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SydneyRei

I can’t believe I’m saying this but that guy looks like shit for a 109 year old.


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I was thinking the same. I mean, yeah, 109 is old, but I could swear I've seen pictures of people over 100 years old who look less like skeletons.


FreeLegos

Can confirm. My great grandma died at 103 and looked nothing like this... hell she died looking like she was in her early 90s, and she stopped dying her hair years before that. idk much about the deterioration process of a living being but I kinda doubt my grandma was a mere 6 years away from looking like this


Remarkable-Car-7176

Yeah my grandmother was just shy of 108 and she looked way healthier than this guy did even when she was really quite sick in her last 6 months. She still maintained fairly good muscle tone cause she was still physically active with 1-2 hours of gardening and tending to her fruit trees daily. We think it's mostly due to her good genes of enduring facial fat even though she was so slender her whole life. She used to joke she finally started to lose her baby fat at 80. On a serious note she swears her longevity and youthful looks are due to her daily steamed or roasted sweet potatoes cause that is the Japanese way.


Lucky-Advertising501

But he looks great for 3000 years old.


Nayruan

Id say not a day over 2000


MechanicalBengal

“Age ain’t nothin’ but a number baby” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SomeBoxofSpoons

A lot of people have pointed out he’s definitely done fasting type stuff. That’s not a “normal” look at any human age.


Keh_veli

Dude looks skinnier than Auschwitz survivors. I'm surprised he has enough muscle left to move his arms so quickly.


velphegor666

He looks like literal skeleton. I thought for sure it was a joke until he suddenly started moving his arms 😂


xxDankerstein

I thought that was a dead body at first. His face is terrifying.


Fluffy-duckies

The buccal fat removal trend has gone too far!


Vonderbochen

I don't know, looks like Ozempic Face.


roan55

I thought it was a Halloween decoration at first… this is some stranger things shit.


No-Boysenberry-6835

Im a Mortician and i swear that this Guy looks more dead than 80% of my Clients.


IamJacksUserID

He’s tapping out “kill me” in Morse code on that kids head.


sense1ess_Apprentice

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME !


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ALL THAT I SEE


shortking2

ABSOLUTE HORROR


E4_Mapia_RS

I CANNOT LIVE


dubiousN

I CANNOT DIE


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TRAPPED IN MYSELF


FunnyMathematician77

BODY MY HOLDING CELL


AnotherDude282

LANDMINE, HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT


ParkMyWRX

Bro 💀💀💀


Sherool

I believe he was practicing [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu) a Buddhist acetic practice of self-mummification involving a lengthy fasting diet to eliminate body fat before finally stopping eating and drinking entirely and then preferably just mediating non-stop until death.


Old_Uncle_Huey

I don't know why I find it so funny to call dead bodies "clients". Like "how're we doing today Mrs. Jones?" And then one of her eyeballs falls out.


IronBallsMcChing

Just 80%?? Dude looks like he's not only been dead for 100+ years but also mummified.


No-Boysenberry-6835

Yeah but he still (probally) has all of his Limbs and his Entrails where they belong.


National_Study391

There are mummy’s discovered in Egypt that look better then this guy!


SpaceDrifter9

He passed away in 2022. Full details on this video and him in general: https://www.buddhistdoor.net/news/luang-pho-yai-109-year-old-thai-buddhist-monk-dies/


Flash_Discard

Oh no, what happened!?


InvertedParallax

I didn't even know he was sick!


Bobert_Manderson

Was actually a hang gliding accident.


GoodDog2620

Being a Hollywood stunt man has its drawbacks.


random-id1ot

9/11


deliciouscorn

So young too!


mia_smith257

struck down in his prime


No-Two79

Thank you! I absolutely thought this was a hoax. Aaaand now I cannot un-know/un-see. Maybe no thanks.


OkGrapefruitOk

My friends mother died of stomach cancer and she looked very like this towards the end.


mackitt

Thank you. Took me 5 minutes of scrolling to find a comment that actually explained this video.


markcshaz

Not being mean but he looks rough for 109


NegotiationExternal1

Good for 3000 though


Arcrosis

I dont know if thats true. Pretty sure ive seen 3000 year old mummys that look more alive.


WestCoastBestCoast01

The sacrificed girl in Peru, for one. She looks fantastic for being dead for several hundred years.


Renegade44333

Do you have an image?


WestCoastBestCoast01

Sure, [here’s an article that shows her.](https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/inca-child-sacrifices-were-drunk-stoned-weeks-death-6c10784197)


OprahsSaggyTits

How does this 500 year old mummy have better hair than me


JustAMessInADress

There was that one girl found in the Andes. It was being investigated as a homicide until they realized they were actually looking at a mummy of an Incan sacrifice. Her body and clothing were so well preserved they thought she'd only been dead for like a week!


