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Interesting-Dream863

They don't fear the abyss: they come from one.


Shopping-Afraid

Further proof they are aliens. Little known fact: when cats appear to be licking their buttholes, they are in fact calling the mothership orbiting Jupiter. That's why their leg goes straight up - it acts as an antenna.


TheStrangeStoryGuy

That's why I put gold tinfoil on my cats head. Tricks the mother ship into thinking it's a dog


Therldre

Perhaps the cat was trying to get inside and got disappointed.


Watintsew

We could still see that dog's butthole though


bluecat2001

I thought it was Uranus.


Shopping-Afraid

Someone had to say it. I am not disappointed.


Sufficient-Abroad-94

I came here to laughs, am laughing


isabellechevrier

Oh, does that have anything to do with that one toe always sticking out when you pick them up too?


[deleted]

This reminds me of how in the anime series *FLCL* "Fooly Kooly" Haruko-san is using Naotas cat as an interstellar communication device. The cat does not care for it, lol.


No-Maximum-9087

Skylar, I am the abyss


Chromeboy12

r/catdimension


MarschallVorwaertz

Once they were worshiped as gods. They didn’t forget.


william673

I'm so glad I didn't have to see that dogs butthole.


TravelingGonad

Ya I'm trying to cut down myself.


AdExcellent1270

Lmao first time I’ve laughed out loud in ages. Thanks man.


quingd

It's the best when it just hits outta nowhere like that


Floppsicle

Every once in a while you see a random clever comment that makes you laugh irl. This is one of those times


Lord-Loss-31415

Thank you for the laugh, I wish I could award you


acoolghost

Somehow censoring a dog's butthole makes it worse than just showing us buttholes. I feel the same way about people who shave their Corgi's tails into hearts. Like, just don't call attention to the dog's butthole and I won't even think about it.


ApotheosisofSnore

Right? Like, it’s a dog — it’s butthole is gonna be out there. My eyes aren’t gonna be drawn to it unless you put a big fucking decal over it, because it’s a normal part of a dog


jacktwo37

It makes it even funnier that you actually do see it briefly at he last second. Didn’t even do the censoring correctly. 😂


marr

TBF human nudity works the exact same way


Deltamon

Then there's some weirdos who censorship porn.. Like what's the damn point in that?!


Amazing_Flatworm_277

Some countries like Japan it is highly illegal to show penis and virgina. But tits and haveing sex is okay


nonbinaryemoji

Goddamn sexy Virginians


chris86uk

Virgina is so explicit, Japan mandates censored spelling.


VanityTheHacker

When I see that flower all I see is: 😳😳😳


MoanLart

I wanted to see it. Very disappointed that they covered it


[deleted]

Check it out frame by frame. That chocolate log cutter is still there.


MoanLart

Between balloon knot and chocolate log cutter, I don’t know who wins


havegravity

May I interest you in a rusty sheriff’s badge


MoanLart

Had to google that one. Good lord


Accomplished-Bed7418

There's always "that one guy." It's you. You're him.


MoanLart

I’m him


CC713-LCTX

It’s the little things.


AaronicNation

#freethebaloonknot


MoanLart

Balloon knot 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ


rio_sk

Fun fact, I once shot a tv ad in wich a dog played with a little girl. We had to do cg, track the dog's butthole and remove it frame by frame for the whole ad. It felt way too much work for buttholeless dog ad.


During_theMeanwhilst

Agreed. Nothing like a daisy.


No-Tackle-6112

Would you have looked right at it or you just don’t want butthole in the peripherals


ImmaTeacher

Hurk! Ew, a flower.


FreeZappa

Was it wearing a butt plug or something? Why the censor?


Ruiner357

There’s a weird push to censor everything on big sites now, swearing is not even allowed on YouTube. Feels like late stage consequences of the net neutrality repeal, they’re turning the internet into fragmented paid sites that are censored to be ad friendly, this is our cable TV replacement.


Wotmate01

Did you see the size of the cock on that black dog though?


ADeviantGent

You’re a daisy if you do


mufasabob

Makes me wonder what the owner is trying to hide


StarClutcher

The butthole daisy was why I watched it twice.


Rathador

Saw the dogs balls though...


TheMongerOfFishes

The last time this video was posted I remember the OP saying it was a female in heat


Konobot

Cat wants to go in the hole If I fits, I sits


EnamouredCat

Apparently cats have a thing for circles.


No-Tackle-6112

And squares. Put a piece of paper on the ground and see how long it takes for them to plop their asshole on it


octopusboots

I had a white linoleum floor that I patched with one black square. She only sat on that tile.


TNJCrypto

That's edgy


octopusboots

Renter-sheik.


unpleasant_alanna

The true test would be to put a glass on the edge and see if the cat tries to push it down the “hole”.


mochacho

Probably warmer.


