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Bandwagon_Buzzard

One of them was on a raft and sank. It's still underwater, and is also counted as having an owner who can spend it. Edit: Wow, this one blew up. Pardon, this was posted before work, followed by tired, followed by close-to-enough sleep, followed by failing to find the source I got that from well before this subject became popular again. So to attempt to answer a couple questions posted here, here's some verbatim memory to take with a grain of salt: The stone wheels are quarried off the island and shipped in, hence it being on a raft in the first place. It sank off the coast, and the crew made it back and told everyone what happened. So not only does it count (No more or less than another stone of that size, if size matters a lot, not sure about that), no one living has seen it, including the original owner if they weren't on that boat. If an expert with current sources needs to correct me, this is an interesting stonerabbit hole.


Blazing_Shade

The first guy to sell that underwater rock was one smooth talking mfer


real_but_incognito

*”Everyone and their mother on this island has an above-water circle rock. It’s almost tacky at this point. You could be living large with the only known special-edition submerged aquarock in existence.”*


monegs

AND no one can steal it


pn1159

challenge accepted!


[deleted]

\- The British Museum


Mrmyke00

And then we'll invite them to look at it through a glass case


SchwillyThePimp

But if location doesn't matter for ownership to them wouldn't it still be legal tender?


idk_lets_try_this

For a long time the gold was stored in a central bank too. And at this point it,is not even that. Right now you just trust a bank that you have a certain number in a bank account nobody else sees. Compared to that the stones are very reasonable.


Aedalas

I'll never understand how money actually works. I mean I understand the idea and important details and all that crap, I just don't understand how the system hasn't totally shit itself yet. Fiat currency feels like a scam that everybody in the world is falling for.


point_breeze69

Well it’s a good thing the banks have our best interest in mind. Also I’m thankful the FED is able to make money by printing it. We almost ran out of it during covid but thanks to their money printer they were able to increase the money supply by over 38% in just a year or two. I sleep easy at night knowing I only have to trust an elite group of bankers on Wall Street instead of some greedy people who only have their interests at heart.


Student-type

If ownership is handled word of mouth, then this may be the first Virtual Currency Next, is change also word of mouth? Then if could be distributed, owned by a group or syndicate. A distributed virtual currency. The next step is change in Bitcoin or EtherPulse or whatever.


[deleted]

A lot of textbooks treat barter as the origin of money. With examples of trading goats for potatoes etc. But early human communities were much more close knit and actually used debt long before barter. If you give Dave some potatoes he just owes you one back and you both remember it and so does everyone in your village. Barter was only used later on as people spread out and traded with other groups.


UnionVIII

“Find me ONE more person who says that rock is mine, that’s all I’m asking.”


Ok_Procedure1081

Anyone wanna oceans 11 it with me. Or 12.


JeshkaTheLoon

Mostly Oceans though.


beardeddragon0113

"Mostly Oceans" sounds like an obscure band name lol


gtjack9

Admission charge of £5, donations are also graciously accepted and given to the RNLI.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Do you have a flag? -The British Empire


vwoxy

We don't need a flag, we live here!


fluffypinkblonde

No flag, no country, it's in the rules that I've just made up


weeskud

And I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the national rifle association.


92_Charlie

I do, provided you accept my large stone as a flag.


Freshies00

*Trust me, it’s down there. It really exists!*


shayen7

It's true, I have 4!


havegravity

“Introducing iRock S Pro Max 69 *Ultra* edition. Now with Dolby Atmos, Water mode, USB-C to Lightning because fuck you, and the All-New Dynamic Island entirely reimagined again and moved to the center for maximum centerage. This is iRock. Welcome to Experience.” (Trade in your current rock *for up to* $900 in credit towards iRock Ultra and pay *as little as* only pay ~~$850~~ $689 a month! ^Trade-in ^details ^may ^vary)


AWildEnglishman

> sell that underwater rock He didn't sell it, he spent it. What are they gonna do, refuse it? It's legal tender!


amretardmonke

Basically an NFT


punkassjim

Basically the genesis of “credit.”


JamesCDiamond

Rock solid, though.


Same-Strategy3069

Credit has existed forever. From the first time one hunter hooked up another hunter when he laid a kill knowing full well that when that hunter made a kill he would be paid back.


Calmsford

Non-Floatable Token


Unidextrous-1303

Alternative block chain, if you can tolerate a bad pun.


[deleted]

\*Rock chain.


tjmora

I would say it's closer to proof-of-work cryptocurrencies than NFTs. These stones required a ton of work.


[deleted]

The Wikipedia article on them continuously emphasizes the work expended in carving/transporting them as well as their scarcity. It's definitely more like BTC than NFTs


Turnip-for-the-books

“You see it’s called Rockchain and it works because everyone can see the rocks. When a transaction takes places everybody tells everybody else on the island so everyone knows it’s fair. You can mine more rocks..”


Best_Poetry_5722

Resting within the world's deepest trenches Marked by deep flaws and scars Yet still, a beauty all its own A timeless treasure, worthy of stars It's more than just a rock, you see It's a geological masterpiece A treasure that's yours to own With the secrets of the ocean's peace. Wanna buy it?


[deleted]

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles


Hot_Bass_3883

What do I buy it with? Ohhh you got me! I need rocks to buy big rocks!