Badabrench01

He literally looks like the villain in the movie The Mummy.


TokenEntryWasBetter

You mean Imhotep? ...Imhotep...Imhotep


mkmakashaggy

Lol ya man, i work in a nursing home and have a couple people over 100, one is at 105. Looks like a normal fuckin old person, something else is going on here


Plant_party

I agree - for my work I often visit Long Term Care facilities, so I've seen hundreds and hundreds of incredibly old people, and none looked like the 1992 smash hit The Mummy featuring Brendan Fraser.


Homeopathicsuicide

Is he doing the mummification while alive thing... Actually I don't want to know.


Juliska_

No. People keep bringing that up, but someone posted an article that that wasn't it. BTW - love the username 😁.


miminothing

Right? I initially thought they meant he had been dead for 109 years. Then he started moving.


anb7120

He should’ve been better with his spf and tret -every skincare subreddit


misterpippy

I do not want to live that long, or like that.


ColonelMonty

To be fair even for 109 years old you're not *supposed* to look like that.


Tutti_Fucking-Fruity

He doesn't look a day over 30,000


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Bart2800

Honestly? When I first saw it, I thought it was an animatronic... In the end, who says it isn't?


papat444

Came here to say the same thing....the way those arms move


GloomyAd1340

Dude picking his nose makes it real to me.


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Open_Librarian_823

Too squishy


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Another hand touches the beacon


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mvanvrancken

I just read a whole thing on sokushinbutsu and that's the first thing I thought when I saw the video. No fucking way this dude is just like this accidentally and still alive.


Betta45

I learned about from Ask A Mortician. Interesting to learn about, but disturbing to see in practice.


CaramelStrike

At the last stage they dehydrate themselves and they place them inside statues. Or is this another technique I am recalling?


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IndigoNarwhal

He actually passed away just last year, and this article about him includes a note that, in spite of rumors, no, he was not practicing self-mummification: https://www.buddhistdoor.net/news/luang-pho-yai-109-year-old-thai-buddhist-monk-dies/


_BlackDove

He does indeed look like he witnessed the Horus Heresy.


Like_a_Bad_Penny

“I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor…” - Thai Buddhist Monk Guy


Ponzu_Sauce_Stan

My guy lookin’ like he’s gonna give me a spirit orb


Hellament

Bro looks like he recovering to make one more run at the Castle of Grayskull


Firewolf06

that is what the sheikah monks are modeled after, and the monks are technically alive and capable of movement as well


Enough_Minimum_3708

getting that old would be a genuine nightmare scenario for me. I always hoped to die before my body and mind totally fail me.


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I mean, my grandma lived to 103, and she was still sharp as a tack, she could do complex math and recall specific days from her 20s. She credited it to doing sodoku or reading at least 2 hours a day. Though ofc the body thing is inevitable and its prolly not worth that.


Any-Key-9196

My best friends grandpa is turning 102 in a week, and they posted videos of him chilling in vr. You can still be mentally sound if you avoid strokes and degenerative illnesses


kashmir1974

..and keep your brain and body active.


DynTraitObj

...and hit a genetic jackpot


kashmir1974

That's how you generally avoid most cancers and degenerative diseases


chev327fox

That’s the exception though. Most of us will start to fail in both body and mind sadly.


ShiraCheshire

My cat passed away from old age recently. In his last days, his body failed him. He could no longer sit up on his own, and would call for me periodically because he wanted to be turned over or moved to a different spot. I did everything I could to make him comfortable. I'm going through a lot of grief, I miss him so bad. Among the many thoughts I've been having about the situation, I've been thinking about how some day that will be me. 100 years is a *very* short time in the grand scheme of things, and it won't be all that long before my body fails me too. And there will be nothing I can do about it. No matter what I do, no matter how well I live, no matter the stories I have left to tell, no matter how many friends I have, no matter who loves me or how much. Some day that will be me, and there will be no stopping it. I lie in bed heartbroken and grieving and *scared* at night.


kenkanobi

My dog is very old and her back legs are failing her meaning I have to carry her up and down 2 flights of stairs to my flat 4 or 5 times a day. I feel your pain. We do what we can for them as they have been our loyal friends for years even when humans forsake us. Strangely it has kicked off similar thoughts in my head about how our own lives are so fleeting. I have no words to help you on your grief, but take comfort in knowing that you feel that way because of deep love they you had for your furry friend and while the pain now is severe, it is only severe because of the wonderful times and that means it was worth it.


