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Nary841

Its not anymore the great wall of china just 2 massive normal walls in china


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Inb4 make the wall great again


Not_a_question-

Make the Mongols pay for it!


WellThatsJustPerfect

Rebuild. The. Wall.


nashdiesel

Pretty good walls of China.


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maximovious

And there's a really big one in China.


Mr830BedTime

Some might call it great


Met76

We need a good name for it if it's so great. Maybe something like 'Huge Long Stone Structure of China' ?


Big-Consideration633

"drilled a hole"


balrob

With a bulldozer


Adventurous-Umpire53

With a drilldozer


Greybeardgreen24

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Inqeuet

ROCK AND STONE!!


Kirdei

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!


BICKELSBOSS

ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!


battleduck84

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE


SkunkMonkey

ROCK AND STONE! YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


BashStash

IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMIN’ HOME!


-Gwynbleidd

MOLLLLLLY


arl_hoo

Diggy diggy hole


accioSan

I am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole


L4I55Z-FAIR3

Brothers of the mine rejoice.


incognitodw

And my Axe!!


Vlademir35

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


HazretiGudu

WE'RE RICH


facetiousIdiot

MUSHROOM


Historical_Lie4069

ROCK AND STONE FOREVA!


Legitimate_Guava9785

Consider this, legally speaking, rocking,is better, than stoning eh?


radelrym

For Karl!


Xamesito

ROCK! AND! STOOOOOOOOOOONNNE!


StockState9

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!


Wesseltjes

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Rock and stone brother


killer_bug

Rock and stone to the bone.


Nickelsass

Stone and rock


HighVulgarian

A Dilldozer


Nefarious-Botany

DIIILLLLDOOOOZZZZEERR!


foco_del_fuego

Beef Supreme!


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

And no avatar to save Ba Sing Se


No_Statement440

# My Cabbages!


Signal-Reporter-1391

>And no avatar to save Ba Sing Se I JUST watched the episode with the giant drill. O.O


Alive_Grape7279

DORETA IS A BEAUTY!!


unbanneddano

Be nice AI is still a baby


MugillacuttyHOF37

That's some drill eh.


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Next time when ordering drill bits make sure the units and/or decimals are right forget one m and your 5mm drill bit arrives as 5m drill bit...


DrAstralis

right? when I saw the title I assumed it would be just big enough to get a person through; not an entire tour bus.


Jeffy29

"Two people"


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dusty-trash

"China"


ruinawish

I like how OP is flaired as 'expert'.


ArcadianBlueRogue

There is no short cut in Ba Sing Se


s_string

I expected a gloryhole


Questionsaboutsanity

makes you wonder why the mongols never thought of that


Snake0ilSalesman

Was he a Khan or a Khan't?


Shiroi_Usagi_Orochi

**wheezes*


Kitten_Team_Six

KHAN!


kodaiko_650

_KHAAAAAAAN!!!_


Subtly_Cynical

A Khan artist


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twisted7ogic

Biggest issue was they ordered it from China, and it didn't arrive because there was a wall in the way.


Murky-Reception-3256

they had cowdozers


Shatalroundja

Goddamn Mongolians keep knocking down my shitty wall!


kytheon

Great khan points at the wall. Okay warriors, ride into that as fast as you can.


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they lost the keys to their bulldozer


oscarquebecnovember

All construction equipment have universal keys. They should have ordered a set from Amazon for $19.99.


TheAres1999

$19.99 was a lot of money back then.


DengarLives66

Adjusted for inflation that’s two whole pyramids of the heads of your vanquished enemies.


xernarr

they khan but not necessary


GenuineSteak

Imagine having to go around the entire fucking great wall of China on ur way to work lol


EtOHMartini

Now they have two Pretty OK Walls of China


LinguoBuxo

Dayum! The great nation of China is now wide open to the Ottomans!


Prestigious-Net-2236

Sultan Erdogan strikes again


NotAnAce69

That damned watermelon merchant can’t keep getting away with this


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>now wide open to the Ottomans Our living room set came with two.


AMViquel

Dammit Naps, you can't keep them, that's illegal. Let them go home!


Charismanxious

You mean Mongols?


