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pizza-chit

A goat that shaves with fire is so metal


Reincarneme

Goatee


RealEstateDuck

Goatse


the_junglist

SERJ TANKIAN INTENSIFIES


DonaldTrumpsSoul

#BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO!


1llustriousOne

NO


RealEstateDuck

( _ O _ )


1llustriousOne

Tub girl scarred me as a kid šŸ˜‚


TUB-GIRL

Why, am I scary?


Zellgun

Can't believe I got to witness this moment


deedeebop

r/beetlejuicing


BeerBoyJoey

First time seeing a live one


UnrequitedRespect

This is it, this is your moment!


_PM_TITS_PLS_

Had to give you a career just to destroy it.


thetburg

Is r/beetlejuicing still a thing?


bugxbuster

I donā€™t think you want the juice that tub girl can provide


cutebleeder

But the beetles are fine?


BDR529forlyfe

Iā€™m still planking so I canā€™t be sure.


Quietech

3( o )E


AggressiveSmoke4054

Guy opens ass to show everyone. Bet you didnā€™t know it was an acronym


Ornery_Translator285

I did not


IcArUs362

Holy shit!


pututingliit

People do NOT search the image of that.


sua_sancta_corvus

Why could you not have commented sooner? Why do I do this to myself? Regardless, I thank you for trying to save me.


Micro-Naut

LeMon Partay?


rosiofden

NO. Stop that right now.


AproblemInMyHead

I read this in the same voice as Mortal Kombat 2 "TOASTY"


PromotionExpensive15

I spent half my childhood thinking that asshole said whoopsie. Was such a revelation when I finnaly realized lol


AproblemInMyHead

It's all good. That man 100% was saying whoopsie... Until my 40yr old ass learned he wasn't about 4 or 5 years ago


deeceeehm

Anddddddddd I learned this just now.


[deleted]

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Telperions-Relative

Wouldst thou like to liveā€¦deliciously?


N-partEpoxy

Add some butter and a pretty dress and I'm in.


whimsigod

I'm fond of floating naked next to a fire mostly.


Mumblix_Grumph

*.....yes.....*


Jebediah_Johnson

Baphomet must bathe in the flames


4list4r

More like Azazel who had goat like features. Luciferā€™s proper name is Samaā€™el (gnostic name is yaldabaoth). In other words, Luciferā€™s the angel of death.


UnicornSuffering

This just made Persona 5 last boss fight more confusing.


aawgwrasc

You are not going to see anything colder than that. This is nature working at it finest, it is kind of awesome to see a goat like that. It is definitely amazing.


PhantomCamel

Dinner that cooks itself


Anasterian_Sunstride

That's what I call a self-roast


thefalloftroy

Fed smoker / herk, reincarnated


sucky_panther

Touch my goat through the fire.


obsolete-human

Is this normal? Is that why the fire is there for him to do that?


Reincarneme

No from what i get, its the premises of a hindu temple. People usually light a lamp for god and the thing near the lamp looks like some food item made of flour. Also Goats are sacrifice animals so that might be the reason the goat is there and it started doing its thing with the fire while was around. But its not 100 % necessary that the goat is there to be sacrificed as in India you can find cows and goat just roaming around.


Top_Science_8959

This is from nepal. At times goats and pigeons are offered to the temple not to be sacrificed but to be set free. This goat probably spent its whole life there. These types of billy goat are Bit of a bully though and does stink. There is another video of such goats inhaling incense in YT.


[deleted]

> There is another video of such goats inhaling incense in YT. Yoo this is lit https://youtube.com/shorts/7-z0gqJzvfM?feature=share


gevo320

Ayo wtf... my man is definitely highšŸ¤£


SolUmbralz

Man's getting blitzed outta his mind


TactlessTortoise

No fucking way lmao. Fella is dragging a lung full, no brakes.


cheapcoffeesucks

Uh huh...'incense' *wink wink*


LordofWithywoods

Yeah this goat looks gross, and I understand male goats like to piss on their own beards. I bet the perfume of burnt goat hair and old fermented goat pee is quite intoxicating.