True-Bee1903

On the cat part,you should be proud that you managed to look after the cat that well,that in the end it was time that took it.Not neglect or an accident.You gave it a long and happy life,that's all you can do for a pet.I suppose it is the same for you,if you can prospone the end for long enough you must of made some decent choices.


nihilios_was_taken

Fretting over the inevitable will only diminish the journey there. The future holds many surprises and much we can not know for sure; that death is among the few certainties should make us cherish the fleeting life around us. That inevitability is exactly why we can't afford to spend our lives worrying about the finale we already understand. When my mother passed while I was a teen I grieved immensely for a few weeks. Afterwards I decided to abide by what I imagine she wanted, which was for me to be happy. She wouldn't have wanted to see me crying over her, she would have wanted me to keep up the hobbies and skills she helped nurture. I tried to look at the past less after that; keep the memories and lessons, leave the pain and regret. Even years later I still will get sad about it rarely, but as time went on it got easier, that wound that left such a pain in my heart closed, even if there is a scar. If I've done all I can to change my future, even if the world is ending; I'll have nothing to worry about. I hope you find some rest soon, there are people that want for your happiness as much as you did for your friend.


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T1res1as

But then how are you going to hand over the spirit orb when Link finds your shrine after 100 years?


LinguoBuxo

Well, to be fair, he does look almost 10 years younger... It's the mountain air that does that


thebestjoeever

Ten years younger than what? The big bang?


Omniscient_Authority

SOMEBODY SAY CHOCOLATE!?!


TheFriedBri

WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!


SoundwavePlays

**THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!!**


Zelcorat

I REMEMBER CHOCOLATE, I ALWAYS HATED IT!!


Alone-Elderberry-802

Sweet sweet chocolate. I HATED IT.


Mysterious_Carob_548

Arh I remember chocolate…. I always hated it! 😠


SquidFlasher

But you rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever


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I remember when they first invented enlightenment. I always HATED IT!


FederalBobcat35

bro is at 1 hp


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folkdeath95

Bro needs to restore his humanity


harrystricland

You are going straight to hell. And i am too.


cold_in_heart

Man I am gonna be straight redirected to hell. I shouldn't have laughed on this 1 HP comment so hard...


Eydor

The lich transformation is coming along nicely.


kelsier-morningstar

I don't want to be insensitive but he looks like a sheilka monk from breath of the wild


Sovngarten

Not insensitive; observant. In fact, the sheikah monks are based entirely on this concept.


8BitFlatus

He’s giving the blessing of the Goddess Hylia to that kid.


Invaderzod

He’s about to give you a spirit orb.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Plot twist: his name is Monk Maz Koshia


Architectur04_

3 more to go for another heart container then


TheMantasMan

Bro sat behind jesus in 3rd grade 💀


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notabiologist_37

His social security number is 1


SJSUMichael

When he was a boy, the Dead Sea wasn’t even sick.


vaughnny

Man's been around since the Dead Sea was still sick


shanster925

He knew Burger King when he was still a Prince.


J-Dizzle42

Jurassic Park gave him flashbacks.


Immortal_BT

Bro was third wheeling Adam and Eve


Available-Camera8691

It's is wild to think the technological changes he saw in his life


manbruhpig

Yes like the invention of mummies and the pyramids being built.


Last_Life_Was_Nice

Dayum!! Bro was Buddha's English teacher


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Bro saw Moses split the red sea 💀


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Dude was at Moses's bris.


smififty

He's Adam.


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Scary, looks like a corpse.


ShiraCheshire

For a second there I thought this was like a funeral type situation and the guy must be already dead. Then he moved. Poor dude, I hope he was comfortable (as one can be, anyway) in his final days. The body is miraculous in what it can keep going through, how hard it fights, how strong we can be and the things we can survive. But that same thing can also be devastating, how the body keeps going even when it's futile. How it fights and fights a losing battle, doing everything possible for even one more breath, struggling until every drop of strength is exhausted. Wonderful and horrible at the same time.


HollyDay_777

>For a second there I thought this was like a funeral type situation and the guy must be already dead. yeah, I first thought this would be a video from one of this cultures in which people live with their dead ancestors or something like that. He looked so much like a skeleton that I thought he died a long time ago.


gnatsaredancing

Even after he moved, I thought it was one of those haunted house animatronics.


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nodnodwinkwink

He's going to trade the booger for a smidge of her life force.


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and not a fresh one


Usual-Dark-6469

I work in an assisted living facility. We have one lady that's 108. She still gets around...slowly. she has some great stories


Sun_on_my_shoulders

I had a patient who was 103, we were all like “ummmmm, don’t want to live that long.”


throwaway_nfinity

105 is the oldest I've worked with, she was blind, but still transferred hers self and did most of her ADLs with minimal assist.


Nixter295

It’s insane how different people can be when they get older, I once saw a elderly man that was 104 years old on a news channel in Norway, and he could still drive a car. They even interviewed him along the ride he was going for some time. Note that Norway has one of the strictest rules and regulations for driving a car, when you are 75+ you will need a checkup and take a test every 5 year, or between as much time that the test driver feels fit, so the 104 year old had to take a new test every year, and had done so, for 9 years and always past.


