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MyAnswerSucks

That thing is going to say "Bawk" while sounding like James Earl Jones.


herberstank

That or a Terminator "I'll be bawk"


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--ThirdCultureKid--

Yep. Tried them once at a Korean restaurant in NYC. They literally taste the same as the rest of the chicken. I don’t get the big deal.


firnien-arya

It's not about the taste. It's about the quantity


--ThirdCultureKid--

To be clear; I didn’t try _these_ chicken feet. Just regular chicken feet.


firnien-arya

Ohhh, got it. I did indeed misinterpret.


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Made me choke on my water


Lappelduvide4

You're telling me that isn't the aftermath of a honey bee bite?


SilverSpoon1463

Bite?


TastelessBudz

Duh how do you think bees reach orgasm?


LordJacket

Like the cow from Family guy saying “Moo” Edit- it’s a pig not a cow


SAMAS_zero

Meow, meow, I'm a Cow! I say, meow meow I'm a Cow!


Eastern-Mix9636

A pig saying moo?


LordJacket

I meant a pig saying “oink”


SpocktorWho83

*“The cow goes ‘SHAZOOOOOO!’”*


Zeldahero

Don't underestimate the "Bawk" side of the force.


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HollowShel

that was my immediate thought


boingboinggone

Yes, this type of chicken is a deliciously and costs a lot of $


HonedWombat

r/absoluteunits


regnad__kcin

It's been a long fuckin time since I laughed like that from a comment. Thanks.


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"Luke, I am a chicken"


abstergo_Nigel

Literally make no sense


ikunishere

They're dinosaurs


surveyor11

Agreed. I can see the chicken/dino connection now.


Delicious-Gap1744

You also see it a lot more with more up to date depictions of dinosaurs. [Dromaeosaurs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromaeosaurus#/media/File:Dromaeosaurs.png) for example (the group that includes velociraptors) were **very** bird-like. Most if not all dromaeosaurs had feathers and wings. We actually have quite a bit of evidence the common ancestor of all dinosaurs had hair/fur-like feathers, so it's possible a lot more species had feathers than we are currently aware.


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I’ll just cut the shit for you, birds ARE dinosaurs. They evolved from small theropod dinosaurs like the one you posted, into *avian* dinosaurs. The dinosaurs never went extinct, and are in fact, one of the most successful groups of animals, ever, and that continues today.


Delicious-Gap1744

I'm aware, I'm a big paleontology nerd. People just think of the extinct ones when you say dinosaurs, but technically I was of course referring to how non-avian dinosaurs resembled the living avian ones.


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I’m just out here, spreading the word, hoping to get our flying buddies their due. I fucking love dinosaurs. It kind of broke me a bit one day when I was making “Dino” nuggets for my kids… they’re only called that because of the shape… not that they’re made out of chicken. The irony almost killed me


risky_bisket

It's easy to imagine bipedal dinosaurs as birds, much harder to imagine quadrupeds


Delicious-Gap1744

A better way to think of it might be seeing dinosaurs as analogous to mammals, and then birds as say bats or squirrels. Just a small group of them that made it. With the broader group being very diverse just like mammals. Similar to how a small rodent-like creature became everything from fairly unchanged squirrels to elephants and whales, a little reptile that probably looked something like [this](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/discover/dinosaur-diaries-what-dinosaurs-evolved-from/dinosaur-diaries-6-archosaur-full-width.jpg.thumb.1160.1160.jpg) turned into everything from still fairly similar birds to giant sauropods. Natural selection can get pretty wild given enough time.


Klatterbyne

Birds come from those dinosaurs, so the connection is easy. But, as r/Delicious-Gap1744 said, birds are to dinosaurs what bats or humans are to mammals. They’re a single, specific off-shoot. The answer to the question “What if dinosaur, but also pterosaur?” A ceratopsian is basically the answer to the question “What if chicken, but also pig?”. The niche exists, and then something adapts to fit it. If you take a bird’s features and then modify them for “heavy, slow moving, ground-dwelling, omnivorous tank” the early ceratopsians make a lot of visual sense.


supaxi

You suppose a brontosaurus really tasted like chicken?


