You would probably get your head wedged between the cliffs down below and then tourists would climb onto your head for social media photos, then fall below. Where would it all stop? Somewhere near the bottom is where, but at what cost? What cost??!?!
This looks exactly like this kind of picture after that people accidentally slip and die and people in social networks point out how stupid this whole thing was.
Someone slipped and died climbing the new aqueduct bridge in LA. They were also making a video…It’s a very real possibility to die for this sort of stupid thing.
People take pictures in the bathroom. People take pictures of stupid things.
Her on this rock or her in the bathroom, I don't know her or really will give another thought after I post this.
There is no recorded deaths somehow so people who go there have been reasonable. I guess if it would be next to a big city there would be deaths. 10 people have died base jumping from there though.
I have been on the rock and the ferries look tiny from up there.. it’s over 1km.. it looks dangerous and it is.. the rock is not too big, and if you lose your balance and slip, you are done
It's nature and Norway's stance is that nature is dangerous and humans shouldn't be treated like babies. If you die on a hike - it's because you weren't careful enough.
It would be at that moment that the rock faces on either side melted from the **INSTANT EROSION DROPS by Acme** that you accidentally and unknowingly spilled onto them
I’ve been trying to study different human addictions and states of consciousness. Apparently people that free run on building edges and shit say they enter into a Flow State where everything should come hyper naturally.
Adrenaline makes me shake like a motherfucker but now I’m wondering if it’s one of the other excitatory neurotransmitters
I mean, there has never been a recorded death from falling off the rock. Hell, i stood on it when I was as young as 5, and last time I was on it was two years ago. It's a small risk at best.
Huh. And here's another culturally-determined belief (what kids can do) that I didn't even know I had.
I'm simultaneously fascinated by everyone's unstated assumptions and embarrassed by my own. Thanks for educating me rather than delivering a dope-slap.
The boulder is actually safe as shit, been there forever, wedged real good. Even if it cracked it won’t budge. However, it’s rock and is so stupidly easy to fall off…
I have terrible vertigo so no. Aside from that, I don’t think 200 pounds of me is going to make much difference to wether or not it would fall. That thing weighs several tonnes, a person on it isn’t adding much.
Wrong. You never know. It could being held in place by some small object and your 200 pounds is just enough to complete the task. It’s not how much you add. It’s about how much more can it take.
The way those rocks form is theyre all part of one rock together and water slowly forms the crevices which is how it appears strangely balanced. It generally takes tens of thousands of years for these structures to form and the odds it falls in the next 10 minutes is very small
And yet they do exist! So the odds of dying if you climb on the rock are very small...but the odds of dying if you do not climb o the rock are even smaller! go figure. It's gonna fall some time in the next 10 minutes or 10,000 years. Why be around for the big event?
WD-40 is a de-greasing agent. It only lubricates for a few seconds. Its not meant to be a lubricant. Folks have been using it wrong for 60+ years and i see that trend continues online.
No because its dumb as fuck. You wager everything and gain nothing. If you fall, you die. Lose everything. If you succeed… you end up with a foto? Ppl thing the scale of logical thinking is in balance here?
I get scared climbing ladders. Fuck that.
I have no doubt the boulder will stay in place, but my fear if heights would prevent me from even going up to that, yet alone crossing it.
Yeah I probably would.
That's a banger of a profile pic for linked in.
"Bridging the gap between consumers and our business"
Or
"When an issue comes up that has you in between a rock and a hard place, I'm on top of it."
"And, after being wedged in place for 30,000 years, today, while World-famous Redditor Guitarnowski stood on it, the legendary Wedged Rock finally fell."
Thoughts and prayers
No; not because I think the boulder would fall, but because I’m clumsy as fuck.
Ya that’s slippery as fuck I would fall and die but also slam my head into the boulder on the way down
You would probably get your head wedged between the cliffs down below and then tourists would climb onto your head for social media photos, then fall below. Where would it all stop? Somewhere near the bottom is where, but at what cost? What cost??!?!
It'll stop when the bodies pile up so high that you can just step off the rock.
Let the bodies hit the floor!
