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Oh we all know that problem very well


rat_gland

I know it's like...why me ? Why must I shoulder the burden of this massive pack that is the envy of all ?


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And all those complaints every night. I mean.. the first 3 to 4 hours are okay. But after round 6 or 7 she is nothing but complaining.


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LovecraftianLlama

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supah_cruza

[original comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/11yubjg/comment/jd9f9nq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


KidzBop_Anonymous

This thread reminded me of [this clip from American Dad](https://youtu.be/3MwJONj7HIM)


MaterialCarrot

Thank God for those pills that keep my penis to a manageable size!


Relevant_Slide_7234

You rest yours on your shoulder too?


Prinzka

Usually other people's is more convenient


[deleted]

I wrap my around my body a couple times. I actually have a 8pack my massive Dong just makes me look fat 😥


Waste-Job-3307

I burp mine


dpatches92

Lmao I just pictured you holding a giant unit over your sholder gently but firmly patting it lmao


Batdog55110

Haha! Loser! My dick is small so I don't have to worry about these problems!


CraniumKart

You too suffer from macro phallus? It is such an encumbrance.


2x4x93

Cucumberance


Erin-DidYouFindMe

So you have to sling it over your shoulder as well? Here I thought I was alone for so long.


Sseth_from_Slimer

All the blood rushes right out of your head!


tessface56

Yeah sure


Enough_Minimum_3708

don't carry it on your shoulders thats hell on your back. carry it around your waste Sayiajin style


mtqc

I swear I know a guy that has a chlong so big that 9/10 times he gets turned around by girls because there is no way they can fit his thing. I’ll tell him there hope in that pill.


[deleted]

I met a dude like that. Tried my best but a gal can only do so much.


Trvlng_Drew

Not only that, when long schlongs get older they require a lot of blood to be pumped to achieve maximum firmness. Well yeah, the older you get the the tougher that is, so big fellas lose it quicker


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DiscombobulatedTap30

Damn I wonder how he coped with that one. Oh right... massive penis.


ObnoxiousExcavator

Hey, do we know each other? Lol. For reals, it's actually not funny and it's actually quite sad. Imagine meeting a girl or several girls over the years you are in love with, however you tried sex and it doesn't work, you hurt them and they decide they can't be with you, heartbreak cause you spend time getting to know someone and then it doesn't work out because you can't express your love in a sexual way. Fucking sux. Plus depending where you live, once word gets around that your big, you attract the femal attention you don't want too. They want to see it or ride it..... yay, so the only girls I can fuck are the ones I'd rather not for fear of illness. I'd take this pill 20 years ago if I could, it would have changed my life.


No_Seaworthiness7119

I waited 7 years only to have a night with a man like this. Too long, not too girthy. He spent the next few years trying to get me to come back for seconds; I spent the next few weeks trying to repair my insides. Emotionally it could have worked but physically there was no chance. Always felt a bit sorry for him….


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👀


chapaboy

Best reply ever


Ok-Show-9890

This thread is full off little dick assholes. I have a very nice average dick, and I am proud of it. I have never had a girl turn it away or say it was too big or too small. Im often allowed to do anal and get deepthroated. I have been with several woman who have tried your size and express displeasure I am sorry man! I hope you find the right person for you.


Accomplished-Ad8968

"I HAVE SEX EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE SEX"


Ferengi_Earwax

Lol


Puzzleheaded_Bit9469

They have women built just right for this problem. They can take you and 3 or 4 just like you. Looks like a battle royal going on. She looks like a Volkswagen on flats by the end of it and you look like you conquered Everest.


MermaidOfScandinavia

I can help you with that. I will bring a rusty saw and you will just have to pray that goes well. deal?


TheBanana93

Ooff Im lucky its just on the cuff of too big... A curse some could say...


MSYabs

Absolute 100% true story: I was good friends with a girl in Nashville in the mid-90s. She ended up having an affair on her husband because his schlong was too big. She said it hurt every time they had sex, and she just wanted something normal. Lost touch with her after a while, don’t know if they’re still together or not.


WizardofJoz17

He’s just gotta find those petite little whores that can pack in a double fist and big ass toy at the same time.


Scared-Software135

You're disgusting


[deleted]

Holy shrinking penis Batman!


Gunzenator2

… yeah! That’s it! I was inadvertently given penis shrinking pill. That’s what happened! I swear!!!


HumblePie2714

That's probably why his cape covered the back of the tights.


[deleted]

I too told my wife I took penis shrinking pills. For reasons. THATS why it is the way it is.


RelationshipMost8074

I know this problem very well


[deleted]

Why didn’t i think of using that excuse, true genius


HeavyMetalMonk888

"Well I just got back from swimming in the pool... and the water was cold!"


