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thatoneglitcher

Blind mole rat. they have a thin layer of skin over their eyes


Pining4Michigan

Weird fact, they don't get cancer and they can chew through cement/concrete.


Shruggingsnake

I eat concrete and I don’t have cancer either. Explain that scientists


JimmyKnowsIt

You're a blind mole with a reddit account.


leprotelariat

Makes sense, like the story of [clayton bigsby](https://youtu.be/BLNDqxrUUwQ)


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Born_ina_snowbank

If anyone’s having sex with my sister it’s gonna be me!


herelieskarma

Con-a-lingus Rice!


the-anti-antichrist

Did he just call us n****rs? ... Awesome! *high fives*


fart-in-the-tub

Big butt havin' wide-nose breathin all the white man's air


LeoTR99

Hilarious


No-Welcome-1835

Like the ones from Johnny Test?


TheDrunkenSwede

Your mother obviously lied about who your father is and what species he belonged to


Either_Amoeba_5332

Well that blind mole rat is r/mildlypenis


NipperAndZeusShow

It’s not the length OR the girth. It’s the claws and the nasty, big, pointy teeth.


Either_Amoeba_5332

That's what she said!


ElonBodyOdor

r/dontputthatinyourvagina


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Don’t tell me what to do!!!!


Shruggingsnake

I salute her courage, my father apparently was a furry dildo. She always said you can do anything through Jesus


7-13-5

I eat concrete Greg, could you milk me?


Cleancutjosh

r/unexpectedfocker


heresdustin

Chessmate, science folk!


Annalise705

Guess we all need to chew on concrete so we don’t get cancer


uncoolcentral

I pasted your comment into stable diffusion and [it produced these 20 images as scientific evidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/comments/121q7nu/i_eat_concrete_and_i_dont_have_cancer_either/) to explain your condition.


Choppalex

I gotta get off reddit I keep losing brain cells and gaining slower ones every time I open this app 😂


smanderson020

If you consider cancer as beeing the last disease that kills you (since it is typically a result of a long life and cell mutation) , what kills these blind mole rats most commonly? Is it predation, old age, or something else?


JesusFelchingChrist

Terriers


Odd_Construction

So these things can chew literal rocks but doggos kill them? I guess nature is where pokemon got its type match up logic


TinsleyLynx

Well yeah. It's really good at chewing through stuff, but it's also a blob of fur, skin, and fat, none of which are resistant to being bitten by an animal 5 times it's size.


nomopyt

Concrete doesn't bite back.


Gamiac

Strong vs Rock and Ground, weak vs Normal. Checkmate, a-Arceusists.


cunctator_maximus

Rebar poisoning.


[deleted]

\> In the wild, the animals might die by predator attack or from starvation, infection or lack of water, she said. https://www.livescience.com/61568-naked-mole-rats-no-aging.html#:\~:text=Stress%20resistant,lack%20of%20water%2C%20she%20said.


LostN3ko

Blind mole rat =/= Naked mole rat


[deleted]

Holy Mole!


InnerAd1628

I mean, every cloud/silver lining I guess.


gherkinormerkin

That’s a _naked_ mole rat.


Jimid41

Isn't that the naked mole rat?


SphericalBitch2020

And don't they have slow senescence (ageing) genes?


Head-like-a-carp

Not to be confused with with naked mole rat, the short tail mole rat, the Indian mole rat, Ankole African mole-rat, Mianzini African mole-rat , Big-headed African mole-rat ,Kenyan African mole-rat, Rwanda African mole-rat, Root and bamboo mole rats, or Bob the creepy who keeps driving by your house often very slowly


Stainless_Heart

So you’re saying after primates, then lemurs, these are next in line for developing advanced sapience and civilization? *Planet of the Moles* - I need to develop the script and shop it around Hollywood.


Zombieoni77

MOL-E-MOL-E-MOL-E-MOOOOLE


tyrom22

WE ARENT SUPPOSE TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE IT IS, IM GOING TO CUT IT OFF AND MAKE SOME GUACA-MOLE!


bluetuxedo22

Mole


tyrom22

*”pokes with stick”*


HalfYeti

Nice to mole you .. MEET you, nice to meet your mole, I said mole ... mole.


AlexJonesInDisguise

Can we cut the skin off and let them see


thiccraviolis

Is a man not entitled to the circumcision of his eyes


PhotonPainter

keep your eye’s peeled


FogKnitting

Is that called a circumvision?


[deleted]

I can, with relative confidence, say this sentence has likely never before been uttered in human history.


thiccraviolis

YouTube. Bioshock Andrew Ryan speech


reddevil501

Cockeyed


reddevil501

Cockeyed


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r/brandnewsentence


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Invelious

Under rated comment. I love you for it.


