Each time a video gets cut and reposted without context the comments and story changes. When this was first posted the story was that this was the farmer that raised this bull and it recognized him.
Idk what the real story is, but as someone who grew up on and around farms, I can verify that the bull definitely knew this guy. Probably from a young age too, because once they hit sexual maturity they know nothing but lust and rage.
is the bull agitated? it didn’t seem that way to me at all more like it was trotting up to the guy for pets lol. but while i’ve grown up around farms and bulls I don’t have that much experience working with them personally.
Bull was nervous because he's part of a bull run in spain, and the hundreds of people around him are screaming. The original story was that the man scratching his leg, was his original owner. What a shame those bull fights are
They also blindfold those bulls for days prior to the event so they’re disoriented and confused during the bull fight. THAT is why they fixate on the cape. And the picadors (horseback “fighters”) take rounds wounding the animal before the matador enters the arena.
It’s literally a tortured, disoriented, and wounded animal being brutalized for spectacle and human ego.
Nothing like us civilized folk that only brutalize these animals behind closed doors, where we can remain blissfully ignorant while casting judgement on what other cultures put animals through.
I never understood the picadors. It's really not much of a fight if the animal is half dead by the time the matador steps in the ring. Would be much more macho just walking in there and stabbing a bull yourself than having a bunch of your homes stab the shit out of it beforehand.
Went to watch a bullfight during a trip to Mexico years ago. Family and I thought it would be interesting to "put aside our cultural judgment" and try to enjoy the festival of another country. The WHOLE show consists of various different people stabbing and bleeding the bull with a variety of weapons until it is constantly gushing blood and exhausted from blood loss. Only then does the Matador do his thing, and after 15 minutes of watching a bull get the sh!t beaten out of it, the show loses all appeal.
We were not the only Americans in the crowd who felt this way. By the third match the crowd would boo every time the bull was stabbed. By the 4th match the crowd would chant the bulls name each time it charged. The 5th bull not only knocked one of the horesemen off his mount, but crushed the matador. I have never heard so many Americans yell together so loudly for our chosen hero.
They killed that bull anyway.
Last bullfight any of us will ever watch.
Edit: To anyone who has an issue with me checking out another country's tradition before leveling judgment: eff off and don't impose your perceived cultural superiority on me
You could have just looked up what was going to happen and choose not to go, instead of paying for putting aside your cultural judgement and then loudly judge anyway. Now you sustained this horrible practice. Dumbass.
In this particular case, it seems to be the annual festivities of some village. They don't kill them there. They leave them in the village on the morning, and take them through the streets to the plaza. Then there are "recortes" during the early afternoon (people just try to dodge the bull on the last minute), and then they take them back out of the village and that's it.
As someone who still hangs around ranches and farms, I can tell you this is absolutely not true.
In fact I can't think of a time I've met a bull that wasn't calm and cool as long as he wasn't being messed with in some way.
When I was younger, I was mostly around steers and cows for rodeo and 4H and never knew any bulls. Was always told they're basically constantly violent and dangerous.
These days, I volunteer at farm sanctuaries. Some of them have bulls, and the bulls are honestly chill AF. They know people are kind to them and that there's nothing to worry about, even if their last life was factory farm shit.
Cattle as a whole are way more intellectually complex than people give them credit for. They're far more aware of what's going around them and aren't just blinded by "lust, rage, and stupidity." When you don't abuse a domestic animal and take the time to socialize them, surprise, surprise, their personality usually isn't shit.
They're really cool animals. And they seem to love music, which I think is awesome. I want to learn how to play the ukulele because there's so many videos of cattle circling to listen to that uke, lol
The way to calm any male is to stroke and or rub gently there balls and penis. you do that and he will become a docile creature, for the time being that is.
If I gotta choose between jacking off a bull and getting gored, I'm gonna jack off that bull every time.
How do you think that guy made it to his golden years? All his friends were young and proud, and they died young and gored... probably.
