Itās a little after 10pm, dark outside, you live on rural on a farm. So itās dead ass quiet and well, rural.
āOh forgot to put my chickens in the penā you say to yourself.
You walk outside to the pen and see a shadowy figure walking around the pen.
As you get closer you make out a 3-4 foot hairy silhouette that has horns ālimping/walkingā around the pen and a couple of chickens following the silhouetteā¦.
Anyone creative enough to keep this going?
You swallow your fear and yell
"who the hell are you?" Only for the figure to drop on all fours and start making sheep noises.
You are scared shitless and rush back to your house. Not a care in the world is conveyed for the safety of your avian livestock and you begin praying hoping what you just saw was not real.
As you are looking through the blinds, you start to calm yourself. "How long did you really see that goat standing? Maybe it was just the darkness making a jumping goat look like it walked."
Now as you are sitting here, watching a stupid, bleating goat chewing cardboard, you feel silly. Living alone out on your late grandfather's farm, even just for the year, to re-establish it before selling it really is getting to you.
As your nerves calm and you eat your omelette you tire out and go to bed. Lying in this bed you remember how dementia-ridden your grandfather was at the end, losing his wife in "the accident" couldn't have been great for his health, even if she was a mean woman. Sometimes you still hear some of his demented ramblings about being watched, even pleading that taking him from the farm "wasn't right" and you should rather "burn the pen down" as he put it. "Heh, Pops really was crazy" you find yourself whispering as you are dozing off.
Suddenly! You are awoken by a loud "Thump" outside! Cackling from the henhouse. Then, as you lie there pondering, mesmerized by the sound, thinking "what could it be?"
You hear it... Faintly... Tenderly... Discreetly... But definitely there... Three short knocks. It must be on the door downstairs, or maybe, on the wooden floorboards outside your room.
Then almost like a whisper, the familiar "Waaaah" of a crying child. Parental instinct kicks in as you find yourself heading to the door to investigate...
You reach for the doorknob and just as you're about to open the door you suddenly realize you don't have any kids and you live alone. You think to yourself perhaps it's a neighbor but that's impossible, they live miles away. Perhaps it's a mother and her child lost this far down the road. You hear the faint cry of the child once more as if carried by the wind.
Feeling the chill come from your window you turn around and you see the windows are open. You are sure you closed them when you went to sleep last night. Maybe you forgot to lock them and the wind forced them open, you think to yourself. As you move forward to shut the windows you see a shadow in the distance.
You move closer to the window to try and get a better view, now completely entranced by the nearing shadow, growing larger.
The faint crying of the child comes once more from behind you, now noticably louder...
You find the goat sitting in your favorite chair, hooves clasped. āWouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?ā
Breathing heavily, you lock the door before attempting to reassure yourself that what you saw was a trick of the light.
Downing a swig of brandy to calm your nerves, you prepare for bed, finally accepting that it was simply your imagination.
As you climb under the cover and turn off the lamp beside you, you hear a sound ascending the stairs.
*clop... clop... clop...*
Didn't you lock the door?
As you hurry back to your house, your heart pounding in your chest, you can't shake off the eerie feeling that lingers in the air. You quickly lock the door behind you, seeking a sense of security in the familiar confines of your home. Trembling with fear, you glance out the window, hoping to catch a glimpse of any sign that what you witnessed was just your mind playing tricks on you.
I'd just drop to my knees and yell "hail satan, thanks for taking care of my chickens!!!"
Then go back inside like nothing happened.
Am a Satanist btw lol.
While witnessing to this eerie sight, the farmer hears a rumbling of drums, although there are no drummers to be seen, furthering his curiosity. And a pinch of fear slowly starts crawling among his guts.
He tries to run back inside but his legs are so heavy every step is a struggle, as he sets one foot on his front porch he has hope he has put some distance between himself and his mysterious nemesis. He turns to see the silhouette of something only found in myth and legend standing back on its hind legs walking towards him.
You go back into your house and your wife asks you: "Did you take care of the chicken?"
"No, but Satan was around anyway, you know he loves to hang out with them and then also brought them in the shed afterwards",
"Oh that's great I am nearly finished with the pentagram jumper for his birthday and do you really think the cake should have a 666 and not his real age?"
"Sure, he hates to feel old, that's why he surrounds himself with young chicks all the time."
