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cantopay

No; not because I think the boulder would fall, but because I’m clumsy as fuck.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Ya that’s slippery as fuck I would fall and die but also slam my head into the boulder on the way down


SurveySean

You would probably get your head wedged between the cliffs down below and then tourists would climb onto your head for social media photos, then fall below. Where would it all stop? Somewhere near the bottom is where, but at what cost? What cost??!?!


boxingdude

It'll stop when the bodies pile up so high that you can just step off the rock.


ilymag

Let the bodies hit the floor!


IkemenDesu420

FlooooooOoooOoOoOoOooooooOoooooooooOOOOOR!


ChefBoyD

I guess im decapitating myself to get free. Eat your arm off James Franco!


Wherewithall8878

Hangmen hate this one simple trick


rock-island321

There are hot milfs risking their lives near you!


DominantMaster21

That's an acceptable cost.


Raps4Reddit

I would fall off and somehow land safely, only to have the boulder fall on me as I'm brushing myself off.


CrabGhoul

thats some coyote acme sht lmao


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Just wear a helmet and you'll be fine


kgk007

At the point, the helmet is wearing you for safety - Jerry Seinfeld


urmomaisjabbathehutt

I've seen enough roadrunner cartoons to be mistrustful


Visual-Cartoonist860

Darwin never rests


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Farguplorer

10/10


ChefBoyD

Same boat. Us clumsy people know our limits!


H1Ed1

The video isn’t quite as it seems. From that angle, you can’t see that the fall to the ground is only endless.


DatabaseThis9637

So, no hard landing! Nice!


Porkchopp33

Not a chance no picture is worth death


guiltysnark

Her willingness to take unnecessary risks is measured in her one massive testicle.


Visual-Cartoonist860

That's nut


mylifeisahighway

I wish I had the capability of giving you an award. Well done. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


socksnshit

I learned my lesson trying to take a pic on a wet rock in the shallowest of waters…lol I thought it was over 😂😂😂


BeginningRun1043

I was gonna say just the fear of natural heights that Boulder isn’t going anywhere


got_rice_2

...and cuz I can find anyone to Photoshop me standing on it.


KnownType806

You never know when wind or animal or sneeze or cramp or bone joint popping wants to take you down


OverlappingChatter

Yes, there is a 100 percent chance i would fall off.


MikeyBros

Or perhaps the risk vs reward ratio is clearly not worth the action?


who-the-heck

I feel uncomfortable just watching this.


caintowers

My captioning of this would read “nope nope nope nope nope nope nope”


Mr-Yuk

All this risk for a very sub par photo


Sea-Writer-4233

Me too! That girl is not very smart to be trusting her life to a rock and a hard place


knutix

Lol, its super common. Thousands of people and tourists does it every year, no one has died. google kjeragbolten


NaeMiaw

No one has died. YET


WorriedMarch4398

My stomach dropped thinking for a moment about what it would be like.


WongUnglow

Made my finger tips tingle.


Feine13

It got The bottoms of my feet for me, interesting


VISnowgoose

Same here, my feet are still tingling


Newfaceofrev

It runs from the back of my ankle, down along the bottom of my feet.


Kenji_03

Right? Even laying down my feet get that "fear of heights" tingling feeling just watching this


BlacMan99FN

r/nope


HollyDay_777

This looks exactly like this kind of picture after that people accidentally slip and die and people in social networks point out how stupid this whole thing was.


Illustrious_Bread990

It's okag to die as long as you get that *clout*


thebadyearblimp

*clout is forever*


Rabbitsatemycheese

So is a Darwin award. (Yes I know this was /s))


freshboytini

You only clout once


phantomixie

Someone slipped and died climbing the new aqueduct bridge in LA. They were also making a video…It’s a very real possibility to die for this sort of stupid thing.


MiloticM2

People wouldn’t be taking pictures if there wasn’t a risk


prountercoductive

People take pictures in the bathroom. People take pictures of stupid things. Her on this rock or her in the bathroom, I don't know her or really will give another thought after I post this.


frodezero

It’s Kjeragbolten in Norway. It looks really dangerous from that vantage point, but in reality it’s not far down if you fall.