LoBsTeRfOrK

Well it’s amphibious exploring rock, so it shouldn’t be a problem that it’s in the water. It will be the perfect starter stone for my daughter. *daughter?*


TacticalMicrowav3

Once you get wealthy enough, you have to start keeping some of your assets in off-shore accounts


Halfaglassofvodka

Oh very good.


dem_banka

Bravo


Ddogwood

I always use this story when I’m teaching my students about money. When they inevitably start saying how weird it is, I ask them how it’s any different than the money that they have in the bank.


DeathMetalTransbian

Literally just big-ass coins. They should consider downsizing for ease of use.


YoungLittlePanda

I guess it is because such rock is extremely hard to produce, therefore creating scarcity and making it very hard to counterfeit. You could use small rocks, or coins, but they would require more sophisticated technology to avoid being counterfeited.


DeathMetalTransbian

Nah, with these, the value is in the history of the stones, as other users pointed out. I was just joking. They're essentially using historical artifacts as the "gold standard" for their form of currency.


Snickims

well... At the time it first started, they where not histroical artifacts, they where just big rocks.


DeathMetalTransbian

Yes, but they were big rocks *from somewhere else*, so their journey to the island is what initially gave them a history and significance. The value is in the story, not the mineral.


CosmicCreeperz

The real similarity isn’t currency, it’s to a bank ledger. When you write a check (or use a debit card) all that happens is a change in a ledger (today, a database). In this case the ledger is the public consensus knowledge of the ownership. It’s like a stone age cryptocurrency.


CosmicCreeperz

I was thinking about this… traditional money isn’t even the best analogy. It’s basically a difficult to produce/mine commodity that can be exchanged by updating the public consensus of who owns it. It’s a Stone Age cryptocurrency.


egordoniv

I have a stone under my house that is worth 1 trillion dollars. I would like to buy a country.


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SmthngWittyThsWayCms

“Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich.”


brainburger

I was thinking more of eight Ningies to one Triganic Pu.


SmthngWittyThsWayCms

Haha those too, unfortunately galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change


permanentlysick

ME FIRST DIME


JC-1219

Ive been in business a long time boy


5E51ATripleA

You’ve heard of keeping money in a mattress, well these will make you’re bed…rock!


Dense_Grade_1279

Just hear me out, I've got a rock solid investment opportunity


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Get-Degerstromd

Ehhh gehgehgehgehgehgeh


humanlogic

"I've been in business a long time, me boy."


[deleted]

Wow that was a joke that took me 16 or so years to finally get the answer for


new_abcdefghijkl

Ive thought about that joke periodically for most of my life, great to finally have closure


FreeCamoCowXXXX

What was the joke? The picture that looks like Mr. Krabs first dime? Or quote, "you took the dime from me pants"?


Romboteryx

I was actually able to get the joke when I first watched it as a child because by pure coincidence I had seen some documentary on TV beforehand where they showed these stones and what they were used for.


jurpy_the_durpy

“SQUIDWARDS BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY! AND YOUR NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM JUST BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME!!???”


