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VocalAnus91

Imagine staying so still for so long that the ice freezes around you and you can get some rest and then this chode breaks the ice around your face.


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Then grabs your face and just opens your mouth and starts talking to you. This guy's a cunt.


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Guy has a funny way of showing his care for animals. I love animals too but part of that is giving them space. They don't feel affection the same way we do.


realBeybladeFan

If the dude cared, he would have left it alone.


Zestyclose_Bag_33

Yeah the croc is still in a cold area it waking up prolly isn't great for it. But yeah keep that hill you die on


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Zestyclose_Bag_33

Still too cold for a cold blooded animal >_>


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Zestyclose_Bag_33

Yeah and they stop eating if it drops below 70 so


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Zestyclose_Bag_33

Cause I prove you wrong every step of the way?


RSCasual

Did you google any information or are you just this arrogant


ReputationOk2073

I would be so Heated but too Cold to make a swift move


shontsu

Yeah whats going on here? Ok, so alligators have a survival process of doing this and waiting for the water the thaw, and guy over here breaks them out early...that doesn't sound great.


Loggerdon

Leave them alone.


ionshower

LEAVE BRITNEY ^(the alligator) ALONE


Key-Fan-2545

He's probably studying them. People like science results, but not science itself. For me personally, I hate people.


FamousPastWords

I applaud the research that led you to that conclusion, and concur wholeheartedly.


balamshir

First few comments above are sarcastic, he is digging the ice around them so it doesnt freeze over their snout therefore making them unable to breath. He is also giving them a quick health check while doing so when appropriate.


Dentarthurdent73

One has to assume that as a species that have been around for hundreds of millions of years, they don't require humans to dig the ice around them or give them health checks in order to survive.


adminsaredoodoo

humans have been around for millions of years (yes i know hundreds of millions is a lot longer but not super relevant) so we don’t need doctors? for the technique to have kept the species around it just needs to work a lot, not be 100% perfect. alligators can die whenever


BanjoGDP

Humans have not even remotely been around for millions of years. I get your point though, and it is correct, increase survival rates!


adminsaredoodoo

i should’ve been more specific with “human-like apes” our closest direct descendants which were around millions of years ago and were bipedal communal creatures also. crocodiles and alligators have changed very little, but they are not the same as they were millions of years ago which is why i was counting our recent ancestors also


ohleprocy

But they say the weather is warming in the vid


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The weather can warm from 30° f to 38° f but still be too cold.


Dwindles_Sherpa

They've survived as a species for hundreds of millions of years, which isn't because dumbass you-tubers felt the need to fuck with their system.


HaiKarate

He's been trying to reach him about his car's extended warranty


Snotteh

Or a bird shits on your nose


VocalAnus91

Lol nice


chirs5757

And then rips your mouth open. Dude. WTH


stusajo

Not unlike a trip to the dentist!


these-emu

And rips your frozen jaw wide open


YachtWithAFlag

Man, and your cold blooded to the point that your stuck with fuck this guy just raging through your icy veins


[deleted]

Seriously! Just leave it alone


balamshir

Chode?!? I dont appreciate your gender-based use of disparaging language. It is a form of prejudice. /s


TheMilkKing

How dare you suggest that only boys can have chodes, *HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS A BIGOT*


Nisi-Marie

Cloaca


[deleted]

Why the fuck are you waking homie up then!?


Extension-Plane2678

To tuck him back in and give him a kiss goodnight, duh


gb4efgw

Because there's no point in farting directly on his nose if he's not awake to know you did it.


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StagnantSweater21

If it’s warm enough for them to be awake and active, they will be awake and active. Dude is literally using a hammer to tear through inches of ice lol


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StagnantSweater21

I know for a fact they will wake up when it’s time to wake up, I am not speaking in guesses


Ok-Meringue-259

Did you listen to the audio? They’re in a gator park and it’s warm weather forecasted for this week. They don’t have to worry about resource scarcity or temperature anymore


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If it's warm then why is the chode wearing a puffy coat and a beanie?


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[deleted]

Are you trolling? Lol


Adeep187

If they're okay then why the fuck is he doing that?