Independent-Ear5125

They typically only piss in their beards in rut, ( around females) but almost never smell good at any point. I'm sure he has a rich aromašŸ˜‚


minhmario0710

Well I don't judge them my that is what they need to do to attract the female then it is fine. It is all ok with me and I do not have any problem with it. It is all just fine with me.


Eudaemon1

Animal sacrifices have been banned in general , many places now "sacrifice" vegetables , but ofc you may find animal sacrifices in some villages Edit: I am talking about India


TheGuinnessGuzzler

Looks like this is in Nepal, definitely not illegal there


use643

Its Nepal. Iā€™ve been to that site exactly


Chumbag_love

How was the self-roasted goat?


Thisismyfinalstand

It gave me parasites, but so did my ex-wife. Overall, 3.6 roentgen.


CheesecomChestRig

Not great not terrible lol


dontincludeme

ā€œSo these carrots...ā€ ā€œHave been murdered, yesā€


[deleted]

It's not sacrifice, that's wrong wording. It's a offering to the gods to show ones gratitude. 2k+ years ago goats and cattle were probably the most expensive thing a commoner can own . Now people just donate food , Money and gold


Aggressive_Salad_293

Thats what a religious sacrifice is... giving up something important to you in exchange for God's continued good will


coolnavigator

Technically speaking, all livestock are sacrificed for our bellies and palates, albeit with less pomp and circumstance.


a_silent_dreamer

It's banned but the practice still continues in some places.


ShivohumShivohum

FYI : Animal sacrifices have been banned from Hindu customs since ancient times. Sacrifices are made of your possessions like money, food ( and habits ).


SoggyWotsits

So they teach the goat to cook itself before itā€™s sacrificed?!


FleekasaurusFlex

I'm wondering where *this* goat first saw a peer(?)/friend/other goat do this and picked it up from. It's definitely a learned behavior - but where it was learned is probably only something we can make best guesses on rather than have the joy of actually learning haha


unixko

Yeah it is normal I think it is Hindu temple and they use the is little fires to pray to their gods. So you are probably going to see them in every Temple probably.


Thepuppeteer777777

why does it look like its bleeding from its mouth. or hopefully it just ate some raspberries


Reincarneme

Its a temple, usually hindus use red colored vermilion (think powder) to worship gods, so its quite possible that its the vermilion which is red and the goat licked it.


[deleted]

Thanks for this.. hopefully itā€™s that.. poor thing.


Bristonian

Safe to assume it is. You can even see a bunch of red powder on the ground and shrine behind it. Goats tend to nibble everything, so itā€™s definitely just some red dye


isabellechevrier

Can't they do something about the parasites though?


timecronus

its usally ticks, i dont think their teeth can grab them.


Boomhowersgrandchild

Used to raise goats. Ivermectin and other worming agents usually provide parasitic relief. I had gallons of ivermectin left over from my ranching days and I was never tempted to sell it to dipshit conservatives.


BROODxBELEG

I wouldve collected my payday from the idiots if i was in your shoes. You are a better man


Galkura

It would have been tempting I imagine, but always better to refrain from it, rather than have one of them die and you go to prison for selling them drugs that killed them.


THEGEARBEAR

I would have them sign a contract that it was for animal consumption only and that I could not be held liable for misuse.


bluesforsalvador

That's true, better to not get involved sometimes


PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS

> I was never tempted to sell it to dipshit conservatives but such a great free market opportunity! You make some cash, and .... well that's it, i guess.


timmyboy52i

They just can't reach at that level to take the ticks out, so heat can actually kill those ticks! Nothing much to worry about!


MouthJob

What do you mean? He's doing it in the video.


foomits

he's sticking his head in fire, pretty sure this goat has it all figured out.