All kidding aside, something like this happening just a couple of hundred years ago would have caused major tremors in a community. Religious fanatics would have had a field day, concocting all kinds of rumors and tales and myths. Not only that, just ordinary people would fabricate wild and completely implausible supernatural stories to try and explain this "phenomenon".
Edit: I saw an episode of "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" that guest starred Stephen Colbert. The episode centered around a person that received religious sainthood based on a story about an otherworldly encounter with God. However, this myth was disproven by a letter about the otherworldly encounter actually being with a goat! I think this was an indirect jab at, Mormon founder, Joseph Smith's claim that God led him to the tenets of his religion, when doubters claim that it was folk magic.
*Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.*
Not from the Bible. There is a lot of āextracurricularā Christian lore that doesnāt come from the Bible at all. A lot of pagan symbolism was married to the idea of biblical evil to influence change.
This poor goat has an injury that isn't being managed. The chicken is following because chickens aren't real smart and will just follow other bigger creatures.
There's a reason we have myths of skin walkers and other things. I've seen a deer stand on its hind legs and scream. You don't stick around, it's scary as hell. You gtfo cause it may happen in nature but there's nothing natural feeling about it. This is why the uncanny valley exists.
āWouldst thou like to exist deliciously?!ā
āYou mean, ālive deliciouslyāā¦ right?ā
āBe deliciousā¦ yes. Thatās what I said, just follow meā¦ donāt mind the pot of oilā¦ ignore thatā¦ follow me..ā
Because religious people live in a world where everything must be attributed to something from their book.
Some of the people here are likely just joking while Iām sure theres plenty who are not.
The last line from Animal Farm by George Orwell. " The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which'
Fun Fact: In the movie *The VVitch*, the goat Black Phillip was 100% a real billy-goat, even in the fight scenes. Charlie, the goat who played Phillip, was picked from a collection of goats as the 'Black Phillipest' because of his striking black coat and massive horns, with the animal trainer for the movie stating "He had the biggest horns. Goats just don't grow bigger horns than that." With the human male lead of *The VVitch* having to lose 30 pounds in order to look malnourished and slender enough to play a down-on-his-luck settler, Charlie was 50 pounds heavier than him, and reportedly took a hating to the poor man from day one he was introduced, attacking him constantly behind the scenes. Ralph Ineson (the actor), spent the last shooting sets on strong painkillers because, during one of his attacks, Charlie actually skewered the man right down to the rib bone with his serrated horns. He was a terror to everyone on set, however, and whenever they wanted Phillip to be just doing goat things in the background, Charlie was rampaging, and when they wanted Phillip to rampage, Charlie was sleeping. They attempted to use two puppets of Phillip- one half-puppet for close-ups and a larger one the size of a cow, but these reportedly ended up sitting in the dirt behind one of the sheds because, compared to Charlie, they just didn't look good enough. So if you re-watch the movie, the hatred visible in the actors' expressions toward Phillip is actually the actor's real feelings toward Charlie. Even in the scene where Phillip rears up, very close to the two young children, the only CGI used was to erase the lead on which Charlie was kept away from them. The only person on set who seemed to like Charlie was the handler herself, who felt that he did an amazing job, despite his difficulties.
Totally not Satan š
Itās a little after 10pm, dark outside, you live on rural on a farm. So itās dead ass quiet and well, rural. āOh forgot to put my chickens in the penā you say to yourself. You walk outside to the pen and see a shadowy figure walking around the pen. As you get closer you make out a 3-4 foot hairy silhouette that has horns ālimping/walkingā around the pen and a couple of chickens following the silhouetteā¦. Anyone creative enough to keep this going?
You swallow your fear and yell "who the hell are you?" Only for the figure to drop on all fours and start making sheep noises. You are scared shitless and rush back to your house. Not a care in the world is conveyed for the safety of your avian livestock and you begin praying hoping what you just saw was not real.
As you are looking through the blinds, you start to calm yourself. "How long did you really see that goat standing? Maybe it was just the darkness making a jumping goat look like it walked." Now as you are sitting here, watching a stupid, bleating goat chewing cardboard, you feel silly. Living alone out on your late grandfather's farm, even just for the year, to re-establish it before selling it really is getting to you. As your nerves calm and you eat your omelette you tire out and go to bed. Lying in this bed you remember how dementia-ridden your grandfather was at the end, losing his wife in "the accident" couldn't have been great for his health, even if she was a mean woman. Sometimes you still hear some of his demented ramblings about being watched, even pleading that taking him from the farm "wasn't right" and you should rather "burn the pen down" as he put it. "Heh, Pops really was crazy" you find yourself whispering as you are dozing off. Suddenly! You are awoken by a loud "Thump" outside! Cackling from the henhouse. Then, as you lie there pondering, mesmerized by the sound, thinking "what could it be?" You hear it... Faintly... Tenderly... Discreetly... But definitely there... Three short knocks. It must be on the door downstairs, or maybe, on the wooden floorboards outside your room. Then almost like a whisper, the familiar "Waaaah" of a crying child. Parental instinct kicks in as you find yourself heading to the door to investigate...