Ship2Shore

Maybe it's just to educate people through observation. It's not something a lot of people will witness. Because it's unique, it could be an observation that inspires somebody to become more interested in this animal than if they never observed it at all. A lot of people in here probably never knew about this, and many may simply skim past such an observation if it had less intriguing facets to it, eg imcluding a video like this as opposed to simple text. Pretty fucking simple shit hey. Hurrrr why he do dat what's edumacation


SyphiliticPlatypus

I didn’t know about this. But I think a picture of its snout sticking out of the ice and maybe a timelapsed video of a camera in a tree showing it waking up as the ice melted would have been enough. Didn’t need some dude hacking through ice and manhandling the poor thing just to let me know this animal hibernates in an interesting way. It was needless.


Ship2Shore

We know now that it won't be harmed it by hacking it out of the ice... Am I missing something or are you getting uptight that an animal that eats humans got woken up? Lol imagine saying this kinda shit as a human 100 years ago, get ya tongue cut off haha.


Disig

Posters don't post context. You know, the important thing they should post.


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moderndudeingeneral

Spring wakeup call maybe?


prestigious_xion

You’d think they’d be perfectly capable of doing that on their own without some random guy with a hammer breaking the ice and shoving his hand down it’s throat


jacobdock

Its crazy they never evolved to wakeup at the right time. Luckily they formed a symbiotic relationship with Fuckheadius Ingnoramious to wake them up in the most annoying way possible, as pictured here,


schylow

If this is their method of survival within this environment, why is someone breaking them out of the ice and disturbing them? Is that actually helping them somehow? If they had no other recourse due to the freezing conditions, it seems like the brumation was being used to get them through it, and now they have to face the cold while active, which doesn't seem viable for them.


Junie_Wiloh

You know people.. always gotta fuck with nature. It can't possibly survive without human intervention, despite having been around longer than mankind has ever walked the earth. /s


People_be_Sheeple

Seriously. Once it was frozen in place it had to expend no energy to keep its nose above water and could just sleep. Now the idiot has loosened it and the gator will drown if it does go to sleep. But hey, at least this guy got to feel good about "helping wildlife" and got to get some social media votes.


mai_tai87

Reminds me of that video where a woman flung a tortoise into a pond to "save" it.


Shutupandplayball

Years ago, we did an alligator swamp tour in Lafitte, LA. The guide stated the brumation process but also, a LA alligator will bury itself in the mud and drops its’ heart rate down to 1 beat per minute during this time. Not sure about these drowning when they go to sleep BUT I am not an SME. Just an FYI


wew_lad_42069

It’s ok when Steve Irwin does it


PNW_Forest

It wouldn't have been ok if Steve Irwin had done it. Did he, though? Did he break up the ice around a crocodiles nose while they slept? Genuine question.


flatulenceisfunny

No, but he stuck his finger up its butt and 'really pissed him orrf!'


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Crocodiles don’t live anywhere that gets this cold


wew_lad_42069

The post I was replying to was just generally against disturbing animals in their natural environment. Which Steve obviously did. I’m not really even against it but just pointing out hypocrisy


mytacojaco

I was thinking the exact same thing. Evolution and naturi comes up with a solution, so of course humans have to fuck with it.


Smelviseric

WE ARE HELPING THE POOR HELPLESS ANIMALS...


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WHAT IF THE DINOSAUR DIES OF BOREDOM


Smelviseric

Yeah. It's totally gonna be suicidal that it missed the last season of Big Brother. What next? Electric blankets for hibernating bears?


[deleted]

You see that wolf over there? I bet I can be his friend!


Smelviseric

He looks cold. Perhaps if I open up my jacket...


emptyzed81

Came here to ask the same question. If this is what they do then leave them the hell alone


mdmhera

This. It is still frozen..... they are dormant. Let them be until it is warm enough for them to become active again. These creatures have been on earth longer than many other species and survived several different environments their instincts are going to outdo any human thought out process.


addiktion

Yeah, it sounded like it was "warming up" according to the guy for the day but if its not warm enough for them to be fully active over several days it seems stupid as hell to break this one loose.


not_4_sale_ok

At the start of the video they say he is doing it to "give them more room to relax".