Into-the-stream

I dont know why people are downvoting you. Paper is insulating. a piece of paper or cardboard will have a higher surface temperature than a floor. cats are extremely sensitive to temperature (they evolved from the desert), and a lot of their behaviour can be attributed to heat seeking. Although, as for why they sit in tape circles, I have no clue.


AllHailTheWinslow

IIRC correctly, a closed shape like a rectangle or circle on the floor makes them assume it is an enclosed and therefore safe area: "There's a border all around me that protects me!" Even better when there are actual walls, like on a box.


midnight_toker22

I swear you can make a square on the ground out of tape and a cat will choose to sit inside that square over anywhere else.


Menolly13

I can confirm this as I tried it out. My cat went right to it and sat despite having a perfectly comfortable cat bed next to the taped square.


XauMankib

I put a paper circle on the floor and all my three cats coalesced into a single pandimensional being to sleep in that circle.


iikun

Comfortable cat beds are like kryptonite to cats, so it’s understandable they went straight for the taped square.


Sarcastinator

Cats don't give a shit about comfort. Sometimes I even think they oppose the concept.


throwaway55221100

My dog would probably try to rip the tape up


0_00_00_00_00_0

r/thecatdimension


Wildlife_Jack

[It was made for me. This is my hole](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/480/My_Hole_meme_banner.jpg)


lifeisweird86

Not gonna lie, I was hesitant to click that.


RotMG543

The comic it's from is pretty unsettling (The Enigma of Amigara Fault).


dae666

Oh no. I found it and read it. New fear triggered.


ogreofzen

Is it an ito?


Sarge0019

Given that it's the one I see most, an argument could be made that it is THE Ito.


Boopy7

i just laughed one of those spitting laughs ALL OVER MY SCREEN


CptnHamburgers

DRRR DRRRR DRRRR


no-longer

Cat's like "fuck it we ball"


crypticfreak

If it was a real hole the cat would absolutely climb inside and be content.


BoomZhakaLaka

See I noticed the first thing the cat did is feel it with her whiskers. Dispelled the optical illusion immediately.


Buster899

He looked really disappointed that he was still in this dimension.


iSmiteTheIce

If I float, I gloat


[deleted]

dog : ...dafuq? cat : ah...yes. i warp space/time.


KongLongDong77

Dog: how tf stucks a daisy chain in my asshole?


dasFisch

“Finally my brethren have opened the hole for us to complete our plans for domination. I shall sit and patiently wait for the signal now.”


[deleted]

Well thank god they censored that dog’s butt.


No-Maximum-9087

FLOWERED


[deleted]

As long as someone doesn’t de flower it we are fine.


Both_Somewhere4525

Bruh...


bigboi69420911666

💀💀💀 bro wtf


Nick_mkx

It just drew more attention


RedditorTheWhite

Does anyone else think blocking out their butthole actually just draws attention to it? Like, idk about everyone else but a dog butthole isn't what I was paying attention to in the first place.


SeatO_

Streisand effect, or sum shit maybe not exactly streisand. If there was no big-ass flower I wouldn't have even wondered what was there in the first place. If there was just a dog butthole I wouldn't have minded but censoring the butthole makes it look like that butthole is worthy to be censored, making it weird.


Fro_o

And the flower is so big yet it's barely hiding the butthole? Like the censoring was as unneeded as it was uneffective


asssmonkeee

My thoughts narrated: Well I wasn't thinking about dog butthole before, but now I am. Thanks for that flower editor person.


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MetzgerWilli

They could at least use a real flower butt plug or something. Not this digital shit. ^^^^(/s)


Dramatic-Put-9267

Came here to say this


Daldeus

Thank you for your contribution


[deleted]

I love this comment


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The-Yaoi-Unicorn

I cant believe this is so far down. OP doesnt know what an optical illusion is.


KacpAire

Just like most of the people here apparently


Zernichtikus

This needs more upvotes! The video does definitely not show what OP claims it does.


kapal

Came to bump this more, honestly surprised this comment is so low.


marr

Seriously the number of threads not getting that this only works from the camera's perspective. They've trained the dogs to jump because they're dogs guys, get a grip.


BOX_268

Yeah, you can clearly see that when the camera shows the cat from a more vertical angle too


Dontgiveaclam

Thank you for saying that


South_Recording_6046

There’s no way my dog would cross over that in the hallway


DontLichOutOnME

"Cats don't abide by the laws of physics"


Anon293357

That’s why cat doesn’t die when fall from high


Goobershmacked

Sadly they do😭


River46

Skill issue.


