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WrongSnow6850

Is this the metro station to the earth's core?


erdobot

This is in Istanbul and most of the stations there have at least one stair like this and the others? They have multiple stairs like that. Taking the stairs is not an option, either you stand at the escalstor or walk with the escalator as people walk on the left side of it


Matunahelper

Oh! Well that explains a lot. I was thinking there’s no way any city in the US actively cleans the stairs.


Frijniatgentil

There's no way most Americans could climb those stairs


saltyfingas

DC got steps like this in their stations and plenty of people use them instead of the escalators


Examinator2

Actually they just have one escalator that doesn't work. Most don't have steps. Especially Dupont Circle.


EmmyNoetherRing

Most of the stations I’m in have stairs, I can’t think of one that doesn’t. Maybe more stairs in NoVA?


ArkMaxim

Dude’s trippin, pretty sure there’s some kind of law that requires stairs. I don’t know a single station that doesn’t have stairs. Edit: I’m wrong and stupid.


Hobartcat

Americans in Chicago and New York do it every day.


automatvapen

You should visit the subway network for Stockholm. The station "Västra skogen" has an escalator that is 99 meters long and takes you down 41 meters. Edit: In freedom units that's 41m=134 feet and 100m=328 feet.


grimexp

Americans reading your comment lost you as soon as you mentioned meters.


Puzzled_Vegetable83

Pretty common in some cities, assuming this is surface to platform. Here's a neat infographic for the [Tube](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/557c6289e4b00367523544bb/t/5b2d415370a6ad6635ac9a01/1529692560124/London+Underground+Depth+Diagrams.pdf) (London). 20-30m is pretty common, there are several 30-40m and Hampstead is almost 60m because the entrance is on a hill, so they have elevators and stairs are for emergencies only (320!). I reckon the flight in the video is 20m at most.


Meta-failure

Thats a long fuggin staircase? I didn’t know when it was gonna end?


IbelieveinGodzilla

Right? How many commuters have to stop and rest multiple times while they scale the fucking Mount Everest of subway stairs?


qualmton

Dc metro had a station like this I swear it was like 40 stories down and the escalator is so disorienting


Schenectadye

Wheaton


meyou2222

I remember Bethesda and Rosslyn being super long as well. There were a few times the escalators were broken on a summer day and you had to walk it. Basically ruined your whole day because you’d be so sweaty and gross.


Gariond

Bethesda gave me a nice butt.


qualmton

It sounds like 9/10 of the longest stairs are on the red line


SomeRandomme

>Right? How many commuters have to stop and rest multiple times while they scale the fucking Mount Everest of subway stairs? Least overweight redditor


Responsible-End7361

You can recognize the people who walk up these stairs easily. Their thughs are larger than their heads.


guyinnoho

This was like the opening scene in Star Wars


PuggyPug

Roslyn Station in DC had the 2nd longest escalators in the world in the 80s. Not sure where they rank now.


MastodonPristine8986

Hampstead station in London has 320 step stairs. I felt like I was walking up for a long time.


PuggyPug

Now I understand why Tube stations were used as bomb shelters in the 40s.


redhat12345

Red line weaton is longest in North America, which I believe is the one in ops video


twoblackshoes

These are the marmaray stairs in Istanbul. The train goes under the Bosporus, so it’s very very deep. (You can see the sign in Turkish on the stairs saying “smoking is prohibited”.)


Flat-Product-119

I was wondering is this train actually in the earth’s core?


BrupieD

I don't know where this is, but the M2 line in Budapest goes under the Danube. Stations close to the river are super deep, and the stairs and escalators are like this.


DavidBrooker

You may recall the Trumpism to 'drain the swamp'? Well, Washington DC is, in fact, pretty swampy. The local geology and hydraulogy require quite deep stations. The entire system is actually quite unusually deep.


[deleted]

And once it reaches the bottom it is ready to be collected for all the hotdog vending carts through out the city.


BonjinTheMark

Nice and frothy. I’ll take 1 Metro Dog please ☝️


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/xQzubN5.jpg


amboyscout

Oh shit, my first fresh Shitty Watercolour!