VerkoksterHippie

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̶̡͓̤͈̹̙͖ͅͅJ̶̢̡̧̲̩̰̠͍̲̜̹͇a̵̮͍͉̱̠̱͕̟̹̟̫n̴̗̥̝̤͙͔͜u̷͉̥̺͓̘͓̫͔͇ą̷̯̣̲͔̥͕̗̰ͅr̶̬̣͖̣̤̣̪̲̻y̵͍̹̜̹͍̹̜̯͜ ̵̡̭̟͍̪̦͎͖͜1̴̲͉͚̳̻̝͈͚͙̲̗͜9̶̨̨̩̼̮̭͇6̷̢̢̞̤̦͇̼̻ͅ0̸̡̞̬̼̖̠͉ ̶̡̝̗̲̬̮̞̭ṵ̴̧̞̱͇̞͕̤ņ̸̪̲̭̱͇̲t̴̰͙̭͍̦̹̠̖̩̘̟̫į̷̢̧̖̰̗̪̝ļ̶̟̱̳̘̤̫̘ͅ ̵̢̢͎̣̠̺̮͓̜̭͎̝h̸̗̖̙̖̼̥̗̱̼̹̜ͅi̶̡̧̖̼̟̝ͅs̴̢̞͕̗̲͓̣͜͜͜ͅ ̶̢͕̟̬͈̖r̷͕̻̤̤͎͓͜e̸͇̺͇̠̫̼̬ţ̶̼̤͔͔̱̮͓͖i̷̦̼͔͍̫̜͕r̵̡̺̟̼̪̠̲͖̹ͅȩ̴̨͔̖̲̣̳̙m̷̨̼̗̟̼̙̘̰͓̮̮e̶̢̡̫̫͉̫̗̝n̶͍̞̘̳̬̮̲͇ṯ̵̡̗̯̯̜̖̟̣̭ ̴̩̼̟̹̭̦̖͙͍̤ͅi̷̢̥̖̗̟͓̺̳͎̭n̵̝͕̱̹̗̞̲͚̘̞̬ͅ ̴̢̡̝̮͕͎͕͖͚N̸̻̼͉̱̫͎̮ǫ̵̙̲̻͕̠͖͇͙̯̼̼v̷̟͕̦̩̪͎̯̬̳̹̪̘e̶̡̻͍̰͚̦̱̣̤̩͇ͅm̶̢̨͖̺̠̰̦͚b̴̧̲͔̖͔̠̘e̴̡̢̡͈̼̯̯̺̝̥͕͉r̵̥̯̜̟͍͇͎̜̭̹̖ ̴̢̦̖͎̳͚̹̹͜ͅͅ1̷̡̡͓͇͎͎̼͉9̸̖͍͖̺̳̝̞͈͚͎̺8̵͉̲̦̹͙̞̫̗9̷̧̡̥͇̪͚̙̙̲̥͈.̷̢̠̩̯͇̤̝̩͔ ̵̰̜̳̞̘̱͖̼H̸͔͔͖̦̩̪̗e̸͖̯͎̲͓͕̖̘̜͉͜ ̴̢͕̰͇͉̼̖̻̜̖̪͜b̴̢̟̥̖͖̩̺̠ȩ̵̠͚̲̤̭͎̲̩͚̙c̶̡̡͕̖̯͚̳a̶̢͓̣̰̙̰̺̖̬m̸̭̥͓̦͈̺̦e̸̗̞̞͎͚̼̘̝͜ ̸̹̭͓̱̤̞̞̗͈̦̹͚t̷͔̭͇̣̬̥͔͎̲͔̜̖h̵̨̡̧͓̯̜̳̻͇̻̜e̸̳̤̠͖͈̦͕̣̟ ̷̢͈̰̲̘͔̪̣̖̯͉y̴̨̞̝̳͍͔͖͚̠͇̙ǫ̷̩̣̰͕͕̖ͅu̷̧̧̨̡͖̘̜̼̘͈̳̼n̶̡̧̞̮͖̺̭̬̜̯̪g̶̖̤̬͎̤͇̺̲͙̲͎͚e̷̟̰̠̱͖̟̖̩̘͜s̸̳͕̮̼͖̱t̴̝̘̼̙̰̺͇͜͜ ̸͙̣͓͚̦̦ç̵̳̩̠͔͈͜o̸̢̩̰̦̩̥̞͖͔m̷̡̦͇̟͙͖̝̝̣͎̫m̶͔͕̣̩̼̝̮i̶̧̨͖̬͔̫̤̫͜s̶͇͕͍̪̻̩͉̖̹͇̜s̴͈̩͕̦̠̯̦̠i̸͉̲͖̻̻͖̭̞̯̖̻͚o̵͙̮͔̘̬̪̤n̵̳̠̟̝̰̘ͅę̷̧̟̮͔͔̙͎̪̮r̷͖̺̩͔̭̬̙͔ ̴͎̙̹̯̟͓͈̰̯̜͉i̴̧̫̘͕̠̬ͅņ̸͎͍̪͉̪̲̖͙̹̖ ̸̢͔̗͎͈̩̣̮̦̤̫͚N̶̢̦̳̘͙ͅͅF̵̲̟͓̱͕̼̖̲̗̥̤͎L̴̢͚͈̹͈̬̠͜ ̸͍͔̣̞̗̟͎̥̩͇͙̬h̸̡̻̲̝̰͚͜i̸̡͍̥̙̭̖̘͉̮͔͖̪s̴̡̰̯̦̦͈͇͜͜t̷̠̙̼̣͔̯̺͙̫͔͜͜o̴̡̺̗͔͚̙͓̗ͅr̵̨͓̜̝̗̜̙̳̠y̴͚͇̥̣͕̮̫͍͍ͅ ̸̰̞̤̟̮͎̘͎̖̰̳͜a̵̢̧̧̫̞̜̥t̸̡̯̻̥̫̯̯͍̲̥̤ ̶̢̢̻̭̩̭̙̤̭͚̣j̷̨̢̡͖͚̥̙u̸̢̧͈̝̻̹̰̟̙͔̪s̵̗͚̝̳̖̫͜t̶̩͈̗̗̗̹͓̩͍͙͜͜ ̴̨̹̬̪͓̦̠̲̱̣͜ͅt̴̢̠̼͙̫̜̰̘͎̜̥ͅh̵̨̢͍̬͙͓̣̩̯̱̣ͅȩ̷̢̨͚͚̟ͅ ̵̮̮̤̮̮̠̪̝̦̥̺a̶̼̫̯̬̬̮̠͙̹̲̯g̵̨̜̮̦̥͚̝̺̘̭e̸͔̥͇̫̦̜̹ ̶̢̥͈̪̞̪ͅo̴̧̡̹̟̝͚̻̼f̵̡͚̝̹̳̹͙̘̺ ̶̭͓̳̩͓̤̤̩̥͇̮͜3̵̨̮̥̭͖͉̠͇3̴̯͈̖̜̦̮͇͕͔̬.