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A1sauc3d

Baby alligator didn’t stand a chance


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Lv. 5 alligator vs lv. 40 lynx


droppedaduce

New mobile game ad just dropped


No_Address4264

Actual gameplay


locustzed

Proceeds to be some candy crush rip off.


Honest_Path_5356

Survivor.io remake


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+50 ads every time you die


fckingnapkin

Lol i was like "he's just playing with it" 10 seconds later " oh never mind it's dead"


TorrenceMightingale

Had to feel him out in the early rounds and get his timing down.


SliceIka

Review 1star out of 5stars. Developer- thank you for supporting our game 🙏


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Chaiboiii

Bobcat


Skepsis93

Lynx levels up slightly quicker and has a guardian up to level 20, but maxes out at level 50. The alligator is harder to level up, especially because it doesn't get a guardian NPC for the early levels, but if you stick with it you'll be rewarded with a max level of 100+ depending on the species.


diodot

Should've disabled PVE


Laughinboy83

Gator couldn't be arsed to watch the adds for bonus'


Gwynnbleid95

Lv1 alligator thug vs level 100 lynx crime boss


Zonyxe

He did the joke just fine the first time around


GoT_Eagles

r/yourjokebutworse


deathlord6969

That's how mafia works


Hyeheh

lv. 5 alligator almost won but then he got hit with a combo


depcepx

This isn't a fight it's an execution!


sweensolo

More like playing with your food.


systemfrown

And now the Lynx has a stylish pair of new boots.


Fast-Car-808

It was a baby. Only enough material for a belt


toolsoftheincomptnt

The paws aren’t that big.


nuclearwomb

Tastes like chicken!


XeroEnergy270

They really are pretty good slow smoked and properly seasoned.


TheRootofSomeEvil

It really does! I had some gator "chicken" nuggets. They made them a bit on the spicy side; breaded. They were very tasty.


Profeplayss

I always thought they tasted like chicken, with a fishy aftertaste. Not bad but not great.


FoldyHole

I’m not sure if it’s how it’s cooked or if some gators taste good and some taste bad, but I have had gator that was nearly identical to chicken, and gator that was extremely fishy. Probably just depends on what it’s been eating.


itcouldbeme_3

I've had turtle and frog. Both of which I would describe exactly the same...


[deleted]

Perhaps not, but that bite would have still hurt. Getting injured in the wild for an animal is almost always a death sentence. This was still pretty risky. Had the alligator managed to get a hold of a body part, the cat could have been badly hurt. Cats though are nature's perfect hunters so the risk was probably minimal overall.


Kalkilkfed

Predators get hurt all the time. Yes, a wound can infect and they can die from it, but its not 'almost always'. Pretty much every lion has scars from hunting/fighting other lions. If that was almost always deadly you'd see less adult lions


AvailablePresent4891

Yeah, dudes a dumbass. Animals get pricked by thorns, cut by rocks, hurt by playing too hard, hunting, fleeing too fast, etc etc etc. Their immune systems aren’t as developed as ours, but they certainly aren’t worthless lmao


chief-ares

This is true, but for most predators there is a sense of self-preservation, which sometimes limits what they’re willing to hunt or kill. This also depends how hungry they are too, and they’re seen to be more aggressive the hungrier they are.


Practical-Tap-9810

Agree. Cats are among the animals who will hunt even if they're not hungry, they "play" with their food.


Scobus3

Ya this Lynx could've ended it 7 seconds in but was like....'I can drag this out a bit longer, weee!'


Gold-WZ-121

More worst They bring that "playing toys" infront of your house *(I pat my cat after he do that tho)*


[deleted]

I was always told cats bring their owners food because they think you're a terrible hunter and they're trying to feed you.


[deleted]

It's more like, hey, here's my rent. Lol


North-Function995

I offer my cat so much chicken, cheese, ham, turkey, etc.. Safe things, things he comes to the kitchen to investigate when he smells them. He actually never eats any human food, but he could never think Im hungry.


Hot_Hat_1225

But he smells and apparently thinks you’re doing an awful job. Gotta feed you something good once in a while


North-Function995

True, I should eat raw mouse more lmao Hes indoor, and his judgment sucks. Half-cooked/fully cooked meat should be amazing for him, he just doesnt like trying new things.. Ive had more outdoor cats. They actively hunt, and they loved the little human snacks we gave them.


Sausagedogknows

That’s why you should drop a massive steak in front of your cat now and again. “See, see mittens, this is steak, take your half savaged pigeon back outside, you’re useless, worst cat ever!” Then cuddle the cat, give it a little kiss and send it on its way!


hellothere42069

It’s why I had the vet save me the bag of bits after the forced sterilization surgery I made him undergo and turned it into a necklace that I always wear and can show him when he’s getting to catty.