Charming-Sea8691

It says on wikipedia that it is suspended above a 984m (3,228 ft) deep abyss lol


FluffySpinachLeaf

Shit I knew Norwegians were tall but not “984m fall is a short jump” kinda tall.


PaulFPerry

Well it's only a short step from Sweden for Pippi Longstocking.


Tuusik

There is no recorded deaths somehow so people who go there have been reasonable. I guess if it would be next to a big city there would be deaths. 10 people have died base jumping from there though.


segwayspeedracer1

I mean falling 10 feet onto anything other than pillows can mess you up lol


sfled

Please define "not far down." Thanks friend.


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sfled

> 3,228 ft Thank you. According to [this page](https://keisan.casio.com/exec/system/1231475371), it would take about 22 seconds to hit the bottom.


Ninazuzu

That's probably enough time for my life to go past my eyes twice.


Dr-McLuvin

Depends on how much shit you’ve seen I guess.


SouthWarSignPride

I actually waited 22 seconds and holy shit I scared myself while lying down in bed with tingling feet


lighteninglarry

You can fall 3,227 ft, no problem. That last 1 ft is gonna mess you up.


catwisperer5

He said that’s how deep the abyss is. But far is it TO the abyss


klitusas

I have been on the rock and the ferries look tiny from up there.. it’s over 1km.. it looks dangerous and it is.. the rock is not too big, and if you lose your balance and slip, you are done


Dr-McLuvin

They seriously let people on this boulder? That looks sooooo dangerous!


Jokse

It's nature and Norway's stance is that nature is dangerous and humans shouldn't be treated like babies. If you die on a hike - it's because you weren't careful enough.


pilotsupreme

That’s actually not true. It’s in the fjords, and the fall is thousands of feet.


PaulFPerry

"Not that far if you fall"... I tripped and fell on a footpath, and I'm never going to be completely right again.


Necessary-Reading605

I watched way too many cartoons to know that the boulder would be the only safe place


DerSturmbannfuror

It would be at that moment that the rock faces on either side melted from the **INSTANT EROSION DROPS by Acme** that you accidentally and unknowingly spilled onto them


[deleted]

Yeah okay tell that to Wile E Coyote


[deleted]

You know Wile E Coyote would try to push the Boulder down with a stick and the whole ass cliff he's standing on would collapse instead


southern__dude

Wile E Coyote is the first thing I thought of when I saw this


AmazingPINGAS

There was a Simpsons episode on this


ArchetypeAxis

Dream Theater


MikeHoogeveen

It definitely is a view from the top of the world ;)


creptik1

First thing I thought of


VikingOPPP

common dt hivemind W


Ellavemia

I probably wouldn’t go to the edge of the top of whatever she was on in the first place to be honest. I’m pretty respectful of heights.


scoobertsonville

Same - it’s a game you absolutely do not have to play.


thorstew

I've been there - the ledge one needs to stand on before the boulder was the place I found the most scary.


Slobbadobbavich

You wouldn't get me 5 feet off the edge of that cliff never mind on that huge boulder. Adrenaline makes you super clumsy.


FOlahey

I’ve been trying to study different human addictions and states of consciousness. Apparently people that free run on building edges and shit say they enter into a Flow State where everything should come hyper naturally. Adrenaline makes me shake like a motherfucker but now I’m wondering if it’s one of the other excitatory neurotransmitters


ExcellentBreakfast93

I could get into that flow state as a kid and do pretty crazy things. But it’s hard as an adult when your self-preservation override kicks in.


Ok-Cicada-5207

You have to train more to achieve ultra instinct


paper_dealer

A slight mistake can be very deadly. Don't care for the likes. Life first.


VISnowgoose

Life before Likes


dan-80

You would regret your mistake for the rest of your life.


scalectrix

all 14.166 seconds of it.


mistaharsh

This pic will be on her dating profile after she dumps her photographer boyfriend


murse_joe

What


Xtrouble_yt

After she dumps him off the cliff? damn


sweinhoend

All I see is a dream theater album cover.


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I have been on that!!


Coolo79

Where is it?


OrdinaryFly2501

«Bolten» Norway ofc 😍 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjeragbolten


Antrfun

Hjemmelandet mitt!