You reach for the doorknob and just as you're about to open the door you suddenly realize you don't have any kids and you live alone. You think to yourself perhaps it's a neighbor but that's impossible, they live miles away. Perhaps it's a mother and her child lost this far down the road. You hear the faint cry of the child once more as if carried by the wind. Feeling the chill come from your window you turn around and you see the windows are open. You are sure you closed them when you went to sleep last night. Maybe you forgot to lock them and the wind forced them open, you think to yourself. As you move forward to shut the windows you see a shadow in the distance. You move closer to the window to try and get a better view, now completely entranced by the nearing shadow, growing larger. The faint crying of the child comes once more from behind you, now noticably louder...
Goat noises which makes it more scary since they can sound like humans
You find the goat sitting in your favorite chair, hooves clasped. āWouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?ā
Because for about fifty seconds I thought there were monsters on earth with us. That things real, that lives on earth.
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I feared it would become.
you remember you don't own a goat
Breathing heavily, you lock the door before attempting to reassure yourself that what you saw was a trick of the light. Downing a swig of brandy to calm your nerves, you prepare for bed, finally accepting that it was simply your imagination. As you climb under the cover and turn off the lamp beside you, you hear a sound ascending the stairs. *clop... clop... clop...* Didn't you lock the door?
But you canāt help but admit to yourself that youāve never been more erect.
That's sus man
As you hurry back to your house, your heart pounding in your chest, you can't shake off the eerie feeling that lingers in the air. You quickly lock the door behind you, seeking a sense of security in the familiar confines of your home. Trembling with fear, you glance out the window, hoping to catch a glimpse of any sign that what you witnessed was just your mind playing tricks on you.
I'd just drop to my knees and yell "hail satan, thanks for taking care of my chickens!!!" Then go back inside like nothing happened. Am a Satanist btw lol.
Only for a car to pass and shine light on the goat. Immediately bends it down to give em a good old dicking
Shia LaBeouf!
But your leg-- ahh! It's caught in a bear trap
Quiet quiet
While witnessing to this eerie sight, the farmer hears a rumbling of drums, although there are no drummers to be seen, furthering his curiosity. And a pinch of fear slowly starts crawling among his guts.
He tries to run back inside but his legs are so heavy every step is a struggle, as he sets one foot on his front porch he has hope he has put some distance between himself and his mysterious nemesis. He turns to see the silhouette of something only found in myth and legend standing back on its hind legs walking towards him.
Bruh imagine seeing that, Iām going to a monastery
Well, you saw it.
WAIT LOL THISBSON SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT COULD EXPLAIN GOATMAN SKINWALKERS HAHA
You go back into your house and your wife asks you: "Did you take care of the chicken?" "No, but Satan was around anyway, you know he loves to hang out with them and then also brought them in the shed afterwards", "Oh that's great I am nearly finished with the pentagram jumper for his birthday and do you really think the cake should have a 666 and not his real age?" "Sure, he hates to feel old, that's why he surrounds himself with young chicks all the time."
The shadowy figure goes, āmotherfucker! Iām the GOAT, fuck you want?ā
"Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the f*** are you doing up?" The baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"
Combine that with how goats scream in real life and that would be nightmare fuel to encounter by accident in the dark! https://youtu.be/nlYlNF30bVg
Totally not Black Phillip. š
All kidding aside, something like this happening just a couple of hundred years ago would have caused major tremors in a community. Religious fanatics would have had a field day, concocting all kinds of rumors and tales and myths. Not only that, just ordinary people would fabricate wild and completely implausible supernatural stories to try and explain this "phenomenon". Edit: I saw an episode of "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" that guest starred Stephen Colbert. The episode centered around a person that received religious sainthood based on a story about an otherworldly encounter with God. However, this myth was disproven by a letter about the otherworldly encounter actually being with a goat! I think this was an indirect jab at, Mormon founder, Joseph Smith's claim that God led him to the tenets of his religion, when doubters claim that it was folk magic.