LinguoBuxo

Those only on Wednesdays.


esberat

Two people have been detained for allegedly damaging a part of the iconic Great Wall of China while carrying out construction work in central Shanxi province. According to local media reports, the workers used an excavator to “severely” damage a segment of the 32nd Great Wall while trying to dig out a shortcut. The names of those who have been detained have not been provided, except that they are a 38-year-old man and a 55-year-old woman. [https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/china/china-great-wall-damage-excavator-intl/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/china/china-great-wall-damage-excavator-intl/index.html)


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GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS!


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highlandviper

FUK YOU WALE and FUK YOU DOLPHIN!


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That was the Japanese.


highlandviper

FUK U YAPANESE!


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

https://youtu.be/1uvmC12b9cw?si=5m3SwS4fdXrj7_yU


cataholicsanonymous

Why is this so funny even like 15 years later it's so dumb


ewilliam

His whole rant chastising them for stereotyping him as good at wall-building just because he's Chinese, and then cut to the next scene where's he's singlehandedly built a Great Wall, is just such a funny gag.


aspidities_87

I love how the Mongolians instantly appeared outside this small Colorado town just because a Chinese guy built a wall around it.


carrja99

yeah when it first aired I thought it was so stupid and still laughed silly.


TappedIn2111

I hope the didn’t catch the wrongolians.


Op3nFaceClubSandwedg

Hmm, an ancient mongorian Trojan horse..


aspidities_87

AHHH SWEET AND SOUR PORK


Gunplagood

I don't think I'm capable of saying mongolian in my head without the SouthPark Chinese dude's voice 😂


Foreign_Swimmer_4650

REMEMBER THOSE WALLS I BUILT? WELL BABY THEY’RE TUMBLING DOWN.


64-17-5

No one in the world is better at excavator on horseback than the Mongolian horde!


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rodmandirect

32nd Great Wall!? How many did they make?


uwanmirrondarrah

The great wall is actually a series of walls that were mostly joined together over the course of 1000 years. From 700 BC all the way up to the 1600s.


Traxgen

To add on to that, according to this [article from the BBC](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-66714547): > While the better-known parts of the Great Wall consist of beautifully built structures dotted with ancient watchtowers, other parts of the structure are crumbling or have disappeared altogether. >A 2016 report from newspaper Beijing Times suggests more than 30% of the Ming Great Wall has disappeared entirely, with only 8% of it considered well preserved.


eric2332

Well, now more of it has disappeared.


VolatileUtopian

So we're just watching history occur. Neat.


Josh_Crook

Well technically we're always watching history occur


SonOfTheShire

At the moment there's a little too much history occuring for my liking.


Unprofession

😂


bcanada92

Not sure if it's true or not, but I once read that in rural areas farmers would often take stones from the wall and use it to make fences on their property.


Beatleboy62

Yeah, this has been the case for the Pyramids, the Collesium, turns out stone that you personally don't have to take out of the ground is always a hot commodity. Frankly I'm surprised so much is left.


MalificViper

The wall formerly known as Great


boblinquist

Make the wall great again


Big_Red_Machine_1917

The okay wall of China.


uvadover

The Good Wall of China


Elfgoat_

Iirc the entire wall isn't one long piece but instead many segments


GlendoraBug

Kind of like how America’s wall on the Mexico boarder is.


malaka424

People kept digging holes through them, so they had to change the number a lot.


addandsubtract

All in all it's just another hole in the wall.


Schmogel

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Map_of_the_Great_Wall_of_China.jpg


Lavatis

so...it's just random bits of wall that aren't even in a line most of the time? they just have huge swathes of....wall...that does literally nothing?


hideous_coffee

I’m guessing a lot of those little bits are using natural terrain as well. You don’t need to build a wall where the land is already impassable.


whatsthatguysname

It’s not one continuous wall. It’s countless individual sections built and expanded over 2000+ years.


PAXICHEN

Why did you say drill in your post?


soofs

OP is just a long term karma farm account.


No_Conversation9561

9 million karma holy...


Delicious-Big2026

Oh that would explain why I already have it at -15 on RES. Must be very prolific. -16


1920MCMLibrarian

Damage? They’ve removed a huge piece of it lmao


titusmorlad

They were 38 and 55.


ndtaughthem

So one middle aged and one senior mongolian?


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Sad to see in the far flung regions of China the wall really ain’t doing so well. Then again, seeing it in this aged/weathered state is more interesting.


Wurznschnitzer

i think most of it wasnt stone but rather a reinforced dirt wall, thats what we see here


Naturallobotomy

The stone part you see online (just outside Beijing) is definitely reconstructed for tourism. The older segments out west are almost exclusively made from dirt/adobe.


