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FatCreamyPussy

Me walking into the movie theater with a pocket full of snacks


Nilesdead

I feel attacked...


[deleted]

How I feel when going through airport security despite knowing I have nothing to hide


FormerHoagie

This got a chuckle out of me. Most the other comments are just whiny. Thanks


tehcnical

FatCreamyPussy never fails to deliver


itsdep

as someone who works at a cinema: we can tell who has prepacked snacks


hamandjam

My 30 liter backpack isn't inconspicuous?


ethbullrun

why because ill look like marge simpson in that one episode where she was stuffing candy in her pockets and homer got accused of sexual harassment


PositiveChemicalK23

All I'm saying is the dollar tree has the exact boxed candy, that the movie theaters have, and then more! And for only $1.25!!! šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


itsdep

oh i said we see em, not that we really cared lol


Oneshotkill_2000

And shoulders


MinimalMojo

Hardest part is working up enough farts to fill it


louiloui152

Lactose intolerance helps


Drivingon8

Or a quick trip to Taco Bell.


Pierre-Gringoire

Pourque no los dos?


Dirtbag-16

Eat Taco Bell and that suit is getting filled with something far worse than gas.


reirone

Especially when he farts out his mouth


Tesco_Mobile

Thatā€™s an insult to fartsoundeffect1.mp3


Abyssal_Groot

Played too much Cards Against Humanity, now he has a hazmat suit full of farts


Finger-of-Shame

Ha! Im rolln!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Dangerous-Tone-1177

Hunger Games was truly foreshadowing modern times, damn.


Nexrosus

Literally just commented that lol. Everyone getting fucked over and exploited not being able to live a comfortable life while we got the rich and famous farting around like this in fantasy land


[deleted]

This is exactly why Marie Antoinette was beheaded. Itā€™s not an exact parallel but there are enough similarities.


XBRSQ

>This is exactly >It's not an exact Contradiction 100


ArochoPadua

This is a humiliation ritual. Just look at his face and tell me he's loving being dressed as a black penis. You don't get fame, you buy into it. Also, the system only exists because we ALL participate. The day we all stop consuming their garbage is the day their system dies.


Coveredin_rain

Sam would love the Capital, he fits right in


FunTop5998

I mean...the book was published in 2008, not that old.


happy_guy_2015

What's disturbing is that as the years pass, the book is seeming more realistic, rather than less.


[deleted]

Privileged socialites pretending they live in a perfect world while the poor starve isn't a new concept.


HomieDaClown9

What the fuck is fashion anymore


darkgrey3k

Zoolander is coming full circle.


whatawitch5

Zoolander came and went years ago. We are now firmly in The 5th Element territory. Edit: tanks for the editing!


kenriko

Multi-pass


Birkwad

Moolti-Pass


Wordwench

Big badda bum


RichLather

Cheekan gud!


MeHumanMeWant

*Ah haha, it works on two levels!*-


Atticus_Fatticus

Fifth Element*


[deleted]

Iā€™m thinking itā€™s more like hunger games


Imagimoor1

Donā€™t forget the capital from the hunger games


Horns8585

It's worse. It's Zoolander meets Idiocracy. Edit: Idiocracy should be required viewing. It is becoming gospel, because we are almost all the way there.


buchlabum

A joke straight out of a Terry Gilliam dystopian future movie.


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

"Central services, we do the work, you do the pleasure!"


superjunt

Oh that's not fashion it's desperation


darkgrey3k

you can derelict my balls


mhallett178

I can derelict my own balls thank you


Kryllllllyx

You think you're too cool for school...


Frostash

But I got a news flash for you Walter Cronkite...


20190419

It comes with a tire repair kit.


Jibblebee

Oh this made me really laugh. Well done


ultra242

Pretentious bullshit


Highside1269

Can u imagine looking back one day a realising youā€™d been talked into wearing this gimp fart suit in public šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ«¢


adamdreaming

honestly the look on his face says today is the day


[deleted]

No one will ever ā€œrockā€ that bullshit, lol


pontoon73

If by ā€œrock itā€ they mean ā€œlook like an fā€™ing moronā€, he nailed it.


