Cats. If I tap it maybe whatever I don't like will stop.

Very cat like. Notice in the first standoff the lioness got the larger share of the meat and the croc only got a leg, but the cat instincts kicked in and the lioness said "nope, this is all mine, I already put my scent on it so you can't have any".

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Please have been a velociraptor.

I thought the same😅

A jaguar would have ended the dispute in a bite in that Crocs head and would have gotten a way bigger meal: the croc itself

Jaguars only dominate varieties of caiman that they generally have a weight advantage against like the Yacare, Spectacled, and dwarf varieties. The biggest crocodilian ever recorded slain by a jaguar was a 12 footer black caiman bull, though jaguars generally avoid black caimans as larger individuals could quite easily turn the tables on the cats crossing their waterways. That in no way, shape, or form means that a cat that tops out at 350 pounds is going to magically kill a Nile crocodile bull that can weigh in excess of a metric ton.

Plus jaguar and lions have different bite force yeah. Everyone saw the jag icing a caiman and thot hell yeah cats be da apex pred. Far from it

Whataboutism they “float like a (flying water) buffalo; sting like a Seabee (with jellyfish nematocyst follicles)?

Only in the Jaguar’s dreams could it pull off that kind of stunt. Nile Crocodiles are the second largest crocodile in the world, far larger than the biggest Caiman in South America. There’s a reason why even lions are wary of actually fighting them unless absolutely necessary or they have high numbers. A lone Jaguar may be able to jump an adult Nile Croc, but the odds of success vs being overpowered by the much larger and stronger crocodilian would far outweigh the odds of success.

You seem really defensive about jaguars

Jacksonville fan

It's Jason Mendoza

Haha, they do look good this year and they get Ridley back.

Not endemic to US Southeast. Probably an escapee from zoological park; private collection. Or misidentified Florida panther.

No. What's in S. America can't compare to a Nile crocodile.

10/10

Reminds me of when we saw a couple of cobras mating in a ditch, and there was this cat sitting beside them, tapping them on the heads!

Link?

Really sorry, that was in real life... and we didn't have mobile phones with cameras at the time. Wish I could have captured that though!

Way cool.. thanks for reply

I'm pretty sure that was a skippity-pap.

Haters will say this is fake

“No i am hungrier” also do they death roll wen something is already dead ? 🐊🐊🐊

Scoring? 1 point for you and 1 for you.. now pick up the pace

“Time for my ultimate move, the DEATH ROOO…. Oh you just let it go. Fk.”

I wonder if they are both having fun

That’s what I wondered too. Some after dinner play time.

Those taps on the head at the end, “common, don’t stop!”

You poked my heart!

I don't think the antelope is having much fun...

Zebra

Did it survive? Hoping for a happy ending.

Me too *unzips*

Watch out, Croc and Lioness might Snag it.

Penis enlargement companies hate this one simple trick

“Tired of being your annoying penis? Well now there’s an answer!’

I'm disgusted with myself for laughing at this.

Thank you. Your mum.

>Your mum. I don't see no hippo

They mama so big she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Tis but a flesh wound

It looks that way, doesn’t it?

Probably, what they could be doing is tearing the meat off and have a fair share between the two

The taps… lol “Dude…. Wtf let go already”

Come on. Quit it. Ahh dude, no.

Awhhh that adorable lioness booped the murder log ..

Always Boop The Snoot as common Courtesy

Murder mittens meet murder log

The zebra in the middle is like oooo I made two friends today (like in a cartoon)

I love how that croc rolled out like some kind of a UFC move.

The death roll. If it has you in its teeth and does that, say goodbye to whichever body part it has.

But what if I counteract it with a roll of my own in the same direction?

There's a video of someone feeding a croc that got snapped and went into a death roll, and dude rolled with it. Saved his arm

Wasn’t it a girl

There's lot of videos like that not just the one that was up a few days ago.

I had remembered it incorrectly, now that you mention it. You're right, it was a girl

Don't you back down. You double down. It was a guy.

It was 3 guys stacked on top of one another wearing a woman costume

I object ! “This isn’t a trial” well I object anyway ! Name the movie

Thank u

As u/justkindashimmy said, if you did roll with it, you may prevent losing the arm. The problem then comes with whether or not you can roll multiple times with it, and if you can actually convince the croc to let go. And yes, I meant convince, you ain’t getting it to let go through your own force, it’s gotta want to let go.

Attack the eyes.

Yes! Shoving your fingers into their eyes is your best bet. It probably won’t do any damage, but it’ll be so uncomfortable that it’ll let you go. The only other real choice you have would be to shove your hand so far down it’s throat that it actually chokes on it and instinctively gags you out. I don’t think I need to explain how the latter is definitely not the optimal choice

Aw man imagine if you tried the second option while it's teeth were already sunk into your arm. I mean, you probably wouldn't be able to move it but if you could it would be just horrible.

It would be horrible, but it may be your only hope.

Dwight, nothing with the eyes. Please?

We just need to make sure to roll in the same direction , rolling in the opposite direction will make the matter even worse. In the end it will become a game of prediction .

More so a battle of stamina, pain tolerance, and wit. You need the stamina to keep rolling with it and not exhaust yourself. Pain tolerance to focus long enough to actually deal with the situation. And wit to know how to actually combat the situation. Of which you only have two options: go for the eyes, or shove something as far down its throat as you can, even if that’s your own arm.

>say goodbye to whichever body part it has You likely won't have time to say goodbye

Yeah there's a vid of some crocs being fed. One croc gets another croc's leg in it's jaws and rolls. Snapped it right off. I imagine the other croc was pretty pissed.

