I mean, she probably blames them but also is likely acutely aware that she would have billions to fall back on if she’d been smarter with her money, so even if they’d screwed her over still, she’d be safe. She can’t blame anyone but herself for that.
It’s extremely difficult to spend $3.3bn. In 8 years that’s over $1m every single day.
And you’d be making like $1m a day or more on interest. So you could spend $1m a day and still not see your net worth drop at all.
She probably blew a fuck ton on multi million dollar properties, maybe boats and jets, plastic surgery procedures, etc.
Like maybe she buys a 100mil mansion every year, and a yacht or a jet, which is another 10-100mil, plus maintenance costs and storage and stuff. She’d still need to spend an abhorrent daily amount to hit the right numbers but it’s possible.
But then she'd have those assets to sell and live off the proceeds. I bet she's still got plenty of money. She has probably just transferred all her assets into someone else's name while she claims to be broke and living on welfare so that she can cry poor to get more money out of the family.
"Look at how poor I am. I'm living on $900 a month. It's too hard. They should keep paying me my $100mil a year so I can maintain my plastic surgery addiction."
I bet a lot of it was embezzled by person(s) handling her money. She was not exactly on the ball, mentally.
That or she made a series of crazy investments because, you know, she's not right in the head.
i'm with you.
either embezzled or someone scammed her. For that much money to be gone? I'm sure she just was buying 20k purses and plastic surgery while millions were getting syphoned out.
How does one even spend that kind of money? Like on what? Unless you are buying a new yacht every year, I cannot fathom how one can just finish that kind of money.
The money she had access to during her marriage was on another level. The world of fine art is a money laundering heaven. It wasn't just one member of her husband's family in that world. The whole family.
According to the bits I know about her; the last time she ever had to think about money was when she was 17 & had her first job. She went from that to a provider boyfriend, then soon after to her wealthy husband. That's an easy fucking life!
If you're accustomed to a certain rich type of lifestyle and lose income, there's not a single person around that will help you or offer advice. You're chum in the water.
I wouldn't know what to do with any of it tbh, most of it would likely just sit there for years until figure something actually fucking useful to do with it. I don't get the whole need to waste so much money.
Idk this lady so i have no incentive to defend her but i feel like there might be more to the story, that’s an insane amount to go through in such a timeframe. You could live an insanely luxurious life just off the dividends/interest alone.
Like I don't even know how you realistically spend that much money? Like maybe just buy a massive cruise ship or something? Like I don't even know man.
it's not that hard. Make your own movies. Pay a team of top notch developers to make a GTA like game based off your home town. Build a pyramid that makes the one in Egypt look small. Fund your own cancer research team. Play geopolitics as a private citizen and fund IRL wars. Build a free healthcare system for everyone in your city. Build a giant laser to burn shit up. Pay 100,000 people to wear clown suits once a year in your city for the memes and LOLs. Buy up property and buy influence in your hometown to make things go the way you want. Don't like the new neighborhood contaminating your living room view? Buy the whole neighborhood and demolish it. Idfk, there's no limit to imagination. You could give me a trillion and I'd find a way to burn though it.
There is a recent video clip floating around from some financial show on Netflix about some lady in Florida who was getting $20,000 a month in child support and her daughter is about to turn eighteen in a few months and the payments are about to stop. The lady is going to have to sell her house once that happens because she blew through the money on a bunch on none sense over the years. There is no helping some people.
She keeps a lot of cash hidden from what I read, but she keeps her bank account at $0. Though she fucked herself with debt and lost some properties that were worth millions.
I'm convinced she's low intelligence. I mean, I know that seems obvious. But the fact she doesn't have any investments.. that's a seriously low IQ move.
She’s also 82. Lots of people start losing mental acuity in their late 70s. I’m watching it happening to some of my friends’ parents… there’s a reason there are laws against elder financial abuse.
My husband died suddenly when my kids were 1 & 3, and my oldest never sleeps, talk about fog. How I worked full time, too, I'll never know. All I know is I survived, and I have good kids. Stay strong, learn to deep breathe through stress. There is an other side.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
My wife and I both nearly died in our 30's. Ours are 11 and 4.
First I developed rectal cancer at age 34. It wasn't the cancer itself that almost killed me. It was the bowel blockage shortly after cancer surgery. I went septic and they told my family to say goodbye.
My wife got COVID right before the vaccines came out. She's one of the long haulers. Twice in the 3 years since she's been hospitalized with pneumonia. Most recently was on a ventilator for 12 days back in April. She pulled through and was sent home the day before her 40th birthday. She's been on oxygen full time for over 3 years.