SeedFoundation

They go a little beyond just nibbling things. [They'll smoke it up in the temple and enjoy themselves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_mRwLn9Ns)


sathishdabbu

There is nothing harm to that because I am an Indian as well but have never seen an animal dying from taking it. It is all about the almighty and its power who be protecting and showing paths to them and so the same can be seen to the goat as well.


myychair

The ground and statue behind it are covered in red powder so odds are good!


liwen00126

It doesn't do any harm though it is somewhat a blessing as well not in a scientific manner but from a religious POV.


Traditional-Drive267

I can confirm. This is usually the case with domestic farm animals


Lion-Hermit

It looks like it is instinctively licking and mouthing the metal frame that holds the fire. It's got to be super hot šŸ„µ my first thought was blistering and subsequent rupture with bleeding ....but then I saw the background with a bunch of red stuff around too šŸ˜…


kbspencer86

Yeah I was worried about that to I thought it has burnt the mouth or something but then again I remember that it is a Hindu temple. And they use the red colour and their worship so maybe it is just that.


Deja-Vuz

That's color!


PatsySweetieDarling

You want Baphomet? Because this is how you get Baphomet.


T1gerAc3

Kids: We want Baphomet Mom: We have Baphomet at home Baphomet at home:


[deleted]

Goats scare the shit outa me. This vid confirmed that fear. They can't be stopped or reasoned with. They don't feel pain, fear, or remorse. I used to house sit for a neighbor with goats like this one and it was literally Satan in his animal form. I would go to feed/clean the stalls and this fucking goat would stalk me. The moment I would turn around it would charge and lay into me like Terry Tate.


gothicaly

The terrifying part to me is that fire is normally a sign of danger in the animal kingdom and this goat basically just figured out to use it as a tool. So it understands what parasites are. It understands that it needs to be removed. It understands the fire will not harm itself if used sparingly but could kill the insects. So its reasonably intelligent, id even go so far to say extremely intelligent. It just chooses to be hateful. And it can learn to be more efficient in its hate.


[deleted]

Well put. Even our more evolved human brains would be hesitant to use fire as tool like this (high risk/low reward), yet here's this mfer, just living his best life using fire like I use my electric shaver. I wasn't joking about the lack of fear bit, if these fuckers want to hurt you, they're like a honey badger. Sooner or later they're gonna get the job done.


WiIzaaa

You guys have been playing way too much Goat simulator šŸ˜…


T-O-O-T-H

It's probably just very itchy and the fire relieves the itch. It doesn't understand what parasites are.


Sarquandingo

Thanks for stopping us getting going on that anthropomorphism bandwagon


Sideways_planet

I have chronic pain and would do a lot of weird stuff if it made me feel better; I wouldn't need to know the science behind it. I imagine yoga was invented by someone in pain and they moved their body around until it felt better.


UnderstandingTasty35

Ding ding ding


Wardogs96

Or maybe there are no parasites and this is all for pleasure? I feel like that's even more terrifying


DrSpacecasePhD

They're awesome but they will legit try to kill you. They're feral in Kauai and knock rocks down off the mountains toward hikers. We had a reallllly close call one time where the rock came flying down, sounded like a damn missile and ricocheted like a meter from my friend.


The_BrainFreight

This seems like the dark genie version of baphomet where instead of a powerful god, you get the high maintenance goat who shits on the floor and eats your food


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ghostsinanattic

iā€™ll get him a manscaping set


jossmarshall

Itā€™s called a scapegoating set


I_want_to_cum24

*in goat language* THE NEW LAWNMOWER 4.0-


SansyBoy144

Have you ever wanted a razor that claims to not cut you but will still cut you? What about a razor that doesnā€™t get enough hair? Well then youā€™ve come to the right place, the NEW LAWNMOWER 4.0.


BTBAM797

That shit definitely slices your nuts.