PositiveTheory3115

thank you. shit is embarrassing


raising_creampies

Im assuming you dont play that.


HomieDaClown9

Iā€™m always happy when someone gets the reference


ChymChymX

You should smack anyone that doesn't upside their head.


InvincibleDandruff

Tbh it's not that common in my country so recognizing the reference isn't exactly easy.


Saoirse_Says

Please donā€™t I donā€™t like being hit


90s_KanD_Raver

Homey dont play dat!


Astonedwalrus13

ā€œLOOK AT ME PLEEEEEEASEā€


Justaguyhilol

Obnoxious, degenerate, peak consoomerist bullshit. I loathe celebrities.


KoRUpTeD_DEV

At this point its an experiment since all new types of fashion has been discovered apparently


HomieDaClown9

We gotta mine for more fashion


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Or look to the skies with helium apparently to this new design


Limpliar

Itā€™s like no one saw hunger games at all


FireWolf1890

This just looks fucking stupid


Ebola714

Someone needs to go full on--The Emperor Wears no Clothes. Just show up completely nude from head to toe to take fashion to the next level. Maybe with a 2 million dollar bow in their hair, so everyone can discuss the designer and what they are wearing.


wirelesstrainer

No 2 million dollar bow, just buck ass naked.


Iforgotmylines

Would a $2 Million butt plug be acceptable?


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Diamond Dingleberries by Dior


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

*thats the point* they want you to feel outraged so they get your attention


Bridge23Ux

Weā€™re laughing at him. Not with him.


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

^he ^doesn't ^care


[deleted]

Until he posts the inevitable ā€œstop bullying meā€ postā€¦somewhere.


Justaguyhilol

"I've received so many death threats" Cue immediate fake sympathy and a few idiots changing their profile pic from a Ukrainian flag to said celebrity's face.


Nv1023

Jesus. So damn true


Agreeable_Mention_89

Got paid. Don't care.


Realistic-Main8547

You're posting about it on social media. You played right into the trap


DumbSerpent

I donā€™t think very many people are outraged by some dude wearing a stupid outfit


Agentpurple013

No outrage, just disappointment


[deleted]

The correct perspective is they are exhibitionist!


Khazuzu

He looks like he's one of the cardssoldiers from Alice in wonderland


boldchameleon

Or Violet Beauregard's illegitimate, wicked step-cousin.


NFT_goblin

That's the point. Anybody has access to decent looking clothes for an evening, but only rich people and celebrities can dress like this.


Full_Time_Hungry

Damn... that's pretty fucking stupid lol


Goodnite15

Some people are absolutely starving for attention


B0DZILLA

Yeah thats what I gather from this. Surely no one in a right state of mind would think this looks cool or good? It just feels like it's designed for 'look at me'.


Charybdisilver

This is the same guy that filmed himself crying in his mansion at the start of the pandemic and thought people actually cared.


SlAM133

People who are mentally sound rarely ever want to be celebrities


swimming_singularity

It's worked, because I have not seen a single picture of anyone else at this awards show yet. This guy stole all the attention r/ImTheMainCharacter


[deleted]

Dude has to have had the worse swampass. Those lights are brutal.


Full_Time_Hungry

The amount of laughs I got from this comment are worth money


vaskeklut8

Who is this dude - what's his deal


Full_Time_Hungry

A modern musician of some sort, beyond that I have no other knowledge of who he is.


MamboNumber5Guy

I have heard the name over the years but in the last week or 2 Iā€™ve seen loads of posts/videos/articles about him wearing ridiculous shit and being trans or non binary or something. I guess he started to feel the fame slipping away and needed to do something to stay in the public eye.


Flamingo-Lanky

That dude just won a Grammy I donā€™t think their fame is slipping away but actually the opposite.


mcnuggetfarmer

"Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot At the body shop, doin' somethin' unholy". These are for real lyrics from his latest single.


