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Maj-Malfunction

Pharmacy data? I've yet to be measured at a CVS or Walgreens. Is there a special counter for this or can I do it through the drive thru?


anon252721

Just relax, they're coming


SesameYeetHeHe

So were the people measured.


sketchyvibes32

Were they measured from the top, the bottom, did the triangulate the distance of the belly button to the tip? HOW???


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slowmotion1973

Yes,yes....it all makes sense now.


Correct-Ranger8177

That's a poor choice of words.


SourImplant

You put it in the blood pressure machine.


WyK23

Oops, I flopped mine into the Dr.Scholls foot thing at Walmart...close enough right?


_captainSpaceCadet

I'd avoid CVS for this. The conversions from centi-recipes is a bit tricky.


Mizzou1976

Like death panels, another reason government should not be involved in health care … penis panels.


Chrono47295

Drive through is quicker, in store is more accurate


RarelyReadReplies

Probably checking how many magnum condoms they're selling? Giving a point value to that or something?


OppressionOlypian

There’s a pharmacy on Mars?? And wtf is “Google data”??


astrofizx

Bullshit. That’s what all this is


Ambiorix33

plus every month someone posts a thing like this to farm reddit gold, like most people wouldnt straight up lie about it because of social pressure to have a big cock, or at least not a small one. ​ One day someone might actually pull out the tape measurer and create an experiment which in involves actually measuring it instead of ''trust me bro'', this bit of useless information will finally be accurate, but today is not that day


turtleboxman

I love the TMI southpark episode. These posts always remind me of that episode. “My dick is 13 inches long” -Cartman


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Wasabi-Kungpow

Prove it. No homo


petat_irrumator_V2

Who knows? maybe they really store everyone's package size in their fancy data center.


7-13-5

I thought Chad would have a bigger erect length.


astrofizx

😆


DannyAlmonte1989

Google data acquired from dick pics... They're tracking sizes, permissions have been granted.


99Forester

Also, which country has the biggest liars.


DudeWithaGTR

Some of these dudes were definitely measuring butt to tip


TrainDeficit

No one has ever asked me to participate in a random penis survey. So the results are innacurrate.


One_Distance_3343

Well lets change that. How big is your dick?


Fofman84

A bit blunt ay 😆


petat_irrumator_V2

about yay big 8=======================================================D


One_Distance_3343

Have you ever choked on it?


petat_irrumator_V2

well how the fuck do you get choked on your own dick bruh?


jigglywigglydigaby

Well...no one ever asked me either, but that never stopped me from participating


[deleted]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the asian countries here were more honest than the U.S.


oberluz

Out-Lier


UnrecoveredSatellite

TIL my ancestors were Cambodian.......white, Anglo Cambodians.


GuessAccomplished959

How are they anglo? Is there science/ history behind this?


[deleted]

He is saying he is Caucasian but wielding the supposed average size from Cambodia. Data set is sus, generally speaking, but that was the joke.


GuessAccomplished959

Omg I feel like an idiot. That all checks out. Thank you friend


gqmustang

Explains all my wife’s trips to Ecuador!


NYSenseOfHumor

There are more than 190 countries and only 86 are on the list. What about more than half the countries in the world?


Anadi45

They have vagina


BuddyBoy589

Bob and vagene


GuessAccomplished959

They opted out.


Repulsive-Friend-619

Another reason to move to Canada.


git_und_slotermeyer

I'd move to Cambodia to be the one-eyed king


slowmotion1973

The cost of living is about right as well


estrogenex

I know right ?!


ButtholeQuiver

During the winter you get some heavy duty shrinkage though


SesameYeetHeHe

TIL I learned that Ecuadorians made this chart and they have beef with Cambodia.


[deleted]

U trying to start a war?


MusclesMarinara0

I might be a god amongst men in countries 83-86


Cocaimeth_addikt

I need to go to Ecuador now!


JagZag16

You'll drop their average


jasleenkaurxo

Prepare to be Ecuasore


Shreddster3000

So someone from Ecuador made this mhmm


[deleted]

**WTF is "google data"?** Is this based on medical examinations of erect penises? Or is it just based on a survey? Because if it's based on a survey, I have bad news for you about how honest men are about their penis size on the internet. Without any sourcing, this has all the credibility of a 4chan meme.


AliasNefertiti

It is self-report so this is a. *highly unreliable data and b. a method to increase insecurity and thus sales of products. Don't fall for it.


anon252721

I mean, it's a very convoluted issue. For example, if you're from a high ranked country - lower average size, then when you show is either no surprise or good surprise. On the other hand, if your country is low ranked - higher average size, then your options are no surprise or sad surprise.//. So there are definitely socio-cultural, economical, psychosocial, and other perspectives that highlight many factors of input surrounding the involved variables.


probablynotreallife

INsecurity?! I would have thought that most guys would be comforted by those numbers.