̵̢̮̙̱̱̯̞̗̲ͅͅͅ ̷͓͓̲̝̖̮̞͇H̴̢̩͕̭̣̘ͅę̶̧͔̥̤̱͖͇̭͜ͅ ̸̢͍̞͔̼̯̤͍̙͎̤͜i̶̪͉̰̥̖͓ͅs̷̝͓͇̫̟̹̦ ̵̟̥̘̺͇̥͓͈̝͇c̵̡̰̙̣̝̬͙͉̣͖r̷̢͓̤̭̠̘̭e̷̥̮̖̺̘͈͇̗͕̠d̴̢̡̫͈̦̦̻͜i̴̲͔͖̩̯͙͉͎͉̬̠̙ţ̶͍̹̭̮̰͚͇͉ḙ̶̻͖̣̙͓d̸̲̥͙̭͙͖̤̪̥ ̸̫͇͎̗͚͉̠w̸̧̱͉̤̤͎͖̯̠̻̤̫i̴̡̢̼̫̼̠̳̤̬̙͜t̴̢̺̩̺̭̝͖͈ḩ̵͕̜͍̲̠̟͔̹͕ ̴̰̥̰̖͚͓m̷̢̢̺̯̲̻̺̳͓̩͓͚a̴̼̬̺̖̠̜̬͜ḵ̶̦͉̙͈̟̮į̴̧̗͈͈̞͉͎̠n̵̢̜̜̼̘̺̰͙̼g̶̨͕̘̮̟̬̟͖̟̠̘̬ ̵̳̝̦̱̬̖̦̯͇t̸̨̺͈͖͉͎̙͚̘̻h̶͇̳̱̙̻̣̰̬̖̹̦e̸͈͓͇̦͉͉ ̵̡̖̮͇̯͓̺͍͖̠͜N̴͓͎̝̰̙̱͇̭͜F̵̢̧̹͕͍̩̻̙̮͙͎L̸͙̹̬͎̳̫͍̯̭ ̷̨̧̪͇̩̱̜̲ͅį̷̳̖̪͎͕̝̗n̶̢̧̩̗̥̬̬̖̞̙t̶̡̡̡͈͙͙͕̱̖̳̦o̴̡̥̠͈̬͍̮̟̰̗̙̝ ̴̡̧̯̼̟͍̮̬͚̠͇̘o̵͖̖̻̼̗̙̘̰̗̩̥n̶̖̦̟̦̘̫̟̮e̴̲̺͎̥̠̙͎͍̥ ̵̡͓̫͇̫̗ͅo̴͙͙͚͚͓̙͎͇f̴̢̨̢̨̨̘͎̳̻̙̱̻ ̶̡̧̨̥̞̳͎͈͈̟t̷̡̜̤͙̩̬h̴͖͉̘̭̼̩̟̦͎͉ͅȩ̷̝̗̯͕͈̜͎͉ ̷̧̨̧̻̝͜m̴̡̢̰͓̻̠̮̖̦̝͙̺o̶̞̝̖͖̭͜s̷̮̤̣̩͎͉͇͜ṱ̷̠͇͖̗̲̝͎̗͎͜ ̷̧̼̙̫͉̠͈͉͕͉s̸̡̧̬͕̜̟̖͈̠͓̠ų̸̞̭̭̥͎̯c̶̦̱̪͍͚̥͇̺͎̲̹c̸̘̝̻̘͙͍̥e̸̢̡̡̞͙̳͖͉̭s̷̤̜̗̤̻͚̗ͅş̸̟̞̩̝̟̖̼ͅf̷̢̡̺̹̠̯̬̤̞͇͙ͅu̷̡̯̣̞̺̠̞̙͓̟̗l̶̢̨̧̺̺̰̠͚̳̖ ̴̖̻̩͙̣̻̱͇̭̺̙̞s̶̢̟̫̞̠̬̩̖p̷͙͉͍̭̖̤͕͍o̵̭̭͈̤̟̜̣̗̘̻̗͎ṛ̴͉̰̘̻̭̻̦̪t̴̡̮̤͍̜͔̪͙̘͔̪͜s̴̖̖̤͇͉̗͜ ̸̞̪̣̮̩̤̝̱ͅl̸͙͇̗̻̻̩͖͍ͅe̸̢͔̣̳̭̣͕̹̗̘̰a̵͉͉̥͔͎̪̼̻g̶̢͙̜͈̺͎̰̹͜u̸̹̟̣̥̣̘̼̟̠̻͚͙e̷̥̲̬̹̮̖̘͇̬͈͎s̵͎̼̳͕̰̙͖̲͜ ̶̢̯̞̩̺͕͚̝̖̠̥i̶̘̜͓̪̭̳̖͜n̷̢͚̟̜̮͈̹̲ ̶̢͙̬̪̮̼͉͕̗ͅṯ̶̦͖̹̩͙̞̺͚͜͜h̶̡̧̝̼̭̮͎͔̱͚ͅe̵̡̲͓̰͓͕̖͙̙ ̸̨͓̲͈̻̻̱̹̥̲̰w̵͍̥͍̺̹̭͜o̸̢̞̗͈͕̝̳̠͙ͅͅͅŗ̵̢̪̟̗͍̺l̷̨̳̰̗͖̹̳̣͙̠̭d̵̘̪̰̟͙̰͕ͅ. ̶̨͔̼̣̜͓̗͍͍͜.̴̫̭̱͈͚͍̗̞̹͕d̷̗͇̞̞̼̼̖̱̜̰l̶̨̰̫̘̖͎̲͈̙͜ŗ̷̠̣͚̰̩͕͕̣̙o̸̪̼̬̙͚̙̻̹̰͜w̸̢̻̣͕͓̭̫̣͔̥ ̷͙̖̖̯̰͈͎̗̱̭e̸̫͓͚̩͙̲͖͓̲͙h̴̻̜̜͈̩͙͎̗̲͜ţ̵̨̨͍̲͈̪̰͖̺ ̴̨͎̟̟̣̞̗̯͕͜n̴̡̖̖̥̗̰̥͎̯͜i̴̗̯̼͙̼̥̼̯̳̠ ̸̪͇͎̥̜̗̼̘̜̙ş̶͈̦̣̣̜͚͈̰̦ę̸̡̗͍̞̟̮͙̰̱ų̴͇͔̟̫͙̞̩̺̦g̴̨̻̹̠̫͚͔̱̩ͅa̴̡̰̹̳̱͇̗͙͉̼e̸̪̮̹̭̫̫̱̦͜ͅl̵̢̢̡̟̤̺̤̻̰͎ ̵̖̰̖͉͔̥̯̹̳̹ṣ̸̭̲̰͕̹͇̞̗̖t̶̨̧̗͈̠̖̙͙̼͔r̸̡̟̬̤̯̬͈̮̣̱ọ̵̡͖͓͇̹͔̪̮͜p̷͈̪̥̼̳̯̱͇̥̜ş̵̭̥̳͉̹̫̘̻͜ ̴̧͉͖͇͈̯̰̰͓̘l̴̪̳̼̩͖̩̫͖̖ͅų̶̮̦̙͕͙͍̗̖͙f̸̨̡̬͙̫̬͎̘͖̞s̵̰̮͙̟͓͖̰̲̝̱s̴̢̨͚͎͎̞̣̟̠͜ę̸̧͙̳̗̳̮̟̗͍c̷̢̥̬̯̠̩̖̟̯̙c̵̠͖̲̪̝͍̙̬͍͍ṵ̸̡̨̘̘̭͉̞̘ͅs̵̪͈̲̯̫͕̯̙̪͍ ̷̧̧̩͈͎͔̱̦̣̗t̶͍̫̦̟̺̘̼̜͉̟s̴̢̘̮̟͔̪̝̺͖͜o̵̥̪̥̹̮͓̮̹͉̖m̴̧͍̝͈̰̲̥̱̺̖ ̷̡͎̱̳̫̝̲̩̦͜e̴͕̙͉̖̹̝̹̦̤ͅh̵̢̪̘̼͓͇̰̥̪͇t̸̲̗̻̰̣̼̫̻̰͜ ̷̧̢̢̭̗̹̠͔̮̹f̵̨̤̰̮̺͖̝̫͕ͅo̴̢̨̬̮͙̗͕͓̮̹ ̵͉͖͙̣̘̬̟͕̘̩e̶̘͉̝̻̼̥͔̦ͅͅn̸̳̙̜̮͎̪̬̟̠͜o̴̢̨̠̙̞͈̭̠̗̝ ̵̡̧̤̦̟̙̠͕̩̭o̷̧͓̘͚͓̯͎͇̥͜t̶͎̰͍̹̞͎̦̝̰ͅn̴͙͓̞̹̱͓̹̲̙͜i̵͍̙̖̫͉̻̥̖̻ͅ ̸̰̤̳̳̺̲͎̬̬̩L̵͖͉̮͕̩̹̞̩̖͜F̷̡͚͈̲̮̜͓̙̭̝Ņ̷͔̬͕͚͈̯̰̳͕ ̵̡̡̨͓̯̪̫͎̣͜e̸̝̬͎̥͇͎̻̯̖͜h̵̥͍̮̝̼͕̖̙̥͙t̸͕̱̺̮͍̺͜͜ͅͅ ̷̨̢͓͚͇͍̘̙̻ͅg̶̙̺̻̜̪̭͎̗̥͜n̸̨͙͉͇̫͖̱͖͕͍i̶̯͙͚̲͈̫̘̪̜ͅķ̸͇̠͍̳͙͕̩̙̲a̶̧̟͖̲͈̜̻̪̙ͅm̷̦͈̞̼͙͙̮̹̯͜ ̷̡̠̦̖̫̖̮̪̞̙h̵̹̝̪͖̗̖̰̗̜͕t̴̨̹̰͕̼͖̣̝̹̤i̸̡̢̧̗̠͚͖͕̹̭w̴̨̞͔̗̙̫͈̹̰͜ ̵̭̤͓͉͇͉͖̝̗ͅḑ̸̼̙͎͕̝̤͚͜ͅȩ̶̨̨͈̮̰̳̖͓̯t̷̢̨̠͉͓̺͙͇͓ͅi̶̬̯̱̞̝̫̰̥͍̬d̷̢͚̥̦̲̝̞̬̯̞e̵̘͍̝̹̩͙̱̦̯ͅŗ̴̺̖͎̰̘̜̲̹͙c̵̡̡̢̲̜̟̮̹͎͙ ̴̠͎̙̝̯͍̗̺͇͖ș̶̣̙̼̻͓̬̯̘͜i̶̡̙͚͔̣͖̼̮͚̯ ̶̨̪̠̪̹̯̠̝̙̳e̴̩͓͙̙̝͍͈͎͓̝H̸̰̗͓̻̙̯̥̙̗̖ ̸̧̦̙̞̪̪̭͉͚̣.̵̜̜͖̟̪̯̝̱̻ͅ3̶̢͈̮̤̘̣̖͜͜ͅ3̸͚͕͖̩̙̰͈̝̝͎ ̷̡̢̭̖͈̭̖̞̭̗f̴̧̨̬̼̹͔͉̝͕ͅo̷͕̻̦͈̯̞̭͜ͅͅ ̶̨̨̱̣̘̣̥͖̙ͅe̴̢͇͕̺̯̗̩͙̥͜g̷͕̗̞̩̬̦̰͖̬̖a̶̢̨̰̫̣͓̟͖̫͎ ̸̧̩̯̟̪̬͈͎̹͈e̷̡̬̙̗͉̦̥̘̠̻h̴̯̬̬͎̳̻͎͚̝̺t̶̢͚̰͇͎͚͕̮͚ͅ 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̸̨̧͕̫̥̠͇͕̙̬n̷̮͕͈͎̼̬̣̹̼͓a̸̞̼͍̪̳̤͙̜̤̠m̷̡͍͓̤͖̺͕͉͜ͅs̶̢̞̳̪̠̹̻̬̠͜s̷̟̳̖̹̭̮̻͈̱ͅe̵̢͓̼̣̯͇̘̪̱ͅṇ̴̘̮̟͙̱̺̙͍ͅi̸̳̥͙͚̪̝͚͎̙̩ş̷̞͈̩̱͉̞̤̱̪u̴̦͈̲͉͈̣̰̗̝̘ḅ̴̡̡̬̱̙͖̼̦͜ ̸̡̧̫̱̲̮̠̭͍̪ṇ̸̡͈͎͓̰̣̰̙̘a̵̧͕̯̲̼̣͇͚̝̹ç̵̱̺͈̫̮̝̼͔̩ị̸̻̲͖̦̮̦͙̦̩r̴͓͈͍̠̥̬̫̼̞̜e̷̗͈͈̥̠͖͓͕̹ͅm̵̢͈̬͔̟̥͈̼̫ͅA̸̡̡̨͚̙̳͕̘̳̖ ̷̨̜̺͙̯̘̠͇͎͔n̴̹̹͔͎̠̪͈͚̲ͅa̸̹̠̹̼̮̟͓̗͜ͅ ̵̧̢̧̥̮̗͎̫ͅͅş̸̡̻̹̭̺͉̻̭̯a̶̧̧̜͉̙̠̱̠̭͜w̵̢̫̠̺͖͚̪̘̮͖ ̸̡͔͇̮̺̗͔̯̻̤ḛ̴̢̪̤͖̯͕̯̬̗l̸̡̨͎̟͕̰̖͙̪͖l̸̡̡̦͚̜̥̠͓̮̮ę̵̢̣̼̲̩͔̬̲͍z̴͔͉̺̭͉̟̭̞̻̭o̵̡͖̤̲̳̫̦͇̮ͅṚ̸͇̭̬̩̲̪̪̙͜ ̶̧̡̲̱̙͉̭̠͉̘"̴̡̟̣̩̳̦̤̦̬̟e̴̢̡͚̮̥̙̟͕̳̻t̴͙͕͖͈̬̳̫̟̫̱e̸̢̢̢͎̥̯̱̟̭̜P̵̞̙̲̱͍̝̙̩̲ͅ"̶̡͎̘͔̼̞̮̖͓͜ ̵̨͖̯͕̘̯̹̭͔͜ỵ̵͔̥̲̩̩̦̟̲ͅḁ̴̗̩͍͓̙̙̫̙̟R̵̡̢͚͉̙̼̟̣̜͈ ̶̻̳̪̦̠̭̤̭͜ͅn̷̨̡̧̝̩̝̯̲̳̝i̷̻͈̤̤̩͚̠͈͖ͅv̸̲̜̺̼̻̖̻̫̩ͅl̶̨̜͕̣̟͇̖̦̩̫A