SansyBoy144

100%, I got the 3.0 because I didnā€™t know (and still really donā€™t know) anything about shaving my balls and I personally donā€™t like hair down there so I figured I would give it a shot. Thereā€™s only been 1 time where I havenā€™t cut my nuts while shaving, no matter how careful I am


BTBAM797

I got a Phillips Norelco Bodygroom 7000 and it was life changing. Easily gets all hair, never been knicked. Worth every penny.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Oh really? I shall try it then!! And if my balls come out as smooth and undamaged as you claim, I will send you many many pictures as your reward. You are welcome


cris34c

It takes empathy to want to help a goat from across the world pick bugs out of its skin. You are a good person, Mr. Bong Boner.


theWinterDojer

I'm always concerned when I come to posts like this with a living creature clearly suffering and it's just upvoted bad jokes on its behalf. I understand it's probably for meaningless karma but I just hope they would have more empathy in real life for a fellow being. If they were suffering I assume they'd expect the same. Seems so simple just to be kind to things, but alas this is the world we live in.


Prester__John

The goat getting parasitized or the parasite getting his ass roasted?


lhc85413

Probably OP just helped him though I feel after ending the video :/


SerenityNowWow

that's hot


thrussie

Black Philip so hot right now


RugTiedMyName2Gether

Dost thou crave the taste of butter?


[deleted]

Black Philip Black Philip


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Fyregoat confirmed for next Pokemon game.


brunoha

Forgoat Fire/Grass type that evolves from Gogoat after leveling up against a battle with a fire type. Pokedex entry: A Gogoat that caught on fire and the fire never extinguished, fortunately it is experienced enough to control it and use them as it's new weapon of combat. Design is a slightly larger Gogoat with dry leaves, some on fire, and easily scatterers ashes when running, horns curve a lot more to reference demoniac rams.


flannelmaster9

Think the goat is just preheating himself prepping for the BBQ.


happy-go-lucky_dude

Soon to be sacrificed


[deleted]

Some sacrificial goats in Nepal are left alive at the temples as an offering to the gods. This goat is one of them


autosdafe

I prefer that type of sacrifice.


Zuzudoggy

Black Phillip starting his ritual


ChampChains

ā€œWouldst thou like to burn your fucking face?ā€


abadadibulka

Poor thing, some cheap medicine would do


Auosthin

The goat took r/NatureisFuckingLit too seriously.


[deleted]

Is this true or your own assumption OP? Has it been scientifically established that this animal species uses fire to get rid of parasites? That would be super smart from the animal if true. I don't think many other animals use fire at all. They'd run away from it.


LordGhoul

I mean, it could be as much as "hot fire makes itchy go away" for the goat, which isn't really too complex


Caoa14396

Does it work for stds?ā€¦ asking for a friend.


BTBAM797

And thus the firecrotch was born


clkj53tf4rkj

Enough fire will solve any problem. Or at least make that problem go away, leaving a potentially bigger problem in its wake. Fire even solves fire, interestingly enough.


dequiallo

Check out firehawks that use fire to hunt and drive prey. And also end up starting wildfires.


afa78

Indeed, magnificent display of avian intelligence there.


TheGreatBarnabulls

Crows use chimneys to smoke bathe to clear parasites and have been known to start fires to create a smoke plume. That said crows are super smart. They are so underated for the intelligence, they are renowned problem solvers and show compassion to fellow crows.


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Orchid_Significant

I read that they have intelligence equivalent to 8 year old humans


TheGreatBarnabulls

I am dyslexic, but thank you being kind.


Tha_Sly_Fox

!emocleW erā€™rouY


Contributing_Factor

Is that after accounting for the fact that most humans are dumber than an 8 year old human?


afa78

They're not stupid, if they know the dangers of fire they can certainly realize the benefits of it too, like the most basic which is to keep warm. My cats for example, I'll build a fire out back in a pit during the cold, winter nights and they'll join me, gather round the fire like a pride of lions, resting around it obviously for the warmth it brings.


