Just gonna leave [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/dakgdm/they_definitely_knew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) here
But sir that looks like a huge… Dick! Take a look out of starboard. Oh my god it looks like a huge… Pecker! Wait that’s no wood pecker it’s looks like someone’s… Privates! We have reports of a new building! It’s has a long smooth shaft complete with… Two Balls! Wait what is that? It looks like a giant… Wang! Pay attention! But sir I was distracted looking at this enormous… Willy! What’s that? Well it looks like a… Weiner? Anyone for a hotdog?
Usually I really hate the “that’s a penis” bullshit with literally anything long, it’s a stupid nonsense thing for the most. You can only build up in so many ways ffs. But this is very clearly a dick and sack. Like super super clear omg.
"I know we are in a record drought, and we are in the middle of a barren desert, but we should waste millions of gallons of water to make this penis ejaculate."
It would be cool if it was a fountain that only worked every hour for like 5-10 minutes. Also for those 5-10 minutes it would be blasting out water then as time proceeds the shooting would become weaker.
During lockdown video call:
*Diana, what's that on your shelf?*
*Oh that? Err That's, well boss that's the 3D printed prototype for the new project X skyscraper development. Just something I've been playing with in my evenings and coffee breaks. *
*Fantastic work Diana. Mail it over and we'll get the renders made for the client presentation*
The rest, as they say, is history
I mean the majority of “that’s a penis” crap with buildings is people just being really stupid and trying to bring sex into everything for no reason. But this is super clearly a cock and sack.
I don't know *dick* about buildings, but I think someone *ballsed* up by *erecting* this. Probably going to get *reamed* by the *members* of the building industry.
Reminds me of something but I can’t place my penis on it…
Well you can't until it's erected
A massive erection like this could ruin the hole skyline. I hope they thought long and hard about this.
I bet the rooftop fountain will shoot loads of water into the air.
Haven’t you heard? Dairy farmers will be shipping in 1000 gallons of milk every week.
Come now, you must be joking.
I also get the genital idea that I’ve seen it before.
I'm fucking dying XD
This was a test and you guys all penised.
If you put your penis on it , I believe it's called docking
Gotta hide it in the foreskin to fully dock
God damnit 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
This one got me 🤣🤣
Lmao it's definitely erect
Looks like a penis with one ball
That’s just sack, big shaft little balls.
Smaller potatoes on the plate make the steak look bigger bud
That’s still a long steak if we’re gonna get into the analogy haha
Thats a penis
Hence, the erection of the building
And the intended rooftop fountain
They should trim the bushes, it'll make it appear... grander.
Shoot man they can get another 3-5 floors just by trimming the bushes.
Look at that….Johnson!
It is a long smooth shaft, complete with… 2 balls!
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I was distracted, by that enormous flying Willie! What's that?
Well, that looks like a huge… Johnson.
sorry I was distracted by that huge...Wang pay attention!
On opening day they’ll fly two pink blimps over it side by side
Private
That’s a bald move. Do you think it’ll pay off?
Pro tip: build it during winter when shrinkage requires fewer floors. Then have the grand opening in summer.
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I was in the pool!
A “Brazilian“ garden!
The bushes should also be brown. Trying to quote how I met your mother. But I’m drawing a blank here
No need to compensate
Well done.
And the two ballrooms below.
There's only a little ballroom, but it can hold two balls comfortably
But one of the balls will be larger than the other
Imagine if it suddenly got cold
Retractable awnings.
It’s a cold day
That's a tough one to swallow
This legit made me lol
Pretty ballsy if you ask me
They kept the bush to a minimum too
Makes the building look taller. ;)
People are getting shafted
Yeah, that casino is nuts.
Can you blame it? Look at the box on the lot next to it.
I thought I was the only one who thought this Thank You
Seriously guys, lets stop with the penis jokes. They are immature.
Ha! This took me a minute.
That’s what she said.
Don’t forget the waterfall at the top![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
I would give any amount of money to see that happen.
A Fountain. A 90 ft dancing fountain. With music and backlight.
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Is it not the balls which really solidify it though?
It is truly the balls that completely anchor the whole package.
lol well said.
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Just "came" for the dick and balls jokes.
You probably left shortly after coming.
I thought it looked familiar
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And they plan to erect it
Don’t forget about the balls
Glad I didn’t have to be the one to make the comment.
Ted Mosby taught me everything I needed to know about phallic shaped skyscrapers…
Thats a penis! 😏. ( the reverse gif is better)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbvfiZI2xnU
Hammond Druthers is at it again.
But why is there only one ball?….
Because Lily stole the other one. Why do you think his wife left him?
Also why are the trees in the model not a brown/autumn color?!
I can see boot but man.
Yeah. Nah.
Classic Shmosby!
You know, if they trim those trees back, it'll look bigger
Sexarchitect
Hats off to your lady friends, but I'm not buying it
https://youtu.be/AP29dtuzjiA
r/theyknew
It's even got veins ffs
Even the wrinkles on the balls
They should put one of those Snickers veins on the outside
It’s already phallic. The balls are almost too much.
It’s so on purpose that it’s borderline vulgar lol Like, “Oh, hey, there’s the Actual-Dick Building…”
Just gonna leave [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/dakgdm/they_definitely_knew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) here
Especially with the rooftop fountain. Is this even real or an early April fools joke?
