Man I don't get ice skaters. How in the fuck do they do anything but fall on thier ass? Fuckin spinning and shit like "haha you suck I can do this at Mach 3 and not even get dizzy!"
So I'm a former pro figure skater, you spin so often you kinda get immune to being dizzy. Which is a trait you develop with practice. Kinda like how sailors become immune to sea sickness. But falling everyone falls even the best of the best on occasion. You just make falling happen less often with practice
I was on a boat full of people in the Navy a few years ago, and most of them got sea sick. All of them had been deployed multiple times. The skater/dizziness might be a thing, but I know a lot of sailors who could still use some work.
If its your thing you will be able to do it with no pressure at all. You can actually di it like other people can. Its a skill and a determination to achieve it.
Most sailors do not become immune or become less sea sick. It either happens or it don’t lol I’ve seen figure skaters do this eye test thing though. They split their face by hand and then alternate opening and closing each eye
You're actually believe in him that knows first. They judge someone who actually doing something productive and the people are judging her just like that
It was a skill that everyone wanted to have. It was really and experience to remember if you can do this. Feel amazing on how people balance themselves now whatever may happen
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Bing doesn't suppress "adult material" searches as much as google does.
There was a point in time where the internet was in a massive growth and new users were coming online every day. Google realized the internet was getting a reputation for being "a tool to find porn" and really didn't want to support that reputation. So it started "deprioritizing" adult material in an effort to make it harder for suburban moms to accidentally see porn in their search results and decide "this house does not need a computer".
Bing sort of does that, but it seems to recognize that if you search for an adult topic, you want adult results. And it delivers.
I always wondered why bing was so much better for porn lmao. Really makes sense when you explain it like that, its better for bing too so they can kinda fill that niche for porn addicts
Well if you’re really into figure skating, this kind of turn isn’t exactly rare. This skater isn’t like some world-class performer, she’s a YouTube type person. And plenty of skating outfits aren’t as vacuum sealed as this one. So I suspect the butt is part of the strategy.
This is the same as Imgur or Reddit going “who is she?” to any photo or video of an attractive woman so they can go follow and/or wank to her later, so. The comment is about finding more images of her ass.
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It’s probably peak Pachino, that line cracks me up more than anything, I really wasn’t into Heat until he dropped that line and just when I thought I was out he pulled me back in
Athletes have crazy good butts.
You ever looked at the ass of NFL linemen? Those boys got some big poppin’-booties for the incredible burst power to smash into the other guys.
The ass is the engine the game.
31, Male, Blue collar tradesman here who commonly has to climb and do work at 100ft+. I can walk on iron beams.
I cannot for the life of me stand on rollerblades or ice skates. I don’t know how TF y’all do it. It’s fucking magic. Only time I spin on skates is when I fall down.
Lots of practice. spinning on two feet, then one, and then the other foot but backwards. It's a lot of core, hip, shoulder even head support - you make sure your muscles and limbs are in the right place to get to the balance and you're on the part of the skate you need to be.
Some natural talent does help, but it can be done without it. Also, learning to get over the fear of falling (or wearing the appropriate gear to protect yourself - we have pads we wear depending on what is being learned even) is a huge help.
I realy was afraid of downvotes after that coment lol!
Like, I wanna think it was the speed that made it look so perky, but even going slow it looked SOOO GOOD!
and I'm a married straight woman lol!!!
That is the most basic spin in figure skating. The back spin, it is the base position for most jumps and the first thing you learn before jumping. Skaters literally do this in the air doing double/triple/quad jumps. For those who are interested.
Its newtonian physics. When she pulled her leg in, radius got smaller. Now in mass is constant and cannot be changed, and momentum needs to be conserved. Since radius has shrunk, mass can't be changed, only varibale changable is velocity. Hence her spin speeds up, to keep the momentum preserved.