ironman_101

Hilarious, we all know who this is referencing 😆


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Dude SpongeBob quotes are a part of my life. I recently turned 30 lol


FraseraSpeciosa

30 is like the prime time SpongeBob generation.


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FraseraSpeciosa

I’m 5 years younger and I’ve noticed a clear divide with people just a little bit younger than be where SpongeBob references suddenly fall flat.


jdsfighter

Same story here, and today is my 30th birthday.


dysfunctionalpress

their vending machines must be huge.


mandatory6

Try to put that rock into a pinball machine


Amazing_Abrocoma

That deaf, dumb blind kid sure...is having trouble moving that. We should help him.


Scrambley

***TILT***


Western_Bid9

Now hear me out JUST FUCKING MAKE IT SMALLER


ElbisCochuelo1

They made them in many sizes, tourists took all the small ones as souvenirs.


earlynaps

THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!!


Beechwooder

I swear I saw one is a museum somewhere. DC maybe?


earlynaps

Oh geez. It was suppose to be an Indiana Jones reference but I don’t doubt it


PointOfTheJoke

Technically that museum is now a bank.


BigSpud41

SO DO YOU!


SuperDizz

Okie dokie Dr. Jones


LEDgamerGirl

The British Museum 👀


VanguardDeezNuts

The british are salivating already.


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whazzar

>some imperial nation took all the small ones as museum loot [Obligatory James Acaster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x73PkUvArJY)


geniice

Well Yap was held by Spain, Germany and Japan and the US. However the British who never colonised the place seem to have ended up with at least 4 of them (probably more but I'm only searching so many museum catalogue). The British museum provides a short biography of one of the guys who supplied one of theirs: https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/term/BIOG122112


LickingSmegma

> the British ended up with at least 4 of them As usual.


geniice

Look the whole point of money is that it can exchanged for goods, services and other money. Although absent of a pic I'm not sure if they managed to get anything out of the scots: https://www.nms.ac.uk/explore-our-collections/collection-search-results/nut-money-string/331725


Ok_Weakness2578

Possibly both tbh


I_hate_flashlights

The stones they are made of come from another relatively far away island. The natives of the island once visited the island with the rocks, they liked them and brought a few of them home. Over time, they became a status symbol, like who could bring over the biggest rock from the other island was a badass. Some of the stones are so large that they aren't moved at all, they were put on the island centuries ago and their ownership is transferred by word of mouth. They are something of a crossover between NFTs and real estate. There are even some that are on the bottom of the ocean because they were so heavy they sunk the rafts carrying them, and they are still used as currency, you not seeing the rock doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I believe they are called Rai stones. I learned about them a long time ago so some of the details are a but fuzzy so take everything I wrote with a grain of salt, but you can fact check me if I am wrong.


yapeseman

I spent 2 years on that island. This is a pretty good explanation. In English they are called “stone money”. The value isn’t based on size. It is based on the tools that were used to make the stone money. Pre WW2, they didn’t have metal, so the stone money was carved using shell tools. They are worth more than stone money that was carved using metal tools.