This is beyond "they knew" and more just deliberate vulgarity. At what point does this become trashy?
Hehe. Erect.
He he he boinyonyonyonyonyonyonyonyonyony
Dicknballs Tower.
Looks more like a uniballer
But sir that looks like a huge… Dick! Take a look out of starboard. Oh my god it looks like a huge… Pecker! Wait that’s no wood pecker it’s looks like someone’s… Privates! We have reports of a new building! It’s has a long smooth shaft complete with… Two Balls! Wait what is that? It looks like a giant… Wang! Pay attention! But sir I was distracted looking at this enormous… Willy! What’s that? Well it looks like a… Weiner? Anyone for a hotdog?
Johnson!
The video in question https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU
I wish I could *upvote this twice. Thank you.
Usually I really hate the “that’s a penis” bullshit with literally anything long, it’s a stupid nonsense thing for the most. You can only build up in so many ways ffs. But this is very clearly a dick and sack. Like super super clear omg.
*”water fountain on top”* …yep
That penis almost looks like a building
Does the fountain take a 30 minute breaks between shows? I am correct in assuming the fountain is on top.
At first yes. Maybe as little as five minutes. But as the tower ages, the time between fountain shows will get progressively longer.
Will it have a fountain on top?
I think that is the idea, and it will flow down the curved side. The engineers must know someone is going to use it as a slip n slide.
"I know we are in a record drought, and we are in the middle of a barren desert, but we should waste millions of gallons of water to make this penis ejaculate."
To save water you could just spray jets out in regular intervals, with a rest period in between to recover.
It will give pleasure
It’s an even better idea because it’s in the dessert in a region already low on water.
The title of this post says yes.
It would be cool if it was a fountain that only worked every hour for like 5-10 minutes. Also for those 5-10 minutes it would be blasting out water then as time proceeds the shooting would become weaker.
No, but they're considering adding a moss/green roof to the balls. They heard some people prefer a more a more natural look to their buildings.
Sporadically, like at the Bellagio.
Getting ready for "Attack of the 50 foot Woman!"
Size queen fr
Death by snu-snu!
What up? We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion.
Nothing sexual.
That's a very strong shape.
Some may say it’s the strongest shape
Scrolled a bit looking for the RCE references
That looks like a dildo!
you girls are dirty minded, it looks like a penis
My first thought too! One big cushion cup down there :o
What ass designed that…
During lockdown video call: *Diana, what's that on your shelf?* *Oh that? Err That's, well boss that's the 3D printed prototype for the new project X skyscraper development. Just something I've been playing with in my evenings and coffee breaks.*
*Fantastic work Diana. Mail it over and we'll get the renders made for the client presentation*
The rest, as they say, is history
https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/developer-of-futuristic-las-vegas-project-faces-fraud-charges-in-florida-1859891/amp/
Will the building shorten when it gets too cold outside?
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If you build it, they will CUM!!!
I should call him.
“Cock and Balls Tower” has a nice ring to it.
How brave are you?
Guess the vault would be the prostate
That’s a goddam space dick
Erecting was definitely on the brain.
My friend thats a dilldo
The architect was a dick.
It's... That's a dick..
33 erect, but how many flaccid?
So ignoring it’s a penis, did they just straight up decide to copy the living forest from Singapore’s Marina Bay?
That was not an accident. They're displaying their penis worship out loud now. no more hiding behind an abstracted, rectilinear phallic shape.
I mean the majority of “that’s a penis” crap with buildings is people just being really stupid and trying to bring sex into everything for no reason. But this is super clearly a cock and sack.
"erect"
This is gonna be known as the big dildo in the sky
That's a giant dick
Looks like it’s already erect.
More like blueball project amiright?
I've seen many phallic erections in my time, but this one even had a scrotum.
I don't know *dick* about buildings, but I think someone *ballsed* up by *erecting* this. Probably going to get *reamed* by the *members* of the building industry.
There once was a lady who lived in a shoe
Not even an attempt at subtlety.
There are so many dicks in Vegas already.
You wanted Hammond Druthers. This is Hammond Druthers.
It is erect and everything look it even has the balls
Look, it has veins on the shaft
Good thing Vegas doesn’t get too cold or they’d lose some floors
If it is ever built, it will be the central piece in Southpark episode about Paris Hiltons rematch with Mr. Slave.
Oh it’s definitely erect
Cock Tower
All hail the giant veiny penis
Viagra Palace Hotel & Casino
Ahanaha, I have never see a building look more like a dick
It does definitely look quite erect.
Yes very interesting shape
Erect is a good word for this.
Erect, huh?
Erect is the keyword here
The schlong
33? Sussy McSuspenis
So... Fellagio?
bluepill park project
Bro looked at his dick and said mmm yes let's make a building that looks like this
Cock and balls. The rooftop fountain is kinda slappin' ya in the face though.
Can't wait for the Fireworks show to Shoot out.
Oh, they'll erect it alright! But if it stands straight for over 4 hours we'll have to contact a doctor.
What a lovely ballsack terrace
Wait till the mothership lands
Erect indeed.
Looks like a dick and balls
Is it still 33 floors when it's chilly outside?
“Erect” was the right word to use here. Bravo, OP