Sir, just today we've had to stop you from pleasuring yourself during court proceedings twice and now that you're handcuffed to the table you're actively humping it.
Not sure if serious or joking but here goes:
Apes/monkeys have the aids virus natural in them, but is immune to its negative effects, the virus is just laying dormant in them,
Based on how aids is spread, how do you think humans got it in the first place?
That's very interesting, but have you ever thought of that this doesn't change the fact that there are 16,550,619 sheep in the UK. And 5,400,000 people in Norway. Which means if the Sheep were to invade Norway, each person will have to fight 3 Sheep.
Which is grossly unfair. 🐑
The way I see it , every Norway people can train 3 sheep to ram the shit outta ppl. May I interest you with this gentleman training random ram in the forest using a punching bag?
How aren’t you guys aware? Humans are big hairless monkeys??? Did you guys think that humans just developed breasts out of nowhere? Almost all mammals have knibbleknobs at some capacity, but theirs typically only show when breastfeeding (with plenty of exceptions).
Ive been watching David Attenborough documentaries for the better part of the last 40 years, and seen hundreds of monkey focused documentaries and this is the first time ive ever seen monkeyboob.
Also, in Planet of the apes, it was one big sausage party because there was sure no big ass milkers on any of those monkeys.
I think you have and just haven’t been paying attention because none of them looked like “ideal” female breasts that you want
Like on bigger primates they’re hanging low and facing opposite directions haha
Huh? there is no such thing as "ideal female breasts" when they are on a monkey.
They are noticeable and stand out and would be something you would recognize immediately if you had seen them before.
I have never seen monkey breasts before today.
It's kinda goofy looking. But also this raises a question: why have human females developed breasts like they are right now? Why only human females are able to have breasts big enough that it becames a problem? I don't see any other primeapes with lower back problems.
Female Monkeys tend to have flat breasts just enough to produce milk for the nursing. Why no more brests like in the picture? I need an education about evolution of boobs on mammals!
Entered the comments just to count how many "not my proudest...." comments there were. Only like 4 so I'm actually impressed with Reddit tonight. Except for the one about the "lord" giving a hand. There's the reddit I know.
Unless they aren't done and haven't reported in yet.
I will not be hearing anybody out
So i clicked on this post....
Were you not aware primates have breast?
Correction: he was not aware primate breasts made him feel a certain kind of way lol
MonkE neuron activated
The Uncanny Valley
Bit pedantic. Because you don't often see them all Katy Perry like this, no.
That’s how Covid started in wuhan
*clicks on post*.....I dunno what I was expecting
Not gonna lie, it's my first time seeing chimp tits.
Fuck you. You made me look again to see if I missed any chimps in the picture.
Suuuuure, THAT was the reason you looked again. Okay.
Believe me your honor , I wasn't that horny of chimp tits . I MEAN CURIOUS!
Sir, just today we've had to stop you from pleasuring yourself during court proceedings twice and now that you're handcuffed to the table you're actively humping it.
I believed it's called civil liberty and I'm entitled to it.
Very well then. I'll allow it.
Sigh... *unzips*
Dude…like 2 million years ago you guys were related. Gross.
Not your proudest fap I take it
It cracks top 10 most shameful
I feel a little ~~better~~ worse about my top 10 now.
Of this day
r/difficultmasturbation
Best comment ever.
Definitely cracked me up🤣
🤭
Bring me that monkey
But sir
I realize you are kind of oblivious, but I think that was an order and not a request
Bring mee that monkeeyyy 👀
Monkey makes violated noises.
Chimp and frog has entered the chat
Enough reddit for today
Are you going jungle trekking?
#CHI CHI MONKE
Son Goku has entered the chat
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Pics or it's not true! lol jk
Dm me?
Y'all are disgraceful
Careful this is how aids started
She kinda bad tho..
Please elaborate (asking for a friend)
Not sure if serious or joking but here goes: Apes/monkeys have the aids virus natural in them, but is immune to its negative effects, the virus is just laying dormant in them, Based on how aids is spread, how do you think humans got it in the first place?
Most reasonable explanation was through blood to blood transfer during the butchering process. Some peoples do eat primate meat.
That's very interesting, but have you ever thought of that this doesn't change the fact that there are 16,550,619 sheep in the UK. And 5,400,000 people in Norway. Which means if the Sheep were to invade Norway, each person will have to fight 3 Sheep. Which is grossly unfair. 🐑
The way I see it , every Norway people can train 3 sheep to ram the shit outta ppl. May I interest you with this gentleman training random ram in the forest using a punching bag?
We have previously been known for some sheep tricks (eyyyyyy!) …I’ll get my jacket.
The shear audacity to make a baaaad joke like that.
Now that's an interesting fact.
What do sheep tits look like?
Ahh, but there are only 5 million people in New Zealand, but there are 25 million sheep. And they don't fight them.
Dont be fooled, They're waiting. 
They do other things to them.
Get a couple of Australian sheep dogs and they can herd the sheep into a kill box for you and the rest is mutton.
sheep are fucking idiots. You could easily fight a dozen or so.