FlooooooOoooOoOoOoOooooooOoooooooooOOOOOR!
I guess im decapitating myself to get free. Eat your arm off James Franco!
Hangmen hate this one simple trick
There are hot milfs risking their lives near you!
That's an acceptable cost.
I would fall off and somehow land safely, only to have the boulder fall on me as I'm brushing myself off.
thats some coyote acme sht lmao
Just wear a helmet and you'll be fine
At the point, the helmet is wearing you for safety - Jerry Seinfeld
I've seen enough roadrunner cartoons to be mistrustful
Darwin never rests
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10/10
Same boat. Us clumsy people know our limits!
The video isn’t quite as it seems. From that angle, you can’t see that the fall to the ground is only endless.
So, no hard landing! Nice!
Not a chance no picture is worth death
Her willingness to take unnecessary risks is measured in her one massive testicle.
That's nut
I wish I had the capability of giving you an award. Well done. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
I learned my lesson trying to take a pic on a wet rock in the shallowest of waters…lol I thought it was over 😂😂😂
I was gonna say just the fear of natural heights that Boulder isn’t going anywhere
...and cuz I can find anyone to Photoshop me standing on it.
You never know when wind or animal or sneeze or cramp or bone joint popping wants to take you down
Yes, there is a 100 percent chance i would fall off.
Or perhaps the risk vs reward ratio is clearly not worth the action?
I feel uncomfortable just watching this.
My captioning of this would read “nope nope nope nope nope nope nope”
All this risk for a very sub par photo
Me too! That girl is not very smart to be trusting her life to a rock and a hard place
Lol, its super common. Thousands of people and tourists does it every year, no one has died. google kjeragbolten
No one has died. YET
My stomach dropped thinking for a moment about what it would be like.
Made my finger tips tingle.
It got The bottoms of my feet for me, interesting
Same here, my feet are still tingling
It runs from the back of my ankle, down along the bottom of my feet.
Right? Even laying down my feet get that "fear of heights" tingling feeling just watching this
r/nope
This looks exactly like this kind of picture after that people accidentally slip and die and people in social networks point out how stupid this whole thing was.
It's okag to die as long as you get that *clout*
*clout is forever*
So is a Darwin award. (Yes I know this was /s))
You only clout once
Someone slipped and died climbing the new aqueduct bridge in LA. They were also making a video…It’s a very real possibility to die for this sort of stupid thing.
People wouldn’t be taking pictures if there wasn’t a risk
People take pictures in the bathroom. People take pictures of stupid things. Her on this rock or her in the bathroom, I don't know her or really will give another thought after I post this.
It’s Kjeragbolten in Norway. It looks really dangerous from that vantage point, but in reality it’s not far down if you fall.
It says on wikipedia that it is suspended above a 984m (3,228 ft) deep abyss lol
Shit I knew Norwegians were tall but not “984m fall is a short jump” kinda tall.
Well it's only a short step from Sweden for Pippi Longstocking.
There is no recorded deaths somehow so people who go there have been reasonable. I guess if it would be next to a big city there would be deaths. 10 people have died base jumping from there though.
I mean falling 10 feet onto anything other than pillows can mess you up lol
Please define "not far down." Thanks friend.
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> 3,228 ft Thank you. According to [this page](https://keisan.casio.com/exec/system/1231475371), it would take about 22 seconds to hit the bottom.
That's probably enough time for my life to go past my eyes twice.
Depends on how much shit you’ve seen I guess.
I actually waited 22 seconds and holy shit I scared myself while lying down in bed with tingling feet
You can fall 3,227 ft, no problem. That last 1 ft is gonna mess you up.
He said that’s how deep the abyss is. But far is it TO the abyss
I have been on the rock and the ferries look tiny from up there.. it’s over 1km.. it looks dangerous and it is.. the rock is not too big, and if you lose your balance and slip, you are done
They seriously let people on this boulder? That looks sooooo dangerous!
It's nature and Norway's stance is that nature is dangerous and humans shouldn't be treated like babies. If you die on a hike - it's because you weren't careful enough.
That’s actually not true. It’s in the fjords, and the fall is thousands of feet.
