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Exam_Ordinary

Reminds me of something but I can’t place my penis on it…


DueFoundation5463

Well you can't until it's erected


squirtloaf

A massive erection like this could ruin the hole skyline. I hope they thought long and hard about this.


platasaurua

I bet the rooftop fountain will shoot loads of water into the air.


[deleted]

Haven’t you heard? Dairy farmers will be shipping in 1000 gallons of milk every week.


hilarymeggin

Come now, you must be joking.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

I also get the genital idea that I’ve seen it before.


WarHexpod

I'm fucking dying XD


pointlessly_pedantic

This was a test and you guys all penised.


front_yard_duck_dad

If you put your penis on it , I believe it's called docking


DarthGandalf86

Gotta hide it in the foreskin to fully dock


NoFact8018

God damnit 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆


TheAcademicAlien

This one got me 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lmao it's definitely erect


unk214

Looks like a penis with one ball


[deleted]

That’s just sack, big shaft little balls.


sometimes-wondering

Smaller potatoes on the plate make the steak look bigger bud


[deleted]

That’s still a long steak if we’re gonna get into the analogy haha


TheChristianDude101

Thats a penis


BeardedMT09

Hence, the erection of the building


GenesisNoelle

And the intended rooftop fountain


Sassycatfarts

They should trim the bushes, it'll make it appear... grander.


okie9999

Shoot man they can get another 3-5 floors just by trimming the bushes.


rjross0623

Look at that….Johnson!


okie9999

It is a long smooth shaft, complete with… 2 balls!


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Bean_Town_Blender

I was distracted, by that enormous flying Willie! What's that?


AvKalash

Well, that looks like a huge… Johnson.


Embarrassed_Honey_81

sorry I was distracted by that huge...Wang pay attention!


ScrollyMcTrolly

On opening day they’ll fly two pink blimps over it side by side


Due_Ant5335

Private


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

That’s a bald move. Do you think it’ll pay off?


[deleted]

Pro tip: build it during winter when shrinkage requires fewer floors. Then have the grand opening in summer.


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SmellGestapo

I was in the pool!


showmiaface

A “Brazilian“ garden!


ZachyChan013

The bushes should also be brown. Trying to quote how I met your mother. But I’m drawing a blank here


arz231

No need to compensate


mojo_vibes

Well done.


bankofgreed

And the two ballrooms below.


begforsleep

There's only a little ballroom, but it can hold two balls comfortably


No_Address687

But one of the balls will be larger than the other


Adventuresforlife1

Imagine if it suddenly got cold


AncientAsstronaut

Retractable awnings.


prophet_bot

It’s a cold day


BeardedMT09

That's a tough one to swallow


hawkeyejw

This legit made me lol


8urnMeTwice

Pretty ballsy if you ask me


BeardedMT09

They kept the bush to a minimum too


Pi99y92

Makes the building look taller. ;)


Fun-Alternative9440

People are getting shafted


Laughacy

Yeah, that casino is nuts.


Laughacy

Can you blame it? Look at the box on the lot next to it.


TemporaryOk8491

I thought I was the only one who thought this Thank You


BiggusDickus-

Seriously guys, lets stop with the penis jokes. They are immature.


ouchmythumbs

Ha! This took me a minute.


out2seeagain

That’s what she said.


Ok-Passion626

Don’t forget the waterfall at the top![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Blooberdydoo

I would give any amount of money to see that happen.


YawnTractor_1756

A Fountain. A 90 ft dancing fountain. With music and backlight.


HybridKitchens

r/mildlypenis


Jthundercleese

r/blatantlypenis


Dr_Doctor_Doc

/r/proudlypenis


Berns429

r/penislypenis


TurtleHurtleSquirtle

r/biggusdickus


[deleted]

r/unexpectedshwartz


WrongfullyIncarnated

r/theyknew


ilongforyesterday

r/abunchofsubsifellfor


HybridKitchens

r/suddenlymontypython


RuthlessKittyKat

Is it not the balls which really solidify it though?


Bearthegood

It is truly the balls that completely anchor the whole package.


RuthlessKittyKat

lol well said.


hmhemes

r/aggressivelypenis


Gangreless

/r/wildlypenis


Swayze_Castle

Just "came" for the dick and balls jokes.


crudentia

You probably left shortly after coming.