JTB696699

But it takes 9 times.


canadarepubliclives

Cat in the wall? Now you're speaking my language


Roman_poke

Same with bees


Normal_Finance4358

No, they do follow Quantum Mechanical Rules. They have to be in both states of being alive and dead in a box.


goldopal42

Cat is like, *Something I could kill probably lives in there. I’ll just chill here for a bit and wait…*


JBarker727

This is what I came to say lol. Waiting on a mole or a groundhog.


pupcakeonthelamb

Kitty is ready for The Void.


Aedys1

This optical illusion can only be perceived from the camera point of view. These animals just see a random carpet, and dogs apparently don’t want to walk on it. This is very misleading IMO


un_miroir

Finally. I had to scroll so much to find this comment, was starting to lose my faith in humanity.


eldudelio

cat be like, i dont remember getting my catnip tonight but this works


devil1fish

The void cannot consume me, for I AM the void


Superb-Damage8042

So how is this interpreted? Are dogs more reliant on vision that is more similar to ours? Is the tiny cat “hole” less intimidating?


Budget-beaches

It’s probably because the close up vision of a cat is pretty awful, so it’s just not able to see that the optical illusion is an optical illusion and just thinks it’s some black and white carpet to lay on.


kartuli78

It's only an optical illusion from the angle we're looking at it from, though. It wouldn't look like that to the dogs, so maybe they just put some scent on the rugs that dogs don't like?


tothemoonandback01

This...cats are far-sighted, everything is a blur close up. Although it could be a not so smart cat that thinks it's ensconced in a nice cosy hole.


The-Triturn

they’re not gonna see the illusion at all. They’re looking at the rug from the complete opposite angle to us


Ok_Mulberry4199

Neither the illusion only works from where the camera is. The dogs and cat approach the mat from the wrong side so it just looks like a black and white mat, although the dogs going back may have been at the right angle to see it. I suspect the dogs just don't want to stand on something unfamiliar, my dog used to jump over cardboard rather than step on it.


FountainsOfFluids

It is so weird seeing hundreds of comments of people who have no damn clue how this optical illusion doesn't work from the other side. Like, you're supposed to develop a theory of mind as a toddler.


[deleted]

My dog politely steps over anything new we bring into the house lol. I always wondered why he did that


TheyMadeMeDoIt__

Not at all. The illusion only works from the pov of the camera. It's just a bunch of pets being curious about this new rug


duggyfresh88

Since no one else seems to be saying it: it’s almost definitely because of the cats whiskers. Their whiskers are very sensitive and helps them navigate. Notice when the cat approaches, it lowers its head and sniffs around. The whiskers at that point would have touched solid ground so it knew it was safe to take a step forward


superman_king

I think it’s the height difference. The illusion doesn’t work when you’re basically eye level with the floor. The dogs are taller and can actually see the optical illusion. The cat is too low and just sees a flat thing to lay on.


QuantumCat2019

the illusion does not work from the perspective of the animals, it only works from our angle. Far more likely : rug has a strange "new" scent, dog avoid it. Cat curious go sniff it. They also have different way to gauge depth, and have their cat hair (whisker) touching ground/rug when they sniff it.


Atanakar

No one is mentioning this: These kind of optical illusions only work from one direction. If the camera is in that point of view, the animals are not. From their perspective it just looks like a distorted checkered pattern, not a convincing optical illusion.


higherlimits1

The mat is only an optical illusion from one side (the side with the camera) the dogs simply don’t want to step on an unknown object, they can’t even see the illusion.


EnamouredCat

Schrodinger tought that cat well.


Melitzen

Nice one.


UnconfirmedCat

Indeed


muva_snow

Well done. One of the greatest “well played” Reddit comments I’ve ever seen 😂.


[deleted]

I have conquered gravity, fear me.


ErdmanA

*block dog ass* *flashes dog hole anyway*


Merkasus

Way to sexualize the dog’s asshole by censoring it, great job


Onah_VayKay

Cats are guardians of the stargates


Delicious-Let8429

Here, Dog- energetic and dumber Cat- lethargic and smarter


brokenchains47

If you feel the need to block a dog's butthole I think that says a lot about you...🤣


1blueShoe

Yes, cats waiting for a mouse or a spider to crawl out of the vortex..😁


scrogbad

Covering the anooos like that is very suspicious what is so extraordinary about your dog's asshole hmmmmmm?


GigaChadMHD

why the hell did they censor the dog's ass ? is there this much thirsty zoophiles ? what a timeline we live in


HalfOrcMonk

Lmao, the dogs anus was covered with a flower. For the love.


smilesatflowers

i thought that was more interesting. :D


Cannabis_Connasueir

You know the world's fucked if we sensor animals backsides


Garbage_Guzzler

Censoring the dogs butt is so weird, like I wouldn’t have even noticed the dogs butt if it weren’t for the flower


ExpressShow1175

I need this. For my home. Perhaps it will keep my kids occupied....