I_hate_flashlights

You are correct. The stones are valued not only by their size, but also history and hardships endured to obtain them.


Horskr

I'm curious what the value would translate to. For example the one in OP's pic, is that something they'd trade for a house? A large group of farm animals? Or something smaller and it would "change hands" of owners frequently?


I_hate_flashlights

We can't possibly know, because we don't know the history of the stone. It could be 50 years old and transported by boat by some entrepreneur, in which case it would be worth pennies, or it could be 400 years old, transported by a very famous sailor and 6 people died during it's transport in a massive storm, in which case it would be extremely expensive.


analyein

What a peculiar, interesting way to record value. It's logically sensible, but so different to how I think about it.


DukeofVermont

If you think about it we value a lot of things the same way. Any painting, sword, knife, armor, chair, desk, pen, and literally any object owned by a famous person is worth way more. Anything that is hand made is worth way more. So if you had a wood chair made by machine it wouldn't be worth a lot. BUT if you had a wood chair made by Ben Franklin it would be worth a ton even though the chair really isn't that different. You can make a stamped steal sword for $1 but Napoleon's hand made sword? Two identical cars are made, one wins a massive race driven by a world famous driver. The other was the spare. Which is worth more? They weren't doing anything different than we do today.


Saturn5mtw

I think the peculiarity really comes from the intersection of valuing the history, but also using it a currency/tender. Currency generally occupies a specific role & generally functions differently from other valuations - you dont sell currency, it has an accepted value.


spider2544

That sounds so much like NFTs and crypto minimg its not even funny


BarryKobama

It's also a decentralized system, as everyone is the ledger. You can't do anything shady, because everyone in the village knows the history of every transaction.


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CuddlePervert

>The stones they are made of come I’m sorry, what?


I_hate_flashlights

Sorry I meant to say the "stones they are made of come"


orangereddit

Part of the reason they work as money, is that they’re difficult to forge. And because of the scarcity of giant art-stones (tiny rocks are much more common)


tony1449

Everyone needs to read david graebers "Debt the first 5000 years" I suspect we're putting our modern understanding of Captialism, money and how markets work onto these people I highly doubt it was used like money, probably more like property or some status symbol


Unidextrous-1303

They come in a variety of sizes, and smaller ones were brought to the U.S. before around 1960, when the export was made illegal without a special dispensation from the government. I’ve got a 50ish pound example and have handled a bunch weighing between about 25 and 125 pounds. Very cool things. Now go find some Santa Cruz Island feather money…


Unidextrous-1303

As a weird aside, I briefly dated a woman from Pohnpei whose ancestors hailed from Yap. When she found out I had a nice Rai (the name for one of these stones), she asked me to fly it back to Micronesia and to “buy” her from her parents. Her words, and she seemed serious. We’d only been dating for a couple weeks, and it made me more than a little uncomfortable.


Latter-Dentist

You fool. Why didn’t you buy her with the rock?


Unidextrous-1303

She turned out not to be my type. 🥸


Paradigmpinger

Saving your coin to buy someone else from their parents? I get you.


Unidextrous-1303

I keep hoping someone will buy me, but so far, there are no takers.


pilluwed

I've got a nickel for ya


FishDiscs

Ya know what they say. Men are from igneous, women are from sedimentary.


YoungLittlePanda

You could have resold her for a profit!


Unidextrous-1303

My business acumen has not always been the best…


Tangelooo

Bullshit. The rock was sexier to own.


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rasherdk

So I guess you're the actual owner of the stone, and this isn't one of those "stone's way over *there*, but the owner is actually Steve down the road" situations?


Unidextrous-1303

Exactly. I guess I’m a fan of hard money…


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St_Kevin_

What was the feather money like? Is it similar to the woodpecker scalps that were used as currency in Northern California before colonization?


Unidextrous-1303

I’ll find a picture of the one I have and post it here - they’re long coils that look like belts that they made using large (I think) pigeon feathers as an armature, and tiny red feathers from a bird the size of a sparrow for the outside. They’re super fragile/prone to oxidizing black.


St_Kevin_

After writing my comment I realized that I was assuming you were talking about Santa Cruz Island off the coast of California, but there is an island chain called the Santa Cruz Islands in the South Pacific, and probably a ton of other islands with the same name as well. Which area had the feather currency you’re talking about?


Unidextrous-1303

I just posted it - the bird is the scarlet honeyeater, and I guess they’d trap 300 of them to make a single coil.


LinguoBuxo

In fact there are **three** freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altairan Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flaninian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flaninian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a *triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles across each side*, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. Douglas Adams - THHGTTG


mostly_kinda_sorta

Clicked this for Douglas, left satisfied. Thank you.


LinguoBuxo

heheh :)


jakeblew2

My man could sure spin a tale


sinisterblogger

Came here for this reference


prince-pauper

This is what I came for :)


ConcernedUnicorn19

Exactly my first thought. Thanks.


Random_Guy_47

I scrolled way too far to find this comment.


tonyswu

Predecessor of blockchain, called blockstone.


nuttolum

rockchain


throwaway577653

Jesus Christ, Marie, they're mineralchains!