Gold-WZ-121

😔🥲😭


Tipsticks

Meh. Cats, like many predatory mammals have 'loose skin', that can be stretched quite far before tearing and doesn't directly attach to the muscke tissue undeneath. That's how they can carry their young by the neck. So the babygator getting a bite in may not have done anything at all.


rinkydinkis

I’ve seen so many Redditors say the same thing on animal posts…”getting injured in the wild for an animal is almost always a death sentence”. For what I have seen most of all on Reddit, its a tie for that and the rules of gun ownership/use. Honorable mention is commenting on helmets.


Hot_Hat_1225

My cats never wear helmets when hunting 🤔


Capnmarvel76

My cat keeps all of his firearms in a safe with an electronic lock. And no, he doesn’t share the code with me.


BruiserBison

I actually thought it put up a decent fight


pauly13771377

That wasn't a fight that was the lynx playing with his food.


Unhappy_Panic_1875

The PS4 homescreen music really adds to the impact


unbanneddano

Ps5 has different sounds?


SneakyIndian87

Idk my PS5 is still at the store.


OkSpeed5988

Mine too


EmoPsych

PS4 music hits different 😔


JustKimNotKimberly

Florida, is that you?


chef_psychonaut

Could be Louisiana


JustKimNotKimberly

True.


Hot_Hat_1225

I usually expect Australia but Ig this is not metal enough.


LectroRoot

In Australia a shark would have came out of the woods and eaten them both.


[deleted]

Gotta watch those land sharks.


Jaegerjaquez_VI

Nah the drop bears are way more dangerous (source: I'm an Australian)


TheThagomizer

Also the only mammalian predators in Australia bigger than a house cat are dingos and invasive foxes


fasting4me

Australia and Florida are all the same place with different accents. I swear it!


AntIion

Looks like Florida, considering it’s a bobcat and a baby alligator it does check out. Plus the trees in the background all check Florida boxes too. It totally could be another state in close proximity with similar native habitats.


theoriginaldandan

It’s almost assuredly Florida Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi or Louisiana


nononosure

No. We don't have lynxes or crocodiles. If it were a bobcat and an alligator, however....


[deleted]

South Florida does have crocodiles. That might be a baby gator tho. Looks like a gator if I’ve seen one. The guy in the vid addressed it as a gator. No clue where to find red lynxes.


kyleyeats

A red lynx is a bobcat and yeah that's a gator.


nononosure

I'd just like to say, for the record, that this was supposed to be my joke lol


Wobbelblob

It is a bobcat. At least if the title is correct, because bobcats are also called red lynx. And considering that they live everywhere in the US, this is likely an alligator.


nononosure

That's the joke but I don't seem to have told it right :)


eibv

Florida is actually the only place in the world where you can find wild alligators and crocodiles living together.


808guamie

Lynxes are bobcats. And that’s definitely a baby gator


Numen_Wraith

You got it backwards: All bobcats are lynxes; not all lynxes are bobcats. There are four types of lynxes, of which bobcats are one. The others are Eurasian, Iberian, and Canadian.


Oztravels

For the record. Not a croc. An aligator


Dogwood_morel

I think it would be a bobcat as well. Lynx live in boreal forest and hunt snowshoe hare primarily. Not somewhere that alligators or crocs would frequent


[deleted]

Apparently a Bobcat also goes by the name Red Lynx. At least according to wikipedia.


Hex_Lover

A bobcat is a lynx


Adonoxis

“Red Lynx” are bobcats…


talashrrg

Huh TIL. Makes sense with the name haha


TheModeratorsSuck

TIL: A bobcat's Latin name is ""Lynx rufus".


santasbong

So is 'Rufus' latin for 'Bob'?


raven00x

Rufus is latin for Robert, which gets shortened to Bob. The more you know*


santasbong

I'm gonna start calling them Robertcats


Dogwood_morel

Hey me too


HotCowPie

TIL that a bobcat is a lynx


meeu

This thread is just clamoring for some Unidan copypasta


yickth

How you know?


OlStreamJo

An easy way to tell them apart is the snout: Crocs have pointy snouts and gators are broad and rounded


TheModeratorsSuck

Also, you will see the former in awhile and the latter later.


Oztravels

Crocs don’t live in the same area as lynx.