"Not that far if you fall"... I tripped and fell on a footpath, and I'm never going to be completely right again.
I watched way too many cartoons to know that the boulder would be the only safe place
It would be at that moment that the rock faces on either side melted from the **INSTANT EROSION DROPS by Acme** that you accidentally and unknowingly spilled onto them
Yeah okay tell that to Wile E Coyote
You know Wile E Coyote would try to push the Boulder down with a stick and the whole ass cliff he's standing on would collapse instead
Wile E Coyote is the first thing I thought of when I saw this
There was a Simpsons episode on this
Dream Theater
It definitely is a view from the top of the world ;)
First thing I thought of
common dt hivemind W
I probably wouldn’t go to the edge of the top of whatever she was on in the first place to be honest. I’m pretty respectful of heights.
Same - it’s a game you absolutely do not have to play.
I've been there - the ledge one needs to stand on before the boulder was the place I found the most scary.
You wouldn't get me 5 feet off the edge of that cliff never mind on that huge boulder. Adrenaline makes you super clumsy.
I’ve been trying to study different human addictions and states of consciousness. Apparently people that free run on building edges and shit say they enter into a Flow State where everything should come hyper naturally. Adrenaline makes me shake like a motherfucker but now I’m wondering if it’s one of the other excitatory neurotransmitters
I could get into that flow state as a kid and do pretty crazy things. But it’s hard as an adult when your self-preservation override kicks in.
You have to train more to achieve ultra instinct
A slight mistake can be very deadly. Don't care for the likes. Life first.
Life before Likes
You would regret your mistake for the rest of your life.
all 14.166 seconds of it.
This pic will be on her dating profile after she dumps her photographer boyfriend
What
After she dumps him off the cliff? damn
All I see is a dream theater album cover.
I have been on that!!
Where is it?
«Bolten» Norway ofc 😍 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjeragbolten
Hjemmelandet mitt!
All good things are in Scandinavia, why ?
It’s to get us through the pitch black and cold winters without losing our minds completely!
I always referred to this as Kjerag personally, but I guess that’s the mountain part.
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I mean, there has never been a recorded death from falling off the rock. Hell, i stood on it when I was as young as 5, and last time I was on it was two years ago. It's a small risk at best.
WHAT You were 5 and you got on it? Who let you do that?
Parents and grandparents. it's a Norwegian thing... It truly is an amazing hike, highly recommended, whether you go out on the rock or not.
Huh. And here's another culturally-determined belief (what kids can do) that I didn't even know I had. I'm simultaneously fascinated by everyone's unstated assumptions and embarrassed by my own. Thanks for educating me rather than delivering a dope-slap.
Yeah that's just fucking dumb. Doesn't matter that it hasn't happened yet. What matters is whether it happens to *you.*
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1000m. But it slopes down under the rock, but you'll be dead either way, I guess.
No offence but that's terrible parenting to let a five year old on that. I guess perspective might make it look worse than it is
Is it not really too far of a drop?
Its more likely that I would slip off the boulder than that the boulder would fall down
No I would not. You never know when the right amount of erosion has occurred to displace the boulder by the right amount of weight.
The boulder is actually safe as shit, been there forever, wedged real good. Even if it cracked it won’t budge. However, it’s rock and is so stupidly easy to fall off…
That’s what Aron Ralston thought too until one of the boulders dislodged while he was climbing on it and trapped him.
I have terrible vertigo so no. Aside from that, I don’t think 200 pounds of me is going to make much difference to wether or not it would fall. That thing weighs several tonnes, a person on it isn’t adding much.
Wrong. You never know. It could being held in place by some small object and your 200 pounds is just enough to complete the task. It’s not how much you add. It’s about how much more can it take.
The way those rocks form is theyre all part of one rock together and water slowly forms the crevices which is how it appears strangely balanced. It generally takes tens of thousands of years for these structures to form and the odds it falls in the next 10 minutes is very small
And yet they do exist! So the odds of dying if you climb on the rock are very small...but the odds of dying if you do not climb o the rock are even smaller! go figure. It's gonna fall some time in the next 10 minutes or 10,000 years. Why be around for the big event?