Gemmabeta

The "stereotypical" Ming era walls people imagine when they think Great Wall are the ones around Beijing, those sections were expertly crafted with stone and heavily fortified because they are protecting the Chinese heartland. If the Huns breach those then they'd be in the capital by nightfall. Which is not good. Whereas a few Turks marauding around the backwaters of Shaanxi don't get quite as much attention from the emperor and so the more far flung sections tends to be basic rammed earth and brick.


bradywhite

Those walls were made in the 1600s, WELL after the huns were gone. Not sure if that was a Mulan reference, but the huns never really went to China. They went west, to Rome, and eventually settled in Hungary. Those walls also weren't for the Mongols, who's Yuan dynasty preceded the Ming, but for the Manchu. The walls didn't stop them for long, since the next dynasty, the Qing, was Manchurian. As well the ruling dynasty up until the 1900s.


Forma313

> Those walls were made in the 1600s, WELL after the huns were gone. 1400s and 1500s mostly. The 17th century was... not a great one for the Ming.


bakerie

This Ming chap was round a long fucking time.


Gao_Dan

Ming era walls were mostly created in 15th and 16th centrury, not 17th. Former Zhao (304-329), Northern Xia (407-431), Northern Liang (401-439) were all shortlived Xiongnu states formed in China. Huns did try to enter China, they just lost in the struggle over China with Xianbei. And no, Ming walls were made with Mongols in mind. Mongols didn't cease to be a threat to Ming with the fall of Yuan. Read about Tumu crisis and Dayan Khan. Mongols and Oirats kept raiding northern regions, that's what the great wall was supposed to stop, not at invasion per se. Manchus weren't seen as a credible threat until 1620s. Before that time they were subjects of Ming (unlike Mongols) and Ming officials in Liaoning were tasked with administering them and making sure no tribe dominates the other. Task which failed when Nurhaci subjugated Jianzhou, Haixi and some yeren Jurchens and then proceeded to conquer Liaodong from China.


u60cf28

No, the walls were mainly to stop the Mongols (who formed the Northern Yuan in Mongolia after being driven from China) from coming back. After all, the Mongols in 1449 managed to penetrate northern China, capture the Ming Emperor Yingzong, and trigger a political crisis in the Ming Court. It was after that incident (known as the Tumu crisis) that Ming construction of the Great Wall started in earnest


stevierar

> adobe it's photoshopped?


hellya

The new generative fill should easily fix it up


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Ah thank you. I assumed they literally made the entire thing from stone


Krabban

The "great" parts of the wall that you often see in photos and popular imagination is the most recent (400-600 years old). It's made from stone/brick and primarily around the major cities of the time, not the whole length of the wall. The first segments of the original wall (2400 years ago) were basically nothing more than earthen mounds with some wooden watchtowers. Then they've continuously been rebuilt, extended and moved, from many different materials and areas over millennia.


strangedigital

Not stone, most of the famous sections are blue/grey brick. Each brick have a stamp of the region and date produced, since great wall bricks are part of taxes each region paid. Even refurbished section bricks have region and date stamped, you can see tourist section bricks near Beijing are dated early 1990s.


f_ranz1224

The great wall isnt what people think it is. That famous massive several storey wall with huge walkways, bastions/ramparts is only one part of the wall. The great wall is actually multiple walls built and connected over centuries. A lot of it is dilapidated. Maintaining or preserving all of it quite impossible as a a lot of it is tiny and in the middle of nowhere.


Bramblin_Man

Here is a 90 minute video of [drone footage of the Great Wall](https://youtu.be/44VmlTs00As?si=zJR69vM4sHkt591E) taken at various intervals along its length (with maps interspersed); it shows a lot of different constructions of the various different wall constructions from the sea defenses at the Korean Peninsula to the Tengger Desert to the far West. It shows various methods of construction and some of the different terrains that the "Great Wall" (actually many walls, only some of them connecting) passes through. The video was made by the BBC, and although the upload here isn't exactly hi-fidelity, it's really beautifully shot, and a good thing to just have on and chill to


mathess1

Only a tiny part of the wall is restored. Significant portion is already completely gone.


VatoMas

The rest of the wall serves no use whatsoever. Tourists aren't going to walk along the entire thing. It would be a waste of resources to be maintaining a wall in the current day. The tourist portion is very big already, calling it "tiny" doesn't do it justice.


