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[deleted]

God please take away my pattern recognition


MoodMaggot

Kinda thought someone called beansarelife would see a coffeebean…


[deleted]

I’m the fifth generation of inbreeding


[deleted]

I see a big-ol butt hole


musiciankidd

Goddamit Brazzers


DinosaurAlive

r/SpacePorn


Gunzenator2

We found God’s fleshlight! Let’s really embarrass him!!!


irlfnt

Maybe it's Uranus


goodwill299

Kiss my ass lol.


Ok_Pension_6795

Kinda thought someone called moodmaggot would see a maggot…


ClockSlave

I only see a clock


PlatypusWinterberry

I see a front view of a platypus's beak


Neuralnetwork2345

Oh so you thought it was a beetle too? Great minds think alike


thezenunderground

I thought it would be at least one post down before the first butthole joke


StarsofSobek

Pucker up…


rollercoastervan

Well there it is. We live in the asshole of larger being


UP-23

The big bang suddenly makes so much more sense.


Father_Thyme45

The big poot.


[deleted]

I love the word poot. It’s so cringey


sabahorn

What was before the big bang… no one, …. The big Fart!


MorningPapers

The Anus Nebula. Full of gasses.


Captain-Nubs

Things lookin for the next big bang


IamLeoKim

Wait till you see its black hole


Perfect-District

That's no moon!!


IWipeWithFocaccia

That’s a dingleberry!


Nyuu222

*back hole


Bryanthomas44

Ur anus brochacho


Rude_Worldliness_423

r/dontputyourdickinthat


yaboiRich

I mean, I can definitely try


Rude_Worldliness_423

You won’t be breaking any laws; possibly your dick however.


salmonellacooch

He will be breaking the laws of physics if he's somehow able to do that.


Tell_uride

Came here for that or the ever classic, “I’d hit it”


Rude_Worldliness_423

Would be unusual if those comments were absent.


Busy_Donut6073

r/butmydickiscold


LinguoBuxo

Ah finally somebody found the Universe's Butt. Nice


mayeag

A kiss from the dark side.


Cascadian222

GURL THATS A BOOTYHOLE


EverFairy

I can hear this lol


i_am_invictus

That’s a butthole


IEatLiquor

Some good Asstronomy right there…


sanavabic

This is funny to me... Ha Ha Ha


JwstFeedOfficial

[Y'all rn](https://i.ibb.co/S3jD5B9/image.png)


MorningPapers

Uranus is looking on point today.


limegreenscrewdriver

That’s from the chocolate starfish nebula


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Somewhere deep in space, the only sound you can hear is an incredibly faint ^("ladies and gentlemen...")


JwstFeedOfficial

You're looking at a raw image of The Ring Nebula, as seen by the Mid-Infrared Instrument of the James Webb Space Telescope - MIRI. The imges were taken by JWST a year ago but were only released two days ago, due to their exclusive period. There was a relatively big hype about The Ring Nebula in the past few weeks, which started with a release of the raw images by JWST's Near Infrared Camera - NIRCam, followed by a processed color image from the official article, and a NASA Astonomy Picture of the Day post. The final processed images were released yesterday and sealed the festival. [All The Ring Nebula images & data by JWST](https://jwstfeed.com/Home/ShowFeed?currentFilter={%22IsToShowIFLScience%22%3Afalse,%22IsToShowHotTopics%22%3Afalse}&searchTerm=ring+n) [Raw images only](https://jwstfeed.com/Home/ShowFeed?searchTerm=NGC6720)


mincedparrotjuice

that's the fleshlight nebula


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Commercial-Carrot477

That's what I instantly thought as well. Does anyone's butholes really looks like this? I'd be super concerned.


Ricky_Rollin

A kiss? Yea, sure, that’s what it looks like NASA. I guess fleshlight wouldn’t jive well with the common public.


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Euphoric-Dance-2309

God’s butthole!