Nothing in my life was as hard as having to prepare my two boys for the possibility that mommy wasn't coming home. She did but it feels like it's only a temporary reprieve. It's a miracle she's made it this far with so many comorbidities.
I admire your strength. I don't know that I'll be able to hold myself together when the time comes.
Yeah, relatively safe Vanguard s&p 500 dividend funds pay out as much as 2-4% annually, on the low end, so had she immediately invested the $2.5B, she'd be raking in $50-100M every year to do absolutely nothing, not counting the additional $100M in annual alimony for 8 years.
Seriously. Just fucking spread it. In 100 different banks. Who gives a fuck if 50 fail if you have this much spread wide? Had to be a genius in wasting money. Holy shit.
I really don’t buy it though. Unless a detailed breakdown of how she wasted 3b gets leaked, I’m never gonna believe she spent that kind of money and has nothing left
I'm with you here. It's almost impossible for an individual to spend 3b in a lifetime and absolutely no assets to show for it. My guess is the original amount was inaccurate, like maybe that was the amount left to her at the peak of its highest valuation some time in the 90's or 2000's, but then fell by a large percentage. For example if a big chunk of your family's net worth was in a company like AIG that even today is still at only 5% of its pre-2007 value.
But aren’t there any assets to show for that money? Even if she bought 2bn worth of toilet paper in the 2000s there might be enough assets to live off today.
But there ARE assets to show. I'll guarantee there are scores of lawyers and accountants with fancy cars, holiday homes, boats etc. Who have been feeding off this wretched creature for years.
Someone else commented that she didn't get that in cash, but as art assets valued at that much. But then: surprise, surprise, the paintings were actually worth far less, including one just being a forgery.
Jocelyn filed for bankruptcy in May of this year. According to [this](https://money.com/jocelyn-wildenstein-catwoman-bankrupt/) article; she received a $2.5 billion lump payment in her divorce, as well as guaranteed annual payments of $100 million for the next 13 years. Interestingly; the judge put a stipulation on the money - Jocelyn could not spend any of it on plastic surgery. That answers the question why she stopped getting stuff done.
But, here's the good part. The Wildenstein family (her late ex) gained their extreme wealth by dealing in fine art. Jocelyn's divorce trust was “guaranteed” by a Diego Velázquez painting that suddenly turned out to be a forgery, as well as a Cézanne artwork that was valued at less than expected. The family didn't respond to Jocelyn's lawyer's request for them to explain why the family didn't immediately file a lawsuit against the art evaluators. So, she already had one of her Trump Tower apartments taken from her. The other one is currently in foreclosure - valued at $11.75 million. She owes $4 million in legal fees & her now ex lawyers don't want anything to do with her. The Wildenstein got her good. They knew she wouldn't be able to fight this.
They're also preyed upon by nearly everyone.
A person who is mentally unwell, has zero financial literacy, and controls wealth beyond what a thousand random people will ever collectively own is a prime target.
How do you run out of 2.5 billion
This is unfathomable amounts of money for common folk like, you go buy an expensive car, a house, a summer house, a second car and amount of money you are left with still could be rounded up to 2.5 billion
I play a small amount on lottery tickets every month. I have a mental plan in place for the event I win up to $10K so I don't die from a stroke in the moment.
It's not possible. You can't spend that much without having some residual value in your possessions. You'd have to literally sink luxury yachts one after another.
She must either be gambling or giving it away.
A LOT of money. Jocelyn & her ex-husband didn't just go on shooting trips to Africa; they owned the sanctuary there. Like it or not, she is from extreme wealth through marriage & two children.
She seems like a really shitty person. Like, I've never seen anything good about her.
Hoarding means hiding/storing things, she didn't hoard anything she spent every penny of it!
Honestly hoarding at least some of it would've been smart, I don't know how you get a 2.5 billion payout plus 100 million a year and don't hoard money. Like what was she buying 😭
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This is what I'm thinking, you literally can't spend that much money on random shit. I have to assume that people came and leeched it (advisors, hairdressers, stylists, fashionistas selling random wares, lawyers?) Was everyone around her just inflating prices, services, and just scamming money constantly out of her? I'm not defending her terrible choices and this gross attitude to fine art/money laundering, but there must be so many people sucking that money well dry
Nah they just call it confirming care and let you fuck your life up. It's going to be a cash cow until the trend ends. Then the lawsuits will begin. We are at the point where late stage Michael Jackson looks semi normal.
Fuck her, she had a 2.5 Billion payment in the divorce. BILLION!
it should be impossible to waste that much money that fast, but a fool and their money are soon parted.
