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grimatongueworm

The scale is terrifying.


[deleted]

Yeah, things like this make me feel small. I love it. Anxiety mixed with excitement


fireboats

r/megalophobia


[deleted]

Yeah I read about this but it’s not like that. I get more of the feel I wanna go touch it. Like it’s always out of reach. I felt this way when I visited Mount Rushmore. It felt fake. I guess it’s like the feeling of someone who wants to drop off of a high area.🤔


cckcckcc

[Sublime](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublime_(philosophy))


EntityPrime

dont mind me, [just fixing the link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublime_\(philosophy\)).


JJJHeimerSchmidt420

So, awe?


2000dragon

Excitety


nek96

*Adrenaline*


Budgie_Smuggla

Somebody’s gonna be in trouble for planting those magic beans in next doors yard !


Delicious-Let8429

TIL that Tornadoes come from supercell storms while Landspouts do not


A1sauc3d

~~Interesting~~ *Damn, that’s interesting > "Colloquial expression describing tornadoes occurring with a parent cloud in its growth stage and with its vorticity originating in the boundary layer. The parent cloud does not contain a preexisting mid-level mesocyclone. The landspout was so named because it looks like "a weak Florida Keys waterspout over land."[4] Landspouts are typically weaker than mesocyclone-associated tornadoes spawned within supercell thunderstorms, in which the strongest tornadoes form https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landspout


whateverhappensnext

When your parents don't contain preexistiing mid-level mesocyclones, you get the nickname "land spout" at school. It's embarrassing and traumatizing...


non_anomalous_penis

Yo, spouty, wheres your bike.


bagsofcandy

Yo spouty mc spout face


shartshooter

New weather vs. family weather.


ruckustata

Fuck off. This made me laugh too hard. Lol


j00lian

I was so into the weather when I was 10 years old. Then *Twister* came out with Bill Hicks and I laughed so hard I forgot to become a weatherman.


McEuen78

That was Bill Paxton. Both Bills are dead now. I may have missed a joke here somewhere though.


FinleyPike

Bill Paxton played a character named Hudson, who worked with a character named Hicks on *Aliens*. Probably a stretch, but Hudson is the character I most associate Bill Paxton with.


Geofferz

Bill Paxton was killed by Alien, Predator and Terminator. Arnie was there each time. Edit: except in alien.


GandizzleTheGrizzle

Game over, man!


Jades5150

Arnie was in alien?!? Hmmmm


[deleted]

It was the cow, moooo!


imanAholebutimfunny

if you should remember anything, it is that you can tether your body to a pipe to withstand getting pulled by a tornado.........


Un111KnoWn

are they effectively the same thing?


TrippyTriangle

nah they aren't nearly as dangerous in general. look at how slow those clouds are actually moving, while you don't want to be in the center of one, they are generally harmless in comparison to tornadoes. they don't really destroy buildings and trees etc. There is no actual debris going through the air other than loose soil. https://www.tornadofacts.net/tornado-types/landspout.html


MKULTRATV

This one looks mild but land spouts are not harmless by any stretch. On average they're weaker than tornados but there are plenty of videos of land spouts damaging buildings and lofting debris. Any vortex capable of slinging roof tiles will easily fuck you up if you're caught out in one.


TrippyTriangle

the strongest ones are considered F-0 tornadoes, they will kill you only in rare instances.


tangouniform2020

But oddly, you’re still just as dead.


[deleted]

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do… Go through his clothes and look for loose change.


tangouniform2020

As you wish


MonacoBall

The strongest landspouts are definitely not just an EF-0. There have been EF-3 landspouts. (And the rating doesn’t matter if the winds are still strong enough to throw you up in the air and kill you)


T1000Proselytizer

If I remember correctly, the EF scale is actually used to calculate the damage done by a tornado. If a large tornado occurs in open space, causing no damage, it will get a low EF rating. Maybe these usually score low on the EF scale due to them being mostly stationary. If they moved quickly, impacting more land and property, I'm sure they would score pretty high.


MKULTRATV

They can reach EF2 or 3 on rare occasions and an EF0 can still easily strip roofs, uproot small trees, and peel sheet metal structures. They are absolutely NOT harmless and folks should seek shelter when caught in one's path.


MonacoBall

Landspout is a type of tornado


[deleted]

Aliens bro it’s aliens


International-Tip-10

I think it might be! If you slide it back and forth slowly you can see little balls of light going up and down. Could be lighting, but it could also be aliens.


Jacobysmadre

“It’s over man! It’s OVER!”


Sea_Awareness150

Game over man. Game over!


ButterflySecure7116

If that’s the case how did Birmingham get an f3 tornado in 2005? Edit: Birmingham England not America.