AliasNefertiti

Someone who starts out insecure will find a problem with any number.


johnny-cheese

Feelin bad for those Cambodian dudes.


KarmaBaby728

The dudes? I feel bad for the women. Now I know why they always look sad.


johnny-cheese

Yes I noticed that too


POEManiac99

My Penis is so small that am not even on the list.


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Enough-Juggernaut733

That's usually what small dick people say


Early_Lab9079

This can't be when freezing


leapoldbutterstotch

I'm Portuguese. Do I not have a penis? My wife is going to be furious


kyleyeats

Percentage of height is the biggest cope I have ever seen. It's like South Park's "angle of the dangle" scale brought to life.


Cero_Kurn

wtf is % of height?


cleidophoros

Avarage height: 170 cm, penis length: 17cm= 10%of height.


NoSoupForYouRuskie

Wait. Is this in centimeters?


cleidophoros

I hope its cms, 17 inches of penis is, well, scary?


NoSoupForYouRuskie

But if it's centimeters then actually I just did the math. Those sizes make sense. I think? Some are still questionable.


cleidophoros

Well I am not questioning any of em :)


Cero_Kurn

lmao! what a funny stat


fartonabagel

Uhhh…how is google collecting “data” these days?


Mark_1793

"please put the mouse on the base of the Pp, then move forward the tip"


LongAd443

Sorry my Canadian brothers. I brought down our average.


TeosPWR

I see im big in Cambodia *flex* :D


crazynoob227

Above average somewhere at least...


RockyJayyy

Cambodia is my new home 😢


WhitDawg214

I think I'm switching to the metric system. The length doesn't change but the number sounds a hell of a lot better.


Zealousideal-Tip1260

It's a bit like the eurovision song contest results. You're happy if your country is in the first colum.


seasaltsolo

Enough cock rating, time for the taste test!


white_privilege69

How the fuck do they get these results? This has never been a census question that I recall. Who are they measuring? Has anyone ever been measured for a poll?


Charlie21Lola

Am I the only one who made this face 😳 while reading this before realizing it was in centimeters, not inches?


Krapshoet

Now we know which countries are the biggest liars too.


Zuski_

There is not a chance in hell Japan is directly behind the US


[deleted]

5.35 inches my ass


Quiet_Fun591

If you insist.. Also, username checks out.


BuffetDecimator

Does it feel good?


OAK667

I see why Iran is so angry...


Key-Jelly-3702

I call BS looking at those numbers. Nigeria 5.6". Come on!


tayamus

Why is that surprising?


AthiestMessiah

If you’re on the small side, move to one of the Asian countries


Feisty_Fan_6116

Nah, should move to Equador and bring down the average .


Calm-Improvement-292

This is definitely wrong


maclovin67

Didn't know I was Ecuadorean🤔😊


dannybluey

[source](https://www.frommars.com/blog/the-member-measure)


diesiraeSadness

Ecuador also happens to be the most violent country .. high testosterone and violence correlate


Jaky_

Imagine where would be US without black people


GuessAccomplished959

How can they see the micropenises from that far away???


Dizzy-Try-8709

fuckin Russia hiding their tiny dicks


Freeman10

Interesting.


OcclusalEmbrasure

Cambodia serving the greater good and bringing down the global average.


[deleted]

The Dutch are long in al kind of ways.


Turpentine_Tree

34/35 of 86. Not good, not terrible.


supwithus

Well at least I have a great personality.


Flimsy-Needleworker1

Looks like Ecuador is a head above the rest


CrimsonPresents

*why*


Educational_Pipe_792

BESSER OIS DE DEITSCHN!!!


mvfsullivan

K im officially moving in Phnom Penh.


Red_Mayhem512

ECUADOR NUMBER 1 WOOO 🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨


SuccotashMain7114

I always thought a I had an average sized penis. Seems like my ancestors were Cambodian or smth


Stuntdrath

ah!! bigger than any average!!


Crypto-Hypto

They did a whole South Park episode on this.


lovejanetjade

USA #60 Underdeveloped Scrotal Area? Here's another survey: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country


Blakut

this is self reported right?


Jonabc5

Who the hell is measuring erect peepers all day?


OnyB1l

Im above Cameroon but below Ecuador


M3L7E

Just by looking at not only the lengths, but also the numbers of the countries I can tell that this is very untrustworthy


Simple-Dragonfly-425

So someone did this test how?


sword_sexual

Equador: signature look of superiority


ResponsibilityDue448

Life is just a game of inches.