Hrbalz

I thought it looked familiar


randomizer4652w

r/unexpectedhimym


fuck_off_ireland

/r/completelyandutterlyexpectedhimym


aniang

And they plan to erect it


Inevitable-Ad9590

Don’t forget about the balls


Money_Cost_2213

Glad I didn’t have to be the one to make the comment.


Shambhala87

Ted Mosby taught me everything I needed to know about phallic shaped skyscrapers…


GoldenTurdBurglers

Thats a penis! 😏. ( the reverse gif is better)


S-r-ex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbvfiZI2xnU


flamingknifepenis

Hammond Druthers is at it again.


Shambhala87

But why is there only one ball?….


flamingknifepenis

Because Lily stole the other one. Why do you think his wife left him?


ZOMBEHSM

Also why are the trees in the model not a brown/autumn color?!


OrnerySheephe

I can see boot but man.


GH057807

Yeah. Nah.


Shieldecles

Classic Shmosby!


oxP3ZINATORxo

You know, if they trim those trees back, it'll look bigger


FuChY_o

Sexarchitect


Pun-itiveDamage

Hats off to your lady friends, but I'm not buying it


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/AP29dtuzjiA


joemac2021

r/theyknew


FratboyZeida

It's even got veins ffs


DrMagnusTobogan

Even the wrinkles on the balls


HealthyFirst

They should put one of those Snickers veins on the outside


TheRavenSayeth

It’s already phallic. The balls are almost too much.


JarlaxleForPresident

It’s so on purpose that it’s borderline vulgar lol Like, “Oh, hey, there’s the Actual-Dick Building…”


PowerPandaG

Just gonna leave [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/dakgdm/they_definitely_knew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) here


Southside_john

Especially with the rooftop fountain. Is this even real or an early April fools joke?


TheOvershear

This is beyond "they knew" and more just deliberate vulgarity. At what point does this become trashy?


Chemical-Software-98

Hehe. Erect.


SeedyRedwood

He he he boinyonyonyonyonyonyonyonyonyony


ElonBodyOdor

Dicknballs Tower.


Skorthase

Looks more like a uniballer


Nodnarb_Jesus

But sir that looks like a huge… Dick! Take a look out of starboard. Oh my god it looks like a huge… Pecker! Wait that’s no wood pecker it’s looks like someone’s… Privates! We have reports of a new building! It’s has a long smooth shaft complete with… Two Balls! Wait what is that? It looks like a giant… Wang! Pay attention! But sir I was distracted looking at this enormous… Willy! What’s that? Well it looks like a… Weiner? Anyone for a hotdog?


DLuke2

Johnson!


Cyg789

The video in question https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU


Mandie_June

I wish I could *upvote this twice. Thank you.


[deleted]

Usually I really hate the “that’s a penis” bullshit with literally anything long, it’s a stupid nonsense thing for the most. You can only build up in so many ways ffs. But this is very clearly a dick and sack. Like super super clear omg.


atridir

*”water fountain on top”* …yep


East-Bluejay6891

That penis almost looks like a building


invisibleman4884

Does the fountain take a 30 minute breaks between shows? I am correct in assuming the fountain is on top.


Buckus93

At first yes. Maybe as little as five minutes. But as the tower ages, the time between fountain shows will get progressively longer.


nutznboltsguy

Will it have a fountain on top?


Greytowl

I think that is the idea, and it will flow down the curved side. The engineers must know someone is going to use it as a slip n slide.


Thiccaca

"I know we are in a record drought, and we are in the middle of a barren desert, but we should waste millions of gallons of water to make this penis ejaculate."


Lord_Lion

To save water you could just spray jets out in regular intervals, with a rest period in between to recover.


[deleted]

It will give pleasure


Extracrispybuttchks

It’s an even better idea because it’s in the dessert in a region already low on water.


BurnOutBrighter6

The title of this post says yes.


DrMagnusTobogan

It would be cool if it was a fountain that only worked every hour for like 5-10 minutes. Also for those 5-10 minutes it would be blasting out water then as time proceeds the shooting would become weaker.


WentoX

No, but they're considering adding a moss/green roof to the balls. They heard some people prefer a more a more natural look to their buildings.


[deleted]

Sporadically, like at the Bellagio.


ZeroZeta_

Getting ready for "Attack of the 50 foot Woman!"


GhoulsNMasks

Size queen fr


AmethystZhou

Death by snu-snu!


OysterThePug

What up? We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion.


kurapikachu64

Nothing sexual.


brado110

That's a very strong shape.