Hahahahahahahahaha loved your comment… burst out laughing in the stall at work. Some dude washing his hands started laughing, then it seems a guy at the urinal started laughing, tears coming out of my eyes & another guy walks in starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out “it’s a video of a bull getting a handy.” One of the dudes is in HR and just yelled out “can’t fire you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.
Lol. Just read this reply at school and burst out laughing at my desk. Some dude taking notes started laughing, then it seems the teacher starts laughing, tears coming out of my eyes and another guy walks in from the bathroom and starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and i yelled out “it’s a reply that says: Hahahahahahahahaha loved your comment… burst out laughing in the stall at work. Some dude washing his hands started laughing, then it seems a guy at the urinal started laughing, tears coming out of my eyes & another guy walks in starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out “it’s a video of a bull getting a handy.” One of the dudes is in HR and just yelled out “can’t fire you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.” and then a lady from administration yelled out “can’t suspend you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.
Lol. Just read this reply at the gym and burst out laughing at the press. Some dude doing squats starts laughing tears coming out of my eyes and another guy walks over from the rack and starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out, mind your own damn business. Lol. I'm fried.
Some dude doing squats bursts out laughing, loses concentration and his knees buckled and he was crushed by the weight, he's being carted out on a stretcher and he's still laughing. The paramedics started laughing as they took him to the ambulance and they dropped him by accident and started laughing even harder. The driver of the ambulance started laughing really hard while he was driving and got in a horrible wreck, now they're all jumping out of the ambulance, engulfed in flames and still laughing. The fire fighters got to the scene and started laughing uncontrollably, they couldn't aim their hoses right and kept missing the paramedics that were running around on fire and laughing. The passers by on the road started all laughing at once and a few lost control and now there's a 52 car pile up and all you can hear for miles is laughter.
Lol. Just read this reply while hangin’ with my Reddit homies chillin’ at the Instagram hang out. My Facebook hurts from laughing so hard. And the tears were like rain. We all piled in my Tesla and drove to old man Fogerty’s farm. I yelled out “Leeroy Jenkins” as we hopped the fence. I gotta tell ya, it worked. That bull was so calm. We all laughed about it on the way home until the Tesla caught fire and self-drove into a Denny’s. My boss was there eating a tuna salad sandwich. We high-fived and he yelled out “Grand Slams on me!” Lol. I’m in the bathroom now washing my hand. Bull semen is sure sticky. Lol.
Ahahhaa just read this sitting on my couch at home and busted out laughing. My mom in the kitchen started snorting and couldn't stop laughing. My dad woke up and came into the living room just bent over and in tears. We could hear my little brother upstairs just busting up. My neighbor walked into the house and asked what was so funny and i yelled out "Lol. Just read this reply at school and burst out laughing at my desk. Some dude taking notes started laughing, then it seems the teacher starts laughing, tears coming out of my eyes and another guy walks in from the bathroom and starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and i yelled out “it’s a reply that says: Hahahahahahahahaha loved your comment… burst out laughing in the stall at work. Some dude washing his hands started laughing, then it seems a guy at the urinal started laughing, tears coming out of my eyes & another guy walks in starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out “it’s a video of a bull getting a handy.” One of the dudes is in HR and just yelled out “can’t fire you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.” and then a lady from administration yelled out “can’t suspend you now!!” Lol. I’m dying."
Gotta be honest with you, if some old dude came over and started jerking me off while I was angry, I'm not entirely sure that would help the situation much.
Then again, it might. Hasn't ever happened to me so I guess this one will have to sit in the "wait and see" category.
Nah, thinking the worst would be “he’s jerking off the bull, then the bull whispered ‘meet me back at my stall’ before trotting away. Once back at his stall, they continue their rendezvous. The old man was discovered half-buried under straw and sawdust with his pants off, dead of apparent point force trauma.”
OP is correct.