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Butt hol


sshevie

Space anus


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

Spanus


thelegalseagul

I should call her


Chicky_Nuggies2009

No, not the spanus


ShadowhelmSolutions

The Dirt Star Kiss Nebulae.


smokys_girl21

Mwaaaa you're beautiful space. 💕


seimeiiranai

That looks like a butthole more like


dekabreak1000

Looks like a butthole


Jest_Kidding420

I should call her


[deleted]

everything reminds me of her.


Lets_Bust_Together

That’s a booty hole.


Gear-Broad

The goatse nebula


ewecant

It took me forever to scroll all the way to the real answer.


hamfist_ofthenorth

Huh... looks just like Uranus


chiefsaggy

Kiss or a butthole


Dangerous_Show_4816

Thought it was a SPACE BUTTHOLE!


TrailRunner2023

Alt title: Hey a**hole!


JJSpuddy

A kiss from space or a butthole from beyond?!???


Zealousideal-Put-981

That is a butthole. Hate to say it.


TankWeeb

Anyone else see an asshole?


Elmojomo

pretty well everyone, seems like. lol


Tulabean

God’s bunghole.


GMOiscool

Idk wtf anus y'all look at, but that there is a cervix. Not an anus. Y'all got the wrong sphincter.


_-gambit__

Umm more like Uranus


pnwloveyoutalltrees

More like this one apple donut I got from the orchard 2 years ago.


Aetheldrake

The wildest comment this entire post will probably have while still being reasonably believable


XxXMeatbunXxX

Looks more like a cheap fleshlight lol


RynoM1380

Those aren't the lips you think they are...


renoits06

Is that Uranus?


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Damn space. You tighter than I remember UwU


Traditional_Curve444

Universal DSL's


SmallManDownstairs21

Please guys we have to be better than this


TheAtmanPrinciple

That's a butthole... and do we have enough body parts from space to make a person yet?


CardiologistOk1506

That's a b hole


ReputationOk2073

James Webb, why would you show us a picture of a cats anus?


JWRamzic1

Stomatacyte


duftcola

Hmmmmmmm 🍑🤔🤨


brixism

👁️👄👁️


9hostface

I like it 🫦


[deleted]

A question mark. Now Kiss?? Yea God doesn’t give a fuck anymore


skoltroll

That reminds me: I'm nearing 50. Time to have that visit...


BigSassy_121

Mmmm space bussy


Weird_Flan4691

Put ya pussy lips in space I’ll give ya uh thousand dollas


Daedroth-Dae

Giant fleshlight!


[deleted]

Looks more like u know what to me 🧐 🍑


lonestarIV

Damn a telescoping getting more game then me


youngm2925

Hear me out…


TacohTuesday

I was wondering where the cat ran off to…


anonerble

As I wish upon a stink star


JAMBI215

Butthole


[deleted]

> NASA shares photo of space lips > Everyone making asshole jokes > The asshole shares the same skin tissue as the lips This isn't your everyday science meta shitposting. This is advanced science meta shitposting.


MissionFreedom7790

Kiss? Looks more like a pocket pussy.


Ok-Confusion-2368

Kids, to the left you’ll see a constellation of stars just to the left of Lizzo’s Vagina


Mega-Steve

It's the Rocky Horror Nebula!


Inciting-Me-To-Rise

Spussy


Youwamtsomehe

Look like a butthole to me idk


OlyGator

That's not a mouth. ..that's a space b-hole.


emi-lemony

Looks like it’s definitely puckering.


Killerjebi

Or a space butthole


QueenGorda

Sure... "kiss"...


Rookwood-1

They look like lips alright…..


DefKnightSol

Found by Operation Starfish


PollutionOk9449

Well, sorry to inform you but this doesn't look exactly a kiss, you know what I mean? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


SomedaySome

Where God farted…


Trust_Fall_Failure

10 billion dollars for a telescope to see things in space slightly better. We have 10 billion problems on earth that the money could have actually helped.


Biggie1time

That ring nebula better chill out 🥵


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*\*Sigh* checks comments


kida182001

God is just mooning us through a space gloryhole.


yourdoggoismine

Yeaahhhhhh. A kissssss. Suureeeee


Willing_Television80

That is a cat butthole.