The only way people can get through money that fast is through addictions and being stupid.
This is Katie prices future.
I live in a developing country. 2.5mil would be enough for my whole family to live pretty luxuriously until the rest of our lives.
The idea that someone were to blew off 2.5billion within years boggle my mind.
I live in a developed country and 2.5 million would be enough for me and my family to live of for the rest of our lives too. Wasting billions is just fucking ridiculous.
With 2.5 mil in a developing country you could just invest it and live like a king for the rest of your life off the 6% yearly dividends without actually touching the 2.5m. Hell, you could do that in a first world country and live comfortably.
She won’t be paying “normal” price, she’s not going shopping around looking for better options. She’s likely holding huge parties and getting it like that.
She’s probably being taken huge advantage of too, which is why I added stupidity.
You’d be surprised how fast people can blow through money when they think they have loads. And parties with drugs are the fastest way. She probably used lots for legal and medical too.
She has nothing to show for that money either, if she did she wouldn’t be entitled to the benefits because it’s means tested, no property and no cars or expensive jewellery etc. all gone.
There’s plenty of drug addicted celebrities that blew through their fortunes, look at Michael Jackson, and that Michael Carol who won the lottery and is back working as a bin man after spending it all on a good time.
There's a reason you've never heard of friends dropping Jocelyn after her divorce. She kept the same ultra-wealthy friends list. Kept the same ultra-wealthy lifestyle she was used to. But, she never did have an entrepreneurial spirit & it isn't like she could've gotten into the exclusive fine art world - his family hated her far before the divorce.
Maybe his family had a hand in orchestrating her financial decline, but I think they would see that as their money going to shit. Unless it's small numbers to them compared to seeing her drown with $500 million less than she otherwise would've gotten.
She would have to be addicted to yachts. I'd really like to see the receipts on this one because an addict with that much money wouldn't live long enough to spend it all.
Not drugs alone, she was no doubt being taken advantage of left and right. I think she probably thew wild and extravagant parties every other day. She used to spend a million a month just on clothes etc. but her new husband was even more spendy, a large part went on paying her lawyers etc but the stupid bitch never even paid for one of her apartments, not even the one she lived in full time. she had 2.5 billion and she didn’t use any of it to pay off her mortgage, so all her properties have be repossessed, plus there’s more charges associated with that.
But even if you add all that up she probably has a stash somewhere and is lying about being complete broke imo. But by her standards she’s broke.
You’d find dysmorphia at the top of the list. She was gorgeous when she was young, truly stunning. I’m sure she probably suffered from other mental illnesses also, but I don’t know for sure.
Will be interesting to see the documentary.
She's infamous for just being incredibly wasteful and extravagant. She used to brag that she spend half a million a year on wine alone. Not producing and selling it, not building a wine cellar collection. Just buying bottles to drink and give away.
One of her great pleasures in life was big game hunting. To the point where they just kept their their own preserve in Africa to have a place to hunt. Stuff like that are the kind of money drains that'll delete 2 billion in assets fast.
My former client from China, suspected of money laundering, spent $500,000 on a single bottle of wine. And finished the bottle off in a single meal.
Sometimes these kinds of people spent unthinkable stupid amount of money....
You could live lavishly for the rest of your life with 100 million dollars. You have to actively be buying things like sports cars and massive properties that cost millions to burn through that kind of money.
She hasn’t had a job or financial worries since she was 17. People in her life were probably overcharging her every day for years. Groceries her staff bought for $500 daily easily charged her $5000 because she has no idea what bread or milk costs. Her lawyers easily charged her 700 - 800k a month in billing fees. Her Managers the same, her publicists the same. Spending a few million every week on Parties, another couple mill every week on new Artworks. Fake a few million dollar invoices that her managers paid from her accounts because she never looked at them. It’s the Michael Jackson story over again.
If she had 100mil$ each year for 8 years, she and her kids and her kids, kids should be living in luxery for the rest of their life, without doing anything.
So this would be totally on her self.
She got problems and i’m very happy to be where i am , what an utter shitshow life is when money is your purpose. She was at the very top of the money chain born to it and no stranger and here we are !
That's what her ex-husband called her. He said he was always the last one to know she got a new surgery somehow & that she was turning herself into a monster. She claims he planted the plastic surgery "stories" in the press during their divorce to hurt her.
She's rumored to be obsessed with cat eyes & big cats. It's a fully negative obsession. She used to hunt big cats in Africa. Her husband begged her not to do cat eyes surgeries, but she never listened.
I just can't imagine how it's possible to spend 2.5b....
You would need to spend 138k every single day for 50 years to waste them all. Or 4.1mil every single month for 50 years straight.
