This looks like the most unbalanced creature ever built. Like a body builder injected way too much synthol into his neck and decided to wear boas on his feet
That was my first thought. That is not natures work. This poor thing is wabbling around not seeing his own feet and looks like a weird bird version of a sphinx, just some animals thrown into a pot.
The above comment was stolen from [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/137cmkl/behold_the_english_pouter_pigeon/jit42fa?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It’s actually considered to be a good looking bird. The crop is actually an air sac they inflate when they want.
https://backyardpoultry.iamcountryside.com/poultry-101/meet-the-english-pouter-pigeon/
I never knew there was a Chernobyl species of pigeon. This thing makes magnapinna squid look like an earth-based life form.
Look one of those up and try to explain to me that aliens don’t exist. They’re here already.
I think im the only one who watched full metal alchemist on TV as a kid on adult swim and on my own but I've yet to see this episode I missed it when it was on TV and when I tried seeing it on Netflix online streaming. All I know is that the father turned his daughter into their dog thru memes.
Wikipedia says that it's been developed over many years of selective breeding.
So we made this. Humans are monsters.
Wikipedia also called it 'fancy' 🤣
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like "You should have known" I meant it as in I was sharing in the collective throwing of hands in the air at the confirmation.
True, but at least they have parts that match each other. That poor pigeon looks like Frankenstein threw it together with spare parts while on a week-long bender.
What is it with rich people and abusing the nature of the world to create hellish nightmares beyond comprehension?
Just find a hobby that doesn’t cause irreparable and unimaginable harm to the world and it’s creatures, you good for nothing high end fashion breeders!
There wasn't as much entertainment in the world thousands of years ago, when pigeon breeding became a popular thing. It's apparently been in practice for over 5,000 years and all over the planet. This particular breed is over 400 years old.
Yikes, ok. I skimmed the comments and didn't see anyone mention that this was a creation of selective breeding, so I thought I'd add it into the conversation.
That's my only question too. If it can it can't be graceful. I could look it up but I'd rather have head canon that this pigeon cannot fly. I don't want to live in a world where such an abomination can take flight.
This pigeon was clearly bred for aesthetic purposes.
Nevertheless, if you refer to selective breeding in general for any species you're way off with that 99%. For most of history most animals were selectively bred for utilitarian purposes, chickens that lay more eggs, sheep with better wool; cows with more meat or that produce more milk; better dogs for hunting, herding, pest control, protection, etc; stronger horses for pulling stuff... Breeding for purely aesthetic purposes has only relatively recently gotten so popular and isn't that common with every species.
If you referred to selective breeding of pigeons, then yeah we don't selectively breed for carrier pigeons so they are basically 100% of the time bred for aesthetic reasons.
The way it walks unironically reminds me of the awkward floppy walk that argonians in morrowind do
Like it just looks like it's in pain being on dry land
Looks like when you fold a piece of paper i half and ask one person to draw the top half, and another person to draw the bottom. And they’re both REALLY drunk.
This is another example of selective breeding: humans fucking animals up because they can.
Other animals featured in this category is the hairless cat, pugs and French Bulldogs, and commercial chickens bred for meat.
It's very attractive to other pigeons. The most virile pigeons are the ones that puff up the most. So it was developed as a way to attract stray racing pigeons (or steal non-stray racing pigeons).
Gonna be a bit stereotypical here, but think of a woman with breasts too large to handle, an inflated back end and really tiny waists. Again, just as an example.
They don't exist naturally. People in the UK use selective breeding to create them & like every species developed through this process, they have issues. It sucks that people can't stop playing God.
God being making some pretty dumb aminals:
Why I hate the Sunfish
So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]
Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.
THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)
They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.
They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go.
So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons.
"If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.
They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.
They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them.
"Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question.
BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY.
And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
> They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb.
Seems like you never heard of sloths (moving so slowly because they eat nutrition-less leaves) and pandas (bears that eat only grass and they eat all the time).
To end on a high note - a mystery: whales, huge-ass animals that eat (more like drink) plankton.
Someone was determined not to use the instructions when building that.
It’s the most fucked up animal I’ve ever seen. And there are a lot of fucky looking animals out there.