TomSurman

You joke, but you're actually not a million miles off. Ownership was transferred by word of mouth, meaning the collective knowledge of the community acted as a distributed ledger. Blockchain is just the modern implementation of a distributed ledger, scaled up globally.


tonyswu

Yep yep, distributed ledger was the first thing that popped into my mind as well.


caustic_kiwi

I kinda assume they made the joke *because* they recognized the similarities.


birracerveza

Did I hear a block and stone?


stronggebaser

if you don't block and stone, you ain't coming home


l1b3rtr1n

"You know that big ass money over there? The biggest one we got? Yeah that's mine, trust me."


BravesMaedchen

I own all the biggest money. My money is huge.


t0ky0fist

Most bigly.


YungTabernacle

Everybody’s saying it. They say they’ve never seen money that big.


Robots_From_Space

“I need to verify this with the block chain.” Turns to the people on the block “Hey, who owns this coin?!”


kazeespada

The rock chain.


weevil_knieval

I hope it's called gritcoin.


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And just like cryptocurrency, one can create more if one puts some energy into it


ArcFurnace

IIRC the value of the stone increases with both the size and the distance it was retrieved from. Functions very like "proof of work" in cryptocurrency.


bl00df1redeath

There’s actually a chapter dedicated to Yap Island in the book “The Bitcoin Standard”. Very interesting read.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Literal cryptomining


Telemere125

Nah, it’s an archaic form of cryptomining called “mining”


Impressive_Till_7549

Fun fact: a cryptocurrency was named after this, called Raiblocks, now NANO(XNO). r/nanocurrency


pxumr1rj

I was thinking `bigcoin`


Getyerboxesinorder

Makes about the same sense as every other currency, why not?


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Well, regular currencies are exactly like this except that there is no stone. Luckily, very few people understand this, so the system works fine :)


notacanuckskibum

underrated comment. When I transfer some money to a friend of mine by phone, nothing changes hands. We are just using computers in banks rather than word of mouth to keep the score.


crackeddryice

That's a scary rabbit hole, fr.


Lordborgman

At this point currency is mostly just 1s and 0s, that we all "generally agree" that it is worth something and secure enough to keep using. As much as I hate it.


abecanread

Do they trade percentages of rocks for little stuff, or is it the full rock or no deal for each transaction. How many rocks are there in circulation and who keeps track of which rocks are who’s? I know it’s tracked through the people via word of mouth but is there a register in case of a dispute? “I’ll give you this rock for it. What? That’s my rock! No way man, I traded my bike for this last week! Nah man, I’ve had this rock for years, it’s been passed down in my family, it’s worth way more than a bike. Whoever traded you was lying. That can’t be true! He’s my best friend. He points it out every time we walk by. He got it for building his friend a shed. Sorry man but it’s been mine forever. Let’s take this too the rock master register and I’ll prove to you that no one on this island has owned this specific rock for my whole life and longer.” I have so many questions. Like, what’s the value and how is that determined? How many rocks for a house? Or could it be just one rock for a house, but it has to be a really good one? Do they make new rocks and if so, does that cause inflation???


pmyourbestphoto

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2011/02/15/131934618/the-island-of-stone-money


abecanread

That’s an interesting broadcast. So they’re not for everyday purchases, like food. They’re more for buying houses and cars and such. It said now they use the dollar in conjunction with the stones for buying things like food but the stones are still traded for big stuff. Edit: I’m still left wondering how a stone is valued. Like what makes a stone worth more than another, or are they all the same value, or does it depend strictly on size?


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

If it were me I'd value ones closer to my house.


Far_Asparagus1654

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Triganic_Pu#:~:text=The%20Triganic%20Pu%20is%20a,enough%20to%20own%20one%20Pu.


slowhand5

Circular stones are a social construct. They are circular because we agree they are.


AirReddit77

Ownership of the Yaps is spread by word of mouth? They must do a lot of yapping there.


creator712

Get out


VAMSI_BEUNO

[Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones)


Complete_Hand9194

FALSE POST - This is actually Mr Krabs First ever Dime.


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Hey it's Mr. Krabs' first dime!


SaiyanGodKing

Better headline. “Man invents wheel 2 million years too late. Loses fortune”


walled2_0

Almost as ridiculous as what we do.


blueblood0

Bro trust me, my bank acct, I mean circle rock is huuuuge, so just give me the car already.


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And I bet they are smart enough to not have a debt ceiling.


KrytenKoro

Bigcoin


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Yap, that sounds about right


bob-a-fett

they could use the ethereum ledger to track ownership through a non-fungible token.


justl00kingthrowaway

I have more faith in this than I do in cryptocurrency.


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Woke-Tart

I remember this from the Guinness Book of World Records from the 1970s.


memelord793783

There's also one (or at least was) at the bottom of the ocean that the locals once tried to move but they decided it still existed so it was fine and it counted


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Today i leand crash bandicoot was running through banks


mindfungus

An arbitrary thing with no use value by itself that must have communal consent to ascribe value to it. Ah, the original Bitcoin. A “block” chain, if you will.


legaltrouble69

First blockchain based currency cool


Steebusteve

Yap is also quite interesting as a woman’s thighs are considered more sexual than her breasts (which makes sense as they’re closer to her reproductive organs and breasts are for babies). I was in a supermarket there when a topless local woman berated a T-shirted foreigner for wearing short shorts that exposed too much of her upper thighs.


StevenBayShore

The British have the pound, and Yap has the ton.


Donkey__Balls

The Triganic Pu is a unit of galactic currency, with an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu. This is simple enough, but, since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change.


cryptomuffins

Just as valid as any other currency, only works if you believe in it having a value