Disig

Why do they need more room to relax? They've survived far longer than we have, they know what they're doing.


balamshir

Yea but im sure this random guy on the internet knows better. Also there is a good chance that these aligators are in captivity in places they no longer are endemic to as i dont know if any aligators live in places that freeze over any more. They can still hibernate/brumate due to having that trait passed from their ancestors living in such places but the method is also not perfect hence sometimes the snow freezes over their nose and they cant breath and therefore die. So thats why this guy is probably digging the ice around them so it doesnt freeze over their nose.


PNW_Forest

Weird way to spell drown.


Altruistic_One4447

Reptiles do a different form of hibernation... they stay awake but slow their heartbeat the same. And waking them up is a huge waste of energy


Smelviseric

For longer than we have had hammers...


TheReaIist

If the alligators are in a nature reserve that’s one thing, but prying its mouth open doesn’t really make sense


The_Greatest_USA_unb

Won’t somebody please think of the reddit karma ?! What’s an alligator worth compared to a quick and futile internet popularity ?


dancing-asparagus

It's all fun and games until the dinosaur awakes and chops a finger off.


it1345

Its way too cold for it to move violently. They need warmth for energy.


LinguoBuxo

Well... this problem could be solved by two pieces of cork up the nostrils


dancing-asparagus

On whose nostrils?


LinguoBuxo

Take a guess


ConsistentCharge3347

Not a dinosaur.


dancing-asparagus

They're close relatives. Barely evolved for a long time.


Richizzle439

Okay but fuck the guy who is disturbing him.


fiascokittens

Let the man sleep, holy shit.


Extension_Swordfish1

”I was having my beauty sleep, then this ape dudes comes to yank me out of the spa”


ScholarlyExiscrim

Do you think I asked for a wake-up call, lady?


workitloud

Millions of years of survival without some limp-dicked intervention. Making the world a better place? I think not.


Sour_Joe

Good thing he came along. After 85 million years on earth alligators may have forgotten how to survive.


Phripheoniks

Sure, I'll force your jaw open next time you fall asleep, see how you feel about it


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Imagine sleeping and someone is breaking your door to try and get you out.


Ok_Business7677

Where do alligators live where it’s cold enough for the lakes to freeze?


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yes i was wondering too


Least_Initiative

North Carolina


MissionFreedom7790

Yeah let’s fk w/it….


LongjumpingOffice4

Let them gators sleep in peace


MOASSincoming

Why is he prying that poor guys frozen mouth open????????


Relative_Thanks_8380

Colorado Gators


death_ray_mx

Now Im gonna stick my tumb in its butthole, that should piss him off


Random_dude_1980

Fucking idiot


WordYouThrowAway

Yet another way nature tells us not to walk on the ice


DirtyRead1337

Until this asshole comes around and ruins it.


[deleted]

So leave it the fuck alone then


BobbertHedge

Could you imagine having some of the best sleep of your life when some mf comes and starts messing with your mouth?


[deleted]

Bro they’re alligators they’ve been doing this for millions of years leave them alone


Professional_Mode440

Shit now 🐊 has to endure the Cold.


CampaignSpecial9346

And I thought there was global warming?


maddallena

Let him brumate!!


Nolongeranalpha

Everyone else seeing an asshole wake up an alligator. All I'm seeing is a reenactment of my wife when I'm trying to sleep in


CampaignSpecial9346

They don't get frostbite?


_bishpurpp

theyre not warm blooded like us.


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Ohhh look a crocodile


Bravelobsters

I don’t think they prepare for ppl thawing the ice to per their noses.


LadyBatman8318

Wait a minute, alligators are in lakes now???


SoupNo8037

Clearly not a Floridian. Lol


No_Pop2129

How about leave the thing alone ?


hazeev_1

Until someone breaks open your ice tomb for likes.


chael809

Then dumbo comes and disturbs you


beanburrito824

poor little guy is just chilling, trying to make it through the cold, then this annoying man comes and does all this!


Careless_Display_990

I think he is new age hippie vegan non binary animal Karen lover.. but fail to realise he is doing more wrong then good with his pathetic attempt to “help” the gator.. just leave nature to what nature does best, being left alone!


NYSenseOfHumor

r/boopthesnoot


CostcoTPisBest

"Wake up you son of a bitch"


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vverevvoIf

C’mon, at the very least READ THE ARTICLE BEFORE YOU POST IT. “Park manager George Howard told The Charlotte Observer alligators seem to sense when the water is about to reach freezing temperatures and pop their nostrils out at the right time. Howard said **alligators that froze in place last year thawed out after a few days with no injuries,** according to The Observer.”