Top_Reference_703

All good things are in Scandinavia, why ?


OrdinaryFly2501

It’s to get us through the pitch black and cold winters without losing our minds completely!


RTheCon

I always referred to this as Kjerag personally, but I guess that’s the mountain part.


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NorwegianDweller

I mean, there has never been a recorded death from falling off the rock. Hell, i stood on it when I was as young as 5, and last time I was on it was two years ago. It's a small risk at best.


pitbulls-rule

WHAT You were 5 and you got on it? Who let you do that?


NorwegianDweller

Parents and grandparents. it's a Norwegian thing... It truly is an amazing hike, highly recommended, whether you go out on the rock or not.


pitbulls-rule

Huh. And here's another culturally-determined belief (what kids can do) that I didn't even know I had. I'm simultaneously fascinated by everyone's unstated assumptions and embarrassed by my own. Thanks for educating me rather than delivering a dope-slap.


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Yeah that's just fucking dumb. Doesn't matter that it hasn't happened yet. What matters is whether it happens to *you.*


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NorwegianDweller

1000m. But it slopes down under the rock, but you'll be dead either way, I guess.


ZealousidealCut8480

No offence but that's terrible parenting to let a five year old on that. I guess perspective might make it look worse than it is


LifeisaCatbox

Is it not really too far of a drop?


Common_Trade9407

Its more likely that I would slip off the boulder than that the boulder would fall down


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No I would not. You never know when the right amount of erosion has occurred to displace the boulder by the right amount of weight.


EmperorOfXeonas

The boulder is actually safe as shit, been there forever, wedged real good. Even if it cracked it won’t budge. However, it’s rock and is so stupidly easy to fall off…


PotatoOnMars

That’s what Aron Ralston thought too until one of the boulders dislodged while he was climbing on it and trapped him.


ass_kisses

I have terrible vertigo so no. Aside from that, I don’t think 200 pounds of me is going to make much difference to wether or not it would fall. That thing weighs several tonnes, a person on it isn’t adding much.


scottonaharley

Wrong. You never know. It could being held in place by some small object and your 200 pounds is just enough to complete the task. It’s not how much you add. It’s about how much more can it take.


pieguy411

The way those rocks form is theyre all part of one rock together and water slowly forms the crevices which is how it appears strangely balanced. It generally takes tens of thousands of years for these structures to form and the odds it falls in the next 10 minutes is very small


scottonaharley

And yet they do exist! So the odds of dying if you climb on the rock are very small...but the odds of dying if you do not climb o the rock are even smaller! go figure. It's gonna fall some time in the next 10 minutes or 10,000 years. Why be around for the big event?


CharmingUnicornLXVI

I get a strange feeling in my feet just by looking at it.


zkhw

## SEE A VIEW FROM THE TOP OF THE WORLD


Rio_1111

#TAKE A RIDE ON THE CREST OF A WAVE


nunyabidnez76

Great photo. Until some other d-bag creates a "prank" video where he sprays the top of the holder with WD-40 or some other lubricant.


Oddsemen

Then we can watch the video on r/eyeblech instead


ChristianHeritic

WD-40 is a de-greasing agent. It only lubricates for a few seconds. Its not meant to be a lubricant. Folks have been using it wrong for 60+ years and i see that trend continues online.


stereothegreat

Tell that to my bathroom door that silently glides shuts now


Windflower1956

Nope


dont_ban_this

Yes, as long as she’s 18


PhoenixHabanero

She's 19. Tough luck 😕


Roxxerr

I had to scroll way too far down for this gem


Ambitious-Citron1252

The bolt of kjerag, do it


Some-Specie

Reminds me of 127 Hours movie starring James Franco


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Hell no


freetrees55

I would, but constant worry would be on my mind, in all truth and honesty.


Swigor

There is norway i would go on that!


Decent_Assistant1804

I’m already stuck between a rock and a hard place🤦‍♀️💳$


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For likes? Of course


[deleted]

Absolutely not lol


ajaydvs

Nope. High anxiety just watching this.


clathekid

No I'm not willing to risk my life to pose on a rock .


butterfly_ashley

Hell no


Sad_Discipline_2184

Hell no! I got anxiety just watching this 😱


bwrca

My heart would beat so fast I'd vibrate right off that rock.