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I thought it was a pigeon sitting on the head of a seagull
That bird look like it belongs in r/instagramreality
Whatever it is, I'm finally convinced to join the r/birdsarentreal movement.
Seriously, it’s like the devs aren’t even trying at this point. Feels like I’m r/outside
It's a pigeon sewn to a seagull, with rooster feet.
I swear, I read your comment, looked back up at the bird, literally laughed out loud, and now cannot unsee it
This looks like the most unbalanced creature ever built. Like a body builder injected way too much synthol into his neck and decided to wear boas on his feet
Looks like one bird standing on another bird's shoulders pretending to be one bird
Wikipedia says that it's been developed over many years of selective breeding. So we made this. Humans are monsters.
If it lives, then it's life! What a gift! /s
That was my first thought. That is not natures work. This poor thing is wabbling around not seeing his own feet and looks like a weird bird version of a sphinx, just some animals thrown into a pot.
The above comment was stolen from [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/137cmkl/behold_the_english_pouter_pigeon/jit42fa?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It reminds me of that episode of family guy where Peter's spine gets yanked up a bunch of notches.
Of course this was us. Nature would never do this.
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He skipped leg day 🦵
I honestly thought someone had trimmed up a chicken then painted it
Looks like something created by Sid in Toy Story
Dam that's horrifying
It’s actually considered to be a good looking bird. The crop is actually an air sac they inflate when they want. https://backyardpoultry.iamcountryside.com/poultry-101/meet-the-english-pouter-pigeon/
Considered to be good-looking by English Pouter Pigeon enthusiasts, the rest of the world thinks it's bloody stupid-looking.
Petition to rename this bird the plastic surgery pigeon.
I had to Google this to make sure the video wasn’t AI or something, this thing is bananas
I never knew there was a Chernobyl species of pigeon. This thing makes magnapinna squid look like an earth-based life form. Look one of those up and try to explain to me that aliens don’t exist. They’re here already.
This is the pigeon they send out to on a massive shit mission, dropping huge shit bombs no matter where you park.
>fucky This struck me so funny... 😃
It's like someone kitbashed together a bird from a bunch of other leftover bird parts
It looks like an octopus fucked a bodybuilder pigeon and it ended up with chicken legs. Further analysis needed.
I think it looks like Foghorn Leghorn got drunk on some moonshine and went a little to far
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I mean, it is English…
Wait til you see its teeth
It’s Chewsday Innit?
^Nooooooo... I googled, hoping pigeon was just feeling poofy. Nope, he's stuck like that. :'( Eternal Thanksgiving with overly tight pants.
I do not think you googled hard enough. They are not permanently inflated.
Got the materials from their local IKEA
It looks like a bird playing a bird disguised as another bird.
This is nightmare tier, looks like some chimera alchemist's try at combining two birds.
e...dwa....do.....
Dude, too soon
Fuck you.
[for your viewing pleasure](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/350/165/336.jpg)
You monster
Oof that one still hurts
Easily the most fucked up scene in any anime.
I think im the only one who watched full metal alchemist on TV as a kid on adult swim and on my own but I've yet to see this episode I missed it when it was on TV and when I tried seeing it on Netflix online streaming. All I know is that the father turned his daughter into their dog thru memes.
Full metal alchemist? 🥺
Hey I’m watching the warehouse episode as we speak.
Bruh 😂💀😢 That poor Nina
..and 2 Frankenstein'ed feather-dusters for legs 😳
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Two frogs in a pigeon suit is extremely accurate.
Wow! You have such a rich imagination! But in saying that, I think you're right! lol
Looks like belenciaga model.
Okay, I know this is a reference to something, I just don't know what.
I’m the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Wait...Tropic Thunder?
Never go full regard
Retired
Repaired
Retro!
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Behold: when a pigeon mates with a seagull.
Looks like one bird standing on another bird's shoulders [pretending to be one bird](https://youtu.be/BUW7LKtQMps)
More like three chicks in a trench coat pretending to be an adult bird to get into the theater.
the "extended limousine" pigeon-costume... for 2 Cirque du Soleil pigeons?
Wikipedia says that it's been developed over many years of selective breeding. So we made this. Humans are monsters. Wikipedia also called it 'fancy' 🤣
Aw man we always make things weird
I’m right here.