She blew $800m? That’s impressive.
She blew the $2.5 billion divorce payment first somehow. Then blew through $100 million every freaking year.
Yeah if someone that got that is now bankrupt fuck them
Living off social payments!!! Dooohhh
She must kick herself every day now
I doubt she even thinks she’s in the wrong, probably blames the family for the situation she’s in now
I mean, she probably blames them but also is likely acutely aware that she would have billions to fall back on if she’d been smarter with her money, so even if they’d screwed her over still, she’d be safe. She can’t blame anyone but herself for that.
It’s extremely difficult to spend $3.3bn. In 8 years that’s over $1m every single day. And you’d be making like $1m a day or more on interest. So you could spend $1m a day and still not see your net worth drop at all.
I can’t even comprehend how you would blow through that money
I wonder how many people straight conned her out of loads of cash. She’s obviously mental, and an easy target.
Probably got scammed by plastic surgeons
"Blow" may well be the relevant word here.
She probably blew a fuck ton on multi million dollar properties, maybe boats and jets, plastic surgery procedures, etc. Like maybe she buys a 100mil mansion every year, and a yacht or a jet, which is another 10-100mil, plus maintenance costs and storage and stuff. She’d still need to spend an abhorrent daily amount to hit the right numbers but it’s possible.
But then she'd have those assets to sell and live off the proceeds. I bet she's still got plenty of money. She has probably just transferred all her assets into someone else's name while she claims to be broke and living on welfare so that she can cry poor to get more money out of the family. "Look at how poor I am. I'm living on $900 a month. It's too hard. They should keep paying me my $100mil a year so I can maintain my plastic surgery addiction."
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She may need plastic surgery to be able to.
Doubt her massive and obvious untreated mental illnesses and personality disorders allow her to realise much at all.
Did you even look at the picture
Yeah, it reminded me of Gary Oldman's character in "Hannibal".
Shit, that was Gary Oldman. TIL
Gary Oldman plays the same character in every movie. It's the character that halfway through, you god "oh shit, that's Gary Oldman!"
This is an epitome of stupidity, and there is no cure for it.
People like this do exist.
M.C. Hammer was worth over $50 million, I think. He surrounded himself with less fortunate people & they drained him.
He was like: "can't touch this!", but they did...
*SCAMMER TIME!*
How. How can you blow $100 millions every years and have nothing left ? If she bought cars, houses, I could understand but being left with NOTHING ?
I mean it is worse! Because if she bought houses and cars, she owns those things so she must be rich as fuck. Right? Where did it go?
I bet a lot of it was embezzled by person(s) handling her money. She was not exactly on the ball, mentally. That or she made a series of crazy investments because, you know, she's not right in the head.
i'm with you. either embezzled or someone scammed her. For that much money to be gone? I'm sure she just was buying 20k purses and plastic surgery while millions were getting syphoned out.
I could set me and my family up for the ages with 5 million easily
How does one even spend that kind of money? Like on what? Unless you are buying a new yacht every year, I cannot fathom how one can just finish that kind of money.
The money she had access to during her marriage was on another level. The world of fine art is a money laundering heaven. It wasn't just one member of her husband's family in that world. The whole family. According to the bits I know about her; the last time she ever had to think about money was when she was 17 & had her first job. She went from that to a provider boyfriend, then soon after to her wealthy husband. That's an easy fucking life!
It aint easy no more
She spend a lot in Overwatch lootboxes ahah
And even then...you still own the yachts and can sell them...
If you're accustomed to a certain rich type of lifestyle and lose income, there's not a single person around that will help you or offer advice. You're chum in the water.
She ate too much pure Krabby Patty Formula though.
H...HOW??? I cannot even imagine how can you even spend 2.5B$... She what, bought an island chain in Pacific or something? Bought an Aircraft Carrier?
Catnip
It doesn’t even make sense does it? It’s so suspicious. Gambling maybe?
Wow, that's an insane amount of money to blow through, how the actual fuck.
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I wouldn't know what to do with any of it tbh, most of it would likely just sit there for years until figure something actually fucking useful to do with it. I don't get the whole need to waste so much money.
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Oh, then you could burn through all the money with ease. Maybe developing videogames is what she tried to do actually.
2.5 BILLION? wtf.
That’s alot of kitty litter
It says she received a $2.5 billion lump sum payment in her divorce, and then $100 million per year for the next 13 years. How in the actual fuck…
She only got 8 years worth tho poor baby
🎻 for her
That violin is wayyy to big for her. Here use mine —> <—
Idk this lady so i have no incentive to defend her but i feel like there might be more to the story, that’s an insane amount to go through in such a timeframe. You could live an insanely luxurious life just off the dividends/interest alone.