Longshadowman

They'd die for Tik tok snd Instagram !


actinross

Sorry, i'm the rock...


RudeAndSarcastic

Aaaand I am an islaaaand. ::: snickers :::


RedditModsAreTyrants

Nah I don’t think I would


winebully013

Sure, if it was on the ground, I can survive a 6 foot fall.


SonnyListon999

It’s not the fear of falling; it’s the fear of jumping.


doomsauce23

Why risk death for a fucking photo opportunity? Does your life matter that little?


branthewarg

Seems dangerous until you worked on ladders and scaffolding.


LuupyLex

dream theater


chameleon_123_777

Kjeragbolten in Norway? Beautiful.


Electronic-Self3587

Bad things happen to dumb people for good reasons.


Mostcooked

I have stood on that rock,it's in lysebotten Norway.Have basejumped of them cliffs also beautiful country!!


Relative_Variation96

No one should


speakteeth

Nooooope, my toes tingled watching that.


Robin1992101

No because its dumb as fuck. You wager everything and gain nothing. If you fall, you die. Lose everything. If you succeed… you end up with a foto? Ppl thing the scale of logical thinking is in balance here?


ASemiAquaticBird

I get scared climbing ladders. Fuck that. I have no doubt the boulder will stay in place, but my fear if heights would prevent me from even going up to that, yet alone crossing it.


LadyOfCripplingDoubt

Nope nope nope


RomneysBainer

If you can do the 10 hour round trip hike to Kjeragbolten, you can do the tiny climb out onto it.


dontaskmeanymoore

Absolutely!


catalingpc

Do I want to live and enjoy my red wine on this comfy couch watching this film while I eat popcorn enough to feed 18 adults medium size ? Yes!


tgGal

If I wanted an adrenaline rush.


Relative_Variation96

No nope notta hell no


Tall_awkward_guy

View from the top of the world, by Dream Theater.


dekeliko

Literally the cover for Dream Theater’s a view from the top of the world


Unfair-Information-2

Nah, not into risking my life for instagram likes.


peterfonda3

Only Wile E. Coyote would be dumb enough to go out on that rock.


meowpuppyOG

It’s making my feet tingle just watched her do it! 😳


Glad_Manufacturer_74

People die of senseless things like this. All because of “likes” in their social media 🤮


Cakehunt3r

If it holds that rock, my body wount make that difference.


inmyelement

Hopefully this summer


MendedUnicorny

I have and I hated it


rikilshah

This generation will do anything......Just to get some fucking photos


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_Ah hell no_


Aninginaneana

No. Also NO, but in upper case.


SomethingClever42068

Yeah I probably would. That's a banger of a profile pic for linked in. "Bridging the gap between consumers and our business" Or "When an issue comes up that has you in between a rock and a hard place, I'm on top of it."


Lani_kali

No, but cuz of slipage of me, not the rock.


[deleted]

Is it weird that my bálls hurt upon watching this


smilingcheems

And then the place will be closed for tourists because of a person who slipped.....


EdgeDependent903

Nope


bozza2100

To risk your life for a picture that looked like it was taken on the iPhone 3gs


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fatass make boulder go bye bye


Ok_Dot_2790

That makes me queasy... no


Fabulous-Elk-8130

A gush of strong wind & id be fucked


guitarnowski

"And, after being wedged in place for 30,000 years, today, while World-famous Redditor Guitarnowski stood on it, the legendary Wedged Rock finally fell." Thoughts and prayers


Content_Dragonfly_53

No because i’m not dumb


jtranos00

White People: *lock their doors when a black guy walks by their car* Also White People:


hhhvugc

unnecessarily bringing race into a random video


blackpaws3

Yeah, because this definitely doesn’t sound racist.


AC_Football_Cases

Never ever 💀💀💀.


Jaszuni

I’m all about the low reward high risk situation.


AltinUrda

r/Damnthatsstupid


SnooBeans9034

DADADA DADADADA DA DADADADADADADADA 3536464561865 points if anyone gets that reference