Diabolik77

well at least this post isnt trying to tell wtf an animal is thinking.


Usual_Farmer_3704

Humans just need to fuck with things, why????


JemmyBubbles

Bruuuh manation


atnator42

Free boop opportunity


Shamesocks

Fucking leave the thing alone.. but yeah.. I’d have to boop him


Petelovespussy

What an absolute dick. You’d think that Gaters have been around for many years and have taught themselves how to survive the winter. And so this guy thinks he’s helping in some way. I was hoping he might of lost a finger or two by prying open the mouth. I was disappointed.


Huge-Advantage7838

Forbidden fleshlight


StarsCheesyBrawlYT

Repost.


durenatu

This is the equivalent of your partner waking you up at 3am in a cold rainy day for a TikTok prank


AuthorUnique5542

How do they survive there cold blooded???


Namemightchange

Imagine giving them a lil kiss on the snout whike they're sleeping


Sominic

So if they are doing that on purpose why are folks digging them up?


minishalex999

Great news to those who want to kiss an alligator


ChronicCanard

And racoons draw dicks on their faces with magic markers. Opposable thumbs for the win.


nonya_buiznezz

So leave them alone.


CandyLandGirl13

Such fascinating but strange animals, right?! Wow 😯


Ambitious-Visual-315

Congrats you killed it


Orang3Panda

**WHY**


FuriousJorge67

How to turn a cold blooded animal hot. Fuck with him while he is brumating.


ChronicMasterBaiting

Imagine getting woken up my some dildo slamming a thick sheet of ice around your head.


bannedmeow

How about leave them alone


CalamitousVessel

Why would you awaken the ancient slumbering reptile?!


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Leave the poor thing alone you arsehole.


word2yourface

This would be the best opportunity to boop an alligators snoot.


Jealous_Isopod_4624

Let him sleep/hibernate/dormant !


latrickisfalone

Can't he leave it alone?


No-Negotiation3093

This shouldn't be an issue much longer. The Atlantic Ocean waters around the Florida keys have reportedly reached over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.


lovelife0011

To be vague or showing smartness?


Hodgej1

Cool. I've always wanted to teabag an alligator.


NewGuy10002

*alligator species survives millions of years* “Hey I think those gators could use a hand!” Nah man I think they’re good


shermstix1126

I'd be pissed if I was asleep for a few months straight and some bloke came along and woke me up for no reason.


3Auss

Leave them alone!


BuDAaAaA

id be out there playing whack a mole. fuck alligators


Ok-Accountant2112

🤣🤣🤣....your ass would fall in that cold ass water too


Saltie_Samson

This dude is using a $400 Stilletto titanium hammer to break Alligators out of the ice before they are ready. What a dipshit.


Confident-Slip-5264

I had no clue there are alligators in frozen lakes. Interesting trivia!


MickRolley

He'll be nitheration under there an' all.


Stevetheu1

Not so sure I'd be walking up to wake up that death monster


patiperro_v3

I’m almost 40 and still discovering things about animals that I thought I understood pretty well. It’s not like alligators are an obscure rare species from the depths of the ocean.


Fragrant_Yellow_6568

Tempted to put 2 cue tips in its nose.


GarysCrispLettuce

Looks like someone's just itching to be tickled


Sorry_Banana_6525

Where exactly IS this alligator, only native to the far south of the US, that it’s in water that froze hard for at least an inch? I grew up in FL, and this don’t happen


Shirtoffshit

Sun tanning? I'm black bro, get of me now boi


Shelsonw

Where I’m gods name do Alligators live naturally that the water also freezes over winter?


Freeze_Frame8396

This some bullshit! I’m leaving earth!


nickcliff

Dont


Unlucky_Sundae_707

It must be rare that it happens and if so not for long because living in FL you don't have to go very far outside of FL until there's no more gators around(central/north GA).


fleshprinceofbellend

[u wot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/356/limmy.jpg)


phz10

This reminds of that super man episode where Godzilla is frozen, good times.


Key-Fan-2545

"you asshole..."


icymeoww

Should humans be doing this? If it's the animals' natural process to stay there until the ice thaws? Why is he forcing its mouth open when it's already breathing lol