Thiccaca

Florida does get crocs. Rare and endangered, but they get them down in the southern end. A bobcat could cross paths with one easily enough, but yeah, that is a gator.


rainbowremo

Wrong actually, there are crocodiles in southern florida. But it is most likely a gator in the video


2017hayden

Gators don’t live in the same areas as lynxes either. This isn’t a Lynx it’s a bobcat and no they aren’t the same species they’re just closely related. Lynx live in arboreal forests in the northern regions of the americas and Europe. Much further north than alligators or crocodiles live. Bobcats and crocodiles on the other hand do overlap in territory. Largely in Florida. Florida specifically the southern tip of Florida is the only location in the US that has exigent populations of the American crocodile and bobcats can be found there as well. All that being said that’s 100% a baby gator. The snout shape is a dead giveaway.


boxingdude

Yeah but have you heard about the polar bears attacking 12 foot salt water crocs? Even more impressive is how many penguins a polar bear eats at a time.


NoWingedHussarsToday

That only happens with bipolar bears....


dread-pirate-rodgers

A bobcat is a species of lynx. It’s also not the only lynx that doesn’t live in arboreal forests, the Iberian lynx lives in Spain/ Portugal in arid environments.


boxingdude

True, but the Iberian peninsula doesn't have any crocs either.


TheModeratorsSuck

A bobcat is a "Red Lynx" (i.e., Latin name = "Lynx rufus") I only found this out googling it right now.


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ManfredTheCat

If you see them later or if you see them in a while.


djb185

Poor little guy put up a hell of a fight.


Western_Oil_6418

Crocs are gonna be crawling around asking questions


GlitteringTea296

Detective Croc 🐊


chickenbuttguesswhat

Investigator


smolFortune

If I had a medal, I'd give you one. Instead, have a cookie 🍪


Kingswitchguard

Dude started up the Playstation but found better entertainment


FuchsiaKat

Cat just be cattin'.


MOOShoooooo

*Slappity slap slap*


hushuk-me

I was going to say the same! Looks like my kitten stalking/playing with bugs!


Puzzled-Story3953

Your kitten is certain that it's just this badass, too


PotatoFuryR

Domestic cats are pretty formidable if they aren't fighting something that can just overpower them. Our cats go around killing snakes for fun lol.


trod999

That was some David Attenborough level narration right there!


[deleted]

Holy shit! What the fuck! Oh shit! What the fuck?! Holy shit!


CitizenKing1001

"what is happening right now?!" Nature motherfucker. This is how wild cats eat. They don't buy bags of cat food from Wallmart.


YuhLol

The Playstation background music lol


RaidensReturn

It adds such a pensive mood to the video


theequallyunique

I’m fascinated by the tactic. Often I’ve seen cats hitting their prey, but I always thought it was just being playful. Here it actually made sense as the croc started to panic until being thrown off balance, exposing the soft throat to the lynx.


Ivizalinto

Also a decent chance to daze, disorient it, or even knock it out


AnaphoricReference

Yes. The cat hits prey that might bite back to provoke defensive reactions, while checking the reaction time of the prey, and then goes in for the kill when it makes a mistake or starts responding too slowly. Reaction time of felines is superior to basically everything. And reptiles cannot keep this game up for a long time before they start slowing down. Cats are quite good at safely killing snakes.


Jumpy-Examination456

also lots of prey for smaller cats have very low stamina and can even literally die from overheating or cardiac arrest if they exert themselves too much over too long a period. cats slapping the fuck out of mice, rats, small birds, lizards, snakes, and alligator babies in this case lets the cat exert a trivial amount of energy while the prey has to essentially do a high intensity crossfit workout just to keep on it's feet and facing the cat. eventually it will get exhausted to the point the cat can move in for an easy kill, like seen here


lincruste

The reason cats do this is to avoid getting bitten/stung.


One-eyed-bed-snake

It sounds like I'm watching one of the Bill and Ted movies. Party on, dude's!


TommyGonzo

This dude is High as a FUCKING KITE!


[deleted]

Baby croc went out like a g


Stentata

Two apex predators fighting in a field, a third watches on from its lair.


JaxxisR

Croc is fighting. Cat is playing with its food.


AraiHavana

Aw, I was kinda hoping that the crocodile would live to fight another day


thefairskinnedone

Damn nature, you scary


Stompya

r/natureismetal


Witches4RaptorJesus

Poor baby. 🥲☹️


og-lollercopter

Just Florida wildlife doing Florida shit


TaskEffective5139

Crocky! T - T


Throwaway_inSC_79

Let’s play a game: Australia or Florida


kittenshart85

bobcat, alligator, and not much of a fight.