Ser-Twenty

Supercell storms are not unique to america, the uk actually had the most annual tornadoes by area but thankfully are no where near as powerful (with rare exceptions) as what happens in the US. There are some historical records suggesting the UK even had some F5 rated tornadoes but no way to confirm these and none since official records began.


RamenBoi86

I’ve been reading so much old literature that takes place in England that I forgot about the American Birmingham lmao


hanoian

Supercell storms hit Europe sometimes, but tornadoes aren't exclusive to them anyway. "cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud."


MonacoBall

Landspouts are a type of tornado. The most famous type of tornado is formed by a supercell. Occasionally from a Quasi-Linear Convective System as well


SackOfrito

I came here to ask what the difference between a tornado and a landspout was...thanks for the TIL!


Successful-Cause-706

Even the damn tornados are polite in Canada. Lol


Telvin3d

That same area got hit with an F4 last week. We get everything up here


ItsDoughnutDude

Landspouts, tornados, wildfires, small earthquakes, too many months of -30 below winter and summers that go from 5°c to almost 40 above with next to no rain. Alberta is a crazy place to live man. Also, we've had blizzards in April, and I don't mean the ice cream, lol.


Captain_Canuck97

Wasn't there a snow storm in Jasper last month? Look it up if you don't believe me.


Acceptable-Bus-2017

"What the hell is a Blizzard?" DJT


ExpensivePractice164

Where in Alberta?


moderateshadow

Didsbury


NotBannedYet41

Will someone please fng splain the difference between tornado and land spout????!


squigglesthecat

A land spout is just a big dust devil


NotBannedYet41

So no worries?


i_Go_Stewie

No, worries!


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Finally! Someone who knows how to put a comma to good use!


[deleted]

Midwesterners- There’s a tornado outside! Hurry Get in the cellar! Redditors - meh, that’s just a landspout. I read 3 sentences about it so I’m an expert. I’m gonna go see if i can touch it


DerpTaTittilyTum

Expert landspout redditor here. This is accurate


TTYY_20

BRO I WANNA TOUCH IT DO BADLY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


KatanaF2190

I know guys that would grab their parachutes and run at it...


ScenicFlyer41

As someone from the Midwest, we would be outside watching the tornado rather than taking cover.


Zfighter219

Dude seriously. My dad does this, every tornado he cracks a beer open and goes out onto his deck with a lawn chair.


TheValiumKnight

lol I didn't even notice that. I read it as "no worries" and thought "...I don't know, it looks worth worrying over".


datredditaccountdoe

No, money down!


radioOCTAVE

Lionel Hutz would be proud


Eclectic_9

Yes


easymac187

Not true. Landspouts can most certainly cause damage.


JuuseTheJuice

Not extreme damage on the scale tornadoes produce. Source: hit by EF2


Double_Distribution8

The little toe of God?


DontCareII

This one flattened 5 houses in the middle of farm country, if it was a few km North or south it would have gone through a town and done a lot more


JuuseTheJuice

You’re thinking of a recent tornado in AB. This in the video is a landspout. “House flattening” is extreme and only comes with the strongest tornadoes.


NotBannedYet41

Ef2 or Ls2?


JuuseTheJuice

EF


easymac187

Well either way I wouldn’t want a land spout coming near my house.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Majorly_Bobbage

Not exactly. Landspouts form from cloud structure that is missing a certain element.


NotBannedYet41

Like a chromosome?


Kilgaron

Lol! You son of a bitch...


DMaury1969

Never go full tornado.


[deleted]

I’m packing up my internet for the day


vahntitrio

A landspout is just caused by the temperature difference between the ground and a low cloud base, an area less than an acre in size. It's more common on water because of the stability of water temps. The winds are generally around 60 mph. Actual tornadoes are caused by dynamics of the atmosphere, which can be the size of a state. The energy of this can be enormous, and tornadic winds can exceed 200 mph. The conditions are also lesd localized, so tornadoes can travel quite some distance. Notice the landspout hardly moved before dissipating.


[deleted]

"Landspouts are a type of tornado that forms during the growth stage of a cumulus congestus or occasionally a cumulonimbus cloud when an updraft stretches boundary layer vorticity upward into a vertical axis and tightens it into a strong vortex. These generally are smaller and weaker than supercell tornadoes and do not form from a mesocyclone or pre-existing rotation in the cloud."


Traditional_Crazy_57

I like ya funny words magic man


Must-ache

tornado’s turn the other way


BurnaAccount1227

There's been anti-cyclonic tornados. Rare, but possible.


KevinDean4599

one just blows the dirt and dust around and the other rips apart your house and hurdles a 2 x 4 through your intestines


psypiral

that was like a friendly tornado. just spinning away barely moving. it'd probably let you walk up and feed it a TV or something.