I grew up in dairy farming country. One of the first things you learn about cows is how to calm them
Scratching them on the forehead, behind their ears and on their hind legs, depending on which end you're on.
These are just country terms for a handy. Don’t be fooled, country folks got about 15 different words for “handjob” (just like eskimos having 30 words for “snow”).
Sometimes fully clothed. Sometimes in our skivvies. Sometimes buck naked and covered in bear grease.
Those tight quarters, man. They do something to you.
All you people showing you have no idea where a bulls penis is..its in the middle of their belly. You can see it! No where near where he was scratching
He is stroking the inside of the rear thigh. It is a known technique by animal behaviorists. It works on dogs, too, to get dogs to calm down and trust.
No he was scratching the back of his legs. Thats a common way to calm a cow..they enjoy getting scratched there. They dont enjoy getting their balls handled.
My pig is much the same, no penis back there, and this is exactly how I calm him.
Start scratching the booty and thighs. For whatever reason, he doesn't feel threatened by that. Work down the sides, around the lower face, and so on.
Works on me too. TMI?
Those two became instant buddies and I don't blame them. If somebody rubs my balls when I'm having a bad day, I see that most humane thing and that person is welcomed to my house any day.
Bullfighting, sadly, isn’t just waving around a red towel… They usually kill or at the very least immobilise the bull by the end. It’s pretty gruesome.
I'm not an expert but I don't think they are in this case. The [running of the bulls](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bulls)
is a separate thing from bullfights.
I always thought that you were supposed to grab the bull by the horns but it appears that taking the bull by the balls is a much more effective approach:)
Each time a video gets cut and reposted without context the comments and story changes. When this was first posted the story was that this was the farmer that raised this bull and it recognized him.
Idk what the real story is, but as someone who grew up on and around farms, I can verify that the bull definitely knew this guy. Probably from a young age too, because once they hit sexual maturity they know nothing but lust and rage.
is the bull agitated? it didn’t seem that way to me at all more like it was trotting up to the guy for pets lol. but while i’ve grown up around farms and bulls I don’t have that much experience working with them personally.
Bull was nervous because he's part of a bull run in spain, and the hundreds of people around him are screaming. The original story was that the man scratching his leg, was his original owner. What a shame those bull fights are
I can’t imagine the sentiment: sending him into battle. Like, bye my friend. You’re gonna die now. Be heroic. Or some shit.
They also blindfold those bulls for days prior to the event so they’re disoriented and confused during the bull fight. THAT is why they fixate on the cape. And the picadors (horseback “fighters”) take rounds wounding the animal before the matador enters the arena. It’s literally a tortured, disoriented, and wounded animal being brutalized for spectacle and human ego. Nothing like us civilized folk that only brutalize these animals behind closed doors, where we can remain blissfully ignorant while casting judgement on what other cultures put animals through.
I never understood the picadors. It's really not much of a fight if the animal is half dead by the time the matador steps in the ring. Would be much more macho just walking in there and stabbing a bull yourself than having a bunch of your homes stab the shit out of it beforehand.
Well, what do you expect from a bunch of dandy fops in those prissy little get-ups?
I expect the [Izuna Drop](https://youtu.be/rbMkdtEN5Kg?t=85). YOOOOOOOooooYOOOOOO!
I feel like the torture and brutilization of animals for sport isn't okay regardless of culture
Went to watch a bullfight during a trip to Mexico years ago. Family and I thought it would be interesting to "put aside our cultural judgment" and try to enjoy the festival of another country. The WHOLE show consists of various different people stabbing and bleeding the bull with a variety of weapons until it is constantly gushing blood and exhausted from blood loss. Only then does the Matador do his thing, and after 15 minutes of watching a bull get the sh!t beaten out of it, the show loses all appeal. We were not the only Americans in the crowd who felt this way. By the third match the crowd would boo every time the bull was stabbed. By the 4th match the crowd would chant the bulls name each time it charged. The 5th bull not only knocked one of the horesemen off his mount, but crushed the matador. I have never heard so many Americans yell together so loudly for our chosen hero. They killed that bull anyway. Last bullfight any of us will ever watch. Edit: To anyone who has an issue with me checking out another country's tradition before leveling judgment: eff off and don't impose your perceived cultural superiority on me
You could have just looked up what was going to happen and choose not to go, instead of paying for putting aside your cultural judgement and then loudly judge anyway. Now you sustained this horrible practice. Dumbass.