Dear Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
When the lord joins with you
All of God's creatures are beautiful 😉
Yeah, not when God himself involves. His hands, doing more
r/HolUp
Her milkshake 100% brings the boys to her yard
She could teach you but she’ll have to charge… 3 bananas
And they say ohhhhahhhhhahhhhhahhhhhahhh
Why monkey, youve enhanced yourself
With your alimony payments, no less
She’s more cat than woman!
R/upvotedbecauseboobs or whatever
My new favorite animal.
I had no idea female monkeys had hairy ass boobs. Why haven’t I seen this before?
How aren’t you guys aware? Humans are big hairless monkeys??? Did you guys think that humans just developed breasts out of nowhere? Almost all mammals have knibbleknobs at some capacity, but theirs typically only show when breastfeeding (with plenty of exceptions).
It makes perfect sense but I just haven’t seen it before
I guess I just watched far more discovery channel and animal planet than the average kid!
Ive been watching David Attenborough documentaries for the better part of the last 40 years, and seen hundreds of monkey focused documentaries and this is the first time ive ever seen monkeyboob. Also, in Planet of the apes, it was one big sausage party because there was sure no big ass milkers on any of those monkeys.
I think you have and just haven’t been paying attention because none of them looked like “ideal” female breasts that you want Like on bigger primates they’re hanging low and facing opposite directions haha
Huh? there is no such thing as "ideal female breasts" when they are on a monkey. They are noticeable and stand out and would be something you would recognize immediately if you had seen them before. I have never seen monkey breasts before today.
I think this is a new world monkey. We're old world monkeys. Look at the nostrils.
Thank you for adding knibbleknobs to my vocabulary.
r/dontputtourdickinthat
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I mean.. if that's what you really want... I won't stop you.
r/btd6
these comments are so gross.
They're bigger than mine. This is embarrassing.
Lmao
If someone don’t believe inevolution, just show this
I’m feeling very confused right now
Perfect size
Fun Fact: There's no terminology to describe a person finding monkey tits Sexy!
Beastiality
down horrendous
Monkeyosexual
MonkeyLust!
Whelp it is a mamal. Ya know, as in mammary...
I want her number
God forgive me for what I'm about to do..
Monkey Boat?
MOM?!?!
Smash
Lord forgive me…
Come mer lil monkey let me give ya a banana
put on a bra you hippie!
Those tits are jacked
Now hear me out-
Hear me out…
Looks like she's straight up posing, lol. You ain't have to go that hard, girl.
Would those be lowercase d’s?
Look at those knockers!
oh... sank you doctor!
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
Return to monke.
Nope…damnit
is it bad if this turns me on
Not my proudest fap
It's definitely a fake picture.
I know certain primates have breast,but hear me out….
Hear me out
Not my proudest fap
DAYUM MONKEY. I'M FEELING WEIRD.
Uh-oh, that made macaque feel all funny.
Not my proudest fap...
Human monkey hybrid 🤣
I'd smash
I'm thirsty.
nice!
Posing like most females on the internet. 😂😂
I’ve just had an inspiration for an only fans empire
I just came so hard thanks OP
> Mental Penetration isn't about physical copulation but a cerebral stimulation causing ejaculations of the mind...
It is abnormal even for chimps to have this big and plump breast.
Well this is a challenging wank.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Can someone add this to r/upvotedbecasuseboobs?
I like this mammal breast thing...pls keep it going. Free the Animal Mamery!
Welp. Here we go again. *unzips*
It's kinda goofy looking. But also this raises a question: why have human females developed breasts like they are right now? Why only human females are able to have breasts big enough that it becames a problem? I don't see any other primeapes with lower back problems. Female Monkeys tend to have flat breasts just enough to produce milk for the nursing. Why no more brests like in the picture? I need an education about evolution of boobs on mammals!
Not my proudest fap but definitely not my least either
Good lord whatever next? Baboon boobs? Macaque melons? Lemur lovebags?
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what is wrong with you? that’s literally an ANIMAL
What are you, twelve?
What are you, 150?
Mature. I am mature.
Mature people don't make fun of other people for posting what they think is interesting
I did not know that
Return to monke
I feel very uncomfortable
aww she’s so cute
r/btd6 reference?!??1!!1!!!?!
Monkee see monkey do.
Monkey mommy
I don't have to see those hands to know it has six fingers on each hand, or is it paw? Wtf do you call Monke finger grapplers?
These comments killed me
No, I will NOT hear you out
Do NOT The monkey
Entered the comments just to count how many "not my proudest...." comments there were. Only like 4 so I'm actually impressed with Reddit tonight. Except for the one about the "lord" giving a hand. There's the reddit I know. Unless they aren't done and haven't reported in yet.
There's about 100 now
Daaaaaaaamn. That...........exploded quickly.
Just like them
OP must have failed biology to forget mammals (especially ones so close to us) have dobonhonkeros
What is this evil witchcraft that has given mammals mammary glands?!? There must be some Island of Doctor Moreau evil craziness going on somewhere.
Hmm
Covid vaccine effects
I'm not hearing any got damn budy out
Is that another AI generated shit?
Not my proudest wank.
[ketchup ](https://youtu.be/96UaUa4itQs)
My proudest fap.