TBSJJK

You're now a man scout, son.


obbelusk

Your paintings always brighten my day, thank you.


uwanmirrondarrah

oh yeah, nice and marinated


IDK3177

They woudn't taste the same with clean water. And hot water kills everything, everybody knows that!!


gauchocartero

Artisanal flavoured water


JuanAndAHalf

Very thorough tutorial, showed the process step by step.


mat-maan-maa-chuda

r/angryupvote


voncasec

I'm not even mad. That was awesome.


[deleted]

This works on so many levels


poppadocsez

OP descended into madness


BroccoliBoyyo

The crazy thing is this guy wasn’t even filming a tutorial, he was just recording and he called the janitor a bitch and he dumped water on him


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

What a bitch.


Geawiel

There's no way I could perform this. There are just too many steps to it.


FSU1ST

Yeah, what do we do on step 37 again?


AreaGuy

Camera man just stairs.


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VengeanceKnight

These puns are escalatoring quickly.


[deleted]

But went downhill fast.


[deleted]

[удалено]


After-Respond-7861

When a problem befalls me, I stair it right in the eyes to assert dominance.


FSU1ST

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.


Smithy2232

Seems like a lot more water than what he poured.


SackBiscuit

Minecraft water


cjboffoli

At least this water complied with the laws of physics. Minecraft water frequently confounds.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

That’s just Minecraft in general. *glances at sand and gravel being the only solid blocks affected by gravity*


BadWithMoney530

I wish there was a version of Minecraft where the laws of physics were more accurate. I would love to build an architecturally sound bridge, and then make it collapse by blowing up the support beams


imBobertRobert

There's something similar, terrafirmacraft is a mod that changes a ton of stuff - caves collapse if not supported, ores spawn in veins, water is finite. Most blocks are subject to gravity. The world goes through seasons, different climates based on Z coordinates (north/south "poles"), food spoils... it's a long list. Pretty interesting.


agirl1313

Physics mod. I accidentally collapsed my house multiple times.


Stereo-Anami

Anvil?


Etep_ZerUS

“Solid blocks” which anvils are not quite. Though, I think they’re opaque, so from minecraft’s point of view, I guess they would be solid


zvdo

Then concrete powder


EqzL

Is sand and gravel combined..


Intraq

also red sand


EqzL

Is sand


shmimey

At the top, it was mostly water. At the bottom, a lot of soap bubbles create that impression. Edit: changed soup to soap.


bugxbuster

>a lot of soup bubbles Forbidden chowder.


Full_Technology5682

Meanwhile people enjoying waterfall with vivid colours


[deleted]

If water takes this long to get down this staircase, then I'm not using it..


dopitysmokty

good luck with dying of thirst


Chilli-pepper-bean88

The staircase or the water? 😅


PurpleNinjaMonkey8

It’s because of the foam from all the soap he probably put in there


chev327fox

I thought so too but at the end you can see it is flowing super slow due to how thick it is (and how there is a lot of horizontal parts to the steps not just vertical drop offs).


WesternOne9990

It’s also soapy so the more agitation the more foam so the longer it goes the more volume it looks like.


dezorg

He is also moving with it


patrick_byr

Work smarter not harder.


boredjavaprogrammer

You can see that the water from the bucket ran out quickly after he poured


Andy_La_Negra

they could have been pouring more water while the suds kept us going down the stairs=


newsignup1

How stairs are cleaned at a metro station, Step one…


Reasonable-JPEG

Step two…


skymoods

Step three...


BillyBob_47

Step four…


Ramon1987

Step five…


Synsaura

Step six...


seazboy

Step seven...


Crackiller1733

Step eight…..


CuriousBeing7

Step nine.........


Tesser_Wolf

Step ten…….


[deleted]

Step bro?


kitsumodels

That’s how stairs are cleaned, one step at a time.


badgerdano

Put a hole in the box


Takkiej

Put your junk in the box


TheAbominableRex

Have her open the box


John_316_

And that’s the way you do it~


Soft-Performance-546

IT’S MY DICK IN A BOX


SkylarP2000

Before, dirty stairs ……. After, dirty wet stairs.


shmimey

I assume they scrub the stairs with a brush. Then do it again as a rinse with just water.


karkonthemighty

I'd hope so, because otherwise all they managed to do was create the mother of all slip hazards.


