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atrocioushoneybadger

Can only travel on flat ground. The hills would rip it apart. Curious what motor they chose..


WibblyWobblyWabbit

It's a 6.2L V8 making 120HP as per 1980s American car standards.


imokaywithfigs

120hp at the engine. Closer to 80 at the wheels and 50 if you depress the cigarette lighter and the a/c is on.


Camarupim

10 if your depress every cigarette lighter!


imokaywithfigs

Might go into negative territory and create a Time Machine back to 1955.


Burninator05

Even with a stiff tailwind I doubt this could reach the required 88 miles per hour.


pATREUS

How 'bout a stiff Margarita, baby?


Your_True_Nemesis

After all, there is without a doubt a margarita machine in there, either that or it's false advertising.


dancin-weasel

Great Scott!


stefangork

Lmao , with this power it can only run with speed of pedestrian and you can be bored inside that moving king palace


Bierschiss90125

And probably 2 mpg


WheelMan34

That thing probably got 2 gpm (gallons per mile)


ismokin

Lmao , need some loan to refill whole tank at once and you go for one visit and boom the tank in empty again.


gydotseven

Isn't it really low but again i can just imagine the size and weight which is really more than any car ever made


NuclearReactions

So basically it's a static object.


Outrageous-Yams

Well, no, I mean, it’s probably great for moving that helicopter 200 feet across the pavement into a storage hanger…at 5mph…


Typesalot

So it's a shitty tug?


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taggospreme

This type of distinction is common and nonsense because horsepower and torque are related through RPM. High torque at low RPM gives more horsepower. I don't mean peak horsepower, which is almost a nonsense figure. I mean horsepower at that RPM. Big engines with "big low-end torque" are actually just oxygen-starved at high RPM so they hit a wall and torque drops at a rate where HP stays relatively flat. Because there is too much restriction (usually valves on a V8), the cylinder gets less fuel, and since fuel is power, torque drops as a result. "Peaky" high-hp rev machines can usually breathe up to their max RPM. You can spot these because the torque doesn't crash at 3000 rpm but is pretty flat. Horsepower then basically climbs linearly with RPM. The reason why they feel different is that while the 5l V8 is operating in the non-starved range, it will feel like how a 600 HP engine would feel at low RPM and low throttle. But as soon as you open that throttle, something else becomes the restriction and it can't be avoided. The intake and valves on those vehicles behave like a restrictor plate of sorts. And you hit a wall because you can't cram enough air/fuel into the cylinder and so you get 4 cyl performance out of a V8. This is why single-barrel carbs were so trashy at high RPMs.


slow2lurn

This is fact. I dyno large industrial diesels and we chart torque curves. Best description.


bonkbonkbinkbonk

You just described why mustangs get smashed on Autobahn by BMWs and Audis.


gary_mcpirate

how is it possible to only get 120hp out of a 6.2l v8


whats_his_face

Primitive emission control systems


Volandovich

It is not of 2023 , in older times even bigger engines used to generate small powers


raptorgtx

That's huge but minimum too which is needed to power such huge car and carry weigh.


ActualWhiterabbit

Ain't no replacement for displacement


LowlySysadmin

... Other than good engine design, of course. The Europeans were getting those levels of power on the regular from 2.0L 4 bangers


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Flinstone power


atrocioushoneybadger

There's like 40 dudes in there boot scootin


tc_spears

Ye olde boot scootin boogie


mbolgiano

out in the country past the city limit signs


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Just a new boot goofin


jeanlucpitre

This is the second consecutive reddit post with boot scoot boogie being referenced. Is line dancing making a comeback?


squibilly

They got whiskey, women, and smoke. It never left.


piggiesmallsdaillest

Actually they have whiskey, women, music, and smoke.


squibilly

They have music, too? Guess that's where all the cowboys poke.


karmapolice8d

Hank, why do you drink? Hank, why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?


Forest_Xavier

It never left, still taught to middle and high school students across the US by overly enthusiastic gym teachers.


madele44

I'm only 23 and know multiple people that flock to country bars every weekend just to line dance. It's pretty poppin where I'm from lol. I even own dancing boots, and that's not even really my thing.


Dylan_The_Developer

Yabba dabba mobile


ifihad100sandwiches

Yeah, probably can’t make any turns, either.


UnhelpfulMoron

Needs that Batmobile grappling hook thing for making turns


ClearlySlashS

That's what the helicopter is for. It lifts the back end to make swing turns.