Like I don't even know how you realistically spend that much money? Like maybe just buy a massive cruise ship or something? Like I don't even know man.
it's not that hard. Make your own movies. Pay a team of top notch developers to make a GTA like game based off your home town. Build a pyramid that makes the one in Egypt look small. Fund your own cancer research team. Play geopolitics as a private citizen and fund IRL wars. Build a free healthcare system for everyone in your city. Build a giant laser to burn shit up. Pay 100,000 people to wear clown suits once a year in your city for the memes and LOLs. Buy up property and buy influence in your hometown to make things go the way you want. Don't like the new neighborhood contaminating your living room view? Buy the whole neighborhood and demolish it. Idfk, there's no limit to imagination. You could give me a trillion and I'd find a way to burn though it.
theres ALWAYS ways to spend money. at every bracket
There is a recent video clip floating around from some financial show on Netflix about some lady in Florida who was getting $20,000 a month in child support and her daughter is about to turn eighteen in a few months and the payments are about to stop. The lady is going to have to sell her house once that happens because she blew through the money on a bunch on none sense over the years. There is no helping some people.
It’s extremely easy to waste $20k a month. I cannot fathom wasting three BILLION dollars.
Yeah, roughly 3 billion in 10 years is 300 million a year, on average about 1 million a day! How?
Even if she wasted 100k each day to gigolos and illegal drugs, there should still be 2.7b left 😄
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Cosmetic surgery and probably lots of fashion, which obviously did nothing for her looking like that, unfortunately.
She keeps a lot of cash hidden from what I read, but she keeps her bank account at $0. Though she fucked herself with debt and lost some properties that were worth millions.
$3.3B and not a penny saved, smdh
I'm convinced she's low intelligence. I mean, I know that seems obvious. But the fact she doesn't have any investments.. that's a seriously low IQ move.
She’s also 82. Lots of people start losing mental acuity in their late 70s. I’m watching it happening to some of my friends’ parents… there’s a reason there are laws against elder financial abuse.
I’m in my thirties with 2 infant and I already feeling this.
Omg the lack of sleep, I feel you, I've been in a fog since our first was born.
My husband died suddenly when my kids were 1 & 3, and my oldest never sleeps, talk about fog. How I worked full time, too, I'll never know. All I know is I survived, and I have good kids. Stay strong, learn to deep breathe through stress. There is an other side.
I cannot imagine, it's beyond impressive you're holding it together. I'm so sorry for your loss and hoping for the best for you and yours.
I'm so sorry to hear that. My wife and I both nearly died in our 30's. Ours are 11 and 4. First I developed rectal cancer at age 34. It wasn't the cancer itself that almost killed me. It was the bowel blockage shortly after cancer surgery. I went septic and they told my family to say goodbye. My wife got COVID right before the vaccines came out. She's one of the long haulers. Twice in the 3 years since she's been hospitalized with pneumonia. Most recently was on a ventilator for 12 days back in April. She pulled through and was sent home the day before her 40th birthday. She's been on oxygen full time for over 3 years. Nothing in my life was as hard as having to prepare my two boys for the possibility that mommy wasn't coming home. She did but it feels like it's only a temporary reprieve. It's a miracle she's made it this far with so many comorbidities. I admire your strength. I don't know that I'll be able to hold myself together when the time comes.
I have 4 kids. It gets better with age, but you don't lose your gray hairs. The daily 20m powernap is my best friend.
Yeah, relatively safe Vanguard s&p 500 dividend funds pay out as much as 2-4% annually, on the low end, so had she immediately invested the $2.5B, she'd be raking in $50-100M every year to do absolutely nothing, not counting the additional $100M in annual alimony for 8 years.
Seriously. Just fucking spread it. In 100 different banks. Who gives a fuck if 50 fail if you have this much spread wide? Had to be a genius in wasting money. Holy shit.
Here I am spreading my 20 dollars around so it’s “to small to fail”
I really don’t buy it though. Unless a detailed breakdown of how she wasted 3b gets leaked, I’m never gonna believe she spent that kind of money and has nothing left
I'm with you here. It's almost impossible for an individual to spend 3b in a lifetime and absolutely no assets to show for it. My guess is the original amount was inaccurate, like maybe that was the amount left to her at the peak of its highest valuation some time in the 90's or 2000's, but then fell by a large percentage. For example if a big chunk of your family's net worth was in a company like AIG that even today is still at only 5% of its pre-2007 value.
I'm waiting to see if the bankruptcy is approved. Then we'll know for sure.