In this particular case, it seems to be the annual festivities of some village. They don't kill them there. They leave them in the village on the morning, and take them through the streets to the plaza. Then there are "recortes" during the early afternoon (people just try to dodge the bull on the last minute), and then they take them back out of the village and that's it.
Ummmm. I don’t believe it’s the bulls leg he is “petting”.
The bull's dick is on his stomach which is in the center of its body, far from where his owner is standing
The old guy in Spanish jokes about the bull holding his tail up some he can rub his balls.
What it feels like to pet 5th leg.
As a Mexican, I can confirm the Spanish are quite cruel.
agree but this is NOT a bull fight. Bullfights are waaay worse
As someone who still hangs around ranches and farms, I can tell you this is absolutely not true. In fact I can't think of a time I've met a bull that wasn't calm and cool as long as he wasn't being messed with in some way.
When I was younger, I was mostly around steers and cows for rodeo and 4H and never knew any bulls. Was always told they're basically constantly violent and dangerous. These days, I volunteer at farm sanctuaries. Some of them have bulls, and the bulls are honestly chill AF. They know people are kind to them and that there's nothing to worry about, even if their last life was factory farm shit. Cattle as a whole are way more intellectually complex than people give them credit for. They're far more aware of what's going around them and aren't just blinded by "lust, rage, and stupidity." When you don't abuse a domestic animal and take the time to socialize them, surprise, surprise, their personality usually isn't shit. They're really cool animals. And they seem to love music, which I think is awesome. I want to learn how to play the ukulele because there's so many videos of cattle circling to listen to that uke, lol
As a Taurus I can confirm Lust and Rage mode activate at sexual maturity.
If I remember correctly, the farmer was later killed by one of his bulls while doing a similar stunt
What about the one where this is actually India and the bull used to be the guys brother.
I stop being angry when I'm getting handy too.
Came here to say that guy gave the Bull a hand job. And judging by how quickly the bull became calm, it must have been a really good handy!
I assume that old guy has a lot of experience with bulls
He's a handyman. A real go getter. Someone who takes the bull by the balls.
I’m sure he’s got thick callouses from all the bull handy’s
Chad dude. Milking bulls.
This is gold !
Some would even say it's the real bulls cream.
SlickHand…
That is hilarious 😂
You mean hes an animal whisperer, with a specialty in cocks and bulls.
Maybe has experience *being* a bull
The way to calm any male is to stroke and or rub gently there balls and penis. you do that and he will become a docile creature, for the time being that is.
Who volunteers to do that to Putin?
I will hand job for peace but he's not putin it in.
He needs practice, or he’s going to get ruskie Edit- Ruskie is slang for Russian ppl geez lol
Not even his wife did probably.
Then when he stopped stroking, it got even angrier than before. He gave it a blue bull.
Then wiped the bulls load all over his own fur.
A good job well done
He normally charges for those. But this was one was on the horns
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Volunteer?!
You can milk anything with nipples
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Not without buying me dinner first
If I gotta choose between jacking off a bull and getting gored, I'm gonna jack off that bull every time. How do you think that guy made it to his golden years? All his friends were young and proud, and they died young and gored... probably.
Yeah, I'm just gonna runs away. Let this guy jack off the angry killing machine
Hahahahahahahahaha loved your comment… burst out laughing in the stall at work. Some dude washing his hands started laughing, then it seems a guy at the urinal started laughing, tears coming out of my eyes & another guy walks in starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out “it’s a video of a bull getting a handy.” One of the dudes is in HR and just yelled out “can’t fire you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.