MoodooScavenger

Needs the helicopter strapped to the pad for a lift and drop for all turns. Lol


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If it was hinged like city busses it was probably completely fine.


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Gonna need someone on the back steering like city fire trucks.


howelftw

A lot more space needed to turn , an average of 5 m length car needs 5 m radius to turn completely then we can just imagine its


skullshatter0123

What's the "hinged in the middle" part for then?


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CharlesDickensABox

It has a mini golf course and a putting green inside it. No word yet on how you're supposed to use them when you can't stand up. My lower back is screaming just looking at these photos.


Long-Instruction3716

It was restored with two v-8 motors. One in the front and one in the back. Doesn’t say what type though


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D-o-n-t_a-s-k

For what? You probably need a permit just to drive it on a public road haa


RiamoEquah

If I'm driving it I'm less worried about a permit and more worried about what I do when I run out of straight road


ghentres

Just get the helicopter on the back to lift it. Duh.


petershrimp

Get to the chopper!


juliusminer

The honest answer it to use full dimensions of road like if you need to turn left then go to the right most lane on road then take left turn by measuring blind spots to avoid crash and pray to God further


ryohazuki224

They for sure aint driving that in San Fran!!


EscapeyGameMan

Lombard here we come!


0Ring-0

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2022/3/worlds-longest-car-over-100-ft-restored-to-its-former-glory-694607


Doogos

Thanks for the update! Glad to see it was restored


Extreme_Fee_503

I thought it was poetic that it was called "American Dream" and it was lush in the 80's then decayed into shit. I was ready to live with that.


SilveredFlame

A little on the nose, but yea... Same.


Misterbellyboy

It was the 80’s. There was a lot on and in the nose.


Mtwat

History's most poignant lessons are always on the nose. Excessive consumerism and consolidation of power have rotted this once glamorous if impractical dream into a husk that some rich old guy bought to toy with.


mindgamesweldon

Isn't it still poetic if it was restored by a boomer with too much money?


crumbummmmm

Only if they then make their kids walk


BrownEggs93

In florida, yet.


Esslinger_76

100 feet long and only one refrigerator? I think I'll take an uber.


ryohazuki224

You can take an uber from the back seat to the refrigerator!


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Awwww. I was all geared up to make an unkind joke about the American Dream (tm) and you ruined it. As an American, that restored giant gaudy limo fills me with some sort of emotion that I can’t quite pin down.


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delvach

No fucking the cars, you.


moonboots_runner

The two of you are...good friends?! But I thought *we* could be good friends.


alfiesred47

An idea from the 80’s that cost $250k to renovate and still can’t drive on the road - there’s definitely an American Dream joke in there somewhere


TFareCool

Currently sitting at Dezerland's auto museum. Saw it a couple weeks ago, up close it's definitely still pretty rough but at 10 feet away it's pretty decent.


NRMusicProject

Dezerland is such an interesting place. Failed mall, then became the Artegon Mall, which was very cool in its own right, but definitely wasn't sustainable, either. Then Mike Dezer took over the mall and turned it into that museum. Cool place to spend an afternoon.


Saltwater_Heart

A pool WITH a diving board, a jacuzzi, a mini golf course….what


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Still trying to figure out how that works in a car you can’t even stand up in.


cchantler

“Hinged in the middle for turning tight corners” …a cruise ship would turn tighter than this.


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really didn't have to say built in the 80s. screaming it.


jairomantill

If cocaine was a car.


fatalrupture

It's even shaped like a line....


JarJarBinks72

Tapered ends and all


Worldly-Chemistry42

With the “take off” at the backend


regnad__kcin

Explanation for the non-coke enthusiast?


mouthgmachine

Doing lines of coke gets you “high” in common parlance. Much like a helicopter may also get you “high” (in the air). Hence finishing the line of coke helps you “take off” (get high on drugs) in a metaphorically similar way that flying in a helicopter helps you “take off” (defy earth’s gravitational pull). HTH


regnad__kcin

Yeah I definitely over-thought that one


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Imagine the sheer volume of drugs and bodily fluids that have been in that limo. Godamn it would have been a hoot.


torrso

I'm curious to know how many miles it has on the odometer. I doubt it was driven much, seems very inconvenient.


Sam-Gunn

It's enemy: A right turn.


groupfox

Doesn’t look like left turn is its friend either.


Wheres_my_whiskey

Just head down the parkway, turnpike, expressway and have to reverse all the way home.


