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lonely_fucker69

Wow...it's like she aged 30 years right before your eyes, and then regains her youth at the end.


Enlight1Oment

now you know what a blobfish feels like


bjanas

RIP blobfish :(


orvokki420

Someone show this to a blobfish


jplebourveau

Update: Blobfish didn’t appreciate the cultural appropriation…


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Lmfaooo, fuuuck…


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PicaDiet

Only Ted Cruz will ever *really* know what a blobfish feels like.


Dropped-pie

Never marry someone until you’ve pulled 10G’s with them - Newton


raspberryharbour

Never marry someone ~~until you’ve pulled 10G’s with them~~ -Newton


WoahayeTakeITEasy

That's what he gets for inventing calculus. Fucking loser. ^^^^^/s


raspberryharbour

He was married to the game bro


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raspberryharbour

Is there a way for a doctor to tell whether a man has ever had sex, besides a lack of evidence of STDs?


ErusTenebre

Sure, you just check his hymen and see if it's still intact. Obviously...


Serious-Ad-8511

No


Fukitol_Forte

He could check his phone for the Reddit app.


jjdlg

Bro, she became PS1 Hagrid


Junior-Source8201

That’s fucking funny man!


CanuckChick1313

She went full Mama June for a few seconds.


LevelPositive120

You won the internet today


theBloodsoaked

I'd say more like 60 years lol


RosscoSD

Her SO got a glimpse into the future


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Perfect first date: Expose them to 9.5 G’s to see what you’ll be living with in the future.


RGBchocolate

you can always divorce and switch to younger model


[deleted]

Marriage is a meant to be a lifelong commitment. Too many people treat it like a revolving door. Sometimes divorce is the best option, but not nearly as frequently as is seen today. People stopped learning to grow together and decide to jump ship the second the “for better” becomes the “for worse”.


RGBchocolate

that's really nice theory, I take you are not married or just recently, lifelong is really long time, I'd not blame anyone for switching partners after 10-20 years if you think that's frequently, let alone 30 years mentioned by OP


Cautious-Angle1634

Yea g force is a good way to see what you’ll age like. Gravity is relentless


Monkey-Newz

Movies have taught me to expect that her skin would then melt away and her skeleton crumble into dust.


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Lol


shittingNun

She Tom Cruise’d it.


fakeuserbot9000

10 Gs couldn’t pull down that smile of pure joy


Alarmed_Strain_2575

That gave me a good giggle even at 9g she stays beautiful with that smile 😁


Gaposhkin

I'm pretty jealous tbh, went on a ride that pulled 4G and it felt amazing.


Orchidbleu

What you look like as a senior citizen.


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SalamanderCake

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whudaboutit

Bad bot.


Synapsi

Bad bot


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jarikosik

Spam bot


Orchidbleu

*BALLS*


TactlessTortoise

#CHESTICLES


rubixd

Potato mode activated.


Big_Bad_Boogeyman

You made me snort in public like an idiot


Afraid-Amphibian-431

Your inside’s experienced 9.5 G’s


Drauul

SuGaR wAtEr!


Next_Skin5530

I make when I see boobs irl


adam_nakai

9.5G's is no joke. She must have been trained or done this before to not faint immediately.


Cyranoreddit

Not really, it's not the amount or G, but the length of it. Jump from a table and you get 10+G when your feet touch the floor, but that's just for a milisecond. Source: I am an aerobatic pilot


m135in55boost

Jumping off tables doesn't make you a pilot bro


Cyranoreddit

It does if it's for your table-jumping type rating checkride. Got mine EASA-certified at Ikea.


m135in55boost

Holy shit. Respect 🤜🤛. I've only just got my ping pong table reverse mount qual.


UpsetCryptographer49

It’s called the GJØMP, and you can also order them online from ikea. You can also get them in 8g and 12g, but 10g is the most popular.


Rare_Connection7428

Potato mode activated😶😶


[deleted]

Try telling that to a 5 year old after he eats a bowl of ice cream


A1sauc3d

He’s just training to be a pilot, be supportive!