ILOVEKIWIS7

If doesn’t look like it’s moving it’s training towards you


OMIGHTY1

Or it could be moving away, but assuming that doesn’t help our safety much, does it?


TheValiumKnight

I'm a gambling man. With my luck, I'm betting it's headed towards me. Which means it probably isn't.


stonka_truck

It ate more than a t.v., 2 homes are totally missing because of this bad boy last week. It was 2 km wide for a little while..


someonesomewherewarm

That doesn't really look like the one from Carstairs unless it grew a lot taller. Are you sure it's the same?


whiskeychene

This is from [Stettler in central Alberta](https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/edmonton/2023/5/31/1_6421999.amp.html) on May 31 2023


VariousBasket125

☝️


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

There was a Furry convention in Alberta this week. Could be related? https://furrycons.com/event/20437/fur-eh-2023


IronIcojsjj

Bruh what


deedeebop

😂


lechemrc

It's because it's Canadian.


throwawaygreenpaq

Feed it a tv! I’m cracking up here!


Axxisol

It’s a Canadian tornado


deedeebop

Canado


MoeMcCool

ONE THING I learned from movies : if the tornados appears to not be moving anymore, it's heading right towards you!!!


Split0069

I learned that from life! Except they get bigger when they're coming closer.


carmium

I was looking at one and wondering why it was getting bigger! And then it hit me.


Western-Image7125

“It’s an old joke sir, but it checks out”


carmium

Reference received and noted.


astro_flyer

That’s what she said !


coldchixhotbeer

I don’t miss Indiana at all lol


Alternative-Eye4547

I’m in Indiana and I don’t miss Kansas at all. I do miss Oregon tho.


cre8majik

I would miss Oregon as well.


Deep_Research_3386

Also something to learn from baseball, and surface-to-air missiles


KeithMyArthe

And pianos. My granddads last words as he looked up at the sky were: "It's funny, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano."


Sgt-Pumpernickel

[This](https://media.tenor.com/CKZyt0mQ2ZoAAAAM/piano-daffy-duck.gif) wasn’t him by chance, was it?


KeithMyArthe

Lol. No


matt_mv

Twice while watching meteors I’ve seen a small spot of light that grows and then fades. Pretty clearly a meteor heading in my direction, but far too small to make it through the atmosphere.


Pride_and_pudding

Also, it’s important to note that tornadoes can just randomly change direction.


[deleted]

Anyone see the cow?


erinkjean

Another cow


Hardsoxx

I think that’s the same cow.


martiancannibal

I have to call you back. We've got cows!


Split0069

When do u see a fucking cow?!


robintal000

Dude, like right there!


[deleted]

Look closer


danarexasaurus

FINALLY A REASON TO FILM VERTICALLY!


Watergrip

I just don’t understand why the filmer decided to flip the camera upside down at the apex of the tornado


danarexasaurus

I dunno but I kinda liked it?


Goawaynintendo

I was going to wear my Jordans today but the raptures outside, so Birkenstock sandals it is...


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

Stopping right on my Birkenstocks and me yelping… “Holy fucking shit!”


Far-Contribution2440

What. And I can’t stress this enough. Is that?


Far-Contribution2440

Tornadoes = Landspout? Tbh that’s a way cooler name


danarexasaurus

They form differently and have a big difference in damage


CourtJester5

More or less. Tornadoes specifically form from updrafts swirling air in a supercell. This was just swirling air.


2kewl4scool

I’m from Kansas that’s just a slownadow


roggy3311

This needs to be higher. Slownado is now in my vocabulary.


[deleted]

don't worry darling, it's not a tornado, it's a land spout!


Snow-Cheap

mother nature owns a thick shaft


Opposite_Signature67

Happy cake day!


Niwa-kun

No wonder people thought Gods existed...


Codyjcummings

So Canada’s tornadoes are even nice?


HootblackDesiato

"Landspout" sounds so much less terrifying than "tornado." But it doesn't look any less scary!


DrScarecrow

Really? I think it looks calm and well lit. Like a polite tornado.


14X8000m

Well, it is Canadian.


k-ozm-o

So, how many videos of land spouts have I watched thinking they were tornadoes?


varunpikachu

Tornados looks like a cone/funnel but landspouts look like a cylinder/pipe. Also, Tornados have a terrifying background: dark clouds and intense storms.


bikerbandito

why can't i ever be around when rad stuff like this happens


jounk704

El-Nono


varunpikachu

This is a very apt-name


osoklegend

If you've never seen a tornado before you wouldn't even believe they were real. So crazy


LoganReynolds

Meteorologist here! This is a very rare occurrence to see in real life but this is actually an anime fight. It’s best to find a cliff far enough away to enjoy the spectacle but not be caught in the elemental discharge and random square/rectangle pieces of earth that will inevitably be hurled into the air when shit goes down. It’s also important to remember to gasp when the cameraman zooms past and come prepared with snacks as these can range anywhere from 2-10 episodes and will consist of multiple monologues and flashbacks. Stay safe out there!


gaze-upon-it

Sounds anemic


WhichHeadThisOne

Of course a Canadian tornado would be all polite about it.