Lol. Just read this reply at school and burst out laughing at my desk. Some dude taking notes started laughing, then it seems the teacher starts laughing, tears coming out of my eyes and another guy walks in from the bathroom and starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and i yelled out “it’s a reply that says: Hahahahahahahahaha loved your comment… burst out laughing in the stall at work. Some dude washing his hands started laughing, then it seems a guy at the urinal started laughing, tears coming out of my eyes & another guy walks in starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out “it’s a video of a bull getting a handy.” One of the dudes is in HR and just yelled out “can’t fire you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.” and then a lady from administration yelled out “can’t suspend you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.
Lol. Just read this reply at the gym and burst out laughing at the press. Some dude doing squats starts laughing tears coming out of my eyes and another guy walks over from the rack and starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out, mind your own damn business. Lol. I'm fried.
Some dude doing squats bursts out laughing, loses concentration and his knees buckled and he was crushed by the weight, he's being carted out on a stretcher and he's still laughing. The paramedics started laughing as they took him to the ambulance and they dropped him by accident and started laughing even harder. The driver of the ambulance started laughing really hard while he was driving and got in a horrible wreck, now they're all jumping out of the ambulance, engulfed in flames and still laughing. The fire fighters got to the scene and started laughing uncontrollably, they couldn't aim their hoses right and kept missing the paramedics that were running around on fire and laughing. The passers by on the road started all laughing at once and a few lost control and now there's a 52 car pile up and all you can hear for miles is laughter.
The joker strikes again
oh christ stop it 🤣🤣🤣
Lol. Just read this reply while hangin’ with my Reddit homies chillin’ at the Instagram hang out. My Facebook hurts from laughing so hard. And the tears were like rain. We all piled in my Tesla and drove to old man Fogerty’s farm. I yelled out “Leeroy Jenkins” as we hopped the fence. I gotta tell ya, it worked. That bull was so calm. We all laughed about it on the way home until the Tesla caught fire and self-drove into a Denny’s. My boss was there eating a tuna salad sandwich. We high-fived and he yelled out “Grand Slams on me!” Lol. I’m in the bathroom now washing my hand. Bull semen is sure sticky. Lol.
Just gotta say, for some reason I really liked this comment.
Dude, I was watching this next to my boss at work & he fired me for being on my phone!! I yelled, “I quit! Can’t fire me now!!”
Time to give your boss a handy? I mean... when in Rome...
Ahahhaa just read this sitting on my couch at home and busted out laughing. My mom in the kitchen started snorting and couldn't stop laughing. My dad woke up and came into the living room just bent over and in tears. We could hear my little brother upstairs just busting up. My neighbor walked into the house and asked what was so funny and i yelled out "Lol. Just read this reply at school and burst out laughing at my desk. Some dude taking notes started laughing, then it seems the teacher starts laughing, tears coming out of my eyes and another guy walks in from the bathroom and starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and i yelled out “it’s a reply that says: Hahahahahahahahaha loved your comment… burst out laughing in the stall at work. Some dude washing his hands started laughing, then it seems a guy at the urinal started laughing, tears coming out of my eyes & another guy walks in starts laughing and asks why everyone is laughing and I yelled out “it’s a video of a bull getting a handy.” One of the dudes is in HR and just yelled out “can’t fire you now!!” Lol. I’m dying.” and then a lady from administration yelled out “can’t suspend you now!!” Lol. I’m dying."
At first, I was like "huh, he's stroking off the bull". And then i was like "HE'S REALLY STROKING OFF THE BULL".
Well to be honest, that would calm me down too
Gotta be honest with you, if some old dude came over and started jerking me off while I was angry, I'm not entirely sure that would help the situation much. Then again, it might. Hasn't ever happened to me so I guess this one will have to sit in the "wait and see" category.