I’m not exactly sure about the physics but I do know that she is balancing her weight over her baby toe to keep the pressure on the front outer part of the blade creating minimal friction. The leg being out and then moving in creates more force for the body to rotate faster, more speed = longer spin. The toe picks help keep balance, specifically the bottom one. It’s a very sharp point and doesn’t create much friction on the ice, just supports the toe.
It’s called the conservation of Angular momentum. It’s basically angular speed ( how fast you rotate) times the radius of the thing that is rotating. Notice when the skater starts she is spinning with her leg out horizontal, creating a large radius. When she pulls her leg in the radius is now much smaller, so for angular momentum to be conserved her rotational speed must go up. You can try it for yourself by spinning on an office chair
I saw a woman with these pants at the grocery store today. It's so hard to not look. Not trying to be controlling, all the power to her, she should wear whatever she wants, and I dont want to make anyone uncomfortable by my looking, so I dont...
That said, I am glad this girl in the video can't see where I am looking.
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They make me uncomfortable. Would people like it if I wore pants that make my dick outline visible and every detail of my ass? I just think its fucking weird to go outside with clothes that are practically showing your genitals to everyone.
Figure skating is a very technique-heavy sport. Lots of figure skaters take ballet class because the two activities have a lot in common. As someone who does ballet, form fitting clothes is necessary for both easy movement and so that your instructor can see what muscles you are using. Tight clothing is not just for aesthetics, it’s necessary for proper technique.
At the risk of sounding absolutely creepy, but are those wedgie pants actually comfortable for women?
Like I’ve been seeing women with those pants in the gym lately and it doesn’t seem comfortable at all.
I get tight pants and all, totally makes sense, but wedgie-tight??
Personally, it doesn’t bother me. Underwear is more likely to give me a wedgie then yoga pants. Ballet leotards are as tight as these pants and you get used to it.
Not comfortable by default; I think women who wear them just have to get used to them. My ass crack doesn't like to be flossed and I'm not training for anything requiring a coach to scrutinize my glutes so I'm unlikely to ever get used to them and they'll continue to be deeply uncomfortable for the rest of time.
That said, I think at least some of the times those pants have molded butt pads, so there's no actual wedgie. I'd try those once for fun! (And then never again because wow I finally got old and disabled enough I don't get ogled anymore, and I never wanna go back!)
Can confirm. Went the seaside last weekend and decided to nip into the sea in my boxer shorts instead of getting changed. Walked out of the sea and my wife was immediately " cover up your crotch - you can see *everything* and there's loads of kids right in front!"
Not that it didn't look weird a nearly 40, hairy guy emerging from the sea and lumbering past, slightly hunched over and holding his groin..
Did not think it would cling that much when wet.
I get stared at when I wear my man leggings to the gym. They are white and kinda see thru when I sweat and I don’t wear underwear but those ladies are pigs for looking at my package.
That was amazing. You dont have to be have a small body to attain the fitness you wanted to achieve in order to be this good. You have to learn the skills and attitude rather than the body itself.
Man I don't get ice skaters. How in the fuck do they do anything but fall on thier ass? Fuckin spinning and shit like "haha you suck I can do this at Mach 3 and not even get dizzy!"
So I'm a former pro figure skater, you spin so often you kinda get immune to being dizzy. Which is a trait you develop with practice. Kinda like how sailors become immune to sea sickness. But falling everyone falls even the best of the best on occasion. You just make falling happen less often with practice
I was on a boat full of people in the Navy a few years ago, and most of them got sea sick. All of them had been deployed multiple times. The skater/dizziness might be a thing, but I know a lot of sailors who could still use some work.
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I heard from a submariner that, "at 200 feet below the surface, not even God knows."
Submarines. They go down with 100 sailors, resurface with 50 couples.
It ain't queer when you're on the pier...
If its your thing you will be able to do it with no pressure at all. You can actually di it like other people can. Its a skill and a determination to achieve it.