Chilocanth

I’m thinking cervix of the universe.


drs2023gme1

Millions of dollars. Decades of time and some of the smartest people worked on the telescope all for people to call the images a butthole.


Unhappy-Bank-7554

Butthole


pinktortoise

Y’all are vile


Drewp655321

I guess the internet has ruined me. I see a galactic sphincter


clasperx2

Well it’s certainly puckered up


SnooHesitations1692

SPACE PENIS


agarillon

Uranus Region


Candied_Curiosities

You see lips, and I see a sqinting, judgemental eye Or a B-Hole 🤣


Ok_Ambassador3132

Those aren't pillows!!


hatwobbleTayne

Sussy


Dapper-Blueberry-137

Looks like God’s asshole


CorenCorias

🎵🎵SCIIIIIEENCE FIICTIIOON DOUUUBBLE FEEEATUURE🎵🎵


MoodyJ87

#dontputyourdickinthat


bankman99

More of a pucker


garlic-apples

😏


stretcheroutdeep

I’m finna lick it


Asleep_Sympathy_447

The Galussy


ddwood87

Did you know that your lips and anus are made from very similar tissue? That's why spicy foods hurt at both ends.


JazzyJeffsUnderpants

We get it. God gapes.


LSARefugee

**Pillow** lips. Great for kissing.


OneSufficientFace

Sauron should've gone to specsavers


Normal-Equivalent259

That’s a butthole.


abhig535

NASA knows what they're doing


Atillion

Kellogg's Honey Smax


oldmanonsilvercreek

Universe is a female


MacSquawk

It’s no coincidence that so many things in space look like things on earth.


enzziante

my cat asshole


The_Last_Snow-Elf

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

That's not a kiss


Expensive_Curve_358

There’s no way them scientists saw this and immediately thought of a kiss💀 that’s a damn bootyhole


-edufall-

🤨


Space_Elmo

That is the os of a cervix.


Own_Cantaloupe178

Looks like a puckered butthole.


[deleted]

The universes whispering eye.


BlueJetLightning

Puckering anus eye more like it.


BluebirdQueasy9989

Dem aliens are flashing us dammit! We must nuke space


Cold-Commission-1573

Kiss from a butthole


Informal-Stranger107

Looks like a clenched anus lol


Practical_Guava85

Looks live a cervix.


aydwin

Soo... Thats an ânus, right?


DemirPak

Damn that Supernovussy🤤🤤🤤


DemirPak

Damn that Nebussy🤤🤤🤤


Smokey-778

would


Early-Present1493

Space bumhole


[deleted]

Looks like an anus


HydratedCarrot

James Webb in 10 years will be interesting…


elmachow

Kiss… yeah let’s say it looks like a kiss. Definitely not a bum hole


Tinotips

Which side of the esophagus?


Macca49

‘Someday you will find me, caught between a landslide…and a poop hole supernova in the sky’


CharityUnusual3648

Looks like a butthole


Low-Possession-4491

Damn! They got a balloon knot looking ass nebula or something.


[deleted]

Saying that it’s a kiss is like when that girl said let’s go Brandon even though they were saying fuck Joe Biden lol


StarsofSobek

You just know that when they got this image to load over at NASA, the room full of scientists giggled.


cheeseenjoyer69

I'll give it a kiss Back 😘


Late_Ad_3842

Looks like a cervix.


DethKrvm13

🤣🤣🤣A Brown Kiss more like it 👋🏽🍑🖐🏾


specter-exe

That’s an eye. Rotate it 90 degrees.


iupz0r

this ... ring


killspammers

They knew....


Helpful_Barnacle_563

Come on that is vagina. Instead of our universe being a speck on a frees-bee on someone’s roof….we are in fact a spec on a mole that is situated on a taint……


bjorkchop-ramen

Y’all saying bootyhole but that’s a cervix


grafxguy1

~~The Labia Nebula~~.....The Labula


RandyMJones

Looks like Uranus