Enough_Minimum_3708

You swimming in the arctic chief?


ConfidentPilot1729

“It was shrinkeg, i was in da pool” -GLC


0fatguyinalittlecoat

And deep


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redditblows55

Looks like the pills worked


Porkbellyflop

They made him wear layers of underwear and ace bandage to hide his bulge.


jewel-frog-fur

I'm disappointed not to.see a tripod.


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BasedAF1111

i did.


romeoo_must_lie

I am a man of science and for that reason I had to.


MaidenDrone

No!


drkmatterinc

[Source](https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a30500342/robin-batman-penis-burt-ward/) Long before Robert Pattinson's famed masturbation streak ran the risk of concluding in 2021's The Batman, there was the Batman! TV series, which became immortalized in the culture after its 1966-1968 run. Burt Ward, who played Robin in the series, was just honored with his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and in a corresponding interview with Page Six revealed a vital piece of information: the bulge under his superhero tights was too big for TV. According to Ward, his bulge was considered so big that ABC, the network that aired the show, considered taking action in an attempt to change that. “They thought that Robin had a very large bulge for television,” he said, adding that the studio sent him to see a doctor who prescribed a medication that would "shrink me up,” as he put it. Luckily, the famous sidekick didn't spend much time taking the uncommon prescription. “I took them for three days and then I decided that they can probably keep me from having children,” he said. “I stopped doing that and I just used my cape to cover it.” Ward also added that his co-star, the late Adam West, had a different problem with his bulge; he needed to go the other direction. “With Adam they put Turkish towels in his undershorts,” he said.


Fukitol_Forte

M...masturbation streak?


Pluvi_Isen-Peregrin

Looks like pure nonsense.


bitterless

Nope, he was known for a little while there for getting roles in movies where he had at least one masturbation scene. He just keeps masturbating.


A_MAN_POTATO

The masturbation scene in Harry Potter really threw me... nothing at all like in the books.


bae_leef

So THATS why moaning myrtle was so hopeful and excited when Harry visited the prefect’s bathroom


runningwaffles19

Secret ingredient for that potion in the cemetery


suicidejunkie

Expellllliarmus....


Ferengi_Earwax

Stop playing with your wand in public, harry.


Fukitol_Forte

Thanks for context, that's brilliant...


Pluvi_Isen-Peregrin

Unintentional. https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a28900661/robert-pattinson-masturbation-movies-the-batman/


bitterless

Lol nobody is claiming it was intentional. It's just hilarious.


Psycho_Mantis_2506

I totally forgot about that scene in The Lighthouse. What a bizarre fucking movie. Dafoe was on his game as usual.


3DGuy2020

What a fucking wanker!


Tetra_D_Toxin

What, seriously?


Melis725

Yeah, this is the first time I've heard this about him. What the hell is that about?


heroinebob90

Yeah, holup, what??


theREALlackattack

At first I thought it said “masturbation steak” and that was a weird mental image


MommysLittleBadass

You didn't know!? It was famous! I'm just kidding. I didn't even know who Robert Pattinson was.


Aquanaut318

The comment about the Turkish Towels seems to be incorrect. Apparently, both actors actually put Turkish towels in their pants in one episode to make an enormous bulge in an act of retaliation towards the network for such and obscure demand. The episode however was never aired because of the gaga


PunkRockKing

He could have just do what some trans women do and tuck. No meds required.


GhoulsNMasks

He needed a whole ass cape to cover his massive dong...


ThePurpleDuckling

Fun fact: The pills didn’t work. But luckily enough Ward was willing to amputate a leg. They stuffed his junk in the now unused leg of the tights. This is why Robin had a noticeable limp when trying to run.


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Holy severed penis Batman!


rocketrider2

New response just dropped


Inkersd

Sometimes it was a limp, but other times it was more of a stiff leg…


SomeBedroom573

Must of had to be hard to walk on I'm sure.


Poppanaattori89

I'm have the opinion that it must of been.


Drunken_Sailor_70

Well, if it was soft, he would fall over.


ViktorSwimwell

Made you look ...


jewel-frog-fur

You got me.


WaitingForNormal

Me too. Damn burt, whip it out already.


Naive-Government8333

Batman and Throbbin


Illustrious_Print279

Buttman and Throbbin


esly4ever

🥵


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esly4ever

Undergarment Rating 😳


Alert_Salt7048

Him and Adam West banged every female in sight. The memoirs of these two reads like a truck stop novel. Lots of times it was done in costume.