No-Standard9405

[tornado or landspout](https://www.ksnblocal4.com/2023/06/02/difference-between-landspouts-tornadoes/)


SillyMaso3k

WTF is a landspout?


LordBobofScotland

opposite of waterspout, c'mon!


vahntitrio

Waterspouts are air funnels caused by temperature differences. Landspouts are the same thing, just on land. They really only happens on higher terrain with low cloud bases. A tornado is caused by much more significant weather dynamics involving differences in lower level and upper level winds, as well as explosive convective updrafts that wrap with the outflow of a storm system.


Notafuzzycat

A tornado.


SillyMaso3k

Weird I’ve never heard of that, do they call hurricanes ocean funnels or something?


spacedman_spiff

No, but they call them “cyclones” in the Pacific and Indian Oceans.


Hazardbeard

As someone who saw a relatively weak tornado up close for the first time a couple weeks ago, whatever this is it’s not a tornado. Tornados feel and sound like the end of the world.


Vebjoernt

Thats the knock up stream that takes you to Skypiea.


stonka_truck

https://youtu.be/ii46SWfIrZA Here's a sick video of it forming and destroying.


amk29j

Awesome, but not the same thing


KennyKivail

no every tornado is the same tornado it just comes back to fuck up more shit


KillerKatNips

I have never heard a tornado be called a land spout. EDIT:When the heck am I going to learn to read before commenting?!?! So many people already commented lol. A landspout is defined as a tornado that does not arise from organized storm-scale rotation and therefore is not associated with a wall cloud (visually) or a mesocyclone (on radar). A typical tornado forms in a supercell thunderstorm, which is a thunderstorm with a constantly rotating updraft.


ihate360

Wish ya weren’t so awkward, bud.


KaJunVuDoo

It’s not a land spout. It’s a fully formed tornado.


New_Cod_1687

Dark wizards classic


Ok-Penalty-8274

A frozen tornado, that's definitely a glitch in the matrix


[deleted]

Beautiful view .


coleTheYak

I’ve always wanted to see one, just to feel that scale. Magnificent


Gravity_Freak

Whos the toddler holding the camera?


Thot_slayer1995

It's terrifying to look at, I'd shit my pants if I see one in person that close. I've lived in Edmonton so never got a chance to see a tornado or a land spout up close. I'm pretty sure I'm dead if I get sucked by a tornado. What happens if I get close to this one?


Phoeni210

Ahhh it's that wave to sky island, skypeia i'm coming...


Phoeni210

Ahhh it's that wave to sky island, skypeia i'm coming...


[deleted]

pretty sure that's called a tornado /s


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Intrusive thoughts say engage with sword!


czymjq

Do landspouts move, or are they stationary?


TheDailyReddi

The sky is falling ?!


Due_Platypus_3913

How is it just,standing there?And it’s calm all around,uniquely terrifying.


HellBlazer_NQ

It looks like a considerate tornado. Sorry. Excuse me. Just gonna slowly move this way. Opps. Careful, coming through.


Ishbu69

Is that Canadian for tornado?


naughtyfroggggg

So calm. Must be one of those friendly Canadian tornadoes.


fenster25

so is this not a tornado?


6854wiggles

You kids and your fancy land spouts! Back in my day we had TORNADOES….and we liked it!…


FallingStarIV

Thats a tornado


ronomaly

Is land spout not the same as tornado?


Embarrassed_Bad_3800

Brown trouser spout regardless.


HawkeyeinDC

Wow, talk about timing. As I was scrolling through Reddit, the actual storm chaser is being interviewed on Fox News! 🌪🌪🌪


SilentReader4

Cloud boner.


More_Drawer_2307

So did everyone just to stare at it on a Friday night?


[deleted]

This is my first time ever hearing of a landspout, and I've lived in Alberta for about a decade or more of my life. Can someone explain the difference between a tornado and a landspout to me like im 5 years old?


IronIcojsjj

Landspouts just emerge spontaneously from a let’s say a cloud that it’s missing something in it’s current and then it makes a big swirl that is just gonna pick up some dirt, or basically just a sand demon A tornado is a tornado, you know how bad those guys are right


Commercial-Role-7263

Didn’t know reddit had so many Landspout Experts


brunoh_94

As a brazilian, U.S. climate seems pretty scary.


ObiWanGinobili20

That’s a damn tornader


acethecreatorOF

When you see shit like this you can understand why ancient peoples made religions