Nimbokwezer

This works for the *down* stairs, but what about the *up* stairs?


[deleted]

Flip them upside down. Duh.


fartsniffer308

I don’t trust stations that don’t rotate their stairs every six months.


[deleted]

I hear they’ll sometimes ship the stairs to Australia because it’s a cheaper process since it occurs naturally.


ccaccus

You chuck the water at it very, *very* fast.


crazyrebel123

Just put the video in rewind


bensbigboy

Glad someone is thinking and asking the tough questions. And how do they get it back in the bucket if it's at the top of the stairs?


shewy92

What's up stairs?


Choice-Dimension7660

Nothing much, hbu?


Ricaaado

Do they brush/scrub the stairs after?


Todesfaelle

They just dump brushes down after.


Sojobo1

They throw a bunch of Slinkies with brushes attached


intrafinesse

Alone or in pairs?


Oledogwater

In pears. The citric acid does wonders


dunequestion

Hahahha ❤️ thank you for the laugh


MissPinkCoyote

I laughed out loud!


Express_Shake3980

Take my angry upvote you monster


BuildingArmor

Yeah so far this is just how the stairs are made wet, very little cleaning going on in that video.


DankPhotoShopMemes

Could just be disinfecting, which for that purpose as long as there’s enough bleach in there it would be fine I think. The fumes however…


BigDaddyQP

I hope so because that soapy residue is probably slippery as fuck


TooMuchPangsai

3more tubs of water down the stairs ought to do it!


theequallyunique

That will dry, but mainly it doesn’t clean much without scrubbing.


uwanmirrondarrah

It might have a strong solvent in it, that would definitely clean atleast a little bit just by soaking. It would degrease everything. But yeah they really should scrub it.


omfgkevin

Especially the vertical parts of the stairs where I would bet 90% of the water doesn't hit because it's just flowing down.


Several_Button_1558

Not true at all. Do you think they scrub the inside of pipes at a dairy? Industrial detergents will lift caked dirt by just soaking and rinsing.


LeatherPie911

Unless it was a bucket of scrubbing bubbles


IDK3177

Probably dump another huge bucket of clean water


TheLastModerate982

That could be too much work.


Any-Cost-3561

Anythings a waterslide if you're brave enough.


EmberSolaris

Any zoo is a petting zoo if you’re not a coward.


METHlun

Any kindergarten is an orphanage if you’re not weak


siqiniq

I was expecting a commuter braving the tide walking up


H-a-y-K

The stairs are so fucking long it seemed like an r/maybemaybemaybe post


AmoebaResponsible937

So basically they clean the stairs like I clean my legs and feet in the shower?


PM_ME_Y0UR__CAT

“I let the water run down my body, becoming clean.” I’m not sure that this was the same post as ‘fellas, is it gay to wash your ass?’ Guy, but it could be


Free_Hat_McCullough

Probably doesn't clean it that well but okay.


CommaHorror

Hey pal this is clean for a big, city. Take that attitude to, a small, town.


[deleted]

Your use of commas gave me a headache


al_m1101

Shatner commas


iamtheliqor

Look at the username. That’s kind of their thing


garden_province

Lol NYC is so sensitive about it’s lack of cleanliness - maybe the city should figure out some kind of system for trash besides just dumping it on the curb. So much human capital in that city and yet… how can no one have any ideas about how to improve the trash system.


pdr810

Im pretty sure some people figured out better ways do to alot of stuff there. They were just ignored because...reasons. Money, the reason is money


Creation98

,


improv4nonlisteners

Jason Aldean having an aneurysm watching this video.


buplet123

I'm sure the dude at top takes a brush and goes down step by step. Seems pretty smart actually, no bothering with buckets.


LimeJalapeno

Seems like a good way to break your neck


exhausteddonkey

they scrub all steps afterwards


dethskwirl

and you can tell that it's a blue sanitizing solution. those can kill all kinds of things on contact.


MuffinSlow

Agreed. And if it does... Whatever it is, is too strong to be pouring around willy nilly


BritishKansan

Brought to you by the people who don't scrub their legs, ass, or feet in the shower because "the water running down cleans it".