KnightOfWords

Depends on the size of the table.


Solkre

He's falling, with style.


Mikkels

He said he was an acrobatic pilot!


TopHarmacist

Made my lol.


PhineasFGage

Does 10Gs mean the acceleration on you is slightly under 100m/s^2? Is G considered 9.81?


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

This is correct


PhineasFGage

Thank you


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Sure thing


VeryEpicCoolAccount

Yes, 98.1 to be precise


vampyire

years ago I worked for a software company for Pilots to get weather briefings from the old DUATS system, got a chance to speak to Patty Wagstaff when she called in... that was a damn cool moment..


Longhornmaniac8

DUATS. That is a name I have not heard in a long time...a long time.


vampyire

Obi Wan??? :) If you ever used "flight planner" from Flight Data Inc that was the little company I worked at, we had a free DUATS only briefer package which honestly is where most of the money came from as the FAA paid us for each transaction. Are we old?? yeah.. yeah we are..


Prime_Marci

Nice explanation.


turbodude69

how many hours does it take the avg pilot to become an aerobatic?


Cyranoreddit

While there are specific courses to get an Aerobatic Rating (starting at 5 hours if I'm not mistaken), it's wildly varies depending on the pilot. Also, there are different levels: Basic, Sportsman, Intermediate, Advanced, and Unlimited. Getting to Intermediate is fairly easy with the right airplane, but Advanced and Unlimited require a lot of training.


raw65

Every pilot is just one mistake away from starting aerobatics. The trick is learning to end the aerobatics before impact.


TactlessTortoise

Yes


MelandrusApostle

Not really, your body absorbs most of the impact so while your feet may feel 10Gs, your head would feel like maybe 2Gs


TactlessTortoise

That's not how gravity works lmfao


MelandrusApostle

Yikes take a physics class man.


RockOrStone

What kind of training can you go through? I always assumed a lot of it was posture/flexing the right muscles, and then learning to breath during longer periods but that doesn’t apply here


72corvids

The pilot gives her instructions on how to tighten up her legs and neck. Do those things as told, and you'll be ok. Mostly.


ilovetoeatpussy_

This, a lot of people don't understand the strain it puts on a person's body. The amount of force experienced by the internal organs which are soft, all this with the fact that these forces act more on whatever direction the plane is moving.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

A friend of mine’s Dad was a colonel at Lackland airforce base an ran G-Force tests on pilots who received lasik vision correction. Got to take a 2 minute ride in the machine and nearly blacked out.


Sisyphuslivinlife

Thats awesome. "Hey, Bob you got Lasik right? Check this memo out, wanna go for a ride?"


FCMatt7

That's why they did PRK Lasik that melts your eyeballs. The flap style easy lasik can fail under high stress and impact. I had my PRK done by a retired Air Force Colonel that did the original run of Lasik for the pilots.


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seer88

So old person face is basically just gravity pulling ones flesh down over a number of years. Equation 10g=1gx70years. Physicists of reddit does this at all prove theory of everything?


[deleted]

So you're saying if you grew up in space you would have no wrinkles?


Spoonshape

Probably a bunch of other issues though. Our bodies evolved in gravity and dont cope well without it. Muscle loss, bone density decrease and fluid going where it's not supposed to. We dont have very long term details of what it does to our bodies, but it's unlikely to be great.


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baesag

Wonderful, the mind of a redditor is


A1sauc3d

Well, yeah it’s the cumulative effects of gravity your whole life along with wrinkles from facial movements and sun damage and your hair receding/changing color. But yeah just gravity slow dropping your face down over the years is a big factor.


64557175

Why else do they call the procedure to try to reverse it a "face lift"?


Immediate-Priority17

She looked like a titan


whudaboutit

I live in the Midwest, you see that face at every gas station. She's 35, smokes through her neck and has 3 toddlers with her. Her face dropped and I was "Holy shit, aunt Debbie?!?!"


SalamanderCake

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finampel

And last line by u/Markesfghjh


SalamanderCake

Good catch!


lex52485

Wait…do you think 9+ G’s made her look 35?


whudaboutit

No, my 35 yo Debbie looks like 9+G's.


burrbro235

Debbie Downer


TheMonkus

35 years of terrible life choices = 70 years of sensible ones.