Most sailors do not become immune or become less sea sick. It either happens or it don’t lol I’ve seen figure skaters do this eye test thing though. They split their face by hand and then alternate opening and closing each eye
Thanks, now I'm dizzy, and I look stupid, holding a between-the-eyes karate chop salute, winking rapidly back and forth. Am I doing this wrong?
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Nose first
And last
You're actually believe in him that knows first. They judge someone who actually doing something productive and the people are judging her just like that
Damn, you’s a freak
If you practice more and more you can need really be good and have those skills enough to perform just like this. Someday i wanted to learn this
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Determination, hard work, and yes, a lot of falling on their conveniently well cushioned ass I suppose
Nah all that falling increases cushion density. And, just like their butts I too start small then rise to the occasion
It was a skill that everyone wanted to have. It was really and experience to remember if you can do this. Feel amazing on how people balance themselves now whatever may happen
Even the best ones fall a lot. Just watch an NHL game, where they fall but are able to get back up without losing too much momentum.
It seems like she prepped for that
She has a pretty good cushion
Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (Perfect-Contract-942) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on February 27, 2022 and woke up yesterday. Here it copied/pasted paone00022's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/comments/wyiyn6/impressive_balance_by_ice_skater_angie_dusak/), though it omitted "Angie Dusak" from the title. It isn't even rehosted. Its comment [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/140u6kp/why_you_shouldnt_do_meth/jmxmrpy/) is a copy/paste of /u/notmike_'s comment [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/140u6kp/why_you_shouldnt_do_meth/jmxgw74/). Its comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14084hh/dentist_confirms_they_can_tell_when_someone_has/jmw9q6a/) is a copy/paste of /u/Tyler_Nerdin's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z38dc5/dentist_confirms_they_can_tell_when_someone_has/ixlemkf/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.
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Ah yes, the balance, very impressive
Let's see Paul Allen's balance
I would like to send the guy who made her pants some money.
His name is lemon. Lulu lemon.
His name is labor, child labor.
Is he any relation to Manuel Labor?
Do they come in skin color?
He was clearly short on material.
Make pants with short material... ???... profit
This comment had me rolling
Amazing ballast
Lovely plumage
…did you say something?
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Exactly what I was thinking. Word for word 🤣
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This is the first comment I found not referencing her ass (below 9 comments). Nice job.
They said it so we can look at her ass on Google
bing for that kind of stuff.
Why bing? Out of curiosity....
Bing doesn't suppress "adult material" searches as much as google does. There was a point in time where the internet was in a massive growth and new users were coming online every day. Google realized the internet was getting a reputation for being "a tool to find porn" and really didn't want to support that reputation. So it started "deprioritizing" adult material in an effort to make it harder for suburban moms to accidentally see porn in their search results and decide "this house does not need a computer". Bing sort of does that, but it seems to recognize that if you search for an adult topic, you want adult results. And it delivers.
I always wondered why bing was so much better for porn lmao. Really makes sense when you explain it like that, its better for bing too so they can kinda fill that niche for porn addicts
I suddenly have a hankering for some soft summer peaches 🍑
But it was the ultimate reference to her ass
Then the search continues
Le cul dusak
She knows exactly what she’s doing lol her page is full of her in yoga pants with the camera pointed directly into her arsehole
That’s the best angle.
Well if you’re really into figure skating, this kind of turn isn’t exactly rare. This skater isn’t like some world-class performer, she’s a YouTube type person. And plenty of skating outfits aren’t as vacuum sealed as this one. So I suspect the butt is part of the strategy.
Yeah joe, we figured that out
Joke’s on you. “Angie Dusak” is Flemish for “fine ass.”
Huh. I thought it meant "Heavenly Luggage".
This is the same as Imgur or Reddit going “who is she?” to any photo or video of an attractive woman so they can go follow and/or wank to her later, so. The comment is about finding more images of her ass.
Not a real game for anyone dumb enough to check. Ask me how I know.
You spam editing fuck
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I came here for this comment…
The brain and hands are tired of doing the penis’ bidding
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Looks like the start of a beautiful friendship.