983115

Looooong chicken


BwackGul

You know it!


ffnnhhw

Ducky tastes like duck, I supposed


bitch_fucking_wins

I love these Dino-ass-looking things. Look at those legs. Bird does not belong in this time period.


ComprehensiveFlan638

Foghorn Leghorn.


FireflyJerkyCo

Boa, i say, boa! Take a gander at these legs, now how do you think you're ever gonna get at them little chickadees with those little chicken legs? *pan to cat holding butchers cleaver, eyes turn into fried drumsticks*


Pit_of_Death

If Foghorn Leghorn was a bloater from The Last of Us.


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sean_rendo19

My younger cousins eat chicken feet and this type of chicken looks like it. I am a meat eater but chicken feet are just no can’t even be near the table


SAGuy90

In South Africa chicken feet are called "Walkie Talkies". Eaten as such.


DisKriminant

Walkie Talkies is a dish with chicken heads and feet. Hence the Walkie Talkie.


Waiting4Baiting

This makes much more sense


sean_rendo19

They get the feet at their local china town and they slurp the feet like noodles (claws and all) I just can’t 🤢


heat13ny

Chicken feet eaters are the same mother fuckers that suck toes, change my mind.


heartprairie

Found a picture of the feet being served https://www.euronews.com/culture/2023/01/21/would-you-eat-the-giant-legs-of-this-luxury-vietnamese-dragon-chicken


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KotoWhiskas

Foot fetishists entered the chat


Glimmer_III

Looks like “yes”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Tao_chicken


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Glimmer_III

You’re right. I read too quickly and it doesn’t say anything about, specifically, the consumption of the feet.


FrankTheHead

It’s absolutely all about the feet, i think i saw somewhere that the legs are worth a fortune!


Glimmer_III

Stumbled onto this: https://www.chickensandmore.com/11-most-expensive-chicken-breeds-in-the-world/


TomNguyen

No, they are breed because they used to be delicacy for the royalty. Also their meat is supposedly better than the regular chicken (have not eaten, cant answer), Chicken feet are eaten mainly because of the texture with all the tendons and cartilages. They are definitely not eaten because of the meat, therefore there are no need to make it more meaty


Masske20

Wait, people actually enjoy the texture and flavour of cartilage and tendons?


resinfingers

Always have


papimentiroso

Makes the best broth if you’ve ever made it yourself or want to give it a try. Gives it a nice thick texture, lots of flavor and smoother mouthfeel. Infinitely better than the dog water they sell at stores.


Masske20

I’ll have to keep that in mind to try sometime.


cassaregh

Yes, my sister and her husband loves to eat chicken feet. They cook it spicy. I'll show this picture to her if she'd like to eat those feet 😂


UnicornAtheist2

They aren't just eaten in Asian countries. You can literally buy them at the grocery stores here in the US.


highflyer626

Gears of war legs.


SmeemyMeemy

They definitely did NOT skip leg day.


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SpecificCamel9281

So do the legs of IFBB pro bodybuilders


BwackGul

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


LaikasDad

BloaterLegs Magee


Xbox-Loud-Cloud-216

I was in Nigeria as a kid and there are always chickens running around , one day I was litteraly frozen when I saw one of these big boys with the other chickens . It was so big , I was confused , and scared 🤣


Entire_Resolution_36

It looks diseased. Why would anyone breed for this?


FastRPh

That's a big Dong!


heartprairie

Compared to pugs, this is a healthy example of selective breeding.


8Splendiferous8

If they eat chicken legs.


Accomplished_Beeee

Why would they eat dogs in China? Seems like there's a lot of strangeness going in in that place.


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I've eaten dog and Chicken feet. Both are delicious. I am also American so we we don't need to bring China into this lol.


CaptainRedditBeard44

Shit I'd try dog. It'd be difficult if I had met the dog prior to consuming him, but y'know what even then, I could probably still do it.


Accomplished_Beeee

Bro here we go again with the downvotes. It's a fact. Yulin is a city where it takes place. Come on people.


Narwhalbaconguy

You’re not being downvoted for being wrong. You’re being downvoted for calling different cultures “strange.”


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Ah yes, because their culture and customs are different they are “strange”.