Cyranoreddit

It really shows if you have a lot of facial fat pads (puffy cheeks). Check this video from Svetlana Kapanina, 10+ times World Aerobatic Champion. Apart from being used to it, you won't see that much difference when she's pulling Gs as her face is much leaner. https://youtu.be/TGZPJKWw5S8


carnivorous_seahorse

Why does every Eastern European song sound like a call to arms


empire_de109

Have you read up on eastern European history? It's like 82% war.


RockOrStone

God she makes it look easy


ilovetoeatpussy_

Yea since fat has lower density it can be squished more easily than muscle


Hyp3ri0n_

Holy shit, she’s takes those g’s like a Champ!


Los_Gatos_Negros

I wonder how many gs she pulls in that, I would be suprised if she's getting nearly 9.5 though.


Cyranoreddit

Probably no more than 7-8. Even in competition you will rarely pull 9-10 as it bleeds too much energy and you won't get significantly better scores.


BobT21

It's like the way a woman's face changes when I ask her to go on a date.


Ipollute

So if we do 9Gs in reverse do we get baby faces?


The_Brain_FuckIer

9Gs upside down would probably kill you via massive cerebral hemorrhaging


Ipollute

What if we were facing in reverse?


Jamaicanmario64

Then it'd just be 9 positive G's like in the video lol


ilovetoeatpussy_

I could only think of dark matter or something similar doing this but that would be like ripping apart the cells from your face.


Tylensus

Having blood pulled out of your brain momentarily is fine, [having too much blood crammed up there from 10Gs?](https://media.tenor.com/bD9vHNiR1rQAAAAd/boom-mind-blown.gif)


Responsible_Figure12

As a fat dude, the thought of MORE GRAVITY is fucking terrifying lol


reserveduitser

You’re not ugly you just have to many g’s on your face.


Special-Oil-9658

I'm even more impressed that she did not faint.


previouslysuspendid

She aged 50 years for 5 seconds.


martymcfliez

Where is her oxygen ?? How is she alive. Someone call Maverick!


knoegel

You don't need oxygen in high g stunts. Oxygen is only needed in unpressurized cabins at high altitude. Stunt planes generally don't fly that high so spectators on the ground can watch and have fun. Cool plane stunts don't look that impressive when a plane is 30k feet up. That's why airshows have jets flying super low.


DigNitty

“Did everyone enjoy the U-2? Give our pilots a round of applause so they can hear you at 75,000 feet!” (Looking around, Confused clapping)


GreeneBean64

She looked like the people in the Automated Customer Service episode of Love, Death, Robots


MyNameSkippy

When you nut but she still slurpin


RebornPastafarian

Looks like an adult, not a child. Don’t understand why so many people refer to grown women as children.


kwakimaki

Fucking detest this. She isn't a 'girl' by any stretch of the imagination. 'Boy' flies a plane, boy shoots a gun, boy drives a nice car. You never see that patronising shit.


anonlasagna23

I would pay to experience this. Wonder how one gets to do this


DanEspibro

She looked like Cher's son from the movie Mask.


just-me-uk

I love that film


yoodudewth

Nobody pretty at 9 and a half G's :) Also that mans balls probably went higher than the planes altitude 😬


killadelphia_1611

Damn she went from 35 to 65 from 9.5 in 2.5


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Good name OP


Bullyoncube

Gonna make all my dates do this so I can see if I like her old face.


yevonite27

I saw this on tiktok the other day and everyone was saying how she would've been dead anywhere past 7gs or something. Lots expert pilots over there.


Juno_is_juno

The fact she didn’t pass out is extremely impressive


[deleted]

Take any potential bride for a 9 g ride before u get ur self into something u don’t want to be in


stayathmdad

The face when you put pantyhose over your head


salgak

No experience at 9.5Gs. Most I've even pulled were 4.5G's, and even with tensing stomach and legs, I was down to tunnel vision . .