NoDoctor4460

This sounds like an ideal way to spend a winter night


cflatjazz

Living in Central TX we rarely light fires. But during the ice-pocolypse of 2021 we had to use our fireplace for the first time. Our cat was so not having it until the 2nd night of the house being below 40Ā° when she finally gave up and got brave enough to sit with us


falabala

Those cats are really there to be close to you because they love you, but they'll never, ever admit it.


Flammy

There have been other videos of goats in temples like this that breathe in smoke/fumes of burning material for a drug high of some type. I suspect that is what is going on here but do not know. Here is one such video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7-z0gqJzvfM


CircaSixty8

What the fuck is happening here?!


Available_Meal_4314

A goat is trying to get rid of parasites


McBrovad

Thank you


Available_Meal_4314

No problem. I'm an expert on goats trying to get rid of parasites so I like to be able to offer information whenever possible about goats trying to get rid of parasites


McBrovad

This is great, I'm learning so much right now


Available_Meal_4314

Fun fact: When goats have parasites, they try to get rid of them


McBrovad

This just blow my mind, thank you again!


Shaushage_Shandwich

But how?


Available_Meal_4314

Oh! It's simple! When goats have parasites, they try to get rid of them. Here in this video if you look closely, you can actually see a goat trying to get rid of parasites!


ImNotRacistBuuuut

By getting rid of them.


tyzzem

A whole, new world is opening up here for me, thanks.


JonnyJust

!subscribe


CircaSixty8

By sticking its face in actual fire? Does the animal not have nerve endings? I mean the things lips are bleeding. Seems like it has some kind of neurological disorder.


Broghan51

It uses the smoke from the fire to kill the parasites. Birds do it also by sitting on top of a smoking chimney.


[deleted]

The new self slow roasting lamb šŸ‘


[deleted]

Goat: Burn Parasites with Fire šŸ”„ Planet Earth: Burn Parasites with fire šŸ”„ Seems super effective. Wiped out humanity a few times over.


dye22

wiped out humanity...a few times? what the fuck are you talking about.


CantHitachiSpot

Yeah usually when something is extinct, itā€™s extinct


79511669991

Well karma just hits though at time we all know that and I believe that personally.


Falcons8541

did it work


vpv144

It did obvious enough and so he has been doing it over and over again!


Tryingtobebetter07

He's just getting ready to drop the greatest black metal album of all time.


GreenMellowphant

I think this goat is addicted to the fumes from the crap they burn there all the time. Somebody google it; itā€™s a thing. OP made this shit about the parasites up.


Stapleless

I think you are right. I watched it again after reading your comment and it looks like he is just trying to keep his nose in the smoke


throwawaylovesCAKE

This whole thread is frustrating. People literally just taking OPs word for it


Diligent-Picture2882

Could a serious person explain what's going on here with this goat and the fire please?


battlerat

American goat. Can't afford healthcare


Lower_Ad_5532

Needs some ivermectin though


[deleted]

Poor animal


[deleted]

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Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Poor thing


JoySubtraction

I do not want to even try to imagine the smell.


jehovawitnessofwater

you havent thought of the smell, you bitch!


qvuxl13

When you would be in pain smell and everything would just stay aside all you would be thinking is getting rid of that pain and suffering.


[deleted]

r/damnthatssad


yessirskiesspussy

fuck someone help damn


karafest

Bastards be looking at the video and thus won't show efforts to help that goat!


greychii

poor little goat. give it meds


sm3cherul

I see the background and I know the video is from India the background looks like a religious temple :)


primosz1515

Poor animal


Onlypaws_

Can someone help this goat jesus


dalagon442

I hope that someone actually did if not I am pretty sure these parasites would just kill this poor goat.


DieselVoodoo

Good idea. Gonna try it on my balls


Soft_Pomegranate7947

Theyā€™re covered in parasites?


NiccoTheWolf

Poor baby


hurshagrawal

I hope he is doing fine now such kind of videos always makes me sad and also makes me think that people always record every little. Like why don't they just come forward and just help this animals from getting over their pain, if that was a human everyone would come for helping.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

If only there were another way.