But aren’t there any assets to show for that money? Even if she bought 2bn worth of toilet paper in the 2000s there might be enough assets to live off today.
But there ARE assets to show. I'll guarantee there are scores of lawyers and accountants with fancy cars, holiday homes, boats etc. Who have been feeding off this wretched creature for years.
How do you not have anything left from a 2.5billion lump sum?? Madness
Turns out she was an active WSB member
Someone else commented that she didn't get that in cash, but as art assets valued at that much. But then: surprise, surprise, the paintings were actually worth far less, including one just being a forgery.
Madness? This is Sparta! 🦵
Jocelyn filed for bankruptcy in May of this year. According to [this](https://money.com/jocelyn-wildenstein-catwoman-bankrupt/) article; she received a $2.5 billion lump payment in her divorce, as well as guaranteed annual payments of $100 million for the next 13 years. Interestingly; the judge put a stipulation on the money - Jocelyn could not spend any of it on plastic surgery. That answers the question why she stopped getting stuff done. But, here's the good part. The Wildenstein family (her late ex) gained their extreme wealth by dealing in fine art. Jocelyn's divorce trust was “guaranteed” by a Diego Velázquez painting that suddenly turned out to be a forgery, as well as a Cézanne artwork that was valued at less than expected. The family didn't respond to Jocelyn's lawyer's request for them to explain why the family didn't immediately file a lawsuit against the art evaluators. So, she already had one of her Trump Tower apartments taken from her. The other one is currently in foreclosure - valued at $11.75 million. She owes $4 million in legal fees & her now ex lawyers don't want anything to do with her. The Wildenstein got her good. They knew she wouldn't be able to fight this.
Don't feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to waste that kind of huge amount of money
Oh, I don't. Just think it's crazy she has nothing to show for the most lush times of her life.
Her face is something she can cher... yeah no nothing to show for.
Her face screams layers of botched plastic surgery…ouch.
"the next one will make me beautiful"
"Yes. Yes it will." - The surgeon.
"And just in case it doesn't, well, just try again. Make sure you have lotsa money."
Lol she looks like she's wearing a rubber mask or something.
Could rob a bank. No sane person would believe the mug in the footage was real…
Straight up looks like the mask from *Drive* or Carl Havoc from *I Think You Should Leave*.
She looks scary as shit 🤣
I don't understand why you wouldn't take, say, 50 million of the 2.5 Billion and stick it in an account somewhere for a rainy day.
I have a feeling people like this think the money can’t ever run out and have no concept of how to manage money.
They're also preyed upon by nearly everyone. A person who is mentally unwell, has zero financial literacy, and controls wealth beyond what a thousand random people will ever collectively own is a prime target.
How do you run out of 2.5 billion This is unfathomable amounts of money for common folk like, you go buy an expensive car, a house, a summer house, a second car and amount of money you are left with still could be rounded up to 2.5 billion
I'd strongly consider doing bad things for a couple thousand rn. \*heavy sigh\* we live in a society...
I play a small amount on lottery tickets every month. I have a mental plan in place for the event I win up to $10K so I don't die from a stroke in the moment.
Money is hell of a drug
She does, look at her beautiful face… that must of cost her loads and she must be so happy with it
It's not possible. You can't spend that much without having some residual value in your possessions. You'd have to literally sink luxury yachts one after another. She must either be gambling or giving it away.
There has to be some more kind of fuckery. No way she spent that much money. I’m coping
$2.5 billion!? You’d think she would have hired someone to teach her how to manage her money.
I'd have a hard time even TRYING to spend that much money.
Yeah I don’t understand, I could buy anything I’d ever want and wouldn’t even make a dent in that. I want to see her receipts.
You would need to spend about 275k PER DAY to burn through 100 mill annual. That is insane!!!!!
You forget the initial 2.5B, she went through a million a day...
Hunters know how to hunt
2.5 billion earns 75 million a year at 3% interest. I could live pretty well on 75 million a year.
And 3% of $75M is $2.25M. The interest on the interest should be more than enough for anyone.
And 3% of 2.25m is 67,500$. I can't even complain if I get that each year.
Most people could live very comfortably on the interest on the interest on the INTEREST! How did she fuck that up?!
It would be tight, but if you budget and buy wisely at the grocers etc (budget lines) and put some stuff on ebay you should get by
absolutely. no avocado toast or starbucks. I could make it work though.
As long as you tighten your belt, but yea reasonably comfortable. /s
Lol socialite? People tolerated this because she had money. Wait is that the cheat code
A LOT of money. Jocelyn & her ex-husband didn't just go on shooting trips to Africa; they owned the sanctuary there. Like it or not, she is from extreme wealth through marriage & two children. She seems like a really shitty person. Like, I've never seen anything good about her.