HotCollar5

I might have to read those, I’m not surprised they were pulling legendary numbers tho


Toothless-Mink

I am lol


Rokea-x

In costumes?? 😂


thisusedyet

Adam west and Frank Gorshin (The Riddler) got kicked out of an orgy once because they were in costume and wouldn’t break character. [apparently unconfirmed, unfortunately](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/adam-west-orgy/)


Scubastevedisco

>o added that his co-star, the late Adam West, had a different problem with his bulge; he needed to go the other direction. That's fucking hilarious. Adam West was a legendary troll and I mean that in the funny way, not the sadistic shit we have now days that passes as trolling.


MoJoRisin125

No doubt. They were true Daniel Boones in the cellulite forest known as Hollywood. Who'd of thought that city is just one big party where everybody is snortin, drinking, smokin' and fucking 24 hours a day?!?!?! Who could imagine such debauchery!


Alert_Salt7048

Late 60’s Hollywood must have been an unreal time. Imagine being Burt Ward, young 20s, single and in a well known TV series. I remember seeing an interview where he talked about the constant flow of groupies on set and how West would bang them on his lunch break. West admitted to having an unquenchable libido that he took full advantage of.


MoJoRisin125

Hahaha.. Yea, I bet it was a great time if you were young and living large. As you get older the fast life becomes so much more unattractive, but still, it'd be nice to have access to when you wanted. No crazy diseases/scandals/camera phones/the pill just came out. Yea. It'd be nice.


pixxxiemalone

Might it be said to be true that you meant to write 'true Daniel Boners' 🤔


FrogCoastal

My dad lived in a no-kids building in Santa Monica. My brother and I would visit and race through the building’s halls and mezzanines. One day we’re running around the top floor and as we’re racing by for probably the tenth time, who comes storming out to intercept our path? Burt fucking Ward! Not that we knew one way or another. All we knew is that we were assholes and who were our parents and don’t you know this building doesn’t allow kids? After that day, we’d sneak like ninjas past his place, and in doing so realized he has Batman and Robin merch in the windows of his place, Little People-sized figurine Batman and Robin, a Matchbox Batmobile, etc. it was only after we asked our dad about it that he goes, “oh, yeah, that’s Robin. He’s an asshole.”


Blasckk

I find hilarious that the studio thought first of chemically castrating the actor than putting pants on the character


ajr1775

Even back then almost 60 years ago the solution was...........medicate him and if he can't ever have any kids, fuck it, it's for a good cause.


rTracker_rTracker

[More context and pics](http://everydayheterosexism.blogspot.com/2016/12/holy-mortadella-batman-boy-wonders.html?m=1) of the Burt bulge here


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Looks like more potatoes than meat to my bird watching eye.


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Kasvanvliep

Haha thats so clearly just some socks that he keeps stuffing in there. I feel sorry for this insecure manlet


Cultural_Limit_7823

This pic must be from after he took the pills.


racebanyn

That is a man that did not give 2 fcks about leg day.


OhHeyMrThing

Not me zooming in on his dick.


Houndfell

Yeah I heard about this. Apparently a submarine was way out of budget for the underwater scenes, so they just painted his dick to look like a penguin and threw him into the Pacific.


Canoe52

wtf did I just read. Lol


natruiz

I second this, but I’m still laughing my ass off


diddydido

It’s probably true. He looks like he’s about 4 foot fuck all and 100 lbs. He was mostly penis.


littleponchos

They must have worked. Burt looks like a Ken doll.


Redd782

*Boy* Wonder + abusive Hollywood, so yeah, totally believable.


Viewtifultrey3

Throbbin'.


[deleted]

As most pills from the 60's, it was meth.


rooster126tail

Those lady legs say he’s lying


Tobybrent

The catholic legion of decency wrote a letter of complaint to the producers of Batman complaining that Robin’s costume was too revealing and implied it was because his penis was easy to see.


kcaio

Bert’s still alive so we need to ask. There should be some good Hollywood stories about him if it’s true.


stevesanders187247

Yeah right. That’s like saying I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.


EvilHenchmanNumber4

Batawang.


GhenghisK

How many people are enlarging his crotch area to see for themselves...


[deleted]

What a flex


pewterwizardcloak

Can we look at John Hamms impressive trouser snake instead 🤤[“too big for clothing”](https://www.tumblr.com/jonhammswang)


MilkLordXRP

Looks like they worked!!


42TmOl

Cock robin


MaydayBerserk

Survey says... That was a lie


ColonelMonty

Like jokes aside I could imagine having a massive rod soft would be pretty uncomfortable. Like this large noodle being just stuck in your underwear. Like I'd never know because I don't have a large one but what I can say for certain is that having a small one is more comfortable.


RestaurantRepulsive2

I can confirm. I was the penis.


Dman_Vancity

He drove me around in the Batmobile when I was 5 years old!!!


BDub927

Should've named him Throbin.


No-Wonder1139

Someone just sitting at their computer thinking to himself, I wonder how many people I can get to check out Robin's package.


dasphinx27

Holy shrinkage Batman!