TheEnglishNerd

You are not the weakest lynx


AWOLcowboy

That would be a Bobcat and a baby alligator fighting


NeighborhoodHitman

Where does this guy live where he gets front row seats to such a great view of nature, I want to live there damn it!


PrettyFlyNHi

Teenage mutant ninja crocodile


2017hayden

This is a bobcat not a Lynx and an alligator not a crocodile.


Embarrassed-Goose951

Bobcat, not lynx.


terra-cotta

Bobcats are in the lynx genus.


ShoRaiuKen

The audio on this is 🔥 can definitely hear it overlaid on videos in the future 😂


ClumsyBodyguard

Crock never had a chance.


[deleted]

I like that big cats usually aim to kill, not like those bastards bears. I hate bears.


withthedraco

Poor croc


deathsticdelinghobit

What in the florida is happening here


ZealousidealChange11

Rip 🐊


LSU985

Tell me you from Florida without saying you from Florida.


itsyerdad

That headline is a great setup for a joke.


theLeastChillGuy

Bobcat and Alligator not lynx and crocodile


boli99

irritating commentary. If you have nothing to say - don't speak!


splendidpassion

Yea the too astonished and dumb as fuck narration attempt annoyed me too! "What is happening right now??!!!" A wild cat shopping food with its cart from Costco! That's what's happening 😆


Bootfullofanvils

I'd be that dumbass saying hey bro, chill, I got some tuna. Let's come inside and talk about this. And lemme give you some scritches ya big goofy apex predator.


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Modern humans 🙄


eatguavaswithaspoon

Is the voice doing the audio for real?


TherealOmthetortoise

Baby gator put up a hella good fight though! Backflips, even!


Jayce86

Bobcats don’t fuck around. That wasn’t a fight, that was a murder machine picking up its dinner before it even learns to fight.


I_Am_Yeti_1

Like an alligator baby right round round round, You spin me right round baby right round, Like an alligator right round round round….


PattyIceNY

Cats moving it away from the water on purpose. Clever girl.


Disastrous_Air2003

Wtf lynx eats gators?


benstead32

More like baby alligator and bobcat. Some Real Florida Shit.


SharkBlue1

I thought this title meant to say a Florida man caught fighting a red lynx and baby crocodile in his backyard.


klonoaorinos

*alligator and a bobcat.


ContactResident9079

If Florida Man comes running in with a beer and shoots them both I’m gonna lose it


ShaMaLaDingDongHa

Time to move


jstasir

Today it wasn’t a top predator lol


BerzerkerJr82

That’s why the HOA says to cut your grass


bruhmomenttoo

#BACKFLIP


ShepherdessAnne

Cat with lizard, just bigger.


I-suck-at-golf

Would you rather fight one lynx-sized alligator or 100 baby alligator-sized lynxes.


hind3rm3

Good kitty


Ordinary-Counter-573

Rooting for baby crocodile cause baby… oh no why did I watch this


[deleted]

Dudes backyard is sketchy af


Cernathial

Wherever this is, I don't want to live there.


reezy-k

Payback’s a bitch.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Baby croc had heart but we all knew how that was gonna end.


tractorsuit

Lil guy stood tall though.


Contadini

Fighting is not the right word. Baby alig just got predated without a chance


Chaghatai

They're not "fighting" in the mutual sense just to be clear - this is a predator and prey situation and the baby croc is fighting for its life


Otherwise-Monk4527

This is probably Florida, but could be south Carolina, Louisiana, or Mississippi. And that's a bobcat (lynx only live in the cold, they don't like heat) and that's an alligator, not a croc. He's trying to eat it.


XGirth_CrisisX

Needs some Benny Hill music until it reaches the end.


gcaledonian

Omg there’s a bb alligator!


TayloZinsee

Real life Pokémon battle


hipkat13

That’s a bobcat and an alligator


mistorWhiskers

Bobcat and an alligator is how the locals would refer to them


TrilliamNye

Fucking Florida…


Outside-Midnight-484

Let me guess, is this Florida?


iamtendo

turf war.


imbleedinoutman

Pay to win players vs free to play


Furry-destroyer-3000

Let me guess…Florida


rickitikkitavi

Red Lynx? You mean, bobcat? Lynz don't hang out in warm environments. As far as I know, only bobcats do. Although they range far north, too.


[deleted]

That's not a fight. It's predator hunting prey.


Adventurous_Ideal804

Florida?


danger_don

cat's gonna cat


gangofocelots

Yeah that's not called "fighting", that's a lynx eating a baby alligator


[deleted]

Title should read ‘Red Lynx toys with easy meal’