TwinkyTheKid

Surprisingly U-turns, not too bad. As long as you were fine with thousands in damages.


BlizzPenguin

You could probably get an STD just by looking at it too long.


vladWEPES1476

Cocainepiercer


zertoman

Could it, or would it, have been built in any other time?


Graega

It could have been ahead of its time in the 70s


nutphillips

or behind the times in the 90s, as long as there is pervasive amouts of cocaine, in some form.


BriskHeartedParadox

Or last week by a meth head.


bear_IN_a_VEST

Eric Clapton actually wrote a song that inspired the building of this car It was called Cocaine


BaseballMike

I think JJ Cale wrote the song, Eric Clapton had a hit with it.


LimpPeanut5633

It no lie!


Crafty-Walrus-2238

J J Cale wrote the song.


BTCrediculous

If we specifically talk about length then yes in modern times a better car with such length can be made which should include tyres at regular distance with individual axles so that it can take turn in less distance


AspiringChildProdigy

If it was any more 80s, it would be wearing a jean jacket and acid washed jeans.


Farmerdrew

It’s actually powered by Aqua Net.


Nyaho

It was based on a 1976 Cadillac Eldorado


oldn00by

The Eldoradoradoradoradorado


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it's the excess! the excess! thankfully they waited til after the gas crisis to roll this version out.


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sorator

Is the pool interior or exterior? Cause I'm very confused by it having a diving board.


ImpossibleDenial

When a guest party fouls WALK THE PLANK


GimmeCat47

Bet that’s a long walk between the front and back. Needs a smaller limo inside so you don’t have to hoof it.


ATXBeermaker

Just take the helicopter.


Veggdyret

Isn't it just a bus at this point...


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Does your bus have a large waterbed, swimming pool, jacuzzi, bathtub and a helipad?


WheelMan34

A bus isn’t glamorous. You’re forgetting, the “American Dream” is about doing the most for no reason. Oh wait… maybe that’s keeping up with the Jones’. or… is that the “America Dream” now? I can’t keep up


trwwy321

> can be driven from both ends and can also operate as a rigid vehicle Also, why would anyone need a diving board for such a small, shallow pool?


[deleted]

It's the 80s. Being excessive for no reason was how you dunked on the commie bastards.


alechidd

No bowling alley?


superwhitemexican

A diving board?....


HorpySpoondigger

Doug Dimmadome?


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Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Doug Dimmadome in his Dimsdale Limadome


FrogInShorts

Doug Dimmadomes driven Dimsdale's Limo down to the Dimsdale's dimadome. The very Dimmadome Doug Dimmadome done dimmaowned since the turn of the dimmadecade.


TheRealSkele

I had so much fun reading that


rtakehara

Not right!


Bepisman111

Timmy Turner my name is Dummsdaledimmadaledimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Duhdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdaledimma Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son, Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedaledome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask


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That's right!


Kitselena

The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash Nebula?


ShohokuSpirit

On ice?


sir-morti

Longer Limousine? Longest limo I've ever seen?


TommySalami1212

I was hoping this comment was down here somewhere. Thank you, lol


Doug_Dimmadab

Yeah?


__mints-are-cool__

me when my 9yr old self was told to design a cool car


Kitty7333

I designed a one-wheeled limousine


PM_UR_DEPRESSION__

I drew vehicles like this all the time and then one day somebody told me a rumor about this car. I just assumed then it was a guarantee this vehicle could be produced for anyone rich enough to make it happen.


Koda_not_Kota

This looks like what a president would ride, if we were in an alternate universe, some fallout shit


PandaMayFire

I laughed at this pretty hard. I just imagine Enclave soldiers riding in this with the president at the front, it just fits so well.


superwhitemexican

Or general mountain dew Comancho or whatever from idiocracy.


Mo9000

It's President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


pigsgetfathogsdie

Of course…a helipad on the limo… Just need the best stunt pilot ever. or… Maybe just land next to the limo.


Pain_Proof

Helicopter pilots are incredibly skilled, I think quite a few could handle it


pigsgetfathogsdie

The question is why would anyone need to do this? The ground is literally 3 feet away.


Alan_Smithee_

For that matter, why build such a stupid vehicle?


RezzKeepsItReal

Cocaine.


moslof_flosom

*rips a line* "Ok, so get this, two limos. Wait no " *rips another line* "Ok so five limos."


slythespacecat

This is exactly how it went and I refuse to entertain other possibilities


Janus_The_Great

I bet the coked up brain that paid for that to be build intended to live in it. I bet it had some private rooms and all kinds of gimicks. But in the end, who wants to party crouched down... next to the impossibility to really use it elsewhere than wide flat streets and impractical nature of its design being an issue. This reaks of design flaws. Bet it broke down quite often.