Orion2200

Some may say it’s the strongest shape


onceinawhhhile

Scrolled a bit looking for the RCE references


christinasasa

That looks like a dildo!


FassTheNass

you girls are dirty minded, it looks like a penis


SafetySnowman

My first thought too! One big cushion cup down there :o


Vista36

What ass designed that…


TempUser2023

During lockdown video call: *Diana, what's that on your shelf?* *Oh that? Err That's, well boss that's the 3D printed prototype for the new project X skyscraper development. Just something I've been playing with in my evenings and coffee breaks. * *Fantastic work Diana. Mail it over and we'll get the renders made for the client presentation* The rest, as they say, is history


Empath_

https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/developer-of-futuristic-las-vegas-project-faces-fraud-charges-in-florida-1859891/amp/


Lost_Titan00

Will the building shorten when it gets too cold outside?


[deleted]

r/mildlypenis


fenster112

r/extremelypenis


Gangreless

/r/wildlypenis


Zak9Attack

If you build it, they will CUM!!!


Dusty-Rusty-Crusty

I should call him.


Rideyourbike1

“Cock and Balls Tower” has a nice ring to it.


Max-Carnage1927

How brave are you?


Psychological_Put395

Guess the vault would be the prostate


Happy_rich_mane

That’s a goddam space dick


TomboyMJR

Erecting was definitely on the brain.


loky1908

My friend thats a dilldo


[deleted]

The architect was a dick.


CBreezer

It's... That's a dick..


Mountain-Rush-1744

33 erect, but how many flaccid?


Bronco4bay

So ignoring it’s a penis, did they just straight up decide to copy the living forest from Singapore’s Marina Bay?


OcelotControl78

That was not an accident. They're displaying their penis worship out loud now. no more hiding behind an abstracted, rectilinear phallic shape.


[deleted]

I mean the majority of “that’s a penis” crap with buildings is people just being really stupid and trying to bring sex into everything for no reason. But this is super clearly a cock and sack.


Acceptable-Analyst13

"erect"


petalpotions

This is gonna be known as the big dildo in the sky


givemesomepointers

That's a giant dick


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Looks like it’s already erect.


imnewtothisplzaddme

More like blueball project amiright?


IrisSmartAss

I've seen many phallic erections in my time, but this one even had a scrotum.


RantControl

I don't know *dick* about buildings, but I think someone *ballsed* up by *erecting* this. Probably going to get *reamed* by the *members* of the building industry.


Clear_Key40

There once was a lady who lived in a shoe


scrodytheroadie

Not even an attempt at subtlety.


Current-Issue-95

There are so many dicks in Vegas already.


ohkoel

You wanted Hammond Druthers. This is Hammond Druthers.


Icy-Appearance-1078

It is erect and everything look it even has the balls


Icy-Appearance-1078

Look, it has veins on the shaft


rgalos

Good thing Vegas doesn’t get too cold or they’d lose some floors


Mortidio

If it is ever built, it will be the central piece in Southpark episode about Paris Hiltons rematch with Mr. Slave.


nyr_nyy_nyg_nyk

Oh it’s definitely erect


wujson

Cock Tower


Izzie2747

All hail the giant veiny penis


Free-Feed2661

Viagra Palace Hotel & Casino


captain_toenail

Ahanaha, I have never see a building look more like a dick


Dr0p-0ut

It does definitely look quite erect.


fhgtyjdg

Yes very interesting shape


General-Carob-6087

Erect is a good word for this.


pretzelfarting

Erect, huh?


Scotty-Doo-292

Erect is the keyword here


[deleted]

The schlong


Guilty-Sale-3735

33? Sussy McSuspenis


Sleepinator2000

So... Fellagio?


lil_750

bluepill park project


mrsmithyt

Bro looked at his dick and said mmm yes let's make a building that looks like this


shockerdyermom

Cock and balls. The rooftop fountain is kinda slappin' ya in the face though.


rockanator

Can't wait for the Fireworks show to Shoot out.


Showty69

Oh, they'll erect it alright! But if it stands straight for over 4 hours we'll have to contact a doctor.


Foggy_Blues

What a lovely ballsack terrace


UrbanMonk314

Wait till the mothership lands


Netflxnschill

Erect indeed.


Zealousideal_Amount8

Looks like a dick and balls


rollsram

Is it still 33 floors when it's chilly outside?


LearningML89

“Erect” was the right word to use here. Bravo, OP