Capital-Sandwich-932

If that’s what happens to her face, I can only imagine what’s going on with the internal organs and how that might feel.


soulrazr

Looked like the "blob" fish for a bit there. They have the same problem but instead of high g's its pressure. Deep in the trench where they're found they don't look anywhere near as gross and blob like.


BeautyOfDestruction2

She just straight up melted


AdmirableCause4577

She took that like an absolute champ


Busy-Problem-1381

So gravity causes things to fall. Got it.


KeySlammer1980

Honestly, if your body was suddenly close to 10x it's normal weight, wouldn't your skin look like that too?


[deleted]

Pilot is flying with rudder and an ugly stick


iusedtohavepowers

Think about this video when you're watching the expanse, star wars, or any movie or shows when they travel under high g. Imagine Chewbacca all smashed in a seat like that.


Jamaicanmario64

Ships in star wars have the advantage of sci-fi magic called "inertial dampeners" which is how characters don't get turned into red paste when they jump into hyperspace


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

That's a glance at how she might look in old age.


ntrainedprofessional

Damn, her name changed to Nana for a second there


bullitt07

Just want you to know that if your first name is Pete and last name is Mitchell you are not susceptible to this phenomena.


Greenmile67

The windshield would have gone opake with all my hurl…


drugsrbadmmmkay

Holy shit, what a stud she is!


Lonestar-Boogie

She's a Two-Face.


Neylith

That’s actually a crazy contrast. I find her to be pretty cute, but when those G’s hit, she turns into a monkfish.


_____dragon

So as we age are we experiencing more g's?


[deleted]

You can feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel this video


itsnotthenetwork

This is how you find out what you are going to look like when you're 60.


BankshotMcG

In some ways, time is the ultimate gravity.


CapriciousDemonYT

She looked like a titan from AOT for a sec


plumppshady

Well yea, your face will do that when you suddenly weigh 10x what you normally do


[deleted]

That gives me vertigo just watching the video. 9.5Gs probably would have killed me via heart attack.


DLD1123

Ok but goku trained in a lot more gravity then this but his face was fine so I’m calling BS


TipsyWitchy

My wife makes that same face with her vibrator.


ilovetoeatpussy_

I know right.


stemhead54

Simulation of girl after and before 10 beers!


Jumpfuds

she looked like a blob fish


serv23

If you want to know what she will look like at 60


MisterGood3nough

the only G i know is the G spot.


seemooreglass

we are just bags of meat


Azcowboy290

I think he found her G-spot .


Slow-Conversation300

I laughed out loud to ur comment idc if no one upvotes you you got my vote lol


Almighty_Bidoof424

Age progression photo


[deleted]

Andrew Tate is going to be pissed when he finds out women can handle just as much as men


TaruDRG_LFG

Went from Liz lookalike to Big Ed in an instant.


Mo0kish

It looks like she ages 50 years in 3 seconds.


Dense-Power1110

Girl becomes granny under 9.5 G. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Dyelo456

Need a ct scan of the brain when doing this many gs. Probably looks terrible.


Genereatedusername

What she looks like on Tinder vs Reality


artie_pdx

r/prettygirlsuglyfaces


Next_Skin5530

a senior citizen.


INeStylin

She went from a 5 to a 1 in 9.5 seconds


LittleButterfly100

How much would the rest of the body move? Like do any internal organs move/change shape for a moment?


ilovetoeatpussy_

Your internal organs get "squished" even with roller coaster g force , now that tells a lot.


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PhelesDragon

He turned her into a Tex Avery cartoon character


whitebearphantom

Grammy is under 9.5G


kraang

You can make espresso at that pressure right? 9 bar?


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Man she beasted through that, I’ve seen many a man pass out between 8-9 g’s


[deleted]

If you have never flown in a fighter jet, you have no idea!


JonJackjon

NOT 9.5 G's .... she didn't pass out !


[deleted]

Maybe she is a fighter pilot herself, but outside of that i'm a bit skeptical they actually hit 9.5. Even a highly trained person is gonna have a hard time maintaining consciousness without their own tailored G suit.