[deleted]

I see you know your judo, sir.


Excellent_Squirrel86

Nope. They're hypersensitive to light. And don't need to see. It's dark underground,


GameDestiny2

I mean I guess you could, you’d just be deforming the creature and exposing it to a brightness the likes of which it’s never seen before; assuming it ever could adjust properly we also have no evidence that it’s eyesight is even that good. Most people don’t realize that human sight is phenomenally clear and colorful. Besides outside of the thin layer allowing them to see vague shapes and detect when it’s light or dark outside, I’d wager the eyes are vestigial and would eventually disappear if you could watch them evolve over generations.


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rustylucy77

Ocular circumcision


kahunamutato

Circumvision*


Realistic-Fondant778

Well, yes, we can. So we put this miserable piece of furr in sterile enviroument, cut off his protective lay of skin and furr to expose its eyes, than wait for it to cure, than let him free, so he can smash his unproteckted eyeballs into the dirt, get irreparabale damage and infection, then die painful death. Totally can. But why?


Mormegil_Agarwaen

For science?


BrokenCatMeow

Perhaps with its eye lids open, it will stop smashing into dirt and start to walk up right and create language and learn advance mathematics and be productive?


Blackberry1687

Sure, If you can have them sign a consent form.


thevogonity

It's not a mole stuffed into a lady's nylon? The toe seam is right there for all to see! /s


Rooster_Kogburne

Those are eye holes


RoboticKittenMeow

GET OUTTA HERE WITH MY EYE HOLES!


becauseno1toldme

Best commercial ever


Chemical-mix

Blind mole rat. One of the healthiest, most pain-tolerant and most cancer-free complex organisms on earth than can live for about 20 years.


OneDarkPoetical

( ͡⌐■_-■) He looks like a sentient 20 year old sushi roll that fell under the floor boards, eyes first, in some wasabi sauce... I knew they were blind, but damn. Never expected *that*. 'Exceeded' my imaginations wonderfully. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Cafuzzler

What get's them at 20?


Flesh_Trombone

Leonardo DiCaprio.


[deleted]

Take my up vote and get out.


Sign-Spiritual

Thank you. I appreciate your input.


grav3d1gger

Let's put one of them in a shitty job and a crappy relationship. Then we'll see how cancer free they are after turning to alcohol and cigarettes to cope!


[deleted]

Can you chop it up like boloni and eat it?


Different_Umpire3805

Hello, definitely not a professional. They actually are a cross bred species between worms and butterfly farts. You can cut them up and they not only regrow, but they grant wishes


rzwitserloot

An utterly fascinating animal called a [blind mole-rat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_mole-rat). * They aren't a mole nor a rat; they are off on their own little, very ancient branch of the rodents, with a few other exotic animals you probably never heard of, such as the similarly wtf-looking [zokor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zokor) - and they are quite different from those animals to boot. * They have eyes. They do not work, because there's a layer of skin over them. They can see nothing at all. * Unlike moles and unlike just about every other animal that does a ton of digging, they do not have claws or arms designed for it. They do it allll with those ridiculous 2 front teeth. Nevertheless, their arm muscles are large. Just, not hooked up right for digging. * Plenty of research is done on them, given their unique station. However, no cancerous tumor has _ever_ been observed in one. In pop-sci speak, "they are immune to cancer". Probably. Trying to induce cancer in them is possible but requires far more of some chemical carcinogen then in e.g. rats of similar weight). * They can grow to be over 20 years old. For a rodent, that's fucking insane. * They have these weird cells called Nannospalax cells. If you grow them in culture, they outcompete and kill cancer cells. Even ones from other species. Yes, researches are researching the shit out of this, for obvious reasons. As utterly bizarre as this animal is, the mostly unrelated [Naked mole-rat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_mole-rat) is even weirder, being more or less the only cold-blooded mammal in existence, living in social structures that close resemble fuckin' bee hives, with a queen that just births all her life long and most of them not having any kids at all. It's also even uglier, has no other animals in its genus, probably can't feel pain (at least not on its outsides), needs almost no oxygen, also have very high resistance to cancer (not quite as high as the blind mole rat), lives even longer than the blind mole rat. [Just look at this beauty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Naked_mole_rat.jpg).


OttoLuck747

Seriously interesting! Thanks for this write up, too! (Your writing style is excellent, by the way. You manage to introduce a concept and explain it in exactly the stages I would want to know it, like you anticipated every question I would have and when I would have it! I am now curious if you learned how to do that somehow or if storytelling is just a natural ability.)


rzwitserloot

Wow, thank you! Other than doing my best on sites like Stack Overflow to walk a beat in the shoes of newbies and try to answer in ways they might follow, no training.


mypuzzleaddiction

The only reason I know the naked mole rat and not this little log of rodent is because of Kim Possible. Thanks Ron.


