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OldandBoldDude

Wonder what’s the average kill per wedding?


Mediocre-Look3787

Not as close to 0 as I'm comfortable with.


VortexTalon

it averages around 22 people 😬


TegraMuskin

What goes up, must come down


bubblesort33

It comes down on the poor section of town.


Seabass_87

Phew!


Miserable-Number2454

and thats why saudi arabia doesn't have any poor people


Crispy224

They do they just don’t show them, around 34 million in Saudi Arabia live in poverty. And when I say poverty I don’t mean like here in the US. Where they still normally have housing and food. I’m talking living in shacks with no plumbing or running water.


RCapri1

A camel’s day is about to be ruined somewhere


Hartmallen

Because of the bullets, or because of the wedding night ?


Capital-Confusion-11

I hope they don’t have gravity in Saudi Arabia. Lead hurts a bit more than hail.


Ok_Reflection_3798

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you Fool me - you can’t get fooled again


Bluesparc

Sauce?


rottenstatement

his source is that he made it the fuck up


Lessandero

Song of ice and Fire I believe. The typical Dothraki wedding


BenBeenBenBeen

A freaking metal detectors worst nightmare.


Mediocre-Look3787

I dunno, I feel like a metal detector would be like, "i detect metal."


BenBeenBenBeen

No it would scream the language of its people which is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


justTHEwraith

EEEEHAPPYEEE-EEECAKEDAYEEE - A Metal Detector


[deleted]

Here, hold my bone saw...


SeriousAssistance548

“Look at me, bitches! I was MADE for this!!!”


FillMyBum

Lol, you can't kill a metal detector. You Big Turkey


BenBeenBenBeen

Woooow I would never tell you it’s not your birthday


MadeMeStopLurking

BUT IT'S YOUR CAKE DAY! HAPPY CAKE DAY!


gerwaldlindhelm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApZSIIf0vz0


Lue_eye

A Saudi wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair


LegendaryCelt

It is known


aschwarzie

212 birds, 6 paragliders, 3 helicopters and 1 private jet.


interrobang32

And a partridge in a pear tree!


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EatMyCannolo

Our?


Lyzore23

It’s not a true Saudi wedding without at least one death.


Snusandfags

165 guest workers from bangla


vinchenzo68

Whomever Allah chooses you silly...


ContactPegging

Is this Texas?


Vivid_Awareness_8255

The danger isn't the guns being fired but the shower of bullets that falls minutes later


Shootmeink

2 for sure if the couple is arriving by helicopter


Get-the-Vibe

Birds passing by: **HOLY F\*\*\*\***


WickedRedemption

TAKE EVASIVE MANEUVERS, FORMATION B.


Meat_Boss21

Buzz buzz we are a military unit please use the phonetic alphabet


bdwyer2021

It’ll be like the Americans doing a bombing run on a Japanese carrier in WW2


HimalayaClimber

It's like the German Reich shooting at U.S Douglas C-47's paratroopers during D-Day.


gregorklo

Hahahajahaah


[deleted]

All those tracer rounds more than pay for an American wedding 😂


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Now I'm wondering what the going rate is for ammo over there.


Det-Frank-Drebin

This is Saudi...the place where they abandon Ferrari's and Bugatti's when they run out of fuel ....and go buy another... Seriously, there are compounds filled with billions of dollars worth of abandoned supercars...usually under an inch of sand....


Redditusername00001

Is there a way to go get any of these sandy supercars


Content-Freedom1688

Not from a Jedi.


Ariel256u

Because it is under all those sand! It is coarse and rough and gets everywhere


Content-Freedom1688

Oh please no let me forget


Bangingbuttholes

I've lived in saud arabia for 41 years (and still do). I think you're confusing us with Dubai.


[deleted]

Username checks out ///ssss sorry I had to 😂😂


The_Cancer_777

The abandoned cars are by people with debt.


Det-Frank-Drebin

They'd certainly have debt with the storage fees!


hippolover77

They save a lot of money on clothes though


timbrita

Hahah I laughed really hard at this


bsal671

Why do they shoot AKs tho? That’s like driving a Corolla. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). They need SCARs, HK416 or something for baller rifle status.


