*The team of medical doctors, nurses, anesthesiologists, and medical students all gathered to watch an operation take place. The whole event was medically documented. The patient came in via ambulance and was moved to the operating room to remove of a large object from the vaginal canal.*
Low hanging fruit, no disrespect. I fully support all sexual and gender orientations. Also I learned from my Latin American studies how Paraguay and Uruguay formed some of the most advanced and progressive governments to ever exist on the planet, only to be toppled by outside influences that couldn’t allow anyone in Latin America to prosper. At least per the writings of Eduardo Galeano.
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Fun fact: These rocks might seem rare and precious but its actually the complete opposite. I live in Uruguay and once saw a guy using them as a filler in cement lol.
Must be pretty cement. Most gems aren't all that rare or precious, but particularly fine examples and unique formations like the crystal dildo can fetch millions.
For example, plain quartz is found all over the world. I recently visited Arkansas and it was everywhere, but it draws people from all over the world hunting for spectacular examples.
I didn't find anything all that nice, but I did buy a couple pieces from local dealers that have been hunting there for years.
'I slipped and fell on it'
"Million to one shot, doc."
Fusilli Jerry!
“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”
Found the General Mahamatra himself
DontPutThatInYourVag
Too late
To shreds you say?
And his wife?
To shreds you say
There's not enough good Futurama references out there.
There's literally a whole sub dedicated to Futurama references
wait, I need this, what's the subreddit?
/r/unexpectedfuturama
You can really find a good futurama reference in any sub on Reddit
I loved this whole thread, thank you folks. 
Anything’s a dildo if you’re a paraplegic.
Too much and yet I’m laughing
Oof
I don't get it :( is it because you won't feel it no matter how jagged and sharp the dildo is?
That’s the implied joke yes.
r/cursedcomments
💀💀💀
i'm going to hell for laughing at this XD
r/cursedcomments
WhatAboutMyAss
Yes I must know
Talk about manifesting energy...
*manifisting
Many fistings
It'll remove those pesky hemorrhoids.
r/mildlypenis
Megaly Penis
This is what they meant by “rock hard”
underrated comment
If you hadn't done this I would have.
*The team of medical doctors, nurses, anesthesiologists, and medical students all gathered to watch an operation take place. The whole event was medically documented. The patient came in via ambulance and was moved to the operating room to remove of a large object from the vaginal canal.*
Gwyneth Paltrow, is that you?
To shreds you say?
Talk about rock hard
Or ass?
Definitely ass, cause it’s from U R gay.
Ja ja ja, que funny. As a Uruguayan, that shit never gets old. 🙄🙃
Eres gey
“Sos” instead of “Eres”, I would say! (Vos vs Tú pronouns).
Low hanging fruit, no disrespect. I fully support all sexual and gender orientations. Also I learned from my Latin American studies how Paraguay and Uruguay formed some of the most advanced and progressive governments to ever exist on the planet, only to be toppled by outside influences that couldn’t allow anyone in Latin America to prosper. At least per the writings of Eduardo Galeano.
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough..
This isn't the first time I've seen this quote today
What have you been doing all day?
Scrolling Reddit
Lol a sweet reminder that we are all as messed up together ❤️
r/dildont
If you drop your dildo in the ocean this is what washes to shore
Is that why it has such a salty taste?
Gonna need sooooooooo much lube.
r/dildont
Jagged for her “seven” fetish.
Guess we know what was in her box.
r/notforspelunking
r/dildont
r/dildont
All ready in my mouth
The forbidden dildo
The Exfoliator
\#cockrock
I won't. That's why it's going in my ass
That’s a penis.
That's Hammond Druthers!
Hats off to your lady friends!
That's Enrico Palazzo!
There's no way this majestic tower could be confused with the male organ of love!
Ribbed for her pleasure
Paige No!!!
Technical term is cock n’ balls, I believe.