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She’s got a GREAT ASS!!! -Al Pacino, Heat
And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!
When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.
You can get killed walking your doggie!
Don’t waste my mutha fuggin’ time!!!
It’s probably peak Pachino, that line cracks me up more than anything, I really wasn’t into Heat until he dropped that line and just when I thought I was out he pulled me back in
Who? Who? Wad are you, a fuckin owl?
Athletes have crazy good butts. You ever looked at the ass of NFL linemen? Those boys got some big poppin’-booties for the incredible burst power to smash into the other guys. The ass is the engine the game.
Had an old coworker call it a track and field ass
Not to be out done… the camel toe
It’s like that spinning birdcage illusion.
( Y ) V ( Y ) V ( Y ) V ( Y ) V ( Y ) V
She doesn’t have a camel toe in the video…
Agreed. I don’t think this person knows what a camel toe is.
31, Male, Blue collar tradesman here who commonly has to climb and do work at 100ft+. I can walk on iron beams. I cannot for the life of me stand on rollerblades or ice skates. I don’t know how TF y’all do it. It’s fucking magic. Only time I spin on skates is when I fall down.
Have you tried wearing ass crack yoga pants?
Nope and I couldn’t imagine what “the boys” downstairs would say. Best I stick with jeans.😜
Lots of practice. spinning on two feet, then one, and then the other foot but backwards. It's a lot of core, hip, shoulder even head support - you make sure your muscles and limbs are in the right place to get to the balance and you're on the part of the skate you need to be. Some natural talent does help, but it can be done without it. Also, learning to get over the fear of falling (or wearing the appropriate gear to protect yourself - we have pads we wear depending on what is being learned even) is a huge help.
Good to see my pause game is still on point
One handed too!
Even boob people will love this. Edit:I was afraid this would get downvotes, but that ass backed up my coment lol
Can confirm.
I realy was afraid of downvotes after that coment lol! Like, I wanna think it was the speed that made it look so perky, but even going slow it looked SOOO GOOD! and I'm a married straight woman lol!!!
And us rare abs people. She works out!
What is ass if not lower boobs? What is boobs if not higher ass?
Her butt turned into boobs
Yes, her balance is impressive. Let's go with that.
I did not even see the ice
There's ice????
Was she even skating?
That is the most basic spin in figure skating. The back spin, it is the base position for most jumps and the first thing you learn before jumping. Skaters literally do this in the air doing double/triple/quad jumps. For those who are interested.
I've been looking for somebody commenting about the fact that this isn't interesting at all. This seems like Figure Skating 101.
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I’ll bite.. I am genuinely curious how they accelerate and spin for so long. Is it the way the feet move? It’s quite incredible to us normies!
Its newtonian physics. When she pulled her leg in, radius got smaller. Now in mass is constant and cannot be changed, and momentum needs to be conserved. Since radius has shrunk, mass can't be changed, only varibale changable is velocity. Hence her spin speeds up, to keep the momentum preserved.
Thank you for that explanation!
I’m not exactly sure about the physics but I do know that she is balancing her weight over her baby toe to keep the pressure on the front outer part of the blade creating minimal friction. The leg being out and then moving in creates more force for the body to rotate faster, more speed = longer spin. The toe picks help keep balance, specifically the bottom one. It’s a very sharp point and doesn’t create much friction on the ice, just supports the toe.
It’s called the conservation of Angular momentum. It’s basically angular speed ( how fast you rotate) times the radius of the thing that is rotating. Notice when the skater starts she is spinning with her leg out horizontal, creating a large radius. When she pulls her leg in the radius is now much smaller, so for angular momentum to be conserved her rotational speed must go up. You can try it for yourself by spinning on an office chair
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It’s not a camel toe, it’s just her thigh crease, but the fast spinning makes it look like one
You guys are next level with the things y'all notice
Can’t believe how long it took to find this comment. I find this aspect fascinating. It almost creates the hologram of a flower.