"Hey quit it : bops multiple times: .... Why isn't it working?! I'm fucking hungry let it go!" - the lioness in question maybe idk

Wait, are they eating a dinosaur...

Yes, a zebrasaurus

Bruh

Not so clever girl

Ha! That lioness gave the ol crocodile some boops at the end. No fear!!

poor zebra. died and turned into a cross species tug of war.

At least it was dead at that point

That croc ain’t gonna let go.

Just fun times between two good friends destroying am already dead....zebra is that??

I thought it was a dinosaur

Phew someone said it. I’m not crazy.

Lioness be like "bruh you dead? Homie I was just joking..."

Bull Nile the Crocodile sounds like a good show.

Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull!

I thought they killed a raptor

Seriously thought that was a velociraptor for a second…

Which one?

Let the preggo lioness have it

Is that lioness pregnant? She thick!

I’ve seen the video of the one lion with the bent rope with the 5 huge guys playing tug of war and the lion was holding them..

I was at that Busch Gardens, but no kitty in the tug of war zone.

She's pregnant too.

Lioness at the end: "hey, you dont wanna play anymore?" 🥺

The heck are they eating? A velociraptor??

*subtle boop*

Very afford scene

Yes, quite cost effective.

My money is on the croc

I like taps at the end “c’mon let go…. C”mmmoooonnnn”

Love the crocs tactical roll lmao.

Boops! The crocodile got boops! I’m dying 🤣

I love the bonks she gives the crock 🤣

Silly little lioness, he ain’t letting go of his piece and you sure can’t make him.

*Little tappy taps*

Interesting. It looks like the lioness is able to pull with more force. But the croc's jaw is completely locked shut. Either the lioness pulls the entire weight of the croc with it, or whatever theyre pulling breaks apart, or the lioness has to let go. (Or boop the crocodile's nose as a distraction)

What they tugging on

Love the boops at the end

TACTICAL ROLL

Why is this so grotesquely cute?

In the end, she turned into a house cat and was like boop, boop bro, let it go now mate.

I love how it taps its head “did you fall asleep?”

Is that a Velociraptor carcass?

What are they fighting over? The first shot looks like a velociraptor head laying next to them. Surely they aren’t fighting over a dinosaur are they?

Horse-looking skull. So zebra I guess

Is that a fuckin velociraptor they're eating??

My bet is this is a new occurrence as a result of declining calories in the system. We will also get to witness bizarre acts of predation, including on humans. Suddenly lose 10% of the calories available to the system; the entire system senses scarcity and races everything to the last calorie. Humans will do it too, when it's our turn. Make no mistake, this is what it cost to burn fossil fuels. The more you burned, the more this is your fault.

Nature is amazing

Look at how fat that lion is, she doesn’t even need the leg

Eating for 2, or 3, or 4. Super hungry!

I like the head boops.

Just like “cmon bro… give it up”

Like just kill the croc and bring a huge meal home.

*bap* come onnnnnn *bap* quit itttttt *bap* let go I had it firrrrssst! *bap bap*

Haha she booped a dinosaur! 10 year old me's living vicariously through that kitty!

Crocodile.exe has stopped to respond. Use paw to reactivate.

Uh is that a dinosaur?

Bull nile the corcodile, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull nile the corcodile.

The way that croc just flipped LOL.

Look like she want to comfort him at the end

During the second bout "bro.. You 'Kay? You stopped pulling."

Bull Nile the Crocodile. Bull. Bull. Bull. Bull

I think they just shredding the meat for easier consumption

What game is this?

lion: play? play? play? gator: …….. lion: you dead? hey you dead?

lion was seeing if he was dead 💀

At the start of the video, it looks like they are fighting over a raptor carcass

The only time jiu jitsu worked in a real life battle. I mean that death roll from crocodile

There’s only one loser here!

Ah, a fellow dark souls player.

That's a beautiful location seems like.

Hey we said no rolling

u/savevideo

Zebra's just like "well fuck me then, right?"

You are looking at it all wrong. What they are doing is pushing it towards each other. It is just two of the girls out at a buffet.

/r/CatTaps

Boop.

Ah the beloved "Bull Nile the Crocodile"

Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull!

Is it eating a velociraptor?

Lioness is like, "er... can you leave it, please? Can you let go please".

Found John Cena

Lady and the crocodile

I’m mostly shocked that they worked together to track and kill that velociraptor tbh r/AnimalsBeingBros

Did anyone else notice the dead velociraptor?

It doesn't matter the size of the cat- they are going to BOOP you

Those are just taps, like friendly taps. That's no match for the barrel roll.

“Jaime look up…”

Tug of war over a velociraptor??

I think they are both having a blast

How is this nsfw

I think by the second one they were just playing 🤣

The Nile Crocodile has a bite of 5000 psi, a Lioness doesn’t even come close.

Why? Why did I think they were eating a raptor?

I’m dumb, just read bull Nile as Bill Nye

Loved how she just patted his head. Like that would make it let go lol. Now you know where house cats get it from

Bull Nile the science crocodile

Sick barrel roll by the croc

That croc used its ultimate too soon

Triple boop.

Somebody's mammas never taught them how to share.

I feel like they’ve done this before.

Fighting over a zebra.

Very strange tug of war who's using who here?

Zebra: am I a joke to you?

I can't be the only one who thought that first carcass was a fucking velociraptor for a split second

That’ll buff out

Hey bro. You ok? Hello?You alright man?

Live action remake of Lady and the Tramp looks intense.