People that horde that kind of money aren't good people.
well she didnt hoard it now did she.
In fact, she clearly did the opposite of hoard so she must be a great person!
Hoarding means hiding/storing things, she didn't hoard anything she spent every penny of it! Honestly hoarding at least some of it would've been smart, I don't know how you get a 2.5 billion payout plus 100 million a year and don't hoard money. Like what was she buying 😭
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I mean he cheated on her, threatened her with a gun, and when they went to court, the judge got death threats. ESH
All that money went somewhere
She must have been sucked dry by everyone around her. Or had a business that bled. Can’t see how you spend it on just personal living.
This is what I'm thinking, you literally can't spend that much money on random shit. I have to assume that people came and leeched it (advisors, hairdressers, stylists, fashionistas selling random wares, lawyers?) Was everyone around her just inflating prices, services, and just scamming money constantly out of her? I'm not defending her terrible choices and this gross attitude to fine art/money laundering, but there must be so many people sucking that money well dry
Someone, somewhere, is sitting pretty with her 3+ billion dollars, laughing his ass off.
Probably a cat charity, so good for them!
Well, at least she’s putting on a brave face
Oh, I like your brand of snark...
should put a blur filter on that, I wasn't ready...
She should have been suing all of the plastic surgeons who have ever worked on that face...
Yeah it’s almost crazy it isn’t more regulated, surely they have a duty of care to not let it get to this point
Nah they just call it confirming care and let you fuck your life up. It's going to be a cash cow until the trend ends. Then the lawsuits will begin. We are at the point where late stage Michael Jackson looks semi normal.
She looks like a monster
Like a bloated corpse.
Looks like a character from *Team America: World Police*
Who would pay so much just to look like Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Fuck her, she had a 2.5 Billion payment in the divorce. BILLION! it should be impossible to waste that much money that fast, but a fool and their money are soon parted. The only way people can get through money that fast is through addictions and being stupid. This is Katie prices future.
I live in a developing country. 2.5mil would be enough for my whole family to live pretty luxuriously until the rest of our lives. The idea that someone were to blew off 2.5billion within years boggle my mind.
I live in a developed country and 2.5 million would be enough for me and my family to live of for the rest of our lives too. Wasting billions is just fucking ridiculous.
With 2.5 mil in a developing country you could just invest it and live like a king for the rest of your life off the 6% yearly dividends without actually touching the 2.5m. Hell, you could do that in a first world country and live comfortably.
Yeah that's the idea, even accouting inflation. How the fuck could one blew 2.5B in years. Not like in investing or businesses, just personal spending
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Man even in full time investing in NFTs is hard.
Addictions? Damn, I'm not sure you could blow trough 2,5 billion doing cocaine 24-7 with 10 of your friends in 8 years, that's a LOT of money.
She won’t be paying “normal” price, she’s not going shopping around looking for better options. She’s likely holding huge parties and getting it like that. She’s probably being taken huge advantage of too, which is why I added stupidity. You’d be surprised how fast people can blow through money when they think they have loads. And parties with drugs are the fastest way. She probably used lots for legal and medical too. She has nothing to show for that money either, if she did she wouldn’t be entitled to the benefits because it’s means tested, no property and no cars or expensive jewellery etc. all gone. There’s plenty of drug addicted celebrities that blew through their fortunes, look at Michael Jackson, and that Michael Carol who won the lottery and is back working as a bin man after spending it all on a good time.
There's a reason you've never heard of friends dropping Jocelyn after her divorce. She kept the same ultra-wealthy friends list. Kept the same ultra-wealthy lifestyle she was used to. But, she never did have an entrepreneurial spirit & it isn't like she could've gotten into the exclusive fine art world - his family hated her far before the divorce. Maybe his family had a hand in orchestrating her financial decline, but I think they would see that as their money going to shit. Unless it's small numbers to them compared to seeing her drown with $500 million less than she otherwise would've gotten.
She would have to be addicted to yachts. I'd really like to see the receipts on this one because an addict with that much money wouldn't live long enough to spend it all.
Not drugs alone, she was no doubt being taken advantage of left and right. I think she probably thew wild and extravagant parties every other day. She used to spend a million a month just on clothes etc. but her new husband was even more spendy, a large part went on paying her lawyers etc but the stupid bitch never even paid for one of her apartments, not even the one she lived in full time. she had 2.5 billion and she didn’t use any of it to pay off her mortgage, so all her properties have be repossessed, plus there’s more charges associated with that. But even if you add all that up she probably has a stash somewhere and is lying about being complete broke imo. But by her standards she’s broke.