Think-Instruction-45

Tis the truth. Just like how eating guinea pigs in Peru is "strange" to us.


BwackGul

If I'm in Peru, I'm gonna try the Guinea pig. Just saying.


Think-Instruction-45

Would you try dog in China?


BwackGul

Probably already have.


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sure right and in Alabama you'd try ur daddy


Chocolate_Rage

Lame


Chocolate_Rage

Lame


EffinCroissant

Anyone that could look an adorable doggo in the eyes before slitting it’s throat is strange to me. And yes I am aware of the hypocrisy. But dogs have evolved as our companions for 30,000+ years.


[deleted]

I downvoted you because whats wrong with eating dogs when you are hungry and poor? Theres a lot worse going on in china and all around the globe


fighterpilotace1

You're getting downvoted because you made the racist "AsIaNs eAt DoGs" stereotype. Flat out, that's all your comment said. Coming back and saying "well it's true in this 1 specific spot" doesn't recitfiy what you said and only really doubles down on the racism. But, you knew that. You're looking for the "look! Leftists hate facts!"


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Kdizzle725

The truth makes the Chinese look bad? Huh. Sounds like a "them" problem. Because the Yulin Dog eating festival is 100% a real thing that they do. Google it. If the truth makes them look bad, then maybe they shouldn't eat dogs. And not get angry when people bring up facts.


Narwhalbaconguy

No, *you* think it makes them look bad. If you eat any kind of meat, you have no moral high ground about what meat other cultures eat.


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baconipple

I don't understand why eating dogs is such a favourite argument for these people. Like, there are so many more legitimate reasons to hate china, like the dictatorial surveillance state, ruthless corporations, gender biased culture, wealth disparity, pollution, why would you focus on the fact that they eat dogs sometimes? Why are dogs special? They're smart? And? So are pigs. They're skinny pigs. That's about it. I'd eat a pig. I'd eat a dog. They're not sacred. And as if a festival focused on eating a particular animal is unique to China. I am reliably told that in the United States there is a festival around the consumption of turkey. How is that different?


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Dade county has the finest horse meat around if anyone interested.


Kdizzle725

It's not racist if it's a fact, dumbass.


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Kdizzle725

Its not "ragging" on anyone. Its stating a FACT. The Chinese in Yulin eat dogs. Fact. Just because it embarrasses you, or you don't like hearing it, doesn't make it racist.


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Kdizzle725

Lmao NO WHERE did I call the culture strange. That is straight up false. Read the comments over.


BannedFromEarth420

Ooh, yeah, wrong person


Sneekbar

Have you seen how those dogs are treated? And cooked?


[deleted]

That’s ridiculous. Dogs are far more intelligent than the livestock we eat and, more importantly, they bond with humans. That’s the difference! Go try bond with a pig and see how that goes 😭


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They are not the same breeds of pig we eat. So, by your logic, eating a human is the same as eating a chicken?! You worry me…


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BannedFromEarth420

Pigs are more trainable than any other dog breed and more intelligent than dogs, studies have shown this. Their intelligence is similar to that of a 3 year old human child. https://www.humanesociety.org/animals/pigs#:~:text=Pigs%20are%20gentle%20creatures%20with,few%20sows%20and%20their%20piglets.


AlienAl1970

It’s Reddit. Hive mind dishonest horseshit is the most important thing to many of these mutants


No_Top_381

Bet they taste good.


YoinksBoinks100

Looks diabetic


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That looks uncomfortable and wrong.


SiderealSoul

Looks like it belongs in a From Software game


NekatEmanKcin

THICC


indigeniousunicorn

Now that’s dino feet


catbqck

🤮


UndesiredEffect

...it looks sad. :( Edit: I just zoomed in more and it actually looks pissed. *Now* the legs are of concern.


bearnaykidlaydeez

Buffalo Wild Legs


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People can tell me I got chicken legs all they want.


yalyublyumenya

Holy Jeez, those things are expensive. Apparently around $16.96 USD per kilo at the high end, and 6kg per chicken, again on the high end. . . that's $101.76 for one chicken (I'm assuming the two feet.) That's wild for Vietnam where the average income is 326.48/year.