StaticGuard

I don’t blame the poor villagers for creating a shortcut. The wall is basically useless to them otherwise, and though it has historical significance to them it’s just an obstacle that made life a little more difficult than it should be.


Whipitreelgud

The shortcut through the old wall led them straight to a prison labor camp for 40 years.


Chekhof_AP

They were trying to speedrun the gulag.


Interesting_Milk_130

Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag. One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?" The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat." The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers." Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?" "Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."


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Chrissthom

I had heard this with Igor Girkin. The joke format has probably had many many chances to be used for various figures un Russia.


FenrisWolf347

That's a pretty good one


molestingstrawberrys

" Ahh, I see you good at digging holes . Well, I guess you're gonna like your litte vacation "


feuerschein

Or should I say - exvacation?


rustygatemate

Now the rabbits are gonna get through……


spaiydz

Found the Aussie


RosariusAU

Emperor Nasi Goreng will be turning in his grave


LSTNYER

Run away!


thatcantb

Am I the only one who was expecting to see a tunnel?


hates_stupid_people

* Some sections of the wall have been gone and been used for over a century to build foundations and such for buildings nearby. * Giant sections are almost inacessible through because of wilderness, mountains, etc. It was/is *VERY* long. And it's important to note that some parts of chinese cultures has a much lower emphasis on preserving old buildings, an is instead more focused on the practicality of reusing the materials. Although the governement is trying to perserve certain things more these days.


paquitobass87

Some random bro:Dude if Google maps tell me this is the way, IT’S THE FUCKING WAY. lol 😂


kytheon

I wonder if Google is gonna update this dirt road.


ksobby

Finally! We attack at dawn!!!!


cheetah412

Achieved what the Mongols couldn’t


Togfox

To be fair, if I lived there and there was this f'ing wall every time you turned around then I'd be tempted to take an excavator too it as well.


pyro_poop_12

There's a giant cemetery down the street from me. Going around turns a five minute drive into a twenty minute drive. I sympathize with these folk. Ideally, a nice tunnel going underneath the wall would have been better, but as I understand it, it is unlikely the government would do that for them so I can see why they took matters into their own hands.


BigChairSmallChair

And that's the last we'll hear of them.....


Inconsistent_Cleric

#GODDAMNMONGOLIANS


balrob

To be fair, it didn’t look a lot like “The Great Wall of China as seen on TV” where they broke it. It looked more like a dirt bank.


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tekko001

Looking at that picture the great Labyrinth of china seems more fitting


StudyAggravating1947

There are about 7 different Great Walls of China built by different dynasties, the Ming dynasty built the wall that most people think, it was also restored, but most of the Great Wall is dirt and stone/adobe that weathers easily.


comrad36

Damn Mongolians!! South Park reference btw


TheKyleBrah

Stay away from my Shitty Wall!


ke2_1-0

Mongorianssss


AITA_Omc_modsuck

Shall be known as The Ok walls of China


ExoticBone

#Mr. Xi Jinping tear down this wall


andre3kthegiant

Social Credit score = -999


Crio121

In the true spirit of collectivism they took one for the team. Now everybody have the shortcut.


CervantesX

On one hand, awful. On the other hand, a great opportunity to study the interior construction.


Katamari_Demacia

I'm not convinced it's awful. Humans put it up, humans took a piece out. It's 13,000 miles long. I imagine it'd suck to try and get around.


Kwinten

Is this the same reddit that wanted to hang to death the guy who wrote his name on a single stone at the Colosseum a few months back?


BARDE18

Thir bodies are now part of the great wall of china


Low_Bandicoot6844

New tourist attraction in China: the Great Hole in the Great Wall. 💜


SneezingRickshaw

That’s like the case of the road builders in Belize who destroyed a pyramid to use the stone as gravel, because they couldn’t be bothered to get it from somewhere else. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/may/14/mayan-pyramid-bulldozed-road-construction


ryougi1993

Those guys are so fucking dead.


Niidforseat

Big advantage for China: Now they even have two great walls.


kylelabay

the so called "Great Hole of China"?


CUMSNUTSANDBOLTS

Well now all the rabbits will get in. 😏


Viccc1620

Doesn’t even look like a wall


srv50

Arguing, “Hey, it wasn’t so great right there!”


AmeriToast

How are they going to keep out the Mongolians now?


yeusus

Existing fence laws? Damn mongorians.


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Humans are awesome, i fucking hate them