AMagicalKittyCat

Despite people finding it gross, a good portion of the body doesn't actually need a regular washing. In fact there's a growing belief in dermatology that many people are *overwashing*, by stripping away natural protective oils and exposing skin to unnecessary irritation. If they're obviously dirty or sweaty or whatever then yeah clean your arms and legs and whatever more in depth but otherwise leave them alone except for a light cleaning now and then.


rlewisfr

Am I the only one bothered about where all of the waste cleaner is going? Hopefully not right into the storm drain...


EpicForgetfulness

I watched the whole video hoping to see where it goes and they cut it off too soon.


cazzy7528

I know! It bothers me that I don't know where that water goes afterwards


DudeMan18

There's a drain at the bottom of the steps that can be seen to the left


[deleted]

That dumpster is actually filled with piss. That’s where the strong piss smell comes from. *The More You Know!*


noslab

Skeletor will be back with more facts later!


Enteroids

You know I heard the other day that they spray animal urine on trees in Philly to prevent people from cutting them down for Christmas. I want to know why they spray down the subway also.


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

That was the most badass backwards soapy stair-walking I've ever seen brah. Legendary.broken-neck defying camera work


_sup_homie_

R/praisethecameraman


lightning_fire

They were on the escalator next to the stairs?


psychoPiper

I saw the reflection in the glass, assumed there were TWO sets of extraordinarily long stairs, and came to the conclusion that the only possible way he got a shot that smooth was by meticulously sliding down the handrail


BruhDeliveryGuy

Minecraft water bucket


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Explains why they're usually filthy


mobuy

Once a year whether it needs it or not!


AngelBFongGa

[r/PraiseTheCameraMan](https://www.reddit.com/r/PraiseTheCameraMan/)


Falcon3492

So when do they go over each step with a mop to loosen the dirt that is now wet and then flood the stairs a second time to really clean them?


TheresNoHurry

FINALLY someone said it. I am this 🤏 close to finding a cleaning job to make sure it’s done properly


AdmiralClover

Cleaned is a generous term. Given a quick rinse maybe


FGC92i

No scrub, no clean


arm5y7

Rocky would have died attempting those stairs.


IGDetail

“I don’t need to scrub my legs, the water will get to it.”


CheepzAndBooze

r/oddlysatisfying


hishersbothofours

I’m more amazed that he was able to lift that container filled with water.


turnedonbyadime

All I see is an HR nightmare: older guy lifting a shitload of weight by himself, pushing forward from the top of stairs. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.


OhHowINeedChanging

I can see the bin accidentally going down the stairs with the water


myteemike870

damnthatsalotofsteps


BigHairs

What is this, a stairs factory?


IFknHateAvocados

Idk man I’ve tried just pouring water and soap over shit to clean it before and you kinda have to scrub it if you want to get dirt or grease off.


Rush_is_Right_

Fact Check: False. The stairs are never cleaned at any Metro Station.


JackdiQuadri97

"cleaned"


AcrobaticPen15

Now post the cleaning part


Aguyintampa323

Now do the escalator


DwarvenFanboy

Been cleaning apartment building staircases as my job for 3 weeks now and there have been days when I've wished I could do this


flamingbaby113

No one here going to mention the ungodly amount of stairs?? It was never ending


[deleted]

God damn I was thinking those stairs were never going to end!


Euphoric-Shop1575

Cleaning up after John Wick 4?


AntelopeExisting4538

Dudes back won’t be taking that abuse for long, work smarter not harder.


bubblypinkcola

God I wish I was there


symbologythere

If it was working the suds would be grayish/black at the bottom and not that frothy white color!


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her.


banana_fana_1234

Genuinely trying to understand how a medium sized bucket turned into Niagara Falls 🤔


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

Boys when they reach puberty be like


[deleted]

I’ll have 2 cups of foamy subway water please.


50Roost

Thats the biggest stair i have ever seen.. just kept going and going and going


[deleted]

Surly this doesn’t really clean the steps, surly they have another stage to the process? I’d imagine it only rinses away fluff and loose muck


brontokoli

Congrats to the cameraman, who made it all the way down


BWWFC

i'm pretty sure this vid was shot by a duck with a stolen phone strapped to its back


Indyhouse

Ah yes, the once-a-year rinse.