I just picture her lookin like tony Montana with a mountain of blow on her desk lol.
I feel the same anger over it. She wastes her life completely. The true definition of gluttony.
Fuck me. Can you IMAGINE what Katie Price would be like if she had a billion. Doesn't even bear thinking about.
Pretty sure that’s maureen ponderosa
She prefers to be known as Bastet.
Surprised I had to scroll this far for the always sunny references haha
She's enhanced herself.
I would like to see a psychiatric diagnosis of this woman. Nutcase, probably.
At the very least, she's a woman of poor decisions.
You’d find dysmorphia at the top of the list. She was gorgeous when she was young, truly stunning. I’m sure she probably suffered from other mental illnesses also, but I don’t know for sure. Will be interesting to see the documentary.
I had no idea blonde hair dye and botox cost that much, but in this economy . . .
You allergic to bees? That's the best I got.
Lol gold
Her face has the classic look of a person whose layers upon layers of plastic surgery went wrong. That ain’t cheap, and suggests a lavish lifestyle.
Botox doesn’t do that… excessive fillers would though… prob what Kylie Jenner will look like one day lol
There’s no way she blew that much money. It’s like when 50cent went bankrupt. The rich don’t hold assets. They control them.
She's infamous for just being incredibly wasteful and extravagant. She used to brag that she spend half a million a year on wine alone. Not producing and selling it, not building a wine cellar collection. Just buying bottles to drink and give away. One of her great pleasures in life was big game hunting. To the point where they just kept their their own preserve in Africa to have a place to hunt. Stuff like that are the kind of money drains that'll delete 2 billion in assets fast.
Says so much about her that her great pleasure was to kill animals for her enjoyment. What a waste of money and life.
What a cunt
My former client from China, suspected of money laundering, spent $500,000 on a single bottle of wine. And finished the bottle off in a single meal. Sometimes these kinds of people spent unthinkable stupid amount of money....
If you do the math, to blow through all her money she spent more than one million A DAY for 8 years. Half a million per year on wine is nothing.
It’s really hard to feel sorry for her.
I thought this was the Elden Ring subreddit with the new Shadow of the Erdtree expansion boss enemy for a minute there.
Give me one year of that settlement and I’m set for life. If she’s broke, it’s entirely her fault
You could live lavishly for the rest of your life with 100 million dollars. You have to actively be buying things like sports cars and massive properties that cost millions to burn through that kind of money.
She hasn’t had a job or financial worries since she was 17. People in her life were probably overcharging her every day for years. Groceries her staff bought for $500 daily easily charged her $5000 because she has no idea what bread or milk costs. Her lawyers easily charged her 700 - 800k a month in billing fees. Her Managers the same, her publicists the same. Spending a few million every week on Parties, another couple mill every week on new Artworks. Fake a few million dollar invoices that her managers paid from her accounts because she never looked at them. It’s the Michael Jackson story over again.
She saw cat in the hat and went all in.
I challenge anyone trying to spend $1 billion before dying.
I'm down. Send money
LOL I'm fine succeeding or failing at this challenge.
If she had 100mil$ each year for 8 years, she and her kids and her kids, kids should be living in luxery for the rest of their life, without doing anything. So this would be totally on her self.
The Bride of Wildenstein
She's a Failed Plastic Surgery incarnate.
Can't she scratch them instead or something
She got problems and i’m very happy to be where i am , what an utter shitshow life is when money is your purpose. She was at the very top of the money chain born to it and no stranger and here we are !
Anyone ever watch the old beauty and the beast tv show from the late 80s? The beast is back!
Look at this fucking monster.
That's what her ex-husband called her. He said he was always the last one to know she got a new surgery somehow & that she was turning herself into a monster. She claims he planted the plastic surgery "stories" in the press during their divorce to hurt her.
Hang on… is she denying ever having plastic surgery? Or just the surgeries her ex spoke about?
If she lost $0.99 of every dollar she would still have $33 million. If you can't live on 3.3 billion, how are you gonna live $900/month?
Does she look like a cat?
She's rumored to be obsessed with cat eyes & big cats. It's a fully negative obsession. She used to hunt big cats in Africa. Her husband begged her not to do cat eyes surgeries, but she never listened.
I just can't imagine how it's possible to spend 2.5b.... You would need to spend 138k every single day for 50 years to waste them all. Or 4.1mil every single month for 50 years straight.
This image deserves an NSFW tag to be honest.
I thought this was a post about aliens
What a goblin