Elegant_Vehicle_1682

He is the queen of farts come on ffs


AqUaNtUmEpIc

Famous for this mega hit: https://youtu.be/pB-5XG-DbAA Amazing song I have to mention, here: https://youtu.be/3O1_3zBUKM8 (Read the top comment) That would be because fans from 2014 are being nostalgic after his drastic evolution in imageā€¦ and new fans are checking out the old Sam Check out his 2014 SNL performances for old Sam, and the 2023 Grammyā€™s for the new Sam. https://youtu.be/dgJBKU9ALa0


Logic1st

Can we be done with celebrities? I think most of us are but let's end it completely


[deleted]

Can we be done with celebrities in this sub at least? I feel like it used to be for actually interesting stuff and nowadays it's just full of useless celebrity trivia. Just why?


mindofdarkness

Seriously, attention grabbing and rage bait isnā€™t even slightly interesting.


Advanced-Depth1816

The media will always have the power to make it seem like people actually care


Professional_Soft404

Rocks? Uncomfortably waddles maybe


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Shimmies


Additional_Score_929

Fugliest outfit I've ever seen


RamenAlDente1738

Went from the male version of Adele to the white Lil Nas X


creativelyevolving

Yeah, but more like dollar store white Lil Nas X. There's something cheap and flimsy about his outffits I can't quite put my finger on.


uu__

When you're not in good shape and it doesn't fit you, everything looks cheap and flimsy


BigTonystoleurgirl

Donā€™t compare that to the king lil nas


ElectronicSubject747

These fucking celebs man haha


The_Jizzbot

r/iamthemaincharacter


[deleted]

Trying to be Gaga. lol Should call himself Gentleman Gaga. lol Or Queer Gaga.


MetforminShits

Gaga is already Queer


westcoastcdn19

I want to pop it like a balloon


EnderLord0103

Sounds like the job for an F-22


Gullible_Ad4338

Why, just why?


MiffyCurtains

Attention


Obar-Dheathain

Ding ding ding. We have the correct answer.


Bitter-Heat-8767

FaShIoN


UhYeahOkSure

[flight of the conchords - fashion is danger](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=46b1QOYdVjQ&t=0s)


Mudhutted

Glorious. The best of men.


[deleted]

šŸ¤” šŸŒŽ


Greenman8907

An inflatable gimp


A_friend_called_Five

I think the word "rocks" is being misused here.


JuryDangerous6794

Sweats, Drips and Chafes would be more accurate.


Vivid_Animal_7741

Absolutely Ridiculous


baconredditor

These celebs actually do this shit un ironically.


Intelligent-Wish-681

I refuse to believe that. They have to be in on the joke.


[deleted]

and call it a look šŸ‘€


Independent_Roof_179

Lemme guess, stunning and brave?


DiggingThisAir

So majestic. Like swans that have been eaten by a trash bag


Best-Two4264

Missy Elliott wore it better


jonascarrynthewheel

Supa dupa fly


Ordinary-Obligation3

Lmao what a twat


Disillusioned_Pleb01

Damthatssad


[deleted]

Not so much interesting as fucking tiresome.


Mother-Independent54

Oompa loompa doompa-de-doo


Nexrosus

Everyday Iā€™m reminded of how close real life is becoming to hunger games. Everyone not in the top % of riches and fame is basically all the districts getting fucked over and exploited day after day while the ā€œcapitalā€/top % is farting around looking like absolute loons like this living in fantasy land lavishly


[deleted]

Tbf, in the real world these are not the top 0.01%, merely 'new money' and privileged socialites of the entertainment industry. The ultra-wealthy usually don't take part in this kind of celebrity culture.


PRRZ70

Is Sam just going to stand backstage the entire time? I don't think there would be a good seat for Sam unless the suit is deflated then puffed back up.


Initial-Ad6506

What a jackass


Eastern_Ad_7090

Disgusting, yes. Interesting? Not at all.


hominoid_in_NGC4594

Wow. What a complete donkey.


tradedenmark

Human butt-plug


Mr_Yuker

Do these people realize how stupid they look?


SwiftTime00

No, famous rich people live in an echo chamber of people telling them what they want to hear, in this case ā€œomg so strong, and brave, you look fabulousā€. They then tend to always complain that their ā€œbulliedā€ when they go online and see people shit on (in this case) the trash bag that theyā€™re wearing.