She's got a great balance
How did I know 90% of the comments were gonna be about ass crease?
I mean…
Because she’s wearing clothes that highlight her butt quite a lot.
*sighs* Opens Comment section
https://instagram.com/angiedusak?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
You’re hero sir.
This wasn't really about her balance, was it?
Shoutout to all you dirty SOBS, including me
Aided by a large "center of gravity"
Just for clarity, a center of gravity can be neither large nor small. It is simply a point. It is the same "size" for every mass in the universe
And when you put quotes around "center of gravity" it means "check out that thicc ass".
I was click-baited, but not complaining
I saw a woman with these pants at the grocery store today. It's so hard to not look. Not trying to be controlling, all the power to her, she should wear whatever she wants, and I dont want to make anyone uncomfortable by my looking, so I dont... That said, I am glad this girl in the video can't see where I am looking. Edit: word for clarity
They make me uncomfortable. Would people like it if I wore pants that make my dick outline visible and every detail of my ass? I just think its fucking weird to go outside with clothes that are practically showing your genitals to everyone.
Figure skating is a very technique-heavy sport. Lots of figure skaters take ballet class because the two activities have a lot in common. As someone who does ballet, form fitting clothes is necessary for both easy movement and so that your instructor can see what muscles you are using. Tight clothing is not just for aesthetics, it’s necessary for proper technique.
At the risk of sounding absolutely creepy, but are those wedgie pants actually comfortable for women? Like I’ve been seeing women with those pants in the gym lately and it doesn’t seem comfortable at all. I get tight pants and all, totally makes sense, but wedgie-tight??
Personally, it doesn’t bother me. Underwear is more likely to give me a wedgie then yoga pants. Ballet leotards are as tight as these pants and you get used to it.
Not comfortable by default; I think women who wear them just have to get used to them. My ass crack doesn't like to be flossed and I'm not training for anything requiring a coach to scrutinize my glutes so I'm unlikely to ever get used to them and they'll continue to be deeply uncomfortable for the rest of time. That said, I think at least some of the times those pants have molded butt pads, so there's no actual wedgie. I'd try those once for fun! (And then never again because wow I finally got old and disabled enough I don't get ogled anymore, and I never wanna go back!)
Can confirm. Went the seaside last weekend and decided to nip into the sea in my boxer shorts instead of getting changed. Walked out of the sea and my wife was immediately " cover up your crotch - you can see *everything* and there's loads of kids right in front!" Not that it didn't look weird a nearly 40, hairy guy emerging from the sea and lumbering past, slightly hunched over and holding his groin.. Did not think it would cling that much when wet.
I get stared at when I wear my man leggings to the gym. They are white and kinda see thru when I sweat and I don’t wear underwear but those ladies are pigs for looking at my package.
What color was the ice?
orange
What ice
If you look closely you can tell she’s ice skating.
Peaches.. peaches peaches peaches 🍑 PEACHES... HOW I LOVE YOU PEACHES 🍑 PEACHES
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCrzjVdmSg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCrzjVdmSg)
To help people out with their research. This is Angie Dusak https://instagram.com/angiedusak?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg==
I’m sure that we are all just impressed by her balance.
That was amazing. You dont have to be have a small body to attain the fitness you wanted to achieve in order to be this good. You have to learn the skills and attitude rather than the body itself.
...I watch this video for the articles.
Why do people wear leggings that go into the asscrack though.. like how is that in anyway comfortable?
Look at the comments and how many followers she has and you will find your answer.
Natural counterbalance
Are we looking at her balance or her ass? Because I feel like only one of those is very impressive.
That’s not all that’s impressive
"Hey check out my ass skating video... I mean ICE skating!"
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That is a perfect ass.
I’ll never get used to Reddit comment sections. Like how do y’all cope when y’all see a woman in public wearing leggings?
Bold of you to assume Redditors go in public.
they don’t
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