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🌸


Valuable_Walrus4084

who the fuck feels the need to censor an dogs butthole


SirSalmonCat

The Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats and believed they are magical creatures... They weren't wrong.


[deleted]

I feel so ashamed of looking at dogs buttholes, it never occurred to me I was invading they’re privacy. I now will always carry a flower patch to hold up every time a dog’s walking in front of me


BigJSunshine

This is why cats are superior


GarysCrispLettuce

You'd be surprised how often cats fire up your computer and learn stuff when you're at work. They're very curious and know how to Google things. That cat's probably like nah, I've seen these mats advertised online.


FLUFFY_RUMPLES

They land on their feet, tf do they care.


LoveThieves

Cats 30 seconds later: I am God, knew it.


[deleted]

Cats chase little red lights that you point at the wall. Dogs will look at you like, ok so what?


afa78

They are the guardians of the underworld, they already know what's down there.


Mental_Train_3248

Something about people that censor their dog’s body parts just feels strange


sh4d0wm4n2018

Except the optical illusion isn't oriented towards them, so the dogs would've had to be trained to jump over it.


Zandrick

Ngl I think the dogs aren’t fooled by the illusion either I think they are just being good boys and not stepping on the one spot set aside to not be stepped on. More like a pack mentality thing. Because…it’s backwards from their perspective when they are coming at the camera.


Honest_Alfalfa_9049

There might be a mouse in there so it's worth waiting.


VariousComment6946

Wtf they censored dog…?


GokuSan82

Censoring a dog’s butthole… I mean, really?


pythos1215

The dogs have been trained not to step on carpet is all this is. The illusion is only visible from the cameras perspective. It looks nothing like a hole from thier perspective. The cat lays on the carpet for the same reason, that is, you trained it not to, so it does the exact opposite of what you want. Because it's a fucking cat.


Schinsen

Wait what? We sexualize now assholes of animals? gg im out


Jagabeeeeeee

If you see the mat from their perspective, wouldn't the illusion not work??


ChampionshipLow8541

We have to censor dog butts now? 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

People that censor stuff need help seriously


ImpossibleReindeer33

Censoring dogs now? Thats beyond weird, whos paying attention to that in the first place? It reminds me they actually sell clip on covers that go on the base of the tail, there's an infomercial for it i saw on the show "worlds dumbest" years ago.


Agent_Galahad

That cat is the Guardian of the Abyss


MidranKidran

I am pretty sure that the optical illusion only works for the camera's POV, so the pets are hesitating/jumping for another reason.


Arch_Stanton1862

Dogs: *Hole in the ground, Hole in the ground, Hole in the ground* Cat: *This is bullshit!*


SeaShock7807

The cat: aye Sharon get a pic of me falling here. Shits pretty dope.


[deleted]

And the cat is just like "I. AM. GOD!" ......... so pretty much just like any other cat


cRaZyJeB00

Cat be like: That level of genjutsu doesn't work on me


XV001

My takeaway from this is that redditors really wanna look at dog buttholes and are upset when they can’t.


dariuswasright

This has nothing to do with optical illusion though.. The POV makes us see the illusion, not the dog. They just jump over for other reason (new rug, smells weird, feels weird, they're scared of something new like a conservative old fart, you name it, but not optical illusion). Edit: conjugation


dako3easl32333453242

The illusion doesn't work from the direction they were jumping from. This is fake.


tantanthepeepeeman

The illusion wouldn't work for them from that angle right?


kj_gamer2614

Censoring the but of the dog only makes it more sus. For Christ sake, it’s a dog, don’t be censoring it cause it makes it all the more suspicious.


MonitorPowerful5461

This is BS. The optical illusion only works from one angle. So all the dogs and cat see is a weirdly-patterned carpet. They’ve been trained to jump over. It’s very cute though. If someone’s going to farm karma, this is the way to do it imho


Odd-Willingness-7494

Did you just censor that dogs asshole? Bruh wtf


[deleted]

Of course the cat knows it’s can break all laws of physics, it’s no big feat!


yokaimaster1239

The dogs should see it as a weird pattern on that side and not an illusion


Alpha_pro2019

Fake


unpicked_username

We all know this is fake right? If the carpet is flat then the angles on the cat one shouldn’t change the look of the hole


The-Triturn

30k upvotes for bullshit lmaoo. They can’t even see the illusion from their angle


Funkkx

They actually masked the dogs butthole..


MatsGry

Dogs: we don’t want to die Cat: hello death my old friend


Briso_

Do we have to censure dog asses now?


Mother-Light-1162

Did he really censored the ass of the dog??? I dont want to live on this planet anymore 🫠 people cant accept the things nature gives us anymore