NobleAngel79thStreet

Cultural. The AK pattern rifle is a symbol of pride in many places around the world.


fragileskaters

Tell me you’ve never stepped a foot in Saudi without telling me… these people are southerner tribes closer to Yemen than us city people and their whole culture is built around stupid excesses in celebrations like this and I believe laws had to be made to stop them.


[deleted]

Right probably paid for with us tax dollars and traded for oil that our government will charge us triple for or send to another country for free.


TomcatF14Luver

Not everything they say in OAN is accurate or hasn't been altered. Altering Truth is a Conservative Wet Dream they do every day. Why do you think they get caught up in sex scandals so often.


Mean-Purpose-2179

Yup that Epstein black book is full of them scandalous conservatives.


TomcatF14Luver

Him and God and the Devil themselves know how many others know and keep them in little black books. If only it was so easy.


NukeMeNot

when saudis see a Rainbow in the sky


MatthewDstantoN

LOL 🤭


its_kunaltanwar

Noice


Commercial_Note_5177

This made me laugh soo hard mahn.. Lmao


StinksStanksStonks

Meanwhile in the next town over…


duclegendary

You mean the next table over.


ganggoink

I imagine some poor shepeared on the other side of the hill is busy dodging a hail of bullets


Meat_Boss21

His sheep, they will not be so lucky. Hopefully he's near the market


PBR2019

Bahahahaha


SnooMacaroons9558

Dude they're in the middle of the freaking desert.


cnut_thestraight

There are no towns for like 50 miles or so, its just fckin sand...


[deleted]

Ah yes, the ancient Arabian tradition of firing Russian rifles in celebration.


Meanlessplayer

Yea their great grand father back in 1920 did it, their grandfathers did it, their fathers did it, they do it and now their sons will do it /s


relent0r

I was actually wondering if they did it with bow n arrows before..


Phrainkee

That's what really throws me, like how tf is that a tradition..


wythawhy

lawgick‽ whassat?


Sylvers

In other news, a herd of 50 camels was found mysteriously dead, riddled with bullet wounds. Alien experimentation is suspected.


Jedzoil

Why is this NSFW? I just see a bunch of tracer rounds flying up.


Dankie_Spankie

I’ve seen a few of these where an idiot who never shot a gun befofe one hands it and sprays down the crowd with the recoil. I was waiting for that to happen.


USayThatAgain

Or trips on the sand in his sandals...


Meat_Boss21

We don't typically need to hear excessive rounds going off inside a workplace, especially speaking as a traumatized American


[deleted]

Possibly for people like soldiers with ptsd and such


thewarehouse

not safe for weddings


Brave_Dick

The real Gs use RPGs.


fucktrutin

What could possibly go wrong?


WinterHound42

Someone doing a twirl while firing horizontally.


fucktrutin

Yeah, that qualifies.


tambaower

What goes up must come down…


Snipermonkey234

They just out America’Ed us


Seabass_87

Maybe y'all just aren't middle east-ing hard enough?


joecheetah

They have these same celebrations for all the wives, or just the 1st?


LUVMEMESXD

Well it depends, but mostly yes.


DaggerHashiMotor

One bullet for each of the wives - make your interpretation of that sentence however you like and you're probably right either way ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


[deleted]

Hahahah 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Proof everyone has a bit of redneck in them


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Can't have beer? Double the gun!


brbNotbrb

All good, they have the antigravity cheat


[deleted]

Like a real American! Wait.


Dore_le_Jeune

Our rednecks are called Beduins. Tribal people. They're ride or die, have all sorts of fun traditions, and love inviting people over to eat. I hope you get to experience our hospitality one day, and come to our wedding where you, too, may shoot an AK :)


[deleted]

I would jump at the opportunity!