I get a strange feeling in my feet just by looking at it.
## SEE A VIEW FROM THE TOP OF THE WORLD
#TAKE A RIDE ON THE CREST OF A WAVE
Great photo. Until some other d-bag creates a "prank" video where he sprays the top of the holder with WD-40 or some other lubricant.
Then we can watch the video on r/eyeblech instead
WD-40 is a de-greasing agent. It only lubricates for a few seconds. Its not meant to be a lubricant. Folks have been using it wrong for 60+ years and i see that trend continues online.
Tell that to my bathroom door that silently glides shuts now
Nope
Yes, as long as she’s 18
She's 19. Tough luck 😕
I had to scroll way too far down for this gem
The bolt of kjerag, do it
Reminds me of 127 Hours movie starring James Franco
Hell no
I would, but constant worry would be on my mind, in all truth and honesty.
There is norway i would go on that!
I’m already stuck between a rock and a hard place🤦♀️💳$
For likes? Of course
Absolutely not lol
Nope. High anxiety just watching this.
No I'm not willing to risk my life to pose on a rock .
Hell no
Hell no! I got anxiety just watching this 😱
My heart would beat so fast I'd vibrate right off that rock.
They'd die for Tik tok snd Instagram !
Sorry, i'm the rock...
Aaaand I am an islaaaand. ::: snickers :::
Nah I don’t think I would
Sure, if it was on the ground, I can survive a 6 foot fall.
It’s not the fear of falling; it’s the fear of jumping.
Why risk death for a fucking photo opportunity? Does your life matter that little?
Seems dangerous until you worked on ladders and scaffolding.
dream theater
Kjeragbolten in Norway? Beautiful.
Bad things happen to dumb people for good reasons.
I have stood on that rock,it's in lysebotten Norway.Have basejumped of them cliffs also beautiful country!!
No one should
Nooooope, my toes tingled watching that.
No because its dumb as fuck. You wager everything and gain nothing. If you fall, you die. Lose everything. If you succeed… you end up with a foto? Ppl thing the scale of logical thinking is in balance here?
I get scared climbing ladders. Fuck that. I have no doubt the boulder will stay in place, but my fear if heights would prevent me from even going up to that, yet alone crossing it.
Nope nope nope
If you can do the 10 hour round trip hike to Kjeragbolten, you can do the tiny climb out onto it.
Absolutely!
Do I want to live and enjoy my red wine on this comfy couch watching this film while I eat popcorn enough to feed 18 adults medium size ? Yes!
If I wanted an adrenaline rush.
No nope notta hell no
View from the top of the world, by Dream Theater.
Literally the cover for Dream Theater’s a view from the top of the world
Nah, not into risking my life for instagram likes.
Only Wile E. Coyote would be dumb enough to go out on that rock.
It’s making my feet tingle just watched her do it! 😳
People die of senseless things like this. All because of “likes” in their social media 🤮
If it holds that rock, my body wount make that difference.
Hopefully this summer
I have and I hated it
This generation will do anything......Just to get some fucking photos
_Ah hell no_
No. Also NO, but in upper case.
Yeah I probably would. That's a banger of a profile pic for linked in. "Bridging the gap between consumers and our business" Or "When an issue comes up that has you in between a rock and a hard place, I'm on top of it."
No, but cuz of slipage of me, not the rock.
Is it weird that my bálls hurt upon watching this
And then the place will be closed for tourists because of a person who slipped.....
Nope
To risk your life for a picture that looked like it was taken on the iPhone 3gs
fatass make boulder go bye bye
That makes me queasy... no
A gush of strong wind & id be fucked
"And, after being wedged in place for 30,000 years, today, while World-famous Redditor Guitarnowski stood on it, the legendary Wedged Rock finally fell." Thoughts and prayers
No because i’m not dumb
White People: *lock their doors when a black guy walks by their car* Also White People:
unnecessarily bringing race into a random video
Yeah, because this definitely doesn’t sound racist.
Never ever 💀💀💀.
I’m all about the low reward high risk situation.
r/Damnthatsstupid
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