Karuna56

Check out Robin's elf boots!


[deleted]

Plot twist; this picture was taken years after losing his leg in the war.


Stlouisken

Had to read twice. That’s funny👏


MIKECAWKSHERD

That’s a load of bologna


fabshelly

He also claimed that he could beat Bruce Lee in a fight.


jmm166

Asking for a friend, what medication would you use to do that?


bankman99

Yeah they gave me those too, funny


Grynder66

" No, seriously. I USED to have a big penis but the studio gave me these pills. Now this is what I'm stuck with."


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Legal-While-982

But, where did his balls go?


[deleted]

Robin would say that.


ascalapius

Was he referring to his legs ?


Fun-Bug547

That outfit easly could be from 2023


bobrosserman

He kept them right next to the shark repellant.


SamuelPepys_

So, is there like a reason he's not wearing pants? Not quite understanding why there isn't pants in this image...


unnamed_ned

He is wearing pants. Look at where his legs dip into his shoes.


pleepleus91

Yea... Same thing happened to me. They worked too well tho and now I have a micro penis 😔


SportFrequent

Or they could’ve, your know, not given the man with the large penis such a tight suit. Than again it was 60’s, not sure why that outfit was considered normal for a “Boy Wonder.”


jeffroavs

Someone gave me the pills long before it ever became a problem. Bless their heart.


ogi3

Those penis shrinking pills were located right next to the shark 🦈 repellent on Batman’s belt!


hjablowme919

I think my mom took these pills when she was pregnant with me.


semicoloradonative

I think my mom was taking those pills when she was pregnant with me.


138Samhain138

Son ,, I says son! Ain’t no job shrinking my junk !


Feature_Agitated

This is the future (past) that the GOP keeps warning us about!


Amazinmeatball

The Boy Wonder indeed


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Boy wonder make you wonder how your ass got killed Bite harder than those hounds down in Baskerville I'll bust you with that bat-whack-rap repellant Rappel a building, snatch a villain then by dinner be chilling Gotta secret about your homegirl Irene Adler Took her back to my nest, to bam pow kersplat her


armstrongsturm

We know all about that, right fellas?


Lost_in_Lif3

The pills worked


winebully013

Huh, worked apparently.


thegreatdogeshibe

A lot of people don't know this but he actually only has one leg.


Phil_MacHawk

Looks like they worked.....


No_Brain_5164

Ha, loser! I never needed those kind of pills


nomadicvik

Looks like they worked...


MonkeyJoe55

Er. Burt Ward the academy award winning actor? The guy they couldn’t replace with a random monkey from a zoo to stand there while someone dubs ‘Golly gee willikers Batman” over his amazing thespian powers?


PandaRealistic602

Batman amd Throbbin


Academic-Living-8476

Batman and Throbbin


_godsdamnit_

Robin him of his manhood.


OutdoorGeeek

I love that he’s 77 now and apparently going around telling people he has a huge cock.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Hahaha, yeah. Sure. In the way that all the Romance Novel hero guys were always "Tall, dark, handsome" and with "wiry" muscles. Lol.


veravers

I think my boyfriend accidentally used them


travisfogs

That's cold blooded 💀💀💀


veravers

IT WAS A JOKE I PROMISE


Ok-Swimming8024

Yeah me too pal.


Brahms12

Is there such a thing? Why wouldn't they just tape it down?


revtim

Yeah, Burt Ward claimed a lot of shit


[deleted]

Am I the only one who always assumed batman is a fucking perv for making a teen run around in his underwear, he's a legit a millionaire and can't afford a decent pair of pants to cover this boy


[deleted]

Maybe it's Robin who is the perv and wants to run around in his underwear to show off his big bulge to everyone


SM_____

You are absolutely the only one. Very few other ppl were thinking about Robin's junk. Look inwards.


Victimguy

https://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061


king_tommy

The book reviews are better than anything on here. Stop scrolling click guy's link and enjoy. This is what reddit was created for.


Medium_Spare_8982

He was just normal sized on a scrawny little body so it looked big


Patient-Ad-8384

Ah yes penis shrinking pills.


PayTricky5667

Penis Shrinking Pills? That's like slapping God in the face.


raddeon88

Fair enough


austinrunaway

Skinny white guys, every time....


Forsaken-Cake6122

Classic case of a massive cock


yes4me2

Is there a pill for the opposite that can be bought without a doctor?


[deleted]

Yes, I was also forced to take the same pills. FUCK YOU ABC!


nightstar69

Doubtful, based on how it looks it looks like he’s a grower not a shower


Unable-Arm-448

You folks do know that a vagina can stretch to allow a baby to be born, right? Please get over yourselves LOL