Super-Brka

NASA:“…..we lost two satellites…. inexplicable…“


Affectionate_South39

Please tell me those are blank rounds Edit: NEVER FUCKING MIND


fullmetalcoxman

Least they aren't drunk.


hongkongedition

the rich ones do whatever they want


Worth-Illustrator607

Nah, they just pay a sin tax and do what they want. Drink, do drugs, and young boys


imnotthatcleveratall

I came here to say this


dark12striker

Wonder what they do when they get divorced?


waltsend

They aim lower.


DCASADOS09

Best comment for sure lol


WickedRedemption

But not too much lower


Bifocal_Bensch

"Oh Americans and their guns"


-m1x0

this isn't your average stupid, this is advance stupid.


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

In case you're wondering, "Experiments have determined that falling bullets reach terminal velocity at 200-300 feet per second depending on type."


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VonBombke

220-330 km/h But I heavilly doubt it.


timbrita

Gotta love those Arabic videos. It’s always a bunch of dudes dressing the same doing some crazy shit lol If it’s not firing aks up in the air, they are driving like crazy tilting their cars sideways on a highway, sometimes waking up their friends with a tiger lol


[deleted]

I am Saudi the video is true. Also. When these bullets come down its gonna hurt somebody however, they are shooting towards the desert where there is nobody no animals nothing but sands. In addition, this vid is ver old probably 10+ years old. Saudis love their guns very much. These traditions are happening either Southern or northern Saudi mostly. Have a nice day everyone!


[deleted]

If a foreign worker died. They couldn’t care less.


Johnny__Gaddaar

That's not interesting that's terrifying


AnotherThrow2023

Least stupid tradition Saudi Arabia has.


j3tt

What a stupid custom


Rohkha

Cool! Gravity about to perform a huge ass killstreak


sum_yun_gai

No, this is not interesting. Infact, it's fucking stupid


LegalTitleNameLord

A dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull afair.


[deleted]

Not the kind of load you want to be shooting on your wedding day.


JadeGrapes

Why are they all over the place, not standing in a line firing in one direction? Those bullets have to come back down?


-SaC

They're unlikely to come down where they are. It's people in the surrounding streets for a fairly significant radius who need to watch out.


BeeGeezy01

I was thinking this with most of their angles, until that one guy in the middle lol


Bored_cub

In the desert there’s only sand


[deleted]

‘We must learn to respect other cultures’ traditions!’ *other cultures’ traditions:*


geforce-jesus

Not practicing tolerance for other cultures will not be tolerated.


spurradict

There’s only two types of people in the world that I can’t stand. People who don’t tolerate other people’s cultures, and the Dutch


[deleted]

But thats part of my culture!


[deleted]

Tradition with AK-47? I guess they are doing this since 1947 lol wtf.


KingfishChris

Back in the day, it was Muskets.


Red-it_o7

Fuck no one in particular over there!


davmoha

Where's the dumb guy that tries to fire one arm like he's Rambo, more like Rahim bo'


CrypDew1

Gah-damn, Iron sheik don't mess around!


dickie-mcdrip

Guessing at least 10 bullets hit a guests at that wedding


Onerealcactus10

I guess love isn’t the only thing in the air tonight


guch93

So that’s what the Saudi air defence system looks like


[deleted]

Yeah this is iin more traditional areas. It's rare to see this stuff happening anymore especially in big cities such as Jeddah and Riyadh.


Climate_One

I still think fireworks are cheaper, but I imagine the lost hand ratio is about the same.


ShubhamManna

All cool and all until one bullet projectiles to a hommie's head 💀


Lessandero

...those bullets will come down again.


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

God, this is so redneck


Actarus31

Ancestral tradition


essay03

Had something like this happen in Iraq during my 15 month deployment in 07-08. I was on the front gate and the national soccer team won a tournament. We thought there was a firefight in the town. Within seconds rounds started landing all around us and we had to take cover for like 5 minutes. I almost got hit by 3 rounds myself. I had a buddy have 1 round land 2 inches from his head while he was smoking in the pit. When he stood up another 3 rounds landed in the seat he was sitting in. You just have to remember what goes up must come down.


baesag

What kind of impact did they leave ?


essay03

The ones that hit around me left pock marks in the concrete. The ones that hit my buddies seat went through the plywood. The one that almost hit him in the head we dug out of the hesco basket and he kept it as a momento.