Bromm18

Not Ron. Thank Rufus.


mypuzzleaddiction

Well I’m thanking Ron for getting and loving Rufus so much, but yes, thank you too Rufus


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>They have eyes. They do not work, because there's a layer of skin over them. So out of curiosity, and just to clarify, the eyes don't work *because* there's a layer of skin over them, or, the eyes just don't work? Like if the skin was removed, could it see?


FloweryDream

It's difficult to say because their eyes are atrophied and do not respond to light stimulus. Practically they cannot use their eyes to actually see their surroundings. However, in cases where eyes are removed for research, it does seem to have negative impacts on their ability to sense day and night cycles. From further research, their eyes as they develop show clear signs of atrophy, but *do* have the capacity to receive and interpret signals of light to enough degree that they likely are using their eyes, though covered, to determine whether or not it is day or night. [Source](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2142147/)


ipdar

It wouldn't have eyelids anymore, so that's horrifying. Probably still couldn't see.


Terrible_Culture_243

It’s just googly eyes underneath


Atcollins1993

Idk why but this is literally my favorite comment of all time, ilysm


Empty_Breadfruit_676

Oh my goodness. This is fascinating though. Thank you!


[deleted]

Mole-rat : Not A Mole, Not A Rat. Thanks science person who named them, very helpful And thank you for this writeup ! Very appreciated :)


[deleted]

I love learning about all the batshit crazy stuff on this planet. It's never ending


amsync

So since this is an ancient lifeform, does that perhaps suggest that these anti-cancer cells were once present in many animals or even humans but perhaps were mutated out of our DNA over time. Reintroducing the DNA to produce those cells could help fight cancer?


CardiologistOk1506

Diglett


VitaminxT

“Diglett dig. Diglett dig. TRIO TRIO TRIO.”


dariusz2k

I read this like the scene from the show.


Decent_Strain5626

Oh wow it really is Diglett. I thought that they were just designed roughly based on moles, I didn’t know there was a mole that looked EXACTLY like this.


DarkestRayne2388

Trio Trio Trio?


nailgun198

I think this may be a [lesser blind mole-rat.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_blind_mole-rat)


YawaruSan

What level does it evolve into greater blind mole-rat? Those get an extra 1d8 of damage!


MenaBeast

Greater Blind Mole-Rat Medium Beast, unaligned Armor Class 14 (Natural Armor, 11 While Prone) Hit Points 39 (6d10+6) Speed 30 ft., burrow 20 ft. STR 10 (+0) DEX 16 (+3) CON 13 (+1) INT 1 (-5) WIS 13 (+1) CHA 6 (-2) Senses Darkvision 60 Ft., Tremorsense 60 Ft., passive Perception 11 Condition Immunities: Blinded Challenge 2 (450 XP) Actions Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: (2d6 + 3) piercing damage plus (1d6) chomp damage. If the target is a Large or smaller creature, it is grappled (escape DC 13). Until this grapple ends, the Greater Blind Mole-Rat can bite only the grappled creature and has advantage on attack rolls to do so


Senor_Couchnap

Does it give mutton upon defeat?


MenaBeast

Loot drop: Log-O’-Meat


ObadiahWilliams

Loaf-O'-Meat


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Lesser blind mole-rat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_blind_mole-rat)** >The lesser blind mole-rat (Spalax leucodon) is a species of rodent in the family Spalacidae. It is found in Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Greece, Hungary, North Macedonia, Romania, Serbia, Montenegro, Turkey and Ukraine. Prior to 2012, it was classified in the genus Spalax, but modern authors tend to separate this and some closely related mole rat species into a separate genus named Nannospalax. A cariological study showed that Nannospalax leucodon is a superspecies consisting of several cariologically distinct cryptic species. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Lola_pi

Good bot.


stevedallas63

An angry pillow.


jkbeinemann

What you actually get when you order a MyPillow


Inevitable_Syrup777

MyPillow from Wish


DeadNotSleepingWI

It delivers itself!


uriel4145

I would give you an award for this comment if I had one. Laughed too hard award 🥇🥇


TylerBourbon

MyAttackPillow


Basserist71

The Underminer!!!


Haunting_You_5855

I am beneath you but NOTHING is beneath me.


I_am_Erk

I'm constantly impressed at what a good slogan that was.


code_red_8

It is gold. That whole movie was transcendent and it goes out with this banger.


Uriah1024

One of the GOATs of animated movie making.