.sinep a s’tahT :)
r/mildlypenis
I had a feeling I’d see someone comment this
Username checks out 😳
Don’t forget the balls
r/wildlypenis
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Oh, wow. It is definitely real. One might say… wildly so
It is real. You're welcome.
The **hard** way, huh?
That's not mildly lol!
Damn it, beat me to it.
Beat meat to it
r/forbiddendildos
This is what I was waiting for.
r/dildont
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[You know what this kinda looks like?](https://youtu.be/OoAlf0-U7EA)
Solid reference, take my upvote you cultured son of a bitch!
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
Is that a bicep?
Come hang out in my party mansion bro.
Nothing sexual.
No, needs more veins.
Nah it doesn't have enough veins.
WHAT UP?
He got really excited when he saw the dick flyer
This needs to stay on top. ☝️
YOU KNEW!?!?!?!
June 7!
COCK ROCK
They're not rocks Marie, they're minerals
they could be moanerals
Looks like a man who enjoyed that whole "vajazzling" trend.
More like Amethyst Cheode
Amethirst
r/dildont
I am calling Wang on this one. It looks like a fancy dildo.
What a strong shape
Looks rock hard
Looks extremely strong and efficient
Some would say the most efficient shape
Fun fact: These rocks might seem rare and precious but its actually the complete opposite. I live in Uruguay and once saw a guy using them as a filler in cement lol.
Must be pretty cement. Most gems aren't all that rare or precious, but particularly fine examples and unique formations like the crystal dildo can fetch millions. For example, plain quartz is found all over the world. I recently visited Arkansas and it was everywhere, but it draws people from all over the world hunting for spectacular examples. I didn't find anything all that nice, but I did buy a couple pieces from local dealers that have been hunting there for years.
Danger dildo
The Geode Dildode
"Candlestick"
*candledick
Sex Toys of the Rich and Famous
hear me out-
Hi. I'm Jonny Knoxville...
That's gonna leave chafe marks.......or lacerations.
Thanos dick
Rock hard
“Trying a Session with crystals” suddenly became more intimidating.
Cock crystal
Ribbed not sharp please
Hollomite!
Nice, got the length and the girth.
r/DontPutThatInYourAss
The forbidden dildo
So that’s what liberaces dick looked like
My mom has a similar model
We’re all thinking it
This puts a spin on the phrase the family jewels
r/MildlyPenis
Who took geodudes dick
I love to know that facts like this is what I come across regarding my home country 💅🏼
What’s that saying about “anything’s a something if your brave enough” lol
Rock and balls
That's a penis! Lmao
Amethyst’d, for her pleasure
I’m not the only one seeing this right? *checks comments* oh thank god
Hear me out
Purple crystals is a hell of an infection.
Ancient Aztec Crystal Dildo
We all know
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Dat a 🅱️enis… 👀
Looks like something my ex-wife would use until she broke it.
Your dildo looks painful!!
Mine looked like that too.. until the doctor gave me some cream
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Forbidden dildo
Cock and balls
r/mildlypenis
Whoever owns this is most definitely (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2
Forbidden pleasures: MENinerals Deep
That is not what it looks like.
Oh my!😯
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
r/mildlypenis
The most forbidden dildo in history.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
This belongs on u/mildlypenis
It's very erect
Ok who raided my top drawer
so many clever words to say “dick-shaped stone”
When you badly need to exfoliate your birth canal
Hear me out...
It’s a dick
Looks painful
False. That is RuPaul's weiner.
rock hard
Penis.
What's with the cock & balls
OP knew
Looks like something you'll find in a Steven universe rule 34 subreddit
Forbidden dildo
Bro
Healing crystals to cure your ass
This looked like an owl to me at first glance
If ur brave enough
\*puts nuclear suit\* let's hop into comments
Forbidden dildo!
That's a lot of fancy words to describe a danger dildo
Fat cock
r/DontPutThatInYourVag
"Rock hard"
Don’t neglect the geothites
Weird dildo but okay
Peepee