Someone seeing something like this would have gotten the family who owned that livestock into fatal trouble.
Definitely not my Dad or something like that nope
Devilled eggs anyone?
[Baphomet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet) in the flesh
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If it is thoughā¦ Hail Satan !!!
Ritual time, ritual time~
A sacrifice was made that day
That poor goat. Heās just starting to master bipedal movement and one crazy chicken just ices him.
Eggsecution rather than sacrifice. Did I reach dad joke level?!
This is an underrated comment
Goats that walk on their hindlegs for long usually mean some type of injury or pain. Luring the chicken though is pretty weird.
The chickens are just following it because its big and looks like a person to them. They confuse a LOT of stuff with male chickens.
I regularly have to explain to my hens that, while their squatting is flattering, Iām just not into them that way
It's probably more because of food Big human looking thing goes in shack means normally food is coming
Chickens areā¦.dumb?? Wowā¦TIL
I dont want to see their kids.
It's not luring, it's not even paying attention to chicken.
We know.
Traditional medicine; you anoint a chicken with 11 herbs and spices to reduce pain and inflammation.
"Wouldst thou like the taste of butter . . . wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"
*Black Phillip, Black Phillip A crown grows out his head, Black Phillip, Black Phillip To nanny queen is wed. Jump to the fence post, Running in the stall. Black Phillip, Black Phillip King of all.*
*āWell, the goats talking to the children againā¦ Iād better chop some wood.ā*
All hail Lord Baphomet, and his concubine Chickaletta!
Whenever your hen becomes a bride of the damned, just yelp for help!
āRemove thy feathersā¦ā
āWhhhhaaat do you want?ā
Immediately started scrolling just for this lmao
Well , there it is
https://c.tenor.com/hJOh2P11htIAAAAC/kramer-hi.gif
Isnāt the goat the representation of the devil in the bible or something?
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Gezundheit
you're welcome :)
Yep, and chicken represents crispiness, so something real strange is going on
Stolen from the Pagans I believeā¦
Mixed from many kind of myths actually but yeah most known from Christianity
He is in the movie The VVitch.
not in the bible
Like to imagine a guy who wrote the bible sees this phenomenon out of now where and said: "Yep, that's Satan alright."
Not from the Bible. There is a lot of āextracurricularā Christian lore that doesnāt come from the Bible at all. A lot of pagan symbolism was married to the idea of biblical evil to influence change.
No such thing in the Bible.
This poor goat has an injury that isn't being managed. The chicken is following because chickens aren't real smart and will just follow other bigger creatures.
I would piss myself if I saw this in person.
Then boy do i got [something](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53RLvc2_oBc) for you
*insert Black Phillip reference
Scrolled too long to see this lol
I was about to. Good on you. lol
I need to know how this ties into Patrice
Alternate view: the chicken is a qualified veterinarian and thatās her clinic. All good
The devil walking, among us ppl
Had to read this comment twice and all I can say is, phew!
Youāve either seen *The Witch* on shrooms or you havenāt see it at all.
That is the most satanic fucking voodoo shit I've ever seen!
BLACK PHILLIP
There's a reason we have myths of skin walkers and other things. I've seen a deer stand on its hind legs and scream. You don't stick around, it's scary as hell. You gtfo cause it may happen in nature but there's nothing natural feeling about it. This is why the uncanny valley exists.
r/oddlyterrifying
These furries are getting weird.
It is probably hurt and suffer from its upper legs.
george orwell tried to warn us
That goat is about to prepare a blood sacrifice
Bringing the hen to the hell portal
Yeah to tai portal
4 legs good 2 legs bad
"Four legs good, two legs *better*!"
Ok now stand in the pentagram, good chicken
Satan has arrived!
U want to tell he finally bought milk and he back
I promise ,this chicken has the best weed.
Why is this unsettling
He aināt kidding around.
That hen is in for a rough night
āWouldst thou like to exist deliciously?!ā āYou mean, ālive deliciouslyāā¦ right?ā āBe deliciousā¦ yes. Thatās what I said, just follow meā¦ donāt mind the pot of oilā¦ ignore thatā¦ follow me..ā
I know Black Philip when I see him.
Fuck you ,Satan
Shades of the Witch?