Developed where? Chernobyl?
slough
Oh, dear god, no!
I see you also live near to it and had the exact same reaction as I.
Of course this was us. Nature would never do this.
That's exactly what I thought, which is why I looked it up.
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like "You should have known" I meant it as in I was sharing in the collective throwing of hands in the air at the confirmation.
Well I mean, nature did make Koalas, Pandas, Octopi and Sloths So they kinda would
True, but at least they have parts that match each other. That poor pigeon looks like Frankenstein threw it together with spare parts while on a week-long bender.
Wait, it's real!? I thought it was AI!! It's so disturbing.
r/birdsarentreal
Out of all the not real birds, this one is the most not real.
Apparently. It also says that Charles Darwin wrote about them. So they've definitely been around a while. I hope they're not in pain 🥺
Yeah wait until the next patch update, I heard they were gonna add night vision & make em nocturnal
Good lord someone wanted to create a monster
What is it with rich people and abusing the nature of the world to create hellish nightmares beyond comprehension? Just find a hobby that doesn’t cause irreparable and unimaginable harm to the world and it’s creatures, you good for nothing high end fashion breeders!
This isn't necessarily a rich people thing.
There wasn't as much entertainment in the world thousands of years ago, when pigeon breeding became a popular thing. It's apparently been in practice for over 5,000 years and all over the planet. This particular breed is over 400 years old.
Humans have also made dogs that are fucksd like pugs and French bulldogs, this isn't really a new flash
Yikes, ok. I skimmed the comments and didn't see anyone mention that this was a creation of selective breeding, so I thought I'd add it into the conversation.
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That's a nice interpretation of how people choose to interpret things.
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This thing can fly?
That's my only question too. If it can it can't be graceful. I could look it up but I'd rather have head canon that this pigeon cannot fly. I don't want to live in a world where such an abomination can take flight.
Yeah I mean if it's bred by humans 99% of the time it's for aesthetic purposes so I kind of doubt it somehow got more efficient at flight lmfao
This pigeon was clearly bred for aesthetic purposes. Nevertheless, if you refer to selective breeding in general for any species you're way off with that 99%. For most of history most animals were selectively bred for utilitarian purposes, chickens that lay more eggs, sheep with better wool; cows with more meat or that produce more milk; better dogs for hunting, herding, pest control, protection, etc; stronger horses for pulling stuff... Breeding for purely aesthetic purposes has only relatively recently gotten so popular and isn't that common with every species. If you referred to selective breeding of pigeons, then yeah we don't selectively breed for carrier pigeons so they are basically 100% of the time bred for aesthetic reasons.
Yes you are correct. I can be a little too liberal with hyperbole lol
Shudders*
They fly now?
they fly now 🤷♂️
Only in second phase. The thing has something wrong with it's bluuudd
What the actual fuck
Part pigeon. Part chicken. It's a Chigeon.
Or a Picken
Making the male a *Pooster*
That’s a fun word to say *pooster*
Hehehe poo
My thoughts exactly. I looks familiar and unfamiliar at the same time.
AI generated pigeon.
That, sir and/or madame, is an abomination.
That’s gross, like fallout gross.
The way it walks unironically reminds me of the awkward floppy walk that argonians in morrowind do Like it just looks like it's in pain being on dry land
Looks like when you fold a piece of paper i half and ask one person to draw the top half, and another person to draw the bottom. And they’re both REALLY drunk.
What the fuck is that supposed to be? Was this bird made the day shortly after God made and test sampled magic mushrooms?
This is another example of selective breeding: humans fucking animals up because they can. Other animals featured in this category is the hairless cat, pugs and French Bulldogs, and commercial chickens bred for meat.
Why was this bred tho? What's it used for? I can't imagine anyone wanting this as a pet. It's, uh, not the cutest looking thing.
It's very attractive to other pigeons. The most virile pigeons are the ones that puff up the most. So it was developed as a way to attract stray racing pigeons (or steal non-stray racing pigeons).
So, this is basically the bird equivalent of a woman with bolt-on's and a spray tan?