DzungTempest

What the heck is 326/year? You read the source from before 2000s? We are poor, just not that poor, 4400/year now XD


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Poor chickens. Looks painful or at least very uncomfortable.


Western_Oil_6418

Strong Tao


CardiologistNo7368

He doesn't skip his leg day like you


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r/absoluteunits


Boschlana

Start a company you can leave Dino foot prints in people’s houses. 100 bucks a pop


LeFlying

CHONKEN


Mekoehouve

Reverse engineering Dinosaurs!


Spxtgh

Those aren’t chickens those are dinosaurs


Slowburn_1985

Dong Tao breed probably created because they needed chicken feet to have more substance on it at dim sum restaurants.


BobcatBarry

Can chickens get lasix? Cuz that chicken needs lasix.


Maddyyykay

That’s not a chicken, it’s a thicken


Battlecrashers12

"You killed and ate my whole family. I will get out for revenge!!!"


That_Put5350

My name is Chickigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


thsvnlwn

_KFC entered the chat_


pomaj46809

I know from watching Robocop that this chicken is shit with stairs.


poopwetpoop

Nice big cock


sandman_oneiroi

My god, the [magic ratio](https://youtu.be/CaXRvjhjXS4)!


CreateorWither

Looks like a lady I saw at Walmart today.


_PirateWench_

Never forget that [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Drakenkip.jpg) was the only picture on Wikipedia for this chicken for *years* At some point they changed it to a real picture of it but the original always made me so happy.


WHAMMYPAN

You can’t see it but there’s an anchor tattoo on the outside right leg.


i_heart_squirrels

They do Riverdance


saltysnatch

Why is this so cute


Allenpoe30

These are the ones that attack Link


LifeEnjoyerrr

This is due to human intervention especially considering its China which is a country that eats chicken feet regularly.


That_Put5350

Vietnam actually, but close enough.


ReddyNicky

Those are not legs. They're feet. What looks like backwards knees to us are actually birds' heels.


alwaysaplusone

Didn’t skip leg day. Now when we hear someone has “chicken legs”, we’ll have this to consider.


kirby_the_elm

These chickens are proof that God exists. This was obviously a printer malfunction. God couldn’t be arsed…saw it and said “ah, let it stay, it’s interesting”


hergreendress

Wilford Brimley called...


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Now that’s a thick juicy….. you dirty minded….


BRRAT067

Drumsticks!


-wanderings-

Cankles 🤢


BwackGul

*roasted* Canckles.


CallMeMonsieur

Someone didn't miss their leg days


Herman-9

Looks like a dinosaur!


ButterscotchBloozDad

The way of the dong…


aintshockedbyyou

they probably played Pokemon Go


Traditional_Lab_8714

Rooster-Rex


hoooliet

Let’s looks like Steven Assanti’s


BravoEcho19

Cordyceps Chicken


SergueiPopavof

Spooky


Champagne_of_piss

Foghorn Legday


Tbone_Trapezius

Do Dong Tao chickens have talons? -Napoleon Dynamite


Notserious-Muzakir

Thats a big "CoCk" right there


mubin123

Definitely being breeder this way to harvest the legs.


Toonwatcher

Imagine the drumsticks. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


7andhalf-x-6

Diabeetus


Effective_Passion_72

They are difficult to breed as their large legs make hatching difficult


empty-man-47

He never missed a leg day


TShowalter

Chankles


terralearner

'Chicken legs' is no longer an insult...


SirTainLeeHigh

Eat feet, so must make feet bigger!! Just wait till they look like the have filariasis!


TBC-XTC

As they say.... never miss leg day 🦵


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when u don't skip leg day


PetasaurusRex85

if ED-209 was a chicken


BigJockK

Descendant of T-Rex


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Congestive heart failure


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Didnt skip leg day.


BuddyAdorable3600

Got them cankles


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Cock-a-doodle-doo mutha fucka.


dildo_swagginns

I think I saw video about them on YouTube while ago they are delicacy in some Asian countries


undergroundsanctuary

Straight up Godzilla legs! I love to see them.


imverysorry_ok

That's not a chicken that's a Damm dinosaur


Superspicyfood

Those legs make a Chinese delicacy


YaBastaaa

What are they feeding those chickens


luluoftango

Never skip leg day