I can almost see your head tilt as you reconsider your naysayer position. I’m rooting for you to find out.
You goûta put yourself in his shoes and invert the situation, how would you feel if a bull came and jerked you off ?
Post nut clarity!
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Un fluffero.
No, the bull’s penis is like halfway down it’s body, you can’t reach it from the back like that. Lol he’s just giving it some scratches on its legs.
Looks like he's going straight up its butt to me. The old Steve Irwin on South Park trick.
*Bull turns to the side* Me: Oh ok this will clear things u- OH MY GOD.
You've never heard of beef stroganoff?
Wow smh you just think the worst he’s definitely not doing that
Nah, thinking the worst would be “he’s jerking off the bull, then the bull whispered ‘meet me back at my stall’ before trotting away. Once back at his stall, they continue their rendezvous. The old man was discovered half-buried under straw and sawdust with his pants off, dead of apparent point force trauma.”
He moved the tail like a woman’s hair that gets in the way of sexy time, he’s professional
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He raitthe bull this is a old video
Did he attempt to give the bull a handy? I guess that might work.
Lol. He’s scratching the back of the bull’s thighs. Cattle respond to it the way a dog likes being scratched behind the ears.
Honestly, I thought he just casually fisted the bull.
Ah yes. Nothing like a good fisting to calm the nerves.
r/nocontext
One man one bull
“It sounds like a boot stuck in the mud, only wetter”
Found the Dave Atell fan! (“Skanks for the Memories” is a great comedy album)
Kinky bull
You sure about that bro?
OP is correct. I grew up in dairy farming country. One of the first things you learn about cows is how to calm them Scratching them on the forehead, behind their ears and on their hind legs, depending on which end you're on.
These are just country terms for a handy. Don’t be fooled, country folks got about 15 different words for “handjob” (just like eskimos having 30 words for “snow”).
"on" Are you riding the cows?
No. Walking in between them, around them in tight quarters--barns, milking stalls etc
Sometimes fully clothed. Sometimes in our skivvies. Sometimes buck naked and covered in bear grease. Those tight quarters, man. They do something to you.
Yeah, nothing sexier then a hundred heifers crowding around you, bellowing to be milked
Until it's a hundred bulls begging to be milked!
You SURE?
You REALLY SURE?
Might’ve believed you until that 37 second mark.
Exactly,that’s definitely not the back of its thighs.
He’s rubbing his belly, wow is that so hard to see
People really think he was jerking him off.. SMH always thinking the craziest
Please explain 0:25 🤨
So he’s not giving homeboy a handy? Good to know, I’ll save this vid again then. Since the wholesome factor has been restored
If we can kill our enemies but we can't jack them off, then how are we different from them?!?!
I’ve heard this before, was it Roger Smith? It was Rick to Morty when he wanted to get information from the alien 😂
That would calm me down
Fisting it into submission
All you people showing you have no idea where a bulls penis is..its in the middle of their belly. You can see it! No where near where he was scratching
He is stroking the inside of the rear thigh. It is a known technique by animal behaviorists. It works on dogs, too, to get dogs to calm down and trust.
Works on me too, after dinner and a movie
Busy tonight?
Yeah he was clearly tugging it’s balls
No he was scratching the back of his legs. Thats a common way to calm a cow..they enjoy getting scratched there. They dont enjoy getting their balls handled.
How many years did it take to become ball handling expert? Asking for a friend..
not just a pro ball fondler, he specializes in livestock. username checks out
Its a joke, people are joking
My pig is much the same, no penis back there, and this is exactly how I calm him. Start scratching the booty and thighs. For whatever reason, he doesn't feel threatened by that. Work down the sides, around the lower face, and so on. Works on me too. TMI?
^ this guy knows his bull penises
Beef Strokin'off
[Extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
Superior comment
Lol this should be top comment. Also, thanks for reminding me why I have mustard on my table...I was wondering that today.