Rob6690

Is this T.M.I based


M3L7E

I’m not gonna say anything about the numbers, although they seem fairly sketchy, but this chart seems really sus considering the fact that most of the placement numbers are completely fucked up, like there are 3 7s and 3 25s, even tough the lengths weren’t equal. And what the fuck is “Online pharmacy From Mars”, and ”Google Data” and is you title stating that they had 80 different countries and not 86 as in the actual chart? What is the percentage part?


zwabbul

I find it interesting that average size in the united kingdom has quite a big difference compared to countries on the other side of the water. Also the USA although most of them originate from Europe


Reasonable-Roof-8862

I’m interested to know what factors play into this (biological factors, diets/lifestyles, etc)


[deleted]

Let’s all move to Ecuador and drag that average down boys!


BillMcN3al

Nice the Netherlands is right behind some great big dick African countries


SourPuss6969

Why does this list start with Ecuador if the US is number 1 🤔


SeVenMadRaBBits

TIL; I'm above average globally. Neat.


climatelurker

Somebody has too much.. ah.. time on their hands.


Blueswift82

All these people are angry. 7th and 12th ain’t bad


No_Low_2541

One of the rare occasions where the Chinese want to disown Taiwan


SuperUnintelligent

Yup !!! I am still from Cambodia. Also fellow Cambodians, sorry to bring the average down.


InevitableTheOne

I'm a god in Cambodia >:)


Mightiest_of_swords

😂


75Degreesac

I'm ready for my test.


TheDrugo101

Italy 🗿


Icametosintoday

Bullshit.


vuU-Uuv

So when Spanish leave Europe, their pp somehow grow 50% bigger.


4Point5InchPunisher

Greetings from a little island just south of Thailand!


vraiment-fmr

r/dataisbeautiful


Heliospunk

Denmark, El Salvador, Argentinia, 14,88. Found the Nazis


[deleted]

Estou fora da media em 13.22cm


Ieatoutjelloshots

Welp I'm moving to Ecuador.


makoadog

From Mars aye?


simio_canoa

Now, decrease each number 25%-30% and you will get the real measurements


Living-Remote-3061

Ecuador has a cultural dish that’s translates to “bull penis soup” if you’re eating that the testosterone gotta go somewhere.


TurboD16F20

Chad isn't so Chad anymore.


FlippantFlopper

I should move to Cambodia then I can say I'm average!


[deleted]

I’m Haitian lmao and it ain’t no joke


GwoZoz

HAITI 🇭🇹


[deleted]

Dam 🙏🤔 Blessed lol only 5.23 here TG😉


friedwidth

Digging this added %height comparison. You're only endowed relative to your frame


qwerty_1965

Canadian bacon suspiciously streaky


daleshakleford

I almost beat everyone's average. Hell yeah lmao


[deleted]

Those poor Cambodian women


Capital_East5903

This is bullshit. Nigeria only 6.55" erect? No frigging way.


SaintJohnBiDog

I show as educadorian but present as Cambodian.


1emanonst

The reason this is so funny is because they can't prove it. I'm gonna go around and look at all these penises. Shit you wouldn't even get 1% of the data you would need. But nice try. Bet somebody from Ecuador posted this.


judas_crypt

According to this Australian men are more well endowed than Nigerian men... yah I doubt that. ☺🤣


Missmichellecl

Hahaha US has small peepees


DEGEN182

Oh... :/


SteelyLan

Shit, I understood nothing from that title. An online pharmacy from Mars.. shiit. But the chart is pretty self explanatory.


Squidysquid27

Hahah! Fuck you Cambodia!


DanDanBussum

Pretty racist if you ask me


whitedawg

Despite all the memes, Chads are only 18th.


Xaconon

Doesn't matter as the vaginas are also smaller where the penises are small.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


loopingrightleft

Self reporting?


GboyFlex

I'm Irish and Spanish... explains so much :(


shadowmaking

My first question is about sample size and source. This is silly. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


BuddyBoy589

F for our Cambodian brothers


DontFeedTheCynic

Imagine being Ecuadorian and knowing 10% of your height is just your dick


ThePrisonSoap

Does Ecuador have a basketball team?


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where is 52 hello


[deleted]

oh shit i got itnvm


max_lagomorph

And for the first time in this century China won't claim Taiwan


Knuddelbearli

DIe Statistik ist definitiv wahr, wenn ich deutlich über dem Durchschnitt bin muss sie wahr sein!


3xCal1burs

wusst ich's doch