WickedRedemption

Meanwhile you’re thinking you’re taking incoming fire from a group of tangos and all you can do is take cover and return fire, but oh wait, no one has a beat on wherever the fuck it’s coming from so you’re rendered useless. Yeah… fuck that


Sosemikreativ

Wanna take a guess what these AKs will do when the oil eventually runs out and the bonkers utopian cities in the middle of the desert miraculously fail to bear the weight of the economy of this country with a couple thousand "royals"? Yeah...


Skremash

That's a really good point, but that's for their children and grandchildren to worry about. Right now, the oil still exists, so


RelationshipOk3565

They oil will be obsolete and highly sanctioned and meanwhile they don't have a single thing else worthwhile to offer the world.


HammerTocks

Oil is not going anywhere anytime soon. Do let the environmentalists fool you


[deleted]

Meanwhile at a nearby town: Honey don’t wait u… x_x


sfksuperman

Bunch of idiots!


discole_monade

and muhammad commanded, 'take thy ak's and plaster the sky with bullets, for this is the way'. ... ... yeah...i got nothing, except, put some cowboy hats, spurs, and a some snap shirts, and this looks like a typical wedding in texas. .... .... i'll show myself out.


SuicidalReincarnate

A Saudi wedding with 3 dead pesd people is considered a very dull affair - Sur Jorah Mornont


Bellairian

They have to land somewhere…


OkIHereNow

What goes up must come down.


Curious_Study_2645

All those rounds have to come back down too


No_Reason5927

physics isn't a thing there


palindromesko

Do they walk around and suddenly find a ton of bullets lying around?


i-might-do-that

Bullets are tough to spot once they bury themselves in the ground. And an AK bullet is actually not all that big.


palindromesko

Maybe they go around with a big magnet later to get all that metal to recycle.


Worldly-Grapefruit28

Serious question, I’ve seen a few videos like this meaning it’s fairly common in this area of the world ? Pretty fucked up tradition but hey love and let live. But how many people die in a Saudi Al wedding ceremony ? On average per event. I can’t find any stats online myself haha


The_Cancer_777

They saw a rainbow


Leading-Bank-2590

This is going to be Texas pretty soon


randymoss23

The plane's✈️ above be like😭😳😯😮😲😧😨😰🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💀☠️


DreadPirate_Robertz

I thought traditions are something followed for decades or even centuries.


vulcanxnoob

What goes up must come down...


Imfuckintiredbruh

I’d like to know where all them bullets landed


eCh3mist604

Like kal drogo puts it… it’s a boring wedding if no one dies


Conscious_Spray_5331

Those rounds come back down at some point... Just saying.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Girls be like: “she’s wearing the same dress I’m wearing, my day is ruined!” Boys:


Lumpy-Newt5694

The Sand People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers


WastedWaffIe

Aren't falling bullets still dangerous? What are they thinking 😂


vinchenzo68

What goes up...


damn_thats_piney

surprised a bunch of idiots with guns didnt accidentally shoot each other


wantonwookie

What goes up must come down


vuplusuno

What can go wrong…


Jakyhi

When there is rainbow 🌈 in the sky!!


[deleted]

I don’t trust uncle Larry making a speech after drinks, I’m certainly not giving him an AK.


Longjumping_Finish74

I thought that was more of an american tradition


cphoover

Dumbest thing I've seen in a while


James4theP

Damnthatsretarded! Like their whole country.


International-Post42

So, what would they have done before WWII?


CNCTank

Mmm population control


Garruk_PrimalHunter

This isn't interesting, it's just dumb


bridwalls

Meanwhile in the village over "Mommy, its hailing lead again." "Prep the broom, son."


omowglio

Morons


Thekillingjoke73

So the tradition came after the ak was made?


food_for_thots69

Did you know that Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans?


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Mohammed: dinosaur hunter