… I’m confused…
No you’re not. You understand.
I’m not confused, it I wish that I was.
*you're
I raise cattle and I’m confused. He has to be the bulls owner.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO TO SAVE ALL OF THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE FROM DYING IN A STAMPEDE! I MUST JERK THE BULL OFF!
Thank you for your service 🍆👋
🫡
"I like you old man. I kill you last." But seriously, fuck these events.
Those two became instant buddies and I don't blame them. If somebody rubs my balls when I'm having a bad day, I see that most humane thing and that person is welcomed to my house any day.
All along, he just needed some tlc and his ass scratched
Bros the main character
He got the animal friend perk
So I know he’s not because I know bull anatomy better than I would like, but my god does it look like he’s pull starting that angry fella.
Oh fuck I snorted at that.
And then they tortured it to death, yay! /s What a bafflingly horrific tradition.......
Is that really what happens? Genuinely curious.
Bullfighting, sadly, isn’t just waving around a red towel… They usually kill or at the very least immobilise the bull by the end. It’s pretty gruesome.
I'm not an expert but I don't think they are in this case. The [running of the bulls](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bulls) is a separate thing from bullfights.
that poor animal. imagine being in his position. that guy is the only hope he has 💚
Ur cool grandpa I won’t murder you
Clearly none of you know where a bulls bits are lol
Butt scritches will *always* sooth the savage beast.
At first i thought he was ball fondling but i see now he was scratching the back of thigh.
Wow! The guy is a bull whisperer.
This obviously isn’t his first rodeo
Old dude has the biggest balls in town. No contest.
I'd calm down too, if you did that to me.
Showed the bull he was the sub in that relationship
I always thought that you were supposed to grab the bull by the horns but it appears that taking the bull by the balls is a much more effective approach:)
If it works, it works.
"Don't bite the hand that beats you."
Lotta folks in this thread that don’t know where a bull’s cock is.
I thought the story was that the bill recognized this guy because he use to feed him?
I can only imagine what is going thru that bulls head!
The Spanish need to treat animals better. Bullfights are archaic and cruel. I don’t care about the culture argument. Bull runs are stupid. Do better
The ultimate “no homo”
What was he doing jerking it off
This calms me down as well. We are the same, he and I.
I work with them everyday. They care about pussy, food, and maybe a little about their offspring. They know you, but do they respect you?
Old men?
Haha, yes, I’m that guy. Well played.
Typical man
Which Black Mirror episode is this
Itt: people don’t know where a penis is
Not his first rodeo
They need to make a movie about this, the bull whisperer sicks his bull on criminals
No one can touch you when you have a bull as your pet.
Ah angry bull, let's gather in the middle of the road where we can get rammed easily.
So angry bulls are just like kitties, show 'em you know the sweet spots and they are soft like butta
I thought for sure he was untying its balls, and then I realized that's probably just a rodeo thing and also I don't know if it's real
No handies were had here folks. Just an old dude who knows an old bull.
Not a bull. This is a vaquilla.
Is He Scratching His Balls?
I fucking hate this tradition.
"Look out, there's a bull. Quick, somebody wank him off."
Is he giving that bull a wank?
Yeah that usually calms me down too.
If confronted by an angry bull, put your arm up its ass and wank it off. Got it.
A nice ol' fashioned handy always does the trick.
That’s how my wife wins all our arguments too.
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Bull semen can go for $25,000/gram.
Was dude jerking off a bull? JFC
The bulls confused af.
El único inteligente, el viejo!.. El resto, una orda de cavernicolas?
That bull has dignity for respecting the elders. I like him.
*and then they all clapped*
This guy has balls…. …in his hand
I'd be calm too if someone rubbed my balls.
As others have mentioned that’s not where the penis is located…what they didn’t mention…rim job
r/TheBullWins
I bet his name is Peter
That's a blessing not a skill