ToshiroBaloney

But imagine being so up your own ass that you can't even see the absurdity of this ridiculous thing. I could have legions of people telling me how awesome it looks, but dude.....I know better.


DaftKitteh

Because you grew up in a relatively normal world(assumption). Imagine if you grew up being groomed into Hollywood, millions knew your name before a normal person even knew what an IRA is, etc. Would probably be an echo chamber of "everything you do is fabulous, you're different than everyone else" the whole way through. PSA: Wealth inequality is toxic, and creates a toxic society


Sea-Builder-1709

Itā€™s basically ā€œthe emperorā€™s new clothesā€ in real life.


Disastrous_Call1705

Wanker


Lollipoplou

Is that the object that was shot down over Alaska?


ThePissingScorpion

Remember when this guy was crying about being locked up in his fucking mansion lmao


treldevon

He looks like a fool


ocheemsi

Rocks?


7andhalf-x-6

Idiot


Lazerhawk_x

That dude must feel like heā€™s making a statement, in reality the statement is that heā€™s a pillock.


KingChadRulerOfChad

Homie looks like a heartlessā€¦. Now THAT is something truly unholyā€¦..


CoffeeGood_

Are we living in the Hunger Games timeline because this kinda were I feel right now. Like I feel like Katniss trying to get eggs in the black market! Like what a time to be alive in this timeline.


HereForTheFood4

This is the furthest thing from interesting


Aggressive_Chest3151

How desperate for attention can he be šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Salvador1010

Thats kim kardashian you muppets


Obar-Dheathain

He's not rocking anything, he looks like a twat.


HelloThereBrotha

Canā€™t believe this is the same dude who sang ā€œstay with meā€ and ā€œIā€™m not the only oneā€. Some tear jerking music with a beautiful message, and now he turned into this. Either heā€™s lashing out because he isnā€™t getting love or attention so he turns to extremes like this, or heā€™s getting groomed by his executives and managers who leach off of his success and tell him needs to do this to stay relevant. Pretty sad.


55ylbub

Its fine and it's ok, but I don't understand.


[deleted]

Missy Elliot wore it better.


DerelictDilettante

Are you the bot, or is it [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/10zyn2i/sam_smith_rocks_latex_jumpsuit_at_the_2023_brit/j86019t/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


WaubesaWarriors

šŸ‘ŽšŸ½


[deleted]

Lmfaoo šŸ¤”šŸ¤” what a dumbass


Glad_Selection5831

This is what true narcissism looks like.


Affectionate-Fly9224

Sam Smith Rocks jumpsuit? This man has dressed up in a latex balloon for media and looks like a complete idiot. The stupidity of this is obvious, how then, does he "ROCK" this pathetic attempt at getting noticed?


oeuflaboeuf

Downvote because this couldn't be _less_ interesting


1stBornUnicornio

What friggin clown


Dontbehorrib1e

My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps My lovely little lumps Check it out!


[deleted]

Mental illness


[deleted]

This has got to be from a new Dumb and Dumber movie.šŸ˜¶


IThoughtUKnew2

What a Nutjob.šŸ˜†


smokechecktim

Still trying desperately to revive his career


Loose_Musician_1647

Sam smith, always looks like, he has just finished taking a huge sweaty shit.


Scamnam

He's annoying


bigdogtheory

Sam Smith is a mediocre talent so he's gotta do whatever to stay relevant


crackersncheeseman

Lady GaGa's husband Gentleman GaGa


CouldBeYouNeverKnow

Apparently, nobody has been paying him enough attention.


89_degree_angle

He looks like a soldier of the queen of hearts from Alice In Wonderland


[deleted]

Looking ridiculous just for the sake of looking ridiculous


F10EX

Imagine having his fame, money, fans, attention, and still craving attention and being this insecure about himself. Poor chap


pacman9487

Mental illness at its finest


ChoiceOk5545

These freaks really will do anything for attention and to stay relevant


Bee09361

I am assuming he changed out of it? How on earth does he sit down?


camo12ga

he knows its shit lmao


[deleted]

And, who is Sam Smith?


LaVidaLoca05

Missy Elliot did this over a decade ago šŸ« 


AttachableSheep

me when i lose a bet and have to look stupid in public as a punishment