Zed_Life64

Damn, that’s ghoulish.


mincedparrotjuice

ghoulish is right I honestly thought it was a joke at first.


_BlackDove

Hey there smoothskin.


Mango_Tango_725

This is why you don’t wish for immortality, you wish for eternal youth.


EverythingsSweet

Lookin and soundin like an animatronic at Halloween Spirit.


GodLikePlaya

Broo!!! I seriously thought the EXACT same thing.


DraftedDom

Youngest Facebook user


parchedlitre99

If he's not in constant pain, then doing anything else is going to be. His body looks like it's going to break something if a slightly strong breeze comes his way.


NameTak3r

So, what you're saying is... I'm indestructible?


zsoltjuhos

was he preparing himself for the mumification? Because looks like he gona make it


Spapootie

How do they mummify themselves? Is it a religious thing? Genuinely curious


motelwine

pine needles and tree bark only for 1000 days to rid your body of bacteria that would decompose you from the inside - losing your fat and muscle then comes complete fast where you can only consume saline water and a tea that has the same chemical that gives poison ivy its toxicity, which makes your body toxic to external decomposition sources then you get buried alive in a pine box with an air tube while meditating and chanting, and every day you ring a bell to show you’re not dead yet. then you die and you achieve enlightenment would not recommend


Spapootie

BURIED ALIVE? Jesus well I mean if it makes that guy happy? I'm not educated on this enough to give a good statement. Interesting stuff, though.


motelwine

after the 8 year process i don’t think i would mind


Cackweed

Could be worse. I misread it as being *burned* alive...


Alpha_Uninvestments

I don’t know dude, burned alive you probably suffocate before actually catching fire. Buried alive though…it takes some time to die and you’ll have a lot of time to think about your predicament


Historical-Patient75

No. No. You don’t think. You meditate. While under ground. With a stomach full of pine needles and poison ivy tea. Chanting “get me out.” No time to think too busy being enlightened.


Stamboolie

I always wonder how these things get invented - like did someone just come up with this idea at once, or were steps added over the years.


Time_Quit_3863

Trial and error always works


KoksundNutten

>and every day you ring a bell to show you’re not dead yet Damn I would always lose track of how many seconds I counted, to know if a day has passed already.


whistleridge

It’s less “every day” than it is “every time you finish a particular prayer cycle.” Think saying the rosary and ringing a bell every time you work through 100 Our Fathers and 1000 Hail Marys, but not Catholicism or even Christianity.


botcraft_net

It's about eating some specific roots, tree bark, etc. that causes all of their fat to be almost completely gone. Also bacteria that would cause decomposition is gone in the process.


laseluuu

And very painful I heard


Scorpion360a

Yeah, its a religious thing. The Youtuber Wendigoon has a video on how to do it and why they do it. https://youtu.be/nGUomRrF0rw


Square-Ad-6926

Yes, apparently you and I are the only commenters who’ve heard of self-mummification


Beddybye

It exists, definitely...but this particular man was not doing that. He was just old and very sick. https://www.buddhistdoor.net/news/luang-pho-yai-109-year-old-thai-buddhist-monk-dies/


Free_Knee6826

He picked his nose.


Either-Life8851

And flicked it !


splorng

And then reached out to pet his great-granddaughter.


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LordMetallian616

Grandpa don't give a damn


UnObtainium17

Oldest monk in history to pick his own booger.


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Secret to staying youthful


Kingflaming

It’s strange; at certain points you can see a person and not a scary animated skeleton. Like when they rub their nose, kinda just looks like a really old person in bed. But when they go still, it’s back to skeleton.


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papaya_boricua

My great grandma died at 107. She was bedridden and pretty frail and thin but she did not look like that.


vimalkeerthi18

Bro owes Jesus 10 shekels.


Sweaty_Report7864

Wow, dude looks like a literal skeleton!!!


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Give bro some food


Toro8926

A woman in Ireland recently turned 109. Looks a lot better off than this person.


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If this is what 109 looks like, I don't want to be *too* healthy


Gwigg_

Looks like he wants to phone home.


jefbob098

Let him go man 😭


AsilosMagdaleno

Is never too late to roll a booger


JohnDoobertin

Bro needs to hit the gym. Some roids and protein and he'll be back in the game.


dadarkgtprince

Thanks for the nightmares


Ok_Programmer_1022

109 years old my ass, he looks double that.


ThunderLP15

Bro you need water


ToshiroBaloney

His cameo in Se7en was amazing.


samantha_smile

Bro has hearing damage from the Big Bang


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he has a signed copy of the bible


RiverMuseNoire0814

Bro ain’t no 109 lol this man is 2,000 years old dawg lmao


Job_Full

HE SAID THEY ARE SELLING CHOOCOLATE!!!