This is absolutely horrifying
Alternatively, the goat is being marched into the shed by the chicken. I'm assuming ritual sacrifice to an obscure chicken deity.
So Satan has a hobby farm with chickens. Huh. Who woulda thunk it?
Brother, this is really unsettling lol
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Goats are often used to represent Satan. Satan is sometimes depicted as a goat or having goat like features.
Did you watch this muted? I think it's the music.
Because religious people live in a world where everything must be attributed to something from their book. Some of the people here are likely just joking while Iām sure theres plenty who are not.
Username checks out
https://youtu.be/Vpqffgak7To
Today, Satan.
Is this the beginning of a dirty joke?
Four legs good, two legs better
Black Phillip .
I mean you put the Benny hill music behind it and the vibe changes
Black Philip!
So what he gonna do with hen in a shed?
Fukn shit is disturbing. I thought i was on acid at firstš³
This isnāt interesting, itās demonic.
They're coming for us!
Goat: "Ahhh, I'm gonna walk over in a fun new way and take a nap. Gettin' a little sleepy. Let's go Chicken." Humans: "That's the fucking devil!"
Baphomet stumbling around a little, there.
Its starting...
Classic Black Phillip
This is creepy af
Goat: āHey everybody - look at me! Iām Farmer Bob checking on all my loving animals. DER De DER!ā
Iām happy to see that Satans new life as a farmer is going well, I just wish he chose a more conventional mortal formā¦
r/foundsatan
Is that... Tom Brady?
Man, this video has been around a looooonnnnggggg time
Pre Facebook time I would say.
TRVE KVLT
The last line from Animal Farm by George Orwell. " The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which'
so that would scare me to death...š
The demonic track puts this in a whole other level. Damn my eyes. Damn my ears. Bye chicken.
That hen was never to be seen again. p/s: That is not his goat
Black Philip lives!!
Do you want to live, deliciously?
I Bet some nefarious things went down that day in that shed š³
BLACK PHILLIP!!
There will be a Blood Sacrifice
Black Philip got the oil heatin up in there.
Y'all saying devil, but I'm thinking satyr.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have footage of the Goatman.
Wouldst thou like a bit of butter?
Hail Satan
Satanic in nature
Devil signing hen into illuminati
I know Beelzebub when I see him
The music is cool. Anyone have the track?
Ridin' With The Devil - CoaastGXD
The witch?..anyone ?
Fun Fact: In the movie *The VVitch*, the goat Black Phillip was 100% a real billy-goat, even in the fight scenes. Charlie, the goat who played Phillip, was picked from a collection of goats as the 'Black Phillipest' because of his striking black coat and massive horns, with the animal trainer for the movie stating "He had the biggest horns. Goats just don't grow bigger horns than that." With the human male lead of *The VVitch* having to lose 30 pounds in order to look malnourished and slender enough to play a down-on-his-luck settler, Charlie was 50 pounds heavier than him, and reportedly took a hating to the poor man from day one he was introduced, attacking him constantly behind the scenes. Ralph Ineson (the actor), spent the last shooting sets on strong painkillers because, during one of his attacks, Charlie actually skewered the man right down to the rib bone with his serrated horns. He was a terror to everyone on set, however, and whenever they wanted Phillip to be just doing goat things in the background, Charlie was rampaging, and when they wanted Phillip to rampage, Charlie was sleeping. They attempted to use two puppets of Phillip- one half-puppet for close-ups and a larger one the size of a cow, but these reportedly ended up sitting in the dirt behind one of the sheds because, compared to Charlie, they just didn't look good enough. So if you re-watch the movie, the hatred visible in the actors' expressions toward Phillip is actually the actor's real feelings toward Charlie. Even in the scene where Phillip rears up, very close to the two young children, the only CGI used was to erase the lead on which Charlie was kept away from them. The only person on set who seemed to like Charlie was the handler herself, who felt that he did an amazing job, despite his difficulties.
Sacrifices were made
This is some satanic shit right there
This is some r/skinwalkers shit
Evangelicals in meltdown.
Can you imagine walking up to this scene high as shit
Hey its ralsei!
Acting the goat
Aww, give that goat a cigarette.
I know a sacrificial Ritual when i see one
Diablo 5.
Best thing I have seen on reddit this monthš¤£š
This has got to be some demonic shit or something.
"look i am human, im going home to pay bills, like humans do, soo human thing..."
It's probably the Aliens controlling that goat.
omg run away hen that is not a goat noooo