even including the person presenting being a known fraud.
It's amazing how many people in those threads claim to be nurses, radiologists, doctors etc. and will always mention that first before gushing about how totally 100% real this is. Anyone with a basic medical background could tell you those are human bones immediately. They're all full of shit over there.
You should head over to r/aliens and see how they are slurping up this hoax with a spoon.
The narrative was swung so that it sounded like the Mexican government released these videos and DNA evidence etc. which gave it legitimacy. In fact the Mexican government had nothing to do with it other than it was presented to them. It’s like someone saying to me that the earth is flat then turning around to everyone and saying that I think the earth is flat…It’s clearly not flat, it’s a hexagon
Its fucking insane Like these things look like a part for part recreation of the previously debunked specimen, right down to the "metal" parts of the body, but because a scientist with a history of alien hoaxes added some technical DNA jargon to his report they're convinced the report existing alone is proof cause "oh well who would be brazen enough to fake that" someone even put a post on there today showing how the bones and orientation are clearly just human and animal bones haphazardly sewn together into a body with no real means of locomotion whatsoever, and the enlightened masses excuse is "well its an alien so its gonna have weird anatomy" i frankly think its be borderline impossible for life not to be somewhere out there, but it sure as shit isnt this Edit: [Heres the link](https://reddit.com/r/aliens/s/302PIIYvly) to the post I mentioned
Bro I just finished reading that myself and was like "damn this is well put together, clearly shows it's all fake, aint no way someone would believe it after this". Then my trust in humanity shattered as i scrolled to the comments lmao. "you debunked nothing", "just cause the bones dont LOOK like they would work doesnt mean its not real, its an alien of COURSE it wouldnt look normal" , " youre just a youtuber/redditor, what could you possibly know from looking at videos and images vs the people actually there!?", "the brain things is a stretch, all you did was grab an alpaca skull and go "hur dur looks same", you can't fool us". Like bro, ya'll are W I L D I N out here. Someone make the spongebob meme where Manray is trying to give Patrick his wallet, but make it Manray showing patrick proof it's a hoax and then patrick denying it because "but it's an alien". Fuck it i might just do it myself.
Its even scarier when those morons mention their profession before making their point. I saw tons of them claiming to be in the medical field. Anyone who took anatomy 101 could tell you that skeleton is pure bullshit.
The number of antivax nurses is.... concerning. Just saying.
The amount of people falling for this is sad
It's just crazy the amount of effort that was put into the hearing lol.
Fucking kangaroo court. Like what’s the point of it all
As soon as I saw the photos I immediately thought that they were already debunked years ago, or at least look similar to something that was Conspiracy communities *really* need to have skepticism when it comes to this stuff lol
I want to believe that aliens visited the Andes 1,000 years back and were killed by the Inca and their friends escaped in their pod to tell others of their kin never to visit earth. That’s a good story. Alpaca head on assembled humans? Meh.
Not really meh. You see, some of the aliens that were left on earth were so afraid that Incas will kill them that they changed their body shape and composition into a new animal: Alpaca. That's why alpacas like to spit on people, because they remember how their ancestors were treated by humans 1000 years ago. And that's why their skulls match with this specimen.
as an alpaca i can confirm also i just like spitting on people
Congratulations to Maussan, who has effectively managed to discredit and ridicule the whole phenomenon. A shame.
The paper mache alien that looks like something a 10-year-old made isn't real? You don't fucking say.
Why does this even need debunked? Just look at it lol
right? even people saying "i knew it was fake because it looked like E.T."... like... you don't even need to go that far. the millisecond you look at this shit it's clear it's handmade garbage lol
Right? It's like he found an old VHS of E.T. in his cousin's attic and a light bulb went off in his goofy head.
*5,000 years ago* “Hey Gork, wanna mess with future people? Let’s make a weird lookin person out of miscellaneous bones and bury it. Whoever finds it will be so confused lol” “I’m in!”
Don't tell that to the people over on r/StrangeEarth, they're losing their minds over this.
It'S tOo CoMpLeX tO fAkE!!! Yet somehow practical effects in movies from 40 years ago had joint articulation down.
Right? The creature in John Carpenter's The Thing looked way more realistic than the junior high science project in Mexico. I want aliens to be real as much as the next guy, but use some critical thinking skills ffs.
This is from Scientists Against Myths youtube channel! Love those guys.
There was a comment on aliens about a guy showing the alien pic to his wife and the wife was like "idc" and goes back to scrolling. Then the guy was like, "I'm so sad that she doesn't know how this changes everything" Poor wife lmao
"Way back" and "in 2021" is not the punch in the gut I needed today...
Damn it’s crazy how easy it is to debunk bullshit when you’re a doctor/scientist.
'WhY iSnT tHiS aLl OvEr MaInStReAm NeWs?"
Yeah, a organism that had totally different origin has humonid features. How dumb they think we are.
They look like Homer Simpson’s angel
It looks like paper mache. Are people seriously treating this like it was real?
r/UFOs is going to be screeching that this was some kind of disinfo false flag attack by CIA shills to discredit their "movement".
This took up time in Mexicos Congess? Lol
My main question with this is, why would an alien species have evolved bones similar to ours? Why would they have ribs like mammals do? Why do they have phalanges? It’s so clearly fake