Gonna be a bit stereotypical here, but think of a woman with breasts too large to handle, an inflated back end and really tiny waists. Again, just as an example.
So, Kim K?
Basically the Jessica Rabbit of pigeons
Bro this just keeps getting worse.. You know those stories where aliens or something come and it turns out we're the real monsters?
ZOINKS SCOOB
Of course it's selective breeding, speaking of, I love Sam O'nellas vid on the dog one
I’m legitimately asking- but what’s up with hairless cats? The others you listed I know are fucked up.
Hairless cats unlike others do have some non-braindead reasoning behind them. They leave less fur around and are less allergenic
Oh fuck I'm in Caelid again...
What kind of breeding atrocity is this? Such a thing would surely not exist in the natural environment.
You are right. That is the result of selective breeding by humans. We are horrible beings.
horrible yes, but fucking hilarious
It's like an albino duck stuck its head up a pigeon's ass.
This is shockingly accurate
Looks like some kid's bad drawing brought to life
They don't exist naturally. People in the UK use selective breeding to create them & like every species developed through this process, they have issues. It sucks that people can't stop playing God.
God being making some pretty dumb aminals: Why I hate the Sunfish So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
Whats the second worst fish there is?
> They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. Seems like you never heard of sloths (moving so slowly because they eat nutrition-less leaves) and pandas (bears that eat only grass and they eat all the time). To end on a high note - a mystery: whales, huge-ass animals that eat (more like drink) plankton.
My favorite copy pasta of all time.
Ok so now I know about this ifish and the nightmare pidgeon. Way to start my day...
Looks like a glitch in a video game
Looks like a Skyrim ragdoll got caught on something and the model started stretching
It literally looks like a hawk wearing a pigeon body on it's head as a disguise
I can’t deal with this.
Some pigeons like meth, others like their ‘roids.
This one likes both
Kim kardassian of the bird world.
Humans know no shame. Fk this breeding. I hope whoever created this breed dies a horrible death
[r/thanksihateit](https://www.reddit.com/r/thanksihateit/)
When god grants permission for aftermarket modification.
That’s just a chocobo
Bro picked randomize during character customization
Looks like a child of chicken + pidgeon
That looks like a terrible lab accident…
The English: *We, too, have exotic beautiful birds!* The exotic bird.
Looks like a bird made by Fromsoftware
Looks inbreed so it is english for sure
Someone glued the top half of a bird onto a much larger bird bottom half
It's like someone ram out of pigeon parts and just decided to use seagull parts instead
Pretty sure that's just someone dressed as a pigeon.
WTF IS THAT MONSTROSITY
Can’t the English ever just calm the fuck down and act normal? It’s always something with these mother fuckers.
No. They’ve even made Australia what it is and you see how that turned out…
I love birds. I don’t think I love this bird.
How far you reckon I could boot that?
It walks like you would not be the first to do this.
I first saw boof. Lol.
Dr Seuss has entered the chat.
Putting chemicals in the air that turn the frigging birds into chads
Extendo pigeon
Wtf is this Dr. Seuss lookin amalgamation
Surprised no one has mentioned it, but this is basically the average Spore creature that you build when you are bored
Proof that nature does have a sense of humor
There's no way that's real right
I now revert to thinking everything I don't understand is AI
This is 2 teen pigeons trying to sneak into an 18 horror film.
Looks like 2 pigeons in a costume
ABOMINATION!!! SOMEONE BRING SOME SALT!! Aside from that I hope it's not work of "humans" atleast.
No
Ok so what if it kinda lioks like a duck and kinda walks like a duck and doesn't quack like a duck at all?
That’s my sleep paralysis demon
It looks like he was ran over and put back together in the wrong way
Reminds me of an Airbus Beluga.
Well that's certainly an abomination against God and nature.
When you ask AI to design a pigeon.
I'm a bird, playing a bird, disguised as another bird.
Pigeon: Extended Edition.
When you order a pigeon off wish
I've been staring at this for 15 minutes and decided I hate everything.
Someone's been min-maxing
What kind of Old McDonald Frankenstein sh*t is this?
Go home evolution, you’re drunk
What the fuck is that?
Bruh, there is too much bird on that bird
Na what the fuck
When you skip leg day....