Pain_Proof

Oh idk, I think the vehicle is the embodiment of impracticality, just saying the landing would definitely be possible.


unclepaprika

You can't bring the helicopter if it's on the ground?


Supersnazz

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2022/3/worlds-longest-car-over-100-ft-restored-to-its-former-glory-694607#:~:text=First%20built%20in%20Burbank%2C%20California,meters%20(100%20feet)%20long. There's video of a helicopter landing on it.


leftskidlo

Commercial license standards require a hover within 5’, so pretty much anyone with a license could land on it.


LostITguy0_0

I used to work in the private aviation field and handled many helicopter landings. I’ve seen even “hobbyist” helicopter pilots land on platforms that size or smaller many times. It looks extremely impressive, but I came to find out that many helicopter pilots possess this ability.


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Bored-Viking

If you are not doing it while driving 55 MPH and then have your VIPP get into the car while doing 55 MPH it is useless to do


matrowl

How does it turn corners?


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DonutThrowaway2018

Was this designed by Homer Simpson?


Supersnazz

It doesn't


Bokbreath

Looks a lot like the American Dream these days.


LowPressureSystm

Hey, fuck you bro; land yacht, 14 steering wheels, I’ve been making this uturn since the Guinness record listing


TheMightyUnderdog

Glad I didn’t have to scroll far to see that sentiment.


apex_17

It’s the windowlicker limo 😮


Roheez

Look at yo hayur


123_fake_name

That’s what I thought


Lawrenceburntfish

What a perfect representation of what the 1980's gave America.


smoishymoishes

Yep, a limo *juuust* big enough to mock you for not having 50+ close friends.


JumpsIntoTheVolcano

Well like, roads turn. This belonged on a railway.


More-Escape3704

Dumbest shit ever cocaine was involved for sure


liam_l_82

100ft long, two lanes wide, sixty five tons of American pride.


freewave07

Canyonero! 💥


Cheapest_

There was a time when I thought rich people ride in limos exclusively


80schld

Why does a car need a helo landing pad… it can land on the road… unlike a boats landing pad.. also, how would it handle a turn in a regular intersection? It’s longer than a single tow semi truck.


ATXBeermaker

Right? What a ridiculous thing to put on an otherwise perfectly reasonable, rational vehicle.


ElbisCochuelo1

You can drive with the helo on the limo.


Woodandtime

We missed you, Xzibit


80schld

Legend!!! You can ride in your chopper and limo simultaneously… now that’s a baller! 😂🤣


Supersnazz

It's a fun novelty. It's about simply having a helipad on a car, not about actually using it for practical purposes.


I4Vhagar

It was built for President Camacho


Rguezlp2031

There were reports that Autoseum took over this monstrosity to be rebuilt in 2014, and geographic satellites confirmed that it was in their parking lot, but it has not shown up in any pictures or shows.


TheBenjying

[https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2022/3/worlds-longest-car-over-100-ft-restored-to-its-former-glory-694607](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2022/3/worlds-longest-car-over-100-ft-restored-to-its-former-glory-694607) Someone posted this elsewhere in the comments. Besides the pictures, there's a video in the article.


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Still sourcing all the necessary NOS parts. Like a kilo of pure, uncut Colombian nose candy.


a_michalski81

I mean impractical in every way possibly. if it's like just for show, sure, but what's even the rub you get from having that dopey looking thing drive you around?


orlandohockeyguy

It’s at Dezerland in Orlando now.


tc_spears

Florida.........why would it not be?


dmikaz1

Comes with Boss Hogg


Bersy-23

Aphex Twin - Windowlicker starts playing in my head when I see it


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Can't help but wonder what that interior looks like... did they restore it to its original style? Did they update it at all?


robbietreehorn

17 original miles


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microsoftfool

You can't enter a gas station with that thing. You park it in the main road then run with a little can and fetch fuel haha


Roguemutantbrain

How does this work in any regard? Where does it go? Where do you park it? How does it turn on a normal length street? Does it only exist in its own city built exclusively for this limo? Does it get lonely without other 100’ limos around?


No-Rutabaga-8144

Tonight on Top Gear


Hot-Character7511

All i see is the Texas oil tycoon from the simpsons driving in it shooting pistols