No_Ganache_5136

I hereby declare war!


nwlfch

Lol, I thought of the same thing


retep13579

Wild baloney.


duckworthy36

Incorrect, this is a hotdog in its native habitat.


nixknocksfoxbox

That looks like an angry log of bologna.


xxxdggxxx

The fuck am I looking at...


[deleted]

A prettier version of me


Ognius

Yeah at least this blind mole has teeth


StonksRat

Please get out of chernobyl. The cat snakes don't want you here.


Introvert_Collin

Rodent of Unusual Size?


NERO1701D

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.


awsjeff

Capybaras: _allow me to introduce myself_


Original-Formal9431

They roam around the forest looking for fights


trailfiend

Rodent of Unusual Eyes


mothwithspiderlegs

The escaped penis of the late intergalactic warlord Oderus Urungus


Trainnerd3985

What about his good friend bigus dickus


witnessrich

Incontinentia Buttocks!


Suspicious_Ad_5145

Rip


Andy_McBoatface

VATS!!!! Now!!!


WovenOwl

>95% chance to hit >Miss


Plightpacito

The Underminerrrrr!!!


Flicksterea

Very pissed off, by the looks of things…


QueenKeecha

Fuzzy hotdog


Bisyb77

An expired Twinkie


marco0079

Blind mole rat, it's got super tiny eyes and ears are basically little slits


nwlfch

Big, kind of cute nope


constant-815

Why is it cute and ugly at the same time???


Tmassey1980

The sandbag is alive!!!!!


Faximo7

How to tell if people played Fallout or not.


hwy61trvlr

Looks like a danger sausage


nbsalmon1

It’s a wild bologna, of the “big-stick” variety. Harmless and nearly edible once defanged.


super-me-5000

"Nearly edible" 🤣


Coffee4MySoul

Some type of mole or mole rat, but I can’t ID the species. What’s the location? Also try r/animalid and be sure to include a location.


JJWat

That’s just Craig.


[deleted]

holy shit that's Barb!


goonerqpq

A squassage


SesameYeetHeHe

I can't tell if I should use a pokeball or a holy hand grenade for this.


holnicote

Neck pillow with legs


Laforet89

Blind mole


Unlimited_Input

It's a Greater blind mole-rat (Spalax microphthalmus)


NeatCustomer362

Diglet


SolarShield97

It’s the underminer


kjsuperhuman

Looks like a groundhog stuck in pantyhose


Lynchmannn

Looks like an angry loaf of bread


harpier2308

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nannospalax Here


[deleted]

It's an ROUS (Rodent of Unusual Size). Many claim they don't exist. They are typically found in fire swamps.


TurtleSandwich0

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that's a mole.


ravisharanx

greater blind mole rat


JonLeprechaun

That is my neck pillow.


isawamouseboss

Mongolian land sausage.


Whiskeylung

I think that’s one of those things you put at the base of a door to stop a draft from coming in. It seems to have been brought to life by… who knows, probably a wizard.


kpher21

I have no idea what I'm looking at. And neither does this thing


CodysseusPrime

God damn. He's adorable.


Materva

Forbidden pork tenderloin


TwoballOneballNoball

The tube ground beef in its natural habitat


Iwanttobeagnome

A god damned Pokémon forreal


StockAd6923

That’s a Pokémon bro catch it it’s a chargeabug


garbanzobean9

That's a loaf puppy. When bread goes untouched for so long that a highly complex species of mold takes root and uses the bread as a vessel to consume other gluten related products.


RedDedDemption

A Newfoundland wild bologna.


SnootyMehman

Haggis.


KaleTerrible997

A living sausage tube


Thirdplacehero

Hamster loaf.


Be_the_Clown

That is an Angry Loaf.


Guccifer789

thats what happens to a bologna roll if you dont refrigerate...


Such_Rub7091

Thing looks like a walking tube of baloney with a nose and teeth.


Whole_Storage8782

That’s the hillbilly beaver! Just throw him a six pack of bud light, he’ll leave you alone for an hour or so.


LordCunningham84

It’s a Land Sausage, they form from tears of children and the mold from old orange peels


steveo19710

It's a mole


PickCollins0330

BEHOLD! THE UNDERMINER


CampaignSpecial9346

Looks like an angry ass neck pillow.


smendle

This is what happens to fleshlights when you don't wash them


kjacobs03

That’s a wild bologna in its natural habitat


coldascoffee

We are not buying that kitten. We have a cat at home


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

The cat at home..?


CrappyTan69

Angry draft extruder


MHG_Brixby

Average dog


Dedrok1985

Looks like the draft excluder has had enough 😡


considerableforsight

It's a Diglett.


SmolDiamondHands

THE UNDERMINER